#but damn it's still kicking

[ace-malarky]

so the not-a-wip is now on the wips page but still nameless but I'm bending to the inevitable

The other co-projects (barring the fanfic) have also been put on there, because. well. I still write them all

#talkin' malarky #despite the cowriter thinking it was dead lmaoooo #''oh yeah do you remember this old thing'' #ma'am I literally never stopped writing it that was you that dropped the ball #like ok sure I haven't written the main plot in a while #but damn it's still kicking #and maybe I will make it a sideblog but also. ehhhh #it's on my patreon #(chances are I will make it a sideblog anyway. this is a problem for not midnight) #anyway the not-a-wip is dangerously close to getting a fob title #ala the superhero twins which tbf never got the tag switched over actually huh #oooh or I could lyric from its song (which just came on hahaha) #but since we are not watching stuff tonight I might take myself to bed

[redrobin-detective]

My favorite part of my Adventure Time binge is I pick what looks like the most silly episodic episode with a weird title and a plot that seems pretty open and shut and it goes in the most unexpectedly painful and lowkey horrifying direction that leaves me shook. I expected shenanigans and got an existential crisis instead.

#adventure time #haha princess monster wife has Ice King assemble a wife from other princess parts how silly #instead Im repeatedly kicked in the face with Ice King - Simon's - utter capacity for love and empathy #Like yes he kidnapped those princess parts but the love and care he showed his monster creation in making her feel “normal” and loved #the dual nature of Ice King's curse is he acts out irrationally but then the love he can't contain still leaks through somehow #And how his wife eventually gave back the stolen parts herself -damning her own existence- bc she knew IK loved her beyond her physical for #BECAUSE SIMON HAS BEEN LOVING AND IDOLIZING AND PINING AFTER BETTY FOR 1000 YEARS WITHOUT SEEING HER #Betty wasn't fully introduced for like another whole season but her footprints on IK's heart can be seen and felt so clearly in this ep #i just wanted something silly in the bg while I ate breakfast and now I need to lie down and cry

[furiosophie]

the number one unspoken rule on the isd chimaera? do not, under any circumstances, disturb the admiral and his aide right after they've come back from a mission...

#thranto #thrawn #eli vanto #faro had to learn that the hard way #now she makes sure every new officer knows to keep their distance #there is just sth about thranto making out while they're still coasting on adrenalin #bc they need that kick like they're too damn proper to get it on otherwise #anyway #the brain rot continues #who would have thought #soph arts #id in alt text

[camels-pen]

consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

#one piece #sanuso #nemotime #usopp the first time he lights himself on fire: WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL OH GOD OH F- #oh ndvdggdvdv okay listen. listen. omagine Zoro's been asleep this whole time. and he misses the memo that there was a bodyswap. #and he wakes up to 'Sanji' kicking him abd immediately goes into fight mode... and then is really fucking spooked #bc 'Sanji' is blubbering about Zoro going to kill him and that he couldnt die this young and Zoro's just. Still as a statue. #Literally cannot compute. #and then 'Usopp' comes up to him. threatening him and calling him names the way he was expecting from 'Sanji' #Brook: oh dear he mustve slept through all the commotion. Zoro-san! Usopp and-! #Nami covering Brook's mouth: No wait i smell a money making opportunity #shes gonna con him. idk how or with what yet but shes definitely gonna con him #hes gonna be sooo pissed when he finds out she conned him but his usual outlet for physical violence is currently indisposed so. lol. lmao. #i like making zoro suffer idk why its just funny #wait wai what if Usopp didnt trip on him what if when he plummets to the deck he lands on Zoro lmfao #also Franky's standing there like 'Why did you dodge it?!' and Usopp is right back to trying not to light himself on fire again lol #oh n Jinbei gets roped into the fashion show stuff #where he incurs 'newbie's first debt to Nami' #damn now im thinking about him slightly concerned about all this spontaneous combustion and then Robin saying something to make it worse lol #ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANTLY the real tragedy of this post is that because Usopp's constantly worried about Combusting #it never really sinks in how blatantly Sanji is checking out his body + enjoying doing that fashion show #and because of Sanji 'enjoying the view' he never notices the brief moments where Usopp quietly does the same #before being interrupted by Luffy and Chopper coming out of nowhere wanting to roast marshmallows on Usopp's leg #okay im done were done im good its bed time gnight gmorning gday to all

[jessieren]

A couple of new to me moustache shots - definite soft-stache™️ adorableness

Photo credit: Paul Cripps

#shaun evans #itv endeavour #endeavour morse #moustache mondays #morsetache mondays #featuring the softstache #soft-stache is the best type of tache #although I am now a big fan of all things tache* #*only when related to evans #not a fan of any tache behaviour outside of evans #and I do still prefer him without #wouldn’t kick him out of bed with a tache though #or with a beard #in fact I like the beard #to be fair #I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for anything #well… maybe some things #who am I kidding #not a chance #I’d even accept the manky vest #and the socks/shorts combo #although he would obviously need to remove said items #fairly quickly #like immediately #I may need to set some ground rules #again.. who am I kidding #there are no ground rules #oh god… my tags are writing themselves again #sorry… not sorry #hot damn evans

[tardxsblues]

Are you the one that brought me here? Affirmative. So, you know who I am, right? You are not the Doctor. Of course, I'm not the Doctor. I was lying to stay alive. But how do I know so much about him? You are his associate. No, I'm not. I'm not his associate. I'm his best friend. Right now, his best friend anywhere in the universe. Have you got some sort of cyber internet in there? Because, really, you should look it up. Look up what happens to you if you harm me.

#alexa play cold as you by taylor swift #i know she didn't know it was danny at the time #but DAMN clara #way to kick a guy while he's already down #i still adore her though #doctor who #dwedit #dwgifs #dw companions #clara oswald #danny pink #dws8 #episode: death in heaven #jenna coleman #gif warning #i'm hoping the colouring is all consistent #i did this with a margarita in hand

[merge-conflict]

emotional support parasite

#cyberpunk 2077 #phantom liberty #virtual photography #johnny silverhand #heart-thief valentine #a pair of open graves #she's bitching about myers (angry with lust) #vanilla tools are still pretty damn good. just being able to add a little lighting here with amm went a long way #I love all the parts of this game which are just kicking back with johnny and being like. Fuck. It's just Goddamn #really takes the brown mouse

[thotsfortherapy]

having mommy issues be like I hate that you know me I hate that we’re related I hate that you birthed me I hate that you don’t know how to love me properly I hate that you can’t see how much you hurt me I hate that I’m expected to love you

#cy says stuff #I moved out when I was 17 for a reason #but I do still go back to visit when schools out sometimes and I regret it every single time #every time we talk I’m like damn is it time to call it quits because this is not it #I literally feel like I’m constantly on the brink of being disowned or kicked out of the house when I’m there #but it’s also for things like. bringing a single bottle of wine to a Christmas party that I did not even drink #or like. moving in with my partner of 4 years. because we are going to the 2nd most expensive city in Canada and girl I cannot pay the rent #or being upset when she reads my diary ?? or reads my credit card statements without permission and also just like behind my back?? #like do you think I’m not going to find out when you bring up information you only would’ve known if you had read those things #I can put two and two together… #also I’m literally almost done my university degree. i am fully an adult. these should not be issues ! #ahhhhh!!! #anyways I will speak to my therapist about this lol #also y’all my friends are always like oh I love my mom and it just seems to be a socially accepted thing that you should love your mom #but what if your mom sucks what then #I genuinely cannot relate to them I’m like literally what does that feel like #the first time I felt loved was when I was 15 lol there is 0 love in my family #anyways ! #it’s okay I am out of it and I have been out of it #just #always on the brink of cutting her off forever lol #some ppl just never change as much as you want them to and that is tough to accept. #it is also harder because society is telling my that I need to stay loyal to my family cause they’re blood #but if this were anyone else I would’ve blocked them so long ago 😭

[johaerys-writes]

Burnt out gifted kid syndrome is starting an ambitious project, going through about 80% of said project no problem, then stashing it out of sight for 3 months because you're worried the end product might look "bad"

#like girl who cares who CARES!! #who cares if it's bad who caressssss #trying to hype myself up to finish crocheting this damn cardigan that's haunting my days #like yeah it's probably going to be a little wonky and not perfect but it'll still have worth bc I made it 😭 #can my perfectionism stop kicking my ass for 1 (one) day #jo rambles

[ysabellious]

recently caught up with scoob and shag, so /obviously/ I had to add my blorbo in there

ko-fi | comms!

#her ballyhoo is called discretion shot.. I’m still working out the kinks but it’s very cool #amphibia #scoob and shag #anne boonchuy #hi guys I’m still alive ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ sorry for the radio silence haha.. life is kicking my butt right now #and this is the first time I’ve been able to sit down and draw for fun in … 2 months++? damn #anyways go read scoob and shag; it starts out silly goofy.. then it becomes BRILLIANT. stick it out.. it’s a great story #ysart

[tswwwit]

Consider it a WIP! I really wanna continue it, I've just been struggling with how to structure the next chapter. I know where I want said chapter to end up, it's getting there that's giving me hell.

#answers #I've known how this story ends for YEARS #I definitely wanna finish it #I just gotta leap over some hurdles to get there. Including this weird little wibbly bit #I know what important Plot Points I wanna hit but getting there is some heavily rocky terrain #Hard to decide how to get the needed info in without it being super messy or leaving important things out #Maybe it needs to be two chapters but even then I'm still figuring out how to lay out the jigsaw pieces in a coherent layout #The Ending of that fic is within shooting distance but getting stuff shuffled together sucks. Wish I could just teleport one chapter ahead #In other news am nearly free of the Zelda Obliette and I made a few words today #Sorry for the big break everyone; April just kicked my ass and then Videoed Games #I'll get some things done as soon as I can spirit willing #First on the list is that Confessing It epilogue I've been putting off for ages #I'm always so damn slow at endings

[cashmere-caveman]

My Country: The New Age, first and last episodes & Hanif Abdurraqib, For The Dogs Who Barked At Me On The Sidewalks in Connecticut (text/audio) image descriptions in alt

#damn imagine if hui-jae was well written beyond like episode 7 or so. wouldnt that have been something. #just saying but if they had actually leaned into the parallels between these three instead of doing ... whatever weird comphet stuff we got #it couldve been so good!!!! or even if they had just let her keep her fun gender!! but no :( #im so glad hui-jae is busy being the occasional third in hwa-wol and mun-boks marriage while seonhwi raise goats in seo geoms village haha #anyway. enjoy yet another half assed post abt parallels and heartbreak in the parallels and heartbreak show <3 #also do urself a favour and check out the whole poem hanif abdurraqibs writing is insane #my country: the new age #mctna #han hui-jae #nam seon-ho #seo hwi #caveweb #actually no i still have sth to say. like im not even mad that theres comphet im just angry its so bad like??? what was that #that wasnt even half assed that was like quarter assed at best #also the hui-jae / seon-ho axis is so tragically underused #like i respect that they just fully made them both hwisexual but couldnt we have at least gotten more than some crumbs #they went from vaguely friends to bitchy antagonists to i dont even think of u at all and thats honestly so lame #tension of a wet lettuce leaf. seon-ho was the one who made the first step towards friendship in ihwaru and he also warned her abt his dad #and wingmanned hwi (took hui-jae to see hwi kick ass) like in the beginning he was the one w the people skills! #and u are telling me apart from one extremely unbelievable attempt at a love triangle w the 'last drink' scene u never did anything w them? #like so much of my grief w this show hinges on the fact that there shouldve been more Good Times before everything went to shit #to make it hit harder bc imagine the beef if seon-ho and hui-jae had been actually good friends before he betrayed hwi #them seeing each other at court as the king and queens respective confidantes wouldve been so much better like !!! #wait actually i need to stop here i can feel myself getting hangry i need to eat lunch but imagine. imagine #the good timeline where hwi just got to be fully bisexual and there were more divorce flavours than just hwi/seon-ho and hwi/bang-won... #solarpunk_future.jpeg #nam seon ho #han hui jae #<- thats just bc i never fucking know what the consensus on the romanization of everyones names is #i personally go w the hyphenated method but lots of ppl write each syllable separate and ive seen the kpop variant (written tgt) used too

[arcsin27]

Now that p3 is popular again I’m bringing up my thing where I assign each game a corresponding fall out boy song again

Specifically this one for p3 because oh my god it’s perfect

#save rock and roll - fall out boy #fall out boy #fob #persona 3 #p3 #in a world full of the word yes (to death) I’m here to scream no #No no we won’t go ‘cause we don’t know how to quit no (pov you’re fighting an unkillable god of death) #makoto seeing everyone crave death like “how’d it get to be only me like I’m the last damn kid still kicking that still believes” #i will defend the faith (in life) going down swinging I will save the songs (yearning for life) that we can’t stop singing #UNTIL YOUR BREATHING STOPS STOPS STOPS #Youtube

[tchaikovskaya]

I’m glad the barbenheimer shit died out within a week after the premier day for the most part save for some funnie out-of-place = punchline memes, and if anything the Oppenheimer discussion turned to the morality of the bomb bc of the anniversary [smart release date for them for that reason imho]

But like I’m tired of pretending that Oppenheimer wasn’t 89% driven by barbie hype. Who did the legwork? Who invested the time and money? Who did the droves show up, clad in pink, to see in a brick and mortar cinema for the first time in god only knows how long, and chose to see Oppenheimer too bc funnie meme movie mashup. That’s what I thought thank u !

#also why I think it was major weenie shit for theaters to have workers posted up at the doors of both asking to see tix #like u dummies have been begging people to even walk in the damn building for YEARS #and now ur trying to kick out someone who paid for one movie and not both when otherwise they would have paid for neither #they’re still spending 5+ fucking hours there do u not think at least a few of them will fork over money for ur $1000 popcorn

[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

I know Stella is abusive but the thing is, that’s all there is to her. The reason she’s so awful is to make Stolas look better.

Yep. Because Heaven forbid anyone sympathized with the spouse being cheated on for even a millisecond when we've got a gay ship to board

#confession #findings of Patreon leaker anon at chaifootsteps' blog implied Viv had planned nuance for her character before s2 #...yeah. that got thrown out the window #it's all part of the Stolitz endgame plot #(''plot'' as in ''nefarious plan'' not ''plot'' as in ''storyline'') #and she can't even be shitty on her own! now she needs A Man (weird ice peacock brother) to back up her shittiness! what a shame #helluva boss critical #helluva critical #stella #I've read a few fics where she's a more well-rounded and well-meaning character. I liked those better #Saving Blitzo on Wattpad comes to mind (though everyone still kicked her to the curb in that one. like damn)

[hrina]

the chokehold that bride by ali hazelwood has on me.............

#i need to be studied in a lab fr #the funniest part is i did NOT think it would be my cup of tea #but she didn't lean TOO hard into the omegaverse so i actually ended up enjoying it a lot! #i just cant get over how damn romantic it was. like she included all these little details that had me squealing and kicking my feet and suc #*such #i've gone back a few times to re-read my kindle notes/highlights AND IT STILL HITS EVERY SINGLE TIME #she really hit her stride with this one i fear