#and you can pay in cash

[beeduoo]

wonderful

#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭 #ctubbo #michael beloved #ctubbo fanart #Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this #so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her #stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w #hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY #BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS #So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi #ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i #RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!! #I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening #IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever #I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it #lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss.... #I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt #too dead to do al that... #Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye

[somecunttookmyurl]

every time R comes to clean i give her extra money (she asks for £11/h, she gets 11.50-12.50 kind of dependent on my exact change situation but always at least 11.50) and she argues her rate is £11 and tries to give me change and it's like ok minimum wage is 11.44 i literally cannot pay you less than that and at that point you might as well round up to 11.50 but also. i am a white woman hiring a black woman to clean my house. stop asking for slave wages. girl.

#practically every other cleaner is at least 15/h it's why i can afford to hire you in the first place but honey #bestie #look at me #even if i could legally pay you below minimum wage #which as a cash in hand no agency involved situation i totally could there's no paper trail #just like morally i could not do that #it's bad enough i can only pay you *just* above minimum i'm not going under it stop asking me to do that i'm begging

[kuvwrlds]

victoria neuman is a WOMAN KISSER SHE KISSES WOMEN i know this for a FACT

#victoria neuman #genv #the boys #i havent even watched the boys yet #i need her so bad #my good friend mikey posted one (1) edit #and it was so over for me #i tumbled down the vic drain #also can ppl pls write neuman x reader fics i beg #i'll pay you....but in cash...

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

hey guys just doodling the guy again (i am booed offstage)

#death note #l lawliet #bright colors #eyestrain #my art #yeah it’s him again #went to actually draw something but like #eh #might as well draw this guy #i’m projecting my tiredness onto him but is it really projection if he’s also tired? i don’t think so #i would pay cash money to pass out for the next 24 hours dm me and i’ll give you my location and u can bonk me on the head w a bat #genuinely think the lack of sleep has been aggravating a lot of my issues i’ve been weirdly flipping between like #paranoia and weirdly happy and irrational anger and just deeply numb #which actually now that i think about it is exactly what happens every time i don’t sleep enough for long enough #methinks i should sleep more snork mimimi it makes my brain work better #god i want to sleep so bad rn #but i have to do laundry and make 2 pies for other people to consume tomorrow #i plan on decorating the crusts w dicks or smth bc i hate the people it’s going to and they are very conservative religious sorta vibes #but some people there would get a kick out of it (the good ones) #u know i was wondering if i really complain about being tired enough for those anons about sleep and y’know what #i really do #and i will forever #if i’m tired u will know of it and thats because it’s always #maybe i should try that caffeine shit people rave about (<- has not drank energy drinks or sodas or coffees since i was like. 14) #actually i think my heart would give out idk what’s with it but it gets silly sometimes so i don’t think it would like caffeine #or maybe idc who knows #the best solution imo is passing out forever and ever and waking up and hopefully being refreshed or smth

[rosalesbeausderholle]

People would call you communist for this (lol) but the solution for the housing crisis we have all over is to set a minimum and maximum price per square meter that you can rent/sell a place for and that maximum price per meter should be adjusted so that it never exceeds a specific reasonable percentage of local salaries. Also, governments should be tougher on places not being fit to rent. No, you shouldn't be able to rent anything less than 45m² as 'a flat', that's either a room or a storage unit.

#liveblogging my life #the actual communist answer is that we shouldn't have to pay for housing or food at all #and if we want to go on vacation there should be communal resorts that people can stay and do activities in #but since that's utopian and far-fetched #something else that i would do is to implement this same policies for food prices #food prices shouldn't be able to rise padt a certain amount #also each person should only be able to own 2-3 properties max #taking into account both stuff you buy and stuff you inherit #(idk how you factor split inheritances into that but we'd work it out) #and you should only be able to rent out one of them btw #and your rental income is split 50/50 with your local government AFTER taxes #no hoarding that money to yourself you hand some of it over to the community #you shouldn't be able to be a landlord like as a job #it should be like a side hustle that brings you some extra cash a month #but it's not able to buy you a whole house or several #oh there should also be a cap on the number of rental properties per town that are allowed to be rented out to tourists #anyway vote for me

[dkettchen]

not me going to digital tech sector job events and every company rep being like "you can scan our QR code to learn more" and me going "my phone can't do that" and taking a picture of their name instead to google them later like the tech-averse old man that I am

#(phone probably can do it I just refuse to figure out how) #apprenticeship search is going well why do you ask #they don't even have the urls under the QR codes anymore smh #I swear I know how to use a computer and do coding and stuff #I just dislike my phone connecting to the internet and paying with anything other than cash #I'm a normal 26 y/o looking for jobs in data and software stuff I swear #(oh yeah Idr if I posted on here but I'm gonna do a apprenticeship cause media industry can go fuck itself for the time being #I need job that will pay me money that I can rely on so we're becoming like a data analyst or an engineer or smth)

[razzek]

Haha my bad, I have $30 for the rest of the month. 8)

#for real you don't know how bad it is living on social security #and at this time I don't even have the skills to apply for part time work #which I will be immediately rejected for because algorithms hate disabled people #not that I can do the heavy lifting or man the cash register that is the bare bones requirement of entry level work #boy this BA in special education and most of an MA sure were worth the time huh? #anyway let me know how you're surviving on $950 a month if you're about to say I'm just bad at money #you have to have money to be bad at it first 8) #razz rambles #trying to pay down $2.5k credit debt when you have to keep using your credit card to live really sucks

[minorfamilysupremacy]

since i'm kind of (??) back into writing and vaguely/crossly prodding at a chapter ten of SPH, i am posting a snippet of a different project for wip wednesday.

this is an insanely, insanely long-gestating co-writing project between @kissporsche and me, which has been plotted and replotted so many times the messages about it likely exceed the word count of war and peace. it's a role reversal/loosely reverse safehouse fantasy au of fae pete/human vegas. i feel intensely passionate about it, which does not prevent me from setting it down from months on end and not looking at it. (i am a nightmare of a co-writer.)

i would love to finish this fic, if i can pummel my brain into submission and learn how to be a functional human being. until then, please enjoy a very tiny bit of vegas in a collar.

‘I do wish I didn’t need to do that,’ said Pete. There was a thin gold chain in his hands, and he pulled Vegas nearer with it. ‘But some of you get so difficult that I have no other choice.’

Vegas struggled futilely against the bonds. It only drew his wrists tight against each other. He swallowed and felt the ugly weight of the collar. ‘What the hell do you want with me?’

Pete studied him. ‘I don’t know yet. I haven’t decided.’

‘Kill me, then,’ Vegas spat. ‘We both know I won’t leave here alive.’

The chain dangled limp in Pete’s hand as he stood. He hooked his finger under Vegas’ collar, bringing their faces so close Vegas could feel the whisper of his breath. ‘It’s awfully rude for a guest to make demands like this.’

He yanked on the chain, and Vegas stumbled and fell to his knees. His palms scraped against the wood floor. The chain glowed warm and inviting in front of him, taunting him to try and snap it. He couldn’t make his own hands move.

‘We were having a lovely time,’ Pete said. ‘Please don’t ruin it.’ He took Vegas’ chin in his hand and forced Vegas to look up at him. There was the ghost of a smile playing on his lips.

‘If you want to break me, you’ll have to do better than that,’ said Vegas. He jerked away from Pete’s touch. ‘And if you’re so inclined to touch me, put your hand around my throat. Just try to make it count this time.’

Pete just gave him that same inscrutable look. ‘You’re like a rabbit, aren’t you?’ he said. ‘Nervous and greedy and impatient. You have to keep moving. What happens when you stop?’ He rubbed a lock of Vegas’ hair between his finger and thumb. ‘It’s no matter, of course. You won’t die here. It isn’t your choice.’

#vegaspete #my wips #idk why i am posting this!!! #i want to finish this fic so badly but it is like pulling teeth out with arthritic fingers #i will pay you cash money if you can fix my brain and make me productive

[juliusthedressmaker]

As much as I love the attention...

Can you all please stop asking me about my dick and sending me extremely horny, explicit asks? I have never even sent a dick pic in my life, you know? Go ahead and ask any of my crew if you do not believe me!! For fucks sake, I've never even measured it - why would I?! That is one thing I'm not insecure about at all and find it stupid anyone even does so! So asking me the measurements of my size..? I could not even give you an answer if I wanted!! I was kind enough to indulge you all in an estimate with my hands some time ago, that's all you get!! I love to answer my fans questions, you know? But 75% of what I get asked is about my dick or beyond degenerate questions of my sex life, or what you want me to do to you! I am a married man! And I am not a man whore like Killian!!! Send your horny asks to him if you must, you know??

Here, all I will say is the following, and this is to make you all shush once and for all! Enjoy because I won't elaborate. Bother @killianlynch, he might actually answer but he is very busy 24/7 so don't expect it!

Nsfw below, 18+ interaction only allowed!!! >:u

Yes, I am extremely kinky.

Yes, my relationship with Killian is a full time dom/sub dynamic

I've only had proper sex with a total of four people in my entire life.

No, I will never fuck a woman again. My ex wife, Emily, is the only one I did and ever will.

I'm a cisman, MPREG...? WHAT THE FUCK?!

Yeah, I have 'special horny time'

No, I don't wish to further elaborate as it in any way.

As far as my dick: I have a massive demon cock.

Yes, I engage in sexual activity with Killian extremely often. I am an incubus and so is he, what the fuck do you expect?!

No, I do not have any limit to how long I can go at it. Again, I AM A SEX DEMON.

Anything else? Use your imagination! >:u

There! Are you fucking happy now?!?!

:)<3

#julius the dressmaker #//ooc: in all seriousness why are y'all so obsessed with his man parts? #//i sketch and illustrateb it plenty #//and you can commission me through PayPal or cash app for specific stuff spicy stuff #//if you're really that curious you know you can pay $5 a month for discord access to see both his and Killian's man parts right? #//and them getting it on #//also $5 a month gets you access to spicy writing of them having spicy time #hellcrew18+ #rp blog #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta roleplay #killian lynch #julius doherty #//rp blog

[mildmayfoxe]

hahaha hey you guys guess what. you'll never believe it. got the guy who's in charge of my fraud case on the phone and he was like "who'd you give one-time security codes to yesterday" and i was like "the guy who called me from the fraud department after they noticed a weird login in florida??" and he was like "that was the fuckin hacker. you got got. IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!" i handed my entire savings over to a fucking guy on the phone on a silver platter. like some kind of fuckin rube. bro

#IT IS OK THOUGH I HAVE BEEN SORTING IT OUT #account is LOCKED DOWN! card is DELETED! fraud paperwork has been FILED! i have requested a fraud alert AND credit freeze #from the NATIONAL CREDIT BUREAU! #a friend of mine is taking me to MAINE next saturday to go to the BANK! i sent an email to my landlord asking if i can pay rent by CHECK! #i went to my other bank and deposited my BONDS! so i have some MONEY! to pay RENT! #i also got a new debit card from them. and made sure i could use my old checks. #i also bought some STAMPS while i was out and a BIRTHDAY PRESENT for a FRIEND #now i am going to start switching over some auto deposits #so when i get my paycheck on tuesday i will actually get it. #i feel so STUPID but i think i have done all i can to fix this. i am feeling better about it #by next weekend i will have my money again. it's all fine #and hopefully next time i will not get got so easily. lol. #anyway dont get got by people pretending to be your bank i guess. i did think it was weird how many questions they asked but.. #they ALWAYS ask lots of questions at the bank!!!!! #i got a text message FROM the bank saying they would be calling me soon and then the next call was from the scammer #and then like a half hour later got one from the bank and was confused bc they'd just 'called me' #anyway. it'll be fine. scary for a while but at least i have things i can do to make it better. it's all good #genuinely feeling like i ought to take out like a thousand bucks cash and keep it in my desk to replace my bonds tho tbh hahah #just in case something like this happens again. you never know. what would i have done if i DIDNT have those yknow #ok thank u all for being along on this journey with me

[princesscallyie]

Me when I'm listening to the most stupidest story about my mom giving my brother $1500 for a down payment for a 2nd car while his in the shop for a deer hitting him and him losing the nonrefundable $1500 cause he drove 2 hours away to a scummy dealership and he didn't get approve for enough credit from the bank

#like... idk maybe cause I don't have a son but does anyone else have experience with a mom acting delulu for their son??? #like... 1st she paid $17k for the brand new 2022 which he traded in behind her back so he can get a 'fast car' #he got in an accident in the fast car mom put the parts to repair on her credit cards #since now the fast car wasnt pretty any more with mixmatch parts he traded in that car for a lexus for payments #which is dumb cause the whole excuse on why he traded in the 2022 cause he didn't want payments #he hit a deer with the lexus and i guess he thought they was gonna total the car cause he was already looking for a new one #but they gonna fix the lexus but he still went to try to get that car... #and that lady just agreed to it... #he owes her thousands of dollars... #she keeps on saying 'oh well he got a new job making $17 an hour and plus he's working a part time he's gonna pay me back #he's been saying that since he traded the 2022 and he barely paid you anything... #like why are you enabling his impulse purchasing??? #he thinks these cars are like toys or something and you just letting him use your cash and credit like that... #then she's like... 'well I would do the same for us' referring to us other daughters #but like... we're not idiots that would purposely put you in these situations... #why on earth does he need a 2nd car??? he only making $17 an hour plus a part time job??? you live at home??? why did you agree to this??? #just tell him no for once???? #idk I feel like I'm going crazy or am I just super stingy with my money and credit score? #callyie chat

[clochanamarc]

i need to vent in the tags abt the housemate, and i need to find a new word for this person bc "mate" is much too friendly rn.

#( OUT OF SOULS. ) #vent tw #rant tw #negativity tw #( so ) #( we all get paid the exact same amount here ) #( like our bosses divide the hours so the full-time staffers earn the same amount each month ) #( and tomorrow it's my birthday so we planned to go out for sushi ) #( last night on the way home from work ) #( he tells me: 'you'll have to cover for me on thursday.' ) #( me: you mean you can't go? ) #( be aware that i said that as firmly as i can manage ) #( and he goes: 'no no i can go but i need you to pay for me.' ) #( 1) we both earn the same amount of cash ) #( 2) he doesn't like sushi. he keeps acting like a fucking martyr over the sushi. ) #( 3) it's my birthday dinner ) #( 4) he's a grown ass man. he's 36 years old. ) #( 5) this is NOT the first time i've given him money ) #( and 6) in the next four months we have weeks off work ) #( i got so stressed last night and panicked that i didn't sleep. ) #( idek what to do anymore. )

[strwberriehore]

I need to pay my phone and internet bill

Please help

My cashapp is $tabbiecatbb

Venmo sunflwrs111

Zelle [email protected]

#help plz #donate to my venmo #donate if you can #please donate #donations #cashapp paypal money cash cashappfriday venmo bitcoin cashappflip cashappme flipcash explorepage follow cashappgiveaway love zelle californi #cashapp #venmo me #venmo #venmo donations #dm for venmo #venmoaccepted #venmo app #pay with venmo #ask for my venmo #i have venmo #money #zelle pay #zelle

[alienaiver]

please you're hanging out at allen's place having a sleep-over but he's too cheap to turn on the heat so you insist on cuddling under his covers and he is so stiff, so nervous and the man is blushing down to his ass. when you sneak a hand under his shirt to tease him and let him feel their astoundingly cold temperature you expect him to screech and reprimand you but instead he stiffens impossibly further, making you pull away to check if he's okay and if you've crossed a line. he smiles awkwardly and tries to mirror you with hands on you. you furrow your brows and asks again if he's okay. "i promise! its just..." he trails off, pointedly looking away from you. "just what?" you ask, afraid you actually might've hurt your crush and friend. he chuckles before he faces you head-on, "i'm not used to physical contact.. but it's nice, being this close with you."

you know that admittance hasnt come freely or easily so you spare him the embarassment by simply smiling and repositioning your hands on his waist with a reassuring squeeze, "then relax, i like being close to you too, you know."

he's no less stiffer than he was before because now you've cuddled up with your face hidden in his neck. he can feel your soft breath directly on his skin and he mentally apologizes for the way he's judged bak for getting hives. he thinks he might get them soon, too.

#allen: YA THINK IM MADE OF CASH DO YA? i aint paying when i can just put on an extra SHIRT 😤 #him five minutes later catching you in his cardigan: 😳😳😳😳😳😳 #im on a sleeping pill due to my chronic pain so this might make no sense. if it doesnt yes it does pretend so <3 #im kissing him in my mind rn #nohr.headcanons #nohr.dgm #allen walker x reader #dgm x reader #YES im putting these in the tags even tho its BLURPS. theyre empty save three of us im just providing a meal. an appetizer from the size

[torsamors]

said it before i’ll say it again i fucking hate rich ppl

#the girl hasnt paid me back and when i was like hey im low on cash and funds maybe we can call it even after last night’s dinner bc she #offered to pay and have us venmo and she got SO pissy and was like ‘well what abt this OTHER time blah blah blah’ #like girl i think working out the math YOU still owe ME money i was trying to be nice #watch her do the math and realize and change her tune lol

[mantisgodsart]

Small sketch dump of some ideas from Humans-B-Gone's discord. Sophodra's second job (at the catgirl cafe) and Grandma Vi Who Changes Her Name Every Other Week And Teaches The Young Flies How To Make Napalm At Home (parents hate her but she is ungodly difficult to track down after the bee equivalent of fifty years running from the ants)

#humans b gone #bug fables #sophodra #vi #sketch #our art #we'll be honest with you. there's no fucking way humans b gone vi has done ANYTHING legal in the past century #the second they outlaw her species she goes completely off the fucking rails #probably grieves her hive and is wracked with horrible guilt for like a decade #before she goes “wait a minute. i fucking hated those guys. this is fine actually im better off like this” and goes on with her life #sophodras just getting extra cash at the catgirl cafe so she can afford to feed her gubs. you can pet her but she'll hate it #she thinks this whole ordeal is below her but they pay the equivalent of $22 an hour so shes putting up with it #she has a collection of fun & traumatizing cat facts if u ask. shes not supposed to but she has em