#because humans are fucking insensitive idiots

[serevena]

This is in no way an attack at you or anyone that supports Palestine. I think what's happening to innocent people is wrong absolutely. But for people like you to say "Boycott tlou fanfics." And stuff like that whilst having links to tlou fanfics is honestly very hypocritical. How can you say "stop worrying about epussy" but before this strike even started you were doing the same thing us fanfiction writers who like these characters were doing. Us writing for the characters is not supporting the person who created the game directly. you like the characters just as much as we do, so for you to judge someone based off them liking a character is just rude.

I think a lot of people flooding the tag are very hypocritical because we can do so much and, in the end, still get no result as us boycotting may help but it does not get the GOVERNMENT to do anything. I am black, I have experienced racism yet as we boycott and protest there is still hate crimes against us every day. Those people are still going to do what they went to do, unless the GOVERNMENT puts a physical stop to it. I know it may sound very insensitive I just wish that maybe people who are like you would stop calling fanfic writers who write for tlou idiots and stuff when at one point you all did the same things.

I wish to also be educated on the topic so as I have come to you with respect, please do the same, I just want a little more information as this is only my opinion. I asked anonly because I do not want backlash on this because again it may be wrong for me to have this opinion.

I completely understand where you’re coming from but I quite literally said none of this.

I never said to boycott tlou fanfics (I may have reblogged something that said that, not sure). That’s not the issue I was complaining about, I was saying that people are complaining about others spreading awareness about Palestine, and “flooding” the tags. Its disgusting to think about the fact that people find reading fanfics of their favorite fictional character fucking them more important than spreading awareness about a genocide. It’s extremely insensitive.

Yes, I have links to OLD fics. I haven’t written in a long time, and still don’t intend to since spreading awareness is my priority right now. I’m not going to take those down because yes, I wrote porn, but that’s not what I’m doing right now. I’m able to acknowledge that spreading awareness, whether it does anything or not, is so much more important. I in no way called ANY fanfic writer an idiot, and when I wrote what I said; which I still stand by, that wasn’t even directed towards writers. It was directed towards readers who are complaining that since news about Palestine is “flooding” the tags, they can’t read their fanfics, and at the end of the day; it’s not about ‘writers’ and/vs ‘readers’ it’s about being a decent human being.

I also in no way said that writing for these characters is supporting the people who made them directly. Fuck Neil druckmann, I’m sure we can all agree on that. People can read all they want, I can’t control that; but it’s different when they complain about not being able to read their smut fics because people are spreading awareness about something very serious. There’s more important things than just smut. There was a strike. For a week. And they still couldn’t get enough. If people’s lives revolve around just fan fiction and fictional characters, I think that speaks volume and maybe they should go outside and interact ! And i’m sure we can all agree that spreading awareness about a genocide is more important than reading porn. People aren’t gonna die because they didn’t get new smut fics of their favorite character. Even before the strike, i and I’m sure many other people were never this obsessed with porn/fics to the point where we thought it was more important than a genocide.

I appreciate you coming to me respectfully, but please do not put words into my mouth.

#serevena #anonymous #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free palestine

[qqueenofhades]

I'm so fucking tired of these "climate activists" throwing soup onto people. Why do they have to target PUBLIC ART (I know some museums have paid entree but still) instead of you know the actual oil oligarchs they pretend to want to stop :)

Like. Why does their fucking target have to be HISTORICAL ART of all things. The one thing that shows HUMANITY in all ages because above all humans create art for the sake of art and they love art for the sake of art.

Literally I know museums holding important pieces are fucking TERRIFIED of these assholes and it's like... the news articles really aren't about how we need to talk about oil, they're about whether these paintings were or were not damaged during these attacks.

I'm tired. It feels fucking shitty. It makes me want to cry. The world already is so fucking trash, and then people use "activism" to go and make it even fucking worse.

Likewise deeply unsure why these idiots (who, you will notice, are all young white kids relying on said white privilege to protect them from any major consequences) think that this is the way to do anything about anything. As you point out, the focus isn't on climate change or oil usage or whatever else, it's just about the paintings and makes them all look like spoiled insensitive Woke dicks who want to pretend to be doing something and disrupting society etc while, uh. Not doing that at all.

There are plenty of ways to get involved and do real work if your goal is to actually fight climate change, talk about the impact of fossil fuels, or make people care about sustainable environmentalism. None of them are this.

#anonymous #ask

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

You really think Evan would like that you all call him a victim?You think he likes to be called an abused bf? Be frr you all just want to fuck with him and make excuses for everything he does. News flash Evan a grown ass man when he was in a relationship with Emma, he could have left anytime he wanted no one forced him to stay. He stayed for many years because they both wanted to, they both had their issues and they both tried to make it work. It always takes two people not just one and Evan isn't innocent

no, i don’t. i don’t think anyone LIKES to be called a victim of abuse, you blithering idiot. unlike your uneducated and insensitive ass, i am well aware of the fact that probably a majority of domestic violence victims don’t refer to themselves as such and experience a great deal of shame and self-blame for the terrible behavior of someone else, which they did nothing to deserve.

i’d like to see you name what evan has done to emma that even requires excuses. you belittle and invalidate the experiences of all victims when you insinuate that it’s as simple as walking out the door if you have a problem with being abused. you should NEVER speak on the topic of domestic violence until you educate yourself enough to intelligently and empathetically speak about this subject. at best, you’re an ignorant teenager blinded by your fandom, with no understanding of the very complex dynamics of abusive relationships where violence is involved. at worst, you’re an awful shitstain of a human who makes excuses for someone assaulting their partner. either way, you can fuck off.

[thehooliganhangoutspot]

“Bringing up Bruno's mom in contrast to his behavior is important because there's no way she raised him to be like this to women.” — LIKE WHAT!? It’s life, grow up, shit happens. The only time a woman publicly confirmed she felt mistreated by him was when he left Chanel for Rita Ora. But perhaps there was a lot of good in him, too, that’s why Chanel loved him in the first place to have a broken heat after him. And even if he did cheat, don’t act like you live in a fucking bubble and it doesn’t happen with ordinary men. It happens left and right when ordinary Joe cheats on plane Jane but when it’s someone famous it’s a whole sensation that invites some delusional idiots with no life of their own to come and judge.

“because as an adult he treats the women in his life like complete shit”—how so? He fell in love with someone new when he was with Chanel and left Chanel. And his mom did not disown him for that. No mother would. Rita still speaks about how he was the greatest guy on Earth. And he has been linked to the same woman for 13 years who keeps drowning in jewlry and designer bags. To date she’s claimed she has been blessed every day! There is not even a single photo of him kissing other women, holding their hands in an inappropriate setting (outside of meets and greets and stuff). Stop with your sick ass baby mama rumors and stop talking about it as if it’s a fact. You are delusional if you think he’d even show his dick to any of these women who, allegedly, have his babies.

“All the mind games, the cheating and the withholding of money (control)”- what withholding money!? What mindgames? Jessica’s collection of bags can pay off my student debt and help me survive without work for some years. The woman was a nobody living with roommates in New York, and now she can afford renting a house in LA, travel, new outfits, classes… what withholding money are you talking about if she remained jobless for 13 years. She lived off of his money for all these years and still seems to do the same. And will be doing the same even if they have broken up.

“calls women BITCH in his songs.”—oh he must be the first person to do that! Never heard any mom disown their child for artistic vision. It’s a great song though.

“His mother didn't want him to be some philandering playboy with a harem of women and a bunch of out of wedlock kids. This is why it's so disappointing to hear that he is this irresponsible. His mother would not be pleased with how he has treated Jessica, Isabella, Cindy, Chanel or any of these women.”- there are no confirmed cases of any other women. Stop bringing thus delusional sick ass rumors started on LSA by some psychotic bitches and talking about it as if it was a fact. NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS BUYING IT AND WE WANT SPSCE FROM YOHR DELUSIOND HERE. And stop using his deceased mother in this context. Like who gave you the right to mention the mother of somebody you do not even know in such a judgmental context? Do you even knos what it’s like to have such close and gentle relationships with mother? You probably don’t, otherwise you would not have ben such an insensitive and ignorsant asshole.

Why wouldn’t you go and get a motherfucking life. This fandom became a total trashcan. No class, no brain, nothing. Bunch of useless stupid idiots tryna feel they’re important by thinking they know something about a man they’ve never even met based on some hearsay. “I saw the babies, their features have developed…” - fuck you and your dna-performing eyeballs, your brain has not developed.

I can’t with these parasites, can there be a forum without these LSA idiots? Also, Sunny, any chance you can block these comments about Bernadette? As fans and HUMANS we MUST have some respect. This man’s music has been there for me when nobody else was, so it hurts deeply to see people spread blatant lies about him and mention his deceased mother in context by some psychopaths.

[eggxdragoon]

I hope to stop talking about my personal life and circumstances to anyone now because the only times I have, people claim to understand and support me through it but then instantly switch and rudely use it against me as if they want to blame me and say it's my fault, as a way to insult me the second they start to hate me for other reasons

anyone who blames me for being stuck in life at the moment and finding it hard to progress in any of the ways one is expected at my age, despite knowing the reasons are fucking scum. especially when they rub it in my face like I'm just some lazy horrible stubborn piece of shit despite the mental and physical agony I'm in on a daily basis

I had years of my childhood stolen by all the horrible traumatic and depressing shit I went through that I don't even speak of and also forced isolation throughout all teen years so I never knew what it was like to be social. I'm still a stranger to the world who hasn't talked to anyone outside family in years because it's so hard and scary to even fathom now

I have anxiety that can be debilitating because the reason I was successfully lured into forced isolation is when it was initially taken advantage of by an abuser saying "see everyone hurts you and is dangerous and out to get you and are your enemy, people suck and it'd be better to live far away from all human life" and I was manipulated into believing it was true for years and when I tried to break out of that mindset I was still trapped physically because they had me trapped

I'm sick of people just being like stfu idiot and get meds and go into therapy in a condescending way even when they know this. it's so insensitive and rude and I don't care if their intentions are to help. motivation and support is going to be better than "it's all your fault you're a fucking idiot go take meds and therapy and become someone I like better and is accepted by society" those are reasons my brain tells me I deserve to suffer already, it's encouraging me to stay in it

I can't take meds for all that because the amount my mom has to be medicated and how she still uses drugs and alcohol to cope on top, how she still treated me despite that, and all the side affects that would massively fuck up my life even more as someone who already has low empathy, bouts of intense numbness where I'm especially suicidal, and how the last thing I need is for that to improve and for my dick to stop working on top of that has made it not for me, I have to find other ways

and therapy is a lot and something that's taking a lot of effort to even consider let alone push myself into it, going from someone who hasn't talked to anyone outside family for years to talking to a stranger about darkest thoughts and memories and secrets would be scary. either way I don't feel I'll ever be able to properly talk about my worst problems anyway because the things I'd have to share would be incriminating for abusers so it could be genuinely fucking dangerous and I'm scared

and then there's the way I'm so depressed it kills me and it's like I've I inherited my mom's major depression but again I can't be medicated for it. and I have to act used to it and joke about it a lot to family but the physical fatigue and chronic pain I feel is really fucking agonizing. I can't remember what it's like to not be tired and aching and sore. I can't remember what it's like to sleep normally. I wish just getting out of bed wasn't such a challenge for me mentally and physically

so fuck you for saying they're just excuses and that I'm just rejecting the idea of getting better. I CAN'T right now because the abusive fucking assholes made sure of that. I can't be a normal functioning adult because I didn't even get to be a fucking kid. not that I'm going to let the abusers win but just staying alive as long as I'm stuck in this will always be enough of a challenge as is. I'm fighting so fucking hard and nobody will understand or appreciate that effort when all I want to do most of the time is die

and this is the tip of the fucking iceberg because all the disgusting and fucked up things that happened to me that I can't talk about causes enough deep mental anguish that I can't even bear to uncover and consider taking with me to the grave. and then comes my living situation and all the tragedy in my life. but even when people know all this, as soon as they hate me I'm apparently just a liar. apparently I'm just a suicide threatener and manipulator. apparently my pain isn't real. I fucking wish it wasn't. fuck you

I've been given every reason to start repressing myself and my feelings around others again. I'm spiralling back into those thoughts of "everyone hates you and wants to hurt you" like I was taught. everyone who yelled at me about needing therapy and blaming me for not being able to and all the reasons I need it made it even harder and set me back in it. thanks a lot assholes it was already fucking hard enough as it is and you just make me reflect on it even harder when you push the idea that I'm not even trying and haven't made any progress at all

I'm sick of being so angry and miserable and in pain everyday.

#this made me feel both better and worse to get down but I feel like absolute shit today and hopefully writing these down will help a bit #stop attacking me mind please for the love of god it's so noisy in here just let me rest

[aroace-cat-lady]

Could you stop being such a cry baby? People have every right to be upset about the book bc it was bad. The plot didn't make sense, neither did the characters. People shouldn't feel bad about wanting a well written book. The pandemic is no excuse. Why do you act like cc is an starting struggling writer when she has been writing these books for more than ten years? Are some people gonna be hateful and disrespectful? Yes, but the vast majority expresses their opinion and just that, their opinion. Maybe try not to shame people for disliking the book.

Look stupid piece of crap I'm literally not in the mood for some idiot to come to call me cry baby cuz guess what I'm actually crying right now for reasons bigger than a big piece of ass (and on anon!!) trying to bullying me on tumblr

First "the pandemic is not excuse" woooow you have won the insensitive bastard award of the year, great for you my dude!! Hope you never get to experience having to write a really complex book while everyone you know (and yourself) is in danger of getting sick and dying in matter of days!!

Second. I, myself, I'm upset about it. I'm not invalidating anyone's feelings here. But I'm not a fucking asshole that can't keep their shit together and feels the urge to go to harass other ppl when I'm not happy with what life is giving me. If what you got from my post was that I was trying to say Why are you so sad it was okay!! You literally can't see farther than your nose.

"Shame people". Look, I don't know who you are and I genuinely couldn't give two shits even of I tried. The only thing I know is that this whole fandom has a problem with not getting the things the way they want them. We saw it with SoBH, and we see it now. If you for some reason thought I was talking to you, your ego is bigger than I would've given credit to.

And guess the fuck what. Writing is not like riding a bike. I shouldn't even be explaining this to you, but writing is an art. And it's complicated. And comes from what you feel and what you believe in. So, how do you thing that writing a book for thousands of ppl like you while the world is falling apart and you are not even sure how the next month of your life is gonna be.

And like I don't even know what you're trying to get here anon. You are only proving what I already knew: ppl getting nuts and violent over ChoT are just insensitive bastards with no idea of what empathy and normal human behavior is. And the fact that you think that having struggles with writing because everything you know might change tomorrow is a "mistake" exclusively of a starting writer, my dude, I really don't know what to tell you.

[khaleesiofalicante]

He sometimes lets people push him around.

Because he is a beautiful, naïve idiot with a big fucking heart.

But he has his limits.

And when those limits are reached, Magnus doesn’t push back.

Magnus wages war.

Timeline 2 did not fucking disappoint. It was so horrible to see Magnus have to deal with that much hatred from Max, the first person he could truly pour his love into without shame or guilt or worry or fear. Only to have all that thrown back at him when he decided to do something good for himself, to save himself from his inevitable demise. Parts of Max kind of remind me of this angry part of Magnus that loathes his father for the pain he has caused. Max is literally mirroring back a lot of Magnus’ inner turmoil, feeling abandoned by the one person that was meant to love and protect him the most. Max’s anger is very valid, this divorce has caused him to lose a lot of his reason, his stability and safety (his family). The thing is he definitely took it too far with his methods for expressing that anger (that billboard was extremely insensitive). I think sometimes we think that the people we love will always come back to us so we throw all our shit at them. That love will always be a container for our hurt, but also we test them to see just how much they love us (and for Max it never feels like enough).

I am glad that Magnus pushed back, set boundaries with Max and showed him that enough is enough, he will only be his punching bag for so long. Magnus never really considered just how bad the consequences of this divorce would be. The massive wedge it would drive between them all, the pain that would surge though each one of them and trigger deeper wounds in them all. I think he honestly thought he was the ‘weak link’ but that’s the thing, you remove a link and the chain is broken. Nothing can really fill that void and so everything that was contained within that just comes spilling out. I commend Magnus for standing strong in his decision to give himself space to heal. It’s so easy sometimes to want to give in when it feels like the pain will never end, when the guilt eats at you until you lose your sense of self. He has slipped up here and there but mostly held strong against all his desires to regret his decision to find his safety. Magnus is actually one of the strongest links, his stubbornness to protect his healing keeps pushing them all forward (even when he has setbacks), he sits in the discomfort of dense emotions and by proxy triggers them all to unravel the past and not to sink back into old ways (thank you Luca for giving him this). Alec does many of these things too, it’s just Magnus is at a different stage of his journey, Alec is only now fully accepting the divorce and moving forward. I am happy Magnus trusted himself because the growth of each one of the Lightwood Banes post divorce has been so human, raw, real and truly eye opening.

There are so many parts of timeline 3 that stuck with me but my brain hurts from studying (and over analysing fics) 😂 All I will say is, I am so glad that Alec and Magnus took a moment to just talk openly and be honest with each other with no expectations. Sharing how proud they are of each other, admitting to their mistakes, admiring each other, being emotionally vulnerable, never forgetting the beautiful bond that they will always share (I’m in my feels now 🥺). It is truly a blessing to see how far they have come and grown after having to process so much buried trauma (Alec not being cringe about Minyun and saying they look good together was just so…sexy? Like calmly asking Magnus what he thought about Shinyun’s fertility issues?? Just wow, so much growth). I love how they are starting to feel okay to relax and be more vulnerable around each other. I totally see small gestures and gentle affection blooming. Like when you care for someone and just want to let them feel and know you are there (even when you’re not). They will both definitely appreciate that comfort, I’m sure they both miss the easy intimacy they have built over the 20+ years, regardless of their relationship status, just talking about everything and nothing (being ‘them’, being Malec). I know ‘civil’ and matured Alec is going to drive Magnus crazy, the fact that he’s not trying to do anything but be friendly and supportive (not actively pursuing him, just accepting what is and seeing what happens - ‘let him come to you’). Having Alec close being so gentle, making his heart thump, shy smiles and all, yet him being so far away, not being able to fully express his love (totally forgetting he is dating someone lol). They will always have some sort of pain to work through but as Magnus said, you should focus on your growth, not the triggers or setbacks you face. I hope they hold strong to this new space for open communication and mutual understanding because I think with Rafael’s current state (and more secrets to be revealed), they are going to need all the love and support they can get.

Hurt - Alec’s drunken rampage. Magnus’ Anxiety. Divorce.

Comfort - Pancakes, Vulnerability, Princeton Hoodie Acceptance & Luca Appreciation. 👌

Thank you always for your amazing work 🥰

🎶Elastic heart - Sia for Magnus motherfucking empowerment Bane but also Streets - Doja Cat because balance baby 💌

(if my posts are too much please tell me! I don’t want to overwhelm your ask box!)

I want to print this shit and put it on my fucking wall 😤😤😤😤

I love how much thought you’ve put into this. Honestly stunned 😭😭😭😭

PS - the duality of your songs >>>>

#tlnd #for later

[15fishes]

dystopian novel but its tumblr

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ok but can we seriously talk about how effed up things have gotten that people are actually being arrested for saying swears? like they aren’t that bad that peoples lives should be ruined over them…saying swears is a human right imo…

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no it’s literally not? why do you need to swear its literally vulgar and rude. how is not being able to say horrible words a human rights violation? Literally unalive yourself op.

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thats not the point of the post you idiot. of course nobody here is saying that saying swears is moral or justifiable. people who say swears like **** and **** should all be unalived immediately, what op is saying is that the oppressive right wing government is trying to control our minds using sanitatized shows like steven universe that have secret hidden homophobic messages so that they can have a perfect word and make us do their bidding like were all sims! its not about the swearing, god, get some reading comreheion. compernmientoln. copresenion. whatever I dont have to pander to this literate-normative society.

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prev obviously doesnt live in the US because saying g** is literally illegal too. “boo hoo we cant ssy swears anymore :(“ try living in the states for one day? honestly making a post like this is so insensitive like. did anyone here even consider that its harder for me? did you even remember america when you were making this post? non-americans are so selfish.

☹️thebananamuffinman🔁theblueberrymuffinman

pretty sure op is actually referencing when in 2036 over half the population of america all collectively shouted “****” in protest and then a bunch of people briefly went to jail? obviously op is opposing the new laws theyre only saying that that one time in america was pretty messed up…

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WHAT!?! what are you all talking about!?! I am literally word for word saying that yes!!! I think people should be able to swear!!! why not?

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lol. “why not” ha. are you actually that stupid op? do you even understand the extend of the damage that swearing has done? my grandma literally UNALIVED herself because somebody sweared infront of her. how can you be so brain unalive that you cant see the harm of words that were literally INVENTED to be bad?

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killed.

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…what?

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not unalived. killed.

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excuse you? this is the sort of disgusting stuff that comes from opposing the law. it starts with wanting to swear and in less than five seconds op is BLANTANLY advocating for unaliving people

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STOP SAYING UNALIVED IM LOSING MY MIND. KILL. DEATH

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are we just going to ignore the absolutely insane rant at the beginning of this post or…??

✨cutegirlnamedpencilcase🔁flowersandcutekitties

if you reblogged a post with vulgar language like this you’re actually part of the problem. block and unfollow me.

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you literally just reblogged it fuck off

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lol op got unalived by tumblr RIP BOZO

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BREAKING!! EVERYONE REBLOG THIS VERSION OF THE POST OR ELSE IM BLOCKING YOU!!! NEW LAW JUST DROPPED THAT PROPOSES BANNING LEARNING HOW TO READ FOR KIDS 10 AND YOUNGER!! EVERYONE CALL THEIR REPRESENTATIVES!!!!!!!

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im killingmyself for real this time

#tw s****** #illprobably get banned again for this but meh i want to add another digit to my name anyways #DONT check the notes btw lgbterfs (lgbt exclusionary radical feminists) found this post :( #also whats up with that guy who ships the soccer players lol i read some of his fics and its just like all really erotic dentist visits #im kinda into it

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[hihighimdad]

August 9, 2023

Hi. My name is _____. I'm not telling you my real name. Not here. Here is where I let my thoughts, emotions, paranoia, and whatever else goes on in my head roam free. And I have a lot of those dying to come out.

This is a new adventure for me but not an unfamiliar one. I've been down this blog path before, but it was nearly 15 years ago which means I was 15 years dumber at the time. Is there really a difference between 15 years ago and now, though? Absolutely not. I'm still an idiot and will always be one, and this will all be obviously apparent if someone, somewhere out there, has the unfortunate luck of stumbling upon this. I feel sorry for you.

Current mood: drained, dark, heavy. Also a bit confused.

Lately I've noticed a significant dip in my mental health. I do have a list of possible causes, but to be honest it can be a combination of some, all, or even none of them. I'm not entirely sure anymore but I'll go ahead and list them anyway:

My job. How very surprising. I work in Human Resources (yes, that's the culprit right there, officer), where everyone hates you all the time unless they fucked around too much and found out, and now they're in big trouble. That's when they start trying to be your friend, telling you how much of a "rockstar" you are and they "appreciate you so, so much!" Fuck. Off. They also don't pay attention to Harassment Prevention Training (or, sometimes, don't even attend the training or respond to your emails), but will be the first ones to get offended by something trivial and stupid. I hope you all sue the fuck out of each other.

My mother-in-law. Let me first start by saying that I actually get along with her, but lately it's been rough. She has a lot of flaws herself, as we all do, but her main flaw is being a narcissist. "A textbook narcissist," as my husband will say. Of course, he'll never say that to her face and we never will. She wouldn't even believe it if we did, so it will always be a lost cause. Last night, she just told me I needed to write down, on a piece of paper, what I want to manifest. Then I needed to burn that piece of paper outside, and the ashes will fly into a portal where all of my manifested dreams will come true. She told me I needed to do this so that I can have a baby... that's actually a perfect segue into the next possible cause:

Infertility. I've learned a lot about this struggle over the past 3 years and I want to apologize to every single person I've said "OMG are you pregnant?!" or "when are you two having a baby?" or "don't worry, your time will come" to. I am so sorry I assumed this was easy. I'm so sorry I was naïve and insensitive. Now, I loathe those comments, but it's also difficult to make them understand why I feel the way I do because they never will unless they experience it themselves. The best days are the days when you think you could be pregnant. Call it hope, delusion, or a last chance to be positive, but when you lose yourself in this world, you can also lose your rationality. Sort the signs: PMS or early pregnancy? Can discharge signal pregnancy? Implantation bleeding vs. period. Pregnancy signs with irregular periods. We've got to add what others have experienced, too. You got your common nausea/vomiting symptoms. Others say they knew they were pregnant because they started craving certain foods out of nowhere. There's also fatigue, maybe. You know, symptoms of pregnancy that can also be associated with signs of stress? Symptoms that are so easily susceptible to the placebo effect? These are the best days, and I say that very delicately because they're actually not the best days. They're not even good days. It's an imaginary light at the end of the tunnel; it's not real. A mirage. Also I'm sure I don't have to explain what the worst days are.

My never-ending battle with weight. Ok, I know this one I can change, but goddamn is it so fucking difficult to. How many years has it been now, since I wanted to lose weight? Almost 20 years? I remember I was still in high school. What makes me sad is that back then, I could've just lost 20 pounds and called it a day. I would've been at my goal weight. 5 years later, I could've lost 30 pounds to reach my goal weight. Or 35 pounds. Or 40. Today, the most I've lost during this attempt is 38 pounds, and I wasn't even halfway. I desperately need something, something that lets me disassociate from food or makes me hate it. I don't want to want food anymore.

I'm sure I have a lot more possible causes I can list, but I need to stop it here for today. I still have to get some work done. My laptop is lagging. I'm tired. I'm interested in how long I can do this for before I abandon it like any other personal project I've started. I also want to see a psychologist or psychiatrist or whoever can diagnose me. I'm convinced that depression and anxiety are not the only things going on in my head.

[poisonedwell]

today i had an opportunity to be petty and i didn’t take it

#i'm tired so i don't really want to get into it #but the very basic summary is i had a chance to call out the professor i really should have reported #and to call her out without any chance of consequences unless she was willing to out herself as an insensitive idiotic human #and i had it all written out and i legiterally thought 'u kno wat i'm gonna be the bigger person' and just deleted it and wrote smthn else #first of all cheesy as fuck bc i've had to be the bigger person my entire life #because apparently it's my job to pick up the slack whenever everyone decides to treat me like shit #like i've had this ridiculous moral standard put on me my whole life where every1 can do what they want 2 me but if i get mad abt it im evil #but idk #i think it feels different here because i actually had a choice in the matter #i think when i am actually given a genuine choice in whether or not to be a douchebag i am actually a really forgiving person?? #i only really flip the fuck out when i have exactly zero options left in terms of how to proceed with the relationship #yea this prof was a bitch but it's not the end of the world #i still have options in terms of dealing with her that don't include the nuclear option #so there's no good reason to be a bitch here because it's really not that deep #yelling at a wall tag

[elizabeethan]

The Swan and her Handler

Emma Swan was cursed, and the only way to break it is with True Love's Kiss. Try breaking a curse with True Love's Kiss when you're a damn swan.

Yes, it's true, I've written a CS AU based on Walnut the Crane, a crane who fell in love with her handler. I'm ashamed at how idiotic this is. It’s by far the dumbest thing I've ever written in all my life. It’s nothing more than crack written in about an hour, un-betaed and barely edited. Sorry, and you’re welcome.

Rated T for language

~2000 words

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These damn idiots can’t get anything right. It was bad enough when Emma showed up on their doorstep with perfectly clear care instructions that were completely ignored, but now they keep trying to get her to reproduce as if she’s some kind of zoo animal. 

  Of course, given her current living situation, it does make at least a tiny bit of sense. 

  Ever since the curse, Emma has been stuck in a wildlife refuge and has been unable to get any of her stupid caretakers to figure out how to help her. She knows exactly what she needs, but unfortunately, no one here speaks swan and she can’t exactly hold a pen. Her care instructions were translated upon her transformation, so the one thing that could have helped her now looks like chicken-- er, swan scratch. 

  “She needs a mate,” one of the jack asses points out. “She’ll probably want to mate for life.”

  True, she thinks, although, not with any of the stinky fluff balls you have sent my way.  

  First it was Neal. He tried to mate with her, so she killed him. Last week, they put Walsh in her enclosure, and she pecked at him violently until they took pity on him and sent him to the medical unit. 

  Although today seems different, because her newest caretaker has shown up, and she realizes that he just might be exactly what she’s been looking for. 

Emma Swan, unfortunately very appropriately named, requires a mate who can break her curse, True Loves Kiss the only thing that can bring her back to her truest form as a human adult woman. And when the new dark haired, stunning eyed veterinarian comes strutting into her enclosure, she hurries towards him to get a closer look at his name tag. 

  He jumps away, making some comment about her being fiery , and she blushes, squawking at him as she tries to get closer. Killian , it reads, and if she had lips and not a bill, she would smile. 

  “We think she’s depressed,” the stupid one with the big eyes says. “She’s killed every mate we’ve tried to pair her with.” 

  Good, she thinks. I must have done more damage on Walsh than I initially thought.  

  “You’re just misunderstood, aren’t you, love?” the angel-man asks, making her squawk in agreement. She thinks she could make this quick, this man obviously understanding her horrible twist of fate, so she lunges for him once more, trying hard to kiss his hand and hoping beyond hope that it will transform her back into the woman she's supposed to be. No more feathers, she prays. 

  He exclaims again, jumping and complaining of his hand hurting as she pecks him, so she rolls her eyes and squawks angrily. “Alright, darling,” he says with his hands up, his smooth, accented voice making her heart flutter inside her chest. Her breast? She knows very little about swan anatomy, despite having been turned into one. “Perhaps she’s stressed about her environment. Have you tried giving her a dark, quiet place to nest?” 

  “Not yet,” the dumbass admits. 

  The handsome one, Killian, a name she could get used to rolling off of her tongue, steps away from her, so she hurriedly follows. “Perhaps here in this corner will do.” 

  I would love to spend time in a dark corner with you, she thinks, giving the man what she hopes is a salacious smirk. She watches appreciatively as he sits down, crossing his legs as he starts to fiddle with some sticks as if she would be interested in them. Rather than helping him to make a nest out of the twigs and leaves, she plops herself right in his lap, nestling herself into his crossed legs and gazing up at his beautiful features, earning a smile from him. 

  “There we are, love,” he says happily, clearly surprised that she chose to plant herself upon him, although he shouldn't be. Just look at him, for god’s sake. “Comfortable?” 

  She squawks loudly, making him cringe, then fluffs her feathers in an attempt to gussy herself up for him. If she’s going to earn True Love’s Kiss from this perfect specimen, she’s going to have to work for it. The man chuckles as he looks down at her-- is he gazing? -- and lifts his hand slowly, placing a finger gently upon the top of her head and petting back down her neck, sending a chill down her spine, at least she thinks it’s her spine. She pushes her head towards him again, demanding more attention in an effort to get him to fall for her. It shouldn’t take long; she’s very enchanting. 

  “She’s never been this calm,” the dumb one says, making her snap her head towards him with a glare, shouting at him in disapproval. Killian shushes her soothingly, his finger softly stroking along her stupid feathers once more and making her shut her eyes. 

  “She just needed a bit of attention, it seems.” 

  “We’d best be careful,” someone else says, the bookworm who always thinks she knows everything about swan science. Of course, she probably knows more than Swan Emma. “We wouldn’t want her to imprint on you ,” she seems to joke. 

  “That’s quite alright, isn’t it love?” he asks her, essentially giving her permission to fall in love with this handsome bastard. 

  He comes by a few times a week for the next several months, each time sitting with her in her tiny, dirty nest and not seeming to care that his pants get soiled. She’s always careful to do her business elsewhere, making sure that her prince can sit in comfort when he arrives. She gets angry with him when he brings someone new, a sickly looking male named Graham who she assures is not welcome, so Killian gives up trying to get her to mate with someone. For some reason, they're concerned about her procreating, but she can assure everyone that she will not be giving birth to a damn swan baby while she’s under this curse. 

  One day, when Killian visits near the end of his shift, he’s finally alone, leaving behind the dumb one and the book worm and giving her all of the attention she desires as his strong hand softly pets along her soft feathers. She can’t wait to get rid of these stupid feathers. 

  “You’re quite funny,” he remarks as the sun starts to set. “Unlike any swan I’ve ever met.”

  She squawks at him-- I’m not a damn swan-- and he smiles. “Quire the personality. It always seems like you’re trying to communicate with me.” 

  Yes, you stupid handsome man, that’s exactly right! She tries to nod, lifting and dropping her head in quick succession and making the beauty laugh. She nudges her head against his hand in demand of more pets. 

  “What is it you want me to know, darling?” he asks gently, his voice soft and soothing and deep. 

  She groans, a sound that comes out like a pained cry, and his face shifts. “Are you alright, love?” 

  In pure frustration, Emma drops her head against the man’s chest, likely assaulting him with how badly she smells like bird shit, and he chuckles again, letting his hand run along her feathers some more. “There, there. I know life as a swan must be difficult. All you seem to want is for someone to listen.” 

  She looks up, hoping that her expression conveys her complete and utter irritation at the fact that he’s literally hitting the nail on the head and yet he has no idea. 

  “Such a personality,” he says again. “I’ve got to head home now, love. I’m looking forward to having Chinese for dinner. Perhaps I'll bring you an eggroll tomorrow, or is that insensitive?” 

  She squawks, half because she’s laughing, and half because she would quite literally kill another potential mate for an eggroll. Wanting to beg him not to go, she gives him her best sad face through her inability to emote, and nestles her head against his palm one more time. 

  “I’ll sneak you one, love,” he laughs, and as he does, he finally, finally , leans down towards her, and plants his stupid, dumb, lucious lips upon the top of her stinky bird head. 

  Cramps start to run through her whole stupid bird body, the same ones she felt when she was cursed on Halloween decades ago. He stands, not seeming to notice her pain and discomfort until he’s a few steps away, and he turns back around. “Swan, are you alright?” he asks, as if she could answer, and she shouts back at him wordlessly. 

  She praises whatever gods might be listening as she feels things start to change, her feathers shedding as her skin is exposed to the chilly fall air. The webbing between her toes retracts, her legs turning flesh colored rather than that horrifying orange. Her bill turns back into her nose and mouth, preparing her to smooch her savior rather than peck at him. Finally, she’s back!

  “Bloody fucking hell,” Killian breathes as he stares on, Emma transforming back into her old self, laying in a heap on the ground as she brushes off the dirt and twigs and leaves. 

  “You did it,” she praises before clearing her throat, raw from misuse after all these years. She grins at him as she’s been wanting to since they met, and is met with a horrified, shocked look on his face. His jaw is gaping, his eyes wide as they catch the light of the setting sun. “I knew you would.” 

  “What the fuck?” 

  “You broke the curse,” she says happily, standing up and exposing her nude form to him, cursing the lack of feathers although she vowed she never would. Immediately, he removes his jacket, despite his shock still clearly running through him, and hands it to her. 

  “I did what now?”

  “I was cursed. Why do you think I was such a miserable swan?” 

  He’s looking around, his mouth snapping shut and dropping open in succession as he tries to process the fact that there was a swan in the enclosure just a second ago, and now there’s a frankly beautiful, naked woman standing before him. “You were cursed,” he says doubtfully. 

  “Yes, I was. An evil witch cursed me on Halloween decades ago and I've been stuck in that infernal bird form ever since. All I needed was True Love’s Kiss to break it, but imaging trying to fall in love with someone as a damn bird.” 

  “So you… you fell in love… with me…?” 

  “Obviously,” she smiles, taking a step towards him on shaky legs, tripping and falling into his waiting arms as he catches her, careful not to grope her, although she isn’t sure she would mind. “And you broke the curse, so… Do I have to tell you what that means?”

  “I-- I’m having a lot of trouble processing the fact that I've evidently been in love with a swan for months.” 

  “Well, my name is Emma Swan, so you can be in love with a Swan for the rest of your life, if you’d like.” 

  “Emma,” he murmurs, staring into her eyes and smiling when he seems to recognize her. She’s never been able to see herself in the mirror, because the book worm was worried she would attack it, but based on the way he’s staring, she would guess that the evil witch let her keep her eyes. “Do you know it just happens to be Halloween tonight?”

  “Kismet,” she says softly, gazing up at him. He lifts his hand like he did while she was planted in his lap, and she’s finally able to feel his calloused finger along the skin of her cheek, then of her neck, just as he had done before. 

  “Aye,” he agrees. “The spirit of the holiday does make this whole thing a bit easier to accept.” 

  “Yeah,” she says dismissively. “Now take me home. I was promised an eggroll and I haven't eaten anything but grass and stale bread in almost thirty years.”

~~~~

Tagging (with apologies):

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#Captain Swan #Captain swan fanfic #cs fanfic #the swan and her handler #cs ff #the swan ff #cs crack #crack fic

[epickiya722]

Okay, I have yet to watch Turning Red, but I can't stand hearing about the hate it gets because it touches on menstruation (among other things).

From my knowledge, the movie doesn't make it a joke about going through that time of the month. That's probably what's making all these dudebros and other idiots upset.

For years, YEARS, periods have been put into a joke in any media and making people who do have to go through that time uncomfortable and ashamed. When I was younger, I always felt embarrassed about having periods because of how much it's been as a joke. How much media has a boy playing with tampons or hitting a girl with the "Aaaah, PMS" bit. It wasn't until I hit my adult years that I decided "No, it's not embarrassing. It's natural. My body has to go through this." I stopped caring about being ashamed and more about my well-being and the well-being of others who have to go through the same thing.

Dudebros are mad because for once they can't laugh and put down the females (and others) with another joke. This movie didn't give them that ammo. They can't go "Ha ha! You have to go through a period! You have PMS!!"

They're mad because they're about to lose all that ammo they had before.

It bothers me even more these are GROWN ass men mad about this movie for that. You're mad because, admit it, you can't laugh at us anymore.

My brothers know what periods are. But have they ever made fun of me and my sisters for it? NO. My dad isn't afraid to walk into a store, pick up a pack of pads, purchase and walk out.

Some people understand that periods isn't a joke matter. It just how the body works and it can be dangerous. Oh, yeah. Having a period can be life risking. It is possible for someone to kick the bucket because of menstruation. And the fact that media and dudebros make fun of us for it hurts. It's insulting to shame someone for something they can't control.

It really fucking sucks how insensitive people are and just how upset they are over a movie that's not even targeted towards them.

And parents complaining about periods being an adult topic and shouldn't be in a kid's movie?

Last time I checked, periods start when we are CHILDREN, not fucking 30. How in the absolute hell is that an adult topic?! That's just how the body works, Karen. Your daughter's body is just going through human nature. What? You're gonna sue pads now because you have to tell her what periods are while she's 13?

It's just real pathetic how much hate this movie is getting for being a movie for girls in this era and others in previous eras to enjoy.

If you're a dudebro and a parent who thought the movie was in the wrong for talking about periods and you're reading this, grow the fuck up.

#turning red #tw periods

[tobeornottotc]

WE BEST LOVE RANT- warning probably is insensitive or whatever but I just had to get it out!

Wasn’t going to complain but I had to because y’all are just filling up the whole tag, the whole drama list, everywhere with negativity about every single thing. If i’m reading the show’s outlines right then look. It’s a trope done before but it’s one that’s important to see. Shide likes to deal with problems on his own because that’s how he grew up, the father probably gave him a different option to end up with Shuyi later, which is to wait until he becomes the owner of his fathers company, Shuyi is on the verge of being promoted to his father’s role hence why the company acquisition storyline is important, but shareholders and others are looking for ways to get rid of him, its why he’s so pressured to fire these people with no emotion, the father probably believed their relationship won’t last, and won’t be worth the eyes on Shuyi looking for reasons to get rid of him. Shide’s promise to the father probably was to back of until that’s sorted which is why immediately he reunites with Shuyi he understands his anger but pretends like everything is normal (because he doesn’t think they’ve broken up, they’re just on a pause for a while), I don’t think he knows about the cheating misunderstanding if he did he would have acted more desperately he just thought Shuyi will have a hard time understanding and would be angry he just didn’t expect him to be so heartbroken since he sent him messages telling him there’s a reason and he should wait. It’s still stupid but Shide wanted a desperate way to let the dad accept him and Shuyi, and to protect Shuyi’s future as ceo, he didn’t want any issues for Shuyi. 

As stupid as the story is; it was very Shide to be a noble idiot and do this so people complaining about how tired the trope is, we best love didn’t promise to be a new unique outstanding different BL calm the fuk down. It’s just a normal BL using the same tropes written well and acted well. People all of a sudden shouting and complaining is just so exhausting like stop watching the show if you don’t like watching the same tropes over and over again. Or accept that tropes can be repeated and still be interesting, it’s not lazy writing, it’s not problematic writing because the characters are all humans, they can be flawed, they can make mistakes, the fu*king can act in a way that has already been told to us that they act in, so why are people making people feel bad for wanting to enjoy a good BL? Urgh. 

I get that the couch scene is non consensual, I get that we all want PC culture and we want things to be shown that way. It is not okay that the music used was romantic, however the couch scene is not meant to be seen as romantic, it’s not meant to be seen as something that is wanted. Shide is broken at that moment and his most worst angry version of himself, it’s not an excuse, but it’s understandable. And yes I’m allowed to understand why the characters act the way they’re acting, like they have been separated for 5 FUCKING YEARS so there’s a lot of angst, pain, anguish, automatic longing, toxicity that is brewing between them but this is not SURPRISING. The show isn’t saying to anyone this is right? No one is applauding the fact that they slept together because it’s not a good thing. But everyone who’s making people feel bad for wanting to like a scene that represented a predictable character action that was going to happen one way or another, like just stop! No one is bad or a pervert, or wrong for wanting to say that scene was good writing, no one is bad for wanting to say that scene was acted well, no one should feel guilty or messed up in the head for understanding why that scene happened. 

Second to all the people feeling triggered, I get you, I understand why non/dubious consent is an issue believe me i understand but at the same time it has been warned time and time again that the 15 minute couch scene was going to be bad, the actors themselves has said it, the tags have been filled with it, it was obvious this was going to happen, if you get triggered by stuff like this, and you know you get triggered by this why watch? why choose to come to the episode and watch, you had time to stop if it triggers you so badly, I’m sorry for being insensitive but I’m also a victim of this so i’m also being insensitive to my self,  and I didn’t get triggered, cause I understood why it is was written this way but if I knew this would be a problem i would have listened to the warnings and just backed off. 

For everyone else? I mean how else do you think these two were going to confront what they feel when there’s alcohol involved? There’s reasons why the writer used alcohol as a tool to break down Shide, Shide is problematic already and this is him being that way amped up because he has no control. I am not defending ass*ult, or non consent, but I’m tired with all the people who keep saying the people who understand why this scene is written are what’s wrong with the world because god forbid we don’t want to end the show, and send hate repeatedly and negativity because we feel uncomfortable but expected to feel uncomfortable since the beginning of this show? This scene is not a shock?  This might be problematic to some people and you can think whatever you want to think about me, but this tag has been really annoying, everywhere apart from weibo and maybe twitter, is just negativity. Just tiring and this is not just about the comments about the scene, or the ass*ult, its more than that, everyone is having a fu*king problem with everyTHINg.  Jesus. 

will probably delete this later. 

#we best love #we best love: fighting mr. 2nd #fighting mr.2nd #fighting mr second #bl series #bl drama #shi de x shu yi #gao shide

[blametheeditor]

David’s New Pet

Warnings: David being a grade-A douche bag. Mentions of people being treated as pets or pests. Cursing. Mistreatment of others. Mentions of death. Mentions of murder. Mentions of someone being an orphan. Mentions of someone not wanting to adopt someone. Someone having the lack of sympathy or apathy. Someone being extremely insensitive.

I have no intentions of making the situation something to not take seriously. I mean no harm with how I’ve written it. Just be warned it has trigger warnings.

Run Down: Will admit, this is fairly old writing, but I wanted to throw it, so have and angsty (though only semi-angsty???) David getting a new pet!

I absolutely refuse to write the entire stories that come after this.

____________________

“Why are you always trying to get stepped on?”

David glares down at the human standing before him.

“Definitely not helping with the fact I think your species can’t even think past what animals do.”

He can’t see the minuscule expression, the form not even three inches tall, but frankly he couldn’t care less.

“And I will never understand why you think you deserve to even stand in my office. I’ll just be spraying pesticides to finally get rid of you pests.”

The business man raises an eyebrow when Fritz doesn’t say anything, doesn’t even move. Asshole, thinking he can get away with something like this and not pay the consequences. Of course the redhead is valuable, an exceptional coder who completes every task no matter what time restraint the giant gives.

The only real problem is the brilliant worker William Afton had on hand to be transferred between the restaurants of Freddy Fazbear’s is human. A lowly creature who doesn’t contribute anything but taking up vital parts of this world. Gives nothing to society, annoying beyond belief as he’s forced to watch his steps when walking around his own office of a business he owns.

“Are you even listening?” David demands, growling down at the unmoving teenager. Which, by the way, isn’t even in uniform.

Idiotic waste of his time. “As long as you’re here, I might as well have you do the one thing you’re not completely useless for.”

Again there’s no response as the giant carelessly walks ‘around’ the human and calls for Lefty. With that he ignores everything, phone out to text people who should actually exist in this fucked beyond repair world, leaning against his desk and ordering flyers and party supplies.

Finally the black bear appears in the office doorway. “Mr. Harrison, why is Mr. Smith crying?”

David hesitates, glancing up from his screen. “I don’t give a shit, frankly. I need him to update your coding on a new song, however, and him wanting to sob for no goddamn reason isn’t my problem.”

“And why is Mr. Smith here when he isn’t scheduled for today?”

...because he is?

“Fritz,” the business man snaps, growing exceptionally pissed off when he realized the human was apparently in his office just because. “Explain.”

“...my mum, my mum is dead.”

One less pest in this world, now that is good news.

“Condolences,” is said with an eye roll. And just why the hell does this have him receiving an unnecessary and unwanted visit?

“And I, I don’t have anyone that’s family here, here in the United States. So, so I’m getting put in the...the foster system.”

David grows still at that, listening to the strained voice making sure the sobs don’t escape even with the obvious pain.

“It’s been, really has been, been such a pleasure working for you, Mr. Harrison. But, but where I’m going, I’ll be...I’ll be unable to work for you any longer.”

The redhead slumps in despair at that, as if preparing to be stepped on, kicked or flicked across the room. Treated like the pest the giant before him has always claimed he is. Now that he’s useless, he’s bothering a successful man just because.

No shadow descends upon him, however.

...well, uh.

David glances back down at who’s about to be his former employee.

This is good. Great. He’s getting rid of a little pest he technically had been forced into hiring, having wanted to switch a pathetic human even if the giant coder wasn’t even 1% as good as Fritz. No more watching his step, making the world right again.

“When?”

He pretends not to notice the choked sob from the question. “They, they said if you need, need the standard two weeks to, to get another person to...to take my position-”

“You’re easily replaceable, human.”

David is only given a nod.

“Yes, Mr. Harrison.”

“You may go.”

Fritz sprints as fast as possible out of the business man’s office, wiping tears away as he runs, exiting into the hallway and continuing, needing to get out of the restaurant.

...he’s leaving.

The giant waves away the animatronic that’s now useless to him at the moment to follow after the little insect like a goddamn puppy. Never will he understand why such a thing would occur, a giant bear who frankly looks like he’s happily murdered a few children interested in such a lowly being, but he can’t think about that.

Much more important things to do.

...leaving.

“Fritz!”

David growls when the human doesn’t appear.

“Fritz!”

Now he’s getting piss.

“FRITZ!”

“Mr. Harrison!”

...why the fuck does his coder sound like Happy?

That’s because the frog animatronic is the one speaking. Her purple eyes hold an emotion the business man doesn’t want to even comprehend. Doesn’t want to attempt to register that even ‘sentient’ like all the other dumbasses of so called ‘night guards’ claim shouldn’t be able to show any kind of emotions. Not when their mouths aren’t able to form anything outside of a permanent smile. Bitch face in Lefty’s case.

David waves a hand, clearly not in the mood. “Out. I called for-”

“Mr. Smith, I know.” Shit did the expression get stronger? “He’s gone, Mr. Harrison. Remember?”

...oh.

“The little pest should be here. Didn’t give me two goddamn weeks.”

“He offered two weeks, Mr. Harrison. You didn’t take it.”

“He’s an absolute asshole allowing his mother to-”

David stiffens when the frog was no longer listening, not even in his office doorway anymore. Fine, go cry to Orville and tell the bastard he’s ‘being insensitive’. He doesn’t care. More free-time for him.

...fuck.

“This is Scott Cawthon.”

“You’re a father, right?”

The giant stares into space before slowly, carefully pulling his phone in front of him, staring at the fact that the human. Hung. Up.

On him.

“Scott! You LITTLE-!”

“David, shut up before I send Vincent to kick your ass.” The eldest guard waits until the sound of a mouth opening is heard. “Don’t make me hang up again.”

“Adopt Fritz.”

“...yOU-!”

The business man holds his phone away from his face as it becomes clear the innocent human has been talking to Mike too much. Being the less superior race is one thing, but getting tainted by the Fucked Up Night Guard is an entirely new low.

“Are you done?”

Scott nearly screams again before forcing himself to stop. “You adopt Fritz.”

“YOU MOTHER-! WAIT DON’T YOU PULL THAT FUCKING PHONE AWAY OR I WILL SQUASH YOU LIKE THE BUG YOU ARE!”

“David, you will either adopt the kid, or hope he’ll forgive you for everything you’ve done to him-”

“Done for him.”

“-done to him and be willing to work for you after he turns eighteen in two years and therefore able to live alone and not have a guardianship. I adore him, I really do, but I have my own children.

“And never would I force him to live with me when he’s clearly attached to you.”

“Well then I hope you’re goddamn happy, Scott, because-” David freezes, slowly feeling his shoulders slump if only a millimeter. “What did you say?”

The human hangs up yet again. He’s not immediately greeted by the angry sound of a phone ringing, however.

Attached to him. One, Scott screwed himself by making it sound like Fritz is a pet. Two...

“Greg, you’re in charge.”

“Fritz Smith?”

Said teenager flashes a bright smile even as tears threaten to appear, thanking the woman.

Bye Mike. Bye Jeremy. Bye Caleb.

The tears start forming around his eyes, unable to stop them as he continues walking toward the room’s door and exit into the courthouse.

Bye Scott. Bye James. Bye Eggs.

The first time he walked out of the room a man, woman, and little girl had greeted him, his temporary foster family making sure he had food, a place to sleep, supervision.

Bye Vincent. Bye Mr. Afton.

Now he’s going to be adopted, taken far away, or with parents who don’t want him working.

Bye-

“Mr. Harrison!”

Fritz’s wide smile stays in place even with the giant clearly annoyed by his enthusiasm, those hazel eyes as big as his head narrowed into a glare.

“You’re not supposed to be happy to see me h-”

Mike doesn’t acknowledge the murderous look aimed toward him from elbowing the business man. Not with his answer to the dumbass being “Douche Bag, you’re about to adopt the little fucker. And these bastards won’t hand his ass over if you threaten him.”

I hate humans.

But fine! He’ll behave. Especially when Fritz is looking almost horrified instead of overjoyed. Technically only David’s allowed to be disgusted with people and insects.

“Adopting?” the teenager questions. “You’re adopting me?”

“As a guardian,” the business man states, allowing it to almost sound like a threat.

“Why the hell did you think I came here?”

“I thought, you wanted to see me off.”

An eyebrow raises. “Well by all means, if you’d like some other-”

“NO!”

Scott smirks as the human actually manages to shut the egotistical giant up, shock coating the man’s face at the panic of going with someone else. That’s when David screws himself over. “Even if it was Scott?”

The business man growls when someone who should be fearing him stepping on them says he wants to be with the superior being. Not that he can blame Fritz, clearly he’s the greatest person alive. But pests should fear him, not think he’ll be a wonderful little guardian.

Fuck this I should just leave.

“Fritz.”

David watches over crossed arms as a human behind the counter summons his apparent new charge. About to become charge. Live in his house, eat his food, fuck it up. Can’t forget that wonderful part.

But, his head nods when...green eyes? He doesn’t care, when Fritz looks up before signing to state he’s in agreement living with someone a hundred times his size. And after Scott and Mike sign, vowing the man is responsible enough to not crush the teenager, they’re waved goodbye.

…huh. So, Fritz is his now.

Gross.

“Come on. I’m not going to make sure you keep up so run or get left behind.”

“Yes, Mr. Harrison!”

#g/t #FNAF Bois #giant #tiny #trigger warning #tw foster care #tw death mention #tw #you know #I don’t think I ever posted this particular story anywhere #it was mostly a slightly angsty rant #but I hope it’s liked! #look I promise the David gets softer #after much angst…. #you have NO idea how many random and angsty stories I’ve writen with these two #MAYbe I’ll post ‘em one day #David’s New Pet #writing #BTE writing

[fanimesenseiwrites]

Asmo's Faux Pas

This story was inspired by a daily chat with Asmo. The chat, for those of you who haven't seen it, is just Asmo desperately apologizing for something. So it got me thinking, what could Asmo have done that would have the MC so pissed? This story also features my genderfluid MC.

What happens when Asmo tries to get the MC to do something they really don't wanna do?

Hoshiko threw the front door to the House of Lamentation open and then slammed it closed behind them.

"Why are we slamming doors?" Lucifer asked them, his tone vaguely admonishing. He was walking down the stairs as he did so.

Hoshiko stopped briefly to look and point at him. "Fuck you." They immediately turned and headed towards their room.

Lucifer was so taken aback that he couldn't immediately respond; but before he could follow after Hoshiko, Asmo ran into the house, also slamming the door open.

Lucifer narrowed his eyes at him. "Again, with the door slamming?"

Asmo looked up at him, looking panicked. "Sorry, sorry! Did you see which way Hoshiko went?"

"I believe they were going to their room."

"Okay!" He ran off in that direction.

"Hey!" Lucifer called after him and followed him quickly. "What did you do?"

Asmo chuckled nervously. "What makes you think I did anything?"

"Asmodeus," Lucifer's tone was icy, similar to when he was scolding Mammon.

Asmo shivered. "Okay, I upset Hoshiko but I'm trying to apologize, I swear!"

"You better fix this, if they run around pissed all week, I will be pissed."

"Yeah, yeah I get it!"

They ran into Hoshiko and Mammon talking in the hallway right in front of Hoshiko's room.

Hoshiko glanced at them when they walked up.

"Hey Mammon, do you wanna take a bath with me?" Hoshiko asked him loudly.

Mammon blushed. "Oh... uh..."

Asmo pouted. "Don't do that, you're just trying to make me jealous."

Hoshiko snapped their head towards Asmo. "You know what they say about assuming things, Asmodeus," their tone was cold as they said his full name.

Asmo shivered and pouted. "Please don't be like this," he pleaded as he walked over to them. 

"Like what? Righteously furious at your audacity?! Your insensitivity?! Your crass and crude behavior?!"

Asmo gasped. "I am never crude!"

Then Beelzebub walked in from the kitchen with a bag of chips. "Why are we yelling?" He asked in between mouthfuls of chips.

"Because Asmo tried to get me to have an orgy in the club!" Hoshiko revealed, still staring Asmo down.

Beel choked briefly on the chips he was eating.

Mammon's jaw dropped and his head snapped to Asmo.

"Asmodeus," Lucifer's tone was deadly.

Asmo blushed, now embarrassed. "Come on, it was just a misunderstanding..."

"No! A misunderstanding is ordering me the wrong drink, not intentionally luring other demons to our private room with the promise of sex with the Avatar of Lust and a human sorcerer... and Solomon wasn't there!"

"But you said-"

Hoshiko interrupted him. "Whatever I said, it wasn't "I want to engage in an orgy with you!" Much less in a public place!"

"We had a private room!"

"You're missing the point!"

Hoshiko had let themself get so worked up that an magical aura was oozing from their body and it could be felt throughout the whole house.

The other three brothers had come downstairs to investigate.

Mammon nudged Hoshiko when he noticed his other brothers.

"What?" They snapped at him.

Mammon flinched but then nodded towards his other brothers at the end of the hall. "Don't you think you're kinda worked up?"

Hoshiko looked at everyone and then took stock of themself. "Oh," they took a deep breath and the aura disappeared. "I'm so sorry, I didn't realize..."

Asmo stepped towards Hoshiko but they stepped back.

Asmo frowned.

"Asmodeus," Hoshiko's voice was cold and commanding. "Go to your room and think about what you've done."

Asmo whimpered but did as he was told, not as though he had a choice.

Hoshiko waited until he was out of sight before grabbing onto Mammon's arm.

He looked at them.

"I'm gonna collapse..." They told him shakily.

"What?" He was barely able to register what they said before their legs gave out from under them.

Beel swiftly scooped up Hoshiko before they had a chance to touch the ground.

The brothers all rushed to Hoshiko's side.

"What was all that?" Satan asked Hoshiko.

Hoshiko sighed and shook their head. "I got out of control... I was just so angry..."

Satan chuckled softly. "I understand that."

Hoshiko started to cry.

"Hey, don't cry. Asmo, totally deserved you yellin' at him," Mammon told them.

"But I yelled at him in the club too, in front of all those other people... he may be an idiot but he's still one of the seven rulers of hell, what if I ruined his reputation? He's supposed to be really powerful and me, some little nobody human brought him to his knees... I might've ruined him..." Hoshiko sniffled and wiped away their tears, though they kept coming.

"You're not nobody..." Mammon told them as he gripped their hand.

"You're too good," Beel told them as he squeezed them comfortingly.

Lucifer walked over to Hoshiko and wiped their tears with a handkerchief that he pulled from his breast pocket. "I appreciate your concern for Asmodeus, for my brother, but I assure you that he will be fine."

Hoshiko nodded and sniffed.

"I think it's best if you just rest and calm down for now."

"Yeah... can I have ice cream first?"

Lucifer chuckled. "Of course."

"Can I also have ice cream?" Beel asked.

Lucifer sighed. "Yes."

"Me too?" Mammon asked.

"Yes, everyone can have ice cream! Don't ask me again."

Hoshiko laughed.

They all headed into the kitchen to get some ice cream.

Beel set Hoshiko down on a stool when they got in there.

"You didn't have to carry me all the way in here, " Hoshiko told him.

Beel shrugged. "I was already holding you."

Lucifer got the ice cream out of the freezer, but he seemed to pull out way more than could fit in the freezer.

"... is there a pocket dimension the freezer?" Hoshiko asked jokingly.

"Yes, " Lucifer replied seriously.

"Oh..."

"Only I can open it, so someone doesn't eat all the ice cream."

Hoshiko looked at Beel but he was already digging into a carton of cookie dough ice cream.

Hoshiko chuckled and shook their head.

"Everyone has their own ice cream, so this also prevents anyone from eating anyone else's."

"Oh, well I don't-"

Lucifer handed them a carton of rocky road. "You don't what?"

Hoshiko grinned as they took it. "I love you."

Lucifer smirked. "I know."

Satan handed them a spoon.

"Thank you." They took it and started eating. "... I appreciate y'all. I hope you know that."

The brothers all looked at Hoshiko.

"We appreciate you too. You've done a lot for this family," Lucifer told them.

"You are family," Belphie corrected him.

Lucifer nodded. "That's right."

Hoshiko smiled at them and put the lid back on their ice cream. "I think I'm gonna go take a shower, I feel gross."

Lucifer took the ice cream from them and put it away. "Go relax, let us know if you need anything."

Hoshiko nodded and went to their room and showered. They were laying on their bed trying to relax when they got a text message from Asmo.

- Hoshiko! There's no need to ignore me is there?-

Hoshiko sighed and just stared at their phone.

-I really do regret what I did. I swear, you can take me at my word.-

Hoshiko scoffed and thought about how they should respond. 

Asmo texted them again before they could reply.

- Please, I can't stand being neglected.-

- You haven't blocked me have you???-

- Because I'd cry my own eyes out if you did that. Drown in my own tears.-

Hoshiko was trying to respond to him but couldn't do it faster than he was texting them.

- but not before storming into your room to... have a chat of course.-

- my door is locked- Hoshiko finally got a chance to respond.

- That's nothing that Beel can't handle for me-

-I don't think he'll help you right now.-

- Either way, it's a load off my mind that you hadn't blocked me! It's as if color has come flooding back into my once drab and sullen world!-

- I'm hungry now, would you like to go get something to eat with me?-

- I'm not hungry- Hoshiko replied.

-I know that's not true because we didn't eat dinner.-

Hoshiko scowled at their stomach when it growled, betraying how they really felt.

Hoshiko was surprised when they didn't get another text message from Asmo. They started to text him first until there was knock at their door.

"Hoshiko?" Asmo's voice came from the other side of the door.

Hoshiko got up from the bed and walked over to the door, but didn't respond.

"I really am sorry. I took advantage of your kindness and didn't take your feelings into account before making a decision. I really realized that once you blew up on me. I just want you to know that from the bottom of my heart, I apologize... is there any way you can forgive me? I don't think I could handle butting heads with you for the rest of my life... why, it'd be a fate worse than death!" He chuckled but he still sounded sad.

Hoshiko started to cry quietly.

"So what do ya say? Can I take you out to eat to apologize? I want to go back to the way things were..."

"Asmo..." Hoshiko sobbed.

"Can I have one more chance? Please? I swear, I only need one."

Hoshiko opened the door to look at him, tears in their eyes.

"I'm sorry I yelled at you in the club."

Asmo chuckled and wiped the tears from his own eyes. "You're sorry? I'm the one at fault here."

"I felt bad about yelling at you in front of people and all your brothers said I was too nice," Hoshiko laughed but was still crying.

Asmo moved to wipe Hoshiko's tears. "Are you hiding a halo and wings somewhere? Because you're an angel."

Hoshiko hugged him. "I forgive you."

Asmo hugged back and squeezed them. "I'm truly glad that you've decided to give me another chance."

"... my life would be dull without you in it as well," Hoshiko told him.

"Oh you're so sweet, I could just eat you up!" Asmo kissed their forehead.

Hoshiko chuckled. "I love you so much."

"I love you too, Hoshiko," Asmo told them as he stroked their cheek.

"... you really wanna treat me to dinner?" Hoshiko asked.

"Yes. Whatever it takes to get back on your good side," Asmo told them.

"I just wanna go to Hell's Kitchen, is that cool?"

Asmo nodded. "Sounds perfect."

Hoshiko grinned and kissed his chin.

Asmo smiled and kissed Hoshiko.

They kissed back as they gripped Asmo's blouse.

"I think you were only mad at me for a couple hours but I would've thought it was a lifetime..." Asmo told Hoshiko.

Hoshiko chuckled. "It's all water under the bridge now."

Asmo nodded with a radiant smile. "Come on, let's go eat."

Hoshiko nodded and held his hand.

Asmo kissed their hand before leading them out of the house.

#I don't get a lot of inspiration for Asmo so I really like this one actually #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me fanfic #my work #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me mc #my obey me mc #Hoshiko Higure #asmo and mc #asmo x mc

[angelhummel]

the last time i posted about how calling blaine abusive is insensitive to survivors of abuse i got some idiot in my inbox being all "well maybe abusive victims know what red flags to look for" and i'm still thinking about it because it's so fucking ridiculous to me. i don't mean to be insensitive or belittle anyone's experiences, but projecting them onto kurt/blaine by making kurt a victim of blaine's abuse doesn't sit right with me. your experiences don't change the fact that blaine was never written to be an abusive character. like.... do whatever you want in fanfic, who gives a fuck, but don't try and convince people that blaine was abusive because he 1000% was not.

fucking up a relationship a couple of times, largely thanks to your literal mental illness = abusive. like is that not what it boils down to

also i know it's not that deep but also yes it is. and yes these are fictional characters blah blah blaghjlkdfgjks who cares BUT. the fact that people will look at two boys who have not even spent two decades on this earth yet. who are kids and who are marginalized and this is their very first relationship ever in their lives. and expect things to be perfect?? no one can fuck up, no one can hurt the other's feelings, or have their feelings hurt. there can be no arguments. no mistakes. like the bar is in fucking outer space, of course you think klaine can't reach it lmao

true love is only ever pretty and perfect. it's cuddling and going on dates and telling the other how much you love them. you never fight, there are no communication issues. also obviously love is a cure all for mental illness so if blaine was really in love with kurt, how still be sad?? proof klaine toxic!

but anyway. blaine was fucking 16-19 throughout the show. he made mistakes bc he's literally a teenager and human being. and also! he knew he fucked up! and eventually went to therapy to get help with his issues! bc his problems were largely internal and getting help with them meant helping his whole relationship. and kurt did the same. bc they're both flawed and they both needed help. and they both got it bc they love each other and their relationship is worth it. case closed idk what else to say lol

#glee #blaine anderson #klaine #asks #answered #my thoughts #anonymous