#but we fucking made it motherfuckers

[shootingstarpilot]

WE MADE IT.

#sitting on the floor eating defrosted dinosaur chicken nuggets #will probably be sleeping on the floor tonight as well #but we fucking made it motherfuckers #road trip of a lifetime and we FUCKING MADE IT

[nemurenaivoron]

I been playing Sun Haven recently. Romancing local characters goes.. pretty well

#Sun Haven #Nathaniel #it's a terrible pun #and I'm sad I didn't have it as a dialogue option #comic #jrcss #I've been playing Pathfinder for 2 years now #and one of the NPCs we've met early in the game was also called Nathaniel #he was a ship captain #a sly motherfucker #used our faces as a disguise to cheat in cards #almost made us into wanted criminals #but we still needed him to navigate the ship #so he was left alive #and now I see this guy chilling #being a guard and all #called fucking NATHANIEL #ALRIGHT #COOL #he's a chill guy #he likes swords #all good #I approve #and then one day he says #“ah yeah would've been cool to be a sailor one day” #"maybe I'll sail the seas when I retire #MOTHERFUCKER IT'S HIM #THE BASTARD

[carlyraejepsans]

i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed

#initially i wasn't planning to do anything but then i thought what the hell what if we go out to drink something #except it was all very up in the air so a good deal of folks couldn't come (which is fine that one's on me) #but the two who COULD make it are genuinely some of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met and one of them brought his gf along #and we hit it off IMMEDIATELY and THEN we ran into another pal I hadn't seen in a while and hadn't had the chance to invite in person #who also joined in after he finished hanging out with other people and they got me a present????? 😭 #i haven't had a birthday with friends in fucking . 3 years between covid and everyone i knew moving away #I'm so happy i think my heart is going to explode #which ik. hey isn't that a very boring and simple hangout YES but also not to me baby i have been in a depression isolation all my teens #i started to genuinely enjoy my day to day life like. 4 months ago ever since starting uni #it feels like turning a new leaf yknow? like. i made it. i made it out. god i could cry #sorry I'm a little drunk

[lloydfrontera]

oh my god there he is,,

the laziest motherfucker on the world in person <333,,, and he looks so fucking good!! look at his hair,,, i'm gonna start barking i swear to god,,, was this really too much to ask for,,, was it really,,,, kim hyunsoo i'm crawling on your ceiling rn,,,,,

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #berkis #IT WAS LITERALLY THAT EASY. WHAT THE FUCK. LOOK AT IT. IT LOOKS GREAT. #BITING AND KILLING AND MAIMING #YOU COULD'VE DONE THIS THE ENTIRE TIME MOTHERFUCKER SO WHY DIDN'T YOU #HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JAVIER THAT WAS SUCH A STUPID ASS REASON I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR #god the genuine happiness i feel at seeing him and the gorgeous design he got is drowned by my hatred of the choices that were made #it was literally this easy....... this whole time.... we could've had javier with his silver hair this whole time............ #i crave. violence. #ep 120

[toxooz]

omg i literally love wheelbitten as a comic and ur art is amazing

random question but how long have u been drawing as an artist and do u have advice.............

thank uuuu and I've been drawin my ass off since I could hold a pencil and I'm 24 (25 next month) now so this shit wasn't overnight by any means lmfao idk the way i did it was have A Thing that you like drawing and just draw the fuck outa it and eventually you'll get better for sure whether it be the desire to get better at drawing said thing makes you do research and study something to become better at it or just literal muscle memory from drawing said thing so much. I had lil spouts of taking time to get better at specific things like anatomy, shading, ect. by studying it but overall i just subconsciously got better by mentally picking up new things everytime i draw and analyzing the world around me. Even recently i got to see that with drawing tactical gear (that ive never really drawn before and never wanted to draw in my life) soley bc i just REALLY fukkin love Ghost and Konig

i went from being terrified and intimidated of drawing tactical gear (even trying to put a gun in front of it as if that was any better lmfao) it used to be vague as hell and my brain would shut down just trying to look at the references(i remember having a ''shit man am i even gunna be able to draw these characters???'' moment of dread the first time i was drawing Konig pffft) to absolutely loving drawing tactical gear and seeing how much more detailed i can make it with every new drawing, so a complete 180 but that's bc im just totally obsessed with the characters and drawing is how i express that sO thats mainly what i mean by just have a thing that you love and want to draw and the rest should follow with time, patience, and practice. I think it's about training your brain and motivation to pick up on details or a certain way something looks in lighting (or lack thereof) bc my brain is probably wired a certain way after art being like a centerpiece of my development to the point to where drawing is just What I Do and at this point if i dont draw for even a few days i start getting vaguely antsy and fidgety it's crazy lmfao SO idk if this is worded like i need it to but yeah art and the act of drawing can be frustrating as hell but it should be enjoyable and rewarding above all else at the end of the day!

#i drew bc the piece of shit im unfortunately biologically related to drew a lot when we were kids so id just copy her #then i drew winged wolves and dragons and the occasional horse for like 7 years then The Axel obsession started #where i drew axel from kindom hearts literally all the time and had 870000 aus for him where i would draw for all of them #when i tell you the obsession for him was catastrophic u best believe but it kept me drawing like a motherfucker until i made my monster oc #which was around the age of 15 is when i started consistently drawing humanoids #OH YEAH i had a whole lion king phase too in 2011 where i would strictly draw lions all the time and my first record of drawing online was #on the lion king fanart archive (which i still visit to look back its like visiting an old janky friend:') ) #but yeah then my heart was stolen by my ocs and all the potential designs i could make them #and thats where i am now aside from the festering COD masked men obsession boiling over in the corner AHA #so basically latch onto an obsession and pick up that damn pencil #even as a kid if i liked anything the immediate connection was trying to draw it #didnt matter how weird to draw or undrawable it was my ass would be in that notebook bc its the only way i know how to express myself lmfao #this is long as fuck but NOW im out peace skskksk

[jiishwa]

ayoooo guess who spent christmas eve in bed with a 101.8 feverrrrrrrr 🤟🏻

#it’s me. i’m the one who spent christmas eve in bed with a 101.8 fever 🙃 #literally came out of NO WHERE too like???? #i was feeling GREAT all this past week #and then last night my body was like ‘hm what if we made you not feel good’ #and i was like ‘ah man don’t do that please please pleeeeeaaaaaase’ #and then it was like ‘fuck you 101.8 fever and also you feel like your skull is full of razor blades. merry christmas motherfucker.’ #and two of my friends texted me today being like ‘merry christmas eve i hope you’re having a good day :)’ #and I had to be like ‘ooo my friends thank you but I am very unwell…’ #medicines kickin in tho so hopefully by tomorrow morning I’ll be able to get out of bed even if just for a little bit #anyway… #ciaras tag

[knaveofmogadore]

You ever have a customer with a legitimate problem but they're such an asshole that they extinguish the embers of empathy within you with their insolence?

#messages from knave #her name is [redacted] and I've dropped from being her champion to wishing she'd lose internet #in about 4 hours #i felt. SO BAD. for this woman last night. only for her to call and scream at me #when the office phone turned on this morning #she's like 'the weather shouldn't have effected anything' when it was raining half this week #this same woman blew her top that people were late when a fucking tree was blocking the road #i tried so hard to keep feeling bad for her cause we (my boss) genuinely screwed up at her house #but she's made it extremely difficult to keep being nice to her because she's begun inventing problems #like for example #i say 'the electrician is gonna be there between 9 and 10am' #she says 'youre disorganized and confused because he said he cant be here at 9. why are you terrible at your job' #i send her a SCREENSHOT where the electrician says he's going to be there around 9:30 #she says 'thats not 9am' motherfucker that isnt what i said. He gave a timeframe of 930ish to 10am and that is what i told you. #between 9 and 10 #lord in heaven #i dont know why she hired us again she hates one of our techs enough to remember him by name and ask he not be sent #she's never said a nice word and threatens to sue us constantly like WHY DO YOU WANT US TO WORK FOR YOU IF YOU HATE US #YOU'RE PAYING. GO ELSEWHERE #and i tell her last night 'just so you know we're not done #'we have to come back #and what does she do but fucking call me at 8am yelling about why shit isn't done. ma'am. i told u it wasn't finished #im going to lose my mind #can't even make her my boss's problem because he threw a temper tantrum at the implication something was his fault #and fumbled their text chain so gloriously last night that he wont even share what he said to make her want to sue him specifically #I don't even WANT to know what he said because it'd give me an ulcer thinking about it #i need another job before this one gets sued into the ground #also im sick because my partner works retail and thats about as bad as having a kid in daycare

[twotailednekomata]

*Laughing hard* WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS UGLY ASS THING!?

#Like #what the fuck is this!? #'We haven't even see another living th-' #says Damian as this motherfucker prepares to steal the purple fruit #This issues is really making me laugh #and honestly bravo to the people who made this- #I just now noticed Damian's slick back hair! #*recovering from laughing* Let's move on #key's post #supersons #adventures of the supersons #dc #liveblogging #comic reading #damian wayne #dc robin #animals

[andthebeanstalk]

I HAVE BEEN LEARNING ABOUT MISTER AUGUSTUS OCTAVIAN/OCTAVIUS GAIUS CAESAR SINCE 8TH GRADE. HOW AM I STILL LEARNING MORE THINGS ABOUT HIM THAT MAKE ME GO "octavius babe holy shit what the fuck what the FUCK dude"

#roman history #overly sarcastic productions #Augustus Caesar #octavian caesar #octavius caesar #original #like is he as crazy as nero? no. but the thing about emperors like nero and caligula is that while a lot of us know their names because #they were so unhinged - they were too violent and volatile to actually have very effective reigns as rulers. #their effect on history is limited in some ways because a mad king will go down in history for madness but little else #but Augustus Caesar was the most ruthless ambitious terrifying motherfucker to ever meddle in the Mediterranean #he makes Julius Caesar look chill. he was so GOOD at political ruthlessness during a time of upheaval that he made himself into a GOD #we still have months named after him and his adoptive father and i live in North America just about 2000 years after he died! #he re shaped a huge part of the world and i have been studying greco roman culture for so much of my life and HOW is it i JUST #found out that this bitch SACRIFICED OTHER ROMANS TO THE GODS. WHICH WAS NOT. A. THING. PEOPLE. DID. EVER. IN. ROME. #and then AFTER THAT he becomes a GOD EMPEROR. how???? #did the sacrifices... WORK?! #like i cannot emphasize enough that I have learned specifically about Roman culture for years #and this is the first I have ever heard of an instance of human sacrifice. it wasn't a thing! it was wicked not a part of their religion!! #and he just did it as a political move. because he was fucking crazy. #and I'm just going to go ahead and use that language because I am a person with severe mental illness and you can bite me. #octavius caesar was fucking crazy. not in the mental illness sense tho - in the HOLY SHIT THAT SHIT IS FUCKING CRAZY sense #although All Things Considered he probably did at least have some kind of trauma regarding all the murder and war and stuff #I once saw a gender swapped production of Julius Caesar and it was really good #and I remember being terrified of my friend lucette playing Octavius. it was great #HUMAN SACRIFICES. IN FUCKING ROME. WHAT. FUCKING WHAT. I AM LOSING MY MIND #how the FUCK did this man manage to remain politically successful after this????? I guess it helped that there was no internet #it's not that I'm surprised about brutality in Rome it was their whole brand it's that this particular form of violence is extremelY #not something that romans DID. like it just wasn't part of the culture this wasn't a thing

[constantvariations]

Yknow, sometimes I wonder if the anti rwde crowd knows what Doylist Analysis even is

You have so many takes about how Adam was always an abuser because of this scene, or Ironwood was always evil because of that foreshadowing, or etc etc etc, but these people fail to consider what these things mean in the broader scope of narrative and authorial intent

What does Adam being an abusive partner bring to the themes of racism and methods of resistance, if any at all? Does Ironwood’s fall from grace challenge our protagonists in any meaningful way or is it a cheap scapegoat for the writers who still have no idea what to do with Salem?

Once you start dissecting the show, it's very easy to see the methods and ideology behind its creation. That's the beauty of badly written media - its tracks are much easier to follow and trace back to the roots

And the roots of this show just happen to be ill conceived at best and downright malicious at worst. It's not personal towards the writers or characters or whatever to notice these things, it's just... how it is

#rwde #i chose adam and ironwood as examples solely bc theyre currently being talked abt it the tag #but honestly that example list could have gone on forever #like wtf does jaune bring to the table that cant be offered by literally anyone else? #and at this point i do mean LITERALLY #id take a fucking sentient dustpan over his overhyped ass any day of the week #but its so obvious that many choices in rwby arent made for the good of the narrative or even for the rule of cool #its done bc the writers dont think beyond a first draft and never listen to any of the criticism they absolutely should #'oh the faunus plot is racist? uhhhh double down on it then hard left into domestic abuse to distract the white liberals' #'nora need her own arc? sure... make 90% of it a coma then have her distance herself from ren #'as tho she weren't the one shoving her tongue down his throat against his consent' #'oh bury your gays is bad? shit wish we'd confirmed that one dead guy as gay since he was so popular #'but this other popular guy people think is gay that we know we're gonna kill off... yeah let's gaybait him' #this got off topic real quick but its such a personal annoyance like??? how you gonna have my dream job and be fucking up this bad?????? #you aint even gotta be GOOD you just gotta be DECENT. bare fucking MINIMUM. motherfucking BASIC #UGH

[tinycontainer]

i am going to kill my boss with hammers

#😀👍 #made me close on my own. left RIGHT when qe start preclose and since i was alone w all the tables it meant i couldn't do any of it #so i had to do EVERYTHING after close. so i was there for an extra fucking hour #and i KNOW she's gonna bitch abt it bc she's been a motherfucker about hours recently. #like telling us we HAVE to leave at a certain time and when we DO leave #we normally have to leave some stuff undone. so we leave low priority easy stuff like cups to polish #and she goes i cannot BELIEVE the close. you didn't restock the takeout lids. you are the worst employees ever. #vibrating with rage. #nina speaks

[brightokyolights]

Bro no joke, forgetting that not everyone hates capitalism and then having to try have a reasonable conversation with someone about buying things... *eye twitch*

#to explain we will have person A - person B and then me #so person B is asking me if its ok to buy stuff from ebay - because i am a person that tries to avoid buying from amazon etc #and im like yeah should be because its independent sellers mostly - to be fair though yall. i barely buy anything online because i hate #online shopping. i try to buy things in person instead #anyways insert person A whos like 👁👄👁 oH aRe YoU oNe Of ThOse PeOpLE ThAt DoESNt pUrCHasE frOm AmAzON #yall im sighing just thinking about this conversation omfg its so stupid #anyways queue me explaining that yeah. i try to avoid it if i can because i dont like my money going to some motherfucker who doesnt need #the money (person B pipes in that jeff bezos is on the way to becoming a trillionaire which is Not Good 🙃 . thank you B now i will go on) #A then goes on to explain all the benefits to amazon “what if you want something the next day” i ask if theres really anything you truly #need right away like that. we used to live in times where you would have to wait or find it in a shop. A says “oh but its so cool and #convenient“ and i say sure. because they have the money and grew their business of being more 'convenient' than other businesses #A says “oh but the customer service is so good. if i want a return theyll do it straight away with no questions and maybe even give me #credit too“ and im like yeah. because they can afford to do that. ”sometimes independent sellers are in there too“ ok so buy from them then #If You Must but i can guarantee you mostly dont. not to mentuon theyre probably only on there in the first place because amazon has made it #so its one of the most popular places to use instead of anywhere else #and it went on. i just stopped talking eventually because it eas one of those situations where the other person was not fucking listening to #the point i was trying to make. which is that if you really have to. ok do it whatever. i get that its a bit impossible to avoid sometimes #im not gonna sit here and pretend when ive not been able to get something anywhere else i havent got it from there. but the point is to #actually think about WHY youre buying stuff and WHO the money is going to. because websites like amazon especially have created such a trend #of overconsumption. that you just buy stuff and then buy prime because oh its so cheap and useful and comes right the next day! and you dont #consider why any of these things are true. whos getting fucked over in the process. that you are one of the people getting fucked over!!! #lord i could go on but i shant #point is. genuinely do what you want like deep down i do not care it does not affect me and i know its not so straightforward #but people who just BLATANTLY and actively SUPPORT rich people (forgot to mention A kept talking about how the whole site was smart and that #Jeff was a genius blah blah) can you sit and realise that this whole system and that FUCKING Imbecile of a man are!!¡! a problem!! #i wish i could articulate it better but im leaving it at that #good morning yall xD #le text post

[mishapen-dear]

vod over. ccbbh is trying to kill us all

#vodblogging #THAT WAS AWESOME #f urniture. #what the Fuck are the death flags about if qbbh is no longer actively suicidal #is he just making silly little references to freak us all out #id get that but the frequency of them. mm #bastard is MADE of masks #and there's a different truth hidden in each one #im already trying to theorize but i am still actively processing #so its. ahha going well #we can trace his upswing back p definitively back to when forever built that appreciation room #the apology brownies to ron... #i think it's interesting how he called ron 'the federation worker' but ill shelve that before i overthink it #for now #but now im wondering how many death flag's he's thrown when he's been alone #when he's not performing for anyone but the ghosts #and he normally saves his very best acting for the living #he's never lied to us... not directly.... <- thinking SO HARD about that #fae ass motherfucker #there's something wrong with him all that iron should be burning him to fucking ash #one thing that's not sticking out to me is why making everyone mad at him would have helped protect the eggs #maybe he was thinking if he no longer was the primary *trusted* babysitter #who was so well liked #they'd make it a point to keep the kids away from him and start actively thinking of the kids' safety themselves? #but that feels so simple #and not quite right. because the people who cared already cared and the people who didn't already didn't #so ig the question there is how certain was qbbh that their minds could eb changed #IF that's even what was going on

[mrskywalkers-chanelboots]

i don’t know if y’all know but on spotify, there is a star wars profile and they have playlists mainly for characters or they’re like compilations of music from the games, battle scenes, etc etc HOWEVER the assortment of characters will never cease to amaze me like we got our besties kenobi, han solo, jyn erso (which is how i know these exist) BUT THEY DONT HAVE LUKE???? LIKE IM SORRY YOU HAVE A PLAYLIST FOR PALPATINE BUT NOT MY BOY????? FIRST OF ALL HE IS LITERALLY THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY SECOND OF ALL I SEE THE SHIT YOU PUT ON THESE PLAYLISTS I THINK YOU ARE JUST COWARDS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU MAKE A LUKE PLAYLIST YOU WOULD HAVE TO PUT COUNTRY ON THERE AND NOT TO JUDGE BUT YALL DID PUT IM A BELIEVER BY THE FUCKING MONKEES ON OBI WAN’S PLAYLIST YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO NOT MAKE A COUNTRY LUKE PLAYLIST FORCE HAVE MERCY

#like they are putting songs called motherfuck and all pigs must die on these playlists and they won’t put dolly parton on there??? #THIS IS THE OFFICIAL STAR WARS ACCOUNT TO PROMOTE THE MOVIES #ON BOBA FETT’S THERES LITERALLY FUCK AUTHORITY BY PENNYWISE #WHOEVER MADE THIS DECISION YES BUT ALSO WTF GIVE ME LUKE IF THIS IS WHAT YOURE PUTTING OUT #BE NOT AFRAID OF COUNTRY #oh my god that gave me a whiplash #all i wanted to do was see what songs the curators thought luke would be #i have more bones to pick especially with the jyn erso playlist because we all know there would be more female artists on there #anyways that’s all folks #i’m gonna go collapse now or something #star wars #luke skywalker #star wars spotify #spotify #i do like that the time bar turns into a lightsaber though when you play the playlists that’s a nice touch #jyn erso #but only in the tags #this turned into a rant

[bunnyb34r]

Well glad to know I'm not the only one not feeling the Christmas season this year. Mom isnt either

Now we dont know why, but here are my guesses. Feel free to place your bets.

Is it:

Bc our aunt/great-aunt died and essentially dissolved the family

|_> Bc of this we've faced so much bullshit from the surviving family we have left.

Bc the only remaining family we have are major assholes aside from like 4 people.

Long covid?

Work stress/ working under a tyrant piece of shit.

Bc I'm an adult now so the *magic* is gone?

All of the above??

#marquilla #we still havent made cookies and are like i want the cookies but i dont want to make the cookies... #so we agreed we can do it after christmas if need be #i really think it's all of that combined. like my g-aunt dying really tore this family apart. we weren't like close close before but i mean #everyone started taking sides (the executors (my mom) vs my cousins. like listen you motherfuckers she left you [insert number bc i also #got this amount and am not disclosing]. you little freaks need to get over the fact that she loved me as much as if not more than you. #maybe bc i wasn't a fucking entitled brat and was always a polite well behaved child (for her) and didnt take my mommy/daddy issues out on #her. you already got: 2 free cars. 3 fully paid for weddings. 4 college degrees (one that you're not even using bc you havent worked since #college bc you became a tradwife. (not dissing stay at home moms im dissing her making college a BIG DEAL for her and then just #essentially saying haha thanks for the 100k in tuition but no ❤). COUNTLESS hours and money poured #into your lives from her and our g-uncle. amongst the 4 of you. (only 1 is not a brat but thats bc they pretend she doesnt exist bc shes #annoying and autistic so a drain on them they were ever so happy to dump on their dad) #you aren't entitled to any of that. that was a GIFT. your inheritance was well thought out. it is an insult for you to suggest otherwise #anyway so theyre being whiny brats and oh boo hoo you exects are SO MEAN to poor Ally who didnt sign the fucking will and thus held up #$50k FROM A CHURCH. and my uncle (not their dad. their moms brother) is taking their side. his wife is a massive piece of shit ab it too. #dont know whose side dog cousin is on bc shes close to my mom but very close to them. and i know lesbian cousin is on moms side to some #degree. and idgaf what Murderer cousin thinks bc that bitch can and will rot in hell. #so anyway any one we could possibly spend time with this season is either dead or hates us. or lives states away and won't be in til after #and only for a day anyway. and we just dont have the fucking energy to deal with anything

[nocylipcowa]

ok i will say it

sometimes you need to take a fall to learn how to fucking fly

#paulo coelho 2.0 #postponing decision making is also a decision which doesnt help you #do your research condider pros and cons fucking bet on sth and if the bet is bad after all - bear the consequences and learn from that #life is meant to be enjoyed but how are you going to enjoy it if you are afraid to take a little bit of harm #you live you die you live again #and now throwback to the time lady i was supposed to consult my problems with looked at me with pity as if she was about to start crying #it made me so pissed i left immediately and now im allergic to any form of therapy consulting #anyways rip off the motherfucking bandaid #but also be gentle #no pity tho we hate it here #venting