me: i love this game that will reward me with Creature, and will reward me at any pace just as long as i do get up and walk around the neighborhood at some point, which is good for my poor, chronically depressed ass in this remote, rural location with nowhere to actually go as a destination. motivating myself to aimlessly wander anyway is easier when i know that if i do so, i will not only get fresh air and endorphins flowing, but a visible, tangible reward of Creature dangled like a carrot in front of me, and i will have earned it, because i motivated myself to physically move, and while there are microtransactions for various other things in the game, there is nothing that will actually let you buy your way into acquiring Creature without moving, and so i move
niantic: starts putting more and more Creature behind strict time windows and pay walls and events you can only truly be part of if you can afford a weekend trip to fucking Las Vegas on short notice
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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:
1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online
2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links
3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)
4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)
In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)
you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)
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the watcher screw up fascinates me.
on multiple levels it feels like some startup tech bro sweet talked them into it.
first i’m like the entire watcher tv site is 🤨:
like website hosting can be expensive. video hosting on that website can be even more expensive.
having to cover video hosting and fee processing costs on your own website is going to ravage a huge chunk of revenue.
one perk of youtube is that you’re not paying to host your videos. yeah youtube is taking like half of what you make but theyre also not turning a profit either.
also with youtube, the algorithm helps bring in new fans. its hard to bring in new people with your own hosted website (unless you’re planning to partner with a bigger brand…which maybe thats in the pipeline)
and i get it:
producing videos is expensive. highly quality production ones like the ones they seem like they want make (“tv quality” 🙄) is $$$$.
i use to freelance video edit for a mid-level travel youtube channel. one video cost them 30k to make. they would clear 100k in revenue for it but…video production cost at a certain level is insane.
and it seems like they have a pretty loyal network of fans who have been supporting them thus far.
but to say that they’re taking everything behind the paywall is kind of a slap in the face to those who’ve been following since their buzzfeed days.
which is another thing i’m like 🧐 at. because buzzfeed at the beginning was this big millennial magnet for news and media for people who wanted to kind of stick it to the big names in the space.
early buzzfeed days, a lot of film and media people joined up bc they werent finding jobs in the traditional industry. and eventually it became cool to work at buzzfeed because it didnt have the same barriers that traditional media had.
buzzfeed wasn’t sustainable. it relied on a lot of talented people who they couldn’t pay very well and the subsidies of investors who got greedy and ran the well dry when their non-traditional media brand couldnt compete with the traditional. (though it could have been sustainable if it had better management maybe)
so its baffling that these guys who left buzzfeed bc they wanted to break free from the constraints when buzzfeed started as a way to break from the constraints of traditional media but crashed and burned because they couldnt land on the right profitable business model. and now they want to prove themselves as good as traditional television but on their own streaming service???
and id understand it more if they were churning out a lot more content more frequently but it seems kind of unnecessary to have a streaming subscription service when youve got like one show dropping a week so 🤷🏾♀️
i wish them the best but this was a bad fumble.
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honestly beyond the gut reaction re: the watcher rebrand, i honestly am not that upset for future seasons being on an independent subscription service, like i do understand why and i do think their videos are quality pieces of art that they can put prices on. i just think that this isn't the smartest way to do it maybe? like, dropout (which is the most common comparison here) had a good amount of cast members with some level of name recognition and a decent variety of shows even before it got really big. meanwhile watcher basically only has ryan, shane, and steven as recognizable mainstays, and their shows aren't as original in concept or have the same name recognition overall (though the content is usually pretty good!) and don't have as much variety in aesthetic. it feels kind of like a losing game to try to compete in such an oversaturated market like this and i'm worried about how they'll make up for their limitations yknow. i get that yt is a hellscape and i would totally understand moving to a subscription service but yeah...i hope that this turns out better than it's looking right now.
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i HAVE an 18+ Bsky account btw. i have codes if you need. if you already have an account, you can shoot me a dm and i’ll send you the username (you won’t believe it) IF you’re an ADULT. That’s where the alts for the pinups are going btw..
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One more thing about Missing Link and then I'll shut up
This is just Pokemon Go but for the homosexuals
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girl i have never seen someone else who also likes going on dates for that same reason. like you want me to talk about myself while someone tells me i’m pretty and buys me a drink? i’m there
no like dating itself is legit so fun. it's because i love myself and i truly love nothing more than to hear my own voice and have someone listen to me. like the last date i went on i spent like 10 minutes talking about how interesting i find the interpersonal dynamics between each of the beatles and i could literally see this man falling for me before my very eyes, and i was like yeah i AM hot and ALSO i can opine on how the mccartney/harrison relationship is arguably even more complex than that of lennon/mccartney and to be honest i don't even need to drink a glass of wine to do it!
the problem is that i rarely (never) meet someone else who brings even half as much to the table as i do. like okay yes you love me because i'm beautiful and intelligent and successful and fun and interesting in every possible way. and you... are just some guy. i'm sick of wasting my time!!
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