#and i mean come on

[moon-rivr]

black panther + the spiderverse movies have the best soundtracks in marvel

#all the stars 😫 #and i mean come on #metro ain’t miss

[nico-di-angelic]

I might just be tipsy but can we talk about the sexual tension between simon and gregory

#twd #walking dead #the walking dead #im rewatching it to catch up and I’m on s8 now #and I mean come on #it’s not even subtle #those 2 are def sleeping together don’t tell me im wrong

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

Did I finally burn through all 3 seasons of The Boys in 2 1/2 days? Yes. Is that sad and concerning? Perhaps…

But, folks, I’m proof you can accomplish anything you set your mind to!

…Like needing more Jensen Ackles in your life. 😍🥵🔥🤷‍♀️

#I REGRET NOTHING #thanks to all the creators who made these magnificent gifs for me to thirst over #jensen ackles #soldier boy #the boys #yes I’m one of the people who jumped on the bandwagon just because jensen joined #I’ll admit it 🤷‍♀️ #but I loved Hughie #and all of the SPN Easter eggs kept me going #and I mean COME ON #LOOK AT THIS MAGNIFICENT MAN #holy hot damn #I legit don’t do gory shows or movies #look how much I was forced to grow for a beautiful asshole lol #not my gifs

[lastoneout]

In lighter thinking regarding train set shipping, I can imagine Ingo (once he gets back home) looking up both Cyllene’s and Laventon’s descendants, finding out about Cyrus and Immediately going “Emmet, we’re going to the Distortion World.”

“Why?”

“Gotta punch a bitch.”

And he means it! How dare Cyrus take Cyllene’s legacy and hard work and drag it through the mud!

(Extra points if someone insinuates that Cyllene somehow caused Cyrus to be this way (like she wasn’t a loving parent or some bullshit) and Ingo loses his shit at them. He knew her better than that and she would NEVER.)

Absolutely but I have been swayed to some Cyrus apologism and think it would be funny if they found him and were like "aw goddammit this is just a fucked up lonely kid huh aw shit I gotta do something about this fucking hell" and then putting him through "how to not be an asshole and also make up for your shitty fucking mistakes" bootcamp cuz hey Cyllene would definitely want to punt Cyrus into next week but Laventon was a big softie who believed in the good in people(and honestly so was Cyllene) so like....gnn he's gotta do SOMETHING about this gdi.

Plus don't think pokemon master Ingo isn't gonna see that crowbat and recognize the little bastard has SOME good in him somewhere.

So yes Cyrus sucks and yeah he's like 27 but too bad buddy you have been Adopted(threat) and Ingo ain't gonna rest until you're not a shithead anymore.

#and I mean come on #that's just a hilarious concept #also fkskdks #like hello Iris meet your distant cousin he sucks ass wanna help me Fix him? #cuz pokemon is always about fixing the asshole characters and redemption and all that shit #just wait till they get Leon and Hop on the case #Cyrus your dumb lonely ass is getting familied to death have fun! #Emmet off to the side like #'he's good at battling can we keep him'

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[seenthisepisode]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

#we used to be a proper country #or something #this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻‍♂️ #i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long #episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :((( #tumblr #fandom

[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

#at this point I don't care whether rail is privately or publicly funded #I'll ride the Mickey Mouse Express if it means not having to drive or fly everywhere #if you're on the disneyland side of the country I just don't have as strong a grasp on your psychology as a demographic #but I went to school with some twice a year disneyworld people #if you are a disney adult and you're reading this please don't take it as an insult #I don't think it comes off that way but you never know

[bowelflies]

Splatoon Rainbow War (1985)

the full video doesn't seem to be available anywhere online so i uploaded it to a google drive here

#rainbow war #splatoon #i mean come on

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[pharos-ryoji]

Every scrap of leak information about potential p1 and p2 remasters make me so hopeful pls atlus I need them

#it just makes me so mad when people who know nothing about the earlier games dismiss them for being too combat focused or not calendar style #like just because they arent the same style doesnt mean they arent phenomenal games #p3 is one of my all time favorite gsmes and before i even played 2 just watching it on youtube it is now tied with p3 #and playing through it on an emulator was so much FUN #i LOVED the combat #the fusion attacks and the different levels of affinity for different arcanas #its so interesting #plus nameless and belladona my BELOVEDS #and i mean come on #literal relationship status as LOVERS between two male characters #the two MAIN MALE CHARACTERS #plus how much of p5 was inspired by p2 COME ON #THE MAIN LEITMOTIF OF THE MUSIC NO LESS #NOT TO MENTION ALL THE PLOT OF ENDGAME 5 #god i will legitimately cry if they get a remaster #im not even done playing through reload but now i want to reemulate the twos #shoutout to the modders getting us a better ep jfc #AND PLEASE ATLUS RELEASE THE TWOS TOGETHER WE NEED A CONSISTENT PLATFORM AND TRANSLATION

[batemanofficial]

that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don't get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose

i personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!

#speak friend and enter #ok to rb #so many people complaining about smelling weed outside....what has this world come to (it's gentrification and liberal pearl-clutching) #but would you complain about gentle birdsong? a distant thunderhead's lazy rambling across the windswept plain? #ofc im not saying like. people with asthma or what-have-you are bad for not liking smoke in their lungs but you know what i mean

[bluejaysgonerogue]

I don't think Y'akk understand how damn funny a DC Isekai would be.

Character (will henceforth be labeled Alex for ease of typing) just... gets hit by a bus or goes through a portal and ends up in DC. Said person quickly triangulates their location and has a few decisions to make. Should they approach Superman, Batman, Green Arrow, or Flash. They have consistent locations, and will likely have varying reactions.

Clark

Walk up to him at the DP and he will shit his pants if you call him Superman. Go all geeky on Alex, but if they keep insisting he takes them into a closet and asks how the fck they know who he is. An hour later said person is being served a cup of cocoa in his apartment while they try and figure out which damn DC timeline they're in

Oliver

Honestly I have no idea how this one would go because if it's CW!Arrow you are so dead but if it's like YJ!Green Arrow or JLU!Green Arrow you're fine and probably ending up in the hall of justice.

Barry/Wally

CW!Barry would just brush it off like another tuesday and try and get you back in your timeline. JLU!Wally would bring you to the watchtower and (because that design is so recognisable) be chastised by that Batman, but then Alex would end up a support staff/trusted advisor (Batsy has the biggest soft spot for JLU!Flash change my mind)

Bruce

If they walk up to the Manor and manage to make it past Alfred, it would probably end up like Tim or just a Support person, but depending on the timeline they would be dead. Like Arkham bats would do something crazy like lock them up in the Batcave or something extreme because they're a threat to the safety of Gotham, while Young Justice batman would be like 'damn another kid, oh no robin is giving me the eyes, sht I can't say no' while 2004 The Batman would set said person up in a safer city. All of them would ask for a timeline of sorts.

(I'm not familiar with the DCAMU enough to speak about it here.)

#could you imagine #i want to be that person #i want to be in DC #DC over marvel TBH #just move to gotham #enemy scaling is real #like I would stay as far away from Metropolis as humanely possible #and as close to a zeta/bat exit as I could #and DC is just less #oh my god this is the sixteenth invasion this week damint #and more #welp looks like i have the week off school since Joker blew up my lecture hall and injured my professor #and I mean come ON #i think DC has deeper characters IMO #animated wise #I love both don't get me wrong #but damn DC really do be making Tim Drake #marvel has deep characters too don't get me wrong #but DC has a lot of well developed characters with tailored landscapes and deep trauma that I relate to more #i feel like i'm explain both of them #look i love both so much and ping pong between the two #but DC is deeper yknow #especially the Bats

[hansoeii]

dear ed, I love everything about you.

#THE TEASER #I AM NOT OKAY #AHHHH #I was so nervous today that I had to draw something to calm my nerves #THEY'RE COMING BACK TO ME!! #i do not know why ed is wearing buttons shirt in that oen promo pic but i liek the vibe #ofmd #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #our flag emans death season 2 #ofmd fanart #ofmd s2 fanart #our flag means death fanart #stede bonnet #ed teach #gentlebeard #gentlebeard fanart #my art #digital art

[tawaifeddiediaz]

you know what boils my blood.

over the last 2 weeks, i've seen countless patients walk into my urgent care center, symptomatic for so many things, refusing to get tested for covid and flu, citing that they don't want to knowingly bring it to their holiday tables. i had a patient tell me, verbatim, "i don't want to test for covid, because i don't want to be the asshole who brings it on a plane."

i understand that - i understand that holidays are times where people look forward to meeting loved ones that they might only see once a year, or where they get a break from the hectic back and forth of their lives.

but here's the thing - whether they get tested or not, they will bring whatever they have to their holiday tables. it's pure recklessness to know that you're sick, and walk into someone else's house spreading the disease.

today, january 2, i saw 91 patients, many of them who have tested positive for covid and flu. many of these patients are the same ones who didn't want testing 3 days ago, until their events were over, and now, they will have to reach out to everyone they know to let them know that they were positive because they were showing symptoms well before their event.

the next week or two? we're going to see many, many more, all people with symptoms that started around christmas. these are the only two viruses we test for rapidly in our office, but they are potent and can be fatal in many people.

so here's why i wrote this post, and maybe it's a little late, but - if you care about your loved ones, please get tested if you know you're sick. it doesn't have to be at a clinic if you don't want it to, because the over-the-counter tests work just fine too (if you test within 5-7 days of symptom onset). just...please don't try to run from the knowledge that you might have covid, because immunocompromised people, elderly people, people with co-morbidities like asthma, pregnancy, diabetes, etc...many of them may not recover. and they may not be sitting at your holiday table in the future because of it.

#zee rambles #this isn't to guilt trip anyone #but im so so tired of people coming in and just refusing testing because they want to see grandma or whatever #and on top of that people are avoiding vaccinations and all that too?? #we all lived through the pandemic - everyone saw how many people unfortunately passed away from it #now because of vaccinations and some amount of herd immunity we're finding milder cases in healthy people #but that doesn't mean its gone #that doesn't mean it doesn't have long-term repercussions even in healthy people and that doesn't mean people aren't still dying from it #honestly i just needed a lil rant #and if this helps at least one person??? im all for it #also i can't sleep so here we are spilling thoughts into the voidddd

[forestofsprites]

i think that sometimes the best thing that you can do is remind yourself that there are beaches. lakes, rivers, and ponds. there are forests. little woods and meadows. there are canyons. gullies and mountain cliffs. there are rainy days. dry spells and scorching blue skies. that the world turns. changes as much as it repeats. that feeling slow today won't stop tomorrow's high tide. won't make july's blackberries any less ripe

#i do think there's a comfort in knowing the world won't stop for me #that me feeling off kilter doesn't mean spring will come any slower #i suppose. when life feels out of our hands. out of control #the planet keeps doing its thing #and we will be there to meet it #to engage w it. to witness it. to make changes where and when we can #too much change lately!!!!!! too much life out of my hands!!! #thoughts

[notherpuppet]

Huskerdust 💗💗💗💗

#I was singing Hot Chocolate’s “you sexy thing” the whole time I was drawing this so that’s the song that’s playing #also is it not the perfect huskerdust song #I mean he literally sings: ‘where did you come from ANGEL’ #huskerdust #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #husk #angel dust #my doods