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🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?
From In the Midnight Hour:
Robb said something, but Arya was distracted by a notification on her phone. Lommy and Hot Pie coming over with friends in an hour. Up for some Cards Against Humanity?
You bet your sweet ass I'm up for it.
My sweet ass, eh? This reminds me we still have that strip poker night to plan.
If we do that, I want Dany and Missy to come too. I can't be the only girl in the bunch forced to cringe at your beer bellies when we kick your ass at the game.
I don't have a beer belly. I work out, I have a six-pack.
A "six-pack" still counts as a "beer" belly, you stupid bull.
After a jape that bad, I'm never talking to you again.
🙋♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?
Yeah, many people do actually, as I don't exactly treat it as a secret. Whether they have access to my fics or not, though, is a completely different matter...
🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?
Playground Love, definitely.
🧐 Do you spend much time researching for your stories?
It depends on the story lol. As much time as needed.
🏆 What's your most popular fic?
I think it might be Stormborn and the Black Dread.
🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?
I do outline the main events but also leave space for improvisation.
Thanks for the ask!
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“I’m only here to establish an alibi.”
Brittany blinked several times at the woman who’d barged into her dorm room, panting, and slammed herself against the door, holding it shut against god-knew-what.
“E-excuse me?” She stuttered, closing her laptop with a snap and standing up quickly.
The woman turned, testing the handle to make sure it was locked, and sauntered across the room, collapsing onto Brittany’s bed with a sigh.
“My roommate. I heard up from up the stair well, and I need to be gone once she gets into our room.”
Brittany blinked again slowly, trying to process this new bit of information, sliding back into her chair. “B-but, this is my room.”
Santana, Brittany remembered her name was Santana because she saw her name on the whiteboard on her door and she’d thought it was a beautiful name, waved her hand dismissively.
“Yeah, but Courtney was being an ass, and I pinned up every single pair of her underwear up around the dorm. Like, every single one. And their were like seventy pairs if you can believe it. It’s a dick move, I know, but she’s a massive homophobe, so I knew that you wouldn’t mind if I hid out here.”
Brittany could feel the heat rising in her cheeks. She’d never so much as spoken two words to Santana, even though she’d seen ever almost every day since the beginning of the semester. They didn’t share any classes, and Brittany was pretty sure that Santana was pre-med, but they’d see each other in the hallway, or in the showers, and Brittany was sure she was probably one of the most beautiful people she’d ever seen. Which meant that every time Brittany wanted to talk to her, or wanted to say something, she found her tongue getting tied, and then the moment was gone. It wasn’t the most efficient way to hit on a woman, but she’d tried to remain optimistic. Now, she was here, in her dorm room, looking a little harried and as beautiful as ever, and her mouth felt like it was full of marbles.
“I-i wouldn’t mind?”
Not Brittany’s best moment, but she was still trying to make things make sense.
“Yeah, right?” Santana sat up, leaning over Brittany (who simultaneously tried to not breathe in too much, so she wouldn’t seem like a creep, and not breathe in too little, because she wanted to remember this fragrance forever), grabbed the bisexual flag that was sticking out of the mug on Brittany’s desk, surrounded by pens. “Or did somebody give this to you in a fit of hopefulness?”
Brittany tried not to be dazzled by Santana waving the flag languidly in her face. “Um, no, that’s me, yeah, I’m, yeah, I’m bi.”
“And I’m full on lesbian, which means Courtney, that massive bitch, hates my guts. I haven’t even been able to get my swerve on in our room because she vag blocks me at every turn. It’s fucking annoying.”
With that she whipped the flag around a little more viciously.
“Oh yeah, I can imagine.” Brittany said noncommittally.
Santana stopped whipping the flag and turned her attention back to Brittany, who was looking at her with round eyes. Brittany burned under the stare, and tried her best to look normal. Whatever that meant.
“I’ve seen you around.” Santana said, narrowing her eyes.
Brittany tried to shrug nonchalantly, but she wasn’t sure she pulled it off. “Yeah, I live two doors down from you, so I’ve been around.”
Santana’s eyebrows quirked. “How do you know where my room is?”
There was a panic in Brittany, and she panicked. “It’s just that-, I saw you-, we are-, there’s only one-”
She stopped abruptly when she realized that Santana was laughing. They were big heaving laughs as she fell back on the bed, holding her sides.
“It’s not really that funny.” Brittany said quietly, rolling her eyes.
“Oh man, your face though. You’d think I’d caught you in something.” She sobered quickly. “Wait, have you been stalking me?”
“No!” Brittany said. “I just have noticed you, that’s all.”
Santana’s voice took on a smokier quality. “Brittany, right?”
Brittany swallowed. “Y-yeah.”
“I’m sorry then that we haven’t been properly introduced. Santana Lopez, at your service.” Santana held out her hand, which Brittany shook daintily.
“N-nice to meet you.”
“Are you always such a delicate flower, Brittany?”
“Me? No way. I mean, you did just burst into my room unannounced in search of someone to alibi you.”
“True, I guess. It would have thrown anybody for a loop.”
“And now, since you’re in my room and asking for a favor, I get to ask for one in return.” It was Brittany’s turn to deepen her voice, and she watched Santana swallow.
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
There was a moment where neither of them said anything, but the atmosphere in the room changed starkly.
Brittany could nearly feel Santana’s breath on her when she spoke again.
“And what’s the favor I can help you with, Britt?”
The nickname came from nowhere, but it made Brittany’s toes tingle. She forced aside all of her other thoughts, and focused on keeping her breathing steady.
“You’re just really, really…”
“Yeah, Britt?”
There was a hitch in Santana’s voice, and Brittany looked down from her eyes to her lips and back again.
“Really, really…”
Santana leaned in and Brittany looked down to her lips again.
“Yeah?”
“Really good at biology, and I’m thinking that I might fail, and I’d love a tutor.”
Now it was Santana’s turn to blink blankly.
“Huh?”
“Biology, right? Cause you’re pre-med, and I’m studying math, and I love math, but it’s nothing like biology, and I’m super lost.”
“That-that’s not what I thought you were going to say.”
“SANTANA LOPEZ, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.” The voice in the hall was screaming, and Brittany could almost feel her desk vibrate from the sound.
“You know what? That’s a great idea. Let’s get started now, have you got your biology book now?” Santana said, quickly hopping off of the bed, and at the same time closer to Brittany.
Brittany smiled softly. “It’s right here.”
She was happy to see Santana return the smile. “Perfect, let’s get started.” She hesitated. “And, thanks, Brittany.”
“No problem. And the next time you need an alibi, just ask.”
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🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?
There’s a scene in “When you least expect it” where Jon and Grey are talking video games and they bring up Mega Man 2 and Dany pipes in that she beat it without using the other suits and Jon and Grey are in awe that one she did the damn near impossible and two her older brothers never helped her with the codes etc. It’s more gamer nostalgic humor that makes me laugh because as an adult reminiscing about the insanely hard ass games on Nintendo and Sega that if you didn’t have access to the Nintendo magazine you were screwed and I’ve had other gamers read that scene and laugh/cry at the pain of those old games. Plus I was Dany, never knew about the different suits and almost beat the game in the regular blue suits, I laugh in agony thinking about the hand cramps and hours I spent memorizing the board to beat that damn game lol
😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?
No, at least I don’t think I’ve done it lol.
⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?
Yup, multiple times. There are several Jonerys fics (The Doctor Who AU, The Dany is his swim coach AU, The Black Panther/GoT crossover, holiday one-shots, post apoloyptic mad max one), The sequel to my HP WIP fic, A Star trek Kelvin/Discovery crossover fic. I don’t like to say they are scrapped they’re just waiting in the wings if I ever get around to finishing them.
🍆 Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what's your most popular nsfw fic?
I wish I could write spicy stuff, but my stuff is mild at the most. If I ever get OIAL edited theres a moderately spicy scenes in that but straight fire spice? I wish I was that talented lol
🌞 Do you have a preferred time of day to write?
Random times, whenever inspiration hits I try to write right after that, which leads to stacks of notes and voice memos of scenes.
💖 What made you start writing?
I’ve always written original short stories, they were big on us writing when I was in grade school so I have composition books from 2nd grade filled with random short stories. I still do but I got into fanfiction writing before I knew what it was when I was 10? I wrote a short story to a Pippi Longstocking book and then I got fully into fanfiction when there was a gap between Book 4 and Book 5 of Harry Potter and started writing after Book 6 came out.
❌ What's a trope you will never write?
Slavery AU,
Granted slavery exist in GoT, the one time I wrote about it was in the GoT/Black Panther crossover and it was a way for me to deal with the dirty way D&D did to Missandei, Greyworm, Unsullied and the Dothraki.
Thanks for the asks, this one took me awhile, had to really think about my answers.
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