#bruh im so late seeing this but

[ozlices]

started a new save and experienced the new summer event for the first time............ bro what the FUCK

#mine #SPOILERS SPOILER SPOILERS DO NOT READ TAGS IF U WANNA AVOID SPOILERS #bruh it's been me & the baby playing together in front for the most part #& we were SO SCARED #IT FELT LIKE WE JUST RANDOMLY GOT SENT TO TLOU LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL TJRTKER #i mean it looks v cool and all but it was so scary to just randomly walk into like. bro................................... b r o. #tbh it feels like. an incentive to prioritize upgrading the axe faster #imagine all the wood u can get w the town being overrun by trees....... yum or whatever #sdv #sv #stardew valley #anyway that was terrifying but we made it out ok we used the item spawner to speedrun the cc #probs gonna do that for ginger island too tmr cause we wanna see the new stuff #and also just. HAVE a save file on desktop that IS actually late game #we never get that far bc we always have expanded KJHKTJHJRTKH #im intrigued wtf all these big ass trees mean though. what was he cooking. im scared. im intrigued.

[spagkeitti]

so glad i discovered bss or else id never know about the fantastic Mr Cha

#i finally got to watch part of the bss comeback vids bruh im so late #after seeing so many twitter posts of dino in that vid i had to draw him #dino was giving- #sorry mr cha was giving us everything i hope he comes back #he was really cha-cha-chaing hahhahahahah #anyways love him thanks seventeen for helping me through university TT #bss comeback #seventeen dino #mr cha #seventeen #seventeen fanart

[zorasink]

YALL.

OKAY WHO THE FUCK WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT THIS SCENE HAD TWO FUCKING LINES OF DIALOUGE— ONE COMING FROM CROSS (the white text )  

AND THE OTHER ONE COMING FROM OLD NIGHTMARE (the fainted purple text ) 

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME FUCKING THIS BECAUSE I FOUND THIS ONE A YEAR LATER AND I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE TAGS BOTH TWT AND TUMBLR BUT NOBODY POINTED THIS OUT AT ALL

AM I THAT SLOW INTO REALIZING THIS OR WAS THIS LIKE KNOWN TO EVERYONE AND I JUST HAVEN’T SEEN ANYONE TALK ABOUT THIS AT ALL????

BECAUSE LEMME TELL YA

HIS EXPRESSION HERE AFTER CROSS SAID THAT

MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE

#my thoughts #dream sans #cross sans #nightmare sans #underverse 0.6 #underverse 0.6 spoilers #WHAT THE HELL HOW COME IM SO LATE— #I KEEP WATCHING THIS SCENE ON REPEAT AND JUST TODAY I WANTED TO SEE THE SUBS #FOR THE EPISODE #BRUH #bro man Jael puts so much detail they fucking deserve an award

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

as my first act of 2023 im gonna expose myself: yes i did snap and wrote a vocaloid fic a while back, here it is

#my art lol #vocaloid #vocaloid fanart #oliver vocaloid #vocaloid oliver #halloween #candy #stars #pumpkin #THIS DOESNT COUNT AS THE FIRST DRAWING OF 2023 B/C I STARTED IT IN 2022. WAY BEFORE DEC 31ST #i just decided to finish it up on new years eve b/c why not. so the actual first drawing of 2023 remains to be seen #ugh i wouldve done better drawings like little scenes from the fic itself. that wouldve been fun #but at the same time its like... lowkey spoiler? idk. so this is an abstractish thing. looks like phone wallpaper material bruh #idk why anyone would have my art as phone wallpaper but. im just joking around #IF YOU CANT TELL IM VERY COMMITTED TO THE HALLOWEEN THEME JOKE. YES I KNOW ITS JANUARY. BUT LOOK AT MY BLOG BRUH #can you believe it guys? halloween! just a week away. halloween is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information #listen its the horror holiday so its instantly the best. fck da xmas bullshit halloween where it at 😩 #as you can see i get more insane in the ungodly morning hours so. yeah. my sleep schedule's been fcked so there's been more of this lately

[avoiltaire]

i cannot emphasise how much this godsend of a boy means to me

#OHMYGOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CANT #im addicted to thus mf #watched ep6 and cried #then remembered i still had pocky day art to do #bruh since i was 10 ive always wanted to draw pocky day art #pov shou sees this & either combusts or attack kisses him #took me like 5 hours #god i hate hard rendering but it looks good #i like this piece!! #bet he smells like homework and blood #ritsu kageyama #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho 100 fanart #shigeo kageyama #look i know im late for pocky day itself but lets ignore that xoxo #i was busy farming wins on idv #pocky day #shou suzuki #shouritsu #ritsushou

[merrysithmas]

fanon: "jedi are prob allowed to have romance n' stuff it's just like secondary to their responsibilities and no one really cares"

the jedi in their preeminent text The Jedi Path: "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. IF YOU EVEN THINK FOR ONE MILLISECOND OF HAVING ATTACHMENT TO ANYONE, EVER, PERSONALLY YOU, YEA YOU, YOU SPECIFICALLY ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE ORDER. IN FACT IF YOURE EVEN READING THIS AT ALL IT MUST BE BC YOU CONSIDERED IT! wow... sad. so JUST GIVE UP AND DRAG YOUR MISERABLE WASTED ASS OUT OF THE DOOR YOU PATHETIC, CONTEMPTABLE DISAPPOINTMENT"

#im sitting here like blinking #lol #they definitely draw parallels to extremism in these books on purpose #other than their positive qualities #it is meant to highlight the more extreme rules of the instituiton #at one point they even say 'without our texts how would anyone even know the force existed???' #like hm the jedi didnt invent the force bruh #its cool i love these books #and the insight of them #i mean the pressure on them all! #ofc they grew up with it #but an outsider or someone who came in late like anakin would see them as bizarre and even not truly in touch with ppl #or themselves #not even romantically speaking #but you can see the foreignness there #and why ppl may see them in a certain light #and why their beliefs might disrupt true connection sometimes #and why palpatine was able tk turn the public against them #you could argue they were so strict bc of how powerful they were #it's of course a very interesting situation #it becomes obvious why it was so hard for obiwan to admit his attachment to anakin and ahsoka #also id love to live in the order lmaoooo id love to live among ppl who never think of romance ever

[candycryptids]

It was late and I spent more time trying to pick a good shader and angle than the actual pose which I also actually took a long time on but-

#take a shot every time you think there’s an npc in the shot #they get fully posed and then I usually end up hiding them anyways. it’s happened more than you think even when you don’t see them at all. #ffxiv gposers #ffxiv au’ra #I shoulda looked into au’ragust or w/e but it’s a little too late for that now TTuTT; #oh have some character lore in the tags cos im too shy to put it in the main body this time idk why #so Mochiie learned to use a bow on the steppe first when he went there for the first time in his #childhood n all but it’s a different style from gridanian archery so he had to learn all over from scratch #also did you know the bow and arrow is one piece I’m so mad I was gonna pose the arrow LOL #octag #Mochiie Kaisuri #ffxiv wol #ffxiv gridania #ffxiv Archer #I got told by some well meaning lala’s to go do msq and I went AYE AYE! and took botanist >_> #to th Pops; if you somehow see this bruh I’m sorry I know I said I would but I was already on my way to detour

[todayisafridaynight]

NO SERIOUSLY THE SMILE CAN BE SOMETHING SO SPECIAL... because the concept originates in violence, intended as a last resort when you're cornered, a psychological bluff that might give you the upper hand... so for Arakawa to be able to recontextualize that as part of how his family communicates (along the lines of what we've talked about with regard to their language) is really something.

Especially because like, while he has varying degrees of success instilling the concept into his men, it's pretty safe to say they would all know what a smile from him means, right? They're family to him. So if there's this mix of Arakawa starting to smile more around Jo subconsciously and Jo picking up on it, maybe there's this period of consciously pulling back and of not wanting to read too much into it, respectively...

But Eventually it's this wordless affirmation of Jo having a place in Arakawa's family. Maybe he can't really put it into words in a way that doesn't make Jo feel awkward (I mean, he can't even manage that with Ichiban, much less someone with issues around that as deep-seated as Jo's, right). But he can do that much.

And I know I KNOW this bitch never has any reasons to smile but if Jo ever smiled back..................................

Anyway. Happy birthday to your bro and I'm glad you had a good day yesterday! You deserve it :) Come to think of it, my dad was born in July... and my Bestie Group Chat (ft. my friend who initially encouraged me to get over myself and send you an ask lol) was founded on Tsutsumi's birthday...

THAT'S WHAT IM SAAAAYING LIKE FUCK MAN it can be something SO personal and something SO confusing at first so when everything Clicks....... bruvv.....

#snap chats #late to answering this SORRY was having a whole episode this morning #but yeah........ you get it...... its just a concept that makes me scream and i wanna do something with it SOOO bad.... drives me insane.. #its just good... great even.... Literally So Personal and unique to them and ouuuugh #DEADASS jo aint ever got SHIT to smile bout... s'why them rare-as-all-hell smiles gotta be worth a million dollars #with that out of the way... For Now because it WILL stew in my brain forever.. #july the day for EVERYONE god DAAAMN ironic as hell you made your group chat on his bday tho 😩 #and speaking of bdays.... it is my bros bday today... and i feel like the biggest piece of shit （；´x｀） #i told him i was leaving and i wouldnt be back until. //gestures vaguely// and he was just What 🥺?? #IM SORRY BRO IM SORRYYY it just wouldnt end well i know it and so now im feeling so conflictedd #BUT THEN IT STARTED RAINING and listen i dont. HEAVILY believe in superstition or things like that #but bro every time it rains SOMETHING bad happens so now im just lost #but thats a problem for me to work out. with my sis. cause ill prob text her and be sad about it #for now ima deal with this minor toothache i got bruh OW?? #ow. todays a painful day. and its only going to get worse this month cause its also my MOMS birth month #SEE EVERYONE BORN IN JULY absolute nightmare of a month. #in any case. ive just been sitting in a parking lot so i should prooobably go somewhere so bye for now :]]

[gaiussaidno]

the more i see from New Tales From the Borderlands, the more depressed i get. this is very unfunny, and i dont use that lightly. i cant believe this is a canonical game. 😔 it feels like someone who doesnt know anything about borderlands wrote it. someone who doesnt understand Any amount of human interaction and Basic storytelling. the let's player i'm watching says it feels like an AI wrote it and it really does; it feels like a cashgrab. :( the voice actors really seem to be trying, but they can't save the super shitty writing and cringey dialogue.

i've played a lot of games that are messy and flawed, but even games i hate or strongly dislike have Some potential in them. SOMETHING redeemable. but not New Tales From the Borderlands. :/ i guess you can say the animations are pretty good? but idk, most of the time, it feels really goofy and over-exaggerated, especially with the awkward script. and in some scenes, it's Really stiff and just plain Weird. and decent animations definitely dont make up for ineffective, confusing, and very Poor writing. it just feels like those videos where they remove the laugh tracks from shows: extremely Unnatural, Unnerving, and very Manufactured. it is a really shit sequel to the original Tales From the Borderlands and i'm assuming it doesnt succeed bl3 very well either. what a waste.

#rant #i got into borderlands late but i loved most of the games #i started tiny tina and bl3 but havent gotten very far in them #tiny tina is fun but bl3 i was just skipping dialogue to get to the fighting #tiny tina writing isnt the best So Far but it's definitely more interesting bc dnd #like BL1 didnt have Much story imo but it was a Very interesting world to explore and each game after expanded it #i found myself invested in a lot of the games i've played from this series but bruh wtf is NTFTB??? #this didnt have any marketing behind it and i see why #it's not even funny bad it's just bad #i dont even consider myself a borderlands superfan or whatever- i just enjoyed the games even tho im bad at looter shooters #the premise of NTFTB doesnt even make sense!!! such a strange offputting story!!!

[flyingcookiegumtruckthing]

Random but like should I re-download snapshot.

I kinda removed it from my phone but didn't delete my account lol. So like 2 years ago when I got news of a3! English shutting down, I deleted snapchat to make more room on my phone for the game files. I tried to go through the character and event stories on twitch to like. "Preserve" the English version of the game. It was not very organized and I barely got anything done lol.

Then! Dragalia was shutting down, so i tried to kinda do the same thing. Dragalia was like 14 or 16 GB. So I kept snapchat deleted lol.

So I finally got the stupid corpse of the game off my phone and on an external hard drive, plus my save file from that game file extractor program someone put on github. I removed random photos from my phone and put them on an external hard drive. I finally have free space on my phone.

So should I re-download snapchat to see what my irl friends who I have not been in communication with for the past 3 or 4 years since covid lockdown lol. (My snapchat is for irl friends/college and high school classmates only.) (But also not having pressure to post stuff there for the past 3 years has been nice. But also I've not seen my friends for a very long time lol)

#mine #derp #snapchat #polls #i am bad at staying in contact with ppl digitally (texting #(calling etc) lol #like. if we dont see each other daily at work or school then i am very bad at staying in contact with you sorry lol #i recently realized i only have like 1 or 2 friends from third spaces that were not my classmates or coworkers lol #my mom is like a helicopter mom so i wasnt allowed outside to walk around the park or anything under 18 lol #i wasnt allowed to do many things so i became a video game addicted introvert lol #then she wonders why i have no interest in community events or whatever. bruh you did not really encourage it at all when i was growing up #now you expect me to somehow magically develop interest #broooooooooooooooooo #even now im not allowed outside when its dark out bc ill get kidnapped i guess ooooOoooOoo spoopy! #i tried to bring up that my city is having drag bingo tonight at like 7pm but my mom woulsnt let me go bc it was in a neighborhood thats #on the news a lot for shootings or whatever i guess #i also tried to ask if i could go to the movie theater to watch a movie after work but like i get home at 530 or 630 so its already late #and my mom wouldn't let me go to movie theaters after dark bc il get kidnapped OooooOooOoo #mind you this is the movie theater in a mostl middle class white suburban township that is not on the news ugh #i get home too late after work bc bus rider so im basically literally only allowed to go to work and home. even if 3rd places were available #i wouldnt be allowed to go to 3rd places anyways bc my mom continues to bw a helicopter parent #im 26 btw with basically 0 life experiences bc of annoying helicopter parenting #snapchat and social media stuff is literally my only way of seeing my friends outisde of work or school

[faintlyof]

i can’t with secondhand embarrassment x.x

i think since i don’t really get firsthand embarrassment, i got a heaping spoonful of can’t deal with secondhand embarrassment x.x

like i really want to know what happens in the alice in borderland episode, but i am cringing too hard to actually watch it ><

this moment will probably pass in like a minute in the show, but i’ve been postponing unpausing it for like 20 minutes now x.x

i have literally stopped watching good shows for this x.x

#aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH #i personally have like no shame #err well thats not completely true #but as far as doing something silly/making a mistake/etc #like once ive already done the thing its too late for me to un-do it so theres no point getting weird about it #and usually it is in fact quite funny to look back on #even as soon as 5 minutes later #but if someone else does something? #like bruh its too late for you theres nothing you can do #and that makes me ghu so hard >< #anyways #as you can see im still putting off playing the damn episode

[ghost-bard]

The most embarrassing thing about my twitch recap is that my top streamer is someone i dont even watch anymore like… damn bro

#twitch #its like. highkey embarrassing lmao #its smant btw #hes my top streamer #and il its cuz he would always be live right around the time school let out so i would just watch his streams but like #bruh lmao #and i dont even watch him not because of everything between him and pcrow #but because he hasnt really piqued my interest w anything hes doing lmao #everything that went down between him and pcrow doesnt really mean anything to me #they arent friends anymore idc i can see both sides tbh but either way #its something that they couldve kept at ‘we arent friends anymore pls dont mention him’ the end #but like. smant just hasn’t interested me lately #my other top streamer is jerma which not surprising i love that guy lmao #anyway im rambling again #its late so #go drink water or something lmao

[teardropsonmyviolin]

king of my heart | lh44

pairing : lewis hamilton x photographer!fem!reader

genre : social media au

summary : in which mercedes introduces their newest photographer for the team! everyone loves her and fans start speculating a romance brewing between lewis and y/n!

a/n : tysm for all the love on my first smau !! love y’all 🥹🥹 slightly longer smau but that’s only because i love pictures. (thank u to @ultraviolence69420 for giving me this idea)

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1 the photographer and the shots! we introduce our newest member of the team, y/n y/l/n!

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yourusername thank you so much! such a pleasure to be a part of the best team in f1!

mercedesamgf1 the pleasure is ours, y/n!

username just checked her account and SHES SO GORGEOUS, HER PICS TOOO

username y/n getting the recognition she deserves 🗣️

username when will we get y/n and mercedes content ?!?!

mercedesamgf1 soon!

username i absolutely adore y/n’s photography i’m glad she got this job

yourusername

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yourusername life lately ft. rip my coffee :(

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lewishamilton your poor coffee! 😂

yourusername ikr! so upsetting 😭

yourbff this new job is so you it’s crazy

yourusername i love it

username lewis in the likes and comments?!?

username yeah no shit… she works for mercedes dumbass

username y/n is so mercedes coded

username y/n’s aesthetic 😩😩

username I LOVE YOU

username yall see how it was only lewis that commented and not george 👀

username girl this is not a shane dawson youtube video 😭😭 obvi lewis is gonna interact when she’s the newest member of the team

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1 some of our favorite roscoe moments!

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lewishamilton ❤️🐶

georgerussell63 ROSCOEEEE!!!!

yourusername i love roscoe so much 🥹🥹 best doggie ever ever !!!!

username mercedes posting lots of yn recently like she’s a driver or something 👀

username bruh. she’s a photographer who had a large following before working for mercedes… ofc they’re gonna post her a lot

username the fans love y/n!!!

username roscoe and y/n is all i needed.

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton photos were taken by the amazingly talented yourusername ❤️

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username atp just admit y’all are dating 😭😭

username LEWIS AND Y/N INTERACTIONS ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

yourusername always a pleasure lew! 🩷📸

lewishamilton i love you to the moon and back

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username YALL SAW HIS COMMENT???

username he forgot this wasn’t the dms 😭😭

username oh so his comment explains why y/n got this job so fast 🤣

username or maybe because she’s an insanely talented photographer… she had a large following even before this

username lewis x y/n 🥹🥹

username this post is so boyfriend coded. i love y/n and lewis’ vibes.

username NOW IM WAITING FOR THE HARD LAUNCH.

yourusername

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yourusername here are some of my favorite (professional) pictures i’ve taken of my wonderful boyfriend 🥹🩷📸

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lewishamilton can’t believe it’s been almost three years with you. i absolutely love you to the moon and back. forever and ever. ❤️

yourusername i’m gonna cry 🥹🥹🥹 I LOVE YOUUUU SO MUCH

username UR TELLING ME THEY HAVE BEEN HIDING Y/N’S RELATIONSHIP WITH LEWIS FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS.

georgerussell63 it was extremely hard keeping a secret.

lewishamilton that’s why you weren’t interacting with her posts? 😂

yourusername secrets out finally 🩷 :))

username we all knew this was coming but still i’m gonna cry from how much i love them 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

username the caption ?!?!?!? “professional” GIRLLLLL

username y/n best photographer

username mercedes knew what they were doing when they hired her and i love that.

username y/n in mercedes and dating lewis makes this 100x better

username IMAGINE ALL THE HAMILTON BOYFRIEND MATERIAL PICS Y/N IS HIDING 😣😣😣😡😡😡🤬🤬

yourusername i’ll post more soon 🤫

#lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton x reader #f1 smau #f1 x y/n #f1 aesthetic #mercedes amg f1 #lewis hamilton smau #lewis hamilton 44 #lh44 #lewis hamilton x you #fem!reader #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic

[palajae]

pov: everyone thinks you’re lonely asf but that’s certainly not the case…

PAIRING... ni-ki x f!reader | GENRE... smau, secret relationship! au, fluff, romance, humor | warnings: food, i think that’s it??

a/n ▸ tried something a little different while im on break due to exam season :)

ynln posted!

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ynln aquarium!!!!!!

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yfun CUTIE liked by author!

yfun 💕💕💕

ynln i should’ve brought you with me instead… yfun instead?

user did you go alone lol

sunoo.ing fr 🤔

user1 omg invite me next time

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n.riki.120905 me and my bestie steve

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yy_jungwon yoiii why didn’t you take me

simjakeyun excuse me who is steve 🤨

n.riki.120905 second slide??? simjakeyun aint no way i got replaced by a stingray

lee.heehee steve is a mood

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yfun EXCUSE ME Y/N Y/L/N

yfun AT NIGHT

yfun BY YOURSELF (?&;!;:

ynln for once i was indeed not alone 🙏

yy_jungwon omg you went out

ynln and you went to the gym !! yy_jungwon bruh how’d you know that

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n.riki.120905 late night shenanigans 😝

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yy_jungwon i hope you fell down those stairs

n.riki.120905 is this because i made you do five sets instead of three yesterday

jong_park02 why were you out so late??

simjakeyun there goes mother jay again

ynln posted a story!

yfun replied: who is that??

user replied: that looks too good neidjendne

n.riki.120905 posted a story!

sunoo.ing replied: lol that’s crazy my friend y/n also got some

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n.riki.120905 call me the animal whisperer

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simjakeyun stop hanging out with these animals and pick up my call instead

simjakeyun why have you been so busy recently

hooniezz dang niki don’t like you anymore simjakeyun who hooniezz ?? what simjakeyun who asked

user dogs >>> cats

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ynln best decision ever was volunteering at the animal shelter <3

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yfun omfg whose kitty is that 🥹🥹

user more like whose hands are those 👀

yy_jungwon why that cat looking kinda…

sunoo.ing familiar?

n.riki.120905 posted a story!

simjakeyun replied: NOW HOLD ON A SEC

sunoo.ing replied: wait a minute…

ynln posted!

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ynln why study for exams when you can not 😌

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yfun IS THAT A GUY I SEE

yfun STEALING MY Y/N FROM ME

user wtf you have a boyfriend !?!!;&:

sunoo.ing no way that’s who i think it is 😭😭

ynln idk what you’re talking about??? sunoo.ing i feel betrayed

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n.riki.120905 the best company ❤️

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ynln awww ig i could say the same to you 🙄

ynln bro what is with that second pic

sunoo.ing I KNEW IT

lee.heehee yo what did i miss

simjakeyun 💔💔

jong_park02 i’ve never seen ni-ki look so happy

simjakeyun ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

ynln posted!

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ynln happy birthday to the best boyfie!!! 😼😻 thanks for the best year and here’s to the next ones 🫶

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yfun IM CRYING THE HARD LAUNCH

yfun MY Y/N CAN PULL 🤧

ynln HEY

yy_jungwon y’all cute ig… liked by author!

hooniezz i approve

n.riki.120905 nobody asked :D

n.riki.120905 i love you liked by author!

ynln ilyt 🥰 simjakeyun oh no am i the third wheel now sunoo.ing you’ve always been the third wheel..

a/n ▸ i got inspired by various writers on this platform to make this but anyway this is the beginning and end of jae’s smau era. it was fun but i can’t do this anymore it took literal HOURS (jk who knows 👀). hope you enjoyed tho as i crawl back into my study cave for the next couple of weeks :))

MAIN TAGLIST ▸ @precioussoulofmine @kynrki @heesterical @nvertheless @duolingofanaccount

@hoeshii @love-4-keum @luvhyun3 @dimplewonie @yjjungwon

@who-tf-soddhi @microwvdstrawb3rri3s @asteria-wood @noajakah236482 @enhacatalog

@june-pop @ohsjy @ashtxrie @isoobie @lvyvsrk1

@kflixnet

#enhypen scenarios #enhypen x reader #enhypen imagines #enhypen fluff #niki x reader #niki x you #niki fluff #niki scenarios #niki imagines #nishimura riki x reader

[tastesousweet]

⭒ blurb : “if a girl walks up to you …”

bf!hamzah x poc!reader

summary : headcannon/blurb based on the tiktok trend “if a girl walks up to you and flirts what are you doing?”

mickey speaks : randomly had this thought tdy & hamzah has been on my mind lately soooo this one’s for my slushy girls 💐 PRETTY FLUFFY (but i hope it’s not like … cringy instead of cute)

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you’re both fully in pajamas, tucked and wrapped in each other’s arms when you come across the tiktok trend that has flooded your for you page as of late

hamzah’s naturally aloof (due to a long day spent with you and it currently being almost 1 AM) and unfocused as he fights sleep while watching his tenth episode of teen titans.

so when you quickly unravel yourself from him and move across the room, adjusting your low hanging sweatpants accordingly, he’s dumbfounded and asking you what you’re doing and why you’re leaving him.

“you’re so dramatic, can you come here? i wanna do something”

“insulting me and asking a favor in the same sentence…” he sighs then pauses with a hand closed over his mouth, muffling “wow.”

literally and metaphorically tugging his arm to get him to participate but he’s adamant on knowing what exactly he’s getting up for

when he’s almost out of bed you tell him it’s “this tiktok thing” and he exaggerates a “NOOOO” and releases all of his weight so that he falls back on the bed and you practically fall with him due to your connected hands

of course he’s eventually convinced with a few kisses

hamzah fiddles with your hand while listening to you explain: “okay, pretend im not here and some girl comes up to you at target.”

he just stands in the center of the frame looking around the room as you walk away then return in character

you approach obnoxiously and begin some surface level flirting “hey good looking”

“you can back up a little bit,” he looks you up and down

“pause- did you just check her out???”

“no? you know there was definitely some judgement there.”

“sure ok, resume… now.” you play with your hair, “what’s someone as cute as you doing in a place like this?”

“bruh, we’re at a target” hamzah laughs through his words

you stop your role again, “and why are you taking time to respond to her?!”

“oh kill me for being distracted! you couldn’t have hired an ugly actress?”

you look up at him with squinted eyes, “you need to learn to resist the hot girls too!”

“i’m tryingggg!!!!” he rubs his eye harshly, “restart, restart.”

it cuts to a clip of you two acting once more

“yeah, we both loooveee target we’re, like, so alike,” you go to grab his arm and he turns completely away from you

“ok, and i have a girlfriend” he pretends to grab something off of a shelf

“that doesn’t matter if i don’t see her…”

you continue pestering so he resorts to plugging his ears with his fingers and talking over you, repeating that he has a girlfriend

eventually he turns back to face you and yells “OH MY GOD GIRL, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!” right into your smiley face.

he then fully manhandles you over his shoulder and spins you around before dropping you onto the plushness of your shared bed

he doesn’t even look to check on you (you’re outrageously laughing and yelling “it hurts!” in regards to your poor stomach cramping)

he runs to grab your phone from the desk while recording himself in faux panic, “guys, you can’t tell y/n i just beat up a woman please, please, pl- AHHH”

he and the video are cut off by you jumping on his back and attacking his cheek with kisses through your loud giggles.

you cuddle in bed again after turning off the lights and hamzah rewatches it for a third time since you’ve posted it to your spam account (everytime it’s over he says, “no, that was actually pretty funny.”)

by the morning it has thousands of likes and plenty of comments either full of love for the two of you together or calling hamzah the funniest man in the world (they’re just like u fr!)

#hamzahthefantastic #hamzah #hamzah x reader #hamzah x y/n #slushynoobz #slushy noobz #slushy virus #thatmartinkid #hamzahthefantastic x reader #hamzahthefantastic x you #hamzahthefantastic fanfic

[arlestial]

hi hi! im not sure if you write for the characters but can i request kuon, nagi and chigiri with an s/o who plays volleyball(or any sport other than soccer) take ur time with requests too (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

❝on the court !❞

synopsis : Volley-ball is your passion. Between bruised knees, strapped fingers and aching limbs, your boyfriend is your biggest fan.

pairing : Kuon Wataru, Seishiro Nagi, Chigiri Hyoma x genderneutral!reader •— Blue Lock

tw : none, just fluff and comfort (Tiny descriptions of injuries and blood, but not too graphic !)

word count : 750~ words

author-note : Hi, anon ! I hope you’re doing okay outta here 💗 I’m sorry for the late writing, I hope you’ll still appreciate it. You don’t know how much I love this request !! I’m a volleyball player, so it was extremely fun to write :) And don’t worry, I write for everyone (even if I don’t really like Kuon bruh). Thank you for your request, take care of yourself ♡

CHIGIRI HYOMA is the most supportive boyfriend out of the three. He finds volleyball super interesting, and he’s a fast-learner ! He asked you multiple times to teach him some movements and things about volleyball, but you always declined, too worried about his knee and what could happen to him. But he insisted, over and over again, until you finally agreed with a sigh, a small smile displayed on your face. Chigiri enjoys these small moments of intimacy between you two : and gosh, your gentle and soft touches on his arms when trying to correct his posture to dig, sent shivers down his spine. He comes to your matches every. single. time. (if he’s free, of course, because Blue Lock’s taking a lot of his time, unfortunately), a huge, proud grin on his face as he saw you celebrating your victory with your teammates. You look so good with your hair tied (he’s the one who tied them for you, short or long hair, he doesn’t care, don’t want them to disturb you while you’re playing, do we ?) and your game jersey, he can’t help but takes a picture of this specific moment and making it his wallpaper. When you both come home from your game, you’re going to be treated like royalty. Running you a bath ? Bet. Cooking your favorite plate ? Obviously ! (He’s gonna try, no promises, though). Helping you stretch ? You name it, he’s doing it.

"I’m proud of you, baby.", he whispered, kissing your temple while you were both in the bathtub; surrounded by warm and relaxing water. He looked at your tense shoulders, gentle hands massaging them. "Want me to kiss it better ?"

NAGI SEISHIRO always finishs with bruised fingers, muttering under his breath how your sport sucks and is painful. A real crybaby. And he immediately asks you, in return, to cuddle with him, since he’s too injured to do anything else (you literally hurt his fingers, he can’t play properly anymore ?? You’ve got some audacity.). He definitely prefers to play with his feet, so it’s, unfortunately, extremely hard to train with him around. He told you he won’t play volleyball with you ever again (too much efforts anyway), and definitely refuses to see any match with you. But when you come home with several hematomas, therapy straps around your fingers, he just lets out a deep, disapproving sigh, immediately walking towards you and turning off his phone. He takes your hand in his, pressing gentle and soft kisses on your bruised knuckles and fingers tips, before engulfing you in a bear hug. It often leads with cuddles on the couch, both of you lying on the soft pillows, legs tangled together. Nagi always wake-up, carrying you to bed with a huff, as carefully as possible. When you’re peacefully sleeping in your shared bed, he sits down next to you, smoothly playing with some strands of your hair. These are the only times he’s going to be the big spoon; gently embracing you from behind with his toned arms, not wanting to harm you even more. Nuzzling in your neck, and peppering it with butterfly kisses as he joined you in your oh-so-deserved sleep. The following morning, you were smiling like a dork when you saw Nagi with two tickets in his hand : he bought places for the two of you to a volleyball match, a professional game, with the top-ranked players all around the world.

"Sei’, you didn’t ?!"

"I did. But don’t think I like your lil’ sport or something. Just thought you would like it."

"I definitely like it. Thank you, Sei. I love you so much."

He bit his inside cheek to keep a smile from crawling its way to his lips.

KUON WATARU took interest in your sport rather quickly, his face distorted in pain when he saw professional players receiving a 120kph ball with their forearms, without any protection. He’s always asking so much questions, such as "why aren’t they wearing knee pads ?? He’s gonna burn his skin, he’s dumb", or "your teammate should’ve sent you the ball. There wasn’t any opponent where you were, it was a stupid idea to send the ball on the left… yeah, there was a - what’s the name again ? - oh yeah, a middle ready to block them." He’s constantly judging other players, putting you on a pedestal. You’re the best player in the world in his eyes, and no one can change his mind. He’s always urging you to buy new knee & elbow pads when they’re a slightly bit damaged (actually, he’s not urging you to buy them. He’s directly buying them for you), he doesn’t want to take any risk when it comes to your safety or your body health. Speaking of body health, he’s the one who’s going to patch you up after each practice, scolding you for your lack of caring towards your own body. But he actually likes to play beach volleyball with you, you two make a good team ! He’s proud to brag about your volleyball skills to his friends each time he has the opportunity to do so.

"Good serve, babe !" You ran to Wataru to celebrate his fresh ace, the opponents sighing because of their mistake. You kissed his cheek, proud.

"The student has surpassed the teacher, I guess", he answered with a cocky grin.

"Clearly not."

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