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kinokoshoujoart · 7 months

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SOS:AWL NPC gossip / trivia from the child’s gossip dialogue file - part 4

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Gary / Galen

“secret"

Mr. Gary isn't afraid of graves at all! That's amazing! (ch. 3 naughty son)

Graves can be a little spooky, but Mr. Gary isn't scared at all! (ch. 3 naughty daughter)

I heard that Mr. Gary's wife made that hat thingy he wears. (ch. 3 normal son)

You know Mr. Gary's hat thingy? He said his wife knit it for him. (ch. 3 normal daughter)

Mr. Gary takes such good care of his bonsai. I guess he thinks of it like his wife. (ch. 4 naughty/normal son)

Mr. Gary is determined to take real good care of his bonsai. He looks after it like it's his wife. (ch. 4 naughty/normal daughter)

Gary says that sometimes, when he sees Dr. Baddoch's bonsai, he feels like he's lost. But he can't admit it out loud, or he really WOULD lose. Something like that. It's silly, right? (ch. 5/6 naughty/normal son)

Gary says that he often feels like he's already lost to Dr. Baddoch when he sees his bonsai. But if he actually admitted that out loud, then he really would lose. Or something. I think it's kind of funny. (ch. 5/6 naughty/normal daughter)

"personal"

Mr. Gary loved his wife a whole ton, huh? (chapter 3 son/daughter)

"comment"

How does Mr. Gary's hat thingy stay on? (ch. 3 normal son)

How does Mr. Gary's hat thingy not fall off? (ch. 3 normal daughter)

I wanna hear stories from when Mr. Gary was young. (ch. 3 shy son/daughter)

Nina (no secrets, just FoMT bio)

Daryl

“secret"

Mr. Daryl's always got a machine hidden in his pocket! But what KIND of machine...? (ch. 3 naughty son)

Mr. Daryl's always got some kinda machine hidden in his pocket! I wonder what he's got in there today...? (ch. 3 naughty daughter)

I heard Mr. Daryl's interested in our farm. (ch. 3 normal son)

Know what? I heard Mr. Daryl's real interested in our farm. (ch. 3 normal daughter)

Apparently Mr. Daryl's place has a basement. (ch. 4 naughty/normal son)

Mr. Daryl's place has a basement. I've never seen it, though. (ch. 4 naughty/normal daughter)

Daryl says the one thing he doesn't understand is women... You know that means he's got a special someone. (ch. 5/6 naughty son)

Daryl says the one thing he doesn't understand is women. I bet he has someone he likes. (ch. 5/6 naughty daughter)

Daryl says the one thing he doesn't understand is women. (ch. 5/6 normal son/daughter)

"personal"

Mr. Daryl is funny. He says the weirdest stuff every time I see him. (chapter 3 son)

Mr. Daryl is so funny. He says the strangest stuff every time I see him. (chapter 3 daughter)

"comment"

Mr. Daryl smells like smoke. I wonder what kind of experiments he does. (ch. 3 normal son)

Mr. Daryl smells all smokey. What kind of experiments does he do? (ch. 3 normal daughter)

What kind of experiments does Mr. Daryl do? (ch. 3 shy son/daughter)

Charlie / Kassey

“secret"

Mr. Charlie and Mr. Cole are "joined at the hip"! But...I don't really know what that means. (ch. 3 naughty son)

Mr. Charlie and Mr. Cole are, like...the same person! Maybe they read each other's minds... (ch. 3 naughty daughter)

I heard Mr. Charlie really hates to lose. (ch. 3 normal son)

Wanna know what I heard? Mr. Charlie REALLY hates losing! (ch. 3 normal daughter)

Mr. Charlie and Mr. Cole said they're making a really amazing firework. I wonder if we'll get to see it at the next Fireworks Festival. (ch. 4 naughty son)

I wonder when Mr. Charlie'll set his firework off. I wanna see it. (ch. 4 normal son)

Mr. Charlie and Mr. Cole said they're making their next really amazing firework. Maybe we'll get to see it at the Fireworks Festival. (ch. 4 naughty daughter)

I wonder when Mr. Charlie's gonna set his new firework off. It sounds cool. I wanna see it. (ch. 4 normal daughter)

Ugh, what's Charlie cooking up this time? (ch. 5/6 naughty son/daughter)

*(originally: this old guy is having the lewdest thoughts again)

"personal"

Mr. Charlie and Mr. Cole look exactly the same, but they act totally different! (chapter 3 son)

Mr. Charlie and Mr. Cole look exactly the same. But they sure don't act the same. Not one bit! (chapter 3 daughter)

"comment"

Is Mr. Charlie popular with ladies? (ch. 3 normal son/daughter)

Mr. Charlie is a little scary, but I kinda want to know more about him. (ch. 3 shy son)

Mr. Charlie might be a little scary, but he's fun to hang out with. (ch. 3 shy daughter)

Cole / Patrick

“secret"

I heard Mr. Cole has more hair than Mr. Charlie! But not by much. (ch. 3 naughty son)

I heard Mr. Cole has more hair than Mr. Charlie! But it's not really that big of a difference... (ch. 3 naughty daughter)

I heard that Mr. Cole actually likes Mr. Charlie's clothes better, but he's gotta wear what he wears 'cause he lost a game. (ch. 3 normal son)

Mr. Cole actually likes Mr. Charlie's clothes better than his, but he's gotta wear what he's got 'cause he lost a game. (ch. 3 normal daughter)

Apparently, Cole has athlete's foot. (ch. 4 naughty/normal son)

Uh, apparently Cole has...athlete's foot. (ch. 4 naughty/normal daughter)

Cole is really serious about his work, but all Charlie cares about is women... Just goes to show you that twins aren't totally identical. (ch. 5/6 naughty son)*

*(..."but [Charlie] is just lewd")

Twins aren't necessarily identical in all things. Sometimes they're polar opposites. (ch. 5/6 naughty son)

Cole is really serious about his work, but all Charlie cares about is women. (ch. 5/6 naughty daughter)

"personal"

I can always tell that it's Mr. Cole, even if he's not wearing his usual overalls! (chapter 3 son)

I can tell Cole apart even without looking at his clothes! (chapter 3 daughter)

"comment"

Mr. Cole's hair is really unique! (ch. 3 normal son)

Mr. Cole's hair isn't like anybody else's! (ch. 3 normal daughter)

Mr. Cole is easier to talk to than Mr. Charlie. (ch. 3 shy son/daughter)

Pui / Murray

“secret"

Mr. Pui isn't used to money 'cause he grew up in Popo Valley, where everyone lives all naturally! (ch. 3 naughty son)*

Mr. Pui doesn't know what to do with money 'cause he grew up in Popo Valley, and I guess they don't got something like that? (ch. 3 naughty daughter)

*(originally was that he "doesn't really want to go back home to his village")

I heard that Popo Valley, where Mr. Pui came from, is really hot. (ch. 3 normal son)

I heard the place Mr. Pui's from, Popo Valley, is really hot. (ch. 3 normal daughter)

I heard that Mr. Pui has a son back in his hometown. (ch. 4 naughty/normal son)

I heard that Mr. Pui has a son back home. (ch. 4 naughty/normal daughter)

*(used to be about his wife being beautiful)

Pui said that sometimes he gets Pete and Claire mixed up. (ch. 5/6 naughty son/daughter)

"personal"

I hope Mr. Pui gets to go to Coco Island soon. I'll miss him when he leaves, though. (chapter 3 son)

I hope Mr. Pui gets to go to Coco Island real soon! Oh, but...if he does, then I probably won't see him again, huh? (chapter 3 daughter)

"comment"

Mr. Pui's a nice guy. (ch. 3 normal son/daughter)

The butterflies flying around Mr. Pui are his friends, he says. (ch. 3 shy son)

You know those butterflies flying around Mr. Pui? He says they're his friends. (ch. 3 shy daughter)

Tei / Tim

“secret"

I heard Mr. Tei used to have a lot of ladies hanging off him. He must be really strong! (ch. 3 naughty son/daughter)*

*weirdly, natsume had changed this to "used to be a comedian" in awl and completely deleted it in anwl, but this secret was basically the same in the GC jp version ("I heard Mr. Tei used to be a "playboy". I wonder if he'd teach me how to play, too?")

Mr. Tei really cares about his wife. (ch. 3 normal son)

Someone told me that Mr. Tei dotes on Ms. Lou. What does that mean? (ch. 3 normal daughter)

Mr. Tei always wears a hat, right? I wonder why. (ch. 4 naughty/normal son)*

I've never seen Mr. Tei without a hat. I wonder why that is. (ch. 4 naughty/normal daughter)

*(original adds "I heard it's cause he's balding!")

I hear Tei doesn't plan on having Rock inherit the Lei-Over Inn. (ch. 5/6 naughty son)

Tei doesn't plan on having Rock inherit the Lei-Over Inn. (ch. 5/6 naughty daughter)

"personal"

Mr. Tei was telling me all about his travels. (chapter 3 son)

Mr. Tei was telling me all about the trips he went on. (chapter 3 daughter)

"comment"

Mr. Tei and Ms. Lou act a lot alike. (ch. 3 normal son/daughter)

Who's better at cooking, Mr. Tei or Ms. Lou? (ch. 3 shy son/daughter)

Lou / Ruby

"secret"

Mr. Tei said that Ms. Lou used to be really skinny! (ch. 3 naughty son)

Mr. Tei said that Ms. Lou used to be a beanpole! (ch. 3 naughty daughter)

Ms. Lou has a secret stash of money. (ch. 3 normal son)

Ms. Lou has this secret stash of money... (ch. 3 normal daughter)

Ms. Lou is good at sewing, too. (ch. 4 naughty/normal son)

Did you know that Ms. Lou is good at sewing, too? (ch. 4 naughty/normal daughter)

Lou's so good at cooking because she's tried all kinds of delicious foods. (ch. 5/6 naughty son)

Lou got good at cooking because she was able to taste lots of good food. (ch. 5/6 naughty daughter)

"personal"

I dunno why, but Ms. Lou kinda smells like home. Y'know? (chapter 3 son)

Ms. Lou kinda smells like home. Hehe! (chapter 3 daughter)

"comment"

Mr. Tei and Ms. Lou act a lot alike. (ch. 3 normal son/daughter)

Ms. Lou's such a warm person. (ch. 3 shy son/daughter)

Gavin / Griffin

“secret"

They say Mr. Gavin got his guitar when he was on TV once! (ch. 3 naughty son)

Mr. Gavin got his guitar when he went on TV one time! (ch. 3 naughty daughter)

I heard that Mr. Gavin's guitar isn't something you can buy anywhere. (ch. 3 normal son)

I heard that Mr. Gavin's guitar is so special, you can't buy it anywhere. (ch. 3 normal daughter)

Gavin started playing guitar when he was my age 'cause he wanted to be popular with the ladies. (ch. 4 naughty/normal son)

Gavin started playing guitar when he was about my age to get girls to think he's cool. (ch. 4 naughty/normal daughter)

"personal"

I wanna hurry and grow up so I can try Mr. Gavin's coffee. (chapter 3 son/daughter)

"comment"

I wanna hear Mr. Gavin play guitar! (ch. 3 normal son/daughter)

Do I have to wait until I grow up to hear Mr. Gavin's concerts? (ch. 3 shy son/daughter)

#(fun fact: the textures for gary's house in chapter 2+ are labelled gravekeeper)#i need daryl to be romancable #still mad that so many secrets are just filled in with “’what?’’ esp the people i’m most curious about #‘oh? nosy little dataminer wants secret lore?’ actually that’s fair #shouldn’t be poking into the past of my dude who outright says it’s None Of Anyone’s Business #sos awl #bokumono #story of seasons #hm awl #harvest moon a wonderful life #story of seasons a wonderful life #hm anwl #long post #dialogue file adventures

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chuluoyi · 4 months

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the secret wife

- nanami kento x reader

follow the first years’ misadventures as they find out that apparently, the infamous 7:3 sorcerer is also a dutiful and loving husband in private!

genre/warnings: crack, fluff, the first years are simply chaotic, an attempt at humor, gojo cameo (he’s so insufferable), mentions of pregnancy, nanami being the best husband there is

note: based on an anon's suggestion, this is a spin-off to love entries' wife (so gojo is married to love entries reader naturally!) this is full chaos and crack omg so sorry and isn't proofread bc i’m kinda tired so pls forgive any mistakes and my dry humor :')

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On one fine, sunny day, which was supposed to be a calm and relaxing afternoon...

“Hello? Yuji—”

Megumi could've sworn, they weren't usually this nosy.

“Gojo-sensei! It's urgent!”

Call it indulgence, because Nobara's curiosity just got the better of her.

“Oh? What's—”

“Does Nanamin have a wife!?”

And Yuji... well, he just needed answers, because the three of them were now in the ‘Mom and Baby’ section of department store, having just witnessed a monumental sight of their esteemed mentor, Nanami Kento—

—with a remarkably stunning woman hanging onto his arm.

“Huh?” Gojo's confusion was evident from the other line. Oh, yeah. Yuji had decided to cut to the chase and call him too, hoping for a swift clarification.

Okay, so why were the trio—plus Gojo on the speakerphone—hiding behind a pillar just to spy on Nanami and his very possible wife? Let us rewind 30 minutes before...

Yuji considers himself to have an exceptional eye and taste for women.

And 30 minutes ago, when he fell on his butt on the rough, hard asphalt in the jammed Shibuya crossing after accidentally getting shoved by the crowd, and encountered a kind, vivacious older woman—you, who extended a hand to help him up, he was even more convinced of that.

“Are you alright, Itadori-kun?” your soft voice entered his ears, catching him off-guard, and Yuji was certain of two things then.

One, that you were just like a literal angel descended from skies above, all dolled up and pretty with your flowy sundress.

“Ah, uh—” he stammered, eyes darting everywhere and anywhere at once as his palm started sweating after clasping your hand. “I-I am…”

And two, for the life of him, he had no idea who you were.

But it registered late in his mind to ask as he was busy controlling his ragged breathing and instant crush, and before Yuji knew it, you graced him with another kind smile and went on your way.

And did he feel so miserable afterwards.

. . .

“She’s sooo hella pretty, Fushiguro! And she knows me! Me!”

Megumi sighed, eyeing his friend in disgust. Truthfully, all he wanted was to return to the dorms and collapse onto his bed, and not listen to his friend’s incoherent ramblings.

"You sure you weren't imagining things?" Nobara questioned with slight irritation. "After you embarrassed us in front of Gojo-sensei's wife a while back, please think more before you act."

"I'm not, I swear! She said my name!"

"Itadori, can you please just not?" Megumi grumbled, having enough of this ruckus. "I want to walk back in peace."

And so tucking away his pout, Yuji walked in silence just as his best friend asked, and he was really going to leave it at that when suddenly he caught the sight of a familiar pristine coat and the sundress from earlier. “Oh?”

"Isn't that Nanami-san?" Nobara also spotted him, her eyes widening when she saw you, who was happily beaming as well as Nanami's light chuckle. "And wait, who is—?"

"That's her!" Yuji burst out, pointing decisively in your direction. "That's who I was talking about!"

Oh, no. Megumi dreaded it already. He could already see the utter catastrophe—

"I'm going after them!"

"Wait, Itadori! Me too!"

Too late. Before he could stop them, Nobara and Yuji had followed the pair. Reluctantly, Megumi trailed behind them too, albeit wearing a vexed scowl. Yet despite his misgivings, he couldn't deny that the things he saw over the next 30 minutes were genuinely unexpected.

Nanami consistently led you to a quieter spot away from the bustling crowd, his hand holding yours firmly. He would occasionally throw you a smile, or when you didn’t hold hands, then he’d wrap an arm around your waist. And to the trio's bewilderment, they also saw him tenderly brushing his lips against your head while on the escalator.

Soft and gentle. It was a side of Nanami Kento they had never witnessed—either with anyone else or even himself.

The two of you ventured through home appliances, visited food stalls, and eventually... the ‘Mom and Baby’ section.

"Do you want to rest for a bit?" Nanami's voice held a touch of concern as his hand settled on the small of your back, and seeing that, Nobara positively swooned.

"Oh, no, I'm fine," you responded with a reassuring smile. "Let's head over there. I'd like to see that next!"

Watching you and Nanami meticulously going through strollers and cribs like a pair of would-be parents was apparently too mind-blowing for Yuji and Nobara, leading to the decision to call Gojo right then and there. And, as they say, the rest was history.

"Last I heard, Nanami wasn't married," Gojo answered resolutely. "If he is, then it's the ultimate betrayal because he never told me!"

"But we see him with a woman! At mother and baby care section!"

Gojo hummed in thoughtful manner. "Okay, students. Now I'm tasking you to see this to the very end! Keep me on the line!"

With that, Operation: Uncover Nanami's Wife was officially underway, and frankly, the way the three of them were clumsily tailing the 7:3 sorcerer made Megumi want to facepalm. How was it that Nanami hadn't noticed their rather conspicuous attempts at all?

Now you were fawning over baby clothes, cutely trying not to squeal as you picked a little blue and yellow overalls. "Kento! Kento! Look, how cute!"

And all of them were floored once again when the expression on his face softened, as a warm smile adorned his lips. "Yeah, they are."

"Is she pregnant? She doesn't look it..." Nobara remarked, squinting and frowning, still watching the two of you like a hawk.

"Or maybe they're shopping for someone else?" Megumi suggested, earning teasing grins from Yuji and Nobara, to which he quickly rolled his eyes, as they chorused, "Looks like you're curious too!"

After a while, you moved from the clothes to sections stocked with mother's necessities. Yuji leaned against one of the racks, pressing his ear against it, with Nobara and Megumi crowding behind him, attempting to catch a snippet of your conversation with Nanami.

"I think we should get some heat packs and these pillows—"

"Oh, Kento! You're such a worrywart, I still won't need them for a few more months—"

"Wait, what?" Yuji whipped his head around in surprise, causing Nobara, who was leaning on him, to stumble and inadvertently collide with the racks.

"Eh? Huh!?"

Unfortunately, the racks weren't sturdy enough, and the force caused them to sway dangerously. Nobara, sensing her imminent fall, instinctively grabbed Yuji's arm to steady herself. However, he got tugged instead and their combined weight exacerbated the situation, leading to the racks quickly toppling over and a deafening commotion ensued—

Crash!

"Careful!" Nanami immediately pulled you behind him, a protective arm around your shoulder, sensing your shock from the sudden crash. He was on high alert, expecting some sort of attack of cursed spirits, but instead, he was met with the most astounding sight of the bickering culprits amidst the fallen racks.

"Kugisaki! What are you doing!"

"You dumbass! Why didn't you stop me from falling?!"

"Itadori-kun...?" Nanami called out in utter disbelief, his mind couldn't fathom as to why the first years were here. However, his attention quickly shifted to Megumi, who was seething and sending his friends a glare so hard it could drill a hole into them.

Then, the boy swiftly fixed himself into a low bow in front of him, ashamed, disregarding Yuji and Nobara's groans altogether. "Nanami-san, I'm very, very sorry on their behalf."

"What are the three of you doing here?" he inquired, and poor Megumi seemed at a loss, huffing as he nervously rubbed the back of his neck, unsure of where to even start.

Meanwhile you were full of worry for the fallen kids. "Oh my gosh, are you alright?"

For the second time today, you tried to help Yuji to stand on his feet, and this time, he really had a good look over you.

It wasn't exactly noticeable due to how loose your dress was, but now he could see that under it, your belly was slightly rounded—an unmistakable baby bump.

Amidst his shock and pain, Yuji couldn't bring himself to take your hand as he inadvertently let this slip, "N-Nanamin! You knocked her up!"

Nanami blinked. You gaped. Megumi and Nobara went pale in sheer horror, ready to murder their friend on the spot for his extreme height of rudeness.

“Itadori-kun,” Nanami cleared his throat then, and if he was offended, then he chose not to show it. “First of all, I’m sorry for not introducing you sooner. This is Y/N, my wife, and yes,” his tone hardened slightly, “She’s carrying our first child.”

“S-so you are married!”

“Yes, that was what I—”

“What the hell?! NANAMIIII!”

Oh, the freaking phone. After his fall, Yuji’s phone ended up on the floor, and of course, Gojo did hear all of the entire madness, evident from how his voice blared from the phone.

Nanami frowned, unwittingly reaching out towards the phone. “Who—?”

“NA-NA-MI!" Gojo screeched in righteous exasperation, and the former immediately pulled away from the phone with a cringe. “How could you?! I invited you to my wedding! Are you a hermit or something—how could not tell anyone!? Didn’t you say I can officiate—”

“I said no such thing. Please refrain from saying outrageous things, it’s both annoying and misleading,” Nanami stressed, growing more irritated by the mere sound of Gojo's whining voice and feeling his patience waning rapidly.

"Aren't we friends?! How—!"

"Should I find you instigate one more of this... shenanigans with the kids, I won't hesitate to report you to Yaga and your wife," he interjected then with clear irritation, and right that second, Gojo shut himself up.

Yuji, Nobara and Megumi couldn't help drawing that one conclusion in wonder: So, that's what Gojo-sensei is afraid of.

Nanami swiftly ended the call with a flick of his finger, returning the phone to the still mystified Yuji. Turning back to the trio, Nanami's irritation simmered as he glanced at the mess of broken goods on the floor, as well as noticing the approaching clerks.

"You three..." Nanami started, his voice rising slightly, unfaltering even as the three of them flinched. "Do you realize what you've done? Are you so idle that you can ditch your assignments?"

"Kento, don't be too harsh," you rebuked, placing a hand on his arm with a frown on your face. Nanami sighed, looking over the situation once again. It was a whole rack of baby necessities destroyed; plates, glasses, and whatnot scattered across the floor.

Nobara bit her lip in anxiety. “Oh my god, who's going to pay for all this damage?” She could already imagine the staggering amount this mess would cost. This is worth millions, anyone can go bankrupt.

There was only one person who can and will. Immediately, both Nanami and Megumi turned to her with a shared resolve.

"Gojo," Megumi blurted.

"He will be charged for everything," Nanami added with spite.

Epilogue

"You just love those kids, don't you, Kento?"

That night, when both of you were ready for sleep, Nanami had one hand caressing your still growing belly, and you teased him with a chuckle.

"Huh?" your husband looked at you in mild confusion as he stopped stroking you. "What do you mean?"

You giggled again. "You said to put it on Gojo's name, but in the end, you were the one who covered the damages first."

Nanami huffed lightly. "That's because I can't get the kids in trouble. But mark my words, I'll make sure Gojo pays up later, by force if I need to." He made a face when he remembered just what a massive bill it was. "That's too much money to be spent carelessly. We have our child and our future to consider."

"You're always like that," you sighed fondly, taking his hand and placing it back to the swell of your belly. "Always on the first line of defense for the students." Your smile widened. "It makes me think... just how lucky our kid will be with you as their father."

"On the contrary, I'm counting my blessings that they'll have someone as soft as you for their mother," your husband retorted with a smile, kissing your temple. And your heart melted into a puddle by his affectionate gesture.

"That's too sweet... ah, yeah," suddenly, you were reminded of a critical thing. “Kento, have you ever considered telling everyone else that we're married? At least to people at school?”

Nanami always wanted privacy for safety reasons most of the time, and you understood that, but seeing that Gojo and the first years knew already, you thought it might be the best time to let everyone know.

"I honestly don’t see the need to, why?"

"People like Gojo are confused—"

Your husband rolled his eyes then. "Don’t worry, dear. People like Gojo exist to spread the word so we don't have to."

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