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pinkopalina · 2 years

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I keep thinking about robostone maintenence hrrggrgrghhh Robotnik sticking his fingers into places they really shouldn't be if Stone were a regular human. Arghh my brain isn't giving me any good ideas man. But I keep thinking about Robotnik running his fingers over Stone's skin, pushing hidden buttons to reset joints and test connections. Stone pretends to be calm about it, it's just his routine maintenance- but the excitement he gets from feeling the doctors hands all over him and poking at little spots that could literally undo him- the little shocks through his system as the doctor tweaks at his internal cabling-

ugh I love all of this!! :3

now imagine stone actually sustaining like some serious damage in a fight. like he's not a fighter, but he is a protector. even if the doctor is more well trained than he is, he can still toss a bad guy (hehe, what is stone's idea of a bad guy?) or turn their own weapon against them so he and robotnik can get away.

readmore for gore. I mean cybergore but stone is still my baby and I'm still talking (somewhat) medical here 🥺

I'm imagining some nasty slash on stone's arm and the only way to fix it would be for robotnik to go into surgical mode, more or less. the robotics are so organically advanced, that they heal like humans. it takes time and stone probably won't die from his injuries, the worst case scenario would probably be that robotnik has all his data backed up daily just in case and maybe he has some spare stone parts lying around or like entire shells, just in case. wouldn't that be fun? but this arm is gushing out blood-adjacent oxygenated lubricant and some of the mechano-muscular-skeletal structure is compromised so we gotta focus on saving that now.

(I'm imagining eggman in kind of, that mechanic outfit, where he's just got a tank top on and some overalls tied off at the waist? if he's doing some repair work? 🤤👉👈)

so stone holds his arm out for the doctor to start operating and he COULD feel pain during this whole process. but robotnik presses on a combination of pressure points on stones body (one under the jaw, one at the base of his neck, one near the palm to specify the location. it's a u ique sequence every time, depending on what he needs to turn off. or on. hehe) to turn the pain receptors off. ("you'd be squirming constantly otherwise.")

when the pain receptors are off, stone can still... feel a little bit of what's going on, but in a way he can't entirely describe or compare to anything else. the doctor pushes back his nicely flushed skin mesh, beautiful next to the site of the wound. it's tan compared to the almost-sickly pale translucence of ivo's hands, but stone is working on getting the proper nutrition in him!!! he'll be a healthy color before either of them knows it!

stone winces, the doctor had moved aside some of the torn tendon to start repairing it. it didn't, hurt, but it. felt. robotnik reconnects the joints and sews up the pieces that had been sliced--and then he sews the last bit of his outermost layer of skin up and it starts nearly immediately repairing itself, little manmade bots and programs working themselves inside of stone to get him functioning back at 100%. by tomorrow morning the sutures will be invisible, nonexistent, and nobody would have ever known about the slash on stone's arm.

the doctor presses all those buttons in reverse sequence to turn on all of stone's regularly functioning processes again--and maybe, accidentally, some additional ones, too--and then. I'm corny. robotnik loves all his inventions. stone can have a little kiss on his temple as a treat. robotnik would give him a quick peck and then tell him to get back to work before getting ready to take a shower to get all that blood and sweat off of him.

#i hope!!! that it's okay if i get really into my answers on these??#sometimes i feel silly for writing back so much but i hope my responses are somewhat enjoyable!!#robostone #as in what if stone was a robot #i will find a way to tag things eventually #i lost my consistency while tumblr was being headass for a while but maybe i can try to get it back #dont mind my rambling

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palskippah · 3 months

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Hi!

Based over the fact that my lil bro when like he just turned five cut a bunch of his hair off and my mom and I were like :000

Also, Mario connected the dots very quickly bc just that morning he told Nettarina they looked alike and then by afternoon she had many inches less of hair🧍but he didn't say anything.

BUT! Of course Nettarina did, and when Peach said "why,,?" like not really expecting an answer, she said "because mamma said I look just like him, but I didn't bc he doesn't have long hair so I cut mine!"

And Peach sent an unfairly killing stare to Mario who was like hehe sori :D

Then Mariella saw her sister and wanted to be just like her, so then they took both girls to a stylist to cut their hair properly and later after that they get ice-cream and go to a park and is very nice but Peach laments that they don't have their pretty long hair anymore, the whole afternoon alskdadf too big of a change maybe bc she wouldn't be able to braid their hair or do nice hairstyles anymore waa (she now can do the little palm tree pigtails tho and she's like aww like when they were babies! :'D)

(When Nettarina's older, she starts liking longer hair again so she returns to how she had it before the cutting from when she was five ajsdka)

BTW Mario and Peach have two more babies and they're both girls and one's called Carolina and the youngest is Giovanna and WA Carolina's design looks too much like Mario therefore too much like the twins aksjdajd but she got Peach's nose and also her big ol' eyes from the moment she was born (in Mario's eye color tho).

And Giovanna got Mario and Luigi's dad's hair (aka also Luigi's hair) so it's dark and more like Peach's rather than Mario's. She also got his nose and his eyes and his eyebrows and basically everything sjdsh

Anyways what I'm trying to get at, is that none of their four daughters look that much like Peach at simple view, but if you look closely, you notice that they got her eyebrows, or her smile or her eye color mixed in with Mario's or her eyelashes or the shape of her face whwhw

ALSO, Peach's height yippie!! They're all taller than Mario🧍and he's like psh the disrespect >:c because he gotta look up to any of their daughters, even Carolina, who is the shortest of them (by nature's laws Giovanna, being the youngest, is the tallest).

Sorry I love when children look much more like a parent than the other, especially if it's the parent that gave birth to them SJDK (it's only fair, since they carried the babies >:v)

#super mario bros #princess peach #mario mario #mareach #mareach family au #my art #mareach fankid #fankid #please read that eek like the latina gasp a tía would make askdjasdja #QUESTION which last name should it be? mario or toadstool or mario-toadstool or what sdkad #I want to make a tag for the girls like with magma mario jiji #sorry not sorry for the rambling #i love my made up mareach babies :''U #the last part is fr tho #i made up a stobotnik kid and she's just like stone with eggman just sprinkled on top alsdkaj I don't think they'd have like human kids tho #like sage is a robot (??) and she's their kid too yknow ?? according to twitter #Ok but what if she's like the 0.001% risk that birth control warns you about

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anglerflsh · 9 months

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day and night / the creation of adam

#[.art]#[.oc]#dnd #Adam #Sophie #my art #artists on tumblr #<- I am actually putting on tags on this illustration I am just really proud of it #automaton #robot #what else uhm. I think you should reblog this just for Sophie hashtag girls in stem #the stem is making herself a robot son. which wasn't supposed to be her son but she got attached #also I have made it canon that Adam is autistic not because he's a robot but because Sophie made him in her image and she's autistic #it was already canon in my head but I am writing this down so it's set in stone

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luck-of-the-drawings · 9 days

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"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #jrwi the suckening #arthur bennett #HEY SO THE REALLY FUNNY THING THAT THE CHARACTER DID THAT SEEMED RLY SILLY N GOOFY IN THE MOMENT?#LIKE THE WHIPLASH BETWEEN SERIOUS N SILLY ALMOST PISSED YOU OFF? WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT #this was meant to be a scribble that would be a bigger part of a bigger page.might leave it on that page.#but still. bc o that i nearly posted it onto my wacky side blog.BUT NAYY I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME N ENERGY N YOU GOTTA SEE IT #ARTHUR BENNETT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I FEEL LIKE ITS ODD FOR HIM TO BE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY OUT OF TOUCH #WHERE HAS HE BEEN. HAS HE BEEN IN WAR? IS THAT WHERE MAGNUS CAME FROM? WHERE WAS HE WHEN HE WAS WITH EDWARDS CREW?#ARTHURRR I HAVE QUESTIONS ARTTHUUURR!! HEY CAN I ALSO ASK; WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BECOME #DO YOU THINK HE HAD ANY IDEA HE WOULD VEER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MONSTER HE DESPISES. ALL BC HE DESERVES IT. OR WATEVER #HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH. TO LOOK AT THE STONE COLD STOIC FOOL FROM THE START OF THE SHOW #AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE USED TO BE A BAD BOY.. A DELINQUENT... A LIL PRANKSTER.... MY GODDD THATS ADORABLE #I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE.... BUT I DOUBT THE LAST EPISODE IS GONNA ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS..i love arthur bennett so much....#AS FOR THE ART!! i mostly used the fire alpaca watercolor brush. tbh im not a brush guy. anti aliased default pen tends to be my main game #but LATELY IM SQQQUIRMIN OUT OF AN ARTBLOCK so expirimenting like this is helping #DONT LOOK TOO HARD AT IT!! im still proud tho. colors are fun :3 im also very proud of the backgrounds #I LOVE THE CARTOON THING where the background looks all fancy n painted but the characters are solid colors #what else can i ramble abt. OH YEAH. i looked up the bikes to make sure they were time accurate tehehehe. 1913 to 2012.#almost a century apart!! isnt that neat? ALSO FUUUCK CAN I JUST MAKE A QUICK CONFESSION. DOWN HERE IN MY TAGS.#only the strongest can read my tags anwyay. SO I REALIZED WHY I LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE #while arthur is a Stoic and Cool vampire w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORs #THERE HAPPENS TO BE A ROBOT FROM A BAND W A TITANIUM ALLOY SPINAL COLLUMN #WHOS A Stoic and Cool ROBOT w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORS #the fuckkkiiinnngggnn The Spine from steam powered giraffe. WHATEVER. i cant escape from my heart. i guess.#i think The Spine and Arthur could be friends. Arthur saw the band perform back when they were the Steam Man Band #EDIT: WOOPS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WOULD END UP IN THE SPG TAG. HI GUYS DIDNT KNOW U WERE STILL ALIVE SORREE 4 THE CROSS CONTAMINATION

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scopophobia-polaris · 5 months

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Honestly could we throw out the idea that totk's story issue is that it isn't consistent with the lore of the older games but instead drops intresting world building from botw because it might have gotten actually dark

#seriously eveeyone keeps up bring up the triforce not being the same like the older games instead of HEY why DOES the royal family just.....#have it #like all of it #and was the sheikah tech from the last game that functions the same was as light arrows/the biden blast was uh #how do i put this #how did they weaponize lightmagic in robots and does this all tie in with the “banishment” thing #or idk dropped point from botw zelda's fucking chracter arc #i know it ended with LOOOK!!!! YOU FUCKED UP BY DOING WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS RIGHT #But damn they could of just not done that shit in totk making her just the #what was jt #idk man they just keep taking away her agency #man and it sucks cuz the dragon is so cool but mf shes forced to do it what she gonna do stay in the past and DIE?#idk man it just all feels hasty. makes me sad #and it sucks cuz a lot of shit shit is really cool and intresting but man idk i may become a botw zelda deserved a better weiter for her #becuase girl she needs a break. not saying chracters cant go through hardship #but there is something so nasty about the framing of youll never be anything but eveey past princess zelda trope and nothing more #instead of a crystal she turns into a dragon like guys this is the same as skyward sword but idk man is it werd to say #when Hylia does it aginst a thing that wants to steal the god triangles and is also a god its like yeah you had no other choice #how the fuck did one fuckass stone make ganondorf into a god like being you would think that like #mannwhy are the stones THAT powerful and why werent the other bitches able to take them down what because #did #did rauru give sonia the equivalent of the one ring at their wedding hey wait a fuck #sorry for all my spelling mistakes but what the fuck man

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clownexpert · 2 years

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I don't think Stone googling every other word Robotnik says is accurate to his character as portrayed previously. Not because I think Stone would already understand everything Robotnik says, but because the way I see it, Stone has a persona he plays, and that means that whenever Robotnik says something that goes over his head, he smiles and nods.

And then later that night, he pulls up articles and he makes an extra strong espresso, and he sits down and studies.

And that is what makes Robotnik consider him, well, fairly clever by his standards. Because when Stone doesn't understand something, he takes the time to correct that. And he learns fast. Of course Robotnik knows about his impromptu study sessions, because next day Stone is suddenly asking relevant, in-depth questions, but he doesn't see that as bad, because no one can get to his level but at least Stone is trying.

#stobotnik #stone studies physics and engineering and robotics #but he also learns everything about the bands Robotnik listens to #about the languages he speaks #but what he does not know #is that Robotnik has several heavily encrypted folders of what he calls Observations #about stone #about his past #his favourite shampoo and his flavour of jello #just two men quietly obsessed over each other

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ancientstone · 2 years

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I can’t imagine how the tua fandom looks to people from the outside

#we're here losing our minds over a chimp being a tatoo artist a floating cube and a robot mother (nun??) with a flamethrower #WHAT MUST WE LOOK LIKE???#tua #the umbrella academy #tua s3 #written in stone

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spider-man-2o99 · 1 year

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im really really obsessed with how tyler is unapologetically really really smelly and terrible because that really does just make him into like. hands down just the funniest 2099 villain 2 me lol

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #punisher 2099 #tyler stone #fearmaster #darryl king #marvel #marvel 2099 #comics #comic panels #TRY TO THREATEN ME WITH YOUR SCARY CREEPY HAND WILL YOU. SMACK.#SMACKSMACKSMACK #DO YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME KIND OF COWARDLY FOOL DARRYL? IM GOING TO SEND A ROBOT COWBOY TO KILL YOU LATER FOR THIS.#YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.#NOBODY EVER WANTS TO DEAL WITH THE SHOCKING ROBOT COWBOY. IM BETTER THAN YOU DARRYL.

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kenloganroy · 3 months

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sounds like whoever sent that roger roger mpreg art to you is a pretty cool friend, wish i had someone like that

yeah yea yea you wish you had someone this cool in your life who sends you roger roger mpreg posts and has a debilitating new interest in [redacted][redacted] rpf and undersatnds the intimate triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of COCK and (foot)BALLS and ASS PLAY

#i forgot what my ask tag was #q #ask #?#that robot mpreg was the last straw #i now denounce star wars and its heretical ways!!!!!! stone her in the square!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#answering thsi while she's asleep so she can wake up to it in the morning like food poisoning

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seeminglyseph · 4 months

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“But I mean all stories have proven that robots will inevitably become evil and destroy humanity”

Incorrect! Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics! Fuck you!

#sometimes when I get stoned and filter through entertainment it leads to weird things #also sometimes that means I listen to podcasts where people talk about fiction and then are like… really aggressively wrong about things #and I feel like ‘fuck what do I even do with this thought?’#it’s like a really pointless thought too because in general it’s not like most media follows Asimov’s 3 Laws of Robotics #even I Robot failed to actually follow it #like the film version which is notoriously bad #and Pluto literally has the ‘robots cannot harm humans’ as part of the robotic programming #which is a core part of the mystery and while there are ways the rule becomes broken like… that’s part of the mystery #so I ain’t spoiling it #but still like. idk. sometimes I understand I know a lot of useless things #but I also feel like. if you are on a podcast asserting your opinion that confidently it wouldn’t hurt to know more things…#idk like read more or something

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year2000electronics · 2 years

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i don’t see this talked about very often bc it is largely unimportant to the scheme of things but there is like. a debate to be had, right. until sonic 2 stone was our One named government agent. and he is always addressed as agent stone or stone which gives it a very Last Name Gravitas. however the name ‘stone’ being both a feasible last name and just a random object name means that like. stone could be his last name. or it could be a code name.

and the thing is i don’t know if movie 2 ever answered that which really makes me laugh because we do now have a second named agent, but when he’s actively known to be on duty he’s only addressed as ‘agent’, and ‘agent handel (? no official spelling yet)’. which also falls into this theme of ‘name that could be both a real name or a code name’ ie handel sounds exactly like Handle

i guess you can say commander walters kinda bursts this bubble unless you count him as separate from Agents or try to kinda stretch to make it work (like Waters or Altars or something) but i feel like since he’s a commander he doesn’t disrupt my Agent Theory. so here are my conclusions about Dumb Agent Theory

1. the agents do indeed use code names, which means we are missing a first AND last name for stone

2. the agents don’t use code names, and these two’s naming isn’t actually a convention and no other agents would go along with this

3. the agents don’t use code names, BUT they all coincidentally all have names that sound like random object names. by accident.

#sonic movie #i like believing my agent theory (truth be told the third option is what i believe)#because i feel like it matches well with robotnik’s name being Robotnik #like Doctor Robots doesn’t seem like an obvious name when like.#Agent Stone and Agent Handel and Agent Duster and Agent Wood exist #(the last two i made up sorry)#i also think it’s funny to give the agents Associations like robotnik with his robots #stone is known for being stone-faced (his cold professional nature esp when someone who isn’t botnik is there)#also the term ‘my rock’ about like someone sturdy. someone you can rely on. like how robotnik can rely on stone #(also stones being grey and cold and circular like robots but undeniably from nature #ALSO LITERAL STONE STONE FROM MUSHROOM WORLD. LOL #as for randall i have less on him but like...#i can think of at least 3 ways to match the meaning of handle to him #handle as in handling a situation... randall is clearly good at handling people if he was sent to be a people person incognito...#handle as in ‘a name or nickname’ which relates to him like. going incognito also. man of many names #handle as in a literal physical handle like a pan handle or a door handle bc he’s the one holding up the operation to sell the act #this is absolutely nothing i’m dolores cornposting again but. idk #it’s fun it’s quirky and it kinda unifies the agents slash former agents #sonic #sonic 2 spoilers #sonic spoilers #sonic movie spoilers #have at queue!#(also i just remembered walters)#i’m more inclined to say if he had a word it might be Alters as in altering a document- editing something #because he has his lines about saying that robotnik never existed and he clearly knows project shadow but maybe he tried to hide something #stone is stone-faced and sturdy. handel handles situations well. walters alters government documents

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anonprotagging · 1 year

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I want to play SV so badly :(

I don’t even like....... actually care about the story or whatever at this point since I’ve seen so many spoilers (maybe 1/3 of the game’s “plot twists” if you can even call them that 🙄🙄🙄), and I don’t really like, like the pokemon designs this generation either, but I’m tired of my brain hyping it up constantly kjsdhfjksd

#every night I dream about it and my brain is like OHHHHH IT'S GONNA BE SOOOOO COOL HERE ARE ALL THESE AWESOME DESIGNS I THINK WILL BE IN IT #LOOK HERE'S A REGIONAL POOCHYENA AND A CONVERGENT MIMIKYU DESIGN CALLED MINIKYU AREN'T THEY COOL #and I'll be like I've /literally/ seen the whole dex. it's really not that cool. and my brain will be like BUT WHAT IF IT IS :(#I'll dream that guzma's there and that the story is complex and interesting and that every area is distinct and filled with landmarks #that the opening area has a bunch of gates reminiscent of kanto and there are ruins and mountains with ghibli moss and graveyards and bright #sunny plateaus and rivers with shiny colorful stones by the shores. meanwhile the game itself looks. so empty.#like swsh II: the sequel: the Wild Area But Worse #part of it is me being grouchy that it's been 6 months and I haven't had a chance to even OPEN the game yet #but the other part is genuine disgust towards gamefreak's policies and how they crush their teams' creativity with crunch #I KNOW they're capable of making a world like that. which is why it's even more upsetting that they can't.#>:(#hate hate hate attacking and biting and killing and smasha the pokemon company with a rock >:(#also I'm sorry but the paradox pokemon look bad to me. not like design wise but conceptually. I don't know the context for them yet #(somehow one of the few spoilers I HAVEN't seen 😶) but there's no way all future pokemon are just robots. that's stupid #it better be some stupid fucked up alternate reality where everything sucks like guzzlord's world bc if it's canon?#then no it's not <333333 #ksdfhksjd I know I'm being pissy I'm just. @TPC. stop it >:(

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silent-partner-412 · 1 year

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Seeing people in the Fire Emblem community be like “I’m sick of having interesting and morally grey characters in Fire Emblem, the fanbase can’t handle it. I just want good vs evil again” is concerning cuz this is how we ended up with Corrin and Garon who are both horrible examples of being completely morally black and white.

Heroes and villains are a lot more interesting when they aren’t 100% good or evil, and I don’t think interesting writing should be sacrificed just cuz some people who consume it have a hard time understanding that.

#fire emblem #fe14 #fire emblem fates #i already thought this cuz of 3h #but playing sacred stones solidified this with lyon #let heroes do bad things #and let villains be more than heartless evil robots #i know there are plenty of games where there is a more black and white morality #like path of radiance #but even then they still show the impacts of what the heroes are doing #in radiant dawn

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pinkopalina · 2 years

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!!!

what if agent stone is a robot, but he wasn't always one.

what if there used to be a human agent stone?

what if something happened to him? what if agent stone was flesh and blood, growing pains and stretchmarks, neurons and bacteria? at one point.

and then agent stone was gone.

and then agent stone was a robot?

#osjdkjsofkjg #me being dramatic #what if agent stone was a human and then he died and then robotnik couldn't handle that and then he MADE agent stone : (#maybe when robotnik is teasing robostone about how he could never be like a robot #and how his robots are EVERYTHING TO HIM~>:(#he's just saying that robot stone will never be human stone #robostone #tragic

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frosteee-variation · 1 year

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hi so guess who forgot about that splatoon-based d&d homebrew setting that they did a shit ton of worldbuilding for before forgetting about it entirely until now anyways <3 <3 <3 maren nori my beloved

I should really pick up Seas & Spires again (maybe I'll post it here when I'm done or like. make a fic of it or something?????) But!! Basically this is Maren Nori, cephalin paladin of the open sea and legendary figure in The Lore™ with a wisdom of 3. (I am not joking. I don't know how she rolled that low) She was kind of an evil general for the Tartar equivalent in S&S for a while but don't worry she's fine now featuring a snippet from this one game of Reel Robot Fishing I did with her because looking back on it some of those lines went hard ngl

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bbqhooligan · 1 year

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having low empathy and being a friend who is known for giving emotional support is a funny combo ill tell you that. while its a little uncomfortable and definitely is an effort, dont let anyone try to hide behind having low empathy to not give you compassion because its neither an excuse nor a valid reason not to. its nowhere near as awkward or an effort big enough to be worth the relief ive provided my friends, their love and trust in me and us getting closer. so anyone who values those things about their relationship with you would try, and learn a way to be there for you.

#low empathy #mypost #like its been almost comical sometimes me sitting there stone-faced while my friend is bawling next to me #but we both found humor in it later!#i definitely curated my own style and everyone else could too #for me its like playing 20 questions on What Are You Feeling casually at all times. i sprinkle in some 'and how did that make you feel?'#sometimes the answer is nothing and thats fine too. im a blind man checking for sore spots in the streets of your speech #im hitting everything with my cane idc #i hope they can hear. what im saying is : im trying to be in tune w you and show you i care #its a bit robotic sure but my closer friends seem to appreciate and thats all that matters

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