#always two hot dudes

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not! #that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol! #and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says. #head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

[punkeropercyjackson]

There's an implied 'People who support scarless Dabi in literally any context DNI' on all my posts,including the non-Bnha ones

#'but he looks so hot without them!!!'he's at his peak hotness with his rugged disabled dude swag FUCK you talking about #scarless dabi looks generic as shit and his personality always matches it-i would not give two shits about him if he were just a goth guy #you guys have no taste jfc my black ass is so tired of y'all #dabi #dabi deserves better #trans dabi #autistic dabi #cluster b dabi #half bangladeshi rei agenda #dabitwice #shigadabi #dabigum #mirudabi #antidabihawks #anti hawks #bnha geekery #our hero academia #the lov #my heroine academia #my villain academia #two heroes #world heroes mission #ultra impact #smash tap #ableism #makoya #disability tag #💌 #summerposting

[eggy-the-boy]

Rip Noel Gruber you would have loved 2022/23 tour era Gerard Way

#Noel Gruber said I want to be that fucked up girl and Gerard said same #Not that Gerard hasn't always been like this but ya know these two photos just have the same energy to me #as in GENDERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! #Gerard Way my beloved like how is he so hot!?! For what!?! #Ugh anyway these two give me gender envy like fuck #Wanna be a girl in a guy way please and this is coming from a trans dude #Terfs don't interact btw #Anyway I'll shut up #gerard way #noel gruber #Rtc #Ride the cyclone #Ride the cyclone musical #Mcr #my chemical romance

[scarletttbitch]

my fav hookup just texted me outta the blue.. ur boy may finally be gettin some action ..

#genuinely havent had sex since i broke up with my ex - so i havent had Good sex in like a year or two.. #not my longest dry spell- but close #and this dude is.. so hot.. he so biiiig i love it #And hes not scared of boy pussy- always a plus! #(that was a joke- but i do foreal know men who are soo..) #anyway

[aldamiriel-necrococo]

Gang. I am here to inform you that there are truly some massive hogs out there. Like. I knew they physically existed in my occasional brushes with live action porn involving them. But. Jesus fuck dude. Seeing one in person is TERRIFYING size queens how are you ALIVE. Truly genuinely thank god I’m medically not able to take any below the waist penetration for another three weeks I was looking for a different gif but this one that came up is so much more accurate

#anyway had a supremely bisexual night also got down with a VERY hot girl at the event #but she had to leave so this dude and I ended up just getting freaky in my car for literally two hours #*tongue click* NOICE #Emo nite my beloved #but #people with smaller dicks thank you for your service truly truly truly #no shame either way just like. if you’re ever feeling bad cuz society tells you bigger is always better and smaller is embarrassing #no the fuck it isn’t

[thekidsare-not-alright]

it makes me angry when people decide fob isn't "emo enough" for the emo trinity anymore like subcultures and genres don't evolve or anything. mcr isn't emo anymore either if you're sticking to what they were in black parade for your definition. seriously. not to mention green day is pop punk just like fob so if you wanna use them as a replacement you're not making any damn sense

the logic just isn't there, stop trying to replicate the past all the time

#fob #mcr #emo trinity #ALSO #every time I research the whole pete wentz 15yo thing #I can't find any real evidence for it #it's all very sketchy at best and some people are using that to discredit them? #idk I've seen a couple masterlists disproving the whole damn thing rip #I'm not saying I'd testify for pete but yeah I just think these people are aiming for any easy reason #replacing panic! with paramore is a different idea entirely imo because they deserved it. they always have been right beside the other two #but people liked panic cause hot dudes #that's what it can be boiled down to #and I think it's time we accept them into it yknow #ALSO again: we haven't gotten new mcr songs besides foundations. #that is ONE SONG. and NOW listen to fob's new stuff #you could argue foundations is some sort of light metal or something #people will Never be happy #GOD i hate it so much #it's new people too smh #like if you're gonna try to get popular in bandom #please don't try to step on history #I am way too bothered by this #bye

[cinna-bunnie]

they need to ban couples from dating apps or put them in a couples-specific dating/swingers app. like why r y'all here you have each other.

#i also feel like lolol the dude is never someone hot‚ they always lead with the girlfriend's pictures and also like?? #i have never interacted with couples on dating apps but it comes off as the gf does all the emotional labor and the dude's just there #to partake in whatever the gf is able to get going. 🙄 #let me take your girlfriend home with me and drop her off later. go do something productive #lmaoooo but also just go away u two 😭 we r singles looking for singles here or polyamorous looking for more connections. #stop clogging up the search ‼️ with yo ugly boyfriend 😭

[gojooooo]

kenjaku/sukuna lowkey slaps 🙏 kenny rambling all the time and kuna going mhm mhm and then there’s uraume next to him, their eye twitching as they ask themselves how the hell can sukuna-sama consider this annoying mf a pleasant background noise

#kenny always going heuehehehe :3c around kuna is so funny like dude we get it. WE GET IT #so sillygoofy i love them #but also. um. very hot. Yeah #just two freaks in love. i saw a fanart of them as stsg bc sukuna used gojos body as a vessel and it was. INTERESTING 😁😵‍💫 #宿羂 #my post #sukuken

[heart-bones]

spent over a week in Japan and tell me why the things I've bought for myself are artbooks?

#but like dude i found two takato yamamoto books for like 3600¥ each which is only like 24$ #when at kinokuniya in dallas they're over 60$ a piece! #also bought issue 1 & 2 of MadK becausr everyone in the BL circles on insta talked about it #and well #yeah its kind of my brand #i couldn't believe they were so inexpensive! #BOTH ISSUES!!! for 920¥ which isnt even like 6$ #when they'd be 14$ a piece at barnes & nobles lol #i wish we'd made more time to go thrifting #would have loved to see some music stores and video places #should have bought that Vivienne keychain at laforet #oh well #THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR #(goal is to practice japanese more - save up - come back!!!) #(maybe try & get hot) #(you know MAYBE)

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

stressed

#soooooo much and i just wanted to go to bed then wake up at 4am and watch breaking bad #but no #homie comes over. stupid fuck big dick super hot hate his guts always drunk motherfucker. #and im like hey man. i dont wanna do anything tonight. and hes like cool. #and then he keeps trying to pull some shit and im like. look dude lay off. and hes like sorry ill stop. #and then he fucking keeps texting me hitting me up and im like. dude leave me alone. and hes like okay ill stop sorry. #and then two minutes later he texts me again ??? #not to flex but my pussy is not that good !!!! leave me alone ??? #he is blowing up my phone rn oh my god

[lunarhoneybunny]

sighs. okay tmi posting sorry guys

#lunar bunny chatter #my horniness has been fluctuating the last day or so and it's definitely because of my period. this morning was crazy #i went to some DMs to listen to an audio message i got and i just died again and thought about some stuff which led me back onto tumblr #and i just went to look at some text posts and now that i look back. dude i have such an atrocious daddy/mommy kink it's actually funny #i mean. i really like the idea of being an appealing figure and my criteria for who i call daddy is so specific. there's just two people #that fall into that category but i don't like the other person as much as the other one. hi sorry for being gay i need this off of my chest #also hanging out with some friends and im so bad at comebacks and all that. how the fuck am i gonna top without stuttering and fumbling #and forgetting words.... that's my biggest worry. it doesn't help that i get super chatty when nervous but maybe i can work it in my favor #i wanna try out the title stuff just to test the waters before going absolutely ham. maybe as a cute joke i'll go “oh sure w/e u say daddy” #“lol haha” but it just seems real fun. i think it's hot too but. yeah it's a lot to unpack ahaha. #i still have a lot of guilt for talking dirty and being more brave when talking but that's just because i always felt like i didn't have... #the right to explore that especially when a lot of people i knew back then thought of me as “pure and innocent girl” and like. yeah fuck no #this was a really meandering ramble but my point: “daddy hot mommy hot i wanna explore that and im also nervous about stuff” #i do genuinely enjoy when i get in the mood though especially with someone i trust and like. click with? i hope that isn't too much to say #but it feels very natural and i don't have to force or hide anything. i just need a bit more confidence ahaha #that's all the rambling i got in me im gonna listen to some classic music from latin artists because im silly and mildly sentimental rn.

[isa-ah]

🙊 okay maybe ill stir the pot A LITTLE..

#our shithead crazy ex roomie has this gorgeous swarthy new zealand man who wants to be w her so bad #hea just followed along horrible choice to horrible choice begging her to move to new zealand bc hes got his life together #and he wants to daddy her ao bad lmao hes rlly chill. has a good job. is highly respectful. all the things she isnt dhhdhd #i feel bad bc the way she talks about him is so... oh hell always be there begging me so the choice will always be open! #might as well do what i want in the meantime :) #even tho between her two most recent relationships w the same awful guy she lives w now she was 'dating' this dude #then dropped him SO fast again. its so nasty #well oops! guess who just sent me a friend request! her hot kiwi king B) ive never hit accept and texted someone so fast lol #brother i am going to unleash you ita been years you deserve better and she is Not It #(ofc she spins all of her life and stories to him SOOO sideways. he has no idea whats actually going on) #oh my god whcih reminds me. we had a friend stop in who we met thru her who was so shy to talk yo us anymore #bc torie told her she had to call the cops bc we were holding all of her animals hostage and threatening her??? #for trying to be with her ugly bf???? lol???????? #like just completely outright lied so i assume shes doing that to everyone #which makes me DOUBLY curious why this man sent me a friend req. surely he of all people has been fed some nasty stuff #but lol maybe tories ugly bf cut her off from him. it would be in character

[post-modern-prometheus]

Not them saying it’s more realistic to have only 2 gay characters. 💀 because it’s not. Literally my whole friend group is gay and none of us knew that when we all first met.

top ten things my hs friend group ever did was all come out at the same time bc i was so upset ab homophobia that i accidentally came out and then everyone but two people went "oh hey me too"

#college friend group is like: me. trans girl. bi girl. a bunch of straight dudes. #no theyre the best tho im glad we live in a world where they can literally talk non stop about how hot they think certain guys in movies ar #like when we watched memento they spent most of the movie going: hes so hot i love him i wanna be him i wanna f #(except they all think billy is so hot sigh) #it's also good cuz theyre all IN LOVE with jules from euphoria so we at least all have the same taste in women #like i dont watch that show but im obsessed w hunter schafer #they all are obsessed w the show too #oh and theyre all like the Best Type of straight dudes like they always hype the girlies up #and theyre all himbos too and theyre always looking out for me like someone is always up to walk me home #sorry for going off ab my boys i just miss them so much #BUT I GET TO SEE TWO OF THEM ON TUESDAY !!!!!

[jrueships]

gay judgement

gay befuddlement

#take the compression leggings Off jaren #if youre going to wear short shorts commit to the Fucking bit #SL*T!!!!! #his thighs <33 #his blade runner horse hooves #jaren u blow my fucking Mind fuuuucccck #jaren your body is unbelievable oh my gob #your gay animal crossing ocean blue nintendo switch shoes fuuccccccc #ja and jaren are the two most likely gay volleyball beach bros who hunt around the beach sniffing for hot lifeguards #two surfer dudes who style their hair with seaweed and have had multiple close encounters with a shark and dont care #they do not talk about the time jaren got stung by a jellyfish on the cheek #gay little thumb hook around gay little shorts : oh my gad bro look at ziggy zee he is faukin RIPPIN the big kauhuna dude #shirtless chestpiece: naur way haha shaka 🤪🤙🏿 #ja #jaren #clarke always look like a beach bro this is HIS environment #HE is the ultimate beach bro of the (is)land

[stedesbonnets]

i've come to the conclusion that stede's the jealous one in my au

#thank you theo as always i swear that 80% of this au never would have happened without our convos #ed takes people flirting with stede easily bc it's funny to see stede ranting about scones for 10 minutes #genuinely thinking the dude's interested #meanwhile stede is so offended to see someone flirting with ed in 'board daylight' as he put it #as if he and ed makeout and act disgustingly sweet around each other 100% of the time #'it just infuriates me because...' 'because what stede?' 'because you're *my* boyfriend!' #and stede is like 'god that came out wrong i'm so sorry. it's not like i... owe you. i'm sorry ed' #and ed is very chilled about it. ed loves it when stede knows what he deserves #'you don't owe me but... i'm yours. have been for a while now. two years actually' #and stede looks at him bc every time he's amazed by the revelation that ed is in fact his #'and it's okay to be jealous stede' #'i'm not jealous' 'no? you almost burned the guy with your gaze' and stede looks embarrassed again #'it's cool. was kinda a hot look on you to be honest' #and stede experiences his 485th oh moment ;) #elinor.exe