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thatdamn-honeybadger · 10 hours

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Do you think a SOLDIER's c*m glows in the dark because of all the mako?

I beg your finest pardon?

Honestly, it might.

#ffvii #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #ff7 #ffvii remake #Sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #ask the badger #why would you ask this #get help

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shatshay · 1 month

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wanna buy some addys

this is the best ending

#emily class of 09 #nicole class of 09 #class of 09 #jecka class of 09 #co09 #scene #get help #emily x nicole #digital art #emo girl #emicole

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jjadmanii · 1 year

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what a truly horrific thing to say

#get help #the hunger games #thg #everlark #THIS MAN HHIS MAN THIS MAN KSBDODHDIDHDH #HE WAS DOING EVERYTHING EVERYFUCKINGTHING WHILE GALE WAS IN 13 ‘ehm hes a coward no i wouldnt do that’ stfu #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen

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bleuu-moon · 3 months

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thinking about sleazy cop!price who abuses his power to pull you over, just so he can have a feel of you <3

he recognises your car the minute it passes him on the road back into town, zooming past him doing something minor like five miles per hour over the limit. usually he’d turn a blind eye to it, but it’s been a slow night, hardly anything to get johns adrenaline going.

so he pulls out of his spot beside the side of the road, doing a u-turn, catching up behind you. before switching on his red and blues, and his siren, signalling you to pull over. almost instantly you comply, pulling to the side, not to his surprise of course, he already knows how pretty and compliant of the law you are — his two favourite things.

your window is already down by the time he reaches the drivers side, a flashlight in his hand, shining it in to see your pleading, worried eyes peering up at a him. fuck, he swears his cock twitches just at that. but, then you speak, all innocent and coy.

“is there a problem, officer?”

officer. to him, it’s like liquid gold coming from those lips of yours. he does consider just letting you off with a brief warning, but it’s a small town and he doesn’t miss the way you hold his gaze from across the bar, and he certainly doesn’t ignore the rumours that the local barmaid has a little crush on the local chief.

“step out the car for me, please” his tone comes out a little sterner than he wanted it to. but it makes you resist any hesitation hearing the seriousness in his voice. he steps aside, allowing you to climb out and become face to face with him.

“chief, have i—”

“come with me,” he gently grabs you by the elbow, leading you to his car behind yours, placing you right infront of it.

“i’m not entirely sure why this is necess—”

“sh,” he interrupts, his grip leaving your arm as he moves behind you. you feel his mouth brush against your ear, “you got anythin’ on you that can harm me?”

his voice is low and hoarse, vibrating against the skin of your ear, and it makes the hairs stand up on your neck. you shake your head cautiously, still baffled by whatever has gotten you in a policeman’s custody.

“good.”

instantly, his hand finds the back of your head, pressuring your front half down, your cheek pressed to the bonnet of his marked vehicle, rendering you speechless. however, you let him move you freely. his boot kicks out your feet, spreading your legs apart, before he’s grabbing your hands and placing them on the cars surface either side of your head.

he presses himself against you, straight away noticing the firmness of something against your ass. “you know, there’s never any reason to speed,” he grips against your hips, patting up and down against your clothing.

“its dangerous. for everyone else…more so yourself,” he shifts, beginning to pat down at your thighs, giving the area near the side of your ass a firm squeeze. “and i’d hate to see somethin happen to you, love.”

he strokes and squeezes up and down the same areas more than once, whilst you’re lay there feeling helpless. he knows he should be feeling guilty, using his position of power to fulfill a small fraction of his fantasy, but he doesn’t. it only makes his cock ache harder.

“you gonna do it again?”

he presses himself against you again, this time leaning over you, his hands right beside yours on the bonnet. his head dipped towards the side of your face that’s visible. you slightly shake your head.

“words, girl. use ‘em.”

“n-no. i won’t do it again, chief.”

“good.”

there’s a beat of silence. you, lay confused at the speeding accusation and, how this interaction has somehow filled you with a feeling of arousal. and john, who’s just bathing in the moment of being stuck to you and the way you fit so well underneath him.

“you’re free to go,” he rips through the quiet, pulling himself off you and stepping towards his drivers side, leaving you to peel yourself off the hood, “but next time, i wont be so lenient.”

#this is SO american like we don’t even say chief in the uk 😭 but i actually have no idea what we call a high ranking police officer tbh lol #but yeah #this came to me at 7 in the morning #get help #captain john price #price x female reader #price x reader #john price #cop!price

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coldgiverconnoisseur · 3 months

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mfs really tainting the tag with daddyxdaughter fics like get some fucking help you nasty ass FREAKS 💀💀

#get help #leon kennedy #fucking your father isnt normal and is not a kink #foul asses #so goddamn disturbing #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy imagine #leon kennedy imagines #leon s kennedy #leon smut #leon s kennedy x reader

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thickania · 8 months

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I'm going to try to be as nice as I can. If you are having full on meltdowns and panic attacks because Chris Evans got married, please seek out for a psychiatrist. And if you consume so much media, if your life revolves around a celebrity to that extent, turn off the computer, lay off the fanfic, stop consuming media with them, stop consuming fanfiction. Just stop it.

Chris didn't sell you any fake image, the fans who were here before marvel, we knew about his frat guy personality, he openly talked about what part of a woman's body he found it attractive, he openly talked about how he's always thinking inappropriate jokes, y'all made a imaginary version of him, and then got upset when he didn't fit that image. People are not a piece of paper, they are multifaced, he can easily be a party frag guy and a family guy. It's not an impossible thing,

I'm not trying to be mean, I'm genuinely worried for some of y'all. I'm going to tag this with every male celebrity with a heavy female audience and fanatics that I can think of, because it's becoming ridiculous and scary.

I was here in the 2010s, when fandom was at one of its peaks, I saw girls leaking each other's address because of fandom wars, I had my number leaked, just because I made fun of One Direction at the time, I saw girls stepping over each other at events just to get a peak of their favorite singer or actor, y'all are acting just the same, but this time is way worse, because a lot of you are full grown ass adults. I saw people threatening to hurt themselves because of this marriage. I heard that Pedro Pascal was stalked a few weeks ago, people are having public meltdowns because of Timothée Chalamet, there's still people stalking Henry's girlfriend. There are still people dissecting every single move that Zawe does. Seek professional help. Stop consuming fanfiction, don't just decrease the quantity, stop consuming it for at least 3 months.

I don't know when y'all will understand they are actors, singers, models, they are here to sell a product so we can consume their product. We can enjoy a little harmless fun sometimes, we can imagine what it would be like to be next to them, or date them, be their friend, we can imagine that, but there's a point where you have to back up, rethink your life choices and see what's missing in your life. Please seek help, immediately

#Chris Evans #pedro pascal #sebastian stan #Henry Cavill #timothée chalamet #harry styles #Tom Hiddleston #Alba... girl good luck and I'm so sorry #yall need help #and yall need jesus #get help #immediately #also stop infantalizing women #shes 26 #shes not a baby

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magicalmayhemz · 3 months

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mfs will be like "i'm fine!" and look like this (i'm mfs)

#needy girl overdose #needy streamer overload #ame #nso #needy girl overload #ame chan #needy streamer overdose #official art #GET HELP #!!!!!!!

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tommywambsgansceo · 1 year

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This man needs serious help

#succession #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #tomgreg #succession spoilers #logan roy #togan #get help #you don't need to marry your wife's whole family dude

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brandyy0moss · 1 month

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Chances are he didn't even tell them he got shot

#GET HELP #reigen arataka fanart #serizawa katsuya fanart #yoshioka fanart #dimple fanart #mob psycho 100 fanart #serirei fanart #ekuserirei

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goldrushenthusiast · 3 months

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interacting with the pjo fandom is a breath of fresh freaking AIR after the marauders because sure, Jason may be dead, but at least they don’t bring it up on every SINGLE post about him like let me enjoy a lil wolfstar headcanon in PEACE without being reminded how terrible their lives were and that they’re both DEAD now thanks.

#someone had to say it #like yall are fr addicted to sadness #get help #this is a self callout #pjo #percy jackson #pjo memes #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #hoo #toa #marauders #marauders fandom #jason grace #wolfstar #marauders era

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dixonsemoboy · 20 days

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words can not explain the hatred i have for bethyl fans.

#daryl dixon #beth greene #the walking dead #GET OUT OF MY SKIN RAHHHH #I HATE THEM ALL #THEYRE SO WEIRD #BETH IS A MINOR...#WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL #GET HELP

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girlbossblog444 · 2 months

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Never forgiving y'all for normalizing eds

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

#ed recovery #get help #it gets better #recovery is worth it #recovery is possible #ana recovery #recovery #ana meal #anorexcya #ed bullshit #ed relapse #light as a feather #pro for me not for thee #skinnni #femcel #@na motivation