#andrew carter

[fireinthefireproofvault]

Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...

• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs

• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show

• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold

• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe

• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass

• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily

• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough

#hogan's heroes #60s television #colonel hogan #robert hogan #wilhelm klink #louis lebeau #andrew carter #peter newkirk #james kinchloe #sergeant schultz #hans schultz

[benevolenterrancy]

@pazithigallifreya a fine lookin' fellow!

#sculpt me like one of your french saboteurs #hogan's heroes #klink #wilhelm klink #colonel klink #lebeau #louis lebeau #corporal lebeau #kinch #james kinchloe #sergeant kinchloe #andrew carter #sergeant carter #newkirk #peter newkirk #corporal newkirk #my art #gradually returning to art doodles now that i've begun to exhaust the desperate need to write that gripped me this past month #they could get up to some calvin snowgoons level shenanigans

[nessaadraws]

Them ✨

#hogans heroes #peter newkirk #andrew carter #robert hogan #louis lebeau #james kinchloe #richard baker #fanart #my art #digital art #procreate #60s television

[someguywriting]

#hogans heroes #sergeant carter #andrew carter #robert hogan #colonel hogan #louie lebeau #ivan kinchloe #peter newkirk #bunny!!

[beej-machinations]

🌹 and a short king 🌹

#hogan's heroes #louis lebeau #james kinchloe #andrew carter #robert hogan #peter newkirk #ogmachinations

[spacemanxpaninis]

I’ve thought about this a lot & sometime over the years here made this post, but it was on a blog that got deleted so I’m doing it again! I always think about what D&D class the Stalag 13 crew would play as & maybe someday will write a full fic of them playing but for now here we go!

The Hogan’s Heroes Cast’s DnD Characters

Hogan- Human fighter, no need to worry about all that fancy stuff. Almost went paladin but he’s not out for the glory or exactly in the market to become the party tank. Still pulls risky moves to save the others, though.

Newkirk- Elf rogue one hundred percent. He considers being a bard but just goes with a rogue really good at disguises so he can break into places for the party instead of having to worry about giving inspiration at the right time.

Carter- Knows more than anything he wants to be a wizard to be able to cast fireball, but isn’t sure what race he wants to be until he learns he can also be a literal fire genasi. Somebody stop him. Except don’t actually, his character usually ends up doing the most damage. Boom!

Kinch- Goes for artificer and the others end up envying his armor and subsequently amazing AC. Plays a gnome and has fun doing a voice for his character. He and Carter are the only ones that take the roleplay that seriously unless an attractive NPC comes along. His character should be the tank but all the others always rush in first so it’s more like cleaning up their mess.

Lebeau- The others insist he play a halfling and after chewing them out he goes elf instead just to prove a point. Goes for cleric so they’ll have some healing, duh! His character acts like the others are unrefined, but occasionally turns around and goes absolutely feral in battle.

Klink- Thinks his character is going to be the smooth one like Newkirk isn’t sitting right there. Makes a Tiefling Rogue based on the ‘handsome devil’ concept but doesn’t build/play him that stealthy, trying for a more swashbuckling approach. It doesn’t usually work.

Schultz- Has no idea what he’s doing, accidentally creates the party cinnamon roll everyone wants to protect because he’s the nicest to the NPCs out of fear. Thinks being a wizard sounds fun so his character is a little halfling in the classic pointy, starred wizard hat. Halfling because he’s tired of the size jokes, thank you very much!

#hogan's heroes #stalag 13 #dnd #robert hogan #peter newkirk #andrew carter #james kinchloe #louis lebeau #fandom #text post

[incorrect-stalag-13]

LeBeau: I was not expecting that to go as well as it did.

Newkirk: You and me both, I was sure that at the very least, we were going to have to switch to plan B at some point.

Carter: ….Is it weird that I’m feeling even more tense now?

Hogan: No, I am too. That went way too smoothly.

#source: unknown #Hogan’s Heroes #Louis LeBeau #andrew carter #peter newkirk #colonel hogan #robert hogan

[i-see-nothing]

Saw someone do this with Hogan, but I just had to do it for the rest of the Heroes, too lol

#hogan's heroes #andrew carter #peter newkirk #james kinchloe #louis lebeau #richard baker #barbie meme #idk why i went with the randomly generated ones instead of personalized ones #maybe i'll do personalized ones tomorrow if i have free time #i'm swamped though #so we'll see

[whatisthismandoinghere]

Currently sobbing over this clip I caught while rewatching "That's No Lady That's My Spy" (from the beginning where they're being shot at) because IT LOOKS LIKE HOGAN AND (to a lesser extent) NEWKIRK ARE TRYING TO SHIELD CARTER FROM THE GUNFIRE 😭

#i can't right now 😭 #it's the little details for me #also apologies for the quality #i tried to brighten it a little while editing #hogan's heroes #robert hogan #peter newkirk #andrew carter

[andietries]

The episode in which Newkirk and Carter dress as an old married couple is just amazing

#it’s going to live in my head for a while #peter newkirk #andrew carter #hogan’s heroes #ein käfig voller helden #I shipped them already but damm

[theoceansbeyond]

Carter the “Kraut”

#hogan’s heroes #technical sergeant andrew carter #andrew carter #sgt carter #wwii fan art #wwii #usaaf

[fireinthefireproofvault]

I love that URL references one of the many, many classic lines from the show that lives rent-free in my brain and makes me grin like a fool when I think of it.

RIGHT??? I wanted to reserve it so bad and I was so happy no one had taken it. One of my all-time favorite quotes along with my blog header! Another legend is “You fool! I told you not to listen to me unless I tell you to!”

Hogan’s Heroes and M*A*S*H have the best lines EVERRRRR 😎😂

#hogan's heroes #quotes #hogan’s heroes quotes #m*a*s*h #wilhelm klink #andrew carter #ask #rose-of-pollux #moots

[benevolenterrancy]

@frau-wilhelm-klink suggested a pile of sleeping heroes + schultz a while back, and i've finally cycled back to it!

#hogan's heroes #robert hogan #colonel hogan #schultz #kinch #lebeau #newkirk #carter #louis lebeau #corporal lebeau #peter newkirk #corporal newkirk #andrew carter #sergeant carter #james kinchloe #sergeant kinchloe #sergeant schultz #hans schultz #man if it isn't a pain trying to shove that many bodies together in a way that doesn't look completely ridiculous

[nessaadraws]

*holds gently*

#hogans heroes #peter newkirk #andrew carter #fanart #my art #digital art #procreate #60s television

[someguywriting]

What a pretty lady!

#andrew carter #Hogan's Heroes #peter newkirk

[beej-machinations]

Day 11 Prompt:

"You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray"

LISTER: Looks exactly the same to me. RIMMER: No. No, no, no. That’s the new Military Gray bit there, and that’s the dowdy, old, nasty Ocean Gray bit there.

Hogan's Heroes - s4e8 - Color the Luftwaffe Red Red Dwarf - s1e6 - Me²

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Some web weaving inspired by @whatisthismandoinghere's challenge, Cruel Summer at Stalag 13!

prompt list here

my other submissions for this challenge

below: Bonus Carter! (channeling Hawkeye)

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LUFTWAFFE OFFICER: Paint it the regulation color! LUFTWAFFE OFFICER: Well? What color is used in military buildings?

#hogan's heroes #red dwarf #other crossovers #peter newkirk #andrew carter #web weaving #de joke vu #parallels #gif warning #i wanted to wedge Frank's rock whitewashing in there too but it's long enough as is #cruel summer at stalag 13 #ogmachinations #machspeaks