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bambam-margera · 16 days
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cat
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bambimargera · 2 years
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drunk/rare pics of the cky crew
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never noticed how cat like raab looks, I love him even more now
I wish I didn't like Novak as much as I do, I can't help it he's so hot
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asskickedbygirl · 2 years
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thinking about dico with bam’s cat
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mx-bequiet · 5 days
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she amazes me every single day lol
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they put him in a box like a cat.
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leechhealer · 2 years
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haggarrd · 2 years
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,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,   🎀  𝒷𝒶𝓂 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝓎𝒶𝓃  🎀   ,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,
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sleepybam · 2 years
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Hi! My name is Fiona, and I have recently just got back on Tumblr after like… two years. Anyways, I need new blogs to follow! If you like any of the following, feel free to reach out :)
- Jackass
- Anything related to Bam Margera
- Music (MCR, HIM, AFI, etc.)
- Cute animals (cats!!)
- The metaphysical (crystals and shit)
Also, please only interact if you are ⭐️ 18 and older.
I’m also a Scorpio sun and Aries rising 💥
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pabtsblueliving · 9 months
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Never Changed
Another song-spo fic. Been feeling Knoxville heavy these past few days. Saw an edit by someone of tik tok of him during the Gumball Rally with this song…brain rot occurred. 
WC 1.2K
Warnings: angst, flirting, semi-established on and off relationship, smoking, drinking, making out, groping etc. 18+
Song: Change (In the House of Flies) by the Deftones
I tried my best making the reader as body neutral as possible, still working on improving!
pabtsblueliving © 2023
You and Knox had been on and off for years. 
It was cat and mouse for as long as you could remember. 
You were a well known model, walking for Versace, Gucci, and Mugler since 2004. You somehow got roped into the Jackass crew when you had went to the first premier of the movie which was a backyard BBQ with celebrities left and right, playboy models and hustler girls walking around everywhere you looked.
Youd shown up with friends, Knoxville stealing you to say hi right after youd grabbed a drink.
“Big fan” He smiled, god that smile
“Likewise” you spoke, shaking his hand.
I watched you change, into a fly
I looked away, you were on fire.
It was breaking up and making up, every few months. Youd fuck, youd fight, youd see him in the tabloids with a new blonde the next day. Then after your declaration of finally being “done with him”...He’d show up backstage of your latest runway show.
I watched a change in you, It's like you never had wings
Now, you feel so alive, I've watched you change
Bam Margera had invited your best friend to come to the bar the Jackass Crew and himself were at in New York City. You knew he would be there, and you told yourself no…don't feel into his ego…don't show him, he still had you wrapped around his finger.
“Come on, Y/N, seriously…for me? You know ive been into Bam lately…And you know all those guys anyways! Who cares if Johnny will be there” Your friend, Melissa, had a big grin, batting her lashes at you.
You looked at her and let your head fall back as you sighed, 
“Fine…Mel, alright I'll come. For. An. Hour” You pointed in her face, walking to your suitcase to pick out something to wear.
She landed a big kiss on your cheek, and you laughed. 
“Y/N, holy shit I love you, I will totally owe you a drink at the bar!” She gleaned, running to put her shoes on. 
You looked at yourself in the mirror, fluffing your hair. You'd thrown on your outfit Finishing the look with your harness motorcycle boots, and that one final…accessory.
His belt
God, you'd stolen that belt from him two years ago and he hasn't asked about it back since. The jewelry around your neckline and wrists clanged together as you reached for it. 
It was black, some studs, and his old red Waylon Jennings belt buckle on it. You were wearing it, you had to. Mess with him a little, tease a little, maybe piss him off…who knows what wearing this belt would do to you. 
I took you home, Set you on the glass
I pulled off your wings, Then I laughed
You and Melissa walked into the dive bar in Brooklyn. You had looked around, spotting Wee-man hand standing on the bar while also funneling a beer. 
You and Melissa couldn't help but to groan while laughing, what the hell did we get ourselves into.
“Well, well, I knew you’d be here.” You hear a familiar, Pennsylvanian accent slur.
Melissa turned around, and smiled, giving him a hug. You still had no idea if he had said that to you, or his date who’d finally arrived.
Bam smiled and hugged Melissa, then looked up at you in their embrace, and spoke
“Yeah, I'm talking to you.” He laughed, and Melissa pulled away. “Good luck” He said, accent prominent, and pulling Melissa on his arm towards the other guys.
Melissa looked back and cringed, mouthing ‘Sorry’ as she continued to walk with Bam. A few minutes later, youre standing at the end of the bar, chin in your hand, waiting for your much needed gin and tonic. 
“...So that’s where my belt has been, huh.” You heard that voice, his voice, shit, compose yourself a bit, dont turn around yet.
You kept yourself facing the bartender, feeling Johnny’s looming figure just inches behind you.
“Yeah, well…” You turned around, straw in your lips.
“I always thought it looked better on me, no?” You tossed your hair over your shoulder, taking another sip.
I watched a change in you, It's like you never had wings
Now, you feel so alive, I've watched you change
He looked down at you, and tilted his sunglasses down.
“I take it back…you look quite lovely tonight, Rabbit.” He said softly, taking off his sunglasses fully.
That nickname, he's playing a dangerous game, but he's playing it just right
“Starting already, Knox?” You couldn't help but to smile, you two were like magnets whenever you were five feet within the same space together. 
“Whaaat, Y/N…you’re being mean tonight…are you breaking up with me?” He joked, smiling after his last few words. 
“Don’t you wanna catch up?” His arms slapped against his thighs, grabbing his beer from the bar and taking a sip.
“What to hear about the next blonde youre seeing?” You rolled your eyes, “Dont think im too interested, Knox. 
I look at the cross, then I look away
“Hey…come on now, that's over with…” He stepped closer, you're now trapped between him and the bar. “Come have a smoke with me…” He grinned, pulling a pack of cigarettes from his shirt pocket. 
I'm in for it, and now I'm crossing a path that's near impossible to turn around on.
He lit your stick, then his. You had your back against the brick wall, him leaning on the wall on his side, on arm holding him up above his head. 
You both took a drag, making eye contact, not breaking with the other. He exhaled his smoke, stepping closer, his hand with the cigarette stroking the side of your face, thumb going over your lip. 
“I always forget how gorgeous you are, rabbit…” he pulled up your chin as you took another drag
“How do we,” You exhaled the smoke, “always end up like this, huh, John?” 
Your mind was fuzzy, you had a buzz, desire.
“Maybe this is just…meant to be.” He took your cigarette and put it out, grabbing your waist and pulling you in for a smoldering kiss.
You gasped, usually you're able to fend him off for at least another hour. But, the inevitable is going to happen. 
You pulled him in by his belt buckle, whining into the kiss. The feeling of his tongue shooting straight to your core. He tasted like beer and cigarettes, your favorite. 
Give you the gun Blow me away
I watched a change in you It's like you never had wings
His right hand sneaked down, and grabbed a handful of your ass slowly, and he groaned. You took this opportunity to stick your tongue between his lips and grab a handful of his hair.
“PJ” You whined…taking a breath
“Baby, come on, baby, if you call me that you know this will be a long night…” He grabbed you by the chin.
You held his belt buckle, teasing the trail of hair leading down under his dickies.
“So let be long, Knox…” You smiled.
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b4mpyre-k1zz3s · 10 months
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Extreme Watersports
After a particularly rough stunt, Bam decides to call Y/N for help
Bam Margera x Gn!reader
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(Fluff)
Warnings: Whump, suggestive content, crude language
An: aaaaa my first fic!! credit to @peacelovemisdemeanors for the idea!!
“Y/Nnnnnnn!!”
“What is it now?” you sighed, rubbing your temple with one hand as you held your flip phone to your ear with your other. Bringing a knee up to your desk, you reclined in your rolley chair. It was late, and you couldn’t bring yourself to do the whole ‘pretending to be worried about your boyfriend’ routine you do every week.
“I’m sick.” He spat. You could practically hear him roll his eyes over the phone. “I did that waterskiing stunt with Knoxville and I got a brain eating amoeba now. I’m getting dumber by the second, Y/N!” You snickered at the dramatics he presented, “Really? Couldn’t even notice.” Even at that, Bam couldn’t hold back a chuckle. “Ha ha. Very funny.”
Before you could continue, you were already getting up from your lamp-lit desk, walking over to your medicine cabinet in your cold, tile bathroom. “So, I bet you’re gonna want me to come over?” You grabbed a box of tissues and could hear pillows rustling on the other end of the line as you searched for Nyquill, Dayquill- really any quill. “I mean,” Your boyfriend feigned reluctance, “s’ not like I can’t take care of myself. But if you really want to…”
You opened the grand heartagram-emblazoned doors of Castle Bam, rushing in to get out of the cold- no surprise Bam got sick out there. Kicking off your shoes in the eerily quiet hallway, you made your way across the hardwood, plopping down on the couch, “Hey, Ryan! What’s up?”
“Y/N! Thank god you’re here.” You sunk into the plush sorta as Ryan sighed, not looking particularly alarmed or interested- but he never really was with anything. He jabbed a thumb towards Bam’s room, not really taking his eyes off of the tv, “Rapunzel hasn’t left his golden tower in two days.” He finally tore his eyes away from Pimp My Ride, his gaze landing on the plastic bag in your hands, “You got snacks? Or s’that all for bubble boy upstairs?”
“Mmhm!” You chuckled, dragging yourself away from the dangerously comfy couch. “Well, while you’re up there,” Ryan called to you as you bounded up the stairs, “tell him his ass is fine! And he should stop whining about it!” That did worry you a bit, but you just passed it off as another one of his sarcastic comments.
You creaked open the door, and the sight you stumbled onto was almost comical. Your boyfriend, Bam Margera, the biggest asshole loudmouth you knew, cuddled up in a mess of blankets and pillows, looking like a little kid amongst the abundance of plush in his room with the curtains drawn. He glanced up when he heard the door open, looking at you with flushed skin and wet, red eyes, “Y/n…”
You closed the door behind you, maneuvering over to his bed in the dark as he whined to you in that cute stuffy nose voice. “Oh…this sucks so fucking bad!! I totally ate shit on those waterskis- I sent you the footage, right?” Trouble, your boyfriend’s cat and maybe your best friend rubbed against your leg as you bent down to pet her. “Mmhm. You really ate shit, baby. Good footage! I think Jeff’s gonna love it.” He cracked a smile before he continued, not even noticing you removing the contents of the bag, “Yeah- I got water in every hole! My eyes, my nose- I got ass blasted with the coldest water imaginable- I have been shitting water for days!”
Yep, that’s what Ryan was talking about. While you were concerned with that, you were more worried with what sounded like a sinus infection to you. You jokingly replied to him, “I’m very sorry about that ass, Bam- it’s so cute!” You unscrewed the cap of the medicine bottle and Bam immediately smelled the sticky, bitter syrup, reacting accordingly.
“Seriously? Do I have to?” He groaned. God, he’s even more of a man child when he’s sick. “Yes, Bam. You do. Shouldn’t April be doing this anyways?” You always felt like his mother when you had to do this kinda stuff- like the time you had to ice his tailbone for three months after he broke it, or when you had to treat that infection he got from when he let Ryan brand him with a hot iron. You shivered remembering that last one, the image of that dick shaped burn literally burnt into your memory.
He readjusted himself in bed, sitting up, seemingly accepting his fate. “Fine…” You expected him to hold his hand out, but he surprised you, lazily tilting his head back and leaving his soft lips slightly agape. Taking a moment to savor this sight you shamelessly gawked- you boyfriend, shirtless, his mouth open like a baby bird. You giggled a little, getting an idea to make this a little more fun for the both of you.
You sat up a little bit on the pile of blankets and straddled his outstretched legs, leaning over his face and taking it in your free hand. Opening his icy blue eyes at this, Bam was caught by surprise as you leaned down and pressed a kiss to his lips. It was short but gentle and sweet, and just as you pulled away you took the medicine in your other hand and poured the pre measured amount down his smirking gullet.
Bam swallowed hard, tasting the bitter honey flavor on his lips as he licked them, trying to taste you but only getting acridity. “Ugh.” He shivered, shrinking back in his black bed sheets that he camouflaged in. You placed a hand on his forehead, moving the sweaty dark curls that were plastered to his skin. He was burning up. “Hmm.” You said nothing, knowing it would only fuel his already mounting whininess. “Wanna popsicle?”
“Of course I wanna goddamn popsicle.” He coughed weakly, reaching a hand out of the blankets. You reached back in the bag, fishing out one of those two stick popsicles. Taking the wrapper off, you snapped it in half, handing him one while you took the other in your mouth.
You would spend the next few minutes making dirty jokes while sucking on the admittedly phallic fruity flavored ice pops before Bam patted the spot next to him in bed. You cracked a smile, teasingly asking him, “Oh? You wanna cuddle or somethin?” This would be totally out of left field for him- usually it was having sex or giving stitches for you two. “Shut up, just get in.”
You weren’t one to complain about cuddling your boyfriend, so with a goofy grin, you slipped in next to him, completely disregarding the possibility of catching whatever he may have. “Awww, ‘cmere!!” You giggled. He ignored you, laying his head on your chest and wrapping his arms around your waist, snuggling in and quickly falling asleep next to you. After a few minutes, you too succumbed to sleep, falling into a deep, sweet slumber.
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cheshiirecat182 · 8 months
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bam margera w/ cats
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bambam-margera · 14 days
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DOG!
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ajmargera · 1 year
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Can you write some fluffy bam hcs or a fic about reader stealing his clothes all the time?
Fluffy Bam margera headcanons
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- lests just start this off with how much of a gentleman he is for you. Getting out of the car and he opens the door for you. Walking into a building always gets doors for you
- massive cuddler in bed legit always has a hold off you
- let's you do his makeup for going out and stuff. It's only ever eyeliner but he loves it when you sit on his lap and he can just hold you
- cat person. Has cats. Just yeah
- when he met your parents for the first time he was a nervous wreck, he nearly cancelled but ryan talked him into going
- tries to teach you to skate but when you fall he's always by your side
- speaking off getting hurt, if your part of the jackass crew and doing a dangerous stunt, he tries to talk you out of it but when you succeed he's right by your side and usually telling you how great you were
- always shows off to you. Trying to do a skating trick ' HEY YN DID YOU SEE' ' YN WATCH THIS'
- also always shows you off likes people to know who you belong too
- he's weried about letting you borrow his clothes but eventually gives in when he comes home one day to you sleeping in his bed in his cky hoodie.
- always likes to be touching you, hand holding, arms around your waist.
- ( if you have them) when your on your period he goes out and gets you all your favrioute snacks and films and yous have a movie night. Always rubs your stomach when you got cramps and gets you anything you need.
- when yous argue he always just gives you a kiss to shut you up. 'BAM I CANT-' kisses you ' fuck you margera'
- When you go to concerts and loce songs come on he always holds you and makes you sing along
- cute drunk. Like really cute. He'll have gone on a night out with his friends and called you too come pick him up as he was too wasted to drive home. He's see you in that parking lot and start flirting with you. ' Hey cutie' 'you got a boyfriend'
- always puts you first. Your having a bad day, everything cancelled. Expect a bed day with lots of cuddles and naps and shitty TV.
- always buying you stuff. If your ot with him and see something you like he'll go back the next day to get it for you. When he'd get home you'd have a go at him for getting you it as you didn't need it. But when you'd refuse to accept it he'd be a dick till you accept it.
- this man worships you he's obsessed with you. Just everything about you is perfect to him.
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Thank you for this request it was really fun too write. I hope you like it and the fiction will be coming soon. As always my requests are always open <3
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b0nerf4rt · 2 years
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love languages !
including : steveo , ryan dunn , bam margera , chris pontius
wanrings : afab! , swearing
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steve o :
- 100% touch
- hes constantly touching you anywhere and everwhere
- holding your hand or his fingers settled in the back pocket of your jeans
- expect to always have him in your personal bubble
- he was relentless during the gumball rally, constanly cuddling up to you and passing out
- will fall asleep on top of you, and hes pretty heavy
- likes when you run your fingernails against his scalp and back
- literally just a dog wanting to be constantly pet
- loves when you initiate touching him first
- will completely melt if you initiate anything physical
- when hes under the influence hes 100 times worse
- will literally throw himself at you and constantly ask for kisses
- loves pda
- obsessed with showing people that your his
- makes little happy noises when you touch him, like a cat purring kind of
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bam :
- backhanded complements / play fighting
- lets face it, he probably doesnt know how to show love properly
- and he doesnt give the best compliments to begin with
- dont be upset if he says something mean to you, its the way he expresses his feelings towards you
- "man y/n, did you gain some weight, your ass looks great"
- expect to be tackled or tossed around whenever
- constantly trying to fight you
- will box your shoulder or thighs
- when you get upset about his comments, he'll play it off like he was joking, and he will laugh at you if you cry
- so dont cry in front of him
- if you feel like crying kick him in the nuts and run girl
- he'll find you later when your hopefully done crying and try to make things better
- by fighting with you
- "c'mon y/n, punch me, get all that saddness and anger out."
- if you dont want to punch him he'll probably complement insult you to make you feel better
- "youre honestly an ugly cryer but your face is pretty with tear stains"
- it doesnt work, just avoid him until hes out of his "complimenting" mood
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ryan :
- buying you expensive stuff
- wont take no for an answer
- hes literally ready to go into debt for you
- when your stunts go wrong hes the first to offer to pay for your hospital bills
- if you ask him to buy you tampons / pads he wont even question it
- will go bra and underwear / clothes shopping with you and he will pay for everything you pick out
- you want a new video game thats just come out and its really expensive ? you dont even have to ask he already bought it for you
- one time he bought you a snake but you made him return it because he didnt buy a cage or anything
- dont let him out of your sight when you bring him anywhere, he'll meander off and buy you shit
- hes the sugar daddy type but he doesnt know that until you point it out
- but he doesnt deny it
- says that your kisses and company is enough repayment
- somehow he always has money in his wallet
- like you know that hes a movie star but sometimes you wonder if hes more than that
- "ryan, are you selling your body?"
- he looks at you like your crazy everytime you ask that
- but its a valid question
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chris :
- spending time with you
- will follow you around constantly
- if your going grocery shopping, hes coming too. going to visit your parents ? hes on his way.
- will follow you into the bathroom whenever, you need to shit ? he'll sit inside the bathroom with you. taking a shower ? so is he.
- dont expect a single amount of alone time with this guy around
- sneaks up on you constantly
- he kind of stalked you when you guys werent a thing
- but he never admitted that
- the other guys tell you that he used to follow you home to make sure that you made it safe, but he denys it everytime they bring it up
- and that he used to threaten other guys that hit on you, but he denys that too
- honestly hes become so reliant on following you sometimes he doesnt even pay attention to where your going
- hes the type of person everyone wants to br around, so when he started to follow you around you didnt mind
- but one time he accidentally followed you into the ladys bathroom and he got yelled at by a bunch of women
- you cackled about it but he said it was for a 'stunt' so that he didnt look so stupid
- after that he asked you where you were going instead of randomly following you
- likes to do stunts with you
- if your going somewhere and you tell him to stay put, he'll watch you the entire time, he says he just likes to look at your ass without you knowing
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riotcontrolmargera · 2 years
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no thoughts... just bam margera with cats 🖤
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shojimezolovemail · 2 years
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I dont think I've ever seen anyone write for jackass platonically this is exciting.
could I request how the guys are w someone who is overly affectionate in all ways? like super big on physical touch and always buys them things yk? tysm<333
A/N: slowly but surely getting all the requests done i swear :”)
warnings: none besides the mention of alcohol
pairing(s): jackass cast x platonic!reader
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JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
i think johnny’s a pretty affectionate person anyway
so he’d definitely really appreciate any that you give him
you probably gave him a small gift upon meeting him and he keeps it in his office right on his desk
you usually won’t even have to initiate if you want a hug though
he’s already hugging everyone in his sight
you’re near him and someone got hurt? he’s latched onto you while laughing his ass off
he’ll return the affection you give him too
whenever there’s a long day of shooting
johnny always lets you rest your head on his shoulder or just lean on him
STEVE-O
steve-o also seems pretty affectionate
not so much to outsiders but he is
once you attach yourself to his hip, he’s pretty lovey
you’d bring him random baked goods or food during the week and he’d immediately begin to appreciate you more than anyone
if you’ve seen his MTV cribs, you’d know how much it would be appreciated
after that he tries to assure you he’ll return the favor or pay you back
but you’re constantly telling him it’s just your nature
steve o’s pulling you into a hug once he’s finished an epic stunt
probably picking you up and spinning around
CHRIS PONTIUS
pretty affectionate anyways
always open to your physical affection
if you bring him little gifts, he’s excited every time
even if it’s just a bracelet you made the morning of, he’ll never take it off
he’s always super appreciative of everything you do too
chris is pulling you in for hugs or grabbing your hands after you give him something
if you’re being physical, he’s wrapping his arms around you and holding you close
going out to events with the crew
you always end up as chris’ date
BAM MARGERA
he’s like a weird cat
bam’s not super affectionate himself
but he welcomes yours once he gets more comfortable with you
he especially likes the little gift part of your affection though, mainly because he likes seeming what you present him
you’ve brought him multiple HIM merch items and he has to contain his excitement
those are the times where he initiates the affection
pulling you in for a side hug
bam’s also good for going to clubs/bars with
he’ll let you use him as something to rest against as long as you let him do the same
RYAN DUNN
not super affectionate because he’s not used to it
everyone gets on him for not smelling the best so when you show him physical affection
he’s a little flustered
ryan’s definitely not against it but just very confused
he appreciates it though even if he doesn’t really show it
if he sees you having a bad day, he’s quick to open his arms and let you take yourself into then
you’re always leaning on him or touching him somehow
the gifts you bring him are usually homemade and he keeps as many of them as he can
DANGER EHREN
i don’t think he’s really used to people being nice to him without there being a prank involved
so he’s a lot more hesitant than others
but eventually you try to comfort him after a bad stunt
so he becomes progressively more comfortable
ehren is more lenient on physical affection so
you definitely take advantage of that
after he fell for the soup? tackling him in a hug
now you both smell like soup
he’s become accustomed to bracing himself if he hears you because you will tackle him in a hug
DAVE ENGLAND
dave’s pretty neutral on affectionate
he’s also someone who’s confused by the affection he receives though
you mainly give him gifts related to helping with his stomach issues or things that reminded you of him
so he’s very appreciative of you for sure
the first time you hug him without wanting he’s stiff like a board
also probably a little drunk when you do so he laughs about it
dave also makes you be his date to almost every premiere
on set, he’s seeking your affection after bad stunts
you also like sneaking up behind him and giving him hugs (freaks him out the first few times)
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