new still life is done yippee!!! 🐙🐙🦑🦑 the glazing turned out kind of weird but WHATEVER..
[id: an oil painting of a collection of octopus and squid-themed items sitting on a black and white blanket against a brown fabric background. the blanket has a semi-abstract white pattern on it. in the center of the painting is a large book, opened to a photograph of an orange octopus sitting on the sea floor. on either side of the book are large stuffed octopi; one is blue, fluffy, and simplistic, and one is more realistic, with red and green coloration. between the two of them is a smaller stuffed red octopus with white and purple polka dots, and a shiny figurine of a blue octopus with hands at the end of each tentacle, all throwing the middle finger. there are also two socks, one white with pink octopi, and one blue with red octopi. the large blue octopus is resting on a book cover of a sperm whale biting a giant squid. also resting on the octopus is a ring on a necklace string. the ring has a pattern of suckers on it like an octopus. end id]
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"I was surprised you'd stick up for Astarion"
Shadowheart. GIRL. He's biting me every night. You sleep right next to us. I'm bending my goody-two-shoes paladin ass over backwards to get him to like me. Do you not have eyes? You tought I'd sell him out to a monster hunter??? Girl. Girl, I figured out what your hand wound does. It's selective blindness. Shar, goddess of darkness, makes perfect sense, girl, Shadowheart, listen-
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My grandma got out of the hospital and all she wants is to sleep and rest but noooooo people need to visit and check on her which is okay i get it youre trying to show that you care but you dont have to stay for three freaking hours , 10 minutes is more than enough, she’s over 90 and shes sick of this
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Not me rereading Jabberwocky at ungodly hours of the night just so I can find other exclamations of excitement that I can have Vos say when I write for the Possession AU-
“Callou callay!” (Callooh callay) will no longer be alone.
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nothing is better than writing so much in one sitting that it makes your eyes hurt and makes you slightly nauseous
this fic is fic-ing so god damn well my friends
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I truly have no idea where my sonic art style is going. these beasts look different every time I draw them
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