#bi max agenda

[reigningmax]

ok hi! i'm a newbie to formula 1 and i keep seeing stuff abt bi max and i am LIVING for it but would you or someone else (i just wanted to put this out there so someone could maybe get inspo!) make like a thread of all these bi max moments? because i'm seeing the posts listing everything but i would like to see the evidence for it (i dont mean this in a dismissive way either! im bisexual myself and i just wanna see these things i missed out on!!!) 🙏

hello welcome!!! i will list as many as I can find and remember but everyone else please drop in the comments if I missed anything:

girl or guy

tinder or grindr

first kiss...from what I remember it was a girl

we almost kissed each other, nothing wrong with that :)

Gay flag emoji in his recent emojis

all of these combined

he cant ever sit straight. go through gifs from slowestlap norstappen countingstars-17

the way he loved complimenting daniel?? literally every single video of the two of them is Evidence

whatever this is . and this.

whatever the fuck his deal is with Charles. bi energy.

#asks #chit chat #Anonymous #someone PLEASE send me the link to the first kiss one #i cannot find it anywhere im losing my mind #also i swear there's more? #plz comment #bi max agenda

[thetwelfthcrow]

Do you think max answered Lewis in the grindr survey? 😂

OKAY SO I'VE SPENT HOURS LOOKING FOR THIS INTERVIEW, but this is PEAK bisexual max energy. and THIS is what i refer to whenever i talk about max and grindr. this video only has 131k views all of you are SLEEPING on this. i've seen this years ago and i thought it was a fever dream i'm so happy i found this oh my god. the interview is so goddamn messy and it's literally everything to me.

SO first it starts with max saying he isn't really single (he's vague about it) n the inverviewer goes 'ah you won't go out bc you'll be facetiming your girlfriend' and max goes, and EYE QUOTE "who says i have a girlfriend?" LIKE HELLO.

and then the interviewer goes, when you go out, do you check tinder..? and max just LISTS OFF tinder, grindr, bumble and happn. but HELLO grindr is for gay men. max egggsplaiiiinnnn!!!!!!

daniel going 'i think he's experimenting more than me, actually' i see that.

and max keeps using they/them pronouns for other people. daniel says, when you meet a girl. max says, when you meet them.

'you married?' max DON'T HIT on the interviewer!!!!

anyway. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!!!

yes

#zhalia's lil' answer chat #Anonymous #the bisexual max agenda #max not beating the bi allegations #max verstappen

[tired-bisexual-brainrot]

more madwheeler friendship brainrot…

#madwheeler #i will never not push the madwheeler friendship agenda #platonic with a capital p #stranger things #mike wheeler #max mayfield #bi besties #bi max mayfield #bi mike wheeler #they’re staring at you #madwheeler friendship glaring #they have judgy stares for days

[booksandpaperss]

I would do anything to get canon confirmation that el has a crush on Max absolutely ANYTHING

#eleven hopper #max mayfield #elmax #bi max mayfield #lesbian eleven hopper #why tf is that not a tag #it is now #byler #cuz I know y’all support this agenda

[shy-sapphic-ace]

List of queer books I read, loved & recommend!

(There isn't any particular order, I wrote these as I remembered them)

Master Of One - Jaida Jones & Dani Bennett (mlm, fantasy, very cool worldbuilding and magic system, funny, cool characters)

Legends & Lattes - Travis Baldree (wlw, fantasy, very soft & chill vibes)

The Priory of the Orange Tree - Samantha Shannon (wlw, high fantasy, cool worldbuilding, kinda reminds me of LOTR but with more dragons and feminism and lesbians)

Even Though I Knew The End - C.L. Polk (wlw, supernatural noir, cool 1930s detective story with angels & demons, I loved this one!)

The Love Interest - Cale Dietrich (mlm, science fiction, very cool concept)

The Darkest Part Of The Forest - Holly Black (side mlm, fantasy, cool fae lore)

The Weight Of The Stars - K. Ancrum (wlw, not quite science fiction but space stuff is involved, lovely and complex characters)

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe - Benjamin Alire Sáenz (mlm, fiction, very nice in general, there is also a sequel)

The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue - Mackenzi Lee (mlm, historical and vaguely fantasy, nice story but I preferred the sequel honestly)

The Lady's Guide to Petticoats and Piracy - Mackenzi Lee (wlw, the sequel to the one before, more fantasy elements than the first, asexual main character!!)

Gallant - V.E. Schwab (no romance, but in the background one of the characters(?) uses they/them pronouns, very cool dark fantasy vibe)

Stranger Than Fanfiction - Chris Colfer (gay main character, trans main character, coming-of-age, nice book)

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda (yes it's the Love, Simon book, mlm, fiction, pretty nice)

They Both Die At The End - Adam Silvera (mlm, sci-fi ish but mostly fiction, cool ideas, but the ending is sad! Very amazing book though, I haven't read the prequel yet)

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo - Taylor Jenkins Reid (wlw, bi main character, historical fiction, cool story, just a neat book in general)

This Is How You Lose The Time War - Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone (wlw, sci-fi, very cool time travel stuff!! and very beautiful, it felt like reading poetry most of the time)

One Last Stop - Casey McQuinston (wlw, background trans & pan & queer characters, sci-fi or fantasy idk, but time travel, I loooved this book, great)

The House In The Cerulean Sea - TJ Klune (mlm, fantasy, THIS BOOK oh my gosh you should read it!!, just cute and lovely and good)

Under The Whispering Door - TJ Klune (mlm, fantasy, this book is also sooo amazing, great character development and awesome relationships and stuff, it's been a while since I read it but it was so good)

And They Lived... - Steven Salvatore (nblm, fiction, about gender identity and learning to love yourself, read it a while ago but it was very nice)

I Wish You All The Best - Mason Deaver (nblm, fiction, about finding your identity and people who care about you, very cute and sweet)

The Song Of Achilles - Madeleine Miller (mlm, historical, very good in general)

Carry On - Rainbow Rowell (mlm, background wlw in the third book, fantasy, it's a trilogy, basically Harry Potter if it was gay and also better)

Silver In The Wood - Emily Tesh (mlm, fantasy, very pretty, lots of fae stuff and lovely descriptions, it has a really good sequel too)

Pretty much anything by Alice Oseman (all cute and lovely and great, though I've only read Radio Silence so far I hear only good things, Solitaire is on my to-read list)

I Kissed Shara Wheeler - Casey McQuinston (wlw, fiction, it's been a while but I liked this book)

The Falling In Love Montage - Ciara Smyth (wlw, fiction, this book was so cute and funny and deeply emotional it made me Feel way too many things, I'd definitely recommend it)

What Big Teeth - Rose Szabo (a bit of queerness all around, fantasy, werewolves and monsters, this one was pretty cool!, lots of original ideas for the world/character building)

#any recommendations are appreciated! #honestly I might've forgotten some #lgbtqia #book recs #master of one #legends & lattes #the priory of the orange tree #even though i knew the end #the love interest #the darkest part of the forest #the weight of the stars #aristotle and dante #the gentleman's guide to vice and virtue #the lady's guide to petticoats and piracy #gallant #stranger than fanfiction #simon vs the homosapiens agenda #they both die at the end #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #this is how you lose the time war #one last stop #and they lived... #i wish you all the best #the song of achilles #carry on #radio silence #alice oseman #the house in the cerulean sea #under the whispering door #silver in the wood

[rebirthdinosaurs]

i want married! platonic stobin. i want some corporate jobs! steddie. i want a fic where steve runs a company under his familys name or smthn and eddie gets a job there and develops a crush on the office cutie and himbo boss man steve harrington, only for him to figure out that he’s married (”of course hes married”) and in a really healthy relationship with some lady named robin. i want him to meet robin at corporate party and realize “oh this is a lesbian” (because steve is bi and really good at accidentally putting up a straight persona at work, and all of steves flirthing tactics go right over this mans head, but a gay recognizing a lesbian is instant). i want eddie to derail and jump to conclusions and think that robin is just using steve as some coverup and a money bag and obviously poor heterosexual himbo steve has zero clue as to whats going on. 

i want robin and steve to invite eddie over for dinner one day only for him to see a couple of their wedding photos of them in semi formal clothing like their dressed for prom, both in suit, and max contact a hug or a kiss on the cheek. maybe one is robin sitting down with steves head in her lap. (the were half tempted for steve to wear a wedding dress, and robin to wear a tux, but decided it wasnt very subtle. i would love a fic that is just about them trying and sorta failing to have a very heteronormative wedding but they just cant help themselves, can they?)

along the way, they become friends, eddie introduces them to his best friend, chrissy, and eddie is eventually told that steve and robin married as a safe way to conceal their complete gayness from the homophobic agenda (around the same time, before or after, he figures out that robin and chrissy are totally crushing on each other. eddie and chrissy eventually marry with the arrangement that they can be safe and date their neighbors steve and robin under the guise of steve and eddie and chrissy and robin just being “bestfriends” instead of completely and totally gay for one another.   

#stranger things #steddie #corporate steddie #married platonic stobin #stobin #platonic stobin #platonic married hellcheer #platonic hellcheer #had to look up eddie and chrissys ship name #buckingham #had to look up chrissy and robins ship name #pttf i dont play favorites at allll #i absolutely play favorites #i cant write but i come up with ideas #also thought about a crime fic #where our safe married gay people #as mentioned #are involved in a missings persons case #or murder case #pr one of them goes missing and or murdered #and have to get investigated #hopper investigates them #and does not know them #idk world building or smthn #and come to the realization that these people are gay #has to try to come up with evidence on why these people absoltely wouldnt do this #without outing them as platonic married couples with arrangements with the other platonic married couple in the next house over #he cannot say 'yr honor they didnt do it because theyre gay and wouldnt benifit from it whatsoever' #no matter how good of a defense that is #do u think any of themdecided to adopt children

[blorbocedes]

obsessed with the bi girl max agenda ur one of the greatest minds we've ever seen. the hubub of red bull not just signing a teenager but a girl teenager no less that turned legal while she was in f1. the criticism by drivers and other people of red bull putting her in layered with misogyny. the distaste of celebrity but everyone wanting a piece of her because she is the only girl! plus like daddy issues as a girl hit different.

christian horner becomes a staunch feminist but only when it becomes to defending max/deflecting all criticism of her.

"but christian, she ran 3 people off track!"

"listen, you wouldn't be saying this if she were a MAN. you'd be wow! he's so aggressive and demanding and takes what he wants. frankly, the sexism is showing." is definitely casually sexist to max, and praises her for not being like the other girls... when your girl!driver has daddy issues so real

will consider if he can get away with the cost cap because they had to spend extra beef carpaccios when max is on her period 🥹 and the price of birth control, feminine hygiene products... before the PR and optics team 👎 it

oh yeah her 2028 contract definitely has a "no pregnancy" clause 😬😬

#girl!max #f1 rule 63 #blorbocedes ask

[trobeds]

hi! do you have any ronance + elmax headanons? <3

HELL YEAH!! ALSO YOU ARE AMAZING THANK YOU FOR THE RONANCE PROMPT IVE BEEN DYING TO RAMBLE ABOUT THEM OMG I LOVE YOU <3

ok so onto the hcs (yeaahh)

robin and max hang out and talk about their crushes a lot and robin ADORES having someone like girls in the same way she does. but straight boy solidarity is great, steve! (ik hes bi obviously it just hasnt clicked yet)

nancy is a journalist with insane instincts, so she was bound to pick up on elmax eventually

robins already out to nance and the party at this point so nancy just mentions it casually in conversation

"hey, do el and max like each other"

robin doesnt have a filter so she just blurts out "wait max told you??"

"...no. i guessed"

and thats how ronance teams up in trying to set elmax up. as if theyre so amazing at confessing to their crushes *hint hint*

ronance = maxs moms = encouraging max to ask el to be her gf near constantly <3

its so silly bcs they dont realize theyre making eyes at each other instead of keeping tabs on elmax and making sure everything is going according to plan

max knows. she knows everything 100% and she keeps thwarting their plans like the self sabotaging bitch she is (rip)

el asks her out first.

she goes to robs bcs she knows robin likes girls and is just like her <3 and they come up with a plan for el to ask max out

she does and their first date is a picnic fuck you i will never give up the elmax/elumax picnic first date agenda

nancy helps el pick out something cute to wear (disclaimer: el is fucking adorable in everything she wears. its all cute.)

they laze around and el appears in her mind so max can see her when she kisses her for the first time <3

max and el are super bouncy and happy next time they talk to ronance and robin and nancy clap for them and get just as excited, if not more

ronance with that sense of "you only got your shit together because of us" high-fiving quote unquote, "subtly"

the roles reverse. el and max are the matchmakers now (+ steve bcs hes ronance truther #1 in my mind)

el using her powers to make them gravitate towards each other and them giving her death glares that say "what are u doing stop trying to set us up its obviously unrequited" and el just stares back like "girl wtf are you talking about??" while max gives them thumbs up and nods encouragingly while both robin and nancy think theyre being set up for rejection.

once nancy composes herself she power walks her ass over to robins house to tell her that el and max are trying to set them up

robin "what? no theyre not haha why would they do that its not like we like each other amiright? am. i. right." buckley and nancy "yeah ofc totally not. right. youre right." wheeler being kind of oblivious.

they get together when robin is just rambling about this book she read one day and she wont shut up and theyre sitting close enough that their sides are pressed together and their knees are in a perpetual state of bumping into each other and shes just so adorable and pretty and hot and nancy just cant resist

she grabs her face and kisses her

it takes a hot minute before she pulls away in mortification and robin starts talking. again.

"that was mind-blowing but if that was an experiment we can just forget about this. um. if it wasnt. id be surprised but...not opposed. at all. but thats not possible so anyways, my book was so-" ohmygodohmygodohmygodholyshitohmygodwhatthefuckohmygod

theyre girlfriends pretty soon after

elmax commends them on *finally* getting their shit together

final verdict: elmax and ronance are in love

anyways, thank you sm for the ask!! i really enjoyed answering it ily and take care of yourself <3 <3 <3

#ronance #elmax #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #el hopper #jane hopper #el byers #jane byers #jane ives #[insert every other variation of el's name i'm missing] #max mayfield #my fav sapphics <3 #+ two (2) mentions of #steve harrington #i love u thanks for the ask <3 #(my head)canons #my mailbox 💌

[unproduciblesmackdown]

it's not about that you "have" to get to exercise your autonomy. b/c like, yes you do, but not in the way that "if i don't get to do that Now i will explode & evaporate (& die)" which is what people keep leveraging to be like "so you don't have any valid argument for getting to act out your own choices"

therein is another issue of "why do you need a 'valid argument' to get Exceptions as ruled by this person to exist autonomously, unpunished" like why's this person an authority who gets to punish you. nonrhetorically, why do you have to appeal to their maybe possibly deciding to Let you be a person. should you "have" to.

and if you don't get that Permission that you supposedly "have" to get, you also will not immediately explode and die if you do that unpermitted thing, but shocking how "you don't Haaaave to" is only invoked re: things you want to do for yourself, and not what they want you to do for them....because it's Not Really About "Literally literally Haaaaving to"

the alignment between people getting on one for years about asexuality, and while doing so maxing out the saturation on their bullshit on any & everything, b/c you're just getting into anti autonomy, so ofc you're also just stoking & expressing "arguments" against autonomy that are deployed in plenty of other contexts, including against other queer identities....and that particular resonance with biphobia & transphobia, and how either groups are theoretically thwarting the Truest Gays because how will we have a valid argument against the truest cishets agenda if we can't convince them we haaaaaave to be like this instead of that no, we won't explode & die if we have to be repressed or at least closeted another day, and another, and you won't explode after another, either, etc. rather than thee point of "asexuality autonomy = queer autonomy = Your queer autonomy = Anyone's Autonomy" and "why do we 'have' to Convince anyone to go 'oh alriiiight' abt one's choices about how they express their identity, what decisions they make about having sex"....it's about anyone having the power to preclude & restrict others' autonomy & constrain their existence between one kind of more imminent, immediate harm/death & a more drawn out one where you exist as a resource for others' use but at least you aren't Literally dead today. so what if someone's saying "well i don't think your gender/sexuality stuff is Real" so long as they can't get in the way of other people living that out anyways. so what if someone's supposedly like "well, but everyone could be bi" (which they don't. just like ppl were never 'pretending' to be asexual to nefariously stand around in the queer space that never rigorously vetted everyone anyways? Making Up A Guy To Get Mad At) to supposedly argue that if all of you are bi you can just restrict yourself to the Cishet Appearing manifestations (which they don't) where what's that even matter if this [guy to get mad at] can't make that anyone else's problem? if he can, why can he. should he be able to. that's the problem, not "have we all tried the constant biphobia wherein they're always thwarting & sabotaging the rest of us?? like how trans people are keeping us from being legitimate?? with the opportunity for some trans people to also try declaring other noncis people Not Legitimately Trans?? well the cishet agenda loves asexuals, actually, they want everyone to never have sex ever (they don't want that, and that's not what being asexual is)"

using the "you can't Know through Direct Perception or extrasensory phenomena what someone else's Thoughts And Feelings are" both ways; wherein their assertion of their intentions, true or not, gets to be treated as an assertion of Reality, meanwhile b/c Your intentions/thoughts/feelings can't be directly observed, you're just lying or exaggerating or misremembering or failing to Express yourself correctly b/c they would've surely interpreted it correctly otherwise, or [anything else] re: your inner experiences that you can't "prove" are one way or another, so this other person gets to always decide for themself what they must be (why?) and if they just so happen to decide they Must be in alignment with what they want (good) or unacceptably, evilly, incorrectly Against Them, they also get to flex their control over the entire situation via their Authority / control over resources / the person's lack of other options b/c of isolation & that, say, breaking away from a family, job, marriage or just deemed correctly romantic relationship, is punished by the larger system of How Things Are, through a lack of resources that makes you more vulnerable in general as well as vulnerable to further punishment in how you might try to respond to that situation, through the general stance that maintaining cohesion of a Unit like the nuclear family, the "romantic" "man"/"woman" couple, is good, so breaking from it is deviant........anyways it's like. if you're like "well i'm having sex b/c i want to" and someone is like "well i say YOURE LYING" like, what? "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" shit. why should that get to affect things. whether you're like "oh no. what if they could say 'you're lying...b/c how do i knowwww you're not BI. where you could want to have sex with someone BESIDES this one person rn?? or ACE??? if you Don't have sex rn and you Don't explode and die 5 min later we will Know you Could Be Asexual" like, this isn't how it works anyways obviously but theoretically if it did: we would not be like "oh sorry guess that's what matters" unless what mattered was some people's being lower on a hierarchy and at the quite literal disposal of those with more power than them. what would the crisis be of someone going "well i think. every gay person? is bi" or someone going "you've just told me your name is gloria but i think your name is actually tetris...." or "i'm so embarrassed i wish everyone but me was dead" if none of these things can hinder the existence of people having sex w/autonomy for all involved or people getting to tell you their name or all other people being alive

the banger quote on my imdb page was saying "no, i don't 'Have' to, but i'm going to" to an authoritarian in my life, concluding several minutes' "negotiation" of [i 'have' to hang up on this call now b/c the movie i'm standing in this movie theater to see is about to start. no i won't explode and die if i don't. i also won't explode and die if i don't keep "talking" to you (being Talked At / lectured & upbraided from afar)] funny how that works. i also Know this was a checkmate b/c that person gave up on responding (or, technically, switched to The Silent Treatment, which worked even worse via phone than in person) and i did hang up rather than miss the movie i showed up for and then they had to resort to Other Methods: telling someone willing to take on the enabling cop mode that i had Essentially said Go Fuck Yourself. like well that's right, and the fact that it's a "go fuck yourself" to get to say "i am going to end the call b/c i choose to do something else" and then actually do so is a real testament to this relationship. and if one had said "i can't keep talking, i have to go" and someone's like "sldfj you mean thou MAY not keep talking" teehee i don't know, CAN you have the peas????? it's like this obviously doesn't matter. i can choose to do shit and choose to not do shit without exploding and dying right this very second, except for taking 5 sec to eat a deadly bomb with a timer set for 5 sec. This Is Not The Point. why is autonomy off-limits to Anyone.

#authoritarian parent whose silent treatments fail: anti crossdressing household law will get everyone to stop inconveniently Being People #spoilers: i continue to be a real life person; nonbinary; autistic; i continue to not engage in a relationship w/that parent b/c #Their choice was to have that relationship be the authority & the property. so the response to that: not being in that situation. #creating that kind of relationship & then being like ''why don't i get the Benefits of a different kind of relationship that is defined by #everyone being recognized as people and having actual positive experiences and legitimately Wanting to interact :('' #the autonomy to Not do something b/c you don't want to = the autonomy to Totally do something b/c you do want to #hence the idea of the True / Ideal Homosexual being ''but i Must Only have gay sex or i'll explode & die'' vs ''i feel like having gay sex' #yeah we ''could'' all be forced into binary genders & nuclear family units & be miserable & isolated but not literally explode. #but why should we. why would we. why can't we Not do that #hence as well that queer autonomy=everyone's autonomy. ppl who id as cishet? don't need to be Forced into that or into Awful Marriage Asap #but they do if we wanna isolate everyone / eliminate broader social support networks / restrict the autonomy to do anything else #asexuality handshake bisexuality. parallel to aromanticism handshake polyamory #and the backup to ''well but you won't literally die'' is to preclude Choice entirely by diverting the focus from [questioning ur choices] #to [questioning whether you have the capacity to make choices] as an extension. lens on ableism / disability justice is in Everything #not in like a ''huh. who'd've thought that overlapped'' Fun Fact way but in [you don't Understand that issue fully if you don't see ableism #someone's always getting to justify their authority by their Superior Ability vs others' Inferior/Absent Ability #saw that zany ''radical queer theory based on vibes is now that asexuals aren't queer'' streak definitely manifest ableism #a good ol fashioned ''asexuals won't consider What's Wrong With Them / try harder to seek some conversion therapy'' great stuff gang #or even more useless declarations of ''haha but most people Aren't ace. it's not Normal to not want to have sex. checkmate?'' #and what is your conclusion to that logic? ended up in ''ace ppl. are cringe!! & maybe not real!!!'' aaand what do we do with that? #what praytell do you suggest change based on that. how has that exclusionist analysis served queer lives. how is it continuing to do so. #versus like and who cares if everyone Could possibly all be labeled bi if what is In Practice anyways is ppl getting to have sex or Not how #they want to anyways. recognizing that Any trans person's existence is a testament to Everyone's autonomy #any ''threat'' to children is always guaranteed abt the Threat to [parents' control to decide Who & What a child gets to be] #that is; ''protecting'' children is abt the child being the property of parents. gotta protect That by withholding all info about trans ppl #even existing from kids b/c Property can't decide their identities for themselves so Children can't be allowed to either #their even knowing that some people Do get to exist autonomously is; indeed; that ''threat'' to the [child is property] order #and Language as Possibility. it's the 2010s & you can only go ''that's me i'm nonbinary'' when you learn abt the word ''nonbinary'' #even though you can then know you always knew but you didn't have the word so you had to keep on using other; more inaccurate words.... #discovering the tree trunk of [word: Autistic] that roots all these branches of ppl talking abt Experiences & now Realizing Things....

[formulacherry]

I’d like to hear more about your bisexual Carlos agenda if your willing to share 👀

omg yes of course! it’s my favourite thing to talk about (next to my bi!daniel agenda)

disclaimer: i’m not trying to force sexuality on anyone, this is all hypothetical, take it with a grain of salt etc etc

ok so, as a bisexual myself, i just feel like carlos gives off such INTENSE bi energy and i have since the moment i got into formula 1. like i was instantly drawn to him and i feel like that’s why. bi’s supporting bi’s 💗💜💙

anyway a lot of it (for me) stems from the way he’s so inherently comfortable touching men— i feel like that’s a given, but also the fact he’s so comfortable complimenting them as well? (re: lando whenever he does literally anything) none of the straight guys i know would ever do shit like that and i come from a friendship group of very affectionate men.

plus the way he LOOKS at other men literally blows my mind. like he literally wants to devour them. like obviously he looks at lando like he hung the moon and all the stars but charles as well? max? nico? LEWIS? idk something about it has always stood out to me.

anyway

in my version of events carlos realises he’s bi at like 14-15 when he’s at a pool party or something. all his friends are talking about whichever girl was the first to grow boobs or whatever and carlos is thinking ok yeah boobs are nice but also there’s a guy there with abs and he thinks oh that’s also nice.

i also feel like he comes to terms with it pretty quickly and he’s not ashamed by it, per say, but it’s not like he’s running round with a bi pride flag because he knows his family has a reputation to uphold and he’s scared he’ll mess something up for them. and on that note i feel like he doesn’t tell his parents, but his sisters and close friends know and they’re supportive.

so he starts fucking both girls and guys, and in his mind he’s like why wouldn’t i be bisexual? girls? hot. guys? hot. double the dating/fucking pool. it’s simple mathematics! everyone should be bisexual!

also there’s this old interview where the guy straight up asks carlos if he’s gay and carlos goes “no. obviously.” why obviously??? what’s obvious about it? what are you hiding?

also he can’t sit in chairs properly

#ask #carlos sainz jr #bi!carlos #that’s a tag now i guess

[khaleesiofalicante]

YOOO DANI <3

how ya doin? keeping up the anti-raisin agenda?

i'm back! and i would've been back sooner. but yk, on wednesday i wrote an ask, and the rafael in me decided to proofread it like,, 173748383 times. and then, after possibly half an hour, i tried to send it, but your ask box was already closed dkrbkdjtnggn

why did this happen twice already 😭 i'll start writing my ask down on fucking paper and just sending you a pic sksksksksk

ANYWAYS i wanted to give you a lil life update <3 i've not been active on tumblr cause i'm veeery busy with school. and sure, it's a lot, but it's also the good kind of busy? if you get me? like, i'm making more friends and starting to look forward to school a little. it's noice. dilf!alec teacher is teching us about the holocaust. he's also making to many nazi jokes staph bitch it's not politically correct

i've been quietly reading ials, and i got thoughts ok. as a child of divorce, the fic is a real ride ngl. it's not difficult for me to read, but there's just so much shit i can relate to and i've been having the overwhelming urge to punch david in the face (respectfully) once or twice. like, dude, he's really dating max's actor. IT'S HIS JOB TO PRETEND THAT HE'S MAX. THE CLOWNERY, DAVID. DIS YOU -> 🤡???

speaking of divorce, i literally just found out three days ago that the reason for my parent's divorce wasn't that 'they just didn't love each other anymore', no, it was because my mother cheated. THRICE.

I FOUND OUT A FEW DAYS AGO. THEY NEVER TOLD ME. THEY GOT DIVORCED 5 YEARS AGO

also i didn't really react to it i just stood there and went like: what 🤠

anyways this is long. if i got anything else to say i'll send another ask if it's ok. sorry for ranting ajajajjaja i love ranting to you, if it ever bothers you you gotta tell me bruv

hope you're doing well bebe <3

i'm always promoting my anti-raisin agenda.

also being good kind of busy is sometimes much needed. I'm glad you're enjoying it.

when i was in school (and i did history for A/Ls) my history teacher (who also taught abt the holocaust - but didn't make any jokes yay) was so beautiful and so hot. I had the biggest crush on her and she was kind of my bi awakening 🥺

i just think history teachers can GET IT.

i will not get into the topic of the clownery by IALS david. i shan't!

and i am so sorry you had to find out about your parents that way. i hope you're okay and they actually address this properly and apologize to you (if this is something you want!).

and you are always welcome to rant here. i like it :)

#rosa rosa rosa

[reigningmax]

SDFIHSDJF omfg thank you so much... i knew the list was long but wow. now i see it clearly 🙏 - bi max anon 🫡

the bi max agenda truly thrived today, welcome bestie!

#asks #chit chat #Anonymous

[thetwelfthcrow]

Headcanons game Max Verstappen.

Max Emilian Verstappen | zhalia's headcanon

Sexuality Headcanon: yk genuinely i can see straight/gay/bi for him fr. when people write him as fully gay i'm like yeah, i can see that. i'd like to stay a bit closer to irl and i'd hc him as bisexual. silly little bi man with his silly little cocktails and white vest and touchy touchy with his friends. that one interview where max confidently named grindr as social media platform lives in my head rent free. but he's bisexual with a close-to-pansexual mindset of like 'ah, whatever i feel like today'. if he goes to the club and he's feeling a little fruity, he'll wake up with a man in his bed. otherwise he'll wake up w a woman. doesn't really matter all too much. also i think he's the type to not really label himself.

When it comes to kinks: i can see him as both a sub and a dom. he can absolutely put someone on their knees, but he also likes to be choked and praised. i think he'd be the type to Know what his kinks are and to keep figuring out what he likes. he'd be sooo down to try something new, but he's also very aware of his own boundaries. he's relatively confident about his body but more in the sense that he doesn't really care too much about how he looks. i'd loooove to see him in shibari but i don't know if that is something he'd do. maybe with a whole lot of trust and caring.

Gender Headcanon: max is the last person on earth to Think Thoroughly about this. so he's cis in the sense that he wouldn't even know what cis means but just do whatever he wants.

A ship I have with said character: ...do i have to say it? 4433, of course!

A BROTP I have with said character: norstappen!!! i loooove his friendship with lando so so much.

A NOTP I have with said character: there's something to be said for all max ships, i can see the appeal in all of them, really. i just don't see myself writing lestappen (more bc i don't... really care for charles) or maxiel (i have one maxiel fic up but that was before i characterised anyone accuratly tbh). other notps generally come down to: i don't write this driver (checo, for instance.)

biggest notp i have is this bitch called y/n. i really don't see the appeal between max and y/n. or Original (Fe)male Character, who is SHE

A random headcanon: this man doesn't know how to cook if it could save his life. he is incredibly generous (with both his time and his money) and puts every important thing about his friends in his agenda so he doesn't forget (birthdays, matches, job interviews).

General Opinion over said character: my babywaby <3 i want him filthy disgusting and covered in come. i want him spoiled with his favorite food. i want him tied up and helpless. i want him to win every thing ever and be the happiest he can be. i want him overstimulated till he cries. most of all, i want him to go to fucking therapy.

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[driver headcanons!]

[rpf disclaimer: all of this is fake bro]

#Anonymous #headcanon game! #MV #not main-tagging this lmao #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat

[sithwitch13]

AEW Collision 10/14/23

-fite I am begging you to stop squeaking at me

-dear god I love Ricky Starks

-MEAT

-Andretti please stop flirting with CJ, you are bad at it

-DANHAUSEN

-ah yes a pubic sarkonium ring

-nick wayne about to be grounded on live tv

-Max Caster is here representing us disaster bis

-goth skye

-GIVE US SPOOKY WITCHES

-yooo LFI coming back

-welp rip action andretti

-Nigel's undying anti-Bryan agenda cheers me

-mox is too busy charging his dog to come help bryan

#aew collision

[maxverstepponme]

I usually love the blog but the past few days there’s this weird agenda of Max & Charles. Shipping people, especially real people I find weird & block/filter it in the tags but can’t avoid it when it’s on the blog. No wonder K & her minions have started pushing the bi thing all the time. Please can we stop fantasising about someone’s sexuality when they have always been in hetro relationships

That’s why I haven’t been posting other asks. Max and Charles are my favorite bromance after Maxiel, but people pushing this narrative is so weird to me. Someone’s sexuality isn’t a topic of discussion.

[mikebibibibitches]

Max: *smiles*

Eleven: *blushes* *slams hand on the table* That's It! I'm killing her!

Dustin: Or, you could just get your shit together and ask her out.

Eleven: K-killing is easier..

#elmax #eleven #max hargrove #dustin henderson #will byers #mike wheeler #byeler #look at her putting non related tags #she's a grown up #the gay agenda™ #stranger things #the gay and the bi™