#blow up chair

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Barbie Sit n’ Style (1999) 🌸

#Barbie #Barbie doll #Barbie dolls #sit n style #Barbie sit n style #1999 #90s #inflatable chair #blow up chair #blow up furniture #y2k #2000s #2000s nostalgia #2000s style #2000s kids #y2k nostalgia #00s #y2k aesthetic #y2k style #2000s kid #y2kcore #dolls #doll collection #doll collector #00score #00s aesthetic #00’s fashion #00s core #y2k fashion #2000s fashion

[gifti3]

What if Asmo got gum stuck in his hair, like really in there and somewhere he cant see easily

But MC helps him get it out and they manage to without damaging or cutting his hair

#Not to be thirsty early in the morning but i think thst would really get him going #but seriously i was imagining this scenario in bed this morning #like making him sit in a chair (or on a pillow on the ground next to his bed) #whatever works for you #using hair clips to pin the nonstuck hair out of the way #theres like several different ways that can help remove gum--including peanut butter #Anyways mc is just searching up what to do and is like “okay...” #“we got this 👍” #and theyre so gentle when handling his hair cause they know how much he cares about it #obey me asmodeus x mc #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus x reader #My question tho is how gum got stuck in his hair like that lol #He let his guard down for 3 seconds and laid his head against a wall outside or something without thinking maybe #Or some silly cartoon shenanigans #Where someone is just blowing and big gum bubble and it pops and gets everywhere lmaoo #I like the cartoon one #Cause its silly #i pray for whoever did that tho cause ik he was mad mad #but seriously hes so thankful and pleased #like staring at you with sparkly anime eyes type shit #(//☯^☯//) #maybe something like this lol #and probably kisses and hugs too #....i think asmo would use emoticons actually #hes an XD user so i dont think its far fetched #let him send emoticons in the chat it would be funny and the brothers would probably want him to stop #except levi actually #levi joins in #ahhh my brain is so cute this morning WOW

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

solaris was crazy for not testing the rocket chair before she installed it into the madrid facility btw. zor could have literally blown up. did they know that she didn't test it?? i don't know whether it's funnier to assume that she's so confident in her ability that she didn't feel the need to test it for lethal malfunctions, or if zor getting in some horrible pyrotechnics incident was her fantasy from the start.

#ieytd #commander solaris #or secret third option: zor stretched her so thin she did not physically have the time to properly test it #which. admittedly. seems most plausible when you consider the fact she seems disappointed that SHE couldn't have tested it #which. in itself flows back into theory one. because i don't think she would test her rocket chair if she thought it would have blowed up #still its CRAZY that she got away with that shit. ieytd could have been one game #zor could have been horribly mangled in some freak chair incident and that would have been it no more video games

[grendelsmilf]

Touga’s “it’s not okay to be gay” speech is only surpassed by his “it’s not okay to lay eggs” speech

Do you think Touga thinks it’s okay for two guys to hook up but not two girls

frankly, i think touga is fine with homosexuality of all kinds insofar as it is replicating the dynamics of power and control that he understands all sexual exchange to be. so he’s fine with having Gay Sex with akio because (in his mind) he is accepting his own exploitation to eventually subsume akio’s power (that’s how the world works). and he’s fine having Gay Sex with saionji because it’s a way of having power over saionji (and not because he actually cares about saionji, that would be absurd!). but to him, the thought of nanami being a lesbian (which, imo, she is) and realizing that about herself would lead to her toppling the paradigm that pedestalizes touga as her brother/husband/father/patriarch/god, as her fixation on him is (partially, although not totally) erotic, and maintaining the logic of heterosexuality (patriarchal/biological) is crucial to maintaining her subservient loyalty. so i think in that moment (but also generally) he is specifically attempting to demoralize her to keep her in line, but also because making her feel bad about herself (for things i don’t even think she has yet realized about herself) makes him feel good about himself, if only because hurting nanami is a way of exercising his control over others, and if he can’t control those weaker than him, then what does he have??

#utena #anon #ask #incest cw / #i think he just likes fucking with her head and upsetting her #whereas i do think saionji thinks lesbianism is strange and perverse #although tbf i don’t think he’s a fan of gay people either. (despite being a gay people) #but he’ll fuck a guy to prove a point. he’ll complain the whole time but he’ll do it #anyway. what was I talking about #oh right. nanami #ive been thinking about touga more lately #trying to understand him better #but it’s so hard to sympathize with him when he is so mean to the best girl in the whole universe #i want to blow him up with tnt im sorry 😭😭😭😭 #like the more i try to wrap my head around his fucked up logic of control #the more i am just like. electric chair for making your baby sister cry over you every single day . #i know that’s wrong of me i KNOW im SORRY

[m0e-ru]

losers meetup

#persona 4 spoilers #persona 5 royal spoilers #p4 #p5 #gsa sl au #takuto maruki #tohru adachi #arttag #boot.tingting #komikku #// IGNORE the inconsistency of the chairs . like i care <- on their knees #// they let maruki do psych evals since they were spending too much of the budget on professionals and this guy would do it free of charge #// 'sorry god kinda used my body as a vessel for a separate avatar and um some kid fucked up both my corneas even though it had one eye' #// i tried to draw susanoo and yosuke trying to stop gigi and souji . souji has kill maim murder here #// adding onto the college acquaintances part yes woo yes everyone loves putting maruki in inaba 💪 #// adachi knowing maruki was a cognitive psience major he would steer clear explaining all of the tv shit #// he joked about how this guy could 'really' change the world if it was real and now hes seen it with his own eyes he doesnt #// want to take any chances he saw namatame grow a messiah complex what about this ween #// if i mess up royal lore please blow up this gas station #// adachi isnt really in prison yet so hes just in his shirt with a number ID oh this takes place before arena too

[mistninja]

The burden of hating a show your best friend loves

#sighs. i have to finish invincible s2 #i dont wannaaaa #like this show is either bad or boring its never good #the most interesting bit is the debbie stuff and its not even that compelling its just better than the rest #and i need to be a hater about the animation #i cant bring it up wirh him cuz then i just sound like a weeb but cmon #weekly anime with a fraction of the budget look better than this. black clover looks better than this #guts and blood dont make your action scenes better #sometimes i just want to strap him to a chair and force him to watch some shonen it would blow his mind #maybe then he would understand my high standards for action shows

[alchemistdetective]

"People who keep stupidly long hair, how do you do it without tying it and taking care of it for this long?"

"...... No, seriously. How?"

He does have long hair as Fuyuki, but he ties and braids it, at least.

For people who just let it loose like Khloe, Illya, Sanae... Especially in summer...

How?

#HAIR JUST ENDS UP GETTING STUCK ON EVERYTHING #GETS STUCK ON THE TREE? #AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON GETTING STUCK ON THE CHAIR #WIND BLOWING? WOOPS #Eri's just shapeshifting into his friends and realizing these PROBLEMS #muse: eri

[soldez]

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#i have to say this somewhere or im gonna go crazy #so at a preschool. you HAVE to have one adult sitting at every table when kids are eating. and you also need a person in the hall #for kids getting their lunchboxes and going to the bathroom and shit ok. are you with me here. this makes sense #so today. my 2 coworkers had already taken the chairs bc i got caught up in the hall but i was so fucking hungry that i just ate standing u #which was fine. like i could just put my lunch down if someone needed my help and i Did that ok it was fine. no one was left alone #but later at SNACKTIME. it took me forever to get these 2 kids in the room and seated ready to eat & by the time i got in some kids were #already finished and ready to go to the playroom. so i was like ok i guess I'm not eating for the latter half of the day because they cant #be left alone. and my 2 coworkers at this point were sitting with the snackers and they looked fine so i looked after the Players #intermittently glancing to the snack tables to make sure everyone was fine mind you #So what happened here was. #There was a 20 second interval between the time i glanced up to see 2 adults at the snack table. And the time i glanced up to see #a completely unsupervised snack table. one kid STANDING UP ON THE TABLE blowing raspberries and pointing at the other kids #could not have been more than 20 or 30 seconds that i wasn't looking and NO ONE TOLD ME they were leaving the room #if i had been WARNED that they were leaving i would have prioritized the snackers and sat with them so no one choked and no one fucking #stood on the table #but they both just left for whatever reason without saying anything #and when i brought it up after school they were just like. well marty you were eating too much during lunch #next time you should eat before coming in to work so you can give the kids your full attention #??????? i already skipped a meal today for that exact reason?? how is it my fault that i don't want to starve? #am i actually in the wrong here because it's driving me FUCKING nuts. that was NOT a safe situation and it obviously can NOT happen again #but the issue was a lapse in communication not me wanting to eat food so i don't actually die #and those were two different times of day so they're not even relevant #obviously there are bigger issues in the world than this but i feel like throwing up over it. this was not my fault #I'm sorry that you guys can survive off of like 1 spoonful of granola and a single acai berry for the entire day but im not built like that

[jrueships]

looooool lololololol

#sorry im pondering over the thought of diggs/allen afters*x sorry #they have very much opposite actions after doing it #josh loves his naps and his cuddles so he will want to call it an early night night after one handjobbie even #unless hes angry or frustrated. then diggs is gonna be on for a long. aching haul #but stef could go literally 700 rounds in the same night and still try to get up and wobble around the house doing whatever #his strange mind is set to #even with *** still dripping out his *** #obvs hes gonna clean it soon or just lick some of it off like hes a dirty h*e but hes not a dirty h*e u know #but when u have to make sure the singleperson chair is tilted just enough to capture ur good angle when u lay down like a cat in it #u have to make sure t(im not rewriting all that. i forgor) #u know!! #and ok maybe some of the wandering stems from diggs hating to display uncontrollable neediness/beauty in front of the people he cares about #MAYBE HE GETS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED ABT THE WAY HIS THIGHS TREMBLE AND THE MUSCLE JIGGLES THEN TENSES FROM CONSTANT CHANGE #MAYBE HE HATES THAT HE LOVES HOW HE HATES THE WAY HE LOVES WHEN ALLEN'S STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES ARE OVERTAKEN BY BLACK #FROM HIS PUPILS BLOWING AND HIS LIPS PARTING IN NOTHING BUT ADORATION AND ADMIRATION OVER HIS WR #and the bliss he's been put in OKAY MAYBE ! MAYBE !! #AND MAYBE BY GETTING AWAY FOR A BIT LIKE AN APATHETIC BLACK CAT SLINKING AWAY INTO THE NIGHT HELPS #KEEP STEF FROM COMPLIMENTING JOSH OVERANDOVERANDOVERAND- AGAIN. BCS HES JUST SO. UGHH. AND HE GETS SO. uGh #when stef compliments him and stef LOVES complimenting him bcs stef LOVES speaking the truth and what he says IS the truth #and josh LOVES hearing it and . UGHHH it's so MUSHY it's GROSS!!!!!!!@! grosser than the *** still in his *** #... even grosser than the fact that stef will sometimes hold off on cleaning up while walking away bcs he knows josh #as tired as he is.. will make the bed heave a great strain of spring and coils from the owner's devoted departure #following stef with blankets towels some freshly brewed tea and wrapping him into a big hug #as he breaks the singleperson couch from trying to cuddle like a giant dog that doesnt know it's a giant dog #MAYBE THEYRE GROSS AND SICK AND STUPID AND DOMESTIC OR WHATEVER! AND MAYBE DIGGS HATESLOVESHATESLOVESLOVES IT??? #THATS THEIR BUSINESS !! AND IM UP PONDERIN IT 🗣‼️‼️ SORRY #ted sus #diggs/allen #ted redacted #it's late so ihope noone sees this LOL it's embarrassingfr 😭😭 IHATELOVE

[thieves-never-say-die]

There are three episodes between the Grave Danger Job and the Experimental Job

Three episodes

Three episodes between Hardison getting kidnapped by a drug cartel and buried alive - his biggest fear - while the rest of the team scrambles to save him before it’s too late, and when Hardison is kidnapped by a bunch of frat guys who think they can get away with anything and are backed by the CIA

Just… having some thoughts about this

#like how terrifying that would’ve been #for everyone really #three episodes after getting buried alive Hardison gets a bag thrown over his head and is dragged off somewhere away from his team #I’m sure the dark and constricting nature of that didn’t remind him of anything at all #definitely not #but also the rest of the team panics a bit too #like how immediatly they all drop everything to get him back #the barely restrained panic in Parker’s voice when she tells the others what she’s found #Nate gets up so fast he sends his desk chair spinning and tells Eliot to blow the con #which Eliot has no problem doing #and we don’t see it but Eliot full on tortures that man until he says where Hardison is #anyway I am having… Thoughts about this #alec hardison #grave danger job #experimental job #leverage #m talks #m speaks

[queenofbaws]

the medical questionnaire: please describe your health concern(s) in the space provided.

me, your average chronic illness haver: buddy, we are gonna need more than one line for this one, i think.

#im a medical mess #you guys will never GUESS what i've been doing all morning #blowing such tender smooches to my chronically unwell buds out there. nothin like setting up appts all morning to just really jazz you up #'says here you aren't feeling well. how so?' 'pal..........pull up a chair and pour yourself a drink cuz we're gonna be here for a minute'

[fluffydice]

I have been studying/testing since about 7:30 this morning and we stopped at 2. Yes I was going insane by the end because I don’t have my meds and the caffeine had worn off

I stay winning though‼️🔥💥💪

#brought my stuffed shark and started rocking in my chair by the end because holy SHIT #thought I was going to blow up

[levmada]

i wasnt going to talk abt this but the irony is too convenient

theres a very very old youtube channel that dates back to antiquity (my childhood) that i rediscovered recently. surreal visuals done in ms paint with super disturbing implications/settings/"lyrics" to 30-second "songs" which are more like religious chants.

like their most popular video is a parody on human nature and society, its perversions, greed, cruelty, selfishness, and the song is catchy as FUCK.

but then you have "behds" which is just a 20 second clip of a guy drawn in ms paint complaining about being a servant for anthropomorphic birds

the channel is called "treatsforbeasts"

ZEKE would be fucking obsessed with it. he'd think it's the epitome of genius modern art. (most of the videos are pretty disturbing did i mention?) NOBODY understands treatsforbeasts like him. he's super pretentious about it and would get all cocky and indignant if you're disturbed by it.

#they disappeared like 8 years ago and have since come back with these rly professional style 30 minute films that i havent watched all the #way through #and they make actual music now #its blowing my mind #bc theyre blowing up on tiktok #and i feel like a geriatric old man taking a long drag of a cigar sitting in my rocking chair with all these zoomers sat in front of me #'oh... those were the days...' #ah yes...... another reminder that im aging..... #anyway #zeke yeager #zeke.thoughts #zeke jaeger

[prolibytherium]

Biggest letdown in IASIP for me is DaManiac not making any more appearances after the timeshare episode. I desperately hoped there would be in an extended continuity gag where he's still living in Mac and Dennis's apartment for the rest of the season (til it burns down). Like, they couldn't figure out how to make him leave.

#Oh his actor died a couple years after. rip.... #iasip #In a similar vein I really hope the fact that they got rid of all their real furniture persists into s17. That would delight me #It doesn't have to be everything but I'm hoping at least a couple of those leopard print blow up chairs are still there

[knowlesian]

stede and ed and communication and e8 breaks my fucking heart, the short version.

so: from stede’s end, he’s in an ever-more wildly spinning nightmare. he woke up to chaos and his shit getting blown up, jack is an ASSHOLE, he’s monopolizing all ed’s attention and ed is going along with it as well as not picking up on the array of hint flares stede throws at him and then understanding what they mean and reacting accordingly, the crew keeps siding with the frat pirate from hell, the pained smiles he starts throwing out this episode pain me— this sucks for him. this suuuuucks.

but from ed’s end, his bro from back in the day just rolled up and he’s excited to try and merge his old life and his new one. shades of jim and nana, but calico jack is no nana. he’s not factoring izzy’s fucking insane embrace of a bootlicking plan into things, so he thinks stede and jack are giving each other a shot, not that stede is trying his damnedest despite poor communication to give jack a chance and jack is just here to fuck shit up for eeeeeveryone. 

(because if nothing was Afoot, ed would probably be right! i get the sense jack would just say ‘fuck your nerd fetish, no chances shall i give ed this guy is weeeeeeeiiiiiird and super gay as in uncool, now let’s stab shit or fuck, unlike izzy i am a gross toxic pirate who actually fucks’ if he wasn’t here to be the world’s most arrested development flavored honeytrap. jack using tactics from stede’s world while wearing the aesthetic of ed’s world: veeeeery narratively cool.)

anyway. stede and ed both have no idea what’s actually going on there, re: The Plan, but here’s where things get really interesting— i think if two very small moments of communication go better, jack can’t work his grody magic and the episode unfolds very much another way.

moment one: when ed comes to check in with the... admittedly seemingly somewhat obvious if you think about stede for point five seconds ‘hey, should we like... not blow up your stuff???’ question. ed’s ready to hear he fucked up, he’s not going to take it hard or be mad at stede. he introduces the idea and assumes yeah: shit. look at him. i fucked up.

and then stede, having been trained in the ways of Never Being A Bother (OR FUCKIN ELSE) is like no! i love it when people blow up my things! this was something i would have done anyway.

he is obviously not telling the truth, ed is like ...well. that seems untrue but you said it, so... okay? either i believe this or you’re lying to me in a way i need to be wary of, because three episodes ago you explained passive-aggression to me and i don’t see it as a social nicety as well as a weapon, i’m only seeing it as a mode of attack.

which: in a way, this helps shove ed harder at jack. stede thinks he’s making this easier on them both by not acknowledging that YEAH, ed, that’s not cool? i AM annoyed? because honestly, if you’d been thinking about my feelings at all when you did it, this conversation would not even be happening. what actually happens is that now ed is aware stede’s unhappy but cannot be entirely sure why. that sets him off-balance again in a way they had been working past since e7′s breakthrough, fuuuuck i love this team.

so. if stede says there, because ed clearly is ready to hear it: yeah, you fucked up, that changes how ed approaches the situation going forward in terms of not just diving headlong into the thrill of seeing an old buddy and falling back into your old patterns together.

second moment: the breakfast table. if stede says in that moment something along the lines of ‘sure, jack can eat with us! why don’t we grab another plate. i don’t mind waiting to start until he has some food, too’, the gameboard switches up again. 

one moment of setting a gentle boundary and reminding ed that understandable nostalgic impulses aside, stede does not like being left out and is having a particularly rough time with this version of it, and jack’s shit loses power.

because ed doesn’t want to hurt stede. not even a little. he wants to have fun with jack, and i imagine is telling himself that if stede and jack can get along, this means stede can accept him but maybe even more: that ed can accept these changes in himself. (since izzy, the other avatar of ed’s past, was like literally the fuck i hate this man more than i’ve ever hated anyone and edward. edward. i RUN ON THAT SHIT.)

ed’s pushing on this so hard and needs it to work for reasons that are all about his own internal process, stede’s holding back for the exact same internal reasons, it’s all understandable.

and if two itttttty bitty moments go slightly different: nigh on entirely avoidable.

#truly i get mad at how good these writers are #because ed tries and stede is like no no no it's fine #and so ed goes... okay then. in an inverse of stede's whole thing where after being shut down once he shuts up forever #so if stede had been honest about the blowing shit up maybe ED is the one who says to jack hey asshole #that's his chair you can have my plate #i will wait stede you go ahead #because it's not all on stede OR ed #we can't always be great at saying what we mean and we can't always be great at remembering to ask #so the actual answer is a blend #somebody who never asks: are you cool with this? is not holding up their end #somebody who never says: i am not cool with this is also not holding up theirs #UGH SO HUMAN SO GOOD

[fluffmugger]

aaaaaAAAAAAAA @requiodile requiodile help help the candy is on my arse again

#my notifs areva fucking mess this morning #i was expecting some minor/mid level blowback for loudly blowing up fan conspiracy #not fucking neil gaiman with a steel chair