#and the bible too ig

[icaruspendragon]

hiii, this might be weird, but who is Lazarus? I'm not religious, so I've tried searching for who he is, but I can't seem to get a clear answer and was wondering if you could explain him?

ah yes, lazarus of bethany. a man i consider to be equal parts friend and foe.

lazarus lived in bethany with his two sisters, mary and martha. and when we meet him, he’s sick. so much so that his sisters send for jesus of nazareth saying, “lord, your dear friend is very sick.”

jesus of nazareth was in jerusalem when he received the message. and despite being only a few miles from bethany, and despite jesus loving martha and mary and lazarus, he waited. he didn’t go to them straight away. he waited. he waited until lazarus died and then said, “lazarus’ sickness will not end in death. no, it happened for the glory of god so that the son of god will receive glory from this.”  

and when jesus finally made it to bethany he was told lazarus had already died. that he has already been in the grave for four days. and when martha, sister of lazarus got word that jesus was coming, she went to meet him. and mary, sister of lazarus did not. and when martha saw jesus she said to him, “lord, if only you had been here, my brother would not have died.”

and jesus said to her, “your brother will rise again.”

but then mary arrived and she saw jesus and she fell at his feet and she said, “lord, if only you had been here, my brother would not have died.” and she wept over her brother. because she loved him and he was gone. and jesus should have been there. because if jesus had been there, her brother would not have died.

and jesus saw her weeping. and he saw the other people wailing with her. because lazarus was deeply loved. and now he was gone. and they had sent for jesus. they had prayed for a miracle. and that miracle didn’t come until it was four days too late. and they didn’t know that jesus was going to bring lazarus back. they didn’t know that jesus had waited that long to teach a lesson. to prove a point. they just knew jesus was too late. and now they were forced to grieve.

and then a deep anger welled up in jesus. and he was deeply troubled. and jesus asks, “where have you put him?” and the people say, “lord, come and see.” and he does. and when he sees, jesus weeps. when he sees, we get the shortest verse in the bible. a mere two words to sum up an entire town’s grief. two words to convey the loss of a sibling. two words are offered for the preventable death of a loved man.

jesus is four days too late. and jesus?

jesus wept.

and the people who loved lazarus turned to him and said to jesus, “see how much he loved him!”

jesus loved lazarus. and then he let him die.

and some of the people said about jesus “this man healed a blind man. couldn’t he have kept lazarus from dying?”

and then jesus, who knew all along that he would revive lazarus. jesus, who let all those people mourn. jesus, who let those sisters lose their brother. jesus, who let them weep. jesus, who wept with them. that very same jesus said to those who loved lazarus, who mourned him, jesus of nazareth said to them, “didn’t i tell you that you would see god’s glory if you believe?”

and then the stone of lazarus’ tomb was rolled aside. and then jesus looked up to heaven and said, “father, thank you for hearing me. you always hear me, but i said it out loud for the sake of all these people standing here, so that they will believe you sent me.” and then jesus shouted, “lazarus, come out!” and he did.

lazarus the dead man came out, his hands and feet and face wrapped still in burial cloth. and then jesus of nazareth told them, “unwrap him and let him go!”

and then lazarus of bethany became lazarus of the grave. lazarus of the grave that will never be left behind even though he has risen and relinquished. lazarus of the grave who did not make good his escape unscathed. lazarus of the grave who will now check each darkened doorway as death and his sting is keenly felt.

lazarus was a man. a man whose family loved him. a man whose sisters sent for a miracle. a man whose sisters mourned him in the four days it took for that miracle to show up. a man who was made an example for no reason other than being loved by jesus. a thing that we are all told to be. loved by our savior.

lazarus is a man who makes me wonder three things. firstly, if jesus had been there that my brother may not have died. secondly, if jesus of nazareth too weeps for me. and thirdly, if jesus loves us and we in turn love him too like the scriptures command, why does he use us in the lessons he teaches.

why must we be the men he makes believers of?

so lazarus was just a man whose crime was loving jesus. and martha was just a girl whose crime was loving her brother. and they both suffered a miracle because of it.

#cw religion #yeah it’s always time to religious trauma post on main #lazarus was just a man #lazarus was brother #and my brother was a man #and i am a sister #and i too loved jesus as martha and mary did #so why did he get to come back when my brother did not? #i also tend to think of lazarus as dean winchester before i think of him as lazarus from the bible lmao #hence the title of my book being ‘lazarus rises (amongst other things)’ #bc of hit cw show supernatural #and the bible too ig #but mainly supernatural

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: sorry kids gotta go, i’ve got a date with gai

naruto: but you guys just went on a date for lunch

kakashi: yeah honestly you guys just seem to be in a particularly devious mood and i’ve determined my chances of getting in trouble by association are lower with him today

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #kakagai #naruto team 7 #kakashi hatake #naruto uzumaki #might gai #everyday he is forced to make a decision on who poses less of a threat #he gets it wrong 60% of the time #also hiiiii!! #i spent four hours in exam periods earlier but what made me break is a two page roleplaying assignment smh #i needed to stop and think about naruto for a bit before i went crazy #i would rather write another 6 page essay please just stop making me pretend to be a medieval christian💀 #one if my exams earlier was over the bible too i can’t escape ig

[idiotsonlyevent]

why do these have the same energy

#twitter liked this one so yall can have it too ig #ft. my ass handwriting #discord mod souji ekitten yosuke *gets shot* #none of these wprds are in the bible etc etc #p4 #persona #souyo #again???? sort of?????? #L.txt

[loser-babey]

this fic got me researching bible lore on Britannica send help

#I was raised nowehere near christianity for context #all my knowledge comes from Good Omens and Supernatural #And hazbin now too ig #so predictably I will be using this as my personal choose-your-own-world #but yeah i need a base and we haven't gotten much info from s1 #so bible lore research it is #radioapple #hazbin hotel #House of Memories 'verse

[agapintheskin]

(from both of their twi. accounts 🥰)

#biblebuild #bible wichapas #build jakapan #kinnporsche #kinnporsche cast #god it's too early i can't focus #(they also posted them on ig btw)

[charliemorningstars]

there are some theological interpretations that claim cain is the son of eve and lucifer and with the implication that hazbin lucifer and eve did in fact fuck. well do you know what would be really mean to do to adam .

#hazbin hotel #^ implying that lucifers son who he raised as his own ended up killing his kid. no excuse for his actions ofc but id be kinda pissed too #contrary to popular belief cain was Not immortal he just couldnt be murdered so like. would that carry over to hell? #would he be immune to exterminations? #does charlie have a half brother somewhere in hell? #also come to think of it this woulge also be very mean to eve. like she probably blames herself for abels death #cause if she hadnt fucked the devil from the bible the originator of murder wouldnt have been born!! #also realizing this reads like bible fanfiction which. ig it kinda is

[thatgothsamurai]

So many things happened in kpwt d1 i don’t even know what to call it😭😭😭 forever thanking those kind and brave fans who shared the moments online im😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹💖💖💖💖

#rockstar mile??? #mileapo kiss?? #minor fam goin magic mike??? #+ig i saw all other boys too #build us my absolute babies dance??? #flying bible??? #KING TONG MY LORD STEP ON ME PLS #jeff sing why dont u stay english version??? #barcode in ur area??? #THE KINNPORSCHE AND VEGASPETE ACT #nodt in the piano k word me pls😭 #and the most important: #FLYING ZHAN ZHAO APO #AND THE SAILORBODYGUARDS #MY GOD WHAT EVEN THOSE ARE😭😭😭 #its so chaotic but theyre having fun #so happy for them😭😭💖💖 #imagine seeing them live🥺 #mentally im there tho #kinnporsche world tour #nands txt #super long tags

[fagofgod]

there are people saying jesusjudas isnt real toxic yaoi bc jesus wasnt toxic... yeah ok so i was about to start speaking but then i got sleepy and realised i probably shouldnt. say the words i was going to. um. hm. do me a favour dont look at the tags

#yippee goodnight someone should remind me to permanently block mar on all platforms someday #saying jedas isnt toxic on both sides is like shiori haters who dont think juri did anything wrong #... jedas is juriori for bible freaks. is what im trying to say. #ok. ok. goodnight #wait ok. so. so. jesus son of god. who cant just be in love with a man. his disciple. but he is. he is in love with him #jesus son of god. who is afraid and angry of this love that he shldnt have. pushing judas away. refusing to let him know why hes doing this #jesus son of god. who loves everyone. but still hates this one man. bc he cant atop loving him differently. #who sees judas as someone special. but who he cant let himself be too close to. so he loves him from afar. idolises him #but that isnt good for normal man judas. obviously. its weird and frustrating when the person you love appears to almost despise you #especially harder when hes literally the kindest and most wonderful man youve ever seen. so why does he hate you? help #yeah. ok. basically. jedas juriori bye bye #the bible #<- for me to find. hm. should make my bible tag something less. yk. someday ig #ughhhh

[todayisafridaynight]

When I started Y7 I felt so bad for Masato getting treated so poorly by his gf because I would've eaten him out without hesitation

god you and me both brother

#snap chats #eating a salad when i should be eating out a depressed emo boy i KNOW his pussy crazy 😭😭 #cant say bad things happen to good people but. bad things happen to Seemingly Normal people ig idfk #like she valid for being freaked out by him love bombing her but we're just built different #OK BUT ON THE REAL IT'S SO FUNNY HOW EVEN THE OTHER HOSTESSES WERE ON HIM #LIKE HIS EMO BOY SWAGGER WAS SO POTENT DUDE THE GOTH RIZZ WAS REAL #it got me UNWISE... got me wanting MEN carnally... #see thats why they had to make the cabaret scene as cringe as possible cause if not there woulda been too much potential to show him off #NO AND WHEN HE SMIRKING ON THE GROUND IN THE ALLEYWAY none of these thoughts are in the bible #and when he starts crying <3 bro i am fervently eating through this salad hold on LMAOOOOO I NEED TO STOP #I NEED TO RELAX ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS #i have an econ exam in like two hours ok...... going out to drink later let me be a lil insane #lord above forgive me this emo boy makes me ill

[everybody-hit-the-pyro-cue]

me: reblogs a billion kinnporsche things 

my tumblr feed: *gives me more kinnporsche things*

me: sTOP take it back no no purge PURGE 

#personal ig #like mm yes i enjoy this content #but please #i've scrolled through enough jeff and bible in the past five minutes to last me for the next several lifetimes #scared to tag this kp ngl bc i dont want the fans to come after me I SWEAR I ENJOY IT TOO BUT HOLY SHIT #I CANNOT FIND A SINGULAR REGULAR POST THEY ARE BURRIED IN THE GIF-SETS OF BIBLE IN A HARNESS #kinnporsche #one of the ogs

[sundogouija]

#digital art #angelkin #kinda??? #based on self portraits ive done but like. its not me its #archangel michael #do not tag as kin/me/id #actuallyangelic #bible fanart?????? #idk i just had a funky idea thats all #it wasnt even inspired by bible stuff this was after listening to a video abt paradise lost #so uhh that too ig #art #angel

[megarywrites]

This part i’m writing is making my skin crawl so much i can’t wait for him to die (it happens in the next chapter lol)

#writing journal #wip: seafoam #me: oh hey let’s utilize our own religious trauma of what it was like growing up as a lesbian in a very strict christian environment #and apply that to Seafoam won’t that be fun? #thankfully i never experienced this particular thing #but i’ve heard stories within the denomination i grew up in about how pastors (especially of bigger churches) get this god/power complex #and a lot of them (because of the way purity culture is) are like repressed freaks #so #you can imagine ig what’s happening #it’s not just pastors too it’s all men in church tbqh #but pastors are the ones with the god complex #my sister went to a bible college and the head pastor went to prison for grooming a teenager #and the pastor before him was cheating on his wife for like 20+ years #and that pastor’s son was abusing his child #and then like not pastor but like josh duggar…need i say more #i’m glad i added the corrupt theocracy to this story it gives it more body/interest imo #but that doesn’t mean it’s easy to write at all #anyways can’t wait to give him a taste of his own medicine 😌

[whoareyoulookingat]

I’m starting Nona the Ninth (don’t read this @yourworstnightmare413 )

and…

Idk who Nona is but I have a feeling she’s The Body??? I’m not sure why though. My brain tails me she’s more likely Harrow or possibly Gideon, but my gut is like “No she’s definitely the body.” Especially cause she mentions having had two tantrums that she can’t remember, but tbh I should probably put my tin foil hat away and just keep reading.

Also I’m really intrigued by John chapters (lol aren’t they formatted like the bible too? is there a book in the bible called John? )

#Nona the Ninth #liveblogging #I’m like on chapter three no spoilers #pls #i’m intrigued bu the john chapters too #*by #they look like they’re put like bible chapters or smth lolol #that’s how the bibles formatted right? #is john a book in the bible? #idk what any of them are named #anyway they seem flashback-y #but then at the end of the first one he addresses someone called Harrow #i feel like harrow is probably the namesake of harrow’s namesake or smth isn’t that the Ninth tradition? #anyway i’m done ig #WAIT HER SYMBOL FOR THE CHAPTERS SEEMS TO BE A CAVE WITH CHAINS #maybe…

[boywizard]

i think im going to lose my scholarship guys el oh el

#howl.txt #havent turned in enough work bc ive been too busy not killing myself ig. #and my dad wont let me leave the house to go to in-person school #so this is going to be my compulsory highschool dropout era unless theres a bible level miracle

[arnesisapseudonym]

holy shart my blog is a year old wtf also FUCK YOU BOAZ GET OUT HERE SO WE CAN THROW DOWN

#I WILL MAKE BRO BITE THE CURBBBBBBB #happy anniversary #and happy late birthday too ig #the bible #ramblings #this is a boaz hate account

[deerlirium]

I am so so sick rn but I spent 8 straight hours doing homework because I have 4 quizzes across 3 classes tomorrow and sick or not I decided to be an academic weapon this semester 🥲

#liri.txt #like literally I can barely breathe and my sinus headaches are to the point where my brain feels like its too big for my skull #but whatever #67 questions for psych done. two pages for French done. 12 chapters for bible done #quizzes? we’ll see ig