#and then mike says what he says

[chloesimaginationthings]

I just love wills adorable middle finger

I just know this dude, despite being springlocked, is grinning to himself that he never paid Mike 💀

#ask reply #his literal last fuck you to Mike Schmidt #I say last as if he won’t come back #that’s like his whole thing #truly what is his problem #(so many things is his problem) #lil William as a treat maybe I’ll draw him again soon we’ll see 🙏🏾

[royalarchivist]

Richarlyson: This is a good ship that never came to fruition.

Mike: This ship is better than Hideduo. Shut your mouths.

[...]

Fit: Very cool artwork! DELUSIONAL, but very good artwork nonetheless.

Ramon: delulu

Mike and Fit's VERY different reactions to Pacmanduo art (Pac & Etoiles) in the fanart museum.

#Mikethelink #FitMC #QSMP #Richarlyson #Hideduo #FitPac #Pacmanduo #December 29 2023 #January 3 2024 #Mike's VOD date is the December one #Fit's is the January one #THEYRE SUCH DRAMAQUEENS. I LOVE IT #oh my gosh I just saw the original artist's caption on this art... the sheer drama of it all #For those too lazy to translate it or don't want to use Twitter (based) #The translation says: #🌟: what's new pac? I haven't seen you in a while! #🐭: I was supposed to have a date a few days ago but... #🌟: but are you stuck here with me? too bad ^^ #spicy #listen man I was all in on Pacmanduo until Etoiles said he wasn't interested in romance RP #but Pac's little one-sided crush was (is?) very cute nevertheless #Translated #Edited #Subtitles #I'm pretty confident in that translation but as always; if someone has a better suggestion let me know

[lighthouseas]

no you don't understand. when byler kiss i need them to be gasping into each other's mouths and holding onto each other for dear life. i need them to be shoving each other into things and knocking things over because they're so desperate to be closer. i need them grinning like idiots against each press of lips. i need tears. i need forehead touches. i need hands running down each others' bodies. i need

#let them be desperate okay. #let them make out sloppy #also like. please remember that will has not kissed anyone. and assuming that he doesnt start kissing dudes randomly during the timeskip #then mike will be his first kiss. so like. let them be clumsy and awkward about it is what im saying #let them knock shit over like wilhelm and simon did that one time #ok sorry im normal can u tell 👍 puttinf them in terrariums #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #st.txt

[marvey-sideblog]

#marvey #suits usa #suits #suits tv #harvey specter #mike ross #gabriel macht #patrick j adams #harvey x mike #mike x harvey #t mobile #tmobile #t-mobile #mike bought the tickets. either told harvey they were seeing a different film or it was left a surprise. then when they're sat down and #the trailers have started. mike says they're actually here for the latest chick flick rom com. hence harvey's god what have you got me in #for get me out of here reaction. but really. and he'd never admit he enjoyed it. but watching it _with mike_ was...a Lot of fun #bc mike is his absolute weakness #<3

[astrobei]

in my heart of hearts mike wheeler is absolutely an athena kid but i also have to offer up a concept that i think has extreme comedic and dramatic potential aka: repressed gay teenager mike showing up at camp half blood unsure of who his godly parent is and feeling insecure about not having powers and one day when he’s making not-so-secret heart eyes at his best friend and son of apollo will byers is when a bunch of glowing floating hearts show up above his head. and that’s how mike gets claimed by none other than aphrodite, the goddess of love and sexuality, and is in full denial about it for three days because he thinks it’s some kind of sick and twisted JOKE

(on aphrodite’s end, she’s upset mike is throwing away the gift of true love and keeps trying to trick him out of repression by making more and more improbable and hilarious gifts appear when he and will are hanging out. mike hands will a book and it turns into a box of chocolates and he has to fling it away like a frisbee before will sees it. they’re having lunch and romantic music starts playing. she gives mike the same blessing she used to claim piper and will can’t even look in his direction for a full day because he starts blushing so hard. fifty bouquets of flowers show up at the apollo cabin’s doorstep with a note that says love, mike and by the end of it, mike isn’t even repressed and unsure about his sexuality anymore — he’s just trying to not throw himself into the bonfire out of sheer embarrassment)

#also shoutout to piper mclean bc i think her arc of not believing she is an aphrodite kid bc she doesn’t fit the model for it and having #been teased and made an outcast of sorts kind of jaded her and made her actively rebel against being an aphrodite kid #i just think that is very mike wheeler of her #n then she spends five books learning what love means and what being an aphrodite kid means #again. very mike. to Me #credits to abby bc i said ‘what if mike shows up at chb and he is repressed and gay and immediately gets claimed by iris the rainbow goddess #and she said i see this and raise you aphrodite #and i said oh my fucking god. #anyways might write this. (is opening a google doc) #but we will see. #again like in all actuality i think he is super an athena kid to Me anyway. although i think a pjo/st au is one that is very open to inter #*interpretation #i just think this hc has a little kick to it #before anyone gets MAD and says no that’s STUPID and he would totally be Blah Blah Blah. i don’t want to hear it #byler #mike wheeler #/astro posts #pjo

[starbylers]

Do people not realise that using Vecna tormenting Will about his complicated feelings towards El to make Will out to be a bad person who just hates her is literally exactly what Vecna does lmfao. That’s his whole MO—he digs into the character’s pain and twists things, convinces them their worst thoughts and fears are who they truly are, tries to make them succumb to the black hole of their trauma. He doesn’t reveal some secret dark evil truth in the person, he exploits their internalised suffering and tells them they are an awful person for it. I fear the point of the show went straight over some heads…….

#byler #are we really surprised though? #how did I see someone say ‘Mike’s not gonna find this one easy to forgive…’ lmfao what #Will being a complex character and having negative feelings does Not mean he did something ‘wrong’ that he needs to atone for #in canon he grew and in season 4 we saw how caring and protective he is over El #he’s more than made up for his literal thought crimes in pre-season 2 #and that’s if we’re even taking this as canon which is not confirmed

[mikeslawyer]

#no cause i get this scene #like the ‘i care for you SO much and all’ but like #it reminded me of this LMFAOO #he said ‘lemme be diplomatic and say exactly none of what u want me to’ #mike wheeler #byler #anti midleven

[fagbearentertainment]

Getting fucked up over the animatronics at 3am

Like in the movie they wanna play and make forts dude

That’s what really gets me, the movie humanizing them with that scene, it fucks me up so bad. Like I wanna cry bc they really are just scared angry kids :(

#it’s doubly fucked up in the movie bc #williams manipulating them the whole time #and ​im p sure that he was making them attack abby mike and all the other security guards #with that sound that’d play over the speakers #ya know when their eyes would change color #I say p sure but I’m just positive of that #but ya know #not 100% stated as fact in the movie #but it’s like what the fuck they were just small kids they didn’t deserve this #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers

[eiidolon]

Another thank you to @mkilltra for her never ending love and support and input on my journeys (hockey post) (6/?)

#sorry for all the tz stuff in all of these he’s just a cartoon character to me #actually sorry for also just using the same dudes over and over again but what can I say. I know my guys! #trevor zegras #jamie drysdale #travis konecny #claude giroux #quinn hughes #jeff carter #mike richards #danny briere #nolan patrick #dalsy originals

[chirpsythismorning]

#byler #stranger things #st5 predictions #hellfire club is on a hit list plastered around town with the word hunt surrounding it... #and jason who just gave a huge speech about how hellfire is a cult is now dead... #cool #oh and will byers aka zombie boy who everyone in town knows is gay apparently and whose disappearance jumpstarted these cursed events... #is back in town? #oh they're so fucked #what does intrigue me is that if this is explored at all whether it be blatantly or sub-textually #they're gonna need to establish byler's feelings fairly early on to warrant the town having suspicions about them and then acting on it #but seriously #their entire town is dust #almost everyone has left besides the party and the extremely religious folks who are using jason's words as their driving force... #shit is about to go down #i have a whole post in my drafts about mike being fuuuuuckedd #like there's just too much evidence supporting it #the fact that he is on the hellfire poster #the fact that they make a point to have jason looking for mike and also nancy say that she saw him die in the vision #the fact that the scene at the town hall has both a will and mike lookalike #but the scene with will looking at his lookalike directly as they drive into hawkins but without mike's lookalike present this tie #with the following dialogue literally acknowledging people missing and dying and the shot focusing on mike #the fact that mike has been consistently late at the start of every season #the fact that mike's accompanied by a funeral home fan in his s4 promo pics #the fact that his funkopop looks like it's getting vecna'd #the fact that finn himself joked about mike dying in the opening scene... #oh and my personal favorite #mike: 'how am i gonna survive a whole week without you guys?' #that week ain't over yet folks... #anyways

[deathon1leg]

the absolute bitchiness he’s emanating here is off the charts. the bitchery. the bitchance. the bitchiality. i really admire it

#this has gotta be one of his bitchiest looks of the season #but that’s hard to say because he’s him #mike wheeler #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler i know what you are

[rotisseries]

stranger things textposts you say?

#stranger things #stranger things textposts #byler #ronance #mike wheeler #max mayfield #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #erica sinclair #el hopper #jason carver #yuri ismaylov #mike wheeler sword post for the sword mike wheeler bitches #also I realize that with the bisexual lighting post not only have I implied bi max and lucas but also bi dustin #which is fine just not my usual headcanon #y'know what maybe the interpretation of that one can be that he's saying it to the two bisexuals sitting next to him

[royalarchivist]

It's so wild seeing the official Tazercraft account posting old videos of the boys doing random stuff when they were all teenagers, but it's also sorta sweet seeing Pac, Mike, Cellbit, and Felps all hanging out and being friends, even way back then. :')

#Cellbit #Pactw #Mikethelink #Felps #Tazercraft #Mike #Pac #IT'S REALLY SWEET... #I wonder when they got to know Bagi #it's just so cute seeing them all hanging out #I think that's the first time I've seen what Felps looked like as a teen #If anyone's wondering what they're saying #Cellbit's offering him some coxinha and Pac says he doesn't like it #and then Mike and Felps wander over and they're like ''why are you guys on the ground???'' #It's VERY cute seeing Cellbit's baby laugh when I'm so used to his normal laugh #or well I guess teenage-voice laugh #idk man I'm old. They're all babies to me in this video #Edit: Tumblr PLEASE stop deleting my alt text every time I try and post something with it #Not QSMP but QSMP adjacent so.... #QSMP #for my own sake so I can find it later #IRL #Please feel free to add a transcript / better translation in the replies or reblogs if you'd like! #I'm not a native Portuguese speaker so #if there's ever a translation I'm super iffy on I just won't add it #plus they aren't really saying much. the tags about sum it up

[prfctmxxnlight]

you’re telling me this guy could tell something was wrong with will without even being near him?this guy would spend the night sleeping in a hospital chair just to be by his side, would ignore the chief’s orders and go out looking for him, would go running after him in the rain after they had a fight, this guy cared

and this one can’t even tell there’s something wrong whilst sitting next to him?

mike wheeler what did they do to you?

#mike wheeler i know what you are #poorly written #fuck the duffers #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #stranger things #st4 spoilers #also stop saying that it’s just bc he’s a teen bc lucas dustin and will are also teens and neither of them act like this

[hearts4juzi]

Teens with Daddy issues and guilt pull up

#i wil say i do noooot think this is in character for ness #but i justified it in my brain as if she was with mike she wouldnt get bullied #and then he turned out to be cool #but he was still a bully #and then. bleh #for the actual au i have planned the bite doesnt happen i just wanted to draw them with the :O face #my art #vanessa fnaf #michael afton #transmasc lesbian vs transfem gay DO YOU HEAR ME #fnaf #fnaf au #five nights at freddy's #evan afton #gregory fnaf #blood tw #vanny fnaf #nightguard duo #<- that what we're calling em right? thats what haz called em #doodles #teen nightguards au

[lupon]

Everyone's talking about how El isn't seeking comfort in Mike yet no one is talking about how Mike has never seeked comfort in El

#free him #but he goes to will immediately when hes having problems #because will always knows just what to say to make him feel better #will has always been someone mike can rely on #please duffers let mike cry #byler #mike wheeler #will byers