#and blushed at her jokes

[booklover-s]

Coryo was the first to confess that he felt something for Lucy Gray and she was the one who took the initiative in the kiss.

He talking to Tigris:

"I think she fell in love with me." "I kissed her."

#come on boy YOU were weak after the kiss #and blushed at her jokes #tbosas book #snowbaird #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #suzanne collins

[honeymaki]

Ganyu makes the loudest whiniest most pathetic noises against your cunt, nose pressed into your pubic mound, hands digging into the quivering fat of your hips. Urges you up up up into her mouth, hiccups when you grind against her tongue and chin, almost starts crying when she finally feels her neck and chest grow sticky with cum and definitely starts humping the bed when you take one hand off your tits and grab a hold of her horns :3 she’s so sensitive there, so tingly and soft so that when your sweaty palm brushes the tip, right down to the base, using it as an anchor to gyrate into her ever quickening tongue; Ganyu looses herself completely. Eyes crossing, lids fluttering, nostrils flaring at the fresh wave of cum squirting from your cunt, head tilting into your strong grip; urges your second hand from where it’s buried in the pillows beside your head, urges you to control her fully by gripping both her horns, urges you to use her face to get yourself off like the desperate little slut you are. She’s no better, pussy lips gooey and thighs shining with cum, sheets tangled in her knees, tits heavy and oh so neglected:( she can’t get enough of it though, the taste of you on her tongue, the scent of your lust dripping from your cunt, hands tugging her horns closer still and sending flutters deep in her belly, moaning and squealing into you. She’s tugging on every part of you, purring and spluttering, mouth sometimes open tongue out panting into your sloppy cunt or gulping down every drop you had to offer, suctioning tight over your clit to bring you to the edge over and over. Can’t stop if you won’t let go of her silly little sensitive horns, s’like there’s no off switch

#nini #jokes gonna cry myself to sleep thinking bout usin Ganyus horns #meow I’m so insane for her #cries a river just for her #don’t even get me started bout riding her strap while holding them dang horns #🍡.wlw #🍡.nsfw #cw.oral #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #ganyu smut #blushes

[zombvibes]

compilation of all canon/canon-ish/“technically jokes but something similar would happen in canon” (though this only applies to 1 box here) teammateswap textboxes for your viewing pleasure :

(this is going to be long so uhh….anyways : about teammateswap)

#zomb’s dialogue boxes #teammateswap - dr au #I PROMISE THERE’S CANON TEXTBOXES THEY’RE ALL NOT JOKES I PROMISE…. #anyways i’m putting these in the main tags hiiiiiii ^^ hi guys!!!! hi hi hi hi hi :-3c #deltarune au #deltarune susie #susie deltarune #deltarune noelle #noelle deltarune #noelle holiday #deltarune berdly #berdly deltarune #deltarune ralsei #ralsei deltarune #tbh looking at these without knowing susie’s history of cringefail lesbianism makes it seem like she’s not into noelle at all which is… #obviously not true #have you seen her?!?!???? #it’s just not that hard to make her blush…it’s so easy everyone has done it at some point probably

[wildstar25]

What physical part(s) of Arsay does her partners find the most attractive! Is it the same for all partners or does it differ between them?

(also optional bonus ask of what part(s) of/about Arsay generally do they love the most, physical or not!)

Meanwhile, if you were to ask the same of Arsay:

#ffxiv #wolship #g'raha tia #y'shtola rhul #wolgraha #wolshtola #y'shtola x wol #arsay nun #graharshtola #y'shtola calling arsay a pain in her side is very much an affectionate thing btw #and i couldnt pass up the joke of g'raha giving the sweet gentlemanly response only for yshtola to be like 'tits tbh' #her defaulting to an answer that would probably stop the conversation before she has to talk to much about her deeper feelings imo #i have. a lot of feelings about yshtola and arsay's friendship #someone who is constantly trying to build walls between herself and others vs someone who desperately wants to form real connections #its not a 'wearing that person down' type situation either #just one lonely person seeing another lonely person and hoping that they could be less lonely together #or that she could at least bring some cheer to #and idk yshtola strikes me as the type to have been like 'if they want to be my friend they have to work for it' #which arsay certainly did #i could ramble on and on how their friendship lines up so well with yshtolas character development but theres a limit to these tags #so just look at how cute shtola is with the slightest blush on her cheeks #graha is a much more complicated topic since he went from Extreme adoration to I want to be her friend but I dont think im good enough #to 100% Hero worship again to Shes my hero and I love her to Shes a person and I love her #to I love Arsay. Even the parts she can't love in herself. I will love all of her till my dying breath. #he thinks shes the most beautiful person in the world and the most important thing in his life #but he now knows how insane she's been about being everyone's hero and he really doesnt want to feed that beast #so hes trying to build her up in other ways #focusing more on the adventuring side than the saving the world side #and then there is arsay who loves so much about her partners and is in capable of narrowing it down to any one thing so its #'here let me list everything that comes to mind right now' with 0 shame or filter

[shakingparadigm]

this is random but one of my favorite ALNST joke OCs is a girl who had a massive crush on Ivan and was able to date him for a little while because he felt bored enough to accept her. what follows is the most excruciating insanity inducing half-relationship in existence (they lasted 3 weeks before she gave up trying to understand him)

#her name is saya!! saya ng #she had the biggest crush on ivan and when she asked him out he said yes in the most casual way ever that she thought he was joking #the whole time they're “together” she's nervously looking away and blushing while ivan's eyes are trained on that gray haired boyfail there #whenever she'd ask to do couple things with him like hold hands or eat together he'd comply for a little while #but then he'd say something important came up and that he had to leave #she understood because of course! he's a top student surely hes busy no worries #he always seemed to have a wall up. smile never faltering but never fully genuine either #he always looked at her like he was seeing past her and not like he was looking at her person #he was a good and charming conversationalist but even though she got to spend more time with him #it never really felt like a “relationship”. more like two people roleplaying the actions of a relationship #because ivan was so closed off #she started noticing till more all because ivan kept noticing him #and she noticed how he seemed to change when he noticed till. like tills presence was enough to rewire his brain #she quickly realized she was nobody next to him and broke it off #anyways she got sent home because she wasn't good enough to graduate (she wasn't particularly good at anything) #she watched all her friends (dotori/acorn #round 3 and 4 kids) #die on screen #and when she's sent to a different singing competition she loses and dies #her name saya ng combines to make the word sayang #which in my language means: a waste #okay. this was supposed to be funny but now that im saying it #it low-key sounds kind of diabolical #by the way this idea is inspired by the Patreon info about ivan #(he CANONICALLY would accept anyones confession if he was bored enough. V and Q said that theyd tire of ivan being so closed and mysterious) #imagine being in the “recovering from dating ivan” club #alnst #random

[mirandabarma]

Pov: some guy's waifu is gay coded

#fairy tail #lucy heartfilia #erza scarlet #wendy marvell #juvia lockser #evergreen #cana alberona #lisanna strauss #mirajane strauss #ft the gayest classic shonen ever. theres no heterosexual explanation for lucy heartfilia DONT LIE TO ME #lucy: [canonically never had a bf] #[is a virgin at 20-21 years old] #[hisses when men look at her] #[blushes when she sees erza] #[ogles mirajane's bikini spreads with heart eyes] #fans: yeah shes in love with natsu #LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!! SAY YOURE JOKING RN

[green-tea-lemonade]

somehow when he tells the puns its always funnier

#art #digital art #procreate #homestuck #solnep #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #sollux gets em by being goofy and it works every damn time #nep always bursts into a little giggle fit from his puns and jokes because while she can make some good ones he perfects them #and he does a little eyebrow wiggle with it which gets her really good too #i can imagine nep can get him to laugh really good by turning up her sass levels 10x and its very obvious she learns from him #yes he is a nerd and a loser but thats part of the charm #they can make each other so much worse your honor its fantastic and they wouldnt give that up for the world #i love nep giving him constant smewches but damn if when he doesnt return some of those she doesnt curl up in a ball of blush #their first kiss she was still extremely blushy after like 2 hours and sollux doesnt stop teasing her about it

[shouts-into-the-void]

Can someone please inform Rae Taylor that Claire loves her back? Please???

#rae honey she's already taken the role of the princes in TWO different romance events #shes blushing and finding excuses to see you #take a break from the internalized homophobia for three seconds and Look Up #all jokes aside #its terribly sad that her past experiences with her sexuality were so traumatizing that she cant even fathom that someone would love her #and i look forward to them getting married and adopting children like everyone has been promising #rae taylor #im in love with the villainess

[pidgefudge]

really feeling the lack of people like me irl. most of my friends are cis girls or fem enbies who just. don't get it. the few trans guys i DO know have very supportive families (one of them has been on t for years). like. what am i supposed to do with this. what am i supposed to do with my incredibly queerphobic parents and inability to cut my hair even though it kills me to look in the mirror and forced dress-wearing that makes me feel like shit all day.

#today we went to a shopping complex area after our competition and i was following around one of the two friends i have in choir #i was already feeling very dysphoric and sick at this point #so of course she and her group (all extremely fem cis girls) decide to go to sephora #and bath and body works #and francescas #and i cant just go off on my own so i stand awkwardly in the corner scrolling through the transmasc dysphoria tag #and said friend comes up to me joking about how much i must hate these stores and tries to find blush that suits me or whatever the fuck #things like this are what make me say “i hate femininity” and then i have to do a mental course correction #“i hate people assuming im feminine” “i hate feminity for myself” “i hate being expected to be feminine” #“i hate being surrounded by feminine girls as a masc trans guy” except that one was kinda my fault #slight upside is that i saw them cooing over dresses or earrings or smth idk and felt so extremely removed from whatever they had going on #a real Trans Man Moment #well. anyway #pigeon coos

[sannyo-appreciation-posts]

Behold, the most underused Touhou ship

Sannyo x random unnamed yamawaro on a winning streak

#sannyo komakusa #touhou #sannyo #lotus eaters #東方project #cute #unconnected marketeers #touhou project #touhou 18 #gambling #Sannyo Komakusa #Yamawaro #Yes this is a joke #But who knows. Maybe that blush is just the Yamawaro's way of saying “Wow. That's a cool power ” #got to mention how weirdly tall some of the gambling Yamawaro seem to be in some shots. Sometimes only a head shorter than Sannyo #Though. If “Winning streak Yamawaro” isn't on the popularity poll I'd be surprised. #I guess she does help her in the next chapter so it's not completely unreasonable. Heck she's helping her here #I definitely enjoy adding needless tags to much. But it feels so fun and silly. They are tags but I'm using them like footnotes. Silliness

[fluffypotatey]

As much as I love Lance knowing about Merlin's magic, my dude is legit never around, so I propose Gwen knows about Merlin's magic instead.

Like, let her piece it together after "Excalibur" because she:

1) saw the Black Knight/wraith that could not be killed

2) had Merlin take a sword from her (hc she forged it, no I will not change my mind)

3) saw Uther kill the wraith with the sword she gave to Merlin.

She's smart enough to realise something Ain't Vibing with that, and then she starts thinking about all the other weirdness that happens around Merlin, like the thing with the dog statue and then how her father was cured and Merlin confessed to sorcery to save her and-

Oh.

And of course there's she tells him she knows because oh my god dude what the fuck are you doing? But then let her be involved in the Chaos. Let her vouch for whatever wackass lie Merlin comes up with to hide the Shenanigans. And this is still early, unsure, awkward Gwen, so let her learn how to weaponize that shit. Let her purposefully stammer and backtrack and turn things around until whoever was questioning her has no idea what the fuck they were even talking about to begin with and literally just wants to leave.

And oh man, you know that when Arthur finds out, she will not hesitate to drag his ass the moment he tries taking his temper out on Merlin. She is a nice person, but she ain't letting any one mess with her bestie/bae, she will take his ass to the woodshed like "listen here you spoilt, ungrateful little bastard, yes you have a right to be angry, but don't you dare put that anger on him, or I will shove you into the forge, so help me God," and Arthur not knowing what to do with that other than mentally chanting not now, boner because he is into being yelled at by her, apparently.

Just...more of the Gwen and Merlin relationship we were robbed of by the cowards writers at BBC.

friendly reminder that Gwen was Morgana's handmaid for...who knows how long, and they've been friends since the beginning sooooo Gwen knows how to utilize her shit well.

also Merlin and Gwen were already doing some wacky hijinks as simple servants, so i feel like it would be so easy for her to fall into that pattern when it comes for covering Merlin. it's like the time she had to play a fool while Merlin hid from Cook, or when she "accidentally" dropped a basket of linens to save Merlin from some pesky visiting noble (who just so happened to be bad guy of the week gunning for Arthur's life but that wasn't her problem then).

it would be so easy to slide her into Merlin's magic shenanigans (also maybe cut Gaius some slack bc that man is old and weary and his advice can be....something)

#also this would be great to use to showcase gwen's intelligence and diplomacy that she would need as queen #merlin would joke and call her his queen of camelot and she'd blush and tell him to stop being silly #AND THEN YOU COULD CALL IT BACK WHEN SHE IS QUEEN AND THEY'VE GROWN SO MUCH AND HE CALLS HER HIS QUEEN #AND GWEN SMILES AT HIM BC IT'S THE FESTIVAL OF HER CORONATION AND SHE REPLIES “stop being silly” AND YEAH #*coughs* ahem #anyway #this ask does wonders to my merwen heart bc they are besties!!! and it's like bbc forgot they were besties after s3 #*sighs* but that's what headcanoning and fanfic is for #bbc merlin #merwen #mergwen #gwen & merlin #gwen #merlin #asks

[lovelynarusasu]

no but the fact that when Naruto told his dad ''about finding a woman like mum'' he basically censored himself, saying ''well that's...'' while he clearly had something (someone) in mind. if that someone was Sakura he could've just said ''i did'' (bc they both have strong temperaments) and if that someone was Hinata he could've just said ''well she's not like mum but i found one'' but no he didn't and Kishimoto just made it so clear that Naruto wasn't thinking about either of them

#because he's GAY #and he understands it to some extent #he uses Sakura as a joke or as a pretext but he knows that he doesn't love her and this is proven in this scene #he had no problem telling his dad ''yes'' when asked if Sakura was his gf bc it was a cover/joke not meant to be serious and #he knew Sakura was there and would deny it #but then when he's being serious talking to Minato he doesn't mention her at all anymore and nor does he mention Hinata #whom in all honesty he never seems to think about unless she's around #like he could have blushed and smiled like ''ah yeah there's this girl...'' kind of vibe but no #because it's not a girl and he's still struggling with it he still has a difficult time acceping it but he understands it #sns #Naruto textpost

[raposarealm]

Oh!! A new model! Usually a new unique model indicates another potential magical girl added to the roster, like what we saw with Mitsune or even Kagome before her. It’s exciting to see some new cast, especially if this indicates either a potential Arc 3 being set in the present, or a replacement for an Arc 3, or even a supplement to it! (Remember that the instances we’ve seen of characters with new unique models becoming magical girls usually ended up being a major part of the main story!)

Shioya Harumi, eh? She seems like a very polite yet skiddish kiddo so far. In the previous lines, she panicked when Mito got to her while introducing everyone. So far, we’ve seen a couple of normal (generic) NPCs, a fifth grade boy NPC, Natsuki, Mitama, Kanagi, Mito, who’s been introducing everyone, and the person introduced before Harumi here...

HUH??????? A DUDE WITH A FACE?????

My god, that’s the third unique male model we’ve seen, after Tonker’s dad and Tasuke. Huh, speaking of which, those latter two did end up becoming very important in late Arc 2, and they were both family members of main character magical girls...

Oh, he has a name too!!! “Izumi Sougetsu”...

WAITWAITWAIT IT’S NAGITAN’S BROTHER!!! Holy shite, we finally have a name for him! Wow, he’s got the exact opposite appearance to Nagitan, looks like he stuck his finger in an electrical socket. What a mood, mate. 

He mentions here that he’s a 3rd year middle schooler at Daito Academy, which is odd, I seem to remember Nagitan’s brother being older than her? 

I gotta go read through some parts of Chapter 10 again, but I could’ve sworn he was one of the ones who helped to snap Mitama and Nagitan out of their depresso funk, which, if I’m right there, means he’s already story relevant!! 

Oh, also, looks like Sougetsu here has his own set of emotes, too. I wasn’t able to catch it well in the screenshot, but he starts showing up in event episode 2, so there should be plenty of scenes with him during the event.

#oh also one of those emotes is a straight-up tomato face blush it's hilarious #anyways i know shots of these two have been floating around for a little bit now but #i saw harumi and yelped a bit #and then saw sougetsu and screeched #ok but i get to make the joke i couldn't with tasuke: unique model usually means prospective meguca yeah? #does this possibly mean we're finally gonna get a male meguca #def not but it'd be stupid funny #adding these two to the list of 'potential fanfiction victims' #magia record #dark halloween is the color of love #shioya harumi #izumi sougetsu #first time i've seen the name 'shioya' before #reasonable last name just one i hadn't seen yet #rapo loses her damn mind

[shivunin]

For the record, Zevran changes his last name to Tabris at some point, even though they refuse to publicly admit they're married

#dixeram #i think he probably does it before they get married actually #just starts introducing himself that way and nobody really questions it #why wouldn't he want to distance himself from the man who was a crow? #and arianwen maybe likes it...too much #gets uncharacteristically flustered #maybe even *blushes* #repeatedly asks him if he is joking #and then yaknow #maybe fucks him silly over it 🤷🏽‍♀️ #in the line of making a new 'us' #maybe she gets to decide what it means to be a tabris #and if she has to adopt every forsaken kid she comes across then by golly that's what she's gonna do #not to mention adding her husband/lover into the mix #zevran arainai #arianwen tabris #tabris x zevran #zevwen

[andragoras-in-vanity]

crisp rat aside im really looking forward to the mario movie, it looks so cute but you all need to know that im mostly just here for bowser

#okay and charlie day i think hell be a great luigi because....hes just kinda like that ngl #also i think hes adorable and luigi is baby #but i also really hope they dont try to make peach all rah rah girl power bullshit #sis gets kidnapped evrry other week she cant fight for SHIT put that lady back in a dress #shes supposed to be wise and royal don't blow this for us by making her just another generic girl #i used to really love her because she was kinda danger prone daphne and imagine the golden banter between a refined princess and bowser??? #anyway im really sick of the overcompensation with female characters now adays #just because she cant fight doesnt mean her character is pointless or weak #but anyway im still just here for bowser anyway jack black take it away #i also so hope this is a joke and they dont actually let the crisp rat version see the light of day #YouTube gave me an edit with charles martinet and GOD hes just the only mario!!!! like mario is kinda dumb thats the appeal of him!!!! #hes a plumber who has no clue whats going on but goes with it cause hes a sweetheart!!!! i like to imagine he blushes too hard to speak #when he meets peach the first time!!!! also luigi gets pegged thats why hes with daisy but that's a whole other thing #ANYWAY. #im going to enjoy it as long as i dont have to listen to the fascist the entire time #but yeah bowser got me ready

[valleynix]

i don’t know what to do when pretty women flirt with me. help

#99% sure she’s just joking or it’s normal friendly flirting #but oh my GOD. #why are my cheeks red? mind your business #she’s also said either i’m too young for her or she’s too old for me #i don’t remember #(she’s only four years older) #so i’m PRETTY sure she’s just joking #but she said my blush and panic were cute. #ma’am.