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paradoxolotl · 6 months

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The nightly workout routine

#I am POST WORKOUT #my arms and core are SHAKING #barely on the bed #and yet I must persist #so he has sweet dreams #para’s doodles #para and babe #also yes my toddler is literally enormous #like the size of kids twice his age #and I still have to carry him around #cause he’s a BABY #HOW COULD I SAY NO TO MY LITTLE BABY WHEN HE ASKS TO BE CARRIED #I cant #so #arms

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hisseri · 7 months

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wait… jaheira with butterfly clips in her hair

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thejawdroppers · 2 months

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Jaw Dropper of the Day: Carrie LaChance

#beautiful #sexy #blonde #fit #back #tan lines #hips #bare bottom #butt #thighs #legs #high heels #bed #girl #model #clachance #popular

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radiance1 · 2 months

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Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny and Jason are platonically married #I'm not gonna put this in the post but I had a random thought of Jack and Maddie meeting Bruce Wayne and they instantly clock him as Batman #It's not even Maddie #Jack just took one look at him and sniffed out something sus until his himbo brain connects the dots to him being Batman #The thing is they managed to find this out with barely any evidence so they think they might be wrong without knowing that they're actually #right #Anyways #Jason is tired of this mfer Danny and how he sleeps #Every time they go to bed Jason walks into their shared bedroom like he's about to wrestle a fucking bear #The batfam think they be fawking but they actually aren't it's just Jason wrestling to get a good night's sleep #Why did I make this?#I have no clue

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nikkinelson1313 · 3 months

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care to join?

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ruporas · 8 months

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sleepy crew (ID in alt)

#one piece #opfanart #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #tony tony chopper #my eepers that eep ... as per usual i love to draw my faves resting together #i like to imagine zoro and luffy has occasions where they nap together - not necessarily in Close proximity like this but #neither of them would mind it either way... the types to be able to knock out anywhere and in any circumstances #and chopper joins them - probably joins zoro first before luffy bc luffy is more of a busybody and chopper needs to get in his midday naps #and ofc the rest of the crew is there to bare witness and poke fun at zoro later for being such a good substitute bed #ruporas art

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exercise-of-trust · 4 months

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is it still an incorrect quotes if it's by the author? anyway this post has been living rent free in my head for three years and it's high time i exorcised it with a sketchy lil comic.

#the queen's thief #eddis helen #eugenides #attolia irene #subcreation #stop whining : go to bed #my laptop returns from the wars and what's the first thing i do? project with barely any rendering! honestly man why bother

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usarmytrooper · 1 month

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#shirtless #muscle #jock #hidden face #buzz cut #back #bare butt #bare ass #thighs #calves #barefoot #in bed #asleep #enlarged 2.25x #photo enlargement #photo enhancement #color correction

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booksandbodies · 4 months

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Books & Bodies

#black man reading #digital reading #reading in bed #reading nap #male body #beautiful dark skin #bare ass #nice ass #from the back #black muscle #beard #sexy af #handsome #sexymen

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theminecraftbee · 10 months

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also for the record i've never heard doc try so hard to not say fuck in my life.

#hermitcraft #docm77 #WHAT THE - WHAT THE ACTUAL - ARE YOU INSANE - OH MY GOD WHAT THE F - WHAT THE HELL MAN #it's. so funny. he is BARELY holding himself back by the power of 'he is currently recording an episode'#i think between takes he just laid down in his bed and started swearing like a sailor into his pillow #or maybe just. screamed.

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piracytheorist · 1 year

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There's an especially funny part about Twilight freaking out over Anya's apparent stress from "being dragged out of an orphanage by a stranger"... when Anya was the one who gaslit gatekept girlbossed her way into being adopted by him.

#like???#he didn't choose her SHE chose HIM to adopt her #spin the found family dynamic on its fucking head #Spy x Family #500 #Anya Forger #Loid Forger #1k #2k #it's always the random posts isn't it?#I made this post a few minutes after waking up while I was snuggling in bed #barely any thought was put into it #and it has become my top post of the year lmao #3k #4k

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highabovethecloudssomewhere · 7 months

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