#and dont tell me i'm not funny

[kickassfu]

i went on a walk today and the first like 10? 20 minutes i was like

omg yes why don't i do this more? my problems are fixed. i don't wanna [redacted] anymore! feeling the sun and breeze and listening to music and bopping around as i went just !!!!

by the end of it i was more meh about it but still. who knew going on a walk would make you feel better? total news to me. people should say that more so everyone knows it.

#i'm joking #i know walking is good for you #and everyone knows that :) #i just wanted to be funny for a lil bit #i'm allowed #and dont tell me i'm not funny #I KNOW #but at the same time im also hilarious so :P #god this post should go in the trash but im gonna post it anyway cause why not

[b4kuch1n]

same teacher, different lessons

transcript

#sonic the hedgehog #dr. ivo eggman robotnik #miles tails prower #sonic frontiers #SPOILERS. THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS COMIC BY THE WAY. #SONIC FRONTIERS SPOILERS #smiles gently I can not believe I let sonic the fuckign hedgehog ruin my life #(I can I totally can) #hi <3 if you follow me because I drew this sonic comic. don't! #don't do it! follow me bc I'm funny and hot and devastatingly smart don't follow me bc I draw sonic stuff. bc it won;t happen again #I mean it. not bc I dont like or want to do sonic stuff. but bc I am literally in the middle of a job rn #one that I want to invest 100% of my time and brain in #this comic is actually an effort to win my brain back so I can do my job lol #because I finished miss penny snapcube's streams of this game and it force fed me emotions #I just! I just thought sonic would come tell eggman abt sage!! idk seems like something he'd do!!! #and also the whole thing abt letting the characters move on and have a future and change and develop #vs Killing My Baby Little Guy Daughter For Like Ten Minutes #thematically interesting! also for some reasons I had. a pretty easy time drawing this #I was mouthbreathing galloping like a horse to finishing this. Because I Need To Work #I didnt expect to have a good time with these designs tho idk why. probably bc I most suck shit at drawing animals #but to be fair yet again sonic and tails are little guys. theyre animal but theyre also like dudes. also sonic's design is kinda perfect #as far as character design goes he's really pretty goo- wait I made a continuity error hol on #okay. okay I fixed it. no problem. no matter 's all good now #okay. I go sleep now. today has been very noisy. but this actually got me through it okay #thank you sonic the hedgehog. that was pretty cool of u #have a good night guys! absolute freedom is probably really really sad #long post

[notachair]

Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:

[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].

Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?

edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍

haunted thoughts in tags ↓

#atla #the way I was early out for this next surge in popularity 🤗 I was in a different phase by 2020 #it's not like it haunts me day and night but it does bother me thinking back on it. please tell me I'm not the only one 🧍‍♂️ #I'll have to reblog the 'closure is a myth' post jk #what kind... of joke is it? leaf pun on leave i get. I'm bushed however I dont get. it implies the punchline sayer is a bush at least I #think. but what prompts the 'i am bushed' I dont get. is it not contextual? is it a phrase ive not connected like 'leaf me alone'? #is there anotger layer between leaf and bush? again what kind of joke (social:joke purpose. what is funny? only pun?) + (in-joke set up)? #is it about the kind of bush it is? is it between two plants? the plant & someone picking on the plant like a teamaker collecting? #is it about a plant that has grown into bush and thus (somethingsomething)?? is it not a plant at all? other elements? iroh *what*. #if the creators actually had a setup in mind- I fear it will be lame. but yet I am haunted #it must have cracked someone up for him to try relay it. (set in term of endearment here) 🧍‍♂️👈 *poking him* #either way. me 🤝 zuko @ being bad at remembering & relaying jokes 😁👍 #at least in that instance anyway #I mainly stick to irony & sarcasm. running along with an mistaken assumption or replying w something silly & blowing it out of proportions. #puns if I'm lucky. ect. fun when I can reference it later tho I try not to overdo it. not like I'll likely remember it for too long anyway #now to lay in wajt see if anything happens.... #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #a:tla #my rambles #its lie and not lay is it not.....

[wis-art]

Women, so pretty, so shaped, i am so lesbian,,,

#im also incredibly dysphoric tonight #but i was told by my coworker im incredibly feminine by her earlier #and i mean yeah #..... #i am a tall weird internet woman who likes to draw #so funny how i thought i was bi #I'm just really into women... #my ex is a trans guy and he told me he thinks im lesbian and i had a “holy fuck this explains so much moment” #we broke up but we still have a weird queer relationship outside of social heteronormative norms that is hard to explain and only we #can really understand #im not into men because you know #im a lesbian #had a weird period in my life when i was dating a guy and said im a lesbian and i felt sooooo scared #turns out when youre on meds and your brain is working right you just stop caring about such things #i went on a parade wearing big lesbian flag and girls loved it :) #i dont really know if i ever want to date anyone again #but i think if you look at my art you can really tell my sexuality quite easily lolol #funny how love can be so complicated sometimes #i mean it was kind of inevitable we break up cause we're kind of incompatible but tbh #it was better for us #hehe

[kayvsworld]

sorry to be doing mcu throwback complaints again and EXTRA sorry for it to be about cacw and aou, sorry, i just am thinking again that if marvel had. in aou. committed to letting steve rogers see that captain america graffiti calling him a fascist with his own two eyes i would have forgiven many of their subsequent deeds and crimes

#like hey. hey shh. cacw but they engage with the politics of it and also have in a previous movie made him look at that graffiti. chefs kiss #WHAT IF THEY LET HIM MAKE A SPEECH. CACW BUT IF THEY LET STEVE TALK. UTOPIAN #i know asking that of mcu is like asking a toddler to build you a house but its just SO INTERESTING. TO ME #THAT IT WAS MADE AND FILMED AND THEN SCRAPPED #that they had steve's reaction be to just remove the helmet identifying him with that symbol and Continuing On #it's just interesting is all i am saying it's Interesting #note: i am obviously not saying steve's a fascist i just think it would be INTERESTING for Little Guy Of WW2 Fame to see it with his eyes #maybe i'm just still mad that my captain america press conference was stolen and turned into a peggy funeral idk. sigh #i'm done i'm done i promise. i don't have fatws open in another tab letting it microwave my brain. dont worry #kayvswords #mcu desperately trying to tell stories without telling an actual story is so genuinely fascinating to me #they want the themes and aesthetics without the substance but like. it's a story. it'll say something whether you want it to or not #idk idk idk. fatws is also i think peak mcu politics it's very funny. fascinating company. theyre so bad at movie #WHY DID CACW HAPPEN LIKE THAT. WHO THOUGHT IT WAS SMART. christ god #i feel like i should tag this as something so i don't get jumped but idk if that's still the vibe here kfdjglkjdfh

[tazmiilly]

sharing literally 0 information about yourself but still getting hit on at work is so funny.

do my trust issues and paranoia intrigue you

#ive also been told many times now that it makes me intriguing. people tell me 'i wish i could do that' #but its genuinely really cool that someone could share literally anything about themself. like dont be ashamed of that. #youre the one starting conversations y know #i just have issues. thats what brought me here #more than anything i just wanna be funny. but being funny takes an amount of vulnerability that I'm not ready to put on the table (ever)

[bonetrousledbones]

my biggest irl secret is that at some point i started telling people i like drawing skeletons because i was too embarrassed to say i draw undertale fanart and that snowballed into getting more skeleton themed things which i liked but didnt really go out of my way for and now its not a lie anymore and whenever i need to buy something i will try my very best to find a skeleton version of it and now i’ve fallen to my self fulfilling prophecy of becoming the skeleton guy

#trousled rambles #its so funny to me now. i didnt wanna be cringe but now im just weird in a different way #there is an actual plastic skeleton (his name is roderick) hanging from my bed in my dorm rn. my roommate gave him mini sunglasses #that bed also has skull shaped string lights under it #half of my tshirts have skeletons on them #i have one ribcage hoodie and have been trying for several years now to get another one for my birthday #i have one singular necklace that is not skeletom themed. my favorite necklace is a cat skull #the only reason i dont wear my shoes with skeleton feet on them is because they hurt my feet #listen. people will tell you not to let lies snowball but they never tell you it can actually be so fucking funny #its not even a lie anymore this is just genuinely who i have become #this lie has consumed me and im better for it #EDIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY SKELETONS SHOWER CURTAIN AND SKULL SHAPED SOAP DISPENSER AT MY HOUSE #AND HARVEY!!!!! MY OTHER PLASTIC SKELETON IM SO SORRY HARVEY YOU WERE TOO HUMAN SIZED TO BRING WITH ME #final edit. i also forgot my jack skellington mug that i'm using as a pencil holder #look when you accidentally give yourself a niche of easy gifts for people to give it is your civic duty to lean into it as hard as possible

[sieglinde-freud]

WHERE WERE THE AWAKENING SECOND GEN ON JULY 21ST 2023

#fe13 #fe awakening #fire emblem #fe shitpost #not tagging these mfs goddamn anyways #long tag ramble incoming btw #this is a lie bc owain pleaded all of them to go barbenheimer with him #but still #also yes there is a difference between being in between barbie and oppenheimer and being at barbenheimer #barbenheimer is its own concept #anyways i think cynthia is the type of person to be like 'yeah barbie isnt really my thing but i'll go with you' and then she cries the most #yarne is too scared of oppenheimer but he thinks the memes are funny #the morgans are FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT and as much as fmorgan likes barbie shes such an oppenheimer girl. crush on florence pugh i know it #kjelle is not up for debate btw. thinks oppenheimer is cool but shes literally feminism the unit #sat for florence pugh tho #inigo has I'm Just Ken on repeat and it will be number one on his spotify wrapped #bradys thinks saying hes an oppenheimer guy will save his masculinity but it didnt matter bc he cried at the first scene of barbie #no one knows why. it was of girls smashing baby dolls on rocks. #know that im looking at them though.. tbh they all cried at barbie its just a matter of when #u can tell me im wrong if you so wish but i dont care and im not listening #after this they went out for the barbie burger king meal and got sick

[the-deadlock-south]

good morning yeehan community

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #cole cassidy #yeehan #art tag #im lying it's like six o'clock it's well in the evening now #also i finally drew OW2 cass :) idk if ill ever get used to everyone getting thicker beards but ig i have four months until OW2's launch so #BUT ANYWAY i've been MIA from the internet and i'm only just now learning there are charms in OW2??? and cass gets hanzo's lil bottle??? #OW really gotta step it up after the #wait who were the gays that got confirmed recently #yeah them anyway OW really better step it up after THEM this aint enough but i guess its a start #this shit been going on for six years if yall dont just jump right into the bush and stop tiptoeing around it im losing my mind #i was gonna draw a mini comic of cass just being a dork and hanzo being Himself but i have a pounding headache #plus i really havent been in the drawing mood as of late however i felt a responsibility to at least doodle something with this #anyway hanzo thinks its stupid and says so In Hanzo Fashion but cass knows better #hanzo's always had a funny way of saying he loves something Is What Cass Is Telling Himself #there's a junkenstein joke here #idk theres a lot of potential with this dinky little charm but Again. Head Hurts #also hence the very sketchy and I Dont Give A Shit RN nature of this scribble #so forgive me everyone i can only give something subpar #i hope someone does better than me #but for now im gonna go lay down or something- maybe have dinner #my head's REALLY killing me

[dennisboobs]

top tier testimonial

#ada speaks #this is so fucking funny #i would absolutely never call mac a master manipulator but he IS indeed pulling the strings #like my brother in christ that is canon and covered in an episode #I CANT. GET OVER HOW FUNNY THIS IS #'BE NICE TO GLENN' #I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO OTHER PEOPLE #how do you manage to equate 1) media analysis and 2) being nice to people to Not Having Fun #i am actually. i am having fun. thats kind of what fandom is supposed to be for #community. friendship. enjoying the thing. #simultaneously showing that you don't actually understand the source material AND acting like i'm having less fun for doing so #watch. pretty much any episode of the show and tell me mac isn't manipulative. not a Master Manipulator. but like #this isn't the Bad People Doing Bad Things Show ft. goodboy Mac #he's included

[dangoulains-devotion]

#arknights #i should probs make my own play tag for this instead of the main one but i'll figure that out if i make more posts like this. anyway #im finally reading the reunion arc of the main story thanks to the downtime between IC and typhon #(i cleared out all the stages first and now im going back to read cus my memory is so bad i'd forget what happened with how long it took) #poor hoshiguma i dont think she gets paid enough to stop these two from killing each other in cold blood #i find it funny tho that i decided to read lone trail before having read anything past episode 3 cus that one bit where rosmontis is like #'when's amiya coming back i miss her' #i was like (clueless) 'its ok rosmontis i think she just went out to get milk. she'll be back soon' #something tells me i'm due to find out she did not go out to get milk from the corner shop #voice of a guy trying to erase the memory of spending Six Hours trying to beat the last stage of episode 8 yesterday morning #i got distracted. anyway the women are fighting

[menlove]

the way no is winning that poll is so funny to me I do truly constantly think my experiences are universal until proven otherwise

#you mean you DONT all fall in love with 10 million people every day okay sure whatever! #briefly fell in love with a MAN at the liquor store bc he called me love! #in love with many pretty woman at work with tattoos who tip well #in love with anyone who tells a funny joke or has a nice smile #it's just that. the difference between platonic romantic and aesthetic attraction is non existent until I soul search #it's very funny honestly I'm just out here

[anglerflsh]

hope i don't come off too intrusively but that all sounds like the qualifications for ocd! or at least anxiety with obsessive compulsive tendencies which would require the same medication, i would go get that checked out!

lovely sentiment but- I'm not going to say for certain I have any kind of Thing going on with my brain without having gotten either a professional (psychiatric) opinion or a professional (peer reviewed by people with that disorder) opinion, and since at the moment I can't go to any doctor about it... it'll stay a mistery + I won't be getting meds any time soon

#anonymous #[.asks] #Like i have been told by a big enough mumber of people that I'm very likely to be autistic and ive done extensive research on that #so I'm okay with- with saying that #but for ocd I know quite little and I've only been told by one or two people- so. I'm holding off on that. #+ my parents keep withdrawing the information about my gp so i couldn’t even go that route if I tried #and i dont trust uni counseling services that much... #I'll hold off and deal with the 'I can't do this it's Intrinsically Wrong and I will Throw Up if I try' and all that. On My Own #I do think it's funny when people try to tell me I have ocd online. You don't know the half of it. I had a panic attack over a stained shirt #<-lasted an hour NOT in the 'im sooo ocd i hate messes' way in the i was going to kms if I didn’t buy a clean shirt way

[youjustwaitsunshine]

Excerpt from Sebs interview with Playboy ca. 2011 (the carfucker part)

Playboy: What is special about Formula 1?

Vettel: The speed, and connected to that the forces that are exerted on you. On some tracks, there's corners that make you renounce your faith when you stand next to there and see how we drive through there. Sometimes it's hard even for us drivers to understand how that's possible. You think: They have to be crazy, that isn't possible! But then you do it yourself. With the enormous force exerted on you when you step on the brakes and turn in, your brain is shouting: "Stop, that doesn't work!" But the car shows you that it does work. To go to that limit is something very special.

Playboy: What do you feel in these moments?

Vettel: That's indescribable. It's like trying to explain to someone how it feels when you - let's say get close - with a woman for the first time. You can try to explain it but someone will only know the feeling when they experienced it themselves. This feeling I get when I'm racing gives me so much fun and satisfaction like nothing else in life.

Playboy: Is a Grand Prix victory better than Sex?

Vettel: That always depends on how it feels respectively. But the races take very long, some almost up to two hours. And I don't know if every man can hold on that long consecutively...

#sebastian vettel #f1 #the whole interview is way longer but im sick and cant be arsed #(not covid i dont think probably one of the people i went to the concert with gave me the summer/festival flu) #I'm saying ca. 2011 because it's a repost from 2013 but the og interview was in 2011 if I'm correct (which i could also not be) #pls check out the entire thing tho it's pretty funny n you can tell how mucb he's changed now. he's also very cute #also sorry for any typos xoxo

[lasagnak11]

so you're telling me people believe not even one of the goddamn 100 kaurav brothers were gay? jokes.

#incorrect mahabharat quotes #jokes #desiblr #hindu mythology #random shitpost #funny #you can't tell me i'm wrong #it might be blasphemy but i dont care

[the-deadlock-south]

reaper tells cass to get a friend but then cass comes back to him with hanzo by his side holdin his hand obviously in love and super proud of himself like congrats cowboy but i think you speedran a couple steps there you still have no friends

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #yeehan #never over reaper telling cass to get friends ITS SO FUNNY #GABE YOURE SO MEAN BUT DONT STOP IT'S SO FUNNY #IMAGINE though cass just >:( HMPH can't tell me I ain't got any friends #then he goes to talk to hanzo for like. idk three years and he's like I finally got a friend :) Why's my heart poundin' :))) #congratulations cass you lost your only friend but now he's your boyfriend you fuckin DUMMY #task failed successfully #i'd draw this but i'm too lazy just imagine i did