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#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW
oatbugs · 14 days
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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eleiyaumei · 5 months
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Poll response: Gender in Hakuōki
A few months ago I made a poll asking about how you feel about how Hakuōki portrays/handles gender and this is my response to it.
First of all, I’d like to thank everyone who voted. This was intended as a poll about your feelings, i.e. personal impressions, and not meant to find out the “truth”. I’d like to encourage everyone who wants to elaborate on their impressions to do so and for those knowledgeable about topics like Historical Accuracy, to publish posts about these in order to spread knowledge and potentially clear up misconceptions.
Secondly, to the person who asked/chose the option: “Why do you care about this?”
I care about this because every person has their own relationship to gender – indifferent or not – and my relationship to it clashed so hard with Hakuōki’s in KW/EB that it gave me gender dysphoria. I wanted to know how other Hakuōki players/fans reacted to it – not to judge them, just to understand them better.
Thirdly, I want to lead the way and tell you about what I feel in regards to how Hakuouki treats gender. To be exact, I’d like to discuss the appeal of the franchise’s fem MC with the leading question:
Whom is Chizuru for?
Oh, and before I start:
Please don’t judge people for (not) being okay with Hakuōki’s treatment of gender. Everyone has their own experiences and reasons for feeling these ways. Reducing it to “internalized misogyny” is generalizing and redundant.
(BTW, internalized misogyny (or sexism) can influence both sides of the coin:
PROs can be okay with the conservative gender roles in Hakuōki because they were taught this is the way men and women are and should be and they’re comfortable in these roles.
ANTIs can be not okay with them because they were taught femininity/womanhood was inferior and weak and they don’t want to be seen that way.)
Now, I hope I can illustrate the ways that make us feel what we do in regards to gender.
1) Chizuru is for “Not Like Other Girls™ but also kinda still like other girls” girls and women
Snappy (and provocative to some) way to say:
Chizuru is for girls and women that struggle with their femininity/girlhood/womanhood but still identify with it.
Perhaps they don’t like makeup or feminine clothing, perhaps they don’t like hyperfemininity (i.e. wearing pink, skirts, dresses, accentuating their fem* body characteristics, going shopping etc.). In some areas, they might think of themselves as unfeminine but in others, they’re able to fulfill what’s expected of girls and women (e.g. having sex only in romantic relationships, marrying a man, starting a family, being a housewife or stay-at-home girlfriend).
Despite not matching with 100% of their gender’s expectations, they still want to be seen as a girl or woman and not as man or stereotypical lesbian or whatnot. And they want to be desired and respected specifically as a girl or woman.
Most Hakuōki guys, especially Harada and Hijikata, acknowledge that and that’s appealing for girls and women as described above.
And then there’s...
2) Chizuru is for people that don’t care about gender roles and expectations
Androgynous-looking, cross-dressing, sword-wearing, living-in-a-men-dominated-world Chizuru is appealing for Gender-Non-Conforming, trans*, non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer people and others.
I was raised by a gender-non-conforming woman who builds sheds and does housework, whose income feeds the family, who wears colorful but gender-neutral outfits, whose arms are muscular, chest rather flat but body still feminine, who did karate and handball, who likes women like Whitney Houston, Sigourney Weaver/Alien’s Ripley and Downton Abbey’s Dowager Countess of Grantham, who loves the military not for the “hot masculine men” but for the discipline, weaponry and combative prowess... (I don’t like the military but I see where she’s coming from.)
What I meant to say was: The way I grew up influenced my view on gender. My education lacked a focus on gender roles and expectations, with my mom constantly defying them and my dad not being fond of (hyper)femininity. I wasn’t told that fighting was only for boys and men so I never felt bad for being interested in it. I never questioned my gender identity because no one seemed to care about how feminine or not I was.
The game developers did not include the wishes of players who wanted to fight in a samurai visual novel. They added a singular training scene with Kondo, not to teach Chizuru swordfighting but for the player to develop sympathy for Kondo so that they’ll feel bad once he’s executed.
They could have fixed this easily by including the options to fight so every player that wanted to could do so and those who didn’t could have not done it – and accompanying both options should have been no or neutral consequences so as to not tell players that they are wrong to choose one option over another. Or if they are positive/negative consequences, make them adhere to the respective love interest. (Like how saving Harada at the end of KW does not give you affection because it hurts his masculinity/does not fit with his preferences for his future wife.) Easy fix to make everyone happy, no? Instead of hating the game (experience), we can instead come to the conclusion that we like one love interest less or more.
Also, I want to address this statement I saw:
“The way Chizuru is portrayed is nice to see because women should not have manly qualities in order to be seen as strong.” (*This is no direct quote.)
Yes, you’re right. Feminism is about not forcing roles and behaviors onto people depending on their gender, physical attributes etc., and it’s also about not privileging one gender (expression) over another.
But, do you know that a lot of people in the manosphere and other patriarchal spaces use this sentiment to enforce traditional gender roles and exaggerate the masculine attributes they see in popular media (like Shadiversity sees in Princess Peach in the new Mario movie) and claim that popular media only portrays “strong women” as having masculine attributes, often without convincing arguments? I just say this here to spread awareness so that you don’t fall for manosphere conspiracy theories and such.
Especially when we look at otome games, most fem MCs adhere to traditional fem gender expectations and this is okay (while also often criticized in reviews) but this makes any strong feeling you have towards not wanting Chizuru portrayed in ways you associate with masculinity seem over-the-top. Like, don’t you think that there are otome game players out there who want their MCs to be different from the majority – for whatever reason? It’s great you can see yourself in these fem MCs or you just like seeing such fem MCs but please acknowledge that you are not the only otome game players out there and others might feel differently from you.
(I hope you’re not coming from a place of seeing otome games as ‘one of the last bastions of traditional femininity/gender roles’ because gatekeeping this whole genre of games and forcing each game to adhere to certain standards relating to gender is not fair to anyone [and arguably sexist].)
Another reason why some people are frustrated with Chizuru or with the treatment of her by characters and the franchise as a whole has to do with what X talked about in their critique of the Hakuouki anime series:
Set-up and pay-off.
KW sets up Chizuru as a cross-dressing young woman with a sword, who has basic knowledge in sword fighting, proves herself to be able to protect herself sufficiently (in the test by Saito and Okita), wants herself to be useful and not a burden on others.
So it feels forced, illogical, maybe even ill-willed whenever KW/EB puts Chizuru in compromising situations where she does nothing but scream and cry and has to be saved by others which fuels her self-loathing and feelings of being a burden but she never asks or is being offered to be trained nor does she become able to defend herself in the long run. There are singular scenes of her training but it never pays off. (If she was never set-up to be swordfight-savvy enough to protect herself, her always not being able to protect herself would be justified and not (as) frustrating.) And even in Okita’s EB route, Chizuru wants to fight, Okita allows her to, she kills a man, then has to be saved from another and what does Okita say to Chizuru, who clearly wants to fight by his side? That she has to leave everything to him – without offering her to teach her even though he is a kenjutsu prodigy and instructor. Set-up: Chizuru wants to fight. Pay-off: She fights and kills a man ONE SINGULAR TIME. Like, at least adhere to the Rule of Three... (Or do you think this adheres to this rule: 1) Chizuru proves herself to Saito and Okita, 2) she saves Okita from Kazama, 3) she kills a soldier? Well, it’s at least not enough pay-off for me.)
EB especially spends a lot of time describing in excruciating detail how much Chizuru suffers from guilt and self-loathing, thinking herself a burden on anyone, and how is this resolved? By the love interests saying some phrases about caring about and loving her, needing her (as emotional support...pet, tbh), kissing, sometimes sleeping with her and/or marrying her. She is never given a character arc for growth/change because the love interests are always prioritized over her.
(And she is so goddamn passive in 'her own story'... I would argue that Hakuōki is not about Chizuru, it's about the love interests. She is the Watson to the Sherlock Holmes.)
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my-castles-crumbling · 3 months
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Hey!!! It’s circus anon! Thanks so much for helping me with the pronouns. I’m gonna let you wonder a bit more why I’m called circus anon.
I have more stuff though… I had a crush on this guy at my uni for a little while, and I didn’t realise, because I’m an lesbian she/her, and feeling attracted to the opposite gender feels new and wrong to me. Some people say I want to be special, but it’s just a me thing. It was just after I started thinking about my he/they/him/them pronouns. I wondered if it was because I’d also started to act like a guy, and I’d been using makeup to look more masculine. (I love it btw)
I just don’t know if it’s because of the potential transition or just a crush, or I’m reading it completely wrong.
"I’m gonna let you wonder a bit more why I’m called circus anon."
Oh so it IS Britney
"I’d been using makeup to look more masculine. (I love it btw)"
Okay but share your tips...
Anyways, I know that for me, when I started thinking about my gender, I also started really thinking about my sexuality. Like before I came out as nonbinary, I was pretty set on identifying as a lesbian. But now? I've realized it's more complex. I'm not in as much of a rush to figure it out because I'm married, but I feel like it makes sense that when you develop a new relationship with YOUR gender, you might start to realize things about the gender(s) you are/are not attracted to.
I don't think you're wrong at all for thinking it all through!
<3 <3
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ssreeder · 11 months
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WE’RE BACK IN BUSINESS BABYYYYYY
hi sreedie :3
fuck you sreedie no zukka cuddles >:(
but also… maybe not fuck you, it depends on what we DO get in this chapter… you’re on THIN ICE
on another note, I love jee <3
surely just like employ some of the kyoshi warriors to be dishwashers??
pls tell me why when rasu was like “I can sniff whatever I want” I immediately went COCAINE T-T
oh ?? jee what did you DO omg spill bestie
I KNEW jee was a slay, he’s also sus of iroh’s methods
LMAO jee wdym you “know that prince zuko was not into men” literally HOW would you know that information T-T
but anyways yes I’m loving that the hair touching is making a COMEBACK bc I absolutely adore how the fire nation views hair and all the glorious nuances that come with it ughhhhhh… now I’m mad again about shen being dead bc his reaction to the haircut sitch was ICONIC
YOOOOO JEE NOTICED IT TOO SREEDIE I THINK JEE MIGHT BE MY SOULMATE HE ALSO SAW HOW SOKKA HAS ABSORBED ZUKOS PERSONALITY TRAITS WHILE ZUKO IS OUT OF COMMISSION
not jee being offended about the perceived slight agains his cooking skills-
here come the iroh thoughts… I will add them at the end (or potentially in another ask??? I don’t want this to be more mammoth than usual)
OH SHIT OH NO OH FUCK OH ZUKO IS GONNA FIND OUT THAT JEE KILLED SHEN oh okay at least jee has some common sense !! good for him
LMAO not jee being a gossip queen (truly my soulmate, this is actually why we got divorced sreedie you can’t compare)
“dumpling boy” ohmygod obsessed
A TEABAG why is that fucking hilarious pls tell me you have some kind of fire nation lore behind that insult
the reading scene is so sweet ;-; and like I know from second hand experience that being read to when you can’t read yourself is a Huge Deal bc when my cousin had a major back operation our aunt read to her for HOURS daily and it literally bonded them so much. so like, very important scene sreedie you’ve got me in my feels (and I’m WAITING IMPATIENTLY for rasu and zuko to become besties again)
wow the “delivered” part is so gut wrenching. that’s really the tragedy of war isn’t it? everyone just becomes a pawn unless they’re one of the chess players themselves
LMAO not the kiddos getting into fisticuffs upstairs and disturbing one of the most politically tense conversations in the fic
OH SHIT HAKODA LETTERS OMG THE PLOT IS PLOTTING SREEDIE ITS PLOTTING
ohnooooooo stop I’m so fucking sad about hakoda and thinking katara was ignoring him on purpose STOP
ah fuck sokka trauma reveal xxxx
literally so siblings to have bled and shit on each other. something something I’ve had the worst parts of you inflicted on me but I have to love you anyway
sokka trauma time !!
damn baby’s first kill… forgot about the warden tbh
“everyone is always trying to kill zuko” so true bestie they should stop!! stop trying to kill zuko fr omg!! (read that like that one tweet where that white girl was telling isis to stop terrorism lmao)
“what sokka had experienced had layers” LIKE AN ONION please why am I unable to take anything seriously anymore it’s bad
CHANG CHANG CHANG CHANG is the chang bato ship called chato or bang OMG BANG THATS ICONIC love that we’re sticking with it
(in case it wasn’t already obvious I love chang btw)
lmao chang said end sexism in the grumpiest grouchiest way possible
ykw I’m a fan of?? the fact that hakoda has the brain to plan like sokka but the resources to plan like zuko and I think that it’s fucking hilarious
“speak for yourself I’m in fucking agony” I LOVE CHANG I DEDICATE MY LIFE TO CHANG I GIVE CHANG MY WHOLE HEART
ohohohoho sokka you are actually going to be CLOSER to zuko isn’t that dandy
omg eve ;-; our lovely forest lesbians ;-; that you MURDERED
NO ZUKKA CUDDLES BUT ZUKKA WAVE??!!?!?! call me a masochist but I’m enjoying this. anyways.
ZUKKA AND CHANG REUNION OMFG I WILL CRY especially zuko chang reunion ;-; (do Not get me started on my feelings on chang vs iroh) ((jokes I will be talking about in a soon to be sent ask))
also obsessed with sokka having active beef with jee and jee is just like… this kid needs therapy ~cue rbf~
YES MY BBYGORL AZULA READY TO FUCK SHIT UP (but yeah can she pls hold off for a tad longer thx sm <3)
okokok I’ll get onto my iroh thoughts now (in another ask.. bc uh.. this is Huge) but that’s gonna take a hot minute bc I have to become Coherent.
also no longer sick!! for now. (I probably should’ve gone to see a dr much sooner anyways but too late now ig)
HUGS KISSES AND A DRAMATIC HAIR FLIP TO BID YOU FAREWELL <333
*dances on thin ice*
OLLLOOOOO LEEKIE
Yes Jee offend the group of women warriors by asking them to come wash dishes hahaha…. Nice one leekie!
Jee sailed on a ship with Zuko for 3 years… & during that time his gaydar must have broken (I feel like we can blame Zuko for breaking it somehow)
Oh iroh…. You silly silly man <3
I think rasu reading to Zuko meant a lot to him so hopefully baby steps in the right direction ;)
Hahaha it’s ok the onion joke & the sand joke legit never stop…. Damn it media for influencing words so much.
Haha Chang iroh interaction is something I’m looking forward to. It’ll be INTERESTING ;;);)
Ok leekie I’m sorry I know I said I would respond yesterday but I’m a horrible person and this is why we’re divorced! GLAD YOURE NOT SICK ANYMORE WOHOOOO
*sprinkles germs in your food*
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toboldlynerd · 1 year
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helloooo ela 😊✨!! glad your week has settled down a bit, hopefully you have an enjoyable weekend ahead of you!
i loved reading about your spotify wrapped, i haven’t listened to most of those artists/songs, so i will have to give them a try! i just listened to runaway by AURORA and i loved the way the song kept building and building, it felt almost cinematic 🎥💫. do you have a fav song by AURORA that you’d recommend 👀?
ahhhhh, your tea box sounds so cool!! is it designed to keep the tea fresh/preserved while you’re traveling, or just as a means of storage?? i’m a coffee girl through and through 😌 (and hot chocolate too, aksjsjjj that’s how i survive the winter months, but it can be our secret 🫶)
the 9-1-1 gay firefighters are also my blorbos-in-law 😂, i have yet to succumb and watch it but sounds like it might be inevitable! it looks like there was just a new season? did you enjoy it??
i looked up the summary for graceling, it seems very compelling! i haven’t read any fantasy since i was much younger but i’ve had a few recommendations for it recently, and i remember absolutely loving getting lost in those worlds as a kid 🦄
also, btw, i adored the cute animal gifs 🥺🥰, sending love your way 💙❄️✨
Hi yes hello,
This brightened my day for sure, thank you 🧡
Oh, you've asked the million dollars question lmao AURORA was my favorite artist this year (unsurprisingly) and I do love all her work. So much. It's hard to recommend her songs so I will try my best with 3 good vibes songs, 3 heart-wrenching songs and 3 in between.
Positive
1) Queendom (the YouTube video is so good!?!)
2)
3) Exist For Love (because that music video came out way earlier than planned because “her fans needed something to be happy about” and it is just so damn beautiful)
In between
1)
2)
3)
Heart-wrenching, tears possible
Murder Song (5, 4, 3, 2, 1) (yes, that specific live video for ultimate tear potential. Also tw murder as a significant plot point of the lyrics lol)
Through The Eyes Of A Child (yeah, that version is stripped back. Yeah I cried the first 3 times listening)
Boy In The Grass (it's live, I can't listen to it often cause the raw emotions rattle me every time because of the event the lyrics are based on tw gun violence and child death if you research)
Hehehhe you activated my trap card called “asking about something im passionate about”! This was so hard my dude, it took half an hour and I nearly made the list longer again.
It's just a habit I took over from my mum I guess? It's one normal teabox that gets the designated job of traveling tea box (a little bit like the jeans of teen girl book fame lmao) and then I've also bought some small one that I can use if I don't have much space to work with. It's a certain comfort to know you've got your favorite tea with you at all times...the bigger one is for loose tea leaves and the smaller one for tea bags btw hihi
Omg omgggg, friend, the gay firefighters have taken over my shipping juices since February and won't give them back for nothing 😅 Not gonna lie, a big part of my enjoyment comes from the way it's more of an ensemble show and how they incorporated canon gay and lesbian couples in the main cast (yes, you heard right! POC lesbian main character firefighter!!!!! I am still crushing on her and her wife omfg) and those two blorbos with the most excellent little boy (Chris 🧡) made me read the trope friends to husbands (as in “24hrs marriage speedrun” lets get married - why not right now - alright then) with glee and acceptance of in-character choices that got them there. They are so idiotic sometimes but also so so intelligent 😂✌️
Do you have a favorite artist? Favorite ice cream? (mine is ben and Jerry's cookie dough lol) is there a favorite holiday sweet you always Es eat this time of year?
All the best and warm greetings from a little blanket burrito called Ela ✨🧡
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SUNKISS tell me abt yr ocs *wags tail
HII YAAAY HI <33 IM VERY EXCITED ABT THIS ive been fixating on them very much recently but augh which ones to CHOOSE !! i think ill go w lyla + co since i Just. posted her
IM DOING THIS ENTIRELY BY MEMORY N JUST FOR FUN so i might not get the more nuanced details but Hi. SO!! the story focuses mainly on saige and lyla!! Saige is lyla’s bf!! He iz a bigender butch bisexual ^u^ He/they. Lyla is a transfem xenogender femme lesbian who uses she/doll/🍓/🫐!! ANDDD also saige has a younger sibling Mylo who uses xe/xir :3 i havent decided xir specific identity but xe’s in a very lesbian relationship and i 🧡 xir partners .. i will not get into them unless asked cuz they dont play a huge role here . Potential sequel material ig 💗🧡💛💚💙💜
Saige + mylo have Shitty parents and thats a whole thing but one of the main parts of the story is !! this lil game that they play as a coping mechanism — where theyve kind of assigned each other a signature creature and will . Joke around in that space?? refer to each other as such? It’s . a nice family thing just for them alone IM ALWAYS VERY BAD AT EXPLAINING IT EVERY TIME 💔 but .. siblings :] Saige is a ghost n mylo is an alien
Lyla and saige r pitted against each other (← used lightly) @ school cuz of their “opposite aesthetics” Which they rlly rlly dont ….get?!?! Whats opposite abt them . Something something that meme where it says u have more in common w someone who wears all pink/all black than someone w a “plain” style. YKNOW.,,, and so they get to talking a bit more and i haven’t decided how they begin dating yet but they do and i love them so fuckin much 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Lyla , after being accepted by mylo ofc, gets her own gimmick and becomes the princess :D BUT UHJNKBJG. Eventually she realizes shes nonbinary n sort of goes spiraling :[ Saige n lyla r both autistic BTW (probably all the others too ❤️ but this is whats important Naow). And lyla doesnt like change a whole lot, she doesnt want things to be Different with this family that she has now, despite not feeling very comfortable w the princess label anymore ,,and shes not very comfortable in her identity as a whole INCLUDING da autism
it’s !!! a journey for sure but lyla is so unconditionally loved n supported and she really comes into her own and accepts her passions and interests and weird gender feelings !!!! Starts dressing up VERY cool as well which is highly important 💛💛 she loves fun fruit patterns (SPECIAL INTEREST - i have to learn so many fruit facts on her behalf im working on it.)
saige gets the means to move out nd takes mylo w him. eventually lyla joins them :3 even more eventually, when xe’s ready, mylo moves out w all the support in the WORLD from the lovebirds. And then theyre having this conversation,, like
It turns out saige’s ghost gimmick was 99% based on his dissociation that they didn’t really know was a Thing, but therapy n support n time away from parents he’s a lot better now! ♡ i havent decided his new gimmick, but it’s different ♡♡
lyla’s gimmick has shifted to like,, a mixture of things instead of one Solid identity and it makes her so much happier, very freeing, very Fun and indicative of the things she loves!!!!!!!!!!!! Fruit bat ..vampire..funny little colorful friend :] YOUKNOW!! ❤️❤️💙💙 goddd i love her so much shes ymmbaby
AND THEN MYLO. MYLO was the ONLY one to stick to xir og gimmick. Xe’s adored neon green xir whole fucking life. (OH N both sibs r punk ofc it isn’t all abt fashion but in those terms saige is more casual and mylo goes ALL OUT .) so they get to talking, joking, as mylo is moving out — this tender lil heartfelt conversation where saige is kind of awed and feeling fond,, like,,,, how did you do it? how did you keep such a strong sense of self all that tiem (even back there)? AND MYLO CITES having rlly supportive lesbian parents . And it takes a second for the couple to process but they really really cry Whbjbhjgmfk .. !!!!!! ITS JUST SO . I HEART THEM
THIS IS SO LOOONG BUT THATS THEM THATS MY BAYBIES…BMBJN,GLFD,MBV,
theyre so ❣️💖💕💖💗💗💖 THANK U BTW !!! AWAWA
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genderqueer-rat · 1 year
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I posted 21,513 times in 2022
That's 3,079 more posts than 2021!
32 posts created (0%)
21,481 posts reblogged (100%)
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I tagged 682 of my posts in 2022
#unreality - 39 posts
#goncharov - 38 posts
#food - 18 posts
#like - 17 posts
#ai generated - 10 posts
#ffxiv - 9 posts
#tw unreality - 8 posts
#also - 7 posts
#not to be a lesbian but oh my god - 7 posts
#but like - 6 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#of course cis weirdos say both that theres no difference between cis men and cis women and also that poor cis girls stand no chance against
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Tumblr should add a new report item called "porn bot"
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#4
pronouns are accessories actually and I'm adorning myself how I please
5 notes - Posted January 15, 2022
#3
death is the ultimate equalizer and I think some motherfuckers need to be brought down a peg
5 notes - Posted January 6, 2022
#2
oh, btw I don't care if you're trans - if you are a transmed you're holding hands with terfs and other transphobes and you don't get cookie points for being a good little queer and not icky like the rest of us.
7 notes - Posted June 16, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
I haven't seen anyone here talk about it yet, but if y'all care about owning or even seeing animals that aren't dogs and cats please be aware of the America COMPETES Act of 2022. The Act is 3,000 pages long and while most of it isn't relevant, some of it contains amendments to the Lacey Act. The Lacey Act, among other things, allows states to determine what they consider 'injurious' to native wildlife and put it on a blacklist, meaning it cannot be transported into or through that state. The America COMPETES Act of 2022 seeks to mush that all up into bits by requiring a universal whitelist nationwide effectively meaning that if something could be an invasive species in southern Florida, transporting it to Alaska (from anywhere in the world, whether for personal ownership, zoo or wildlife caretaking, sanctuary care, feed for other animals, etc etc) would be illegal and - if utilized as the Lacey Act has been, potentially a felony. Transportation both internationally AND between states for non-whitelisted animals would be illegalized, and identification of animals would be placed in the hands of enforcing officers from the US Fish and Wildlife Service. No more bringing your pet across state lines to move or for veterinary care if it is (as it so often is) impossible to find anyone closer. No more feeding your pets insects that might not have made it into the (as of yet undefined) whitelist. No more new intakes for zoos of animals that haven't either. This act could also potentially effect the ownership of certain animals in that list.
The potential problems goes on and on. Please look at USARK's article on this to and get more information on WHY this is a problem, as well as information on who and how to contact about keeping this gross overreach out of our legal system.
tl;dr a new act is threatening exotic (see, everything except a cat or dog) animal keepers, owners and sellers and NEEDS to be addressed before it passes unread.
20 notes - Posted February 13, 2022
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Ok this is for the ask Meme
1, 2, 5, 7, 11, 12, 13 and 16
Please and thank you 🥰
1.  Oh This is gonna be a long one!  I didn’t get into Ducktales until New Gods on the Block and I also watched Toonstarterz vid on how the reboot fixed Donald and Daisy’s relationship.  Then in December I learned on both Youtube and Tumblr that the reboot would be canceled after 3 seasons (random person leaked that announcement on twitter and I’d chalk the rest to executive meddling) . That was flat out disappointing.  Don’t get me wrong, Ducktales isn’t perfect and Season 3 was starting to show early signs of seasonal rot.  I managed to not watch the final episodes of Season 3 and the finale (believe me that had problems and with it wasted potential and characters, Have you seen the Voltron Finale)  Ducktales was an overall decent reboot, to quote a gramophone meme, “Does not work but could be fun to fix”.  So I decided to create Karass to write about my OCs individual arcs (that don’t get impacted by any member of the Duck Family, I swear it was similar to Steven Universe’s Main Character Syndrome) and how they all grow as characters throughout their story.  This labor of love might act as both Quality over Quantity, and 34 chapters proving why Humble overpowers Clout.
2.  Echo: Kingfisher
Kyoko Stegano: Azure winged Magpie
Kaguya: Eurasian Sparrow
Tuyen: Vietnamese Greenfinch
Nozomi: White Cheeked Starling
Seyran, Kadriye, Eylem, and Zeki Tahir: Common Firecrest
Rumi: Flying Fox
Velerie: Secretarybird
5.  While Canon was targeted for TV-Y7, Karass will be aimed at Young Adults, so I’d say TV-PG to TV-14 at best. The intended age range is 15-21.
7. Karass is both Canon Compliant AND Divergent.  The finales for Seasons 2 and 3 will be altered.  I do have plans to write in subtle Worldbuilding since my OCs do end up traveling (just not like the Duck Family does on their adventures) So far the events of Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck don’t happen because that was the worst episode of Season 3.  The Rumble for Ragnarok in this AU is considered to be a lost episode.
11.  Echo, Tuyen, Nozomi and the Tahirs are alright in their plot lines, but no doubt Kyoko and Kaguya are going to be tied for the most Angst.  
12.  Echo: Demiromantic Asexual She/Her
Kyoko: GNC Sapphic Asexual She/Her
Kaguya: Demigirl AroAce She/They
Tuyen: Demiromantic Lesbian She/Her
Nozomi: Trans Woman Bisexual She/They
Seyran: Asexual She/Her
Kadriye and Eylem: Demisexual She/Her(Kadriye) He/Him(Eylem)
Rumi: Genderfluid Polyromantic Pansexual She/They/Ve/Xe
Velerie: Transfem Lesbian She/Her
I’ve also got to learn how to subvert Queerbaiting (thank you OFMD) since DT17 lacked a lot of prominent same sex couples and had too much focus on their hetero ones.
13. To sum up what I’ve typed in my Notes App, (Hate Sink Mark Beaks was in Prologue 4 btw) Storkules and Selene for Echo’s arc, Obviously Lunaris and Bradford as the main antagonists for both parts (their whole characters will be changed drastically). Buford, Bentley, Black Heron, SteelBeak, Phantom Blot, Pepper (surprisingly during Kyoko’s arc) Gandra (who will also have an interesting dynamic with Kyoko) Penumbra will appear in Kaguya’s arc, M’ma Cabrera, Faris Djinn, Gyro, Fenton, Zan Owlson, and Daisy Duck. 
16. Kaguya and then Kyoko.  That is the plan.
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lostjulys · 2 years
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ROSWELLL SHAKING U BY THE SHOULDERS!!!!!! I WANNA KNOW SOOOO MUCH ABT UR OCS. WHO R EDEN N FINCH !!!! BUBBLES IS SO COOL N PRETTY I LOVE HER PINK HAIR ...... this is ur free card to ramble SO much
MAC GHOSTIEZONE......... U R ENABLING MEEEE..... ok ok ok gd dragging the dusty syndicateverse lore out of whatever godforsaken cupboard it lives in my mind.
EDEN......... eden my beloved he isssss. a magical influencer & model. basically he is the heir to a big corporation (like. crockercorp except it's not as actively evil and u get matrilineal inherited magic.) he's verified on ig and tiktok. kind of serves robert pattinson vibes in terms of fucking strangeness. also he's a witch who will inherit all the collective abilities of his predecessors. has survived several assassination attempts also got both of his hands cut off when he was ten in an attempt to neutralize any potential threat he might pose (stupid idea it didn't work it just sucks for him now) (<- none of this is public knowledge btw he's known mostly as that fucking twink who was a met gala co-chair once.) the inherent comedy of like. the in-universe equivalent of if bella hadid was potentially one of the most powerful people in the country & people were trying to kill her all the time, except no one knows that.
finch!!!!! finch is fucking stupid they sometimes drive despite being legally blind they r a college student they make cool little abstract sculptures which can come to life they have anxiety disorder!! they know inky and bubbles via their friend bruce who's part-time hired muscle for the same group that bubbles often takes jobs for. theres like. some unregistered illegal mage or hitman or other criminal asleep on their couch, like, 90% of the time but they try not to get involved in anything directly. this never works. also they get absorbed into the big crime family (<- in the sense the word should be used, which is found family that also does fucked up and illegal things <3) which is good.
ALSO. bubbles moment. oh im so fond of her shes so self indulgent so cliche i love her. imagine u mash together deadpool & harley quinn into one person & then make them SO much more amoral and violent & give them fluffy pink hair and access to so many guns & also make them an alchemist. thats bubbles. i love her. femme lesbian. gives off the MOST big sister vibes ever. minh's twins fucking love her. has a body count thats honestly probably near three digits by now.
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^had 2 run to class BUT. thsi is them ^_^
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I got tagged for this by the delightful @las-lus​. ta, dear heart!
1. why did you choose your url?
I fell in love with The Amazing Devil (and have yet to fall out with it) and just... yeah. It’s from one of my favorite of their lyrics:
Day by day oh lord three things I pray That I might understand as best I can How bold I was, could be - will be - still am, by god still am
2. any sideblogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.
Not really, unless you count my old blog that I abandoned due to some interpersonal fandom wank shit on a totally other website that i just... did not want to potentially have to deal with fielding on tumblr as well, and I’d linked regularly to my tumblr so I knew ppl knew where to find me. (I don’t much care any more, it’s @actuallyclintbarton)
Unfortunately for y’all, I do not give a fuck about restricting my fandom reblogs and shitposting to thematically appropriate blogs, y’all get to deal with ALL OF IT. ;)
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
2012! my original username was bemyselfloudly. (i’ve also been through shit like... whatwouldcapdo, queersuperteens, wrotemyown, actuallyclintbarton, cottoncandydumpass, and ruffboijuliaburnsides. I know I’m missing a few lmao. I don’t change my URL on a whim mostly anymore)
4. do you have a queue tag?
I’ve had quite a few! I think the one I kept longest was “always we will queue as one”, from the Avengers Assemble theme song? Mostly bc I forgot to change it for a while. currently, it’s “i promise queue i’m not broken”, from TAD’s “Farewell Wanderlust”.
Other entries: “i’ve got red in my queue”, “to queue the monsters we created monsters”, “i am not queueing away my shot”, “were queueing it man. were making it happen.”, and “abracafuqueue”.
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
I randomly found a trans guy’s blog who was... like he wore stockings and heels and makeup and dressed really feminine but was still A TRANS GUY. And that spoke to my lil not-out-as-trans-to-anyone-at-all heart, and so the first handful of posts were probably introspective shit. And then I started reblogging MCU stuff. And then birdie got a blog and I was lost.
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
Oh! My icon is currently art of one of my many DnD characters, a gnomish warlock named Cricket! My wife got a commish of her and her halfling girlfriend Ambria on Flight Rising from a particularly delightful artist, and I love it dearly.
Here’s the full piece, btw (with a gradient on it bc the original is transparent):
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Cricket’s whole “starting concept” is basically just “Party Girl-era Ke$ha, but a gnome, a lesbian, and bound to a warlock patron”, she has fully helped win a cage match by hitting a guy in the dick with a folding chair, and I love her constantly drunk or hungover lil ass DEARLY.
7. why did you choose your header?
It’s Joey Batey, who sang the line my url/header text is from, but also it’s fuckin HAWT.
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH *sob* It’s a post from February with like 63k notes about Quibi doing a quarantine home video version of The Princess Bride.
9. how many mutuals do you have?
I have no earthly idea and I have no way to check. PROBABLY AROUND 200?
10. how many followers do you have?
5,109. Gods bless you all, why are you HERE????
11. how many people do you follow?
392. I am very picky, clearly XD
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
I mean, hasn’t EVERYONE?
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
anywhere from “no times” to “essentially constantly”. It really depends on the day and where my brain is.
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?
Not with any particular blog. I’ve got particular arguments I feel strongly about and will fight any time I see it on my dash, but it’s not a particular FEUD or anything. Possibly the closest is the artist formerly known as zarabitha bc I had serious issues with their headcanons/fandom policing, but that’s ancient news and I’m p sure she never recognized me as a unique individual.
15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?
i resent them and generally actively AVOID reblogging them. Don’t fuckin try to guilt me into shit motherfuckers, I’m not here for that.
16. do you like tag games?
Yes!!! I don’t always respond as promptly as I’d like, but I adore them!!!!
17. do you like ask games?
Ditto above. LOVE ‘EM. Not always timely.
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
Probably @seananmcguire​ and @thebibliosphere​ are the closest to tumblr famous amongst my mutuals.
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
....I mean, YEAH? it’s kinda a foregone conclusion, I crush easy.
20. tags?
WHOEVER WANTS TO. I mean this. Pls tag me as having tagged you. I just can’t CHOOSE. So fuck that. I guess specifically @jackironsides​ and @persony-pepper​ but specifically pls JUST IF YOU WANNA DO THIS, DO IT.
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hi! i’m the anon that has the DB au and since u seemed interested i thought i’d give more details! souda gives schools the bouncers number to call when he’s in trouble, when DB finds out what his bday is he feels really bad for missing it and just spends the rest of the year planning an amazing party for next year, souda cries when he comes into work to a surprise party, DB has nicknames for embrione souda is kid gundham is kid boyfriend since he thinks it’s funny when he gets embarrassed(pt.1)
(pt.2)before sonia meets DB souda makes sure to tell him to be nice since she’s a princess and DB responds by bowing down to her, it becomes a running jokes with them, when he learned about souda getting bullied he offered to walk him home, souda turned him down so he’d just follow behind him and make sure no one was messing with him, he was the one that made souda apply to hopes peak (this is a non killing au btw) and the first person souda told when he got in, he drove him to the first day 
These are all so damn cute I am losing my mind (the nyquil might be helping lol)
I don’t even know what to add, I’m just so in love with this au and I’m a little out of it from being sick/cough medicine lol so please excuse my ramblings:
Db calling Gundham ‘kid’s boyfriend’ is great and Soda blushes everytime he does cus he’s like embarrassed but also ‘wow I actually have a boyfriend.’ haha. I like to think he doesn’t actually call Gundham that to his face though, DB probably uses some of the titles Gundham gives himself when when he is actually talking to him (overlord or ice, prince of darkness, etc.) and Gundham loves it and is like ‘wow can you be my dad too?” lol (it’s funny cus when he marries Soda DB does sort of become his dad too lol)
Sonia is DB’s favorite of Soda’s friends cus he thinks shes so damn funny, but also responsible enough to keep Soda out of trouble haha (He laughs for like an hour straight the first time he hears her swear). Soda cringes soo hard every time DB bows to Sonia lol,(he does like the full getdown on one knee and dramatic arm sweep into hand over heart kind of bow too, not just like a normal Japanese bow lol). At first Sonia probably tells him he doesn’t have to do that but he’s like ‘nah, you are royalty so it makes sense, plus, the kid hates it so it’s fun lol’ and Sonia is like ‘oh, well if it’s to bug Soda then go for it’ lol they both enjoy teasing Soda together and Soda regrets ever introducing them lol
One day DB happens to see Soda getting picked on and he’s like gearing up to scare the other kids off but before he can do anything Hajime, Sonia, and Gundham show up and Hajime makes sure Soda’s ok while Sonia and Gundham so some weird chants and poses or something to “curse” the bullies and it scares them off and DB is like ‘ok, well at least I know he has good friends. This kid will be alright.’ (Also I just love the idea of Sonia and Gundham defending Soda, I am going to be thinking about this for hours)
DB is just so goddamned proud when Soda gets into hopes peak cus he knows how much potential he has and he’s so glad he’s finally getting recognition for it. He’s also super relieved because going to Hope’s peak means Soda can live in the dorms and get away from his shitty dad. He also packs him a lunch for his first day that has a sticky note on it that just says some cheesy shit like ‘I’m so proud of you son’ on it and Soda absolutely does not tear up when he sees it, that is a lie Hajime is spreading because he’s a bitch, and any one who says otherwise is also a bitch lol
(He keeps the sticky note. It’s still on a cork board by his work desk in the Garage he buys when hes older)
AAAAH theres still 2 more messages about this but I think I’ll save them for when my brain is less shitty haha
Oh, and for anyone who missed it, the idea for this au came from froggish-lesbian so if you’re enjoying it, please send some love their way!
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What's your most chaotic interaction from tumblr? Like rate dumb things that has happened or something jkshceks
oh my god get ready because this took me looking through my asks back until early 2017. i got whiplash reliving some of these. narrowed many moments down to the best ones. behold some of my most chaotic/dumb interactions on tumblr, from most recent to least:
‘not to be an asshole but could you stop making content’ incredible. came for my entire life. for $8,000 i will stop. 8/10
‘why can’t adora be white? :( don’t us white lesbians deserve representation too? :(’ i wanted to die when i got this ask. i still am in disbelief over the fact that this happened. 9/10
‘read your fic - you’re gay’ yeah i got clocked for being gay. what the fuck :( exposed :( 7/10
‘can you flirt in the dms i’m too single for this shit’ getting scolded by anons for allegedly flirting.... yeah call me out! 7/10
‘i have reported you to the secret service for talking about assassinating trump btw’ was anon messing w me? did they want me to be scared? who knows. im not even american. 6.5/10
‘fyi i took a screenshot of one of your posts. ten minutes later my house burnt down so now a screenshot of your post is next to pictures of my house in flames’ 9.5/10. it was definitely my fault. im so sorry i caused your house to burn anon i take full responsibility. u didn’t even blame me for the fire but u should have 
‘how dare u say straights aren’t allowed in the b99 fandom. its 2019 fandoms should be inclusive and welcoming of people regardless of their sexuality????’ 9/10. still cannot believe till this day that i was accused of oppressing the straights 
‘jake is straight you can die mad about it 😘‘ 9/10. amazing. love it when straight people send me death threats for headcanoning characters as bi
 ‘how do you pronounce your name i’ve been saying it as mice hell’ 9.5/10. absolutely incredible that anon thought my incredibly common name michelle was pronounced like this
‘An hour or two? LOL NO. I browse tumblr barely for 15-20 minutes. Of which I have exactly 90 seconds to go through your blog and read dcau chapter if there are responses of new one. Which I do in hardly 45 seconds. So, I actually just skim through the chapter and absorb more than others who read it like twice/thrice. Also, I am writing this long ass ask because my girlfriend is making me wait in my car and wasting our precious time we'd be spending on our date instead. YIKES.’ 9.5/10. ok for context. i uploaded a 15k chapter for a fic and in the tags i told people to be prepared because the chapter might take them like an hour or two to read. and this anon was pissed off that i would dare assume they would take such a long time to read my fic. also they had to tell me why they took the time to send me that ask in the first place. it is so fucking funny
‘Fuck can't wait. You told Monday, now you're telling Tuesday tommorow you'll say Wednesday? Bitch.😠‘ 7/10 i told people i would post my fic on monday but then i delayed it and this anon called me a bitch. this ask is hilarious 
‘Not just to Andy but also every other stranger. Nobody should let you near them if they are uncomfortable. You are bisexual that means everyone should know that you are an equal Potential Threat to all females with all the harassing going on. Being bisexual has its own advantages and disadvantages. You too fall into the category of creepy males creeppin out other females.‘ 8.5/10. i said ‘i want to hug andy samberg’ once and anon decided i was a predator. like yes this is so biphobic but also the way they treated me like a dangerous threat for wanting to hug a celebrity is so funny
‘i just got home from getting kidnapped for 5 days (lol long story) but seeing that you updated your fic definitely helped!’ 10/10. probably the most iconic ask i have ever gotten. also anon was serious and came back in a second ask to explain a little bit more about what happened. i hope they are living a safe happy life now 
‘not to burst your fandom bubble but my child’s middle name was in honor of my father not b99′ remember when chelsea peretti roasted me for making an inaccurate joke about how the middle name of hers and jordan peele’s child was ‘gino’ because it was like the boy version of gina? remember how she slapped me in the face and i completely deserved it for making a stupid joke? my shitposts have definitely been the death of me. will i stop? no. 10/10
‘cocaine girl do not die in that earthquake’ okay so. cocaine girl was one of the funniest commenters i have ever had the pleasure of knowing on my most popular fic. one day in her comment she said ‘there’s an earthquake happening rn hope i don’t die sskksksks’ and then she vanished. she didn’t comment for several chapters. i was super fucking worried you guys i thought she died or didn’t like my fic anymore. according to my memory she came back like weeks later in my comment section like ‘lmao yeah something hit my head during the earthquake and i was in the hospital for five days im ok now tho’ 10/10
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I loved warrior nun! I went into it w no expectations other than my brother telling me to watch it and it ended up being so good! I looooove Beatrice and was so happy to see she’s gay (I’m assuming based on her heartbreaking reaction to the word lesbian that she’s specifically a lesbian). Ava honestly annoyed me a lot of the time but I loved all the others, esp Mary! And Ava/B seemed like a potential thing in that hug for me too and then post cinderblocks was !!!! Even tho I think it’ll (1/2)
End up as a one-sides crush given her earlier fixation on JC I could also see them as a slow burn friendship turned more. I doubt the show will go there but you never know lol. The show was good beyond any shipping tho which is actually rare for me nowadays, I really hope they get a second season! (2/2) 
It was good! I was shocked, tbh. It was good in this very specific way that I appreciated, partly because recently, in addition to the shows I watch on the regular, I’ve been trying some f/f books, mostly genre, and the variation in quality of the pacing and especially dialogue can be so noticeable. I need dialogue to be four things: natural, distinct between different characters, advancing character, and advancing plot and honestly, this should be the bare minimum, but it’s really not. So I just super appreciated it in this show that I absolutely didn’t expect it from, first seasons and super cheesy sff plots usually mean tons of worldbuilding exposition and attempts to establish and nail down characters, but this did so well with that, just jumping in and passing info as needed. And the actors all committed to their admittedly absurd characters and totally embodied them. I think honestly I just had such low expectations that this exceeding them so well made for an even bigger positive gap in the experience.
Yes, I LOVED Beatrice, god, what a character! From the start. So compassionate while being such a competent leader, that is my absolute favorite character combo. It’s like, you’re a good judge of people, you see them for what they are, and you still think well of them. Love that. And the little hints about her gayness, which I do agree with you, I think she is a lesbian, but how it was revealed! This goes back to what I was praising above, how the show chose to tell this story, what and how it revealed, who it focused on when it did it. Like, you know from Camila telling her about that passage while smiling to herself, that she knows about Bea’s past and if she does, you can speculate that it’s probably a whole open secret, and from Camila’s own reaction, not everyone judges her for it as harshly as Bea herself seems to. How much was conveyed in just that little! I loved her relationship with Camila, tbh! I almost wonder if that’s where they might go, but maybe not. I’m kind of afraid they’ll kill off Camila if/when s2 picks up because you can’t have this high stakes battle and not kill someone off, right? Maybe Mother Superion (who had the HOTTEST voice, btw). 
Ava...Ava, Ava, Ava. I can totally see how she rubs people the wrong way but I found her endearing. She’s a total dumbass, for sure, but she knows it, they all do, lol. She’s trying! Mary was greaaat. The way she’s gonna protect Ava because of Shannon...everyone’s so multilayered. Lilith being raised for this and being passed over again and again, like, I love them all.
The Ava/Bea (Beava? oh wait, lmao, probably not) thing is...it’s definitely canon one-sided, yeah, I guess we’ll have to wait to see how they go with them? The way they introduced JC and even his whole crew, I thought he’d stay relevant the whole time, but he disappeared halfway through and tbh, I don’t know what he could offer next season, except a place to lie low, since Jillian’s now distracted? But they have other contacts already and if they bring him back, it’ll have to be for more than that. He better not get his own powers or something.
Man, though, I would so love if they went with Ava/Bea, not just for the main character wlw part or it being super central f/f, but they’re legit great as friends and teammates, Bea gets through to Ava in a way nobody else does (though Mary comes close--who’d have thought, being nice works) and Ava helps Bea let loose a little without compromising her leadership. I actually super loved that even after the ep 8 reveals, Bea didn’t lose what made her Bea, she didn’t start to moon over Ava and drop the part of her that’s a great leader. A lot of media has so much trouble writing character dynamics after that turn, they’ll soften and neuter them far beyond they should, they become different characters, but Bea was exactly who she always was. I also hope they get a second season to like, at least finish off this story, but also I wouldn’t mind seeing more of the f/f. :P
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My Favorite Cats Ships
Okie dokie, @whitmerule wanted to know my main ships/pairings and I knew I’d have to make a post dedicated to this at some point so here it is lol (also sorry this is so long). My “main” universe, which is what all of my main pairings are in, is based on the ‘98 film for the most part (although really all of my universes are based on the ‘98 film, just with alterations here and there). 
Edit: My preferences have changed somewhat, so I’ve edited this list to reflect my current feelings towards certain pairings. This means that I’ve deleted some pairings that I don’t like much anymore, and have added some new ones :). All of these ships are in no particular order btw.
Main Pairings:
Tuggoffelees 
-I know it’s super popular and there’s loads of content on them, but I still stan. I don’t love them AS much as I used to, but they were my first ship in this fandom, and therefore are still very important to me. 
Demebombastrap 
-In terms of individual pairings, I really like Demelurina and Bombastrap on their own, but I like them best all together. I used to be quite fond of Demestrap by itself, but I’ve gotten pretty tired of that ship over time personally (obviously nothing against people who like this pairing a lot, kudos to y’all who love Demestrap ^^), so I’m not that big a fan of them on their own anymore. In order of the individual pairings I like best: Demelurina first, Bombastrap second, and Demestrap not so much.
Skimblegus (Skimbleshanks/Asparagus Jr., NOT Gus the theatre cat, I see the two of them as separate characters in most productions).
Jellydots (Sweet lesbian grandmas <3).
Tumblejem 
-This is my self-projection asexual pairing, leave me alone lol. They give me bestie vibes and I love that for them <3.  
Platoriateazer 
-This is a bit of a rarepair, but it is one of my main ships, I see Teazer and Plato as platonic partners and Tori as their mutual gf. Alternatively, I like Victeazer and Platoria on their own as well, although I like Victeazer a bit more than Platoria, but I prefer them all together.
And that’s about it for my “main” pairings, here’s a list of my alternate pairings/rarepairs that I love too much for my own good.
Alternate Pairings/Rarepairs:
Demandra 
-No longer my main blog’s url, but they have their own blog now and therefore are still ridiculously important to me XD. This is my fave rarepair, and might also be even MORE of a self-projection asexual pairing for me than they were before. I’ll say it once, this is my ultimate comfort pairing. 
Plonzostrap (Plato/Alonzo/Munkustrap, alternatively, I like Alonzostrap and Plonzo on their own as well, although I haven’t put that much thought into Munklato on its own).
Platoricopat (Cats Zurich got me obsessed with this concept, and @whitmerule’s gifs are are just *chef’s kiss*).
George/Etcetera/Electra 
-I don’t really have a ship name for this, and also this particular pairing is very complicated and I’ll try to explain it as best I can. George and Etcetera are romantic partners, Etcetera and Electra are queer-platonic partners (I see Electra as aromantic), and George and Electra are platonic partners. This is technically a main pairing for me, but it’s sort of rare and complicated in its dynamics so I put it down here. Also, I adopted the hc that George is a Pollicle btw.
Oh and just as an aside, I also really like Elecctera and Etceorge on their own, but I probably slightly prefer Elecctera, I just love the queer-platonic besties vibes of them <3. 
Mungocavity (This is in a scenario where Macavity is less evil and more of a dumbass, but I really like this pairing. It would be one of my main pairings if my main universe Macavity wasn’t complete shit).  
Jemtoria
-One of my newer ships, I usually see Tori and Jem as being somewhat far apart in age, so this is in a scenario where Jem’s a bit aged up and Tori’s a bit aged down. I love everything about this pairing. Considering how much Jem and Tori interact with each other in the show, this ship has so much potential to me. They’re just so soft and they make me really happy <3. 
Tuggoffeleteazer
-Once upon time I didn’t think I’d ever ship Tugger or Misto with really anyone but each other, but times change. Initially, I got very interested in the idea of Rumpletugger (which I still quite like on it’s own), but then later became intrigued by the idea of Mistoteazer (and all the shenanigans they’d get up to, both being mischievous and chaotic), so of course this led to me just putting all three of them together XD. I love this trio so much, they just give “bestie vibes ONLY” type of energy, and feel like a super chaotic friend group, and that makes me really happy. 
Bombbella
-I’m not even sure how to explain what led me to becoming so attached to this ship XD. I had seen people mention it being a neat concept in passing, but I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who actually truly ships them. I basically got into this ship through my “Jellicle leader Griz” au thing, which is an au where Griz is the oldest of Deuteronomy’s children and was expected to become the next Jellicle leader. She’s much younger in this au than how I typically see her, so the newer Griz design fits well in this scenario. I just got really into the idea of Griz and Bomba being tragic ex-lovers. 
They dated for a long time in their teens, broke up for a few years, and then got back together again when they had matured, and then Griz went and abandoned the tribe (as well as Bomba) to see the world and pursue her dream of being a star. Griz returned eventually, but the damage had been done, and Bomba was far from ready to forgive her. In the end though, she does forgive Griz, as does everyone else, but then Griz goes on to be reborn, and they miss their chance at happily being together. It’s just all in all a really fun concept for me to play around with, and has so much angst potential. 
Jellycass
-Not a new ship, quite the opposite actually. This is a ship that I usually don’t think much about (hence why it wasn’t here when I first made this list), but whenever I do, I always feel at peace inside lol. I can’t for the life of me find the post that got me into this ship (trust me, I have searched ALL over tumblr for it, I looked through both Jellylorum’s and Cassandra’s ENTIRE tags and still couldn’t find it), but I saw a post when I was first getting into the Cats fandom that talked about how Jelly and Cass would be this sort of “odd couple” that the tribe didn’t really understand, but clicked super well with each other for some reason. 
Even though I only ever saw that one post on them for a long time, I grew really attached to the ideas it presented for Jellycass. I like the age gap concept in particular, with my personal idea of it being Cass in her late twenties to early thirties, and Jelly being in her late thirties to early forties. It really heightens the “odd couple” energy of them, and I can see Cass getting along really well with someone older. Troika provides me all the rights for this ship <3. 
Some Extra Stuff:
Even though I like Platoria as an individual ship, and ship them to a degree, I’m not super interested in them. They’re a bit bland for me if I’m being honest. I like seeing them on my dash, but I won’t actively seek out content of them, so please don’t tag me in stuff surrounding them if you don’t mind (obviously this doesn’t apply to their poly equivalent). I used to include Demestrap in this section, but now I’m really not all that fond of them, I really only like them together in a poly scenario, like Demebombastrap or even Demelonzostrap. 
There’s a bunch of ships that I categorize as “I like it, but I don’t ship it,” and that’s where ships like Munkujerrie and Alonzoffelees fall. They’re ships that I enjoy as concepts, and that I would probably read fanfic about if given the opportunity (and like fanart of), but I don’t necessarily ship them. So you don’t need to tag me for them. 
The only ships that I just straight up don’t like, although I have nothing against people who like them, are Tuggerlurina, Mistoria, Skimbledots, and Jellygus, Tuggerlurina being the one I dislike the most. I just scroll past content of them if I see it on my dash, I thought I should probably list them here cause idk, might be useful to @whitmerule to know which ships I really don’t like. 
Note: I don’t see any of the characters I listed here as being biologically related, some people hc Deme and Bomba as sisters, or Etcetera and Electra as being twins, I don’t see this personally (In fact I have a whole bunch of family hcs that I’ll probably save for another post, if anyone even wants to read that lol). 
And now for my favorite 2019 movie pairings (which I also don’t see any of them as being biologically related), because they’re sort of relevant since I’m listing pairings and stuff so I feel like putting them here too:
2019 Movie Main Pairings
Mistoriastraps 
-This is the ONLY scenario where I like Misto and Tori together. I only like it when it’s in the 2019 movie, and only if it’s with Munk, those are my two requirements lol. I think Munktoria and Munkoffelees are really cute too, but I don’t care for them that much, I like them best all together.
Demandra (I see their relationship very differently in the movie, and I prefer their stage-show relationship, but as always, I love them). 
Tantojerrie 
-I know they don’t really interact in the movie, but I saw people talking about them as a ship on here, and I just think they’d be really cute. Technically Tanto is implied to be kitten age in the movie, but I imagine this as a post-movie, next Jellicle Ball type scenario. I see Tanto as being on the cusp of adulthood, where she’ll probably be an adult at the next Jellicle Ball, and I see Jerrie as being a very young adult, so they’re not far apart in my mind (plus I see Jellicles, being cats and all, aging differently than humans, so this isn’t as odd to me as it might be to other people).
2019 Movie Alternate Pairings:
These are just my alternate pairings for Misto, Tori, and Munk if Mistoriastraps doesn’t happen lol:
Tuggoffelees
-I’ve adopted the hc that they’re ex-boyfriends in the 2019 movie, and I like to imagine that they’ve sorted things out post-movie and got back together.
Victeazer
Skimblestrap
That’s about it for my ships. Thank you for reading if you got this far lol. 
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If rcg decide to make macdennis canon, how do you think they would do it? Like what do you think is the most likely way for them to go about it? (I'm just wondering if other ppl think they're gonna try acclimatize the dude bros or what) Also, how does that realistic version compare to the personal version that you have, i.e. what would make most sense to you/the way that you would most like to see it happen? Love your blog btw!
Okay so after work yesterday I spent 5 hours talking about my friend’s ocs and then watching The O.C. so I obvi did not get to this yesterday like I said I would, but I did think about it and that counts for something. So now i’m typing and this started getting long so will put it under a cut. Thank you for loving my blog.
Anyway. Canon macdennis. I think it’ll happen. I don’t know if the dudebros can be acclimated any more. I mean they still write “scripts” (read: fanfiction) where Mac is still fucking women. So. The dudebros will never be there, although there are plenty out there who were Very Into how hot Mac was this season. (I was on reddit while the season was airing don’t @ me) 
I think it would be stupid for them to have a loving and tender moment between them as their, like, thing. I need Dennis to acknowledge he’s into dudes first, though, otherwise it’s weird. Like we See Things, but he’s specifically called himself straight so “all of a sudden” wanting to make out with Mac would be out there. They need to acclimate me and I guess I don’t want Dennis’s coming out to be directly tied to Mac or for anyone to pretend he’s straight with an exception.
Although I am into the idea of there just being a normal thing happening and Dennis is like “Well as a romantic couple, Mac and I are obviously best suited for this thing” and just like.... move past it. Nothing much changes except for the potential for more dumbassery. As much as the ending of himym hurt, I did like when Barney and Robin were dating and were like “Oh we never fight because whenever we start to fight we just have sex instead” and I think that’s peak macdennis behavior.
I think it would be funny if Mac rejected Dennis like “oh I only love you like a friend ^-^ but thank you, your opinion as a man means a lot to me.” I did write a fic where Mac DENNIS systems Dennis, bc we all know Dennis is easily manipulated and Mac is like “oh that’s just how you get someone to fall in love with you don’t worry I wasn’t going to do the separate part” and it was dumbass rights. (and like i guess if you haven’t read that fic sorry for spoiling the ending, but it’s whatever)
Ideally, I would like Glenn back in the writer’s room because Dennis is a much better character when he’s actively part of the process. He would give a much better voice to bi dennis than like... rob or charlie. or god forbid megan. (and yeah i think bi dennis might be more likely, or maybe i’m more hopeful bc we just don’t get a lot of bi rep in media and i just want it and i don’t think Dee’s a lesbian and I don’t think they’ll make her one although wouldn’t it be neat if Dennis and Dee were just twin disaster bisexuals? revolutionary.)
I think an offhand comment might be the most likely, like how nb charlie came about. (though i don’t think they actually realized what they were doing there haha) And i’d be fine with that. it could be funny and I think it would open up a lot of hijinks to ensue
But I also think they’re cowards and might just continue queerbaiting so there’s that. Like “here’s your little scraps of representation, don’t worry I have two gay moms and a gay brother so I know everything about the gay community”
So yeah that’s my take on that thank you for coming to my ted talk
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9. Which fic has been the hardest to write?
Hmm at this point I’d have to say Satisfaction. Any smut fic or fic involving smut is always challenging to write, because you (or at least I) want to keep it fresh and interesting and get across something more than just the sex, without resorting to being clinical. But this one was especially tricky because it was just as much a character study and a fucking essay to anyone who thinks sub!Catra could ever be a thing as it was a smut fic, and because the content was very delicate and I needed to make sure it was getting across exactly what I was trying to say and nothing more, nothing less. So there was the usual slog of writing smut plus the paralysis of feeling like it needed to be perfect, and frustration when I couldn’t seem to get it right. That’s quite the combination, I’ll tell ya.
37. Talk about your current wips.
Oh, boy! I love this question. :D
In no particular order…
Demons (She-Ra, Catradora): This fic is basically therapy for myself and Catradora, and anyone in the fandom willing to brave the trigger warnings. It’s been taxing but extremely cathartic to write, as it’s essentially about what it’s like to be a survivor of child abuse. This fic really only has a plot to allow me to address whatever issues I want to, and it was originally supposed to be, like, 6 chapters. We’re going on 23 now, whoops! I really do love this fic, though, with my whole heart. It’s probably the most raw, profound, meaningful piece of writing I’ve ever done. I love She-Ra for how openly it deals with the long-term effects of abuse, and I can only hope I’ve done the canon story and characters justice.
Loyalty (Hunger Games, Joniss): This is my longest fic, both in terms of words (333k) and how long I’ve been working on it (5 years). Believe it or not, I am still plugging away. And actually, in some ways this might be the most meaningful piece I’ve written. It involves a lot of the same themes as Demons, like abuse and implied neurodivergence, but it’s all in the background, as this is much more of a plot-heavy fic. But a lot of really heavy subjects are addressed, and I like to think they’re examined in a deep but delicate way. This fic is full of twists and the character development is pretty damn next level, and the ship dynamics are super fun, as it always is when I write Johanna x Katniss. Honestly I love this fic to bits and I wish I had more time to work on it, but She-Ra is my current main special interest, so updates have been sparse lately. However, there is a new chapter coming soon, so go get yourself caught up! ;)
But I’m a Lumberjack (Hunger Games, Joniss): Oh boy, speaking of fun Hunger Games fics! This is my THG x But I’m a Cheerleader crossover, and it’s stupid but also really sweet? Man, I miss this fic. Another one I really want to get back to. I reversed the intuitive casting by making Johanna the oblivious lesbian and Katniss the asshole who totally knows she is gay, so they are both very snarky in this fic and it is hilarious. I mean, it’s especially funny for people who have watched BIAC, but yeah. It also has some heavy themes, like homophobia and child abuse (which seems to show up in basically all my fics? wonder why that could be), but all in all it’s a pretty fun, light-hearted fic.
Live With It (She-Ra, Catradora [past]): This is neither fun nor light-hearted. This story only exists because @jaelav3​ absolutely trampled my heart with her one shot where Adora had killed Catra in battle years prior and was still grieving hardcore. I continued the story and made it hurt even more, but only so we could get to a more cathartic, tragic but hopeful ending. I promise, we will get there! Sorry, these first few chapters have been rough but I promise it will get better. Adora x Therapy, y’all!
Ice (The 100, Echo [gen]): This was my Echo backstory fic that I wrote as a companion piece to my multi-chapter Becho fic Building Trust. It’s fallen by the wayside a bit considering Echo’s actual backstory has since been revealed, but I reread it recently with the intention of leaving it unfinished but realized I really loved writing about the Ice Nation politics and potential relationships between its characters that were largely left unexplored. The last couple chapters are both over half-written so at some point I will finish it, god damnit. Oh btw it is also SUPER full of emotional and physical child abuse and it is just not a fun time, so it’s not a fic I ever really recommend to people. I kinda wrote this one for myself because I find the Ice Nation (and Echo in particular) fascinating.
Enough (Hunger Games, Joniss): This fic is another one that I’d classify as dumb but loveable. It’s my only un-betaed THG fic, so I feel like the quality is slightly lower than the others but it really just started as a fun little side project. Back when @jonissheadcanons-archive was active, there was a theme for a while of modern au ideas where Johanna was Katniss’s babysitter when they were kids. Someone else drew some adorable artwork of Johanna teaching Katniss to walk, and the heavens opened and this fic rained down on us. It’s actually pretty angsty, since there’s a lot of babygay pining and some really painful parallels to canon (for instance, Katniss’s dad dies and mom goes nonfunctional and they end up in foster care), but there’s also a lot of goofy jokes, and nostalgia for those of us who remember the 1990′s.
Oh wow do I only have 6 WIPs? Damn, it felt like more.
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