#but the rest of it will be funny af

[bamsara]

oh yeah I woke up with paralyized arm this morning and it was the neatest and freakiest thing. Arm was limp and I was unable to move it or any of my fingers, I  didn’t have a tingling sensation, couldnt feel pain on that arm and it was essentially dead still weight laying next to me even though my brain was telling it to move. I could pick it up with my other arm and it would just heavy drop back to the bed

very slowly over like two minutes i was able to slightly move my fingers and then my wrist and then get the rest of my movement back. Apperently its either ‘partial sleep paralysis’ or a compressed nerve that does that while sleeping on it and its pretty much harmless lmao like the brain hasnt sent the signal to the nerves to wake up yet, or the signal gets inturrupted until it’s able to reconnect and thats neat af.

anyway now I have sleep paralysis ideas for comics

#sara shush #tw sleep paralysis #ngl at first i freaked out because I've had brain and nerve damage before in the past but then i realized that it couldnt have been related #anyway this shit facinates me like bro how the brain talks to the rest of the body is nuts #you got your whole actaul body in YOUR HEAD #THATS where your touch smell hearing taste movements yada yada is processed not your other body parts #anyway i have ideas for a comic with moon concerning sleep paralysis now but idk if anyone would be interested in it #funny af im like wide awake staring at my arm like YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[amelia-yap]

Sooooo thoughts on episode 12 🍅

very nice (in pain)

#miorine rembran #g witch #the witch from mercury #my art #ok i knew people were gonna get ko'ed but not like this #the animation was sooooo good though #blood looked very chunky and thicc and shiny its great #the part when suletta was having a panic attack? 10/10 could feel it her eyes scary af #the chillsssssssss #and more info about mio's mom is always great #and all the goddamn parallels to ep1 #oh and at the beginning part where sophie's been talking to herself and suletta can't hear her was so fucking funny to me #bob continues to be the show's punching bag #no 5 continues to be an asshole #shaddiq is a bloody bastard i cant believe i used to like him #aerial was super cool with all the lasers #all the earth house kids need a hug #or multiple #idk whats with vim but honestly i could care less about him do not rest in peace #the animation of the show is hecking good #its so tasty #i dont think this gets talked about a lot but the end credits part #miomio flailing about and desperate to keep her dad from harm was very heartbreaking #she doesnt even like him but he's the only blood-related fam she has left and even throws herself in front and she def knows it's pointless #THERE WAS NO HESITATION #im gonna cry #im crying #and fully believe that sulemio will sort out the bullshit going on around them theyre so important each other #and i hope shaddiq gets blended like soup no sympathies for him #become the corn potage you were meant to be

[toruandmidori]

#relatable memes #relatable af #funny #resting nope face #humor #lol #memes

[meownotgood]

working on the last smutty scene now... on the road to 30k hoooonnkkk mimimimimi

#unfortunately it'll probably be a couple more weeks until I finish #because I'm gonna be busy af for the rest of this month #once again don't ask how this many words appeared because I don't. know #i like the magic man's funny words

[livetogether--diealone]

Charles Leclerc - via f1mia

#let the boy be cringy and funny with his clothes at least since the rest is sad af #pants are something but i love the jacket #charles leclerc #ferrari #f1 #jo.edit

[rosquinn]

patiently waiting for the outis canto (<- i need to see pjmoon trojan war adaptation NOW like please please please PLEASE can we see diomedes achilles and helen please PLEASE I NEED IT pjmoon can we have odypen old women yaoi I'M BEGGING YOU holy shit guys what if they put that scene where diomedes and odysseus go to the trojan camp together at night GUYS DO YOU THINK WE'LL GET ODYDIO YURI DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT IM COOKING)

#also i'm. still waiting for rest of the cnp and demian characters. sorry. dunya and razumihin would be SO fucking interesting in limbus #and considering rodyas canto was silly af and only showed one (1) character from cnp erm what is going on. where my girls at #+ DEMIAN CHARACTERS...... GUYS..... #frau eva would be SO cool #i kinda just want knauer to be there so they can make fun of him for being ginger #and bc i think it would be funny to have yet another twink following sinclair around #im pretty satisfied with canto 3 tho #LIKE. KROMER??????? #but WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN CANTO 2!!! WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE CHARACTER FROM THE SOURCE!!!!! DUNYA AND RAZUMIHIN ARE IMPORTANT!! #SO IS PORFIRY #guys. what if. they make razumihin a woman. #hear me out guys. raskolmihin yur[gunshots] #srsly tho..............................i NEED outis canto NOW #how do i even tag this #uh #limbus company #mine

[mystqueerion]

Saw barbie a second time and it was just as wonderful this is the movie ever fr

Also take this bc autism strong

#south park #sp marjorine #marjorine stotch #marjorine south park #marjorine sp #south park marjorine #barbie #even though this movie didnt have much room for kenjorine brainrotting #bc yknow #but theyre so regular barbie and ken to me ive said this before #blondes whipped af for each other and iconic couple where one is a girlboss and the other is just ken #im stopping myself from rambling about change now bc deep down I loved the decision to make them not date in the movie #dance the night away might just be stuck in my head the rest of my life #the disco instrumental vibe thing is so FIRE #and im just ken bc its so funny omfg best part of the movie on god #OKAY ILL SHUT UP NOW

[emirrea]

Idk if it's just me, but I feel like today's bsd episode was probably the best episode in the series so far

#bones absolutely nailed nikolai's character #he's so funny #bran looked so beautiful #aya is great and her accent is cute #dazai was so sassy #his little 'wow' #sigma being done with everything is such a mood #tecchou got to be cool af #slicing a plane into pieces mid-air is so stupid and silly #but damn did it look cool #wait #the poor pilots are probably in pieces as well #rest in pieces i guess oops #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #posting

[traitorsinsalem]

one thing about the meta world of ace attorney games 1-3 is that you can tell whether iwamoto or suekane designed a male character based on whether 40-year-old gay men or 20-year-old straight women would find them hot. then takumi hired nuri, who came in with the steel chair that was damon gant.

#succ speaks #not saying iwamoto is gay he just self-proclaims specialization in drawing dilfs and isn't a bishie yaoi artist... #...while suekane had a toddler moment until the rest of the team agreed to make edgeworth younger than initially planned. to match phoenix. #i also can't take her seriously after her bishonen clone high comic except clones of hitler and freud and charles darwin were there #the former whose only friend is the protag. however john f kennedy being shot while running for class president was funny af

[mandlovapusinka]

Also, why was there only one episode with Crowley in the black turtleneck? Asking for a... somebody, surely!

#good omens #good omens 2 #I cannot share the funny #adorable #cute #hysterical moments just yet it seams #too busy dying in the depression that is the last 10 minutes #and overanalysing #like the rest of the internet #cause yes Metatron was shady AF #the coffee or death was not thrown in just for the jokes #I don't believe Azira-hearteyes for Crowley-phale would look and act like THAT during their kiss #no matter how unexpected #And also “lets go rule over Heaven together” is so out of Azi's character I can't even begin to describe how much #I know people are speculating about spiked coffee #but I feel if proven true #this is almost too easy a way out #I sort of WANT the whole heartbreaking mess be Aziraphale's “fault” #and not like oops I was brainwashed… sorry?

[scarefox]

Wait, what is this crossover ?! 😮

#step by step the series #bed friend the series #la pluie the series #Man between the others looks so funny how is he even taller than the rest of them who are already tall af #man trisanu #ben bunyapol #james supamongkon #net siraphop #pee peerawich #title tanatorn #netjames #manben #peetitle

[bluesadansey]

#listen I think I have a right to experience A Lot of annoyance over all this because I had to see ‘criticisms’ like that so often #this is a particularly hilarious one the same level as the people complaining about Daisy and Billy being the only ones on the Aurora cover #(there are changes with the shoot but them being the only two on the cover is the same as in the book lmao ya’ll can not read apparently #‘it’s an insult to the message of the book because it’s supposed to be the whole band on the cover and not just the Billy and Daisy show uw #you are talking about the scene in the book where the entire band in interview is mad/bitter about how they ended up going with only DB #on the cover even years later while Daisy and Billy in their interviews gush over how gorgeous and iconic the cover featuring just them is #like … ya’ll are conflating a general sentiment those chars were allowed to express with what the actual scene was grrr #it’s one of the best funniest parts of the book too like I love that part… #and if the complaint was ‘I’m sad the other interviews weren’t as extensive at that part in the show’ totally would be valid crit to me #I would have liked them to show everyone reacting in interviews too (they did show them esp Eddie be unhappy about it but #your right there wasn’t as much specific exploration in the show of how the side chars were effected. But they’re still side chars with sid #plots in the book lol #also only Karen actually deserves to be explored as a char the rest I’m more than fine with getting less and then instead investing far mor #in developing Simone’s plot and arc.) #there’s stuff with Graham I do think could have been useful/worth while thematically if they’d had the 13eps and could do it all (and I’m a #Graham hater xd) but I certainly wouldn’t prioritize it over the things the show did focus on #and it’s not remotely high on my list of things they didn’t focus on as much as I wanted. ofc #in fact like I said… I thought it was so funny they did not gaf about the Dunne brothers relationship 😭 #like it is an interesting dynamic in the book there are good scenes. but I’m obsessed with their choice to not give anything to any of #Billy’s dynamics that aren’t the love triangle points and Teddy. respectable af #vs Daisy and to a lesser extent Camila both have way more developed dynamics outside of him incred #(another reason ‘they made Daisy and Camila center around Billy’ crit makes me roll my eyes #like in the sense that the love triangle is elevated in terms of focus sure. and people are free to have qualms about that choice #basically saying the show prioritized the romance for the characters and char work is accurate. saying they did that more for the girls and #less for Billy idk what show you were watching

[maryse127]

Fire Emblem Warriors ost giving me all the nostalgia for Awakening and Fates. Honestly I think Fates is overall much better than a lot of people give it credit for but at least even the haters agree that that game's soundtrack fucks.

#fire emblem fates #fe14 #i may be slightly biased about fates tho #birthright was my first fire emblem game #and if it wasn't the easy af game it is I would probably have never gotten into the rest of the series because I was BAD at the game #i considered Awakening difficult #it was my second one #i suddenly had to play better #i also unironically think phoenix mode should return #because 1. It is funny #i did a phoenix conquest run where i grinded exp on odin by repeatedly doing little damage on a boss #then die on enemy phase #just for him to return and continue tormenting the boss next turn #and 2. because i like having a mode where you dont have to stress and can just turn your brain off #sometimes i just wanna vibe and not think #beating echoes deathless on classic mode is my proudest achievement in gaming ever #but it is also one of the absolute mist stressful experiences i have ever had and that made me kinda dislike the game #and phoenix isn't as rewarsing but i would love it for second playthroughs #where i wanna experience the story and world again but stressless

[raetttriestowrite]

I feel like I should have anticipated this since all of my other WIP names are very 'what it says on the tin' 😂

So @zealousdetectivegladiator @tkwritesdumbassassins @madeyalook and @shatteredhourglass here's how it goes.

You Got 2 Good Legs is a Full Metal Alchemist WIP that has been gathering dust for like... 2 years. Have a funny snip from somewhere in the second chapter.

"Hey Boss," Ed heard [Havoc] say, voice slightly muffled. "I got that Edward Elric here for you." "Perfect." The voice was that same, deep timbre Ed remembered from Resembool. "Send him through." Havoc stepped out of the doorway, swinging it open fully to let Ed through. "You heard the man." Ed nodded as he passed, grin edging back onto his face. "Edward-" Mustang began. "Yo, bastard, you still stalking children?" Ed asked, interrupting. "It seems that way. Only children still need to be reminded to put on proper footwear before leaving the house." Mustang snarked back. "Well," Ed began, throwing himself onto the couch and getting comfy. "At least you're honest about it." He'd expected some kind of denial, or maybe a bullshit justification but the Colonel just looked vaguely amused.

Thanks for the ask! ❤️

#ask game reply #part of the au is that rather than losing an arm+leg Ed lost both his legs #so. calling it 'You Got 2 Good Legs' is me being ironic. #but also Winry makes a damn good pair of automail legs #i'll get back to this fic at some point. #once the Assassin's Creed and The Old Guard brainrot has cleared up and made room again #the snip is misleading af btw bc the rest of the story is Angst #but all the Angst is Spoilers so you get funny haha Lies

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

Flirt with lots of women.

- Dr. Hotti

#Anonymous #I agree with Ben and Trilo but the rest of these guys? NO! #Hotti is not funny; Sal is annoying af; don't even get me started on Armstrong and Wesley is funny but not legandary #Now Spark Brushel is a legend and is funny

[bo0zey]

boys be mad asl when i don’t giggle n tehe n show cute emotions like bitch my wounded inner child just got done drunk sniveling begging for daddy not to yell n hate her while her intoxicated narcissistic father screamed n gaslit her until she dissociated to euthymic plane 🙄🙄🙄

#‘trauma dumping’ eat my shorts loser assholss #so funny he said if my narcissistic sociopathic insane brother killed himself then it’s ‘goodbye to the rest of y’all too’ #like ohhhhh so ur eldest daughter n youngest son don’t mean jack fuckjn shit to u right??? lmfao lolll #yeah just go rot with that selfish egotistic psycho while ur 15yr old son who lost his mom at 7yrs old #i want to strangle my fuckjgnf dad sometimes he’s so cruel n said so many mean things to me #he always has to defend my middle brother ‘he’s depressed what if he kms’ like??? #my middle brother literally manipulates tf out of my dumbass emotionally unintelligent father he’s tearing this family apart #meanwhile i never planned on seeing 18 nor living past 22 n now i have to go exist n find a job when i never thought i’d have to do this sh #shit ever b. i was supposed to #be dead 4 years ago lololllll #god forbid i tell him that or my plan to kms at 27 lollll #so worried abt a fucking LOST SOCIOPATH SEFISH NARCISSITIC CAUSE ur gonna make me and my baby brother suffer?? as orphans ?? #my dad n i used to get breakfast every sunday in middle school n talk abt life n drive around after n those days meant the world to me #i never realized how much i missed them. how much i looked forward to him saying he’d call me while i’m away at college #but my middle brother egosticizl fuck is like ‘lolyh i just nod n say what dad wants me to hear’ when my dad is trying so hard to save him f #my dad admitted to neglecting my lil bro lol it makes me so fkcing angry he doesn’t give af abt us #says ‘im worth more im the ground than i am alive’ n my inner teen bursts into tears bc she experienced that already #yeah moms life insurance money was so fun!! until it ran out bc of college n impulsive manic spending n the materialistic thrill never laste #i want to hate him but i can’t even deny i love him so much he hurts me and everyone i love and disappoints us all n we still care for him #he’s letting my brother fuckjgn kill him literlaly my dad is physically sick bc of my sociopath narcissistic bros drama #he blames me for not going to him n telling him abt my ‘’mental issues’ as if i didn’t have to grow up n become mom the day after my 16th #i am my mothers child he didn’t know anything abt our childhoods until she died and he had to step up n parent us himself #he doesn’t know what it means to be a parent he shouldn’t be a parent but oh fuckjgn well oh my god WE ARE YOUR KIDSMWE NEED YOU WH #WHY CANT YOU SHOW US YOU CARE WHEN WE ALL HAD TO LEARN ALL WE HAVE IS OURSELVES #i am so angry he tried to throw me under the bus abt not having a job as a new grad nurse instead of my brother for dropping out everything #ur son wants to drop his ap classes bc he procrastinated n doesn’t wNna do the work so now he’s manipulating u to let him quit #i am just not exiting the identity crisis coming to terms w the fact that i’m 22yrs old n alive n need to start living n working #tonight was a shitshow but the ending calmed down but i couldn’t stop crying sniveling whimpering when dad yelled #yelled n accused n attacked me n chose to defend my middle bro over me like..he’s trying to kill u n i freaked out bc stepmom said u cut #ramblings