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heyitsyn · 3 years

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Keeping Up With Seijoh Pt. 10

a/n: based on this post uwu

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LOOOK I LOVE THIS SCENE LIKE I CAN GO ON A RANT OF HOW IMPORTANT THIS SCENE IS LIKE SKDJSLDKKSSM

okay so

yuhhhhhh

the way this is set up is basically seijoh simping for you

also they have their own separate gc just for them bc they dont want you to see them just simping for you

even tho oiks ltr does that everyday

but hes not ready for that conversation

there was a few times that you were kinda curious as to what was in the chat

but they would click off and they would blush before diverting you to a different conversation

this might sound hella weird and creepy

idk bout yall but i think its cute that they take random pictures of you doing the sinplest things

this all started bc of one picture

from baby aki-kun

so basically you stayed behind with kunimi during monday to just study and you sat in front of him while sharing his desk

babie took a pic of you just studying and he sent it to the gc with no context

its a known fact that seijoh doesnt practice during mondays so they were all doing something out of school

but they were all missing you so seeing you with kunimi fueled jealousy in everyone

even kyo

oikawa blew up in the chat and was keyboard smashing

the others were just teasing him like hes lucky youre with him

but behind the screen, they were blushing and red and envious and AAAAA

thus spurred on some sort of competition

like they would send the chat pictures of you like 'hA TAKE THAT SHES WITH ME'

unbeknowst to you, these boys have folders of just cute candid pics of you

oikawas insta is filled of you and his snap is full of you in his story and his tiktok is full of screaming simp rants about you

the tiktok comments are all like,

‘IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!’

‘OIKAWA-SAN SHES ADORABLE’

‘BACK🤺OFF🤺OIKAWA🤺I🤺CALLED🤺DIBS🤺ON🤺HER🤺FIRST🤺‘

random ones like him doing a day in my life type of vids and you appearing and everyone can just see the small blush on his face and the bashful yet happy smile on his lips

its really adorable

but the real ones know that shes been appearing in his insta since day 1

moilk.bread.1

thats practically your account now

welll,,,

its more of a fan account for you and a lot of people from aoba johsai follow that account since you dont have an official one yet so they all simp for you there

the pictures were all from everyone like the boyz group chat was a haven for your candids

you did think it was strange that the boys would constantly ask to take pictures with you and everyone was just trying to get a pic to have aesthetic couple pics w you

and they would put it as their wallpaper or lockscreen

IMAGINE THE BLUSH THEY WOULD GET WHEN COMPLETE STRANGERS WOULD ASK THEM IF THATS THEIR GIRLFRIEND

oooo i mentioned this in the post too that iwa and you went to the gym and you guys took a mirror pic

after, you didnt really like the gym bc its just hard yanno?

iwa went back and while he was setting up his weights and equipments, his gym buddy noticed his phone light up causing your picture to show up

'oh? is that your girlfriend, iwaizumi?'

duh he doesnt have a girlfriend so he was like 🤨 until he saw his phone

the lockscreen was blaringly bright and your 'couple pic' was showing with the notifications

totally not oikawa blowing up their group chat bc he was with you

ofc babie hajime got all flustered and he blushed before shaking his head

'n-no'

he mumbled and his buddy laughed before clapping his back

'well, you obviously like her so do somethinf about it before someone does'

dont you think he doesnt know that?

also with mattsun!

this mans works in a cute cafe that this old granny owns and this thought has been living in my head rent free

and he was working during the weekend at the cafe

there were other people there but granny loves him bc hes been working there sibce he was like 15 and she took care of him a lot

he was like a grandson

so while he was serving, this granny was manning the cashier and checking people out

issei's phone was there on the table behind the counter and it started glowing at the indication of the messages being received

'have a nice day-oh!'

she noticed it right there and she saw the picture on his lockscreen

you were probably being carried by him due to your levelness with his height and you were kissing his cheek while issei smiled brightly

that was a picture you both took during an outing at the mall and the sunset behind you was just perfect to take a picture in

poor granny was like 'oop dont look at the messages' so she turned it over to not go to his privacy

there again you were

it was a polaroid of you two and he was backhugging you at school

hint? 👀

askldfjlsdkf

she knew issei was a very handsome young man so there shouldnt have been a surprise that he would be dating someone

can we name this granny?

granny inko lol

okay so granny inko saw issei coming over to rest the serving board thing and she beckoned him over

mattsun nodded and leaned over the counter to see what she wanted only to be greeted with a flick to the forehead

‘oW what was that for?’

he whined while holding the spot

granny inko tutted disapprovingly before crossing her arms

‘youve been working all week this week when you could’ve taken time off to spend it with your pretty lady. is this how men are nowadays? didn’t i teach you right to treat women properly?’

duh baby mattsun was confused like O_O

‘wha?’

his dumb question made her grab the phone and place it on the counter in front of him

‘your girlfriend, child. women need attention constantly and as much as you want that money, is it worth losing that smile full of happiness?’

okay stop it granny im getting emotional

more like disagreeing bc that wouldnt put food on the table BUT ANYWAYS

baby issei was surprisingly embarassed and scratched his neck

‘um,, baa-chan,,,,, she’s not my girlfriend’

he flustered and gave her an awkward smile

granny inko shot him a confused look and tapped the phone

‘well, she looks like she is. and if not, better hurry your move, boy. girls that make men happy like that only comes as rare as a good scratch ticket’

LMAO

i do not encourage gambling so please save your money kids

you know what

these boys do that just to actually feel like it

okay thats confusing so imma explain it in greater detail

whenever someone mistakes you as their girlfriend, it makes them feel like you are for that split second and its just an addicting feeling

its like what if you were their girlfriend?

i mean, youre already the whole team’s girlfriend but theyre greedy brats and just want you for themselves

ohohohohoh

kyo!!

kyo def has a selfie of you both with the doggie filter but it was actually you who took it while he was just staring at you in the background

that was his lockscreen for like the rest of his high school career

lol

anyways!!

he was actually in a fight and during it, his phone fell off to the ground and conveniently oikawa messaged causing it to light up

one of the thugs had their hands gripping kyo’s collar and was pushing him against the wall while the others were surrounding them

they saw the phone flash and kyo cursed at the terrible timing and he made a mental note on killing oikawa later

a guy picked it up and he smirked, seeing the pretty smile of a pretty girl

‘heh? whats this?’

kyotani pushed the guy who was holding him but other two surged towards him and held him tighter

their leader snatched the device and chuckled

‘oh. its that bitch from his school. what is it’

he snaps his fingers as he tries to remember before stopping

‘aha! l/n y/n!’

kyo growled

‘shut up!’

the guy grinned at him and tapped the phone against kyo’s chin

‘oh yea. i heard shes a cutie. most people here know her, kid. now we know shes connected to you and guess what. you cross us again, she’ll take your place as you are right now. orrrr, we can,,, use her as our pet. thats how she is in your team, right? so let us have a turn. maybe we can send you a pic, hm?’

yea no that wasnt happening

kyotani easily beat those people up after because even just saying that unleashes power he didnt know he had

‘bastard. youre lucky this is just a warning. you touch her and i will kill you’

he landed one last kick on the guy’s face before taking the phone and leaving

now he has to figure out how to hide the bruises

you fussed later and he didnt tell you the reason instead just saying they said something that made him angry

nah

you were a person he didnt want to disappoint and he knows how much it hurts you to see him in that state

that was one of the things he hated but loved at the same time

you were such an empath that you would treat him and wince as if you were the one feeling the pain instead of him

and it made him feel special

you were one of the few things he holds close and he would be damned if anything happened to you because of him

the group chat was actually just blowing up with more screaming and the third years yelling at each other with the first years just casually reading the texts

they were used to the arguments within the team and you would remain so naive with the whole thing

kunimi is the type to keep silent and he didnt really care about anyone getting angry if you were spending time with him

but he does get annoyed if you were with kindaichi because you three were a package lol

like when kindaichi and you were at the arcade, this kid walked all the way there just because he didnt want kindaichi to hog you to himself

duh you thought this was adorable and endearing bc they wanted to hang out w you

no LUV theyre greedy brats who gets jealous over yOU

so like i mentioned before that you and makki would walk over to the bakery and you guys would buy food there and such

and its also canon in here that makki only shares his food with you and no one else lol

why?

because when you eat the puffs, you put one in each cheek and it makes you look so adorable like a squirrel

sorry but squirrels are so cute like AAAAA

makki takes so many pictures of you and a lot are surprise shots where your eyes would be wide with cheeks full of food

aaaaa so cute

like you and makki sat down on a bench in the park across the bakery and you excitedly dug in to your own treat

makki chuckled at your excitement but he placed his hand on you arm to stop you

‘y/n-chan. say aaa’

you lit up and let him put the puff in your mouth and thought he was done but was surprised when there were two

you happily chewed it and went back to looking at your treats

but makki interrupted you again by calling you out

‘princess~’

the nickname made your eyes widen with red painting your cheeks and the shutter of the camera made you realize what he did

‘makki-senpai!’

you whined and he laughed

makki had a lovestruck smile on his face and he wiped the bit of creme on the corner of your lip

‘gotta take care of my princess~’

STOPPPPP MY HEART? GONE MY SOUL? GONE HOTEL? TRIVAGO

OH MY GOD IM IN SUCH A MAKKI AND MATTSUN AND IWA AND OIKAWA AND THIRD YEARS IN GENERAL BRAIN ROT PLEASE HELP

but we gotta give love to the second years :’)

ive mentioned that watari is the only person to ever go into your house right?

well, he comes over to cook and such so you guys spend time making food for the team

watari takes this opportunity to take pictures of you cooking and the group chat cries bc its so domestic and they all start having the same thoughts

they really said seijoh braincells

it was like seeing a glimpse of a possible future for them

you, wearing an apron, cooking on the stove with your hair thrown in whatever with baggy clothes

gosh

thats like you someday being their wife and waking up one morning to see you there cooking in the kitchen

oikawa swears he had a dream that night because of that picture and he continuously thanks watari for YEARS because of that picture

okay are you curious about the dream?

yuhhh

oikawa woke up in an unfamiliar bed in a foreign room

he felt his bones crack when he stretched and his hand extended out to a side that was still quite warm

somebody must be sleeping next to him

then he stood up, catching his reflection in the mirror in front of the bed

;)

why would there be a mirror there hmmmm????

ANYWAYS

he noticed he had a bigger build and his hair was longer

then came the itch of the facial hair that he swore wasnt there a minute ago

this guy even checked out his butt and to his surprise, wow

obviously he was confused and a part of him thought this was the future

tooru walked to the door to go into the hallway and concluded, yep, this was not his house

then he heard music being played somewhere and a mixture of voices coming from a room

sounded like a woman and children

he stops at the top of the stairs, suddenly hit of the thought that this voice was so familiar

‘hm?’

tooru walked downstairs and stopped when down the hallway in front of the steps led to the kitchen where the voices seemed to lead to

‘mama! mama! mama! toast! i wan toast!’

‘in a bit, darling. just let me finish flipping the pancake’

the song was lo-fi with the volume being turned low enough to hear the voices fine

tooru wandered down the hallway and he stopped, finally seeing the owners of those voices

there was a handsome little boy sitting on the chair by the island and his brown hair was a mess of wild curls

there was a woman with h/c hair swaying to the tune and a beautiful little girl curled up in her arms while sitting on her hip

‘hey’

oikawa spoke out and caught everyone’s attention

‘papa’s awake!’

‘pa!’

‘hello tooru’

tooru froze

that was you

he knows it’s you

‘y/n-chan’

he whispered and you looked back at him from the pan

‘yes? if youre looking for coffee, we ran out apparently’

that was not what he was talking about

he hastily walked over to the boy and he blinked rapidly

‘you look like me’

he mumbled and the child grinned

‘eung! papa and yozo look the same! mama and nana say so!’

yozo?

feeling like all the attention was on him, the little girl whined and her hands made grabby motions to him

‘pa pa’

she whined and tooru just felt something in him that screamed to hold the kid

you shushed the little girl

‘dont worry, looney loon. papa’s right there’

loon?

tooru stayed frozen at his spot and you raised an eyebrow at him

‘tooru? luna wants you’

luna

that snapped him out of his trance and he held the little girl in his arms where she smiled at him and then he felt tears welling up in his eyes

then he woke up

okay sorry that was a long dream

so this dragged on for so long already okay

this was only meant to be small but aaaaa i couldnt help itt!!!!

but anyways!

the boys are just simps for you and theyre creeps that take pictures of you and they think about you all the time pls accept their love

also a mild continuation of the dream:

oikawa was holding luna and she was happily laying there when another figure emerged from the hallway

‘iwa-chan?’

he asked, surprised

what was he doing here?

iwa heard his name and grunted before going to a beeline for you

you smiled at him and he leaned in to give you a kiss to which oikawa froze in

iwa noticed his best friend holding his daughter and luna saw her father there

‘daddy!’

she shrieked and tooru blanched

‘uh, what?’

iwa extended his hands out to hold the girl but tooru held her tightly and leaned back

haji narrowed his eyes

‘um, give me my daughter, oikawa’

he grumbled and tooru shook his head

‘no! shes my daughter!’

you blinked

‘your god daughter, yes. but she’s half of your best friend, tooru’

half of his-

god? daughter?

‘so that means-’

‘piece it together, oikawa. did ya get brain damage or something? babe, call the doctor’

oikawa screamed

a/n: lol look WHO ROSE FROM THE GRAVEEEEEEE :) anyways. i really want to deeply apologize to everyone for taking an unexpected break and i shouldve told you guys and im really sorry :( everythings just chaotic lmao and im just like taking a breath for a second uwu and im so AMAZED at how many people still follow me even tho ive been gone for so long like bls yall are real ones :’) i love you all and the req box is still closed at this time as i need to finish the ones i have first soo thankyou for reading thiss and hopefully ill update soonerr!!! :)))

also not me completely messing up my kuws and missing 8 and 9 in my masterlist and having a mindblowing realization that i have 10 keeping up with seijoh fics

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 4 years

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Pairings: Romantic Romile (Roman x Emile), Romantic Prandy (Andy x Pryce), Romantic Anxtober (October x Virgil), Romantic Intrulosleepceit (Remus x Logan x Remy x Deceit)

Word Count: 1135 Words

Summary: Deceit's hair, Putting Others First, and poly cuddle piles.

Warnings: Sex Mentions, Cursing, Cancer Mention, Sick Character, Immunocompromised Character, let me know if I should tag anything else.

Note: Bolded and blockquoted are actions in their chatroom, not a message.

Usernames, a quick translation guide: Andy: Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero), Belladonna: hazelnut, Castor: schrodingersdumbass, Dayd: carniverousroomba, Dice: Dr. Bitch, Emile: Thera-pissed, Eve: wall-e, Halley: aspermylastemail, Janus: SnekBoi, Logan: Momgan, Noah: nope, October: eatpavementido, Orion: birdgeoisie, Patton: Papa Bear, Pollux: satantakemehome, Pryce: SwEeTvErUcA, Remus: Octopussy, Remy: Coffee Bandit, Roman: waaahluigi, Sirius: literalsunshine, Teal: uwu, Thomas: shrexy, Virgil: spipples, Vita: þiccness

A Very Sanders Group Chat: Chapter 11

8:34 AM

SnekBoi: Remus, come to me room. Right now.

Octopussy is now online

Octopussy is now offline

Momgan: What happened, darling?

SnekBoi: My hair again.

Coffee Bandit: It's just hair, babe.

SnekBoi: I know but this means it'll be an even longer time before I can feel normal again.

Coffee Bandit: Normal's overrated, babe. Let's be weird together.

SnekBoi: Remus get the clippers.

spipples: Wait you're not going to

SnekBoi: I can control this. This is the one thing I can control this time.

Octopussy: I'm keeping it, emo, don't worry.

spipples: This doesn't worry me any less.

9:04 AM

Octopussy: twinsies.jpg

Momgan: So you shaved your head with him?

Octopussy: yup! I did this last time too and so DeeDee didn't have to be bald alone.

Momgan: Even the white?

Octopussy: well, it'll all grow back white anyway so why not.

Momgan: As long as you both are happy with it.

Octopussy: Dee's not happy about it, he loves his hair, but this is better for him than slowly losing hair every night.

Octopussy: plus now he gets to rock his old wigs without maybe pulling out hair.

Coffee Bandit: Yup, both of 'em still look cute.

12:12 PM

Octopussy: @SnekBoi sugarbutt, I'm going on a quest with Virgie-poo. if you need anything, Logan is off today and Remy's off too.

spipples: I'm unwilling please help me.

SnekBoi: Have fun you two. I'll be fine. I'm even starting to feel better.

Octopussy: that's good, honey. I love you! I'll see you tonight, promise!

Octopussy and spipples are now offline

5:20 PM

Momgan: Be careful. Please.

SnekBoi: I am. I'm fine.

Thera-pissed: I have a feeling I'm going to have several mental health appointments scheduled this week.

Coffee Bandit: You probably will, yeah.

Thera-pissed: Not surprising. Usually I get to schedule more appointments after these big discussion talks.

6:14 PM

SnekBoi: I guess I'm now known by name.

shexy: And I couldn't be prouder to have you onboard, Janus.

Momgan: Were you non-strenuous on your body?

SnekBoi: I'm considerably drained but I'm lying down so I shouldn't have any fall risk right now. Boogeyman is guarding me very well and retrieving anything I need but I'm probably just going to go to sleep.

Coffee Bandit: Please be careful with yourself, babykins.

SnekBoi: I'm careful, just tired and achey. I'll sleep and then I'll feel better, promise.

Momgan: Get some sleep, dear.

Coffee Bandit: I'll come over and stay with you if you can't sleep alone.

Momgan: If I may, I'd like to extend the offer to myself as well.

SnekBoi: Get over here then, you nerdy puffballs.

Momgan and Coffee Bandit are now offline

SnekBoi: Ah yes, to have two of three boyfriends smother me into oblivion. I can't wait.

6:30 PM

SwEeTvErUcA: Will someone explain why my little brother refuses to leave his room?

Thera-pissed: He and I have made an agreement that he not interact with others until his scheduled therapy session tomorrow morning. After then, he's all yours unless something has gone wrong with his stress levels and he happens to endanger his health.

SwEeTvErUcA: Cryptic, why's my brother's boyfriend being so cryptic? What are you two hiding from everyone?

Thera-pissed: Because I, despite being your brother's boyfriend, will be completely professional when it comes to his mental health and me and my patient have a strict contract of what others outside of the sessions can and cannot know, his current status, the one I believe you're questioning my knowledge of, being one of them.

SwEeTvErUcA: This answers none of my questions but fair enough.

SwEeTvErUcA: Hey, at the appointment, make sure you tell the little bastard I love him.

Thera-pissed: Of course.

9:45 PM

spipples: Wow, I leave for like 9 hours. The fuck, guys?

literalsunshine: Alright, so Auntie Jan and Auntie Roman are mad at each other, Grandpa Patton is happy but not about either of them, he's happy about Thomas. Auntie Jan finally got Thomas to trust him and Roman seemed really sad so I think Thomas is mad at him or something.

spipples: I have the urge to hit my head into a wall again.

literalsunshine: Mom, please don't.

spipples: I know.

literalsunshine: Take a shower, we can watch a movie together in your room.

spipples: Done deal.

spipples is now offline

11:55 PM

nope: so I guess we're not telling him tonight.

literalsunshine: not after this morning.

nope: I'm sure it's not his, though, Siri.

literalsunshine: And I'm sure it is, Noah.

þiccness: Can you two not be cryptic? Everyone is so cryptic today.

literalsunshine: No.

nope: absolutely not.

þiccness: I hate you both.

literalsunshine: Anyway, we can wait a bit longer to tell him, anyway. Or I guess, I'd like to wait just a bit longer.

nope: I guess it couldn't hurt to wait a little longer. Just know that mine are getting suspicious so we might want to figure it out soon.

literalsunshine: I know, it's just yours has less drama than mine, Noah.

nope: I know, babe. Want me to come cuddle?

literalsunshine: Please.

hazelnut: I can't wait until everyone in here is honest with each other.

shrexy: Says the one I only know by username.

hazelnut: Oh easy, Belladonna Hazel Sanders, my mother and father are functions of yours. You don't know me because the only adults that know of my existence besides my school in this big ol' brain box of yours is my two Aunties and my new step-dads.

shrexy: Well, hello, Belladonna.

hazelnut: I like Bela, by the way.

shrexy: Bela.

shrexy: Bela, by chance are your mother and father Remus and Janus?

hazelnut: Oh hey, first time, right guess. Never had that happen before. Everyone always switches me and Vita's parents because we both act a lot like each other's parent.

shrexy: Soooo yeah?

hazelnut: Yep. Remus is my dad and Janus is my mom.

shrexy: I thought Janus said he and Remus were never romantic before?

hazelnut: I do not control whose womb I arose from, Thommy, all I know is that's the one that housed me for like seven months. Also, he never said anything about being together in the past.

shrexy: Bela, it's nine months.

hazelnut: Nah, mom got sick while pregnant so he had me early so he could start chemo.

shrexy: Ah, makes sense.

hazelnut: Oh yeah, look how cute they are.

hazelnut: polyamorouscuddlepile.jpg

shrexy: Awwww. Like a box of kittens.

hazelnut: I'm just glad they're happy. Mom and Dad are emotionally constipated idiots who couldn't figure out for 14 years how to confess that they like each other as more than just friends-with-benefits.

shrexy: You know what? I believe it.

spipples: Ah yes, the specific brand of chaotic dumbass that is Remus and Janus is unrivalled by any other besides possibly Vita.

Taglist: @glaxyjellyfish @chronophobica @fear-ze-queer @imma-potatoo

#sanders sides #sympathetic deceit #immunocompromised deceit #immunocompromised janus #deceit sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #logan sanders #remy sanders #virgil sanders #emile picani #thomas sanders #pryce sanders #snoweywrites #a very sanders group chat #tw cursing #tw sex mention #tw innuendo mention

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mingi-bubu · 4 years

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Watch “Youth With You” with Me!

Episode 2

and we are back with episode 2!!!

i have my water, i have my ramen, my phone is plugged in, and there is a box of tissues within reach

as marvelous mr mark lee would say, lezgeddit

again i think its so funny hes not even in my bias line but i love him anyway aldskfjas;d

oh that’s an uncomvy way to start out

ok now yixing is talking about what they need from the trainees to become good idols

i love that they’re playing cherry bomb in the background ngl it’s really funny

oh we really are gonna replay zhang pd’s whole rap speech arent we

oh my god the guy in the background looked like yangyang im quaking

oh booo i want to know more about the planet/moon mascot

i want to have the ultimate trio of good round boys if xukun’s run has a round lil dude as well

in this house we stan round lil dudes

ok back to the action

this episode is 2 hours fukc that

alsdfkjaslkdf the mentors telling yixing to chillax love to see it

this guy’s outfit is uh.........interesting

kinda baggy

akdfaksdjf chen sijian trying desperately to save his ass after yixing’s speech about rap i love to see ti

wow csj has a lot of range in what he wants to be able to perform

i lowkey vibe with his song so far

he dances like i do alkdfjaslkdj

hes good tho

that move looked xukun-esque

i really do like this song actually

he looks like he’s about to start crying which is mood

that was v good

i hope A but probably B

laskdfjds i love yixing feeling like he has to clarify everything i lvoe to see it

alkdfjasdlkf i love this kid hahaaha he’s hilarious

he got a B

i called it

omg his lil run!!!! i love himmmm

the question i still dont know the answer to yet is why the senior seniors are also here?

and im too lazy to McGoogle it

AHHHHH SHENSHEN’S GROUP!

black pearl himself i love h im

shi mingze!!!

shi zhan i sure hope that the “naughty” translation means he’s like a prank playing bastard and not a regular one UwU

imma be real with y’all even if i didn’t know unine i still think i would’ve loved shenshen and rooted for him

like if i were to go back in time and be watching it live like i am with this season

i think i still wouldve supported him

im excited for their performance

i say as if i havent also watched a fair few times

a;iodsfiadosfu hhx saying that he looks like his uncle made me choke on my veggies

i deffo think that mingze wouldve been my second tho

that man has charisma for days

hey in case you guys forgot

they are

they are bg project

my boys got D

but at least they’re all together

class D is gonna be jam packed on god

given that they only practiced the dance for a week im v proud of them for D

man just dead dropped into the splits i hate to see it

theyre just little boys

ajdfksald; “they call me hanhan but there’s a lot of trainees here with the character han so you can call me xu”

babyyyyy

i love thier matching hoodies

;aksdfjaskd to say nonstandard mandarin im weak

asdfjasd dragged by his hair im so weak

alsdkfjasldkf meeee tooo xu

i too would confess my love for yixing if given half a chance

i love their lil kickies its so cute

xu has a good voice

this song is so fun!!!

it gives me like 70s vibes i lvoe to see it

kdsfja;lskdfj xu baby boy is so cute

alsdjfsa hes just a little boy

i love him omg

yixing’s laugh i :3c

shit hes so cool

i havent seen the dance in it’s fullest before this so it’s super cool

im not married yet but xu i sure could be

i know i know the decisions of the duo’s rankings but i can’t remember

anyway i also stan xu

oh that’s right

i cant wait to see how they grow!!!

MINGMING TURNA FLAKSDJF;LAKSDJF;LAKJFOIWE MINGMING

YAO MIGNMING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

HIS LIL UNEVE TOOTH SMILE I LVOE HIM SO MCUHG

SIX YEARS I LOVE YOU

MINGMING IS SO CUTE I LOVE ONE (1) MAN SO MUCH

i love how excited jiayi is for mingming’s dance

damn that’s some chroeo right htere boys

its so weird to see mingming here vs houw i see him dance later

like theres a different sort of confidence he has later after his talk with yixing

they’re both a lil outta breath but yechen seems to handle it better

i think ymm is too focused on dance

but it’s his speciality so who cares

mingming looks so cute

i hate how mingming was very not like idk confident in himself in certain aspects

i mean like i understand why but it still makes me sad

mingming got a c

yechen got a d

yechennie no baby its not yourf ault that he got the grade he did

i; just want to give these boys hugs

i am going to cry bc mingming looks like hes about to cry

is this deep voice boyo

it is deep voice boyo

i call him boyo but he graduated with a degree in biomed

that octave change thooooo

i liked it a lot

bass boy got a grade of C

i love that yao chi and jiayi are so expressive that everytime the mentors give a grade the camera immediately cuts to them

core one

huaiwei is such a sweetie i love him

alsdkfasld xixi and jiayi

didnt the go to the same college?? i recall seeing grad pictures of them together

dorks i lvoe them

jkasdjflsd yao chi aka yao wow wow

i love him so mcuh hes so cuteeee

asdklfsadklf the facemasks im scraming

what the fuck kind of christmas songs occur in china to have it be the first thought at the sound of “mai rui” (merry)

awww they’re performing one of their senior’s songs that is so cute

BITCH WITH THE ACCAPELLA I AM SCREASCHING

XIANGHENG DAMN BOY

THE FUCKING TRILLS I

THE HARMONIES

OH MY GOD

YAO CHI YOUR VOICE BABY BOY

THE HIGH NOTES

oooh they lost the magic about halfway thru

yaochi is my favorite hype boy

KKKKKDADLKFAJSDHIS VOICE SIR MY RING IS READY AND I AM DOWN ON ONE KNEE

HES SOCUTTEEEE

ooh b to xiangheng

yaochi got a c!!!

and changhua!!!

d goes to beret boy

kaksdfjasd cast planet!!!

guan yue!!!!!

alksdfasldk yao chiiii

this definitely had to have come out of the 70s or 80s

guan yue has such a contagious smile1!!

this is so fun

everyone is dancing

except yixing who looks dead inside alkdfjlskd

hes so cute i love guan yue!!!!

awww jolin likes himmmm

fuck yixing really said no one gets an a today didnt he

guan yue got a b

his partner got a d

YUEHUERA LEETS HEEAR IT FOR THE BOYS

HANHANHANAHANAHANAAHDSFAHSD;KFJ IEWE

IMV ERY EXCITED

alsdkfsdj yangyang not bowing at the same time sent me

the younger brothers bullying hanhan we love to see it

a;ldskfjaskdljf stop bullying the baby hanhan

im so excited for this one ive watched it so many times

i feel so bad constantly for the uniq members bc their company really said you can go fuck yourselves we only want you in film not music

also we are a little like very little over halfway thru the ep

i am not going to cry at yixing clapping and getting everyone else to

OOOOOHHHHH OOOOOOOOHH

YEAH YOU’D BETTER RUN AWAY GIRL

I LOVE MONSTER SO MUCH GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

LIKE A MONSTER

A BASTARD

GUI ZE

GOD THIS SONG IS SO FUCKIGN GOOD IF YOU HAVENT LISTENED TO IT GO AND STREAM INT BPLEASE

WENXUAN HITTING NOTES I CANT WE LOVE TO SEE IT

GOD IT’S LIKE A FULL ASS CONCERT RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

WITH THE MF ROSE PETALS YES YOUNG KINGS

YAOCHIIII WAS SO EXCITED

i dont think they get an a tho

alfkjasdlkfjasklfjd yangyang avoiding doing rap was so cute

that’s right he ends up with a b i think bc of how he sings

i love wenhan’s voice

also this song is so

its gonna make me cry im glad lrh said you can stop now

damn there really were no A’s in the initial rankings are there

oooohhh it’s vogue 5 from earlier with the muncher

awww yc is so hype its cute

ohhh slick with the mf drum stick catch

asldjfalskdjfkdsljf li wenhan’s face im dead

they all get c

ahhh chen youwei’s turn!!

mr 5th prince himself

hes so noodley

hes literally legs, arms, and torso

that’s it

al;sdkfjal;s he got an F what

ok then

oh gramarie

hmmm i didn’t like it as much

the final grade was 2 d’s and 2 f’s

i hate that the 3 color boys dabbed

hanyu’s group anyways that’s who they were

asfdalskdfjasl;kdfj the accent group showed up

i love these guys theyre so funny

montage happening of different performances

the grades were between c-f

no a

ok but you had like several candiates for that ranking but fuck us i guess

i love yixing tho he wants the best for these boys

i am not tearing up that is a false narrative

mr zhang yixing my ring is ready and i am down on one knee just say the word sir

d class is Full

like they really put a lot of trainees there

ok!!! first task is, of course, the show’s theme song

the stage is so fucking cool guys i love it

i love the amount of bucket hats im seeing from the boys in the training previews adklfjasd

oooh it’s move in time

someone has a giant carrot and another guy has an elmo i love this

lol no elevators adfjasldf

asfsadkfjalksdf shenshen and mingze i love it

i didn’t know jiayi and guan yue were roommate

awww jiayi’s grandmothers lil knitted thing thats so cute

alkdfad hanhan straightaway bullying hanyu adkfjskdj

huaiwei and wang jiayi are roommates i

love to see it

wait how did mingze style his hair???

it took minghao 5 hours to learn the theme dance

i hate it

love the romantic music they put over minghao when he first appeared

i got distracted by minghao teaching the trainees but minghao is teaching the trainees

hes so cuteeee

he got all flustered when they clapped to thank him

class d really do got those steps in eh?

li chengyang got scared by the class above them aldkfjads babie

im not crying over wang jiayi staying so late and jiayi helping him and then minghao showing up to help him im not

i am

oh god my tears are still salty and hurty

im am crying over the ninceness that minghao his showing

not me being viciously reminded that the mentors here really do want to see the trainees succeed in their endeavors

alkdjflasdkfj his lil heart thing thats so cute

ok the next episode preview is about continuing the practice for the theme song stage, reranking, and they hint at the first stages that the trainees will go thru

and the episode ends with the theme song performance

aksdfjasldk xixi’s tie ends up over his shoulder at one point adkfa

i love the wave motion in their choreo

i know i said this before probably

but it’s really cute and who doesn’t love a good tie moment

i hate the piano at the end tho bc it makes me want to cry for some reason

like it reminds me a lil bit of the npc run theme and how they played it at the end when the last x amount of trainees were seeing videos from their family and friends

or manybe im making things up idk its like 1:30 in the morning rn

i also just realized i was cheated out of seeing love shot which

rude

but ok then

anywayy

im tired and will probably spend a good chunk of tomorrow either catching up to @baobeejun or working on the xunario

have a good rest of your day wherever you are

stay safe ! stay healthy!

see you next time <3333

#unine's run #cpop #youth with you #ywy #idol producer #e2 #jae.txt #jae.wwm

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