#and id sooo be down

[clambuoyance]

a 90's yj fic in homestuck style humor would be so trippy to me

A young man stands in his bedroom. Though he is sixteen years old, he has only just celebrated his first birthday! And it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

#you joke but ive done this before on instagram #and id sooo be down

[carolperkinsexgirlfriend]

Steddie Upside-Down AU Part 87

Part 1 Part 86

Mom’s hovering in front of the door, a knife in her hand, trying to get the rest of them to get away from the window. It’s not working. If anything, Max’s nose only presses more firmly to the glass with every request she makes.

Will’s hovering just behind her, desperate to keep Steve and Eddie in his line of sight. He can just barely see the wisp of a curl through the side window of the van, bouncing as Eddie moves around inside.

He squints, trying to keep the hair in sight as the movement becomes more erratic.

Will hears glass breaking just as he loses sight of Eddie entirely, wisps and all.

He rushes past his Mom, using the weight of his body to open the door, even as she stands in the way. It’s almost involuntary, a compulsion to follow the thread that Eddie’d pulled him by.

“Will, don’t!” she cries, but it’s too late. He’s out, and through.

Mike calls after him, too, and there’s the sound of tennis shoes stampeding out of the house behind him. Will only hopes he’s not leading them all to their impending doom.

Bodies slump into the driveway, none of them human. They’re like if the Demogorgon had followed a different evolutionary chain. Dustin would find it fascinating. Will just wants Eddie and Steve back.

Wayne’s still standing sentry, looking out across the street, waiting for more monsters to creep in from the darkness, Barbara by his side.

Shielding the entrance to the van, is El.

“El!” It’s Mike, because it always is. He sounds so genuinely elated that something curdles and dies in his throat. He swallows it down, hopes it decomposes in his stomach, so he never has to look directly at it. “You came!”

El smiles, happily at Mike, then around to all of them. “Of course.” She looks over at Max, and she’s frowning now, that way she does when she doesn’t understand something. It used to happen all the time. Now, it’s rare.

Will doesn’t care, can’t when Eddie’s too quiet in the van somewhere Will can’t see. He pushes past her, too.

There’s a misshapen, monstrous foot sticking out of the broken window. He stares at it for a second before swinging the door open. It wrenches the foot strangely, makes it crack and tear with the resistance of the door before it breaks free, black blood flowing like the thing’s still alive. 

It stays still. 

Will looks past it, and finds Eddie’s pale face.  

There’s glass in his hair, and his palms are bleeding where they’re held in front of him, but he’s breathing. Alive. And he’s looking up at El like she’s answered all his prayers. Will and Eddie have been sharing the same prayers from the same broken pews for so long that for a second, Will thinks Steve is back. 

He scrambles over the dead thing blocking his entrance. It’s cold against his palms, flesh barely giving as he crawls hand over feet atop it. But, Steve’s still just sitting there, blinking, Carol huddled into his side like he can protect her, even like this.

“Steve needs your help,” Eddie says, plaintive. Begging with both voice and unblinking eyes, gaze locked on El’s own until she breaks it to look at where Steve still sits, unbothered.

Her brow furrows, eyes squinting like she’s peeling off layers of skin and meat to get to whatever’s underneath. “He’s lost?” she asks.

Carol is squinting at El like the words aren’t clicking for her. She looks back to Steve, then back to El, brow furrowing with anger.

Eddie nods. Will clears his throat. “Not like last time,” he clarifies. “He’s here, but his mind isn’t.”

El nods, decisive. “I will help.”

“What the hell are you all talking about!” Carol demands, even as people scatter around her, setting up for El’s latest rescue mission. “He’s right there!”

She’s not looking at Will, though. She’s looking at Eddie like it’s all his fault. Still, when Steve doesn’t say anything, her lip wobbles as she turns and asks, “right Steve?”

He doesn’t answer, even as she calls again. Will looks away when she bites her lips, eyes wide.

It’s easier this time. They don’t have to break into the school, don’t have to find a pool. El just sits cross-legged in front of Steve on the carpet, careful to stay away from the broken glass and the dead thing. Mike covers her eyes with Wayne’s flannel while the man himself switches the radio dial until he finds one with enough white noise to satisfy.

He can’t quite tune out the murmured conversation between Eddie and Carol, though, no matter how hard he tries. Eddie explains, in clipped, emotionless words, that something, one of the monsters from the other place she’d just gotten a taste of, has taken over Steve. 

“But we’re getting him back?” she asks, voice shrill and breaking, contrasting with Eddie’s own even tone. A veteran to the newbie in the warzone. 

Will, suddenly, feels terribly old. 

“Quiet now,” El demands. 

Eddie looks away from Carol without answering. There is no answer to that question when they’re all subsisting off hope, and not much else.

“Tell him we’re coming, okay?” Eddie asks. He’s looking down at his own bloody palms now, like he can’t bear to look at their last bastion of hope and wait for it to flame and go out. 

“Ask ‘im how to stop the thing taking ‘im over,” Wayne interjects. 

Eddie’s lip wobbles. Will knows how he feels. He doesn’t want Steve to know, if he’s in there at all, that they don’t know what to do. Neither does Will. He wants to save Steve. He always wants to save Steve.

But, Eddie finally looks up, meeting Will’s eyes before nodding. The movement knocks a tear free, but his voice sounds clear when he says, “Ask him how we kill the fucker.”

El nods, shoulders settling as she reaches out to take Steve’s hand. The white noise blankets them all. Will settles down to wait. 

That’s what they always do, when Steve is dying: they wait. This time is no different. 

Part 88

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#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie upsidedown au #will byers #my fic #Jonthan and Nancy aren't here for Multiple Reasons. 1. I think it would be funny if they were just at Nancy's house hanging out with no ide #what is going on. and also. Nancy's specific drive with the upside-down has NOT been activated because Barb is alive. So she didn't do\ #the whole Muarry expose the lab plot. and Jon is SLIGHTLY chiller because there are more people looking out for Will so he doesn't feel lik #every single thing has something to do with him. This would also make the season 3 plot smacking them hard and fast sooo much worse #this isn't plot relavant really. it will Not come up i don't think. I just think it's funy. #Also 2. that is just too many characters. I had to put a few back in the box. I have difficulty with any more than like 5? this scene #WITHOUT those two has what. 11??????? And it Shows I think. So no more

[ashenberry]

[ID in ALT]

MS paint aa4 doodles part 10 where i was real excited to say we are out of serenade but actually it turns out i made so many doodles during this session that it went over tumblrs image limit soo.

#ashenart #id in alt #aa4 spoilers #ace attorney #WILL SAY NEXT TIME SERENADE IS OVER and ill also combine it with some succession doodles since successions first session was sooo short #^still made. 17 doodles somehow maybe i should slow down on da doodles #apollo justice #trucy wright #klavier gavin

[cloudysfluffs]

I love the way you drew Sam and Max in your art style! I hope you do more tk art of them (no pressure though draw what you want)

there is nothing id rather draw for you anon!!!! i LOVE making art of these two <3333333333

(dont worry, sam's got a sneaky way of escaping)

(ns//fw and/or fetish blogs please dni🙏🙏)

#tickle art #my art #SMAX!!!!!!!!!! #see i promised you all id draw them :p #i went through a phase in like 2021 (and again in 2022) where like. ALL i drew was art of sam getting wrecked #havent drawn these guys in ages tho!!!!!!!!! thanks for giving me an opportunity theyre genuinely some of my fave guys to doodle ever :3 #max is fine at the end btw hes just being a Drama Queen #sorry for the empty space around the images btw. i considered cropping it but i honestly just didnt feel like it lol #anyway #sam and max tickle #ler!max #lee!sam #thanks for the req anon!!!!!!!!!!!!! #snm is one of the 3 things im super into rn (the other two things being rick n morty and adventure time) #sooo......if you wanna see more of these guys or any of the guys from those listed fandoms then i would be down B))) #i mean i take reqs for anything in my fandom doc. im just more likely to do them if im super into them lol #like i have reqs for dh///mis stuff thats been sitting in my inbox for months #but i answered this in less than 24 hours #SORRY i have adhd blehh

[werewolfclaws]

And while you're at it / Keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul 🍀

A little postcard for @laikascomet ! It's so utterly amazing watching Laika's Comet grow from sketches to a full blown comic that's already completed chapter 1!

#crow.png #laika's comet #marzipanne laika's comet #fanart #i literally daydream about this comic constantly #the coloring of the panels and the composition of everything is literally so gorgeous and pleasing to the eye #and it literally just. AGH! #it means so much to me artistically and as a queer person being represented in media #and having the story told by a queer person too #like... hearing mars being consistently referred to with their proper pronouns warms my heart #and its just so nice seeing their identities be protected and not watered down for other audiences and their palettes #mars and this song make me sooo... oh goodness #twirls and twirls #also not to mention the lines about the lighthouse v the night light #though i respect it a lot / id be fired if that were my job #just the idea of a smaller product looking up at its primitive father and the jobs it does #the impact it creates into the world versus the little night light #its just. to me thats laika and her dad or yue and laika's dad

[kabutoden]

i look at you and my eyes are so so so wet like with tears tears of pure emotion and extend out my closed fist and then I open up my hand and you see her. my troll oc. the greatest oc. from 2013. I brought her back and redesigned her and im insane about her again. i begin sobbing on the ground. she’s so small. itty bitty……….

#this is melosa she is everything to me #weeping crying sobbing oh my god look at her awwwww AWWWUGHHH WEEHEHHH #sorry for not answering asks I was drawing this and buying some little bug guys who really rule. #id like to answer them soon im just a little burnt out #yeah she has an ankle monitor and hidden shock collar… little guy gets into a lot of trouble. #she’s the first jadeblooded cicada on her colony so they haven’t culled her for her antics. #the cicadas are essential to communicating with the mother grub #however by sabotage/accident she was given to a lusus for a more normal jadeblood and the nest parasite process went wrong #leading to her being rejected by her lusus : ( <im sooo edgy. #she spent a good deal of her time as a pretty young wriggler wandering around stealing from other trolls in the complex. the youngest troll #are raised in the interior layer of the planet. #she’s always been a rambler. she’s in the WALLS. she managed to break into somewhere super secret she wasn’t supposed to which got #The tracking device stuck on her. if she gets into areas she’s not supposed to be the collar might shock her. #she’s pretty miffed about the whole thing!! it doesn’t help with her exsisting issues with aggression #she likes making people mad and making people fight. just an angry wrath filled little guy #she wears the collars on her horns to stop anyone from trying to calm her down #bugstuck #buggy trolls #homestuck #homestuck oc #fantroll

[introspectivememories]

NICO: WE SHARED THE LIFT THIS MORNING! I WAS GOING TO THE POOL TRAMPOLINE WITH MY TWO DAUGHTERS AND HE WAS GOING TO THE RACETRACK. PINKHAM: VERY DIFFERENT LIVES YOU'RE CURRENTLY LEADING.

#that line from nico is like /the/ modern brocedes thesis to me #like this is their happy ending!!! it is not the one they dreamed of all those years ago in greece but is a happy ending. #it's not multiple shared championships or racing against each other for years or anything their 13 year-old-selves would've dreamed up but #it is them achieving their dreams. lewis has 7 wdcs and is aiming for an 8th. nico has a loving wife and 2 daughters he'd die for. they are #both doing the things they love. would it have been nice if those dreams included each other? yeah. would it have been nice that when ppl #mention their names it would be to talk about what great friends they are instead of how they tore each other apart? absolutely! but they #were doomed from the start. so maybe it doesn't matter that they didn't get their traditional 'happy ending'. at least they had a happy #start and a semi-happy middle. at least they have the lift to see each other. at least nico's daughters get to keep lewis in their lives in #a way nico will never get to again. they will never share a bowl of frosties again but at least their roots are so thoroughly tangled #together that they can never look back without haunting each other. at least they still have that. #anyway for all the non-americans who reblog or like this. the poem is 'the road not taken' by robert frost. very famous in america #every middle/high schooler has to analyze/read this poem at some point. i don't know how popular he is outside of america so i thought id #leave a note ig. #anyway. i am going crazy and i need to lie down. that 2nd line was sooo hard to find a photo for. wth does 'hence' even mean??? #brocedes edit #brocedes #f1 web weaving #f1 #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #f1 edit #nr6 #lh44 #web weaving

[zer0point5ive]

incredible. now let’s see him chained up as he’s forced to confront the worst parts of himself ?

#bleeding out profusely too ! #guy who turns you into a jigsaw sympathiser nd understander #like i do get it. i too .. #adams a better guy than me cause the way id be gnawing through flesh nd bone. well #id be across that bathroom like a shot #the ​puppydog eyes after admitting to his lawyerfriend that hes a cheater. take him out back already horrible man i need him in a way that #would have the priest in the confessional putting me down like a sick dog #why is he sooo prett y it makes me a little sick inthe head #i might also have some sort of actual fever right now if that helps w anything #lawrence gordon #💽

[satans-knitwear]

*does nothing* evening well spent.

Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me

#Pretty lingerie is keeping me going rn. #I am absolutely exhausted and have been counting down the minutes to when id allow myself to get into bed. #Lying down feels so good. My body is sooo tired #Satans knitwear #Alt pinup #Pinup girl #Pretty lingerie #Lingerie reveal #Satin and lace lingerie #Strappy lingerie set #bi girl #cheeky #uk girl #wlw #My gif to you #Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now 💕💕💕

[suffarustuffaru]

ottosuba fake dating au where they fake date to make julius jealous (otto saw subarus julius rivalry and decided to capitalize on it bc of course he did + subaru agreed to it in a heartbeat bc of course he did (hes trying to prove hes not gay by fake dating an androgynous guy while also crushing on several guys at once) + otto and his now canonical julius hate boner bc of course he has one) but then julius just doesnt even notice until theyre borderline making out in front of him and hes just like “ah! im very happy for you two you seem to be having a good time together :)” and then both otto and subaru wail in agony for a whole week afterwards (im being generous in saying A Whole Week) bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE NOT EVEN UPSET???? the rest of the emilia camp has gotten earplugs to drown out ottosubas raging. this entire ordeal of course will go horribly wrong at some point. if it hasnt already bc the whole plan fell apart (julius is just super nice and ottosuba are super petty and if you put otto and subaru next to each other all their brain cells go out the window).

#the image of ottosuba both raging about julius not even being jealous is just sooo funny to me. so funny. clown x clown behavior. ana-emilia #camp relations are an absolute mess in between juliotto one sided hostility #julisuba homoerotic rivalry #and mimigarf #......if it wasnt for my one million wips and hw id get started on writing a fake dating au like this already LSKDJFKSD but its in my notes #ive noted it down for later. ill get to it eventually. #rezero #re:zero #otto suwen #natsuki subaru #julius jukuulius

[silliemop]

RS Y/N AND ECLIPSE COSPLAYINGG SJ Y/N AND ECLIPPPSEE!!

sleuth jesters belongggs to @/naffeclipse

#real steel au #KINDA #sleuth jesters #also kinda #just had the idea and thought it was be a bit funny if y/n’s cosplayed other y/n’s from other aus and sooo THISS #rs eclipse and sj eclipse are VERY VERY DIFFERENT #rs eclipse would literally shut down if he read that one chapter #also just found out i can do alt text on the drawings for the IDs??! #woaaa #fnaf eclipse #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sb au

[vampyrfag]

OH OH I DIDNT POST THIS HERE

#+ smoko view for scale #did er myself ... she is not upside down she is just facing me :) #needa tidy it up a bit but i started getting sooo tired #no id

[beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff]

i think haunt // bed is one of the best songs on self titled like its so beautiful

#the 'spin car round' line is sooo good #i love the way its slightly overlapping like idk if that makes sense but how it goes #spinn car round(und) push your head down down down #u know what i mean like its just sooooo #haunt // bed i love you #id make my username haunt bed if i could omg #matty healy #the 1975 #george daniel #ross macdonald #adam hann #self titled #self titled the 1975 #the 1975 self titled #ignoring swifties queuing day

[ramblingsofafanatic]

#art #acrylic painting #finished it :) #im sooo happy #id like to thank my adhd medication for giving me the patience to sit down and actually finish this #you cant see it in the picture but kilgarrah has metallic gold highlights now :) #kilgarrah #bbc merlin #bbc merlin fanart #camelot #i may have gone a bit overboard with the clouds but idk they look okay to me #def better than the blank blue sky that i had before

[the-black-parade-system]

Bro i just realized how much i love them SHAKING. LIEK OMG?? IM SO LUCKY TO BE WITH THEM

(yes this is about @just-some-loser-kid cuz yeah :3)

#-Leo #We need to start adding proxies to posts #Anyways #my partner is so swag and beautiful I love them #Should I tag them in this? #I’m tagging them in this #ERM BUT OMG #THEY DONT EVEN REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM #I could type paragraphs abt this tbh #Damn I need to work on my essay and not rant in the tags 😭 #Anywayssss #I love them like so much :3 #I LOVE MY PARTNER‼️‼️ #I AM ALSO EXTREMELY PROIUD OF THEM ALL THE TIME #THEY COULD BRUTALLY MURDER MY FAMILY AND ID STILL BE DOWN BAD #ID BE PROUD OF THEM #I LOVE MY PARTNER #ILL SAY IT SOOO MANY TIMES AGAIN #I LOVE AND SUPPORT MY PARTNER SND IM VERY PROUD KF THEM

[soldez]

i have this friend who's a straight guy in theory but in practice has a boyfriend who transitioned while they were dating but they kept seeing each other bc it worked for them and they didn't feel like anything in their relationship had changed etc. which is completely fine and 100% their business. but anyways me and this friend are very comfortable talking about sex so he hears a lot of my woes about getting no bitches and it seems like we share some of the same kinks and i don't know if he's joking but he has sort of straight up invited me to a 3way with him and his hot trans boyfriend . and anyways I'm trying to decide if I'd rather accept a pity fuck from a self-ided """straight""" guy (reiterating that he's definitely attracted to some men, but just doesn't feel comfortable identifying as bi because he wouldn't actively pursue men..? or doesn't consider it a significant enough part of himself to identify with? i think?) or potentially die a virgin because i have literally 0 other sexual prospects and I can't take it anymore. Anyways

#mdni #he's also offered to set me up before which is extremely generous but he seems to be under the impression that I'm primarily attracted to #men which. is not the case. like my attraction to men is so sparse that i thought i was a lesbian for the better part of 10 years #much to think about #disclaimer to this post i am hot I'm just autistic and live in the middle of shit fuck nowhere with my parents and don't have a car #ig it's just weird bc i thought he ided as straight bc he wouldn't pursue men.but then he's the one inviting me #despite my being a man for as long as we've been friends sooo..? is it unconscious transphobia is it internalized biphobia is it none of my #business idk. who knows #this is why i can never get dicked down cause i can't not overthink it