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thetimelordbatgirl · 2 months

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Live Action Last Airbender really said in order to get rid of the sexism, some other sexism had to take its place but unlike Sokka learning sexism was bad, the new sexism is never addressed and treated like its okay.

#rip suki girl just became a prop in live action to sokka's writing that episode #to the point she actually lets him win a fight against her just cause awww poor little baby got his manhood hurt by suki easily beating him #earlier on in the episode that was already suki trying to help cause again his manhood feels hurt #because...yes its a girls job apparently to help a man when he feels emasculated #like god remember how in animated suki wins easily against sokka in training cause hes being cocky and thinks girls cant fight still #to the point when she beats him you can just hear 'FLAWLESS VICTORY' as she waves her fan in her face #and when he does beat her its because he trained with her and therefore knows how to win #and we see actual character with suki when like sokka she also doesnt like her pride being hurt #and also she checks him out shirtless because yeah....they also reduce her to a love interest i hate it here #june flirts with iroh for some reason....instead of just removing it if they didnt want iroh to flirt with her #because i guess a girl doing the fliriting with the not interested man is a good swap???#and dont get me started on katara they mascared her in live action #shes just bland now in live action because femainity bad according to netflix #and also doesnt even get told she can study with aang and co no she just becomes an instant master after beating pakku #because....girlboss #well i say study with aang and co but he dont even learn waterbending here lmao

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rubydubydoo122 · 5 months

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I saw someone say a while ago that Jason attacking Tim at Titans Tower was just Tim hallucinating bc he was feeling guilty about being Robin even though Jason's not dead. Which is great, amazing, I think the whole Titans Tower thing is Bonkers, but I think it would be so much funnier if Jason tried to Gaslight Tim into believing the Titans Tower incident never happened, not because he's like evil, he's just super embarassed about it. like Or Tim did actually hallucinate Jason at TT but thinks it was real, so when he tells Jason about it, Jason's so fucking confused, and Tim thinks Jason's Gaslighting him

Tim: Remember that time when you broke into Titans Tower and beat me half to death while wearing a Robin costume from party city

Jason: What? Tim, I know i'm crazy, but I'm not...Insane.

Tim, pulling down his collar: I literally have the scar to prove it

Jason: Bruce told me that was from Clayface pretending to be me, which, might I just say rude. Tim... are you ok? Did you hallucinate me attacking you? like, I know I've done that before, but...

Tim, frowning: I don't think I hallucinating. I was benched for a while after because I had to recover-

Jason: well, you were benched around the time I was dropping hints that I knew who Bruce was outside of Batman, he probably just benched you to keep you safe. You probably were working too many cases with too little sleep and your imagination started to run wild.

Tim: Are you gaslighting me?

Jason: Are you gaslighting me?

#jason todd #tim drake #titans tower #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #schrodinger #they argue about it for eternity #but neither of them check the footage #because they think the argument's so silly #they also never ask Bruce #it would be so easily solved #but if they ask somone they're someone's gonna get in big trouble #Bruce: Jason why are you gaslighting Tim?#Bruce: Tim you need to get more sleep or I'm benching you #Jason honestly doesn't remember a lot from his fresh back to gotham era because he just represses it #so he really doesn't know either #and he's scared to know if it's actually true or not

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electoons · 1 month

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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh wait no i forgot j'zargo wants the position and actively wishes you were dead so he can be archmage #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(update to clarify the princess is enthir. short king scored a 6'5“ dommy mommy orc with the biggest strap in tamriel congratulate him NOW)#(huge W for the bisexual mer community #L for skyrim as a whole because they were both already insufferable enough on their own and now theyre making each other worse)

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gay-little-izzet · 2 months

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Bloomburrow planeswalkers… but make it Root

I love this style a lot, and I think I did a decent job of emulating it ☺️

#I think they’re mostly vagabond archetypes #but Liliana just has her own faction of undead woodland creatures #because she’s a girlboss like that #mtg #root board game #ral zarek #jace beleren #nissa revane #the wanderer #kaito shizuki #liliana vess #my art

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ecoterrorist-katara · 2 months

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you don’t have to be a Zutara shipper to dislike Ka/taang

Most of my irl friends are not shippers and the word “Zutara” does not exist in their vocabulary, but they think Ka/taang is weird. Because a prepubescent boy with a teenage girl is weird. He’s a child. She’s a teenager. Anyone who stops and thinks about what they were like at twelve vs fourteen knows those were some long years.

I started getting the ick for Ka/taang in The Headband and it reached its apex in Nightmares and Daydreams. I didn’t even start liking Zutara until The Southern Raiders. I liked Katara with Haru but the creators sank that ship with a strategically placed moustache

I am a ZK shipper so things like parallels and symbolism and Katara’s development as an adult matter to me. But even without all that, I didn’t like Ka/taang. Because before my analytical brain jumped in, my lizard brain said “ick.”

#honestly Haru’s moustache was the most effective ship sink I’ve ever seen #Jetara had to be sunk by a boulder to the chest but all Harutara needed was a few pixels above his lip #RIP Harutara you would’ve been a malewife x girlboss icon #anti kataang #Zutara #harutara #I think we need to bring back the word “icky” because it conveys a sentiment that doesn’t have moral baggage but is extremely descriptive

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oddballwriter · 7 months

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I love the dynamic of A Woman & Her Husband. She's just over there being hot as fuck, while still being a thought-out character (that's key). And her husband is just off doing some type of shenanigans, of varying severity and degrees based on where their from.

Example:

Jessica Rabbit is serving, and doing whatever it takes to protect the one she loves. Meanwhile, Rodger is being framed for murder

Morticia is serving, while also being a loving mother, and wife, and partaking in her hobbies. Meanwhile, Gomez is... doing Gomez things. Which is honestly just sword dueling and loving his Morticia

Layla is being a bad bitch, enough said. And Marc is being emotionally backed up as fuck, fighting with, technically, himself, and fighting his inner-demons which consist of dealing with his childhood trauma and familial issues, and bisexuality

Miss Piggy is being a fashionista and walking around like she is that bitch, because she is. And Kermit's playing his silly little banjo on a log and trying not to say fuck

#in conclusion girlboss and her malewife/trophy husband who is allowed to get up to tomfoolery as a treat #I said what I said #And none of you can argue with me because I'm right #the muppets #kermit the frog #miss piggy #the addams family #morticia addams #gomez addams #jessica rabbit #roger rabbit #who framed roger rabbit #moon knight #marc spector #layla el faouly

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 3 months

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I think about your mother-son Shoko and Yuuji everyday, they have consumed my thoughts. Like, Yuuji carrying her with him, cause he's not gonna leave her behind. It's just, so very special. Maybe it's the fact I'm close with my mom, but the fact mother-child dynamics are so uncommon in Fandom is a damn shame. Anyways, Yuuji getting Shoko those silly doctor tshirts (the ones that are like "Yes, I'm a doctor, no, I don't want to look at it") or other silly doctor paraphernalia

ANY excuse to draw more Shoko Yuji Found family

#Im not crying! I have dust in my eye #Fuck #I love them #AAAAAAAAAAA #it makes my heart sweel with THE SADS when i draw yuji taller than her #because shes such a toiny girlboss #ilyilyily #they are the best thing that has ever happened to me #shoko ieiri #itadori yuji #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #jjk #IPMSSA_Shoko!Fanart #IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart

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saffitaffi · 6 months

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The Witch because I love her personality, especially when it leads into The Thorn Route lol

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #black tabby games #slay the princess #slay the princess fanart #slay girlboss #slay the princess the witch #the witch #slayyyyy gorl you can be in my nightmares anytime #kinda furry but it’s fine #i can fix her #fanart #I think I’ll do The Tower next #because #she’s so hot #and a dommy mommy

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frogseasons · 2 years

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tlt but JUST from ianthe’s perspective would be hilarious. you (necromancer) go to canaan house with your sister (who you trick people into thinking is a necromancer) and babs (your walking jerky stick). there’s a bunch of weird people and a hot nun but whatever. you sneak around and are Smart and u put things together. some people die, whatever, u get on with ur Sneaking and Smartness. you figure out how to become a lyctor (you have to kill babs). you kill babs, eat him (his soul), that’s all par for the course for you. and congrats, youre the first new lyctor in a myriad!!!!!! and then the rest of the weird people who are still alive decide to go and attack you about it. oh turns out ur predecessor has been hanging around, you get in a tussle and she slices off ur arm. ouchie. and she goes down at the hands of the hot nun so at least there’s something good going on. later you and the hot nun get picked up by god, u don’t know where ur sister is but hey! the hot nun is now ur built in bestie for the rest of ur eternal lives. but nooooo she’s depressed because her other nun friend went and died on a fence and boohoo she got ate just like babs. blegh. she asks you to crack her skull open which seems like a good time so you do, and now she owes you a favor and can’t remember the nun friend so things seem kinda dandy. and you get a sloppy lil makeout sesh later too. on ur all expenses paid vacay to god’s house his old friend/fuckbuddy takes you under his wing. swords suck because of ur arm but you get a front row seat to the most interesting and fucked up sitcom in history. the hot nun is There and yeah she might be having some brain issues but u get to play dress up with her and she also makes u a shiny new bone arm. u ALMOST get another kiss after god starts getting fucked in the dining room by two of his besties but the hot nun has it out for the other bestie that’s been trying to kill her for months so u don’t get to have that fun. eventually ur fight with a cosmic horror gets interrupted and the dead nun takes over the hot nun’s body and u witness the death of god. but he comes back and in quick succession he is out of besties and u saved his ass from mega hell. in the next few months you watch god fall into his newest depressed slut era but at least he makes u a new bestie out of the dead nun (who’s his kid?????) and her corpse, u guys even make friendship bracelets and have a handshake. u get to pilot babs’ corpse around on another planet and finally see ur sister again and kiss her on the lips through the jerky body. and the hot nun is back too!!!!! but some of those people from wayyyy back are still there and they take over the jerky body and u have to race them to god’s ex’s unbreakable tomb. and then god’s ex wakes up and beats ur ass and then gives the hot nun a sloppy kiss. what is a girl to do.

#tlt #the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers #ntn spoilers #g txt #i simply could not get this out of my head. tlt is just ianthe’s girlboss era.#Who Is Doing It Like Her #she is objectively having a fail moment in nona but it’s hilarious #tazmuir rly knows the power of perspective because it would be a completely different story from ianthes pov #this barely touches the surface of ianthes fuckedupness trust me i do not forget #EDIT: no kissing on the lips happened my addled and forgetful brain seems to have invented that. they certainly had Weird Moments though.#g

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theabigailthorn · 8 months

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almost done with the research phase of the next episode of Philosophy Tube - there's a high probability that Kelly will be back lmao

#philosophytube #philosophy tube #Kelly Slaughter CEO & Mom #Capitalism keeps doing awful things so Kelly keeps appearing on my show #Unironically I love Kelly though cause she started off as a nightmare version of ME and has grown into an avatar of capitalism itself #Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss #Gasleak? Gategirl Gategate!#also she's the avatar of capitalism but crucially it does not make her happy - her smile is always forced #she's meant to be unstable and one bad day away from exploding because she as a person is unsustainable

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theminecraftbee · 5 months

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Gem lies back, between Scott and Impulse. Their blood still tastes sharp and iron at the back of her throat, which is a little silly, given that it's not like she licked them or something. There's no reason she should taste anything. She just... stabbed them, when they asked her to.

Stabbed them, because they knew they had to go red eventually, and for the sake of the team they wanted her to win.

Stabbed. Scott and Impulse.

Here's the thing: she'd told herself she wouldn't feel guilty, and she'd told herself this ages ago, when she started leading people to the End to see if the dragon would kill them. She told herself she wouldn't feel guilty, because clearly, she wouldn't let these games wear her down the way they do some people. She told herself she wouldn't feel guilty because people like to mistake her for a prey animal when she's a predator, and guilt would give the game away. She told herself she wouldn't feel guilty, because why feel guilty over having fun? It's just a game. A bloody, bloody game. She told herself she wouldn't feel guilty.

She told herself. She told herself.

There's no reason to feel guilty. She enjoyed herself, the rush of blood when running with Pearl, and then the heady feeling of having life, life, life running through her. She's pretty sure, despite being a red name, she has the most life anyone ever has in these games. It makes sense! Life and death are all wrapped up together, and Scott had choked on his own blood before he went down, even though she'd tried to make it quick, and as he gurgled over the injury she'd inflicted she'd felt life running in her and her heart pounding and everything getting dizzy and--

It doesn't matter. They told her to do it. She shouldn't feel guilty. Impulse had smiled at her. It had been a lovely smile. She hadn't known what to make of it.

And she closes her eyes and sees the life leave his.

But she shouldn't feel guilty. She tried to make it quick. Impulse had turned around, told her to do it like killing a chicken, destroying the brain stem so that he doesn't have to feel it, those last few minutes. It's fast. Humane. Like killing a chicken. Almost impersonal, except that he'd been so gentle, and they both had Scott's blood on them, and there was so much blood, and she likes blood. This whole game, that's been the point. She likes blood.

Impulse had died surprisingly bloodless but he'd screamed, for just a moment, because she doesn't actually know how to make it fast and humane, even if it's supposed to be like killing a chicken, and she'd felt--

Felt--

She'd felt good, is the thing. It had felt good, even though he'd taken several blows to bring down, in the end. Even though she hadn't managed to make it quick. Even though, for a moment, he'd been terrified, and then after that, he'd convulsed, twitching on the ground, and she hadn't known if he was able to feel that at all. These are games. They're supposed to be fun. She won't feel guilty, she tells herself. There's no reason to feel guilty.

They told her they loved her, afterwards. Quietly, through actions and words. They told her not to feel guilty. It's in her nature.

One does not blame a lion for biting when it's given meat. It's in their nature.

This is her nature. This is what she is. She knows that now. That's what this has all taught her, this game she's playing. She knows well what she is; everyone will know well what she is, when next they take her in.

And maybe that's why, as she starts laughing, she can't stop from feeling guilty for what will happen next.

#secret life smp #secret life spoilers #geminitay #a bee fic #gore #YEAH UH FAIR WARNING FOR SOME BRUTAL DESCRIPTIONS THERE #anyway I LOVE GEM SHE'S SO GIRLBOSS. also i think this may be the moment where c!gem realizes Oh No This Isn't All Fun Games #where she realizes sometimes her friends will die. for her sake.#because they want her to win.#and that's something different from hunting because she's the one who wants to win #is that really love?#anyway I BELIEVE IN GEMINITAY SUPREMACY LET'S GOOOOOO

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sillyfudgemonkeys · 17 days

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How I've seen most people write Rangi coming out to her mom:

Rangi: Mom, I have something to tell you.

Hei-Ran: Go on.

Rangi: Kyoshi and I.....are.....together.

Hei-Ran: Oh I'm so happy for you.

*they hug it out, much wholesome*

How I think the coming out scene went:

Rangi: Mother. I need to tell you something, Kyoshi and I are together.

Hei-Ran: Oh thank the spirits. It finally happened.

Rangi: ???? You knew????

Hei-Ran: Sweetie, everyone in the mansion-no, all of Yokoya knew about it! Well except for Kyoshi.

Rangi: ????!! WHAT?!

Hei-Ran: I'm pretty sure Jianzhu thought you were dating, that's probably why he kidnapped you, you know?

Rangi: WH-HOW?!

Hei-Ran: Oh please, we saw your gay little ass running all over the damn mansion just to be near Kyoshi and to impress her. We were mute, not blind and deaf!

Rangi, having a crisis: I-wha-but-

Hei-Ran: Well, you aren't very good at hiding your emotions sweetie.

Rangi, flipping a nearby table: The fuck you mean I'm not?????!

Hei-Ran: Oh curses, go get Atuat, I owe her $5.

Rangi: YOU BETTED ON THIS????? WITH YOUR DOCTOR?????

Hei-Ran: Well Kelsang is dead, so I had to keep our bet alive somehow.

Rangi: I-*inhales* YOu know what? Doesn't matter! Do you accept Kyoshi or not?

Hei-Ran: Anybody who gives my girl that much cardio is 100% welcome into our family. In fact, I already added her to our family registry 2 years ago. As far as the Fire Nation is concerned, you two have been married for a while.