#anyways theyre so hot

[nylwnder]

hi i just finished my work. and i just watched the highlights and the ONE PRE SEASON GAME I DONT WATCH AT ALL THE BOIS GO ABSOLUTELY BONKERRRRRRS ON THE FUCKING SABRES BRO

#ALL THE 5 GOALS I NEEDA SUCK THEM ALL #LIKE TIMMINS #MY GAWD SIR #WHAT A GODDAMN FUCKING ROCKET YOU GOT #THE LAST ONE WAS JUST PLAIN NASTY LIKE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING #THAT KNIES SETUP FOR THE LAFF SHORTY LIKE AGSKWBWKHEKWJE #AND THAT DOMI BREAKAWAY OUTTA THE BOX OH GOOODJEKWHWKWHE #AND A CLIFF GOAL LIKE PFFF JQQGWJGQKABWHWE #HIS SMILE TOO #MOST OF ALL IF THAT ROBBIE BANKHANDER GOAL WITH THAT ABSOLUTELY DIRRRTTYY SETUP BY JT ACTUALLY HAPPENED I WOULDVE THROWN UP #LIKE THATS SO FUCKED #THAT IT DDINT HAPPEN #XAUSE THAT NEEDED TO HAPPEN #ANYWAYS THEYRE SO HOT #CLEARLY THEY NEEDED JOHNNY TORONTO’S PRESENCE #leafs lb #toronto maple leafs

[oatbugs]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

#she said it like a law. its just momentum. #also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together #and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn #they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th #UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there #and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe #ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in #death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is #unwarranted #anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday #they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭 #but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but #alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually #OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW #i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident #....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant

[tequiilasunriise]

No context here’s ep 12 in a nutshell:

#the episode just came so u better get these memes while theyre hot and fresh #suletta loved her tomato wife so much she made her ketchup hehheehhee #suletta got upsetta so she went splatetta #dont get me wrong im 10000% team suletta got brainwashed #bc theres NO WAY N O N E Suletta could go from panic attack over fighting ppl with Aerial to a giggling stone cold killer #manipulation or not that kinda complete 180 in the soan of like 15 mins isn’t possible theres no way #her eyes were souless as shit in the final scnes she was literally smiling #so yeah. girlie was brainwashed. #BUT OMMGGG ARE THE MEMES SSOOO FUNNYYY #anyways yeag love u babygirl ur so iconic #sulemio #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury #the witch from mercury

[yappyappyapp]

babe, only you.

jack hughes x reader

to feed my jack obsession recently, here’s a bit of angst and fluff (no mature content). please, enjoy.

also: there’s no proofread, so..

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you found yourself always wondering; “am i good enough for him?”, “do i deserve him?”. comments had been lashed out earlier this evening to darken those already eerie thoughts that you fought so hard to not reside with. a long, long stay.

jack came into the room, that was the man that’s ‘in love with you’. those thoughts slashed at your mind little cuts kept wracking your head. the trance you were in was broken by your lovers lips lovingly placed onto your head, and you felt the couch slightly dip when he sat down beside you. his arm snaked around your shoulders and pulled you close to him, your head lying on his shoulder.

no one questioned if he did enough in this relationship. no one made snarky comments on how he was so quiet, how he looked like he never put enough effort into how he showed his love, but they did to you. and it was torture trying to hit those thoughts out of your brain. every single one of those comments lingered for longer and longer each time someone made another.

“what’s wrong?”

his soft voice lingered in the room as he ran his calloused hands up and down your arm. the television was playing in the background, an old re-run of big bang theory, muted, but with subtitles.

“jack, it’s just,” you started, why couldn’t you form words. a pang in your heart stung against your chest. “i don’t deserve you.” you whispered, he froze, eyes straying from the tv and to your slumped form against him.

“what makes you think that?” he murmured, his blue eyes connected with your glossy (e/c) ones.

“i- im not good enough-“ you were cut off by a sweet kiss to the lips. “don’t talk like that. i don’t care if your quiet, i don’t care what people say about our relationship, (y/n)!” he exclaimed. “people don’t know you, and how lucky i am to actually know and to be with you. i thank anyone in the skies above that they let me hold your hands. you are everything, my universe, my world. don’t let people tear into you.”

he rubbed his hands up and down your spine as you sobbed painfully into his chest, dampening his shirt.

the thoughts were still there, but at least you had someone to guide you along this long and winding road.

“i love you.”

#hockey #hockey boys #jack hughes #new jersey devils #puck #fanfic #jack hughes x reader #i love them so much it’s so crazy they are so hot and beautiful and good with kids total husband material for me omg ogmgog gogmfofm #anyway. good vibes only this brings me so much joy.. theyre so soft and sweet...... #angst with a happy ending #fluff #send help #toronto maple leafs #mitch marner #quinn hughes #what am i doing #hughes brothers #luke hughes #nhl players #nhl hockey #nhl #nhl imagine #nhl all star 2024

[vriskira]

can you believe they kissed during the finale !?!?! (coping)

#total drama reboot #total drama island #total drama #total drama spoilers #td spoilers #td julia #td mk #mkulia #SO hot take i love mullet julia actually. girl just style it a little and itll look good trust me!!! #i wish that she won but wayne is a hilarious winner. love that guy! #mkulia-wise i loveee that they hugged.. theyre so cute #i am so glad that julia didnt get the bald treatment she doesnt deserve it #god forbid women have hobbies (being evil) #anyway heres to mk and julia kissing next season [raises a glass #i liked this season a lot though :) i hope if any more DO come out theyre good too! #enough ramblin outta me im probably gonna draw these 2 some more

[sonknuxadow]

this is probably an unpopular opinion with the amount of "everyone is married with kids" type future aus people make for sonic characters but i cannot see sonic getting married or having a kid ever. if he did somehow end up with a kid hed be the worlds first transmasc absent father or however the joke goes

#i can only see sonic with a kid if its some random kid he accidentally adopted or whatever #and if he had a partner whatever they have going on probably wouldnt fit the typical idea of how having a partner works at all #i dont think sonic is a very romantic guy to be honest. and being in a serious relationship or ''settling down'' wouldnt be for him #i guess you could argue his feelings towards that sort of stuff could change once hes an adult #but i kinda. dont like. the idea of him suddenly becoming interested in romance and wanting to settle down #as a sign hes ''finally grown up'' or whatever. because lack of interest in romance isnt an immature trait you have to grow out of #some people never want that sort of thing and thats fine #anyway i dont hate fankids to be clear i think theyre fun in concept . like from a design standpoint #taking traits from characters you like to make a new guy out of it is fun #i just cannot imagine those things ever actually happening does that make sense #actually while im at it i dont think rouge would want kids at all either . people want her to be motherly so bad but she just is not #she is the cool older sister figure who teaches you how to steal from the pin container at hot topic without getting caught. not a mom

[whumpshaped]

thinking about... whumpee who falls for caretaker... because caretaker is so cool and capable and independent (and possibly also took revenge on whumper) and fuck theyre just so perfect and despite all of that they. they choose to hang out with whumpee?? they choose to make them soup when theyre sick and hug them when theyre sad?? hold them close??? fuck. fuck!! oh whumpee is in so deep. but they can never ever talk about it. theyre bringing this to the grave with them.

if only caretaker would stop jokingly teasing them and making their heart skip multiple beats every single day.

#thinking about flustered whumpee snapping at them to just sTOP SAYING THOSE THINGS #caretaker blinks. then apologises and promises not to say those things again. just like whumpee wanted :) #EXCEPT WHUMPEE DIDNT MEAN THAT.. THEY LOVED CARETAKER SAYING THE THINGS.. #THEYRE JUST MAD!! BC!! FUCK!! AAAAAA #anyway #i need hot and morally dubious caretakers with shady pasts #so whumpee (<- self insert) can simp for them /j #whump #whump prompt

[blueskittlesart]

nintendo hire me i have tons of marketable skills like uhh *checks notes* drawing your characters wrong

#honest to god i drew this link thinking like 'there's no way this is gonna be that bad right' and then i pulled up his model. god #babygirl you are everything to me but why the fuck are your eyes like that. ugly hot king #also fully forgot that i never actually use the eyedropper for his hair bc i think it looks better w a redder tone #OR HIS EYES LMAOOO i always just use the champion's tunic blue even tho they are very much 2 different colors #zelda is a liiiiitle closer i think but i had to draw skinny zelda for this which hurt me a little bit #it is interesting to think abt the features i subconsciously choose to emphasize tho bc like. in my mind her hair clips ARE that big #but theyre rlly. actually not that big an element of her design LMAO #same w link's ponytail. logically i know it doesnt actually stick out like that but i desperately need to know its there at all times #also why the fuck are their model noses so small. i just noticed that. anime has done irreparable damage to the state of noses in art #anyway. #skribbles

[simmyfrobby]

― “Catullus 85”, Yanyi from Dream of the Divided Field: Poems

Hockey Poetry Post 75/?

(Photo credit: Gerry Thomas, Brett Holmes, Brett Holmes, Brett Holmes, Gerry Thomas, Derek Leung, Brett Holmes, Gerry Thomas, Andy Devlin, Kevin Sousa, Brett Holmes, Gerry Thomas)

#and I can make it more complicated #<- Tkachuk thesis statement #matthew tkachuk #leon draisaitl #hockey poetry posts #calgary flames #edmonton oilers #im not actually 100% sure whether that 3rd picture is a Brett Holmes picture so feel free to correct me if im wrong #anyway #theyre hot and theyre insane and theyre in love and theyre weird about it #10/10 #where's that quote that's like #there's an intimacy in knowing that someone wants a funeral for you #yea

[biblicalhorror]

Aroace Riz real but also Fabian is SO clearly in love with him and Riz has no idea

#honestly fabian might not even fully know yet #a core part of fabians character is that he is so deeply afraid of rejection that he is never going to pursue the people he actually wants #i do think he likes Maezy a lot but i think he only knows how to pursue hot toxic women that will discard him at a moments notice #which in a way protects him from ever actually dealing with heartbreak #is he a gay man dealing with comphet? ehh maybe #i could see that #but I think the vibe i get is more about how he has these platonic friends he completely adores and is fully devoted to #and then in another category he has the people that he does not have any actual attachment to that he will allow himself to pursue #and crossing the boundaries in between those two categories or allowing himself to pursue someone he really cares for #would require a level of vulnerability he is in no way prepared for #in his home life he has an emotionally detached mother who is well liked but kind of floats through interactions on a surface level #and a father who is extremely concerned with fame and glory and attention but doesnt seem to have ever stopped moving in his life #genuinely fabian does not know what a safe loving partnership would look like #and we see him constantly oscillating between emulating his mother and his father in relationships #but just beneath the surface is a little boy who wants so badly to cling to his loved ones so tight and be squeezed right back #with no way of knowing how to even ask for that if he wanted #and riz is his best friend in the world and he knows on some level that riz is simply not interested in having that kind of relationship #not on the level fabian needs #but that also makes riz a safe target for these feelings of devotion #theyre just friends! just besties! fabian never has to reckon with his own loneliness or harmful patterns #if he channels all of his yearning for closeness onto his best friend #anyway! this boy needs therapy #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fabriz

[lollytea]

Huntlow situationship gives me such intense brain termites you don't get it

#no i dont think its because Hunter needs time to heal first #i think if it was up to Hunter they would plunge into a committed romantic relationship immediately after the events of the finale #he would propose to her in like. 3 months probably #i know that sounds intense but i think this is what ''i literally died and came back to life'' mania does to a guy #he is so carpe diem minded hes become a little insane. he wants everything #no more waiting around. no more hesitating. he cant afford to do that anymore #would it have been the wise decision to enter a romantic relationship immediately #who's to say. but Hunter would have done it without thinking about it #its Willow that makes the decision to slow down and wait a while before they make any committments theyre not ready for #i dont think she's entirely learned her lesson about letting herself be emotionally reliant every once in a while #shes made progress but the events of ftf were such heat of the moment responses #once things are semi-stable she still needs to adapt to acknowledging that her feelings for Hunter are like. serious. and scarily intense #so like. yea Willow is slamming her pedals on the breaks for both their sakes. shes thinking about how this would effect Hunter too #but also. she scawwed. #when Willow tells him she wants to talk and she's like ''i think we should just be friends'' oh the face he makes is DEVASTATED #he didnt expect it was going in this direction at all. but like. once Willow explains how this is the most reasonable decision for now #he DOES agree. he understands what shes saying and he agrees that it's the best decision to take a breather before they jump into a romance #anyway even when theyre not officially dating the flirting continues insistently. they are very obsessed with each other and cant stop #Willow keeps trying to insist to herself that its just messing around. nothing serious. they find each other hot. its fine to kiss a little #but Hunter makes it very hard when he looks at her with big brown labrador eyes. looks at her like shes the entire world #i think if it was up to Willow they would have been trapped in that uncertain limbo forever. shes too scared to take the plunge #even if she wants to. she badly wants to #but Hunter just wont let that happen. every so often he says ''im ready whenever you are'' #he makes his intentions very known. he is not the shy boy from Camila's house anymore #Willow cant just playfully flirt with him without worrying that hes gonna reciprocate. he talks now. he expresses himself #shes a little afraid of that. but she adores it too. he makes her feel safe but also he wont let her stay in this comfort zone #hes giving her the push she needs to pursue this relationship. gives her to push to feel like she can go after what she wants #because god knows HE knows what he wants #they make me so insane

[ef-1]

George and Daniel leaving a nightclub together | Ibiza'23

#the narrative #also why do they both look so hot #the basic fit from daniel is actually going so hard. if you all must know: the fuckboy linen party shirts are NOT made equally #some are simply better. more sheer or they drape differently bc theyre thinner #anyway i see george waiting for daniel 👀 #f1 #daniel ricciardo #george russell

[renrenkaaa]

Two Oberon costumes. Official best summer ever.

#yes i know im late i was busy ascending from my clairvoyance ex being proven right for the second time in this event #anyways im gonna go ascend again bcs hOLY SHIT WHY HIS VOICELINES SO HOT THEYRE EVAPORATING MY— #fgo #oberon #oberon vortigern #fate #ren's oberon simping episode #fate grand order #fanart

[spiceflow]

come on

#ultrakill #my art #robophilia #v1 ultrakill #nsft #V1 PUSSY ATTACK #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #i drew this in a frenzy thinking about how cocky v1 and how if they were to have a pussy theyd be so unashamed about it #thought about that one alternate angle of the jacko pose that samuel made while drawing this they look SO fucking arrogant in that pic like #they KNOW that theyre hot they KNOW that you wont be able to resist them and AUUUUUGHHGHGHG I CANT. YOU'RE RIGHT #anyways i need to eat them out now lubricant in my mouth pplease

[nyxi-pixie]

WAN 14!SKK THE CUTIES EVER🥰🥰🥰 READING EACH OTHERS CRINGEFAILURE STUPID BOOKS😭😭😭😭

#I LOVE THEM SO MHCH WHAT LOSERS😭😭😭 #also dazai being like THEN MY BOOK GETS AN ANIME ADAPTATION AND THE PERSON PLAYING ME IS SO HOT AND COOL❗❗❗ #what a fucking LOSER. #anyway. theyre eos no.1 fan #soukoku

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

okay i'm gonna say something and you all have to give me a chance. ready?

we need to stop making fun of poor american southerners who distrust the government. it's real easy to call them all conspiracy theorists and dismiss them, but half the time, its built off of a genuine feeling of being abandoned by the infrastructure meant to keep them safe.

in appalachia, a lot of people lost their homes because of coal mining operations. a lot of people worked in those mines, and then when the mines stopped being profitable, they got tossed out with the bathwater. a lot of appalachia is poor, malnourished, and i don't blame them for not trusting rich politicians who dismiss them as stupid and lower class.

if yall actually listened to half the things poor southerners say, you'd realize that a Lot of common leftist complaints are virtually identical to the rural grandma who doesn't hold with electronic money and politicians. it stems from a genuine feeling of abandonment and ostracization by the people who run the country. functionally, someone living paycheck to paycheck in the city in a tiny apartment has infinitely more in common with someone from rural appalachia than a politician. high rent, high taxes, food insecurity, feeling lied to by those in power, a general sense of frustration. it just sounds fancier coming from a city mouth than one with shitty teeth and a southern accent.

tl;dr stop dismissing southern people as stupid. they're absolutely right not to wholeheartedly trust politicians, because they've been fucked over by them time and time again, and honestly, id rather talk to a southern person who openly distrusts their representatives than someone from the city who wholeheartedly believes that Frederick Jamestown OldMoney III genuinely cares what people think and can be convinced to change his ways.

#appalachia #gettin real tired of this #hot take: southerners were right when they said never trust a politician theyre the devil #its easy to laugh but jesus christ are they wrong?? #those in power rarely came to power through just means #there i rephrased it fancy will you listen now #jesus christ #some people genuinely were never taught the fancy words to make people pay attention so you have to pay attention anyway #please note that i didnt mention race because thats an intersection im not qualified to talk about and would very much like to hear about #but jesus christ. have you all considered that maybe. just maybe #southerners arent stupid. trump was fucked up and awful and a piece of shit #he won because he at least Appeared to be sympathetic #leftists so so rarely try to actually understand poor people they dont like and its gonna be what fucks this country over #edit: hey terfs reblogging this 👋 #fuck right off unless youre prepared to include trans people in this statement #poor trans southerners exist!! i know an awful lot of them!! #im trans and southern and if you touch my post you acknowledge that trans people are breathing thinking people #with our own rational thoughts and opinions and live complex lives and face similar issues