#also cries in f2p

[godisasimp]

Fun fact : you can't use 100% of Kiana's kit unless you have the whole trio (she gets special QTEs/attacks) in the same team, yep it's almost locked behind a paywall.

I'm praying for those "special attacks" to not be ONLY available like that but honestly seeing what they're doing with honkai ? I wouldn't even be surprised.

#sure Mei is free and her gear is basically the best possible deal ever but #in exchange you have to pull like 150 or more to guarantee a full gear for Bronya #and kiana is completely locked in gacha #so honestly is there even a difference? #oh and also you can't realistically use cristals for anything else really #have fun y'all #imagine the F2P players who love kiana #like they saw this and cried #honestly genuinely why #why was it even thought about honestly #honkai impact #honkaiposting #honkaimpact3rd

[lovingherrscher]

Playing Honkai Impact with the BSD men (Dazai, Chuuya, Kunikida and Fyodor)

Note: Crack, OOC even maybe, random ideas at 2AM while I do the Honkai grinding. Might do a Genshin version later if I feel like it. Genre: Crack, fluff, if you squint hard enough there'll be 4th wall breaking and some spoilers for Storm Bringer.

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Dazai:

Is willing to play with you, and he is kinda bored so he needs something to kill time in the office when he's not sleeping or messing around with Kunikida.

SUPER, like, super lucky. First 10 dorm supply and he already got 3 S-Rank Valkyries????

Man makes you question your luck because just 10 roll in any banner and he WILL get all the rate-up character, weapon or even stigmata.

"F2P btw"

That certain player who skips the story just to play the game.

Said that he's gonna read it later but never will. Too lazy to do that, but does read the comic/manhua version when you brought that up.

But he does read Elysian Realm, including the main story.

Is a simp for Elysia and the other Seele aka Veliona.

Got them at SSS with full gear as well.

Man also got Stygian Nymph at SS2 like how-

Sometimes when he's too lazy or bored he'll throw the phone to you or Atsushi to help him with the daily tasks.

HATES, absolutely hates Otto with a fierce passion. Will switch to Chinese VA if he had to or simply unplug the headphones when he doesn't want to changes VA back and forth too much.

Man started you by almost jumped out of the bed when he first heard Otto's voice in Memorial Arena.

Was suprised af hearing Welt's voice too. Will use that as the reason to 'persuade' Kunikida into playing the game.

"Hey Atsushi-kun, help me a bit will you? Just skip the materials event and play enough to reach 600 BP points and you're good to go!"

With that said, he threw the phone to his subordinate and immediately went to lay down on the couch. Poor Atsushi knows nothing and was fumbling with it for a good while until you took Dazai's phone from his hands.

"It's alright, I will do it for him. You can get back to work, sorry for that, Atsushi."

Chuuya:

Is okay with it actually because he does want to relive some stress, and because you told him to cut out on the cigarettes so he needs something that can distract him.

Enjoys the story enough to play the game with you. That is, until he read Void Heavens & Diane's Sojourn.

Was crying at the part when Herrescher of Void told Fu Hua that Kiana's existence is built upon lies and that she only exists to serve as her vessel.

He cries for the whole night in your arms because that reminds him of what he's been through back then. He was lucky enough that he is, actually a real human being. Still, deep down sometimes he wishes he could be a normal person, for if weren't because of Arahabaki inside him, he wouldn't had to suffer like that.

Didn't touch the game for a whole week after he finished Thunders over Nagazora.

Cries even harder after the end of Theater of Domination and the birth of Herrescher of Flamescion.

Immediately whale for Kiana. He whaled so much in just ONE DAY that Hoyoverse had to contact him and ask is he sure that he wants to continue the transaction.

He had all Kiana's battlesuits at SSS and with proper stigmata sets + weapons for them.

Did whale for Himeko as well because why not? Aunt Himeko deserves it ❤

Those doesn't left even a dent in his black card. Will let you whale as well, as long as his princess is happy ❤

"You have quite the collection there, Chuuya. By this rate they're gonna give you a Kiana golden statue as a gift."

"They are?!"

Chuuya widened his eyes in suprise. He didn't expect to get anything back, he just wanted to see Kiana's growth, for he saw a glimpse of himself in the valkyrie. He admires those with a strong will like that, maybe it was a part of his younger self who admires the heroes in those stories which he convinces himself that he will never become someone like them.

"Well, they might be. I heard that a company use to sent a wedding ring as a token of appreciation for their most loyal customer." (*)

Kunikida:

Absolutely not. He "will not waste his time on such things."

Too busy to afford a hobby, no?

But when Dazai shows him Welt's voice?

He was so suprised his jaws could fall off right there on his desk.

Still not going to play because he insists you that his schedule is already packed. But he will listen to you when you ramble about the game though.

Might ask you to lend him your phone so he can read the story at one point.

He bursted out at the last bubble universe in In The Deep where Welt, Herrescher of Reason turns his back against humanity instead of fighting for them like he always did.

He was scared that he might become like that. Sasaki and the Azure King case still haunts him. He was afraid that one day he will be like him when he is fed up and let his ideals consumes him.

Please hug the man. He deserves a vacation and someone who'd be there for him.

Fyodor:

Honestly, he isn't too fond of the idea of playing games and such.

Will try because of curiosity when you show him Otto's voice.

Does read the story properly, and whilst he shows no interests in the valkyries, he find the Overseer amusing.

Is one hell of a lucky man as well.

When he saw Dazai in the Memorial Arena rankings, he'd starts a race to beat the other. He does owns enough valkyries and equipments, but if he felt it isn't enough he'll whale just to beat Dazai. Of course that's the same case for our beloved detective.

Isn't happy after he finishes Kolosten and Thus Spoke Apocalypse. He doesn't understand why does Otto have to go so far for Kallen.

Is amused again when he saw the fake Otto in A Post-Honkai Odyssey though.

Eventually will quit the game after Otto is gone because it no longer amuses him.

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(*) This actually happens iirc I've read an article about a game company in China sent their most loyal player a ring upon their wedding as a token of appreciation after all the money they spent for the game.

#yoha writes #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bungo stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #dazai osamu x reader #dazai x reader #bsd chuuya #chuuya x reader #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bungou stray dogs kunikida #kunikida x reader #fyodor x reader #honkaimpact3rd

[prodlaw]

MONSTER TRIO + LAW & ACE AS GENSHIN PLAYERS

luffy is an ar 43 childe main

childe main luffy !!! mayhem !!! maniac !!! cannot use bow mode for shit!

basically explores his overworld like crazy ... has 100% exploration on dragonspine because he said fuck sheer cold we die like real men :D aka a 100 times until he realises .... fire .... fire good

does not use healers. what are they. whats this wack 1000+ hp increase. is it free? do the game gods suddenly like him?

can't build characters asks law for help who fucking busts a blood vessel seeing all the 5 stars hes sacrificed on shitty artifacts (DEF% circlet on diluc, cries real tears)

has bad luck on pulls though its crazy

he doesnt even save primos,,,,

ust pulls and didnt know about losing the 50/50 he'd just be happy either ways

"haha look a character!"

THIS IS YOUR 5TH QIQI BRO

also randomly joins worlds and steals stuff . he has no etiquette Smh

does not do abyss or if he does its just a headache he has no idea he doesnt read the opponents info he has no team synergy he is just random bullshitting go in this sanji is an ar60 yae main

has raised all thee waifus but he has a thing for being humiliated by women so ... yeah .. yae

yae defender since day #1 !! he has fought whole wars for her on twitter when people were saying her kit is shit ... he started not one but 3 fan accounts

his team is basically yae, raiden, jean and lisa (whos going to tell this man theyre all girlfriends)

is now getting ready to ascend to the title of no.1 yelan main in the whole wide world .. is sacrificing his sanity to give her 300% crit damage

like luffy he does not give a fuck about the storyline, just plays for the characters (ahem.... ladies .... is also subtly growing on ayato)

hes also a big whale. does that surprise anyone? no?

r5 donut c6 kokomi and is trying to get her to deal big damage #RoadTo100K

skips dialogue

tries to cook some ingame dishes, his almond tofu and sweet madame are actually kind of good! robin and nami have benefitted from this one

zoro is an ar56 ayaka main

got into the game because luffy and sanji were heavily into it and he's fallen into a deep whirpool of genshin ayaka impact

does not give a fuck about the story + dialogue

initially played it for funsies but as soon as he saw ayaka Goddamn

compares sword styles with her secretly its so Cute

has raised her shes insane crazy 500k when he coops people clap they scream they shout

too bad shes the only built character he does not give a fuck about anyone else

ayato came and hes building him also but everyone else is irrelevant. THIS IS AYAKAS WORLD!

does not like traveller since hes not interested in ayaka

wants to punch the shit out of him

generally annoys him

keeps on whining about how traveller uses a shitty ass blade, how ayakas much better than him etc etc.

takes boss fights very Seriously is very Good at them also

does not know how hes gotten to ar 56 but will #grind until shes c6 (hes f2p and benefitted GREATLY during the ayaka banner)

ace is an ar60 eula main

whale whale whale whale

needs to touch grass hes spent his LIFE INSURANCE MONEY on this game

loves everything about it

follows the story, loves the characters, worldbuilding everything

surprisingly dedicated a lot of braincells to it! built his characters fr

he streams it also does stupid challenges n shit, ie. i die i roll

it's him and his eula against the world! he loves a woman that can kick serious ass

very fun to coop with. will go to heart island with you. will carry you.

36 stars spiral abyss like bro is full mental illnessing it he wants the primos even though he can go to the shop and basically go batshit

his luck is very bad though like he has NEVER gotten a character before 60 pity

his c6 mona speaks for herself! and so does c6 keqing!

would have mained childe but heart of depth domain sucks 4 years out of his lifespan per run (1 like = 1 decent crit piece for ace)

has hit 1mil with eula . but at what cost?

law is an ar57 xiao main

im sorry he instantly connected with him

the emo fatherlessness is universal

basically built the entire team around xiao, eg. xiao/jean/albedo/zhongli

also admires zhongli and would have mained him but he saw emo boy first

has primordial and him at c1 but he has never paid, he's not that deep in yet

just has decent luck and saves pragmatically

like luffy he has his evil moments and steals stuff from players (has gotten threats of doxxing/being cussed out)

but other than that his genshin routine is doing dailies, event and then hes out!

follows lore actively though, finds the various cross cultural references very fun

would probably pull for baizhu if he becomes playable

© prodlaw 2022 ♡ reblogs & feedback are appreciated! requests are open

#genshin impact #one piece #law x reader #zoro x reader #one piece headcanons #sanji x reader #luffy x reader #ace x reader #one piece fluff #one piece x reader #monkey d luffy #straw hat pirates #portgas d ace #if this flops im going to kms ... also genshin girls add me 😍😍 !! #[ tracklisted ]

[otomeza35]

The past few weeks have been wonderful yet tough as a f2p Marius stan

Laughs in got Daytime Aurora on first run

Cries in using up S-chips in Sinful Lust and Tideborne Romance

Also cries in not getting the new MR to save up for long-haired Marius

#tears of themis #tears of themis marius #marius von hagen #marius #陆景和 #tears of themis memes #lu jinghe

[seraphiism]

kay, is there anything that you really really recommend? cause i finished all my favs rn (including jjk n one piece(manga+anime)).

wym you finished one piece .. manga and anime... you are stronger than the mitochondria , the powerhouse of the cell , i am not sure if you mean anime/manga exclusively but tbh i don't consume much of it so i will just assume all media is fair game ⸜( ´ ꒳ ` )⸝

i love love love omniscient reader's viewpoint !! both the novel and manhwa. have you ever been thrown into the depths of your favorite story, the one thing that allowed you to endure and survive the traumas of your life, then forced to survive in said story's circumstances you can foresee, except that now, you're not sure where reality begins and fiction ends? i have yet to finish the novel but it has definitely made me cry a few times. the characters are so so good and the plot is just so intricate, as are the relationships and i want to squeeze kim dokja like a stress ball. ALSO he's so fucking smart that i had to take breaks often bc my lil brain was going insane

i also recommend the house in fata morgana! like if there is one piece of media to share w/ everyone, i would slam this game in everyone's face and not even god could stop me . it's a visual novel that is available on steam ; i believe it took me 30+ hours to finish. tldr; you wake up in a mansion that you are supposedly the master of, and your maid, who has always been at your side, awaiting your return, walks you through the tales of the mansion. it goes through different time periods in each chapter, and you witness the many tragedies that have occurred to those deserving and undeserving. the plot is very concise and runs pretty deep. do note that there are possible triggers as the themes can be very heavy

path to nowhere !!! it's a mobile gacha game with a well-written plot and amazing characters ( there are so many beautiful women and also there are like 5 guys ). please ignore the ads, they're insanely ridiculous just to attract attention and nothing at all like the actual content. in this world, there are sinners who have been condemned; these sinners have powers and are deemed a threat to society. fortunately for you, you have a unique ability to "shackle" them-- this binds you to them, both mentally and physically ( as in when you're in extreme pain, they can sometimes experience tht same pain iirc, or smth like that ) in a sense-- sinners are only freed when you die, so many of them initially resent you, some want and try to kill you, but most eventually learn to trust you and understand that you are very selfless and don't wish to bring them harm. there are a lot of conflicts in this game, and i believe it has .. 12 or so chapters out rn? the music is amazing ( it's on spotify and goes surprisingly hard for a gacha game ), the character design is great, the gameplay is fun. it's very f2p friendly. the plot is also very sad :^) and i also cried a lot bc of it. stan hamel .

uuuuhhhhh if you want to read another manhwa, pls check out who made me a princess, it's an isekai and the dad is hot and coldhearted , absolute favorite type of man , seemingly cold but has a kind heart 10/10 i would kiss claude

thts all i can think of atm !! i have many reccs but if there were things i really really like, those are some of them.

#special s/o to nier automata bc tht game altered my brain chemistry and the writing rly influenced me as a writer #srry this was so long . but i rly do recc path to nowhere bc the designs are so !!!!!!!!! and it's so sad. i love my sad wives #also !! the cgs in path to nowhere are so [ throws my hands in the air ] . my header and pinned post banner are some of the sinners #.: asks

[sybil-kitsune]

I know there is a lot of time till new year but because I like to try guessing what team is on next event, I realised P is gonna be the next one guaranteed.. either that or its a shuffle team. Also December and it's bday gacha. Also haseyama bday giving a lot of dias.

(I do plan my gacha, but it didn't go well, too many Rindou gacha and got none, cries in f2p)

#ブラスタ #blackstar theater starless #sybil talks

[mayullla]

I have moments like this too, where I just appreciate all genshin guys (>///<)♡ They are just so lovely looking! （*’∀’人）♥ I have all guys except Ayato and Childe... they are the only ones that don't want to come home </3 *cries in F2P*

OHHH nice to meet another fellow who mainly / only pulls for the male genshin characters 😂 or maybe it is a mix lol. Ayato!! Not gonna lie some people say that liking Ayato is like liking stale bread but it is fine, still love him anyway. 🥲 love him the most as he was my long time dps tho childe was my first 5 star limited banner char hehe~ I also have almost all the boys except Tighnari and Itto. Betting on Tighnari to come home if I either lose my 50/50 or standard banner... Itto... well uhh Ayato's weapon was just there... so... 😂

My reasons for living one of them being to see handsome pretty faces.

#i pay only for welkin #i would cry if i ever go back to no welkin #well... i tried to... till the suddenly flood of leaks.... #gotta prepare you know 😂 #mayu mailbox

[naggingatlas]

wife started playing ace attorney so as is tradition, the cast's tf2 mains

phoenix - medic

maya - heavy. glued to each other.

edge - demoman and supreme

gumshoe - sniper and dreadful, he wouldn't notice edge spamming him if he were in dick's face and during the phoenix-maya ubers somehow always dies first cuz he refuses to move he's playing barnacle simulator while everyone else is like plankton in a tsunami.

if edge and gumshow happen to be on the same team edge will make a mushroom ring out of stickies around gumshoe so dick can keep on moai-ing in the same spot untouched

larry - f2p pyro. will die before buying premium, lives on trade donations from friends and charitable souls. cries when playing other classes. but one day he will overcome his fears and start maining spy until everyone oppresses him into switching back to pyro cuz he's a worse spy than gumshoe is a sniper and he will start crying into the mic again.

von karma - he's like b4nny best soljaboy demomain scoutmain, edge only inherited the demo part, currently studies up everyone else...

also maya is a heavy b4nny n the only one of the pair who can play on their own. phoenix cannot.

#phoenix wright

[pudding-with-a-happy-meal]

Screenshots I took while checking out the update

My first ten pull-

I got super lucky :D

(Also Crunchy Chip Cookie kept coming home after this pull too, 4 soulstones away from 3 ☆ing him ^^)

This package is so cute aaaaa [cries in f2p]

Look at them! Dog dads <3

Also:

[hematomes]

Question, what artefact set should i get for main dps kazuha ? Cause idk how to build him cries and which weapon

you'll need a crit weapon! harbinger of dawn seems like the best f2p option tbh, if you play kazuha w a shield and/or healer

as for artefacts, i think 4p VV is still a good option. you could have fun with 4p shime since his plunge from skill counts as a normal attack (iirc, im not sure if shime takes plunge attacks into account). 2p vv/2p atk also works and probably is the most straightforward!!

depending on your comp you could also try 4p lavawalker, considering kazuha manages to swirl pyro if there is one (1) pixel of it on the entire map 💀 but idk how efficient it'd be. many fun options

#— answered #— nonnie

[heavysass]

people somehow forget valve is a multimillion company who is often on watch for trust practice and insane amounts of money it makes. its not your friend, its not a little indie group fighting to keep up with its consumers, its not doing you a personal favor by keeping its product usable.

dont ever forget they punished tf2 f2p players as an excuse for bot control, forcing them to pay if they ever want to be able to even call a medic, while bots still can use and abuse chat and mic as they are hosted in premium accounts, while also deactivating in game reporting tools and not doing anything else about it two years later and counting. and also, dont forget, forcing fan made mods who improve the game and keep it actually playable and up to date instead of using 2005 spaghetti code that lags even dedicated gaming pcs to shut down access with no actual explanation.

tf2 is not struggling and in fact still has absurd microtransation values going on and is relying on community to deliver content and very aware of the bot crisis since it started. getting mad at people who cant take this whole thing and this poor reply on an abandoned twitter account seriously is as pointless as the fake positivity and cries for the sake of nostalgia

#i was vaguetweeted by a low tier ytber omfg here we go again #might as well just kill the beast if after a whole day the only press note they can get out is that #sms #tf2 #savetf2

[aloysarrow]

I got my beautiful space ranger and the hot bartender guy that I know nothing about lol. Hell yeah. F2p bisexuality wins for me tonight lmao

I had 75 gold tickets. *cries* Not in GI and now not HSR either, I never get one of those miraculous "got my 5* in 20 pulls lol." Big sigh, whatever. I got my E0 Acheron. Now to start saving again for Kafka! Hopefully she doesn't come back around too soon but also hopefully I don't have to wait a year to see her next banner lol

#my hsr #my posts #im really happy i have e0 acheron. bc if i just focus on my specific faves (kafka. black swan. acheron) then eventually i can pull for #E1s and E2s for them. i think ill be happy with E2s. idk if ill ever pull for lightcones. im not that serious about hsr yet lol

[zeynatura]

Returning to the hell that is Genshin

I stopped playing before Heizou came out, but came back because Scara got playable and i still had some primos so i decided to spend them all and leave the game for good this time but guess what happened c:

I literally had enough for 20 wishes, first 10 and got Gorou my sweet puppy general i've always wanted but didn't get even when i spent 70 wishes on his first banner and got Itto instead le cries

So i was like: ok i'm happy with this, is nice c:

Then last 10 wishes hit me like a truck

Ayo wha-

I did not expect this xD i was totally ready to get nothing and say c'est la vie! and goodbye to genshin forever... but then i got the opportunity to have the all geo team i always wanted and my dream all anemo boys as well.

None of my Geo characters have a good build, and i stopped playing before my anemo chars got to have a good one, at least they're decent, except for the new boi

Wanna see what is like to fight an Eye of the Storm with an all anemo team?

Tbh i had fun attacking physically while Wanderer was just there looking xD like the seniors showing the new kid how it's done pfft

I also found out Hoyoverse now gives daily rewards and so i was thinking of maybe loging daily for them and save them for when Baizhu is coming, bc we all know he's coming and he's the one i want the most that would make me want to pull for him..

But then the Hoyoverse bastards decided to have a TCG event right in the middle of my obession with Shadowverse and while my love for card games is stronger than ever

So i've been doing nothing but having duels with NPCs ;u; i hyperfocused last night and didn't realize i played till 4 am help

The reasons i stopped playing Genshin was mostly bc of the toxic fandom, then not having enough time, between my complicated life and the many online videogames i play i decided to prioritize the ones i've been playing the longest and so genshin as the new game had to go, at that time i already got the characters i wanted and didn't like the rushing feeling of the story in Genshin and i still don't so it wasn't that sad, the best part imo is the fancontent which i continued to consume and the reason i found out about the new playable chars cause i literally blocked all the official genshin accs xD

Now i really hope i don't get too much into the game again, for my own good, cause is not even a game i can enjoy casually and on my time like King's Raid or Hero Cantare, in those games you have no rush to be up to date with the newest main quest and it does not punish you if you miss events and they're all gacha.. is just that Genshin is literally the worst gacha i've ever played and i play a lot of them and i am f2p in all of them cause i have a lot of trauma- i mean self restraint when it comes to spending money (i literally made a vow to myself that if Lucifer gbf ever gets playable and i don't get him with all my f2p currency i will spend irl money cause he's the only character that's worth it)

Anyway i just wanted to share my experience, cause i vented to my friends that don't play gacha and got silence as a response, well they did make a comparizon of toxic games some of them play like LoL and DBD saying that Genshin was my toxic game haha

#vent post

[sk3tch404]

*LAUGHS IN GANYU MAIN WHO I SAVED UP FOR, ALSO ENDED UP GETTING XIAO BEFORE GANYU’S RERUN HAHAAHHAAH* *LAUGHS IN HAVING LIYUE’S BIG THREE AND USING ONLY 1 OF THEM BECAUSE BEING A HU TAO MAIN IS SO HARD* CRIES IN NOT GETTING KOKOMI* *LAUGHS IN BEING A F2P IN GENSHIN THE WHOLE TIME* - ☁️

Cloud nonny I have jealousy issues

Dont make this joke ever again 😂😂😂 /srs /nm

#im not that mad lmao #ur fine #CONGRATS ON THAT LUCK THOUGH!!! #UGH IDK WHAT I DID WRONG ON GANYUS BANNER #PLEASE

[yostresswritinggirl]

This patch is insanity for me I literally need (a life need) all the characters. The good thing is I already have Venti but I still have to get Cyno and ALBEDO , I couldn't get him in his first banner and missed him on his rerun patch (yes. a whole patch) because life and I also couldn't get his sword at all nor help him with his story *cries I'm so sorry Albedo I'm really sorry*

I love Nilou so much but Albedo is a higher priority in the second half and getting all three of them is unrealistic as a f2p, she's definitely in the top first of my rerun hit list!

If I don't get at least either Albedo or Cyno I feel like I will absolutely lose all hope. I would manage but... We'll see how things turns out! Thank you for all things good in this world for the 20 pulls gift in commemoration for Genshin's 2nd anniversary 🙏 Blessed

*loud gasp, covers Nilou's ears* How DARE you say that in front of me and my baby skdbsoskkwd but you better get her on her next rerun!!! Which is a few patches away

But as a fellow f2p (well more like a shrimp since some money were spent) I feel you, send your prayers for my soft pity Nilou pull instead,,, actually there's a new code up, here, just to help with the primos even if it's a small amount ywy

https://genshin.hoyoverse.com/m/en/gift?code=MA6RPW8GGJAM

#exile.goblet #nilou #anon

[potamikou]

giving myself bunnies cuz the game wouldn’t let me have it 

#obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #my art #potamikou #those ur+ animations #they gonna add more arent they #rip my f2p as$ #my luck also succ #*cries in the corner* #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon