#as Captain American says

[bleuu-moon]

thinking about sleazy cop!price who abuses his power to pull you over, just so he can have a feel of you <3

he recognises your car the minute it passes him on the road back into town, zooming past him doing something minor like five miles per hour over the limit. usually he’d turn a blind eye to it, but it’s been a slow night, hardly anything to get johns adrenaline going.

so he pulls out of his spot beside the side of the road, doing a u-turn, catching up behind you. before switching on his red and blues, and his siren, signalling you to pull over. almost instantly you comply, pulling to the side, not to his surprise of course, he already knows how pretty and compliant of the law you are — his two favourite things.

your window is already down by the time he reaches the drivers side, a flashlight in his hand, shining it in to see your pleading, worried eyes peering up at a him. fuck, he swears his cock twitches just at that. but, then you speak, all innocent and coy.

“is there a problem, officer?”

officer. to him, it’s like liquid gold coming from those lips of yours. he does consider just letting you off with a brief warning, but it’s a small town and he doesn’t miss the way you hold his gaze from across the bar, and he certainly doesn’t ignore the rumours that the local barmaid has a little crush on the local chief.

“step out the car for me, please” his tone comes out a little sterner than he wanted it to. but it makes you resist any hesitation hearing the seriousness in his voice. he steps aside, allowing you to climb out and become face to face with him.

“chief, have i—”

“come with me,” he gently grabs you by the elbow, leading you to his car behind yours, placing you right infront of it.

“i’m not entirely sure why this is necess—”

“sh,” he interrupts, his grip leaving your arm as he moves behind you. you feel his mouth brush against your ear, “you got anythin’ on you that can harm me?”

his voice is low and hoarse, vibrating against the skin of your ear, and it makes the hairs stand up on your neck. you shake your head cautiously, still baffled by whatever has gotten you in a policeman’s custody.

“good.”

instantly, his hand finds the back of your head, pressuring your front half down, your cheek pressed to the bonnet of his marked vehicle, rendering you speechless. however, you let him move you freely. his boot kicks out your feet, spreading your legs apart, before he’s grabbing your hands and placing them on the cars surface either side of your head.

he presses himself against you, straight away noticing the firmness of something against your ass. “you know, there’s never any reason to speed,” he grips against your hips, patting up and down against your clothing.

“its dangerous. for everyone else…more so yourself,” he shifts, beginning to pat down at your thighs, giving the area near the side of your ass a firm squeeze. “and i’d hate to see somethin happen to you, love.”

he strokes and squeezes up and down the same areas more than once, whilst you’re lay there feeling helpless. he knows he should be feeling guilty, using his position of power to fulfill a small fraction of his fantasy, but he doesn’t. it only makes his cock ache harder.

“you gonna do it again?”

he presses himself against you again, this time leaning over you, his hands right beside yours on the bonnet. his head dipped towards the side of your face that’s visible. you slightly shake your head.

“words, girl. use ‘em.”

“n-no. i won’t do it again, chief.”

“good.”

there’s a beat of silence. you, lay confused at the speeding accusation and, how this interaction has somehow filled you with a feeling of arousal. and john, who’s just bathing in the moment of being stuck to you and the way you fit so well underneath him.

“you’re free to go,” he rips through the quiet, pulling himself off you and stepping towards his drivers side, leaving you to peel yourself off the hood, “but next time, i wont be so lenient.”

#this is SO american like we don’t even say chief in the uk 😭 but i actually have no idea what we call a high ranking police officer tbh lol #but yeah #this came to me at 7 in the morning #get help #captain john price #price x female reader #price x reader #john price #cop!price

[lnsfawwi]

Heroism in TFATWS

Let's establish one thing which is that the show operates in a superhero trope, which means there are good guys and bad guys, and the good guys always win. This is not to say that characters are morally clean-cut between good/bad. The Flag Smashers acted out of good intentions; Walker did want to do good things when he took over the mantle. But that doesn't mean they aren't the bad guys in the story, because a person is not only judged by their intentions but also the means and the ends of those intentions.

Sam and Bucky are the heroes in the story, they beat the bad guys (the Flag Smashers) and saved the world. That's how the story ends. That's how all the superhero stories end.

But the show isn't quite that simple, not in the sense that it deals with moral greys, no. Rather, the show really fucks up the boundaries between good/bad, right/wrong, and by extension, the heroism of the show.

Let's say Karli has some vague cosmopolitan worldview, and let's say that's better than the state system so Sam is justified to sympathize with her cause, and sam is rightfully asking the governments to be better. What's the actual, feasible way to achieve Karli's vision? Nice speeches notwithstanding, Sam isn't offering a solution. States aren't going to abandon the system that made them a state just because some hero dressed in an American flag descends from the sky and tells them to. Forced displacement and/or re-settlement happen because the population distribution is screwed, especially in Western Europe where Karli is from. Those states simply do not have the capacity, spatially and financially, to accommodate all the people while the others would be faced with devastating labour shortages. Statecraft is not just about morals, some IR scholars would even argue it's never about morals, you have to do the rationalist calculation. (also sam's speech to the politicians is so.........wrong. it sounds like a 16-year-old wanna-be socialist who spends too much time on leftist tiktok)

Here's the thing, you can agree with the political ideology or not, because it's not about whether it's right or wrong. It's about Sam being a hero who comes from a heavy political background, who represents a set of values that is meant to transcend a single country, advocating that ideology whilst being completely naive about it.

Steve embodies a similar idealism that makes him a hero, but not a leader. He's a leader because he can lead, he assesses the situation, sets a goal, and gives out tasks to achieve that goal. In the show, Sam is not demonstrating effective leadership, although not entirely his fault.

When you have the 'hero' indiscriminatorily endorsing the villain's philosophy, it doesn't mean the hero is empathetic, it means the hero is fucking bullshit. What makes a hero isn't merely stopping bad guys, it's also offering a better alternative even when the villain kinda makes sense. Superheroes are supposed to offer moral lessons through their heroism, which often takes place as they defeat evil. Without that, they're just dudes stopping fights, not heroes fighting for causes. The only moral lesson Sam offers is 'hey maybe radicalization is bad', which is completely ignored by both Karli and Zemo.

Sam's sympathy towards Karli is even more absurd. Even if he agrees with her cause, she's an unrepentant killer. 'Don't call them terrorists.' really, Sam? What would you call them? Just bc the Soviets fought the N@zis doesn't mean they were the good guys.

Furthermore, we see the contrast between her and the other flag smashers. They were invisible victims while her body was gently carried by Sam as phones and cameras were recording. In a show where they tried to make sense of racism, the stark contrast between Karli and the rest of the group happens to be mostly PoC is kinda hilarious.

The problem isn't Sam. It's the terrible horrible writing. You can't take a Watsonian take when it's so obviously a Doylist problem. The show claims to be a lot of things it got wrong is just pathetic.

What about Bucky? His arc is pretty detached from the main storyline and he basically did nothing significant in the show so I don't even know what they want to convey about his heroism. He was literally just running around punching people (not even very good at it too) while being blamed for things he wasn't responsible for. He only told Karli that killing was bad. What a novel lesson. Again, there is nothing from the good guy.

Who is the hero then?

Zemo is the true anti-hero of the show. Throughout the show, Sam and Bucky - the good guys - oppose killing in general, but their method is proven ineffectual and in the end, all Flag Smashers are killed with a majority of them killed after they were lawfully arrested. The Flag Smashers were terrorists, they were the villains, therefore narratively, this makes Zemo's end goal - killing all supersoldiers, in this case, the Flag Smashers - right. His ideology - the desire to become superhuman cannot be separated from supremacist ideas; supersoldiers cannot be allowed to exist - is positively reflected in the story. His success inevitably justifies his ideology, which stands in contrast to both Sam and Karli. I'm not saying what he did was heroic, but from a storytelling perspective, Zemo is the 'hero' who ultimately eliminated the evil in this superhero trope.

The result is that Sam, the supposed hero of the show, has done nothing. He didn't stop the bad guys, he didn't offer an effective alternative to Karli (or Zemo) practically and ideologically, while Zemo did all that. What does it say about heroism and the idealism that comes with it? That it's nice to talk about but useless when a real battle takes place? That end does justify means? Because that's not what Cap trilogy conveys.

#if you don't agree you don't have to engage. just so you know. #sam wilson #tfatws #bucky barnes #baron zemo #the falcon and the winter soldier #the show is bullshit ok? #cosmopolitanism in itself is controversial #being proposed by captain AMERICA is outright ridiculous #ofc point a gun to ppl's head and force them to leave their home is bad #but it's also too simplistic #just to give her a justification #as long as states exist there will never be free flow of population #not even within the EU not when there's a global crisis #so I'm asking again #dear kari and spellman #how exactly do you propose that to happen? #zemo my man you have done nothing wrong in your entire life xxx #also sam saying 'i'm a black american wearing an amarican flag so i must know all about suffering and discrimination' is just laughable #do the showrunners know that other countries exist???? #bro have you lived in a country where you can be arrested for saying all that to a politician? #marvel needs to stay out of politics #for their own good #also I have classmates who were part of the UN peacekeeping troops. painting them as terrorists isn't doing anyone any favour

[thresholdbb]

It’s that near perfect slight transatlantic accent with Iowa triumphantly bleeding through in the “-ar”s for me

#captain Janeway #kathryn janeway #star trek voyager #kate mulgrew #oh god this post is getting traction #I didn’t actually study American accents please don’t analyze too deeply #please don’t come for me #pretty even until the -ar sound gets pushed all the way into the nose #please say farm or hair again cause it’s so very midwestern #I find it so endearing #or I guess Indiana idk if it’s a character choice or an actress oversight and I don’t care to learn #and it’s unexpected every time #oof and the gravelly quality from smoking A+ #in her book Stella Adler told her to get rid of the Iowa accent so most of her roles have an affected accent #the point is it’s interesting and I like it #short thoughts

[shadow0-1]

Shadow Company sanctioned lacrosse game

#call of duty #modern warfare #blender renders #call of duty modern warfare #phillip graves #philip graves #shadow company #thanks to mikk for suggesting lacrosse #its now burned into my canon #some companies do ultimate frisbee or whatever #nah not shadow #this was supposed to be a quickie render but well #hes my wife what can i say #jackies bf/husband but hes MY wife #its simple #i could be idealist amd say he was captain #but nah he was probably just on offense #(knows nothing about lacrosse apart from whats in teen wolf) #hes too high and mighty for (american) football

[elvain]

i think the funniest thing about “why are comics so political these days” is that people do not realize that back in the 40s, all comic plots were uniquely ww2 based and, after pearl harbour, they were all blatant patriotic american propaganda. maybe you just don’t like politics in comics when it’s something you don’t agree with bro because let me tell you cape comics started as a political medium and still are

#ok to rb #like just say ur a mindless american and go #got a character named captain AMERICA walking around #but why are comics so political wah wah #boy. shut up #mk.post

[starchildghost]

#lindsay horan #uswnt #nwsl #people trying to justify it like ‘fans are dumb everywhere’ #or ‘it was better in context’ #or ‘most Americans only watch the uswnt once every few years when the big tournaments are’ #like. sure #but a player. a captain. who’s meant to be an ambassador for the sport #and is meant to be captaining the uswnt through a pretty temultous time #should keep this shit to herself #(her carli lloyd number 10 bullshit is showing but we been knew) #and people who are saying go to any nwsl game and the stands will prove her right like #idk what experience you are cultivating for yourself but I have had a good time every time I’ve been at a Gotham game #last time I was there was Kriegs’s last home game and we were seated near families who were there with their little girls #who were players #and the dad or whatever to these children heard my gf and I talking about the games that were ongoing #and he and the little girl would ask us questions #like #perfectly pleasant people #grow the game do not fucking bash people who would otherwise be your fans #lindsey horan #just discovered I spelled her name wrong idc she a bitch

[bloodyknucklesforme]

Cpt. John Price Headcanons

Price likes classic 70s and 80s 'dad rock' but he grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s and he's a post-punk revival/British Indie Rock kinda guy. When he was 16, he went to the local CD store and saw 'This is It' by The Strokes (he might have bought it for the ass on the cover) and that was it for him. Other bands he likes are Radiohead, Arctic Monkeys, White Stripes, The Killers, Interpol, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Blur.

He still has all his CDs. Gaz has tried to tell him to switch it out for streaming instead he's moved on to vinyl and is trying to match up his original collection.

He's a fantasy guy. Loves a good high fantasy tome that weighs like 3 pounds. Grew up reading Lord of the Rings and Discworld. Collects 80s fantasy mass-market paperbacks. If you get him a fantasy book no matter the subject he'll try it.

He likes almond milk in his coffee, might do a vanilla flavoring but prefers just milk with no sugar.

Gaz recently convinced him to finally upgrade his phone. He went from a 'can't hold a charge for more than 4 hours' iPhone 7 to a blue iPhone 12. Gaz couldn't convince him to switch to android.

#80% of the music he listens to is British bands #I will not my man be slandered by people saying his favorite bands are shitty american dad rock bands #He has better taste than that #Captain John Price #John Price #cod headcanons #call of duty #my headcanons

[7roaches]

learning different languages is crazy like..l. why do americans sound like that

#cool posts #this is coming from an american btw now whenever i say ‘are’ it feels like ‘arrhgh’ #captain hook ass country

[ramrage]

141 football HCs

inspired by the scrumptious works (x, x) by @horsebra, here are some headcanons that no one asked for but i couldnt help but make

Soap:

Malingers a lot. and dramatically. everyone, himself included, recognizes this but just kinda rolls with it because sometimes it pays off, and to be fair, man does get fouled a ton

if someone is on the ground, 9/10 times it is him

tenacious as hell. will run to balls he won't reach, faces off in aerial duels against könig-height dudes.

somehow always scoring because he'll go for shots others would shy away from and is magically in the right place at the right time (jk he reads the field well)

social captain of the team. is quick with a compliment or consolation no matter what

constantly talking shit and is a nightmare to play against

Alejandro:

shows off a ton which would be a problem if he ever lost possession, but he infrequently does

has fouled out the most and leads the team in cards

just as aggressive a player as Soap, if not more

speaks spanish with rodolfo to covertly talk shit or point out weaknesses in the opposition's defense

his locker room pump up playlist is nasty and excellent and everyone loves it, even ghost (doesn't admit it)

coolest boots on the pitch

obnoxious yet impressive celebration dance, will taunt the fans

Rodolfo:

official idiot wrangler for soap and ale

his passes are clean as hell without fail. no one would score without him.

not a particularly flashy or dramatic player, he's more on the side of efficient, but he'll sometimes pull out the most ridiculous, odee goals you have ever seen in the beautiful game

is great at intercepting the defense's attempts to clear the ball and then proceeds to cross it perfectly and it pisses the other team off severely

big on post-game stretching and gives people shit when they don't. he has saved the team so many injuries.

goes apeshit when ale gets fouled and is actually hurt. if he isn't foaming at the mouth, alejandro is fine. no one can figure out how he tells the difference

Ghost:

effectively a center mid but says he's a defensive mid for reasons unknown

great at assessing the pitch and moving his team around to make saucy plays

scores an awful lot for a "defensive mid"

king of set pieces

surprisingly supportive and kind when his team fucks up

not afraid to play dirty but will immediately own up when the official chews him out for decking a guy

once lifted soap up in a hug after he scored a goal and everyone teased him about it so he never did it ever again

acts pissed but is amused when Soap malingers to win foul against the other team

Price:

is probably way too old to be playing but does anyway

switches between center and l/r-back depending on what the ol knee is telling him

not as fast as he used to be but his judgment and technical skills are impeccable

sometimes pulls out fancy footwork to wow the kids

comfort character on the pitch. when he recovers the ball after shit goes tits up, you know the team is safe

best pump up speeches you have ever heard

Gaz:

quick as hell and loves playing teams that rely on fast breaks because it's a fun challenge and he cuts them off damn well

had one (1) own goal when he was really young and will never forget it

booted the ball to the other side of the pitch and it bounced over the other team's keeper and rolled on in for a goal one (1) time and will never forget it. or stop talking about it. knows better than to try it again.

talks and sings to himself when the other team's offense sucks and the ball generally stays on the far side of the pitch

feels bad when he decks players from the other team and will help them up but also finds it kinda funny

gets beyond hyped for the rare hydration break on hot days

kate:

team coach/manager, Head Idiot Wrangler

has evil conditioning days but no one gets too mad because they trust her judgment

is somehow cool with the owners even tho they're dicks and uses that relationship to advocate for the players

generally keeps her cool during matches but got a red card once for laying into a official for a terrible call

earned many wrinkles and grey hairs from managing the boys

constantly getting shit from people in the league because she's a woman but she shuts that shit down with calm, scary efficiency

not afraid to play politics with the owners and the league but is always honest with the players

#this is based off my limited knowledge of soccer #(which is what i call it bc im a filthy american) #sourced from watching my bil/bff's games #this is very much informed by the style of play of the people on his team but i wouldnt say it if i didnt believe in it #so it goes w/o saying that this is more like...official play and not 'just guys being dudes' bc idk shit about that #-azealia banks voice- I WAS IN THE 1 4 1 #internal mw2 #idk anything about roach and könight really so i didnt include them sorry #cod mw2 #team 141 #ghost cod #johnny soap mactavish #captain price #kyle gaz garrick #alejandro mw2 #rodolfo parra #kate laswell #mine

[suddenfossilfightersheadcanons]

Stryker joined the Wardens at 18, in 1999, at the end of a tumultuous season of college, and worked his way up through the ranks with nothing but drive and caffeine addiction on his side. By 21, he'd earned a reputation as one of the most impressive fossil fighters in the ranks; Liu Ren continually pestered management with requests to see this young upstart promoted up to higher ranks in Fossil Park Asia. It took several more years for these requests to pass through, however, as Stryker was also a notorious vigilante. As far as criminals were concerned, this man was the law, and the law had a temper. While Stryker's always been exceedingly polite to his superiors, he's been notorious for ignoring or defying orders in order to pursue his ambitions. Sometimes, he would be completely uncontactable for days, or would request leave for inexplicable commitments for weeks at a time. He behaved best when under the least supervision, but when unsupervised, he was known for vanishing at inconvenient moments.

Still, Liu Ren's pestering worked in the end. At 23, Stryker was Vice-Captain of the Australian branch of Fossil Park Asia, and at 24, he got promoted to head of INTERFOL Asia, leading him to take up an office in Seoul. While Stryker did get more humble once given greater responsibility, he did retain his habits of overworking himself and then disappearing for weeks on end. Usually, these disappearances were very quietly planned trips to the hospital. His description of these trips tended to be 'work-related'. Few people doubted he was stressed enough to develop medical complications from pushing himself (which he did, but tended to ignore). Thus, Stryker seldom had to explain that by 'work', he didn't mean 'my tachycardia is back and my migraine's been going for 96 hours', but 'I got my nose fixed again'. Around the time Stryker thwarted the Blackraven Brigade's initial efforts to raise cain, people started making comments about the young vigilante who'd saved the world being drop-dead gorgeous. A few people then looked back through his old photos and found that while he had, indeed, always been good-looking, nobody naturally gets that much tighter a jaw over time.

Frontier began when Stryker was 35; by the time the possibility of infiltrating the Neo Black Whale loomed over INTERFOL, no amount of botox, blepharoplasty, and judicious filler could conceal the fact that Stryker looked completely exhausted. While he knew how to attend to his appearance, he tended to bury his troublesome health and generally burnt-out immune system beneath paperwork and scheming. Not long after the secret of Nibbles' creation came up, however, Stryker checked himself into hospital with heart palpitations, severe insomnia, and a vague sense of being run down. Doctors then ran a litany of blood tests, and found that in the midst of his stress, he'd neglected a raging case of Graves' Disease. He came out of that hospital stay with yet another surgery under his belt: a thyroidectomy.

Stryker jokes that as far as management are concerned, surgery is a more compelling reason to miss work than chronic illness. As much as he's joking, it's true that many of his supposed stints of disappearing aren't down to his purported caprice: instead, there are days when he can hardly move for migraine agony. Starting botox at 22 wasn't a matter of vanity, but of trying to manage symptoms; but since being chronically ill could invite judgement, he chose to curate an image that could be called vain, rather than weak (so to speak), at worst. While most people knew tangentially that Stryker would somehow be run-down under the pressure of his job, he tends to keep the worst details of his health incredibly close to his chest. Thus, not even Liu Ren knows that Stryker's work-life balance imploded not only due to work, but also due to the combination bomb of hyperthyroidism, Sjorgren's, migraines, chronic pain, and depression.

#i hc that stryker's australian and down here we say 'college' to mean 'years 11 and 12' #but i figure since there are about 12 fossil fighters fans on the internet #(and since the aus population is like a 12th of the size of the american population) #i had to translate #i've had the 'stryker's had about 10 cosmetic procedures' headcanon for like 3 years now and i decided it couldn't hurt to publish it #i binge-watch too much youtube about plastic surgery and i had to write this #stryker attends to his appearance because competent people have to look competent #but neglects his health because competent people can't afford to call in sick #as such i can totally imagine him having vague autoimmune symptoms for YEARS and ignoring them until general adaptation screws him over #fossil fighters #fossil fighters frontier #ff #ff stryker #fossil fighters stryker #captain stryker

[lepurcinus]

Watership Down. Iberian/Castilian Spanish Dub. Part 2: Bigwig lefts the Owsla.

In this dub they says Lapin words like "Owsla" and others, something that the latam dub doesn't. There they just call it "La guardia" (The guard)

#watership down #orejas largas #bigwig #captain holly #holly #dub #doblaje #la colina de watership #watership down film #watership down 1978 #the film #the movie #i imagine Lilium with this Bigwig voice sjsj #i need somebody to upload this dub full i rly like it :( #well the latin american also says lapine words but only a few

[mrbingley]

this post has me reeling. i am waiting with baited breath for brennan to break the fourth wall as himself. him having a literal self insert via scheherazade would be such a clever and sneaky way of doing so. it would lead to a better reveal rather than “suddenly the characters are talking to brennan himself” it’s “i’ve been here the whole time, as the author of this story yes, but also i have injected myself into the story itself as scheherazade to literally commune with you fictonal characters”. i want a character to roll a natural twenty perception or investigation check or make a nat twenty wisdom save and suddenly notice that every voice here, aside from their party of friends, has a familiarity to it, a certain timbre and cadence, as though every voice is coming from the same throat. how the voice of the stepmother and the wolf and ylfa’s grandmother are all somehow the same and how confusing and conflicting that realization would be. i want pinnochio, the puppet boy who thinks he finally cut himself free, to see strings attached to him still except these ones stretch to a place he cannot see far beyond his world.

#neverafter #SH: Neverafter #J: text #or like the sword of truth protesting at someone's claim of say 'i'm the captain of my fate!' #because they're not. the players are. #based on the first season of the unsleeping city i think brennan kind of likes doing corny reflective stuff (i say this endearingly) #and i can see him doing something of that vein wherein he has the players talk to their characters one on one #a la the players talking to the american dream #one of the morals/feelings that i’m getting from neverafter at the moment is that we in all our complexity and multitudes are unknowable. #no one can know us to our core; know every single element. there are many versions of us that exist in the minds of others and those #versions aren’t more or less real even if that’s what’s realest to them. just b/c a certain perception of you may be the most largely #accepted doesn’t mean that’s you. you are more than what others know even if all that is carried beyond you is #what others know/deign to share.

[oldtvlover]

Hey gang,

so first the little series with Johnny, Chet and the discussion about Johnny's Native American heritage. Oh boy!

Chet surely knows which buttons to press. And I clearly appreciate Mike and Marco's exchanging looks in the background.

Enjoy!

P.S.: The new editor doesn't seem to like me, so I retreat to the classical way. Thankfully, I can upload more, I hope.

P.P.S.: Two little ones will follow.

#emergency! #episode gifset #s02e05 #johnny gage #roy desoto #station 51 #captain hank stanley #mike stoker #chet kelly #marco lopez #johnny's native american heritage #chet provokes johnny way too much #mike and marco's looks say all #oh boy! #will chet learn? #poor johnny

[teacupsandcyanide]

I have once again gone through the time-honoured cycle of reading silly drama on Reddit every day until I see something that makes me so angry that I delete the app off my phone in a fit of pique and don’t touch it for six to nine months

#last time Americans were saying stupid shit about Australian First Peoples #this time it was some fucking underbaked piece of wet cheesecake posting daily mail propaganda like it didn’t make them a Tory boot locker #gullible gutless gobshite I swear to GOD #‘she bought her baby a solid gold dummy’ #the only solid gold dummy here is you captain thickshake #hmp42 #god ok I have to go watch plumbella vids to calm down

[airyairyaucontraire]

watching the episode where Columbo goes to London to solve a mystery with Shakespeare actors, and I'm just inexpressibly charmed by the fact that he has a purple suitcase with flowers on it.

Now you'd think that a purple suitcase with flowers on it would be sufficiently distinctive that he wouldn't have a problem identifying it at baggage claim, but he's already run afoul of two women with purple floral suitcases enough like his own to confuse him.

#airy watches columbo #love that the English are calling him a police leftenant #come on now the americans say lootenant it is known #it's really a little bit strange to me how the americans use military-sounding titles like lieutenant and captain for police officers #i mean we do have police sergeants #so there's that #i remember a wexford where he needs to interview some american tourists staying in a cottage near kingsmarkham #and is tickled pink that they keep addressing him as captain when his rank is chief inspector #it makes him feel very dashing #i'm confident that wexford and columbo would like each other #wexford is described as somewhat similarly shabby but he's large and elephantine #it's the 1970s columbo visits manchester runs into the gene genie

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

wait I actually liked the first episode of SheHulk 👁 Jen is such a girlie’s girlie <3

#‘Captain American FUCKS!’ so trew queen #also Bruce saying ‘bruh’ sent me idk why 💀