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dubiousjay · 2 years
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case-files-and-wine · 3 months
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i loved it when i first got into ace attorney and expected edgewoth and maya and characters like that to be fun due to their outfits and phoenix to be Normaldude Averageguy mc. except then its revealed he has the bitchiest most sarcastic inner monologue ever and very strong opinions on art. perfect protagonist
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mossflower · 14 days
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i have no idea how to phrase this and not have it sound awful but like. ive literally never been more uncomfortable than when my friends start doing their ‘you’re so lucky i wish i was a lesbian women are so hot’ thing. like what am i supposed to say to that knowing full well that you’re in a relationship w averageguy jared over here. do you want a medal?? an award?? help!!
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batw1nggg · 11 months
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hajime is soooo guy u see in ur peripheral vision at the grocery store core ….. hes sooo if i had a boring boyfriend id hype him up so much core ……… my FAVORITE average unremarkable cringefail bisexual to this date ….. no one will ever beat how incredibly normal he is…. the stupid ass haircut he probably did himself after coming out as trans…. his utterly mediocre averageguy charm his sad cow eyes………..i love u babe
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necronatural · 6 months
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helloo!! i know youve talked ab your hcs with zwei gregor and dante but id love to hear if you had any other thoughts on that specific clockroach dynamic? gregor having confidence for once in his ids is very delicious and dante being the one fumbling w/o their healing pussy to save their ass is so 😋
its sooooooo funny to me the idea of dante going like my pussy heals you?? oh...win...now we dont have to talk about our feelings :) <- terrified of fumbling personal moments. and gregor like yes god i love not talking about feelings. flop4flop
with zwei gregor he wouldn't really signal emotional intimacy from being desired. He wouldn't expect it but it's regular, he spends a lot of time in close proximity to people. He has a human-looking hand, nothing to be so concerned about. Getting hit on after showing off his skills has gotta happen a lot. So Dante gassing him up doesn't work. They have no rizz. Dire circumstances.
So it's gotta be an endurance game with them. Dante's squeamishness about pushing things actually letting them slip under Gregor's guard because oh Dante isn't SERIOUS of course. Gregor has charmed people before. They're only intimate so often because of how frequently they work together [standing in front of a speeding train]
Zwei Gregor takes that "most normal couple you know" aspect of LCB Gregor but like. that's the entry point. Dante doesn't fix him or heal his wounds or give him solace in the darkness they are quite literally the most normal couple you know who got together because they've been exclusive long enough it really may as well be official. But they're more annoying because they're really happy to be dating. thinking "hehe you liiiiike me >:)" genuinely insufferably happy averageguys in a relationship.
I do think if Dante isn't already involved with a Gregor, like non-romantic dynamic or AU where they exist within his mirror world, they wouldn't actually be as swept off their feet by how confidently competent he is. That's the gap moe. I think they'd find the non-threatening/charisma/competence aspect really engaging and think of him as an easy person to connect with and oh... hookups? :) well I'm sure he's experienced I trust him to be a good partner and this won't be awkward [standing in front of a speeding train]
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henrysglock · 8 months
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me flying first class trying to pretend I’m not just some poor midwest averageguy who saved up enough money to avoid the Agony of chronic pain
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gstring-theorist · 1 year
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can you believe pokemon made their first character with canonically three jobs
larry the averageguy my beloved who works as an office guy, a gym leader, AND a professional babygirl
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canopuscarinaargo · 2 years
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Stickered my tablet, still praying for home!
#AverageGuy #Homo
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flowers-that-sing · 8 months
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i think i have a thing about taking the most “normal/averageguy” character nobody expects to be super traumatized and giving them fucked up childhoods
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recordbodycount · 10 months
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drawing a ref for my most averageguy oc now o777
AWESOME!!! us normal average guy enjoyers need to stick together
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averageguywg · 2 years
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Do you have other social media accounts?
Averageguy on Grommr and Averageguywg1 on IG
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mrbrojsimpson · 4 years
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IDEA OF THE DAY, JUST FOR YOU!!
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Okay so, here we go. Paytm is an app where you can both get your bills paid on time while avoiding those cash grab late fees most companies have in place and earn while doing it. One way to take back portions of the bills you pay anyways and get great rewards by doing so. Another app I’ve seen lots of success with. And if you sign up with the link above and pay a bill of at least $50 we both win! That’s even more money right back in your hands for paying your inevitable bills. There is a way to get rewarded for the things you’ll do anyway so rather than focusing on earning more when the economy makes that hard, direct yourself toward saving. I’m just as average as the next human being but the more I look the more I find in regards to saving. I’ve found a staggering $213.46 in savings from altering my phone bill a touch and tweaking my spending habits! And that will be monthly savings. There are many ways to trim the fat out of your budget, you just have to be willing to make changes. And on top of savings I’m doing all my spending through cashback prepaid credit cards and various app based point systems so that will add to the previous mentioned amount of savings by taking back the money I worked so hard for one but at a time! What could you do with an extra boost of savings per month? Enjoy it! That’s what I’m doing!! -K.P.N.
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PREACH!
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jerico-deangelo · 2 years
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Jerico DeAngelo: In this headshot I was showing that I could also play the guy next door if I was cast in that role. Quite a stretch from who I really am! Ca. 2012 #sexynerdsnyc #sexygaynerds #guynextdoor #averageguy #nycactors #nycactorslife #actorslife #actors #actorsstyle #actorslifestyle #headshots #headshotsession #headshot #headshotsession #headshotsonly #nycartists #screenactorsguild #sexygaynerd #actorsofinstagram #actorsworld #boynextdoor (at New York City) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcWin1yu62C/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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billyboyvic · 6 years
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Home gym workout #homegym #fitness #fitpo #weightstraining #weightmanagment #averageguy
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I wish मस्कल was made in a day.🏋️😔🥴 . . . #averageguy #comics #averageguycomics #averageguyinsta #everydaylife #meme #average #guy #phone #cartoon #animation #cartoonmemesfunny #cartoonmemes #drawingmemes #drawing #memes #comedymemes #nogym #nogymneeded https://www.instagram.com/p/B9L83aOHYI9UUo5NPa6vJ_dcYLjZYlJuMGS1uA0/?igshid=1x4hq6hsb2p8b
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scorpion6knives · 7 years
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Have a most excellent weekend everybody 🇺🇸 #scorpion6knives #scorpionsix #scorpion6 #knife #knives #knifemaker #Overfall #knifelife #averageguy #danholdthis #azmob
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