#bettercallsaul

[snippit-crickit]

gene

#saul goodman #gene takovic #jimmy mcgill #bettercallsaul #better call saul #bcs #brba #breaking bad

[mandowifey]

Do you have any funny head canons for Lalo? Not even funny per se but just weird shit he might do?

Nora I'm gonna smooch you.

Lalo 'Eduardo' Salamanca - Funny Headcannons

Warnings: General NSFW talk, Lalo needs his own warning tbh. Dark humor! Morbid humor! a lot of implied psychological manipulation. Cartel boy does Cartel shit. You know how it goes.

Lalo has a lot of strange and somewhat funny quirks.

First and foremost, the fact that he refuses to sleep longer than an hour or two at a time is wild. You need your sleep, which he does understand, but he also can't sit still so you often wake up in an empty bed.

He'd have your sleep schedule memorized, though. Knows about when you get tired, when you wake up, the times you stir to go to the bathroom, etc. Of course, he doesn't tell you that, but you find it uncanny that he can anticipate when you need to lay down or when to have breakfast ready in the morning.

Another weird thing Lalo does is zoning out. Sometimes, you can talk to him, and he's empty eyed, staring at the window, motionless. It's uncanny to you because you have no idea what's going on inside his head. But then he'd blink, and the light would return to him and he'd smile at you and encourage you to continue talking.

The guy has a thing about pushing peoples buttons.

He just... he craves being a menace - mostly because no one can really do anything to stop him. Lalo often smiles or grins when someone is getting worked up/flustered when he's prodding at their nerves.

Unfortunately, that means you catch the receiving end of it too.

Lalo can't help it! He loves watching you get riled up and red-faced. He thinks you shouting is adorable, and the hard, angry fucking afterwards is sublime. Lalo sports your claw marks like trophies, calls you his little wild cat.

Another thing he does that's weird is mirroring. Lalo is good at adapting and charming folks, sometimes he mirrors you to get what he wants.

Not in the mood for sex? Well, that's okay! How about we lay in bed and laugh? What's this? His hand is between your legs while he cracks jokes in your ear. Weird, guess you changed your mind.

Not a weird HC but he's intentionally withdrawn.

He keeps a lot of stuff to himself, making it difficult to discern if he's really upset or not.

Another weird thing is he likes to watch you shower.

He'd sit on the sink or lean against it, while pulling the door open to watch you quietly. Sometimes it seems like he's admiring you and others he looks almost angry.

You know he see's you as a weakness.

He's protective, always thinking 10 steps ahead.

You are his, after all.

Lalo is a gift giver. He likes to buy you stuff you mention off handedly. It's eerie sometimes because he gets you things you didn't realize you even wanted.

Like he's bringing home a dress you glanced at while shopping with him, and now there it is, in your hands. Meanwhile, he's smiling ear to ear and kissing your head, asking if you like it and watching your reaction.

Lalo is weird in the sense he's not extremely physical. The guy is similar to a cat. He'll pat your back, ruffle your hair or tap your chin, but he doesn't do many hugs or kisses. Even when you two are alone.

Though he would definitely not mind you laying against him, asleep, while he watched the fire pit and let his thoughts wander.

However, when the mood strikes him?

Lord he's on you.

Mouth on yours, devouring you, kissing and biting. Can't keep his hands off of you, groping and squeezing and just all over you.

Lalo isn't super weird, but he has those little mannerisms you find charming!

#lalo salamanca #eduardo salamanca #tony dalton #better call saul #bcs #lalo salamanca headcannons #lalo salamanca headcanons #lalo salamanca headcannon #lalo salamanca headcanon #eduardo lalo salamanca #eduardo salamanca headcannons #eduardo salamanca headcanon #eduardo salamanca headcanons #eduardo salamanca headcannon #eduardo salamanca x you #eduardo salamanca x reader #lalo salamanca x you #lalo salamanca x reader #bettercallsaul #salamanca

[los-salamancas]

The audacity

#bettercallsaul #tonydalton #lalo salamanca #sr avila #better call saul #lalosalamanca #sr. avila #hbo #tony dalton

[faithrainee]

i think Jimmy McGill should have had his nails painted at least once in BCS, yes. he painted them and Kim saw how messy it looked and sat him down in one of the nail salon massage chairs with the foot bath and painted his nails for him.

#bcs theories? #bcs #bettercallsaul #better call saul #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #saul goodman

[trikeysan]

im sorry, in spanish it was funny lmfao😔😔

translation: i want you to watch how i take your husband's virginity :3

#lalo salamanca #bcs #bettercallsaul #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #kim wexler #lalosaul?? #i don't know what this ship is called😭😭 #breaking bad #eduardo salamanca

[jasper-dixon]

Ohhhhey bet you were wondering what Jimmy McGill's first and second wives were named. Here you go, you bunch of lore nerds.

Lisa Ann Dabinski and Dawn Marie D'Angelo

#better call saul #kim x jimmy #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #mcwexler #Bettercallsaul

[wfhwfhwfh]

Basically LoadedNachos LANMAP i think

I can't draw digitally but when it comes to fruity men I'm desperate okay

#Lacho #LoadedNachos is the greatest fic writer ever #LANMAP fanart #the gays #bettercallsaul #fanfiction #loadednachosao3

[monorose1]

MY SISTER JUST ASKED WHAT I WAS DRAWING TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

#art #artistsontumblr #fanart #shitpost #my art #pendrawing #penart #linedpaper #notebookart #bcs #bettercallsaul #saulgoodman #jamesmcgill #uwugirl #slaygirlboss #assthetic #aesthetic #pleasehelp #uwu #purple #catboy

[woodenplankstudios]

Saul, phoenix or matt?

Xenoblade Chronicles 3.

On at totally unrelated note: Better Vote Saul.

#bettercallsaul #breakingbad #phoenixwright #aceattorney #aceattorneymemes #bettercallsaulmemes #daredevil #mattmurdock #mcu #marvelstudios #marvelcinematicuniverse #tuesdaychooseday

[neyessi]

absolutely need to know who their favorite football clubs are and how much they go out when Mexico plays

#lalo salamanca #bcs nacho #nacho varga #domingo molina #bcs #bettercallsaul #better call saul #fifa

[metricbutterfly]

for @kombuchakev requested by @rachelthesquid the better call Saul art is by @huyandere full credit to them I just edited it a little

#idontevengohere #bettercallsaul #saulgoodman #jimmymcgill #breakingbad #fan art #squid #bailey #spamton #deltarune

[snippit-crickit]

theyre just kinda,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,cat coded y know

#mcwexler #kim wexler #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #bcs #bettercallsaul #better call saul #ms paint #mspaint

[mcwexlerforever]

i want what they have 😐

#mcwexler #mcwexler for life #kim wexler #saul goodman #jimmy mcgill #better call saul #bettercallsaul #i love them so much

[los-salamancas]

I'd invite him in even if I had an hour before work dafaq

#bettercallsaul #lalosalamanca #lalo salamanca #tonydalton #Tony dalton #better call saul

[faithrainee]

What would have happened if Jimmy had gone to therapy/grief counseling that Kim recommended? And he had gone in the same bathroom weeks later, seeing Howard maybe less stressed, maybe doing better. And out of curiosity just asks, "How are you moving on?"

Howard looks up from the sink, surprised Jimmy's talking to him, not screaming or fighting or sassing him but actually talking, "I'm sorry?"

"Chuck. How'd you move on from Chuck?"

"I don't..." He fixes his tie, "I go to therapy twice a week. It helps. I could refer you to them-"

"No no, I have one." Jimmy says, waving out a hand, looking at the soap in the sink by the rim covered in rust, "Kim found it for me."

"Ah." Howard nods, "How's it going, if I may ask?"

Jimmy sighs, "Chuck would kill me if he found out what I was doing."

"That makes two of us."

They laugh, and if it isn't so forced this time, they don't notice.

#bcs theories? #bcs #better call saul #bettercallsaul #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #howard hamlin

[ringwormbaby]

i love this dudes he’s so slay and whatnot

#bettercallsaul #better call saul #breaking bad fanart #breaking bad #saul goodman #art #digital art #digital media #saul goodman fanart