“he should be at the club” has ruined me. i was watching halloween with my mom and said “michael myers is only 21? why is he killing he should be at the club” and she was like .Huh
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Which villain would you most like to see as a companion?
TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST
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We got happy Damian, that’s a personal win for the day,,
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someone please write a fic where Regulus knows how to swim, I'm getting tired
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some more of Chilchuck's grandson, Emertim. Laios wasn't allowed to hold him before but I thought he'd be good with toddlers :)
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i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)
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Thinking about the newer bats (Duke, Cass, Steph, Tim) speculating on Jason's age because he looks like a recently divorced 30 y/o but he's younger than Dick, and he acts like a 50 year old man (he still has a Nokia, out of the loop on Internet and pop culture, primarily listens to dad rock), and after they've exhausted all their guesses Dick breezes in, informs them he's like 24, and then leaves.
The bats then have to come to terms with the fact that Jason NINETEEN when he took over the criminal underground.
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"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist
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“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.
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