#aztec x egyptian x greek x norse x slavic

[godsofhumanity]

Perun: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Horus: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Freyja: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Ares: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Huitzilopochtli: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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[godsofhumanity]

Thor: I just electrocuted myself.

Perun: how shocking.

Xolotl: how do you feel currently?

Thor: I feel kinda amped

Perun: watt I can't hear you

Xolotl: he said it hertz a lot

Set:

Set: are they okay?

Zeus: this is normal, they're fine. i'd be concerned if they weren't making puns.

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[godsofhumanity]

Apophis: I eat boots.

Typhon: Booteater.

Loki: Do you lick them first, Apophis?

Apophis: Nope, I chomp the boot and foot.

Tezcatlipoca: I have a foot injury, you’re gonna get diseased.

Typhon: Adds flavor. Spicy.

Chernobog: Everyone here is fucking insane, I love you all.

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[godsofhumanity]

Perun: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Thor: Looking right because you left

Horus: Looking up cause you let me down

Ares: Looking down cause you fucked up

Huitzilopochtli:

Huitzilopochtli: What is wrong with you guys

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[godsofhumanity]

Set: I’m back on my bullshit.

Chernobog: No.

Chernobog: *grabs Loki, Hermes, Tezcatlipoca, and Veles' hands*

Chernobog: WE’RE back on our bullshit.

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[godsofhumanity]

Perun: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ares will and will not eat.

Horus: Grass? Yes!

Perun: Moss? Yes!!

Horus: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Perun: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Horus: Worms? Sometimes!

Perun: Rocks? Usually nah.

Horus: Twigs? Usually!

Perun: Freyja's cooking? Inconclusive!

Huitzilopochtli: How did you… test this?

Perun: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Huitzilopochtli: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Freyja: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

#i think that Ares eats whatever the fuck he's given.. and it's not that he has no tastebuds- it's just that he can't be bothered #and he's always trying to get accustomed to different foods so that in a war.. he won't be disadvantaged if they run out of food #perun #horus #huitzilopochtli #ares #freyja #aztec x egyptian x greek x norse x slavic #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect aztec gods #incorrect aztec mythology #aztec gods #aztec mythology #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #slavic gods #slavic mythology #incorrect slavic gods #incorrect slavic mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #s: unknown #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Sekhmet: So, what's the plan? We go in there and just pow, pow, pow! And defeat them?

Ares: What was that noise you made?

Sekhmet: Gunfire.

Ares: No, I think you mean pew, pew, pew.

Sekhmet: That sounds like fireworks.

Huitzilopochtli: Technically, those are like pa-choo, pa-choo, pa-choo.

Freyja: Ok, enough with the bad sound effects. Besides, it's more like blam, blam, blam.

Sekhmet: What? No way.

Huitzilopochtli: Wrong.

Perun: Guys, focus.

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[godsofhumanity]

Xipe Totec: We need to talk about your maturity.

Tezcatlipoca, standing on a glass table with Loki, Hermes, Eris, Set, Veles, and Chernobog: Bold words for someone standing in lava!

Glass table: (shatters)

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[godsofhumanity]

Perun: I see the glass as half full, Huitzilopochtli sees it as half empty. That's why we make such a great team.

Perun: Ares, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the glass.

Perun: Horus wonders why it has to be a glass, and Freyja usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table.

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[godsofhumanity]

Veles: Where is everybody??

Hermes: Loki's breaking up with his girlfriend, Chernobog's trying to blow the place up, Tezcatlipoca went back to sleep, Set has succumbed to bloodlust, and I'm in charge.

Veles: What the heck

Hermes: I know, right?

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