#bored sherlock

[consult-sherlockholmes]

God damn hospital those idiots noticed that I hacked the morphine pump and gave me a new one now with a security lock on it. I am bored and can't even use that now anymore for my entertainment. I am ready to bite my way out of the hospital. Whether I bite through the drywall or people is yet to be decided.

#Stupid idiots everywhere i hate everyone on this planet #I am going to set fire to the hospital sheets i will find a way #Why cant they let me have my only joy the morphine pump #Damn spoilsports #roleplay #sherlock roleplay #sherlock holmes #sherlock #bbc sherlock #rp #Sherlock in hospital #Bored sherlock #I am bored #Sherlock rants

[contact-guy]

Noble Bachelor doodles I HAVE A THEORY and I have to make it funny or else I will cry

(this is a part of the Watson's Sketchbook series)

#his line about 'be bored or to lie' is such an oscar wilde-ism #why is there never a scene in canon where holmes has to attend a fancy dinner and makes himself a nuisance #sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #acd canon #my art #noble bachelor #watsons sketchbook

[warlenys]

house md, 5x04 / 8x22.

#said it before i'll say it again ending your medical drama with cancer's boring is crazy #especially when it's a reference to how they met.... #the only thing that truly doesn't bore house is wilson #and if you bring sherlock holmes into this?? horror #what were they on #house md #hilson #gif #+ #house spoilers

[logosbot-tm]

If I had a nickel for each time I shipped a ship where Martin Freeman plays one character, whilst the other character has black hair and blue eyes, and Martin Freeman's character witness the death of the second character, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it weird that it happened twice.

#johnlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #john watson #martin freeman #the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #the nature of me is that ever so often i get back into either bagginshield or johnlock #why? #nostalgia. #and the amount of fics. #(also ive realised that nowadays i just...find Sherlock bbc to be bad. its bad and it's boring but it pretends to be good???) #(i still somehow enjoy the johnlock part of it? and the johnlock fics? i? i dont get it)

[gaytobymeres]

Benoit Blanc's similarities to other fictional detectives

Specifically Holmes, Poirot and Columbo because I'm most familiar with them and saw many of their characteristics in Blanc.

Impeccable clothes - Poirot

Cigar - Columbo

Post-case slump - Holmes

Eccentric - Holmes, Poirot, Columbo

Detection as a means of helping people, not just for the sake of solving crimes - Holmes (and Poirot and Columbo to a slightly lesser extent)

Fun name – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot

Referred to by surname (almost) all of the time, even by close friends/partners – Columbo, Holmes, Poirot

Kindness to and deep respect for vulnerable women – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot

Said to be the best detective in the world – Holmes, Poirot

Fun American accent – Columbo

Hates rich people who abuse their financial influence – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot

Polite – Columbo (of course Holmes and Poirot can also be very polite but I don't feel like it's a defining characteristic for them the way it is for Columbo)

Rude to mean rich people in a way that is so polite the horrible rich people don’t realise they’re being made fun of/talked to rudely – Holmes, Poirot

Politeness and diplomacy that is often pushed too far and they explode into explicit anger – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot

Drama in resolution – all three to varying degrees, but especially Poirot

Understated and affable – Columbo

Involved in self-contained stories – Columbo, Poirot, Holmes (though a couple of Holmes stories do link closely to previous stories)

Uses the word 'afoot' – Holmes

Gay – Holmes, Poirot (I'll let you decide if this applies to Columbo)

#feel free to add to this or debate it (but kindly) #sherlock holmes #hercule poirot #benoit blanc #columbo #knives out #glass onion #acd sherlock holmes #obviously many of these were intentional and the films have a definite poirot vibe #like benoit blanc is a homage to other detectives but still fresh - i like that he is not the most central character for example #hes an homage to older detective fiction but the films bring a different perspective #i could maybe make this into a venn diagram but for ease it is a list #holmes doesnt necessarily help women get their revenge but he also doesnt stand in their way #like with kitty winter and then the women who shot CAM #actually im not too familiar with kitty winter's story so dont quote me on it but im pretty sure she fits the point im making #left out some obvious ones like 'consults with police' bc that's boring imo

[docjwatsonmdblogposts]

@marianaametxazurra D’you reckon this could fit in the office?

#sherlock is bored #john watson rp #sherlock holmes rp #sherlock roleplay #john watson #sherlock & co #sherlock rp #sherlock and co

[aq2003]

ten is like oohhhh i will always have to come to terms with how everyone that i love will leave me behind (bc i'm a near immortal alien) and how they will always find someone else more important than me (bc i'm a near immortal alien) and i have trouble holding onto my connections with them bc the way i love them isn't enough/isn't the right kind of love for them (bc i'm a near immortal alien) and then he dies in 6 years so his storyline is like a metaphor for being aroace instead

#that bit from that big finish audio drama where he's like 'how DO you people fall in love so easily' angsting abt donna leaving him. #HIM. AROACE. good night #obviously i am skipping over details but the existence of john smith and tentoo on top of this makes this funnier #tenth doctor #dr who #aspec doc tag #every day i'm haunted by m*ffat saying the idea of [sherlock] being ace is 'boring' Brother you worked on doctor who. #10 era

[countfagulaa]

You know what I dislike? When BBC Sherlock completely takes over all the answers provided by Google when you google the name Sherlock Holmes or anything related to the books. I gotta search shit up like "What did Sherlock Holmes say that one time to that one guy in the books" or I will get an answer that's not actually correct at least not according to the actual primary source aka the books.

Like I don’t like that we’ve somewhat made it to where the public thinks of that show’s image of Sherlock Holmes when they hear that name rather than the character that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle created. No hate to Benedict Cumberbatch his performance was seriously amazing but that’s just not who that character is at least in my eyes. You can perceive a character in any way you’d like or feel most comfortable with. Someone may utter the surname Holmes and you might immediately think of Butterscotch Cubicle's image while I think of Jeremy Brett's and that's fine. It just peeves me a little to have a character I’ve become so attached to since childhood and his name become somewhat squandered in the eyes of the majority of the public yk?

I don’t wanna bash or send any hate to the fandom or even the show itself. It’s a good show and if you enjoy it as much as I enjoy the original character in the books or Granada's adaptation of Holmes that's sick. I just personally wish there was more of a barrier between the original character and the character in that series that doesn't accurately represent who that character is.

#what’s ur opinion on the show I’m curious #idk I’m bored and on one rn so don’t take this too seriously #also no judgement but if you think that Benedict Cumberbatch did a better Sherlock Holmes than Jeremy Brett I’m 100% judging you #just a lil tho #granada holmes #sherlock holmes #john watson #sherlock #johnlock #sherlock x john #acd holmes #dr watson #granada johnlock #bbc sherlock #acd sherlock #acd johnlock #acd sherlock holmes #jeremy brett #granada sherlock #granada sherlock holmes #Sherlock.txt

[coldflasher]

was rewatching the pilot again yesterday for fic reasons and thinking again about the sherlock-style screen annotations they had when barry was doing CSI work that they literally only did in the first ep and then never revisited again, presumably because they realized it'd be far too much effort to work out the details on such a precise level

and thinking about like. that barry allen with the hyper-precise exact measurements that he did by eye (with joe shaking his head in awe so you know that he's a CSI supergenius) vs. the leonard snart who timed his heists to the exact nanosecond (which again, presuming they ditched because it's a logistical nightmare to write dialogue that nitpicky and obsessive, and would be such a fucking pain to do on a week-to-week basis). like. yet another reason they are soulmates tbh. is audhd4autistic a thing the same way t4t is a thing? if it isn't then i'm making it a thing

#never noticed it before i became obsessed w autism but pilot barry is SCREAMING “stereotypical tv depiction of white male autistic savant” #like even the cadence of his speech and the level of clumsiness and social awkwardness was ramped up to an 11 in the pilot #literally i only watched half the ep and he accidentally bumped into like 4 people. #like... the lack of spatial awareness... he's so me. they really did go “the speedforce cured his appalling proprioception" #part of me is glad they dialled some of it back cos like. tv loooves to code characters as autistic in that very specific #way that's like. a big old stereotype. but then be like “wdym you interpret him as autistic. disgusting that you'd say that. die.” #but idk i also kinda liked it... again im ultimately glad they didn't stick w the sherlock-style annotation bc it would make writing casefi #SO much more difficult than it already is just in terms of like. how do you show that kind of thought process in a non-visual medium #in a way that's not incredibly boring and info-dumpy? #but i do have a soft spot for like. early seasons disaster barry allen who can't walk across a flat surface without crashing into something #and has no idea how to have a normal human conversation #my meta

[leslie057]

#stranger things #jonathan byers #poll #tumblr polls #nancy wheeler #jancy #< target audience #im bored #honorable mention: seeing a rope and then saying ‘they must have tied them’ in true no shit sherlock fashion #honorable honorable mention: yawning during family movie night #honorable honorable honorable mention: whispering to himself ‘trust issues??’ #dailyjonathanbyers

[lovl3igh]

the way some of tg says tb is boring cause they're loving perfect family who don't do anything interesting while greens is just better cause they're bunch of criminals but the moment anyone from tb commits any crime y'all like nope, i draw a line here, you're an awful person, nothing can excuse you and give a list of all terrible things tb did... as if seconds ago you didn't say they're "so perfect" and you prefer interesting flawed characters of team green who actually do something

#and the fact you can say in one moment that tb is boring loving family #and in the next that they're dysfunctional unlike tg #please 😭 #just pick one scenario at least #ofc tb isn't completaly functional as family #but still much better than tg #also i'm tired of constant need of writing “some of” #if i say tg or tb or people or fandom or anything #it doesn't automatically mean i address everyone #if you don't do things i'm writing about it's clearly not for you #move on #i don't need your “well actually not everyone do that 🤓☝️” #no shit sherlock #team green #anti team green #anti hotd fandom #hotd #house of the dragon #targaryen #team black #targaryen family #anti green stans

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I am boooooooooooooored.

#go on do something #give me something to deduce #some game to play #or share some interesting drama #spill the tea or however the colloquialism is called #roleplay #rp #sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #bored

[contact-guy]

Finding that Holmes was too absorbed for conversation, I had tossed aside the barren paper, and leaning back in my chair, I fell into a brown study.

-The Resident Patient, the Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

#pay attention to him he’s bored #sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #my art

[strangestcase]

Literally why are all Irene Adler posts on tumblr some shit like “Irene Norton could never heterosexually fuck Sherlock Holmes… because she’s heterosexually married to Mr. Norton before the eyes of God and the Church! hashtag love wins! what a lucky man! Now watch me project an entire personality onto this male character that shows up for a single scene! Never ever forget she takes his name after marriage like the good devoted wife she is! Respect!” Like helloooooo. Can anybody hear me.

#irene adler #sherlock holmes #acd canon #how can yall say that shit… I KNOW that she gets heterosexually married I KNOW THAT. I just wish she fucking didn’t because it’s boring!!! #appropriate for the time but boring as hell!!! I don’t give a fuck about what some old man says about the women he’s made up for a story #can you lot just put on your fucking thinking hats for a second and realize that you’re doing exactly what Those Evil Heterosexual Adapts d #which is DEFINING IRENE THROUGH THE MAN SHES CURRENTLY FUCKING? #only the X-men comics get a pass because they’re like . no actually that wasn’t a man she was marrying it was a lesbian in disguise RESPECT

[tvpsychics]

some very quick little sherlock holmes character portraits

#really this was style practice… i think it went well :) #mary morstan #mary watson #irene adler #sherlock holmes #john watson #arthur conan doyle #sigh. too bad mens hair from this era was so boring. let them serve

[safedistancefrombeingsmart]

Who wore it better? (Yea, I know it’s not quite the same color, but I blame it on the lighting. And Sherlock is cheating a bit quite a lot actually with the top button undone. ) (@consultjohnwatson​ @consult-sherlockholmes ;) )

#john watson #sherlock holmes #martin freeman #benedict cumberbatch #sherlock bbc #bbc sherlock #swinging with the finkels #my gfx #sorry I was bored #purple shirt #freetongue™