#at least ppl call ryan by his name
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castle 6x17 the belly of the beast
the russassin episode liveblog
meh I honestly don't feel like doing a plot heavy ep rn. It sounds draining.
uwu
not your husband? lmao this is so cute
Okay, stop describing my life.
RC: Yeah, I find deadlines … inspiring.
"You could convince me <3"
"yes we do that's so true"
She is not on call babe.
sus
I like how at least becks tried to tell gates she wasn't on call
I love ryspockett sm.
More bras sthan a marching band lol
"detective?"
*three detectives are there*
Why is this so quiet tho?
Why not let ryan in?
english better than we do lol.
Inter act.
Yeah of COURSE she attempted suicide when y'all leveraged her into this.
lol beckett russian moments
sus.
I'd take ryan in on this. Heck I read a fanfiction where beckett is all like "ooh trauma" & castles like 'see someone' "wdym? a shrink?" 'no' "castle I love you but i ain't talkin to u." 'glad u thought of me but no, someone who knows what you're dealing with.' "Esposito chatted w me abt ptsd before but he is not touchy feely in a figurative emotional sense" 'girl i didn't mean him either. i meant the one who has done undercover narcotics operations & been fricking water tortured.' "o ryan. ya u right castle. my B."
lol castle zombie games
I love how he stops his game as soon as he worries.
VG: You don’t have to do this. You can walk away and I’ll take the heat.
I love her.
voiceover
the real elena is NOT intimidated.
it is SO easy to spot a cop.
Elevators have cameras? no?
Dun dun dun!
Sally pendrick moments
Green intro
lol dinner plans XD
Yeah it's an elevator.
lol rysposito listening in
except neither of those are true. they would have done this to elena too
love her door & tha audio
wow an hour
what thing? there a camera in there? or is it just the mic?
why tell her to get on her knees & then maker her stand?
so close to her. rly sus.
I thought she swallowed it but that wouldn't work well.
Ooh martha rly pretty! Love her!
Ha, pray for me.
rysposito turned off their phones, sending castle straight to voicemail? also martha & ryan & esposito we need more interactions with the three of them.
Nice place. big gun.
move packages she says. The act he says.
Good music.
Obviously they did an audio commentary & I love it but yk w/e
This man ain't lazarus. no way.
Da
aka (chair thing)a
Yes please, whiskey or water
btw good caption choices, but I would still like the original language written even though it has "speaking russian" AND the translation.
why write it down on paper?
that's a bold request.
a bedroom.
Apparently the where-should-people-be question was a thing.
why she callin esposito? instead of straight up 911? also their phones would be wired to pick up 911 or calls to the pigsty.
Couldn't they get her a phone call with lazarus at least?
she be noisy.
I loooove especkett this ep is actually good i love first names
Audio remains the same when he put her on speaker. why did i say remain not stay? more letters to type.
Also harden is a pretty hot guy for being the age he is.
If I were her I may have sat down facing the door on the edge of the desk.
At least she made contact.
I heard The ukraine, bounced all over The europe lol
Oh no castle shows up.
Gates I love her sm she is genuinely so much better than the fandom implied.
Niec room.
who are these ppl coming out of the car?
Why are esposito AND ryan AND the narco captain here?
Blood oh no! officer dead?
If they took elena then becks is done for but if elena fled (which we will know in the future) then beck is fine
fricking no babe that is not how a paperclip works, Rip a hangnail if you want easy access to blood.
the uncertainty of not knowing if you'll make it out. I love this letter.
Becks is much less afraid looking now.
"I'll take it."
they not giving her any intel? Oh they are.
the list? is she supposed to know abt the list?
she's good. Are there guns in the house? curiosity keeps me alive.
so obv we're all like "whats going on who even is this guy" but where did she get the beet juice & ketchup to look enough like blood? chocolate syrup?
Ah she came out the back door.
Show him what? do u usually take a souvenir to prove? Like I said. the apckage is delivered.
What if he moved while they were still watching.
OH SHE'S LEFT HANDED
she's the contract killer lol this is great
Love esposito kind of holding castle back
calling gates the homicide captain
poor guy still covered in beet juice lol
Poor mr potter.
you can't but she is good at what she does
501 the nameplate says. who has this many guns tho? also isn't this new york? who has a house in new york even mr potter the attorney?
Harden watching her love it.
Make sure that there is no bullet in the chamber & the safety is on before you lose your legs to a gun going off in your crotch there becks
What kind of a gig is this gal talking about?
I'd hate standing in a doorway guarding with my back to an open door.
wow lol an ugly basement. of vourse.
it suits him? lol
the sound.
Oh & the stairs were cgi.
HOLY CRAP THAT IS A LOT OF NEARLY-NAKED WOMEN COUNTING MONEY. WHY.. WHY ARE THEY NOT WEARING MUCH?
wHO is screaming in there?????!?!?
future foreward
blood in the place
WAIT
WAIT NO HOLY CRAP OH NO THIS IS LAZARUS? WE KNOW HIM. GIRL COVER YOUR FACE WITH YOUR HAIR MAYBE.
I love the "you are not" instead of aren't or you're"
Oh yeah she did break glass with him. Good scene. I'm glad they brought back vulcan simmons.
He never confirms he's lazarus.
she texts javi again, not castle, not gates, not fowler, not ryan.
41319 becks badge #
I would not be the one to send "address" before writing the address.
I love this stuff. rly good. Def better this way, glad they cut the scene.
VS: Let’s do without all this Kabuki theater, Detective. It’s undignified.
KB: (harshly) Do you want undignified? Then wait ‘til you see what I do to you.
So hot
I like how he says mama. mamma. Love the audio too & underwater.
didn't the MIB remotely turn back on a cell phone once?
ew still water, ew bubble on the eye.
Ooh simmons took off his jacket. Vulcan simmons is an amazing character & I love him.
At least Ryan made a joke & then got his knee almost shot out & then rescued. poor becks looks like she's been longer.
Harden my beloved. *sends her down a hill for no reason* It could make her body easier to be tracked
A few of them are your new neighbours lol
Yeah he probably has a better deal with these ones lol.
Ohhhh she was sent in with a gun bc elena usually uses a knife!
Good scene here. Love it a ton. artistic.
He wanted her to live bc he owed her but he was willing to kill harden?
Oh they literally never found her! it was 6am when she called them after elena saved her, they were sitting there waiting thinking she was dead trying to find her, they never succeeded. I could read a fanfic abt the hours between when we last had contact with her got the cell phone & when we got her call & found her & saved her. I'd love a fanfic of finding her.
what sense of honour has this lazarus chosen to keep her alive?
love her bruises.
"heart attack"
It's impossible to know *she knows*
love her fur coat. nice & warm. warm to help her after being chilled this entire time.
Next tmie u see each other it's fair game, but then you will no longer be even, one of you will kill the other & then you owe them you owe letting them kill you even tho they're dead so that then you'd be even. doesnt make any sense.
But yeah I did fine with this plot heavy one. never took a clip tho. Considered it when esposito was figuratively holding castle back.
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I have a really important message about Jlo ⚠️ along with 2 messages about exes, one with Kylie.
Also, I was given the OK to reveal the names of at least 4 athletes shown in the last dream involving correction: Salvador Dali & da Vinci. They are:
Cam Newton (Anakin - Darth Vader)
Odell Beckham Jr. (Obi Wan)
Lebron James (Goku)
Gervonta Davis (Tank - Neo)
😍🤩🥰
God will confirm to anyone else if the message applies to them as well but, the LORD said I should mention these 4 men above.
God wants to do SO MUCH MORE (4) these men. I’m hearing
“Everything b4 was just the beginning” 🌈
😳👀🙂
Babes. I’m speechless 😶
I have been seeing rainbows everywhere which represents a new beginning after a brutal storm ⛈️🌪️😩 I also see rainbows each time God gives me a scripture from GENESIS. Genesis means THE BEGINNING❗️
Recall I mentioned the (4) elements… God/Spirit is the 5th = POWER, DOMINION ⭐️
This will be passed down to your children’s, children. I would re-read Genesis and the covenant God made with Abraham.
God is making a NEW COVENANT and a NEW PROMISE with these men but will they answer the call 📞❓👀 Please say YES 🙌🏾 cause Its up from here 🆙⬆️
PRAY ABOUT IT 🙏🏾
PS. I said YES along time ago too ✅
I have a prophetic dream about something similar.
I just heard God is offering you the WORLD 🌎 the world has 4 Elements EARTH, WIND, FIRE, AIR.
This is a BIG BIG DEAL BABES. THIS IS MEGA HUGE 😂
I am screaminggggggggg
Remember this: Amos 9:13-15 MSG
There is going to be a miracle (4)
Do y’all remember when Lucifer tried to offer me the world too? When he showed me all the jewels and treasure? However, this time GOD is offering the WORLD to these men, MORE+ of what they already have, MORE than what Lucy offered me (which was ALOT) And he wants the world 🌎 to know. It is HE who gives POWER, DOMINION & ABUNDANCE. God just wants you to follow his guidance.
I just heard “God is a Kingmaker” then I saw 4 knights being knighted which means these 4 men WILL accept the covenant made with God and in service to him.
Hallelujah. Praise the LORD. as I type this I’m seeing Angels rejoicing 🥹👼🏾🪽 and I will be here to support 😊
PPS. I forgot to mention I had seen LeBron in a new Crown. It was an Egyptian crown with stripes. Now it makes sense to me.
I also saw Cam with an Egyptian crown. I am also being directed to 1 Samuel where God choose David to be ANOINTED as King of Israel.
I love how God talks about David’s height, in the above scripture, and I remember soooooo many ppl criticized Gervonta for being too short/small to ever win against Ryan. Wow babes. I just cannot.
PPS. It was 4 elements that I had seen bc each oxygen tank/chamber was lit up by a light 💡 = fire 🔥 element.
Salvador Dali’s most well known piece. Conveniently has CLOCKS. God once again is confirming to trust his timing.
UPDATE:
In summary, God just said the image also means he’s giving you a NEW LIFE. That’s why these men were receiving air from the incubator. #ReBirth. God gave Abraham a new life as well.
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FTR, no "accusing people of gaybaiting" happened in the watcher fandom. none of that whatsoever. not sure where anyone got that idea. the worst thing that's happened as of late in the fandom is the standard "people are being dicks to steven and ryan on twitter" business.
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#god that last sentence....#im barely in the fandom and i still see ppl give steven and ryan so much shit#at least ppl call ryan by his name#can the whole 'ghoul boys and that other guy idk who he is' bit in the fandom pls stop#lol#like...it isnt the funny haha moment you think it is#its just awkward wtf 😭#nice to know that 'gaybaiting' isnt smth thats happening in the watcher fandom l#lol*#discourse#asks
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AHS Ep7: reactions/recap
Spoilers ahead:
So, before it even starts:
LILY FUCKING RABE IS BACK
I DON’T CARE IF IT’S JUST THIS EP I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED Y’ALL AINT GOT NO IDEA
I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL SEASON MY DUDES
okay, the rest of this is the actual episode now
SHE’S THE FIRST THING TO POP UP WE LOVE THAT
She’s a mom, how cute
Oof, she’s kinda mean, I’m here for it
Stab me mommy
Y’all she knows shit’s bout to go down
Y’all this is what I imagine her to look like as the OC I wrote that dates Abby in Caral. Oof
I’m Bobby. Bobby died.
OH, SHE’S JINGLES’ MOM
That’s wild
Holy fuck y’all
I hate seeing her cry, my heart hurts
Why the fuck did she blame Jingles tho? Like unless she been knew he’s gonna kill people??
Oh, we’re back to Brooke...
Yay
I just want to see Lily more pls
Dona should have let Brooke die, just saying
So, just a thing I’m gonna say: Emma’s characters always end up bad. It fits her personality so well. Maybe it’s cause I can’t stand her?
Damn, I’m not doing the math but she was in prison for a long time
Hey, Dylan’s back. Or at least that’s what I think his name is
He fucked up their car? Omg. What a dick
Watch him try and murder them, and they end up killing him. Oh, so original
Can I just say, I’ll be pissed if we don’t see Lily more
I can also see that it was possibly meant for Sarah and she just couldn’t do it, so they gave it to Lily
Oh, Brooke was there for five years
Dylan didn’t die, but y’all I was close i
I love that they’re all like bitch why are you here
I love how confused Jingles was about all this. Like “huh?”
Montana is the top ghost next to Sally
Y’ALL
Y’all LILY IS THE LADY IN WHITE
I’m SHAKING
IM QUAKING
It’s hilarious that the person fucking with them is Jingles’ Mom
CAMP GOLDEN STAR
We’re gonna call her character Mother bc idk her name. BUT DAMN YALL SHES WILD
MOTHER IS LIKE THE MOM IN FRIDAY THE 13th DIDNT I TELL YALL BITCHES?
Damn, no wonder Jingles is fucked up
FUCK
JINGLES YOU KILLED HER OMG FUCK
Damn
Oh her name is Lavinia, I like that. It’s a pretty name
Why is Lily so cute? I love her
“Come to Mommy” okay, I’m drooling
I LOVE WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT PPL
Why is she like Nora 2.0 but just not sobbing as much??
I love her in white. I love this hair. I love everything about this
SHE’S LIKE BITCH I KNEW MARGARET WAS CRAZY
God, bless. Can she yell at me like this?
I kinda feel bad for Jingles, but she’s so hot I can get passed how bad she is
Why is she so good at being so upset and mean, what happened to you?
I hate that she tried to destroy herself. Ugh
HER LITTLE SHRUG BEFORE TELLING JINGLES SHE POSSESSED MARGARET SENT ME
Man, when she confesses, I fucking died
“The wrong son died” goddamn, chill, honey
Her whole demeanor changed for a split second when she learned Jingles has a kid, uwu
But then we went back to “you deserve to suffer” and I’m here for that
I don’t even want to talk about Brooke and Dona at this point. I’m here to die over Lily
But, like, Dylan’s character is kinda interesting, he’s wild
Wow! Okay, didn’t really see Dylan kidnapping her. That’s a bit of a shocker and I mean it for once
No shocker that Brooke chose to do neither of what he told her to tho!
MARGARET DOING HER BEST BITCHINESS!!
Oh, god. We’re back to Montana and Trevor fucking, that’s neat
OH! THEY TOOK OF HIS THUMBS. THATS GENUIS
The rest of this is so boring, just gotta day. It’s getting really repetitive and predictable. Yet I’m still here
LILY!! Hi, I missed you
She’s having a moment, I love it. It’s cute.
Jingles tryna show he’s not all that bad is so sweet
She’s really tryna help get him to kill him self, o-okay wow
It got real fucked up real fast
I don’t even want to comment on the billy idol getting killed. I don’t even care. This shit is so predictable and I’m tired of the ghosts being Ryan go-to theme
Anyways, I hope lily comes back next ep because “that’s was so little screen time for such an important role” - @rabexxpaulson AND I AGREE TO THAT
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Is there a way you could tell me all of the 'names' for exclusionist people? Like terfs, or people who think you need dysphoria to be trans (I don't remember the name ;_;) I want to be as inclusive as possible, and thus wanna read and learn more about exclusionists. You're very knowledgeable about the LGBTQIA+ community from what I've seen, at least a lot more than I am, so I figured you'd know at least some of them. I also wanna make it clear who to put on DNI list for my blog.
Thank you for thinking of me to ask, and for trying to educate yourself! Off the top of my head, the main things I can think of to look out for are:
TERFs sometimes also go by ‘gender realists’ or ‘gender critical’ - they’re more likely to self-identify as terms like those rather than as TERFs because they consider it a slur (it’s not). Also look out for people with things like XX or ‘adult human female’ in their bios or usernames - it’s TERF shorthand for identifying themselves as ‘real’ women. You may also see the term TWERF - trans women exclusionary reactionary feminism. Some people interpret the R to stand for radical, but reactionary is more accurate.
The folks you’re thinking of who think you need dysphoria to be trans are called truscum or transmedicalists. On twitter especially you often see them with crossed sword emojis or lightning emojis in their usernames/bio, which they use to indicate themselves as fans of K/alvin G/arrah (censored bc he and his fans tend to namesearch him to harass people who call him on his shit) or storm ryan, who are two particularly virulent truscum youtubers. Ofc not everyone with these emojis are people like these, esp with the new pokémon game that just got announced, but I tend to be cautious of it.
People who exclude ace and aro folks don’t tend to have a specific name - they tend to self-identify as ace exclusionist, though some self-identify as aphobes (which like... blows my mind when they claim to just not think aces/aros are LGBTQ+, but are happy to call themselves openly discriminatory and hateful towards ppl for having an orientation?? anyway that’s a can of worms for another day). They usually only refer to themselves as ace exclusionist, but this also extends to aro folks too.
Not specifically LGBTQIA+ related, but it’s also worth looking out for SWERFs, which stands for sex worker exclusionary reactionary feminists, whose feminism opposes sex work and opposes legalisation of sex work (particularly full service sex work, which is the preferred way to refer to prostitution) despite evidence that criminalisation of sex work actively harms sex workers, who are disproportionately poor, POC, and LGBTQIA+.
There don’t seem to be any other exclusionist ideologies with specific names (at least not that I’m aware of), but some other common ones to point out are:
non-binary exclusionists, who don’t believe non-binary genders are real (sometimes referred to as exorsexists, which is a name for the specific type of transphobia experienced by non-binary people) or who gatekeep the way n-b people behave, i.e. who say n-b people can’t identify as gay or lesbian, can’t use he/him or she/her pronouns, can’t use neopronouns, can’t medically transition, can’t present in a masculine or feminine way, can’t have typically masculine or feminine gendered names, etc.
people who don’t believe pansexuality is a valid orientation (who think it’s just bisexual for people who want to be special, or who believe it’s inherently transphobic due to a misconception that bi = attracted to cis men and women and pan = attracted to cis and trans men and women, when actually bi = attraction to two or more genders, and pan = attraction to all/regardless of gender - whether or not the people in question are trans doesn’t play into it).
There are even still people who don’t think trans or bi people should be included in the LGBTQ+ community, even though it was a bi woman who organised the first pride parade, and trans women of colour who were instrumental in the Stonewall riots.
There are also a few particular brands of lesbophobia becoming louder recently, including but not limited to: people who assume all/most lesbians are TERFs or aphobes due to an unfortunate minority of vocal lesbians with these views, people who think lesbians can’t be non-binary, and people who don’t think lesbians can use he/him or they/them pronouns.
People who don’t believe others should identify as queer or use/reclaim the term.
If anyone thinks of anything I’ve missed anything off, please let me know! Also, if anyone has any additional good-faith questions, like what particular terms might mean or what I might be referring to at certain points, then feel free to ask them!
Pre-emptive note: This blog firmly believes in the inclusive nature of the LGBTQIA+ community - the history of our movement is based on inclusiveness and unity between the different groups marginalised for not conforming to cisheteronormative standards, and exclusionism has always been a bad thing for us - it’s the thing that made lesbians, bi folks, and trans folks have to fight to be included in the acronym, even though they were the founders of the rights movement. My LGBTQIA+ community is for anyone who isn’t cisgender, heterosexual, heteroromantic, and perisex and who wants to be a part of it. Policing people’s presentation and the way they go about expressing themselves in a world that tries to quash our self-expression is not part of the spirit of the movement that is supposed to celebrate diversity and non-conformity. People being themselves doesn’t make the community ‘look bad’ or justify homophobia or transphobia - the people to blame for discrimination are the discriminators, not the people being discriminated against for rejecting toxic respectability politics. I will not be responding to any discourse on this matter - y’all know where the unfollow button is. Keep it out of the replies and out of my inbox and generally away from me.
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X, D /// for david
X: XOXO. does your muse use / like pet names?
he was never rly one for pet names. there were ppl he dated who used them first and he went with it. some of the ones that boosts one’s ego are fine as like a one-off thing, like “good looking” or “hot stuff.” he generally liked “babe” though. almost everything else makes him cringe and he uses them ironically for a good laff. someone called him “honeybun” once and he wanted to run
D: DATE. what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?
every ideal date is with ryan suriyasen, so jot that down. this dude is happiest when he’s either doing smth new and exciting or when he nearly kills himself. naturally, he knows not everybody will enjoy couple sky diving or cliff jumping. (he knows this from experience. bad experiences.) but literally doing anything he’s never done before, even if it’s pottery, or seeing new places would be ideal. he would like to go hawaii at least once in his life
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If I wanted to get into Hellblazer, what comics or whatnot would you recommend I check out first?
oh boy i’m probably the worst person to ask. BUT i will tell you how i started reading!
i’d say start with the original Vertigo hellblazer! or at least the first 13 issues written by Jamie Delano, which completely covers the “Devil You Know” arc (thats the name i like to call it). the fear machine arc and the family man arc are also pretty good, that’s where i stopped (because of attention span haha) i will warn you that the OG comics started in 1988 so there WILL but sensitive issues and heavy topics in this comic, but it was still pretty “progressive” for its time. of course it always changes with who is writing it but i looooove early constantine where Delano is writing it.
Constantine: The Hellblazer (by Ming Doyle and James Tynion IV) is a short DC run that i looooove. the art style is beautiful and the story is rlly interesting and was finished in... 2015 i think? it’s only 13 issues long for the whole run. I also love this run because it really embraces John’s canon bisexuality and has a lot of interesting #magic lore takes.
All His Engines by Mike Carey is a oneshot that is a GREAT starting point for people who can’t slush through a bunch of issues. it really gets to the basics of how Constantine works as a character. if you’re looking for something quick and easy check that out. it’s a great story and those plot points carry into some other media like the TV show or movie.
if you’d rather watch stuff, Constantine: City of Demons is an animated movie whose plot is based off of All His Engines and also fits his backstory from the Devil You Know arc. it’s not super accurate to his comic backstory but it hits the bare bones basics and its still entertaining. Justice League Dark is also cool and is in the same universe.
Then there’s NBC Constantine, the TV series: one season, 13 episodes, canceled. unfortunately, it never finished its first season which... honestly pisses me off because... this tv show is SO FUCKING GOOD. like. it’s crazy how good it is. it takes a lot from the original comics and reworks them to fit in a more modern setting and i love seeing old characters into these new adaptions. and Matt Ryan is theeee beeest Constantine actor, i swear.
I also like watching Legends of Tomorrow. the CW show that’s part of the Arrowverse. Honestly... CW DC shows aren’t that good, and Legends is the only one i have watched. Constantine appears in season 3 and is a regular in Season 4. I’m not saying “watch this show just for this one character” but that’s what i did and I do not regret it. I grew attached to all of them haha.
ANYWAY. this is a bad list probably but this was MY process of getting into hellblazer. i’m still reading through comics and stuff. i’m no expert, there’s ppl who’ve actually read the entire OG hellblazer (all 300 issues x_x) like @twentiethree
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doctor who actually making the 19 year old companions act like 19 year olds has been an extremely good move. as a current 19 year old in the U.K., i feel like i'm at least a decent judge of this?
i mostly wanna talk about ryan because i think he's more the type of person I am, yaz also feels real to me but i guess i'll leave that to someone else
so! things about ryan that make me believe he's a dorky loser of my age despite tosin cole being a Real grown-up
he makes vlogs nobody watches
re-friends yaz, gently bullies her ("you just went way down in my opinion, he was punching above his weight")
WHERES THE RELOAD WHEREDS THE RELOAD AAAAAAAAAAA
(but negative points for making him reference call of duty when any REAL 19 year old boy would have referenced halo, ffs the weapons looked straight out of the covenant armoury)
(i assume he was simplifying himself for the benefit of graham who is only capable of remembering 1 (one) video game)
"did you just accidentally pay me a compliment?" "................whatever"
quiet frustration with a baby boomer for trying to force a connection, obvious differences in the way they communicate driving a wedge between them
uses social media and the internet and cares about his phone and nobody around him is a bitch about it because of course he does (i mention this because there's so much TV out there that can't resist taking a cheap shot at "tech-obsessed" youths whenever possible)
emotionally affected by tragedy, desire to respect the dead ("he knew he could die but he still did it anyway" about rahul in e1). that felt like an appeal to milennial/gen z sensibilities imo, like of course compassion is not exclusive to my generation but i feel like there's a lot of young people like me really craving the kind of like, acknowledgement of the human costs of things? i think this is kind of related to
ryan being like, not Socially Conscious, but having absorbed enough life to be Socially Conscious? like big mood, is there anything more late-teens than having some great social and moral ideas but not being exactly sure how to apply them or of relevant historical contexts
he wants fairness but isn't always conscious of how the world works ("tell me you don't get hassle")
also a special shout out for ryan not remembering who rosa parks was but it's not because he's totally ignorant, he just got confused on the details and did still have a good basis of knowledge on the civil rights movement, i love that we aren't going for absolutes
well thought out deadpan humour in front of others ("good, cause i don't eat them"), dorky talking to himself when alone. ("nice one ryan! THANKS RYAN!")
relationship-guruing total strangers (kerblam!) and the specific way he tells graham to shut up when he mentions ryan's similar issue
he doesn't mind when people are different! that's a big deal for the kind of teen i think ryan is being written as, which is to say, not a douchebag. he's grown up knowing human diversity and i think he's felt isolated enough he doesn't ever want to judge others? he accepts flirting from a gay man without being a lil bitch about it (i hate that i have to specify that as a positive but ykno toxic masculinity) and a man giving birth essentially without issue.
idk i just think it's nice that ryan seems to be written for open-minded nerdy kids and young people, and as a good role model of acceptance?
(semi related: i want ryan to be gay or bi more and more with every passing ep but he's likeable as a Woke Straight too)
doesn't hate his disability but has some level of frustration with it that imo is portrayed with enough nuance even in its brief appearances? and because diagnosis is easier these days i think that's a big thing for my gen, having a name for your problem for most of your life and being mostly at peace with it but like, god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"SILLY" PLANS THAT WORK!! being playfully judgemental of ppl for not knowing music, hello arachnids in the u.k.
what was it he said, "you have no idea how uncool you sound right now"? that was A+
his sometimes slightly awkward way of speaking, like, speaks to me, as a 19 year old with a developmental disability, and the balance of growing up/finding your feet with being different to your peers
he's used to graham being kind of mean about his dyspraxia but doesn't even really make a big deal of it bc old people just be like that ig
willing to admit mistakes but not to be teased for them by adults (woman who fell to earth, ghost monument, rosa, kerblam)
i know a lot of this is kind of projecty but like, that's what's so good about it!! ryan is close enough to me and my peers that it's possible to read him as one of us!! which is not true of a lot of media youth rep!
i CAN project onto ryan, more easily than with any other character in media
and i didn't know how much i needed that until chibz like, descended upon this show with divine providence
to be clear i'm not saying those traits are exclusive to my generation, just that i see a lot of our generalised attitude to life in ryan and that makes me happy. i see a lot of my life!! shit boi!! also i'm on the bus to uni and very tired so sorry if like literally none of this made sense, tbh this post barely even has a thesis i just wanted to write things i like about ryan
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some stupid reddie radio show hc
• richie is like grimmy on bbc radio on the breakfast show and he's been there so long and is so well loved that the producers kinda just let him do whatever he wants within reason. he's very loudly and publically bisexual and flirts with Every Single Person they bring in. he hates being up at ass-o’clock in the morning every day but it’s a sweet gig and he’s well loved and he loves his crew so he’s fine
• there's this up and coming actor eddie kaspbrak on the scene that richie is scheduled to interview. he’s struggling to come up with questions for him because he hasn’t seen any of the shit he’s in and is usually too tired to watch films at night anymore (a horrible part of the job because richie loves movies)
• eddie’s out of the closet publically, which he chose to do since this is a movie about the aids crisis, but the topic of boyfriends is blacklisted, which richie is fine with. he’s not a gossip. at least, not on live air
• so eddie’s gonna be in a movie with a bunch of well known people and the interview with richie goes. fucking. HORRIBLY.
• despite being his last guest of the day, it’s still 10:30 am because it’s, well, a breakfast show, and they’re both exhausted. eddie is incredibly obviously uncomfortable/nervous, which in turn is making richie uncomfortable/nervous.
• and when both of these guys get nervous, they really get nervous, so richie is, like, visibly sweating, and they visually record all the interviews too so his camera man (stan) is like "FUCKING COOL IT MAN YOUR SWEAT IS MAKING THE LIGHTS SHINE ON YOUR OILY FACE SO BRIGHTLY WE HAD TO TURN OFF YOUR OVERHEAD LAMP" "oh ha ha ha ha is that what happened?"
• richie asks things like “is this your first radio interview?” (god what is this richie’s first rodeo? what a boring question) and “did you get along with your castmates?” and “does ryan gosling really put his money where his mouth is?” but when he gets to "so what was it like being in a movie with all these famous—" eddie cuts the fuck in.
• beverly, eddie’s handler, giving him the singal to cut it the fuck out. don’t fly off the handle. please. eddie kaspbrak does not fly off the handle. he just. tells it like it is. and if that’s rude, well that’s the other person’s problem
• "okay i'm gonna stop you right there. if you're trying to insinuate that i'm not talented enough to carry this movie like all the other interviewers, i—" "no!” richie shouts, eyes widening and cheeks flaring. he glances around nervously and the crew is giving him looks like this is fucking tanking do something now. “that's not it. not at all. aw hell, alright, let's just—" and then richie RIPS UP HIS QUESTION SHEET like the dramatic motherfucker he is
• "uh. did you just rip up your questions?" eddie asks because this is not his first rodeo, actually, fuck you very much records tozier if that is your real name and he knows that no one can see despite the two cameras being pointed at them. the video feed isn’t live, just something to use for press later.
• "i did. screw those stupid questions i asked you. i’m gonna ask you the things i want to know. what makes you excited about this project? what was your method of getting into character considering how intense the story was?" richie asks, propping his elbow up on the desk and cupping his chin in his hand.
• "oh.” eddie blinks in shock, like, oh this guy does have a soul? and he’s actually interested and isn’t just a weird, awkard guy? whoops. okay. eddie can admit when he’s wrong, at least to himself, so he changes gears. “well my uncle who i was close to as a kid was a victim of aids, and so the opportunity to play a character so similar to his story was a privilege as much as it was cathartic..."
• and then it kind of goes off without a hitch from there. they’re really flowing and eddie is getting asked genuinely interesting questions by richie now, things no other interviewer has asked. he’s totally respectful of the topic while still being his dumb, flirtatious self. eddie is charmed. smitten, really. it’s really obnoxious.
• by the end they're both giggling sweetly and richie is doing some light flirting, not the intensely over the top kind he's been known to with his guests.
• towards the end richie goes "well that was our guest, the delicious, delectable eddie kaspbrak. make sure you go see his movie ‘collison’ in theatres this friday, because i promise you're gonna want this pretty face to bring you to tears on the big screen instead of just hear him do it on radio."
• eddie is blushing like mad and leans into the mic and meekly goes "and because i'm talented." "oh of course. AND because he's talented. what song would you like to play us out with, eds?" "what? my name is eddie. did you forget already? not very professional of you.” zoom in on richie’s grin. “i didn’t forget.” “jesus. can i pick anything?" "within reason, you minx! this IS a top 40 station after all." "well it WAS top 40," eddie giggles. he calls over bill who controls the switchboard and whispers something to him and bill chuckles and nods.
• "what are you two up t—" "well folks, that's our show!" eddie announces brightly. richie scoffs, scandalized, but eddie continues. "i hope you enjoy the dulcet sounds of ‘rocks off’ by the rolling stones." "ohhhh you absolute—" "annnnnd we're clear," bill says from across the room, cutting the mics.
• eddie is a stones guy. fuck, richie seriously hit the jackpot here.
• richie takes off his headphones but eddie doesn't, still dancing to the song coming through. richie smiles over at him and waves mike (the lighting guy) over and asks him to have bill put the music through the overhead speakers. bill does and richie comes up beside eddie, bowing dramatically with his hand out. "may i have this dance?" he asks in some ridiculous british accent, and eddie giggles, rolling his eyes and shrugging. "why not?"
• richie spins him around the room, a bit more practiced than eddie would've assumed with a man who has the gangly limbs of a newborn deer. he calls out to bill to play through his emergency playlist and bill shakes his head with a fond smile and gives him a thumbs up.
• "hey..." richie starts nervously, fiddling with the hem of eddie’s shirt, and, like when was the last time he was this nervous? jesus this kid has gotten under his skin, which is exactly why he says, "whaddya say i take you out to dinner?"
• "are you... are you even allowed to court your guests?" "court?” richie grins with an incredulous raise of his eyebrows. “i like that word. well i'm allowed to court whoever i damn well please. it's a free country," richie shoots back with a sassy cock to his hips and a huge grin.
• "i'm... i'm gonna be really busy with press in the next few weeks," eddie responds breathlessly. "oh. sure. no problem," richie bobs his head very dramatically and for an unnecessarily long time, untangling their limbs. "but!" eddie says, reaching for him again. richie lets himself be tugged into eddie’s space easily. "i'll gladly take you out when the junket is over." "you take me out? i thought i was the one who asked you!" "i thought it was a free country," eddie grins. richie sighs softly, pretending to sound put-out but he can't even manage it with the force of his smile. "alright, mr. kaspbrak."
• "you live in la, right?" eddie asks. "i live wherever you want me to," richie says, trying to pull some sort of seductive Voice, eyebrows jumping. eddie gives him a funny look. "uh. yeah, i do. sorry, i just—you make me a little nervous." "wow. the famous records tozier all tongue tied just from a lowly up-and-comer. why would your viewers think?" eddie asks softly, smiling up at him. "i think they're probably jealous they don't get to court you." "i regret using that word," eddie groans. richie laughs, "you should. it's my new favorite."
• "eddie," bev cuts in quietly with a grin, "you've got another interview at—" "shit!" eddie immediately detaches himself from richie, picking up his things, and richie feels like he just got dunked into cold water. "i'll call you!" eddie yells out to richie before pushing his way through the cameras and lights with bev in tow. she grins and wiggles her fingers at richie. "oh shit," richie sighs, smiling dreamily.
• "oh shit is right," stan says from behind the camera, which still has the green light on, the bastard, "you didn't ever give him your number in the first place." "motherfucker!" "and i caught all of that on camera," stan smirks. "oh i WILL kill you," richie says, turning to the camera and futzing with it. "gimmie that tape!" "nah, you've gotten enough spank bank material for the day," stan says, flipping off the camera. "plus, ben got a whole host of good shit on camera two."
• richie gasps. "BEN-YA-MEEN, YOU WOULDNT" ben just shrugs, flipping his camera off too. "i work for no man, only the love that drives us." "fuck off."
• it’s a week later, the movie has premiered and eddie is the talk of the town. the second the video of the already-infamous interview goes live on twitter (cut with generous amounts of flirting thanks to mike, the absolute ASSHOLE), both their mentions blow the fuck up.
• eddie’s twitter is LITERALLY STILL PRIVATE despite the fact that bev keeps insisting he undo because he can’t get verified that way. eddie could care less about being verified; he just wants his privacy. he thought being private would make it so that no one could @ reply him but he soon finds out that he was very, very wrong when a bunch of ppl on twitter start asking him how his date with richie went. he turns off his notifications after this shit storm
• eddie had followed richie back the day of the interview, and he didn’t know the option to keep replies from ppl you follow had stayed on, so he gets a notif right before one of his last interviews on the junket
• @richierecords: @eddie_kaspbrak you in town? i know a great sushi place
• eddie grins, trying to futz with his phone and figure out how to reply
• @eddie_kaspbrak: @richierecords I’m around, but I thought I was taking YOU out to eat? and how do you know I even like sushi?
• he’s deeply glad he’s private so no one but his friends can see this response because when richie sends back “@richierecords: @eddie_kaspbrak everyone with taste likes sushi, and that gucci suit at the premiere showcased yours very nicely. and i think i’m gonna be the one doing the eating out if all goes according to plan 🍑👅💦” while eddie’s in his last interview. there are like 7,000 likes by the time he checks it
• his eyes widen and his cheeks flush and he immediately presses his phone into his chest so bev who’s beside him in the limo going back to the hotel doesn’t see. he may not understand what the peach emoji was for, but the tongue and the spit was certainly image enough
• bev snorts as she types out a text. “no need to be shy, kaspbrak. your suitor certainly isn’t.” eddie sputters indignantly but bev just laughs without looking up from her phone, “i already contacted his manager. luang’s on center street at 8 pm. it’s like a half-price place and the paps are told to stay the fuck away or they’re getting sued, but seriously? half price? that’s tactless. your boy has no manners. i’m not dealing with you getting food poisoning so be fucking careful.”
• “he’s not my boy! he’s not my anything!” eddie shrieks. bev winces, “stop being shrill at me, i did not do this. you and your libido did.” “i’m barely even attracted to him,” eddie huffs, tapping out a reply to richie of “You stupid motherfucker.”
• “oh, sure, alright,” bev snorts. “we do share a wall in these hotels you know, and they’re unfortunately not very thick. i’m sure it’s very lonely out there for your right hand and your imagination.” “i will fuck you up, marsh, don’t test me,” but then he grins slyly. “and i need both hands for what i get up to, actually.” “oh!” beverly laughs, delighted, finally putting her phone down. “i’d give you a high five, but i don’t need your cum on me. that ain’t in my job description, puddin’.” “FUCK OFF I HAVEN’T MASTURBATED SINCE LAST NIGHT AND I HAVE WASHED MY HANDS SIX TIMES SINCE THEN.”
• their driver chokes on his spit from the front seat and eddie groans into his hands as beverly puts the divider up and laughs
#reddie#it 2017#fic#should i be working on real shit? maybe#enjoy my procrastination tactic#masterpost#19#greatest hits
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Episode 3: “She hates girls”- Dani
I AM PISSED. I AM SO MAD AT BRANDAN RIGHT NOW.
WHAT THE HECK.
I WAS TOTALLY TRANSPARENT WITH HIM.
HONESTLY??? I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUtT FLIPPING WITH HIM AND JULIAN IFFFFF THEY WOULD HAVE ASKED ME.
AND JULIAN?? I TOLD HIM I HEARD HIS NAME, I TOLD HIM. WHY IS HE ATTACKING ME FOR BEING HONEST???
I'm so glad I have Lucy and Andreas but Brandan better waTCH OUT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT HONEST WITH HIM. WHAT THE HECK
i'm sorry, i'm just so MAD right now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
all my alliance members are on different tribes, I am so sad.
ALso I'm with Brandan. -___________-
I don't know who else is even on my tribe.
I like Kevin and the others are all okay but UGH WHY BRANDAN WHEN I AM SO IRRITATED WITH HIM STILL?? bring me back lucy and andreas :(
Okay so yay for a tribe swap but uhm it's kinda homophobic that not only am I not on a tribe with Dani or Ryan, but that I can't even speak to them now!!
I'm still drinking with Dani on Saturday though so suck it hosts.
This tribe is alright, like I said not my favorite set up but I don't feel completely screwed. I'm with Joey which is good because he's loyal to me, but people are going to assume we're working together since he picked me, also he isn't good at talking to new people so idk if that's gonna end up bad for us lolol.
But yay for being on a tribe with Sarah! Idk she's iconic and I'd like to work with her. I talked to Andreas for a bit and he was nice, I'd hope we could work together. I started talking to Junior again before the swap so I don't feel completely off on him.
Billy is the only one I've barely talked to, but he was on Sarah's old tribe so I think they're gonna stick together???
I just hope that we can win some challenges so that I don't have to worry.
when trace and johnny give you lemons.... (ie- brandan) you make lemonade. I am currently kissing brandan's ASS right now. i told him that if he and julian asked me to flip i would have and all kinds of other lies just because i don't need any drama with him on this tribe going forward, I NEED numbers so whatever i'm going to be his new best friend and pretend to forget about tribal but I'm still PISSED.
This tribe swap is fucking disgusting. Why do i have to be on a tribe with junior.
Im just glad jake is here and maybe him, billy and i can work together and grab someone else to work with us if we go to tribal
Okay so last night I was on call with Joey and he was like "someone told me you wanted to vote me out round 1" and I was like yeah it's true but you didn't have to say it. And big surprise it was Keaton that told him this. So now it's a new day and lo and behold I'm on a tribe with Keaton's snake ass and as much as I don't trust him I have to play nice because the boy knows WAY too much about my game and my personal life for me to risk crossing him so basically I just go from one migraine to another bouncing between my exes. If I get swap fucked I will be showing up in Johnny's PMs with virtual pitchforks. xoxo Madison
https://youtu.be/5oLRQqS00UU
VL Confessional
Cause you tried to play both sides
You got caught up in your lies
And now you're runnin'
You're runnin' out of time
Try again, cause the game is over
https://imgflip.com/gif/2vicz3
Wtf! Why did we switch tribes right as I felt so good????? Now I’m in a tribe where I feel like I can’t connect to anyone except dan and sometimes Tom.
I made an alliance with Tom, Madison, and Dan. I’m trying to ensure our safety Incase we do go to tribal. Keaton came to me and said he wants to target Madison and honestly I’m really down for that. So I think I can use this as an advantage. I can either tell Madison Keaton is after him and we get him. Or I can team up with Keaton and Lucy and get one other person to flip and we get Madison.
Tbh only down for Madison because she doesn’t seem to like me at all. I’ve also heard she hates girls. Which is a little obvious :p. I hate that. GIRLS GOTTA PROTECT GIRLS. But nooooo she loves attention. Ok ranting done.
VL CONFESSIONAL
I feel like Jake is my #1, but Dani is visiting him today(lucky girl.)
I feel like I would do a disservice to a majority of straight men in this game if I didn’t hum the intro to “Ether” at least once.
Also, fuck Jay-Z.
Heya, time for a little update!
As of now, I am getting a little frustrated with my tribe (love Jake though). But before I get carried away, let's see how well we do in the immunity challenge. I am not sold on the song choice, but I appreciate that a few people give active input. I'll do my part as best as I can and hope that it'll be enough for at least 2nd place...
Should we lose, I'll try to get a solid group with Jake and Junior, and add a player, who one of the other three wanna vote for. At this point, none of Joey, Sarah or Billy play a major role for my future plans in this game.
Billy could become a close ally as he seems to be very underrated in this game.
Sarah could become a close ally because she's a cool cat.
Joey idk about. We're not bonding that well rn.
I have no faith in my tribe at all I somehow feel like this video is about to be 3 minutes of just me and a cameo of mark and his adorable kids x_x
Time to make my cousins make some videos with me so I have a lot to edit in because I SURE can’t rap in time with this song
Okay Isaac is sending weird clips of himself from challenges I’m not sure if that will cut it but I’ll take whatever I can edit together at this point DJSJS
Me seeing the other videos and prepping to go to tribal... also a picture of Tom booty poppin should be on the dvd cover
VL CONFESSIONAL
THANK YOU JUDGESSSSSSSSSS! YOU GUYS ROCK! JESS LET ME BUY YOU A BUNCH OF TIM HORTONS.
Alyssa, fried chicken at Red Rooster on me when I visit😃?
I know I haven’t been around much. But I hate this swap. I hate this tribe. I know NO ONE who I feel will be willing to keep me safe with them. So I actually have to work hard to talk to people.
Music videos are not my forte. But I have to contribute because if we lose then I’ll be someone on the chopping block for sure. And I can’t have that.
I’m just hopping we can slam challenges and then we can make it to the next swap. But I hope Sarah and Jake stay close with me. I really like them both. Jake is really cool to talk to and he’s not bad to look at either. Sarah is my soul sister.
Then there’s Joey, who has this plan to get rid of Andreas and honestly I’m kinda ok with it. Anyone but me is how I’m feeling. I just gonna find somewhere to sink my teeth into this game and take a bite. I don’t want to be a background day player with no story line and shitty gameplay.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=zfISjcq23KU
Okay so I think I'm gonna go for Billy this round. I didn't want to lose because I think I have good connections with everyone on our tribe, but someone's gotta go. Billy makes me worried now because he said in our tribe chat that Tom told him we lost, so bitch you cross tribaling???
Andreas and Junior both told me they like me and each other so I think they're trying to form a group of 3 there? Sarah also said she liked me and Billy and I like Sarah but it might be hard trying to get her to vote Billy out.
Joey originally said he wanted Andreas out and that he likes Billy, but Billy told me and Junior that Joey was spreading Andreas name, so I let Joey know that Billy's doing that, and I think Joey trusts him less now.
We'll see what happens. I just don't my name going around like last time. I just need another tribe swap ASAP.
So now were going to tribal bc johnny announced the results wrong.
Johnny is a pissy player and cant stand when other hosts mess up but wants us to understand when he does..hm TEA
Anyways ill see what i can do to make sure I do not go home. I think i have junior, and jake and billy but we shall see
Literally fuck off. HOW IS IT FAIR THAT THE HOSTS fucked up and they wont give us an extension??? INTERESTING?????????
Why does one tribe get over a day and we get less than 12 hours..lol ok what ever maybe get your fucking shit together before fucking over ppls games
Well look at it, we lost again. Great! Just great!
And people seem to be thrilled to go to Tribal Council! They're so excited that they throw the challenges! So me being a straight shooter, I immediately target Billy, who has slacked the most on this new tribe and would be a fair call (on paper). But it's only natural that people have their own agenda and I am being targeted by Joey and Billy at least. Sure, Joey might still be up in the air, but either way, I NEED to believe in Jake and Junior here to vote for for Billy, or I am toast. And if Billy doesn't step up next round, so are Jake and Junior.
I have nothing against Billy, but this season we don't really get along too well. We had a fun chat today, but it felt like it was too little to late for me in this season.
Let's see what happens in this mess of a round :D Love Johnny though, I don't blame him.
I really wanna stay and fight for all the people on my tribe to stay in this game!
Ok, so as per usual in premerge, my fate rests within other peoples hands. That's just how I play and that's totally okay with me.
The scenarios I can see are:
4-2 Billy/Me (which is what's being sold to me sort of with Billy and Sarah voting for me)
4-2 Me/Billy (if Jake sticks to Joey and they decide to ride the tide and vote out Billy over Junior if they lose another TC)
5-1 Me/Billy (if they all wanna be safe lmao, but Junior seems really sincere, so I doubt this happens!)
I can't scramble too hard at this vote, because I really feel that Jake wants to keep me around and me reaching out to others will make me appear like a bigger name to write down.
I 50:50 Hate/Love each tribe I'm on and I hate that I am such a sulky old man in this season, but that's just a new facette of good old me.
https://youtu.be/i6ZY0hrvDaM
I am SO glad that we won! the judges were HARSH, huh? But it's okay, we still won! I really hope that andreas is going to be okay tonight, I'm just a little worried but I think maybe Billy will be the one to go?? Maybe.
I fucking wrote out a long ass confessional and then it refreshed and I wanna die, so here are the highlights:
I love how Johnny has progressed enough in life to recruit 5 iconic female judges in the name of feminism, but has not progressed enough to perform basic arithmetic
I want the f5 to be original Robinsons and I trust them as follows:
Mark > Dani = Ryan > Junior
I want a f3 with Mark and Junior because Dani is a big social threat and I would always vote for a woman over a man because fuck men, and it’s like the laws of feminism
I’m really happy I haven’t had to go to tribal yet, let’s keep it moving and NO DOUBLE OR TRIPLE TRIBALS PLSSSS
It looks like this is a wrap y’all. Unless sarah actually pulled some miracle out of her ass and convinced them all to vote Andreas then it’s time to blow my flame out.
I’ve been on the outs ever since I was picked last. So I guess this shouldn’t be a surprise.
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castle 6x13 limelight
the doppelganger vicarious mom episode liveblog
Love the music
hate parapazzi.
what's with her eyeliner? I mean I like it.
"She had spinach in her teeth"
More material to torture you with *rawr chomp chomp*
Pi lol
but also oof 7am work
I love pi
Hi!
Bye!
Unless that's a murder XD
Poor girl on call before 7am
"this isn't about me today"
love esposito's scarf & becked's jacket
Oof manager first mother second.
(she's more than the personal assistant she seems a little bit gay for mandy)
Talk to the security firm then
don't get drunk babes...
Oh four months...
construction my beloved
this kid is too bright eyed to be in construction
How old is this guy to be with a 22yo?
Oh he's an artist.
Love lanie's scrubs over her long sleeve.
Oh wow claire samuels.
WAIT CASTLE'S JACKET-- THAT'S THE ONE ETHAN SLAUGHTER GETS
& also eckett's outfit is nice
Oof place is trashed!
Lol the blood wine
"closing time?" girl you're at your hotel room!
Don't even know claire's name?
Good point. Mom: It wouldn’t make much sense to have a decoy if they’re going to be seen hanging out together.
she's not wrong but she's kinda bitchy. she's also hungover so yk.
"probably???"
"youve" worked hard
Ryan reminds me a lot of simon tam rn. kinda twinky looking in comparison to the ppl around them but when you actually look at them they have good shoulders
But I don't think I like his vest
Castle is so great making her a cup of good coffee
RC: How do you feel?
Mandy sutton: Considering I’m supposed to be dead – (she gives him a wry look) – about right.
.. On a much smaller scale
Alexis my beloved
put down her phone on the table
Mandy smiling at that but then alexis turns around
Jim thinking caskett broke up I love it
Ok so I'm leaving for the week & this is it. I'll have one week after this to watch the rest of Castle. I have spent what like four months watching Castle? doing my liveblogging? My entire summer. & now... back to school. Kill me.
HEYY I'M BACK UWU
Claire Samuels
Lol stalkerazzi
RC: They may already have, which is why we can’t find her.
Closing time already?
XD
Castle should make her a coffee
You know it makes sense for claire & mandy to not know each other
"socializing"
Did you upset anyone? Probably?
HOLD ON THAT'S WHY I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE-- I HAVE!
ok fastforward except Who DID take the photos?
Jim beckett <3
AUnt Theresa CD
Love ryan's fingers & physicality
Woah why r they busting in here all gunned up?
lol beaded curtain
You ok? Yeah. *giant wall of Mandy*
This man is,, unwell
I like how he says "just the motorcycle" as in "No I didn't see anyone, except a motorcycle" or "yes but no more than a motorcycle"
Reminds me of that autiistic timepiece kid in murdoch
Esposito waving, jenkins by the door, ryan's voice so deep rn...
Alexis totally did this on purpose lol
Yay bees yay kiss!
Alexis so awkward lol.
Ah alcoholism
In some way, not exactly how you feel bro
RC: It took me less time to write the last Derrick Storm novel and though both are works of fiction at least that one was believable. How’s the case coming?
Love how Ryan corrects the picture being sideways.
(castle wearing the jacket he gives to slaughter, & it looks great with the green shirt)
lmao I love alexis talking & mandy is listenin gbut..?? I love this entire thing
does alexis have any friends..?
no he THINKS you're alive
MANDY NO
the advent of alexis' PI'ing
Speakerphone
Basic famous person disguise
Yeah privacy pls & thx.
People gettin gthirsty over there!
DON'T GO CALLING PEOPLE!
Well now that she's alive you totally could call her
with alexis lolol
fire tatoo like the bike?
That's ale-- Alexis? What is she doing there?
HOLD ON THOSE PICTURES CASTLE HAS IN HIS PHONE ARE THE SAME ONES HE USED IN THE SCOTLAND YARD EPISODE
Why is alexis the one saying "let's go this way" if mandy is the one who knows the bar
*pulls a gun on them*
I hope Alexis dialled her dad & left the line open.
"We thought it was you!"
why do we only hear the sirens NOW? If they had the sirens on we would have heard them from far away
Listen, fool.
Giffing ryan's nod
How dramatic
oOH THE MUSIC
If u'r gonna kill someone why not zack?
Castle so afraid that beckett would be mad at him
rysposito staring at caskett lol. clipping that if I have the fricking space
They TOTALLY should have gotten married a second time in the mars episode. someone write a fanfic for that
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OH HELL YEA CAST LIST TIME
let’s do some (inevitably wrong) first impressions, shall we?
(following is based on cast bios ONLY, haven’t watched any interviews
Steve: he’s either a derrick or a glenn and it’s a little hard to say which but im leaning towards glenn. that being said i agree with the whole “don’t have a strategy thing” because he’s right, this show can be too unpredictable. however, should have at least *some* outline about what he wants to do. wanna say he’s gonna make it at least to week 2
Sam: YOOOOOOOO WHY SHE GOT THE “I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER” HAIRCUT SHE’S ONLY 27 SHE’S TOO YOUNG FOR THAT. i get the distinct feeling mom won’t like her which means i almost certainly will. i like her strategy because. same. but also im intrigued that she called the show a social experiment cause like....it’s been so long since anyone’s really seen the show in that way. it’s kinda nice tbh. anyway imma keep an eye on her.
Haleigh: WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE AARYN FLASHBACKS OH HELL NO SHE THINKS DERRICK WAS *CUTE* ARE YOU *SHITTING ME* like okay imma feel bad if she’s actually decent but i mean. she’s from texas. and she likes derrick. which is the safest fucking choice man come ON. she’ll make it to jury before being backstabbed by an all-guy alliance tbh. sidenote: chainsaws and crossing the street are absolUTELY reasonable fears tbh.
Kaycee: okay i immediately wanna like her but why the hell is a pro football player in this game like what do THEY need the money for. i mean it’s not as bad as fr*nkie grande but still. well anyway she’s gonna be one of those women you THINK is gonna kick ass at physical comps but ends up giving it up to the guys who end up backstabbing her and HANG ON WAIT SHE LIKES *CODY*? FUCKING MCFUCKWAD *CODY*? OH HELL NO okay tbf if she just means from a game standpoint like. i *guess* but also there are just. so many other ppl u could choose cody is weak sauce as a choice. ALSO HOLD UP SHE GAY? THIS GIRL IS A ROLLERCOASTER FIRST I LIKE HER THEN I DON’T IDK IM SO ON THE FENCE WITH HER. then again mom probs won’t like her so im kinda obligated to ka;dshflkasdhflksadfk
Tyler: oh BOY. HE SAID HE’S “QUESTIONABLE” KHSALFHADSFLKA oh lord i can already tell ppl are gonna stan him cause he named victor zach and dan as his faves and like. maybe one outta three is good lmaoooo. (victor was okay i *guess* but zach? pfffffffffffft) im sorry it’s a no from me im not feeling it. curious to see if he’s gonna be sweet or if he’s a complete ditz.
Bayleigh: bayleigh and haleigh alright sure bbcasting. “i call ppl out irl” oh hell. she’s not gonna last. im sorry i wish she would but i already see them picking on her and sending her out. i really really really wanna be wrong but like do u SEE another black woman in the house. uggggggggggggggh not looking forward to the ugly shit they’re gonna say this season. fucking hell casting can u be more diverse pls im so tired of just seeing y’all fill spots with the usual suspects. anyway bayleigh has a sweet smile and i love that she chose donny as her fave; unfortunately ppl who choose donny never seem to make it far.
Kaitlyn: a life coach oh brother. “im gonna use my messages from my guides” oh LORD. okay she might be nice but she ain’t gonna last. honestly so far i think she’s gonna be the first to go.
Winston: this the one mom is probs gonna like (actually come to think of it maybe tyler too). he writes love notes to his dog? oh mom’s definitely gonna love him. KHAEIFHAEOFSFDL okay ryan reynolds i can kinda see but justin timberlake? who the hell saw THAT. anyway hard to read him but imma say a tentative yes cause i see potential
Angie: oh LORD. i shoulda known she liked joey cause soon as i saw her i was like well there’s joey sdajlhslhsdfl. she’ll get on with kaitlyn. maybe try and do an all-girls alliance? but like. ya gotta win comps to pull anything off. and i don’t see it. might actually be the first to go. next.
JC: holy SHIT i can’t tell u how glad i am he said he liked josh and not fr*nkie or zach. mom is almost certain to not like him so i gotta. do i think he’ll last? proooooobably not but we shall see.
Brett: okay no THIS is the one mom’s gonna like. oh my god he’s an IDIOT HE FUCKING SAID “TROPHY” TO DESCRIBE HIMSELF DJLAHODFHAEOIFEOIF MAYBE HE’S JUST CONCEITED IDK. vehement is a good word but like hmmmm not sure it’s a great character descriptor. oh god yea he IS conceited i HATE him so yea mom’s def gonna like him.
Angela: oh she gonna get with brett. she sees herself in rachel @god pls i would be so down for a rachel 2.0. anyway aside from her shit taste in men because im calling it now she’s gonna get with brett, i think i like her. she’s probs gonna be the worst woman this season tho lol
Scottie: hello oddball man u will never be dentist johnny though. oh man this guy’s gonna be annoying as hell. he likes evel dick which...i know y’all hate him and i understand why but i’ll be damned if he isn’t one of the most iconic players. anyway im fine with that hOWEVER IDC UR A 26-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN HE JUST WANTS TO GET SOME TAIL which actually he might with kaitlyn idk. anyway pass.
Faysal: i kinda like him but idk how well he’s gonna do. once again hard to read but i see potential.
Rachel: SPEAKING OF RACHEL 2.0. AND SHE’S ACTUALLY A VEGAS PERSON OMFG. oddly enough she likes britney oh man this is great yea sorry she’s top of my list just because i really really want her to be good and she probably won’t be bUT
Chris: gotta disagree that derrick is better than paul but aside from that i mean. he’s kinda right wrt paul? like would i say top 5? ...probably not but paul WAS a good player. a shitty person but a good player. do i think he was “robbed” of the half million? no dude blew up his own game TWICE he got what he deserved he’ll be okay. anyway. DUDE I ALWAYS WANTED TO BRING A NOTEBOOK IN THE HOUSE TOO BLESS. okay yea no i like him i think he’ll be underestimated and tbh i really wanna see him go far.
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Is it weird that I watch gay porn with straight guys fucking each other and gay transmen getting fucked too?
It's like when I watch a guy with a big, plump white or black ass, with some oil and hair on top of it....
I lowkey start thinking about fucking his ass too?
I lowkey find it strange, but then again I'm pan...
Asses look good on anyone. Even though I would never admit some objectifying shit like that in person.
It's like I immerse my clit as the dick that's getting sucked and fucked on.
Then I cancel out after I cum 🤣😇🥲
Lol like wtfff is wrong with me guys? I mean there are guys who like to get pegged, so I wonder do these women who strap on guys, think about the same thing that I do....
I feel really guilty because I keep saying idk if I'm ready to try dating another bisexual guy or another transman because of me getting heart broken by one.
But I still miss em' despite everything. It's just on and off, I hate you, I miss you....just like our relationship....
It was hot and cold with those 2 toxic mfs.😕
I just wanna have my chance to dominate a guy and get fucked rough and deep. Man or Woman and everyone else under the rainbow too.
I know most pansexuals will say that they don't have a gender preference, but I'm slowly starting to see where my eye keeps getting drawn to the most. And I think it has something to do with the people I messed with already.
I still miss them and maybe I shouldn't overthink it.
But it is disturbing how I keep swiping right on white guys and girls or even mixed chicks that look like Jay either as their nonbinary stage with light brown curly hair Upton, or their pre-trans stage with long curly hair or straight hair. It's the big cat nose, the eyes, the Eyebrows, the glasses, and of course the jawline and the lips, and the strong lip Bridge, all with a soft face, chubby, and the soft white skin and ass.
It's not that many out there that remind me of them, but I've talked to a few smart asses, just like them, that was a pretty close call for me. Cause Jay was pretty. I just want to keep all the good qualities about them, and take out all the bad, the mental trauma, the abusive behavior, and just have a nicer, quiet, less selfish version of Jay who actually smiles and not mean and cranky all the time.
I did match with one who's name was Ryan. And he had the soft round face, light brown curly hair, and the nose, and the lips. I was so freaking close we just clicked right off the bat and had sexted each other on snap. We were so freaking horny and excited. He was really enamored with my boobs in my bikini pic so I sent him those and he kept sending me his luscious pink dick. I haven't had real dick in a longgggg time like not since 2020, it was my ex, and I gave him head.
I still like strap.on too. Don't get me wrong.
But anywho Ryan's Canadian kept saying he wanted to come to America once the border opened back up to take me out to dinner and I said yeaaa I would so be into.fucking you in the bathroom, cause I love public sex. And this was before we started. I made sure to ask are you really coming or is this an online setting thing?
He said no, I really wanna give you this white dick in your mouth.
So I was even more turned on. We kept going snapping pictures. He wanted ass and titty pics. And then he sends me stuff of his dick getting harder and harder which I liked. He said he was 7 in....holy fuck. Wayyyy bigger than my ex Terrell.
But then when I sent ooh I want it on my clit, he stops answering after his last message was oh you want me to rub your clit. And then he goes I came so hard.
He left, yall....while I was still masturbating to this Wigga wtffff?
I even sent a question mark ❓like hellooo selfish ass what about me????
I check back on my phone and the snap I sent was still on delivered and it was 2hrs ago...
I see he posted a story...
I OPEN IT TO SEE HIM POST A VIDEO OF HIS FREAKING CAT JUST POSING ON HIS BED
AND THIS WAS ONE HOUR AFTER I SENT HIM MINE SHIT...
LIKE WOWWWW I HATE BEING PLAYED AND I HATE BEING IGNORED ESPECIALLY WHEN IM BUTTASS NAKED WAITING ON YOU TO TELL ME TO POKE IT OUT FOR DADDY MORE WTFFFFFFFFFFF
Rude ass, inconsiderate bitch.
So you know what, I checked to see when the Canadian border opens back up, it said August 8th.
BITCH THEY ALREADY OPENNN WITH YO LYING ASS!!! WHY EVEN LIE TO SAY YOU COMING???
WE COULD HAVE JUST HAD PHONE SEXXXX
Last message he got from me before I unfriended him on snap right after I saw red flag 1, ignoring me to post a cat video....#2 Canada border actually is open..
I said "Fine, I understand. I'll unadd you."
That's so.fucking selfish, I helped you cum, so help me finish idiot! That's exactly the shit I won't tolerate no more. Waiting on bitches to text me back when it's obvious they don't care, trying to be ms. Nice girl and give him 3 days....nooooooo
I ain't falling for that shit no more. I'm glad I unmatched his ass too right after.
Pissed me the fuck off, I started having flashbacks of when Jay and Terrell did that shit to me, ignoring texts and pushing me away, not giving a fuck about plans we both already agreed to. Blowing me off like I'm the idiot, I'm the sweet child that will always love them no matter how rude, impulsive, and impossibly disrespectful they were.
The 1st time I had phone sex with Jay, Jay cums and then I said what about me? Jay goes "just take a cold shower. I don't care if you cum"
I was so mortified at how cold, rude, selfish and disrespectful Jay was. Jay said the only person they care about Cumming is Ayunna. And this was wayyy earlier on before they actually did start caring if I came or not...but still that's shitty and poor etiquette.
Just like the real shitty version of Jay. That frugal McDooggle used me and lied to me.
He didn't give a fuck just like they didn't. It made me cry a little cause I was really looking forward to some dick with somebody that at least was chubby, white, and soft like Jay. And he had blue light eyes. I still like Jay's sandy brown eyes tho.
It just sucked....and yea you really shouldn't expect respect from an internet hoe like Ryan.
Kiss my ass Ryan, you'll never taste this ass and titties.
These H's are mine I tell you! Fuck yoooooouuuu.
I will admit, there was this girl by the name of KC, she doesn't seem as interested, but we talked on snap after matching on okc. She likes to read Stephen King books. So I asked her what are you reading now, cause I like smart girls like that. She said it's called The Stand. Talking about a virus that infects the world. It was nice to read that 1st chapter and connect with the character, Stu, who dealt with grief from his wife and mom who both had cancer. I started thinking about Grandma alot tho 😔 in not the most happy sense. The scene felt dark like as if more is to come.
I wonder did Stephen King lose somebody to cancer or was he feeling sick himself. It's got 56 chapters and I did say I would try reading it more. Thank God they had the 1st part of the book on Google preview.
I'm the type to dive in when I meet someone new. I like figuring them out. But so far, I noticed she hasn't texted me back with questions and stuff as much so she's really dry and probably still not sure what she wants rn...she said she's just going with the flow but I think it's a sign she's lonely but wants to see what's outside 1st before she leaves the safety of her world.
She works in retail too at a grocery store. So we connected a bit on that too. It's weird when I'm the more talkative one asking all the questions....thats not a good sign. Ppl who are interested in you, ask you stuff they wanna know too. And I did step back to give her chances to step in....so yea imma keep looking on tinder and okc.
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Episode 1 Pt. 2: “Playing a Game With A Fresh Slate” - Jessica
SAM
https://youtu.be/gmZlNel3IZM
JESSICA
We did it! We won immunity!
Shout out to Sammy for making the flag that won us the advantage and Pete for doing so well in luck!
Also in 6 hours or however long it has been since my last confessional, I have decided I do like Sam and we will align. So I guess I want to align with everyone except Madison... hopefully if we lose she is out first!
JABARI
So our tribe is heading to tribal and I'm very nervous because anyone can go atp. I need to make sure that isn't me.
JENNET
we flopped that :(( and i think i may be one of the reasons :( trying my best to not let anybody know im upset but as tribal council looms closer im getting worried
(a little later)
im trying not to throw anybody under the bus but i think that im voting out nash :(( they havent been super active and they havent texted me back since i texted them so it just makes sense to boot them :((
(after eating some rice)
voting out another black woman weighing heavy on me :( i hate that its coming to this
PETE
our tribe had a celebratory discord call which only consisted of like 4 or 5 people but i joined later after everyone left anyways i had a long nice chat with Sam in which i found out he hosts an in person survivor with his friends at home and hes nice ANYWAYS he apparently, like me, is cursed to forever be a premerger. So from here on out i solemnly swear to never vote for Sam during the premerge phase fuck yeah
JAKE
https://youtu.be/aVQKOOrapj0
remind me tomorrow to chill out and take a back seat on the vote lmaooo
PENNINO
Going to tribal i feel like i'm pretty much safe. I feel like that 4 minutes was a good time for the easy jigsaw, but Ethan getting 1.5 minutes is almost impossible.
Assessment on my tribemates
Jabari: Seems like a nice person, has talked more and has been much more active, I think she has gotten herself off of the chopping block.
Jake: Still a nice person, but has lost some activity during yesterday. Possible Ally still
Jennet: Nice, active enough, not a target
Jones: Not very active. A bit of a target. I will most probably to vote her to be say.
Lindsay: Very active, we talk to each other a lot, nice person, possible ally
Mikey: Nice person, nothing much, not a target
Nash: ˆˆˆ
Nicole: ˆˆˆ, but not as active
Silver: Active, nice person, but he doesn't respond to my dm's that much, but, still, a possible ally.
I feel pretty good about this tribal honestly
JONES
https://youtu.be/2UtH-dnv0i4
SAM
https://youtu.be/lzZOK2CxsA4
MIKEY
WELL HELLO LADIES. SO SO SO SO SO! Instead of rambling Ill just get on with it. Starting off, Me and Nash REALLY freaking connected. Like they’re so fun to talk to!! BUT. They’ve been inactive. and so Pennino is now going around spreading their name, and basically everyone is saying sure why not. This SUCKS because Me and Jabari wanted to make an alliance with them and jake, but now we are faced with a problem. We both have basically decided that instead of Nash we are gonna drag in Peppino. I brought that idea up because me and him are both the youngest people in the game, and I really wanna go far with Peppino. My goal this season is to beat a bunch of adults and make them feel angry that a 15 year old outsmarted them. Its so funny! Anyways besides that, Im feeling good about that 4. I wish it wasn't Nash going home, considering the only other name out was Jones, and I woulda much rather did her, but you know that's how the cards fall I guess. A bad bitch is done with tonights confessional. A bad bitch is now gonna press submit. A bad bitch says GOODBYE ASF!
SILVER
https://youtu.be/JLwZRNesRHI
LINDSAY
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YF3mYJfYIq_2Qco8EQYq3JowyMSbin8M/view?usp=sharing
NASH
im crying i have no idea whats going on!!! HKDHEJDHW all i know is talk to mikey and play 8 ball with nicole
(a little later)
ETHAN
Charan's Hot Confessional Questions
<a:dance:777952213808447519> 1. Give us a Trust Rankings of your tribemates! Who are you bonding with the most? Who are you bonding with the least?
I trust Shane the most, and right now that’s because he is the only person that is actively strategizing. Besides that, I feel the most amicable with Jessica, lovealis, and Daisy who are wonderful people. Unfortunately both Cloud and Madison have made 0 effort with me and are generally inactive with me.
<a:dance:777952213808447519> 2. Have any alliances formed on your tribe? If so, how loyal are you to these alliances? If not, do you think there are alliances out there that don't include you?
There are no alliances that I’m in that have been formed, but I suspect there are some out there. Alliances without me are ok, I just need to know about them, and if there are any right now, I don’t know about them, and that’s concerning.
<a:dance:777952213808447519> 3. How did your first Safari experience/run go! Did you get any closer to finding an idol?
I WILL NEVER FIND ANYTHING IN A LUCK BASED SYSTEM
<a:dance:777952213808447519> 4. Explain why Ryan and Charan are hotter than you
A fact of life... these two slay.
LOVELIS
So things are going okay on the tribe so far! The first immunity win was rather nice & I like being able to have a bit more time to read people until were thrown into the pressure of a tribal. So far I’m definitely clicking the most with Shane and then probably Jessica but the time zones are getting in the way a little - just glad I have more time to really click with people and try and cement a place for me in this tribe. I think my contributions to the challenges have definitely helped my standing but not everybody is being super social with me so that’s a little bit of a worry - just gonna have to go ham at bothering people in private messages until they respond I suppose! 🤪
MADISON
Hi beautiful humans!!! I wish I had tea for y'all but we've won 2 challenges in a row and I really don't see the grind stopping in the foreseeable future so the tribe is kinda just vibing which gives me a little bit more time to build relationships which is a blessing and a half. I always get extremely paranoid the first week in games so the fact that I know for certain I won't be first boot is amazing!!! Tribe bonding is scheduled for tonight so hopefully by next round I'll have an alliance or 2 (maybe even the idol if I'm feeling really lucky)
JENNET
Last night really lit up a light in me. it sounds like everybody wants to work with me which is good so im now newly excited to play the game
SAMMY
okay okay okay so I would do a full out cast assessment but I literally just can not do that rn...so let's talk about who I vibe with most and who I have made like strong connections with so far! Initially, both Daisy and Jess have declared I am someone they really want to work with which is perfect for me because I want to work with them as well. I know daisy is going to be such a great competitor and I want to be on her side 100% but same with jess...im such a loyal bitch okay!! Me and Kiki really bonded over that logic puzzle so she went up in my rankings (as if she was ever low to begin with)
I am not sure how well me/Pete/Nicole(opposite tribe) are gonna mesh...like I really hope me and Nicole can come together this game but I know we are just gonna end up being paranoid of each other but I love her so much. I REALLY WANTED TO BE ON A TRIBE WITH NASH AND JENNET I luv their vibes so much.
okay back to my tribe tho, we won reward #mwah! I put so much effort into that because I just knew if we were to go to tribal that's an easy thing under my belt I could use as a "omg u need me for challenges". I noticed I was coming on a little too strong and presenting myself as a leader which I don't think really hurt me I think it made more people realize they should talk to me KHFBHIS. Umm okay so I love lovelis even tho he is not very active but I just know we will have each others backs for a bit. I connected well with Shane and Ethan very early and they just seem so sweet. I think if we would have went to tribal sam/lovelis/Pete could have been in danger. I would have preferred sam cause he isn't that active but he did help out some with the flag work.
ANYWAYS this was not my best confessional but I do want to point out I FOUND A VOTE BLOCK SO HOLLLLLLAAAAAA! we are using this as a way to gain peoples trust so I told daisy and jess to strengthen those relationships mhmm
NASH
me pretending to be surprised that ppl wanted to vote me out first because i was kinda inactive.... i thought survivor would be different 💔
JENNET
not me being targeted for being a pretty black girl with a juicy fat ass *sad face emojis*
(a little later)
its tribal council and im shaking and im nervous, this could go horribly wrong or this could go super right
TRIBAL COUNCIL
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The same to you - all of them 🎃
200: My crush’s name is: Ryan, Eli, Claire, several others I cant name for complicated reasons
199: I was born in: 1997/a hospital
198: I am really: Intense weather in my calmness or excitement
197: My cellphone company is: T-Mobile
196: My eye color is: Light green
195: My shoe size is: 9 1/2 wide (i usually have to do like a 11 for high heals)
194: My ring size is: ??????? probably big I have chubby fingers
193: My height is: 5′ 6″
192: I am allergic to: nothing unless you count idiocy
191: My 1st car was: A blue 2007 Ford Focus and I LOVED her
190: My 1st job was: A server for Cheddar’s Casual Cafe
189: Last book you read: How to Ruin Everything by George Watsky 10/10
188: My bed is: A king with lots o’ pillows and blankets and is very comfy
187: My pet: 2 cats, 5 kittens, 6 dogs, 2 snakes, 1 bearded dragon, 1 leopard gecko, 4 turtles, 1 bullfrog tadpole, and bunches of fish
186: My best friend: is a boy i met a month ago because i have intimacy issues
185: My favorite shampoo is: Dead Sea’s Argon oil shampoo is so good to my poor dry curls
184: Xbox or ps3: I use an Xbox to watch Netflix but I don’t play video games
183: Piggy banks are: Cute decorations but go unused
182: In my pockets: $2, some lint, a rubber band, and something weird i took out of my dog’s mouth earlier
181: On my calendar: I have nothing written in it but it has cool pictures of bears
180: Marriage is: Cool because of the financial benefits but other than that unnecessary to prove one’s love. I want a wedding though because I want a pretty dress
179: Spongebob can: Make me hate my life a 3am
178: My mom: Died of breast cancer and smoked a lot of pot
177: The last three songs I bought were? I can’t remember ever paying for music but the last three i listened to are: Cherry Wine by Hozier, Strong As An Oak by Watsky, and San Cristobal by Mal Blum
176: Last YouTube video watched: A slam poem by Neil Hilborn called Liminality
175: How many cousins do you have? I have no clue? At least 10 on each side, but i’m sure there’s way more than that
174: Do you have any siblings? 2 older brothers, 2 older sisters, ans one younger sister
173: Are your parents divorced? They were never married
172: Are you taller than your mom? Nope! She was like 5′10′
171: Do you play an instrument? I can play hot cross buns on the recorder and thats the best i can do
170: What did you do yesterday? I slept and ate beef jerky[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: No, but i do believe in lust and infatuation at first site. I think love takes time to grow.
168: Luck: Yes like, as in karma
167: Fate: Catch me in the right mood and i do
166: Yourself: NOOOOOPE
165: Aliens: Yes
164: Heaven: No
163: Hell: Yes, it’s called Texas
162: God: Naaaaah
161: Horoscopes: I think they’re accurate generalizations
160: Soul mates: Yeah but not like the traditional; kind of way, i think we have lots of people we’re meant to be with in various ways
159: Ghosts: Yes and No i go back and forth
158: Gay Marriage: 100%
157: War:0%
156: Orbs: Idk what this is talking about but sure, ill root for them
155: Magic: No, Im a science gal[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
153: Drunk or High: High, drinking gives me a tummy ache
152: Phone or Online: Online
151: Red heads or Black haired: Red heads
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes
149: Hot or cold: Cold
148: Summer or winter: Winter
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
145: Night or Day: Night
144: Oranges or Apples: Apples
143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly
142: McDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonald’s
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White Chocolate is the key to my heart
140: Mac or PC: PC
139: Flip flops or high heels: HIgh heels even though i cant walk in them
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor
137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated, the idea of rotting creeps me out
134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing but im bad at both
133: Coach or Chanel: Idgaf
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: ??????
131: Small town or Big city: Big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Wal-Mart
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: I hate Adam Sandler
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure
127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas all the waaaaaay
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers, preferably potted
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney i’m scared of roller coasters
123: Yankees or Red Sox: I dont sports[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: Its stupid and bad and i hate violence
121: George W. Bush: Okay, looook, i dig his paintings, okay???
120: Gay Marriage: gimme that shit i want that shit
119: The presidential election: I could be down for violence against trump
118: Abortion: everyone should have safe access to abortions, they save lives
117: MySpace: I never had one? Does it still exist? I may make one for fun?
116: Reality TV: i dont ever watch it, i avoid it like the plauge
115: Parents: Mine were grade A shit
114: Back stabbers: What goes around comes around
113: Ebay: I use Amazon
112: Facebook: Its filled with my racist family, i avoid it
111: Work: I watch my niece and nephew (twins) and i love it
110: My Neighbors: I don’t interact with them ever
109: Gas Prices: why so expensive pls give me break
108: Designer Clothes: catch me in wal-mart clothes i bough 4 years ago
107: College: I want but cant afford halp
106: Sports: no
105: My family: I love them but they fkn annoy the shit out of me with their political views
104: The future: stop.[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: My niece yesterday
102: Last time you ate: I am eating a bowl of mac n’ cheese right now
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: I saw my sister’s in-laws last week and i loooooove them! I made slime with the kids
100: Cried in front of someone: When i found out my ex was cheating on me like two months ago
99: Went to a movie theater: Went on a date with a cute boi like a month ago and w saw Baby Driver it was so good
98: Took a vacation: The only vacation ive ever took in my life was with my ex and his family to Florida last summer
97: Swam in a pool: Less than a week ago
96: Changed a diaper: Yesterday, i change them for a living
95: Got my nails done:last summer
94: Went to a wedding: My oldest sister got married last week!
93: Broke a bone: when i was like 3????
92: Got a peircing: two weeks ago i got my nipples done
91: Broke the law: this morning when i got high
90: Texted: Im texting cute bbs right now[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: My boi Ryan who is a fkn idiot i love him
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: I already left home and only miss having someone else cook and clean because my roomates are hopeless
87: The last movie I saw: The Last Five Years
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: When i can move far north and start a loving and respectful communist sex cult
85: The thing im not looking forward to: Getting up for work at 5 in the morning
84: People call me: lame
83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: i sure haven’t i’m Safe
81: My zodiac sign is: Libra
80: The first person i talked to today was: Ryan
79: First time you had a crush: i liked a boy named Antonio in second grade
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: no one?
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Ryan last night when we said a stupid Ricks and Morty quote at the same time
76: Right now I am talking to: my cat Beatrice
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: probably cry a lot
74: I have/will get a job: working with kids!
73: Tomorrow: I will be very tired
72: Today: I am very tired
71: Next Summer: I will be very hot
70: Next Weekend: Im going to tie ppl up with rope
69: I have these pets: see 187
68: The worst sound in the world: A baby crying because they’re hurt or sad
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my ex inbox me for his url so you can tell him hes a meanie
66: People that make you happy: My nieces and nephews and also my bff
65: Last time I cried: last night because the damn dog was so cute
64: My friends are: amazing and deserve the world
63: My computer is: slow and bad but i still love her
62: My School: was down the road from a prison, which my mom was in years ago
61: My Car: is old and smells like my mom’s cigarettes
60: I lose all respect for people who: are racist, homophobic, sexist, trans-phobic, Islamophobic, anti-semetic, ect.
59: The movie I cried at was: the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy
58: Your hair color is: Auburn
57: TV shows you watch: Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Sense 8
56: Favorite web site: tumblr.com
55: Your dream vacation: stargazing in Alaska
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when i fucked up my siatic nerve in a car wreck in January
53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium-well
52: My room is: cold and messy and covered in kittens
51: My favorite celebrity is: Harry Styles
50: Where would you like to be: on a beach in Iceland with a person playing a ukulele
49: Do you want children: Only if i have more than one long term partner living with me
48: Ever been in love: Yes
47: Who’s your best friend: see 186 its Ryan
46: More guy friends or girl friends: no
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: when my cat comes to me and just lays where shes barely touching me
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My best friend from high school who committed suicide
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no
41: Have you pre-named your children: I want to name my kid Coraline but id also like to do something not defined by a single gender?
40: Last person I got mad at: My sister because she left the dogs inside all day while i was at work even though shes a stay at home mom and so the poor things had accidents and no one was happy
39: I would like to move to: Canada
38: I wish I was a professional: mom[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: white chocolate truffles
36: Vehicle: vintage beatles
35: President: Alexander Hamilton
34: State visited: Florida
33: Cellphone provider: ?????
32: Athlete: ?????
31: Actor: Nat Wolf
30: Actress: Maise willams
29: Singer: Radical Face/Hozier
28: Band: Bad Books
27: Clothing store: Wal-mart
26: Grocery store: Joe-V’s Smart Shop
25: TV show: Game of Thrones
24: Movie: Swiss Army Man
23: Website: see 56
22: Animal: Monitors
21: Theme park: i dont do theme parks
20: Holiday: Halloween
19: Sport to watch: does Yuri on Ice count?
18: Sport to play: no
17: Magazine: i don’t read magazines but i heard Teen Vogue is doing wonders
16: Book: The Kite Runner
15: Day of the week: Wednesday’s Child is Full of Woe
14: Beach: wherever i was in Florida
13: Concert attended: Warped Tour 2015 there was a band called Onwards ect. it was so good
12: Thing to cook: homemade flour tortillas
11: Food: Cheese enchiladas
10: Restaurant: This cute little place named Marianne’s thats down the road from my house she makes the best tamales
9: Radio station: 94.5 The Buzz
8: Yankee candle scent: Clean Linen
7: Perfume: i dont
6: Flower: Lilies
5: Color: pink
4: Talk show host: Steve Harvey
3: Comedian: John Mulaney
2: Dog breed: Pit Bulls
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? 100%
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heey, hello, it’s a meme. i’m maze ( she/her ) & hailing from one of the oh so lovely coughs gmt tzs aka gmt+2. besides being trash on the daily i’m literally always listening to music aka if u ever need something new in that department .. hello, or browsing through netflix without any intent on watching smth. living that wild life ik .. DKAMS. but you’re here for my two kids aka basil & saint so here we go ! if you’d like to plot like this and i’ll slide into ur ims or look under the read more for my disc*rd ! also as a warning i unintentionally was v vain and made both muses scorpios .....
☾ — ·˚ » BASIL CRATES is in saint tropez !! they often get mistaken as KIAN LAWLEY. apparently, HE/THEY is/are the JOCULAR of the group. they’re a TWENTY-ONE year old PANSEXUAL DEMIMALE. i hear they’re known as ALTRUISTIC and DOGMATIC. they also make their living as ART STUDENT / BARTENDER / COMIC BOOK ARTIST but you’d have to ask them a bit more.
BACKGROUND + PERSONALITY.
born and raised in berlin, germany until his mother decided to move to the us when basil was twelve.
despite growing up bilingual, he had difficulties adjusting to the new surroundings and rather spent his free time drawing, eventually building up universes without needing any context and instead having the designs speak for themselves.
after finishing high school at age sixteen basil took a gap year to travel through europe with money they earned from several jobs during school times. bas was v very introverted back then, so it served as a challenge which once again they had difficulties with at first. but ofc you can’t get around without trying, so bas did. he’s still more of an ambivalent than an extrovert, but this journey made him see the beauty of uncertainty and they loved it.
also ik i used he & they in that last paragraph instead of just one bc basil honestly truly doesn’t care which one others use as long as they acknowledge bas isn’t cis bc he’s v open about his gender along with being pan .. but that’s another thing.
basil has a very high iq, but always prevented others from knowing about it. he basically failed tests on purpose back in germany and in the us he always made sure others don’t feel bad about their results and said his were worse even though he probably always got an a+, thus resulting in bas being able to skip two grades.
his mother had to carry two jobs to make a living for the two of them, which was one of the reasons why bas sold his art from a young age. thankfully it was actually decent ( coughs and looks @ ryan reynolds’ twitter ) and ppl actually wanted to pay good money for it. this was also one of the key moments in which bas realized they wanted to have their profession somewhere in the art department.
married his high school sweetheart in las vegas as soon as they both turned eighteen, but divorced just three weeks later. this is just one of their impulsive decisions as bas isn’t much of a planner, they rather have a few good laughs when telling the story ( even for the 10th time ) instead of asking what if. the only thing bas ever truly planned was becoming a comic book artist. they’re still at the very beginning as basil’s v young, but they’re just as determined to make it in the industry.
basil’s mother was always into greek mythology and even gave her child the middle name cerberus, which literally is the most dangerous thing about him and while he’s into mythology himself, he doesn’t really tell anyone his middle name as he’d rather not be compared to a three-headed dog .. but if he ever ends up drunk u can bet he’d insist on being called cerberus and nothing else.
being a comic book artist basil’s an avid comic reader as well, but mostly prefers indie comics as they’re more his kind of humor. speaking of, basil’s more of a morbid humor kind of pal ? but he’ll also immediately apologize if he takes it too far bc he values comfort even more than getting a laugh out of others and himself.
huge fan of dogs, literally the person that points at a dog and says “aw.” and definitely wants to pet them.
the least scorpio-like scorpio you will ever meet, and trust me this is coming from a Real Scorpio™.
ends up in a lot of weird scenarios while just trying their best, but always tries to take it with humor especially if someone’s with them.
most of his friends wouldn’t expect it, but basil’s very romantic, like going all out even for a first date and is probably doing waay too much for his opposite.
not really into the whole sex, drugs n rock ‘n’ roll as he prefers to maybe drink a few beers with his closest friends due to seeing what alcohol can do to people on an almost daily basis as a bartender. however, all of kian’s tattoos are canon for bas except for the native american and butterfly ones.
WANTED PLOTS.
literally everything but to be basic .. a best friend ( who might even know about his high iq bc he truly doesn’t tell anyone ), bad influence ( basil’s not exactly innocent or good himself but there’s always worse am i right ), childhood friend ( someone he considered a friend after moving to a completely new country ), enemy ( maybe they’re of the opposite group or even in the same and they had some fight that led to it or just disliking each other for apparently no reason at all just .. pls give me smth negative ), ex on good/bad terms ( as basil’s pretty romantic it could’ve been too much for the other or literally any other reason k thanks ), someone who hates his jokes ( plain n simple .. kewl ), my brain is scattered bc it’s almost 2am rn so i Def missed 820397 plots i’d love but u know what .. i’m a plot pro so shrugs. also i nearly wrote pro plot so u get me now .. pls killme KMDSX.
☾ — ·˚ » SAINT DEVERAUX is in saint tropez !! they often get mistaken as ALISSA VIOLET. apparently, SHE arrived from THE USA. they’re a TWENTY-ONE year old UNLABELED CIS FEMALE. i hear they’re known as VIGOROUS and DETACHED. they also make their living as an ACTRESS but you’d have to ask them a bit more.
BACKGROUND + PERSONALITY.
just as a small disclaimer: if anyone read girls on fire by robin wasserman, saint’s personality is heavily inspired by one of the characters in it aka lacey. and if u haven’t read it .. pls do it if you’re even just remotely into ya literature.
born and raised in los angeles, us, saint was practially thrown into the lives of the rich and famous. her parents were big in hollywood back in the 80s & 90s and gave those legacies to her.
being practially raised by nannies, saint didn’t really have a connection to her parents till they retired when she was fourteen. from there it was basically always good which is .. v weird but they somehow made it work.
as soon as saint turned eighteen she decided to change her last name to her mother’s maiden name, as she’s never been a fan of women having to give up their names just for being married even if it’s voluntary. this also resulted in her imdb page ( she truly made it huh. ) being “divived” into saint bartowski ( also shoutout @ anyone who gets this ref ) and saint deveraux.
at age eighteen saint also let out her true self, at least towards her parents. she admitted to worshipping lucifer just to piss them off and see how they’d react, it was just a game for her. but to be as convincing as possible, she did the most, even though she would’ve already had them just with her words, but saint always wanted to know just how far she could take it.
to the public she’s seen as this socialite turned actress who never did anything wrong, but just due to her parents and herself keeping everything under a neat little rug.
saint’s a very passionate person and loves to be surrounded or admired by people, but at the same time she doesn’t really care about anyone, no matter how many i love yous she’s going to whisper into someone’s ear or no broken promises ever.
as a result of the press putting labels onto her 24/7 she resents them. the only one she’ll ever claim is being in the lgbtq+ com as it’s basically the only thing in her life she truly cares about besides acting and her cats. however saint also makes a lot of fun of men and highly prefers females and nb pals for .. u know what.
she can also be extra af as she literally bought an old vw t1 bus in st. tropez for the short amount of time she’s there and have it look exactly like the one she has back in la with the pride flag sprayed on its roof and every little sticker/detail on its doors, etc.
getting to her job .. she currently stars in a made up netflix show that’s somewhere between veronica mars, twin peaks and 21 jump street ( the movie version ). i actually made a whole filmography for her but i’m too lazy for graphics and i’m not even sure whether i can use real movies/shows so oo. but if u want a list i can tots send it via disc*rd ( btw mine is artcmis#4377 ). and just know that she admires amber heard and mostly chooses roles like her aka not the damsel in distress. tho she would def love to save that kind of character one day .. js.
this is getting soo messy already omg. but to put her in a nutshell, saint’s a callous, manipulative, control loving, determined scorpio who also happens to be an actress, cat lover and feminist putting up a facade daily. also she can’t handle relationships for shhhit.
and what would these bullet points be if i didn’t start and finish them with a disclaimer ? still a mess yeah ik .. MXKAJD. but even tho most probs don’t even know who alissa is i just wanted to say that saint will have green eyes bc .. #aesthetic.
WANTED PLOTS.
once again any plot goes except for romantic stylez kind of plots bc yk not her kind of thing. catfish ( either someone used to catfish someone else using her pics or even better someone got catfished with her photos n now they’re meeting and she’s .. acting v different. plS. ), fwb ( so yeah saint hates relationships but u know what she doesn’t hate wink wink ;) KMSLASK also probs won’t work with males bc she’s all like [ cher horowitz vc ] as if ! ), fan ( someone who likes her movies or show idk ?? let her be all chill with them pls ), smoke bud ( she loves to party & smoke soo .. maybe even in an all-in-one with the fan plot ), enemy ( probs one of the other sec charas bc maybe they’ve met before or even wanted the same role ?? ), once again my brain is a mess sooo .. good bi !
this got longer than my biography ever could so if u read it all .. u truly are the mvp and deserve an award.
#stropez:intro#≻ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴀʏ ┊ ooc.#i feel like i'm the only one not in the gc yet sooo excuse me if i roll in there Very awkwardly later SKAKDJ#also i don't know a proofreading so .. smiles.
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