#cackling at the mental image of this

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some whiteboard memes of the sillies...

#i love making memes. its so. Carefree. #cackling over the mental image of wally calmly rowing them over a waterfall #yeah i dont have much to say here <3 memes <3 pretty self explanatory <3 #scribble salad #welcome home puppet show

[welcometogrouchland]

No offense but I want Hunter to brag about him and willow next episode I don't care how out of character it is.

I want Eda to exorcise Belos out of puppet!Raine's body and for Hunter to stand over the shambling, melting corpse of the man who abused him and scream "you think you could hurt me? You think you could keep me down? Kill me? WELL YOU CAN'T. AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT AFTER I AROSE FROM THE GRAVE, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE HELD HANDS FOR 3 WHOLE SECONDS. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, 3! YOU TRIED TO LEAVE MY BODY RIDDLED WITH SCARS??? JOKES ON YOU! SHE THINKS THAT'S HOT!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, "UNCLE"???!!!!!" With Zeno doing his best unhinged hunter voice as Caleb fucking Fortnite dances in the background and Belos thrashes about in pain at the mention of premarital hand holding

#ramblings of a lunatic #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #huntlow #hi this is the stupidest thing I've ever said and I'm cackling at the mental image of it #it's the fucking filthy frank vs bane meme. ''i killed you and i will kill you again caleb'' ''gotta go through my girlfriend first'' #btw him and willow aren't together yet. like they discussed it briefly while wandering the collectors the halls #and decided not to get together until the apocalypse is over and they're both really happy with that #but hunter asked her if they could instill a gloating clause in this unofficial contract and she said ''oh absolutely. obviously''

[green-and-grey]

I have a property inspection from the city as well as a rental inspection from the landlord tomorrow morning. I also have a life-sized, anatomically correct human skeleton. His joints move exactly as a human's, but he cannot hold a position without help. Any position other than Just Standing or Just Sitting will require some creative rigging, but I'm up for a challenge. My question to you is:

#i know which one i'm leaning towards #shout out to my friend who immediately responded with 'on the toilet' and had me cackling at the mental image

[astravis]

I'M UGLY LAUGHING AT THIS. THANKS AUTOCORRECT FOR THINKING KAGUNE SHOULD BE CHANGED TO KARENS. YEAH THAT'S HOW GHOULS FIGHT.

An amorphous shape emerges from their back and solidifies into a couple of Karens.

They're ready with complaints and will hunt down your manager.

The pettiest wins.

#tokyo ghoul #this is so stupid but the mental image is making me cackle #tg crack #what happens with investigators #are they trained to act like customer service reps in order to deal with ghouls #who Is the manager in this scenario. like the other ghoul or anyone's actual boss #this must be like a detached kagune thing

[crystalsandbubbletea]

Emile, seeing a bee on Jorge's arm: Uh oh...

Emile, rolling up a newspaper: Jorge, stay still...

Emile, using the newspaper as a megaphone: THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU!

#jorge 052 #emile a239 #incorrect quotes halo reach #incorrect quotes halo #halo reach #halo #emile-a239 #jorge-052 #the mental image of this is making me cackle-

[importantdestinydefendor]

Another project done! Man, I'm pumping them out left and right and I'm not even done with my exam weeks!

Don't be like me folks! Learn for your stuff!

This is based on a conversation @tired-reader-writer and I had.

I had no motivation for like quality text, but that makes it somewhat funnier, in my opinion lol.

#own art #art memes #this had me cackle when we first talked about it #such a funny mental image #and the pfp being Arslan makes it even funnier to me #arslan #arslan senki #important art defender

[lil-vibes]

bsd ch106 but its dazai using the security computers to pull up his 12 google docs, 7 power point presentations and his 27 confession drafts for chuuya, all bc fyodor said that their bond is shallow

#just straight up 20 pages of this madness #the only thing that can beat dazais obsession with chuuya is maybe his obsession with oda h #fyodor gets straped to a chair like listen here u wet filthy RAT - #lmaoooo im cackling at the mental images in my head #bsd #skk #chuuya my love #bsd 105.5 #down bad dazai has a special place in my heart bc same

[madaratheestallion]

My favorite thing about the video their english va's did is that it lowkey implies that Dazai and Fyodor have played Magic: The Gathering together at some point in the past

#cackling at this mental image #fyodor dostoevsky #osamu dazai #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #mageposting

[gt-preys]

Quick reminder to all preds, remember to label you're edibles. Lest you suffer the fate of a stoned borrower running about your kitchen and/trying to fight you with a sewing needle.

#stoned vore thoughts #this mental image has me cackling #g/t shitpost #vore shitpost #pred #g/t vore

[cognitosclowns]

I saw your Robotus NSFW Alphabet post and please GOD elaborate on him having a fleshlight based on Reader's pussy because he misses them. It's driving me insane your ideas are so good

YES ANON OFC I WILL <33 FAVE SHIT EVER ARE YOU KIDDING

nsfw below!! this is gonna be so long I'm so sorry MNSDMS

he didn't expect himself to miss you so much??

Like you're only gonna be out of town for 3 weeks, max. That's nothing. especially in comparison to how long of a life you two are gonna spend together, that IS nothing.

He repeats that a lot to himself during the coming days.

It's about halfway through the second that he starts missing missing you. Proper yearning. Not just surface level ‘wishing you were with him’ NOPE SMDNS

He’s absolutely lovesick. He finds himself missing every little detail about you.

The smell of your shampoo. The little glint in your eye when you flirt with him. Kissing your warm cheeks after you cum, the lazy smile that follows. The way your eyes light up when he makes a joke.

AND ITS STUPID. HE KNOWS ITS STUPID. ITS IDIOTIC YOU AREN'T ON MARS FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU'RE JUST A FEW STATES AWAY. YOU'LL BE HOME BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HE WANTS TO GRAB HIMSELF BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE.

He feels so dramatic but. that changes nothing. he's still stuck in Yearning Hell.

He definitely tries masturbating, because that seems like the easiest way to tamp it down until you're back, but it isn't the same. 

Sure, he cums, and it's perfectly fine, but the wanting doesn't go away. There's still that aching sensation. 

if anything, he feels worse after because it's not you. It's just a new reminder of how amazing it is being intimate with you and how far away you are.

AND,, WELL,

It's definitely an impulse decision.

(Granted, most of his decisions are impulse decisions, so.)

He's got a full 3D model of your innards bc. of course he does smdnsd.

Shockingly, it isn't even smth he actively kept info about? he just has so many sensors in his dick that it just,, naturally acquires that kinda data, and it gets stored away subconsciously. 

Wouldn't even be hard to print out something usable. a few minutes at most...

Yeah after the base idea crops up, he considers it for maybe,, .5 seconds before caving smdnsmd.

He keeps internally scoffing at himself as he sets up the printer, fills in the silicone, inputs the instructions. Sighing his nonexistent lungs out.

Just a constant mental stream of 'you are such an idiot you are such an idiot you are such an idiot' as he undoes his belt MSNDMSD truly he is. Experiencing.

actually,, using it,, oh lordie,,

he hates, hates that it gets a full-throated 'oh fuck' out of him, but it absolutely does.

Is it perfect? Not even close. A pale imitation at best. The slickness of lube is too artificial, there's none of that Human Warmth he's grown accustomed to, he can't cradle your face or squeeze your hips.

Is it just enough for him to pretend it's you? YEP <33

He only gets about 5 thrusts in before his first orgasm, and tbh his artificial cum really helps pull the illusion together?

It stays warm inside his tanks, heated by his motor, and it fills up the inside of the toy in no time.

It cools down pretty fast, but it's no problem because he replaces it just as quick <3

He's split between. feeling absolutely mortified that he's humping a piece of lukewarm silicone like some sort of animal vs not giving a singular fuck because it hits the exact spot he needs it to.

<333333

He isn't entirely sure how long he goes for, but when he's done the sun is firmly in the sky, which makes his cheeks feel more than a little artifically warm.

Thankfully, the toy itself fairly easy to dispose of, since it's virtually unrecognizable by the time he's done.

maybe. he'll keep those designs on file. for future use. just in case.

OH and don't think this spoils the welcome-home sex - think of it as an appetizer <33 just a reminder of what he's had to be away from!!

so. um. *pinwheels into the atmosphere*

#SORRY YALL IDK THIS. HAD AN EFFECT. COULD YOU TELL. #im so obsessed w/. every time AB j.ac.ks off hes like #'this is so stupid you are an idiot this is pathetic you are being pathetic' bc. he just cannot mentally wrangle the idea that #yes its ok for him to have needs. #so instead its a tightrope walk of Embarrassment and Need #also bc the mental image of ab absolutely RAI.LING a f.lesh.lig.ht while internally being like 'I am being so cringe' MAKES ME CACKLE #oh. oh desp.erate ab. is everything to me #we love men who are too stubborn to admit they want 2 b.on.e so instead they just repress it until it explodes in one Big Hrony Moment. #mwa. love that shit. #IDK. is this in character. am i lost in my own sauce. MNDSSM #lmk besties #nsft #minors dni #inside job #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #alpha-beta x reader #robotus alpha-beta x reader #inside job x reader

[whump-queen]

ok but now i’m thinking about the hampster bawl and ,, just,, a tiny guy in a hamster ball knowing the only way to crack the plastic open is to throw themselves down the stairs but then they just have to bang around inside and get slammed into the plastic on every step until the thing finally breaks and AHAHAAA—

#this mental image has me CACKLING #tiny whumpee #tiny whump #aww ur poor boyfriend :/// #:)) #this is so crack i love it #everything crack except for that plastic ammiri— #my post

[dragonanon]

I can’t believe this latest event in Obey Me/Obey Me Nightbringer has us out here trying to find a magic sport ball some pussy.

#this isn’t even a shitpost that really is one of the plot lines this time around lmaoooo #i’m crying #lmfaoooo #obey me #obey me nightbringer #working with barb to find a magic sport ball a wife #truly romantic #i stg i honestly thought we were going to put a ball in a dress and put makeup on it #thankfully that’s not what we ended up doing #but the mental image makes me cackle

[jack-o-phantom]

Kit-disease is very contagious

#jkhudf #It's too late for this #but I had to do the mental image when I saw your tags pinkie #I CACKLED when I saw it lmao #not even going to tag this #mutual shenanigans

[unknownarmageddon]

Ballroom

!!!!OH OH!!! something about. detours. something about cross hosting a ball. right. and he’s spending his time at it dancing with strangers and exchanging obligatory empty pleasantries. maybe a few genuine conversations. but mostly he’s waiting. always glancing at the door, the time. waiting. and then the person he’s waiting for finally arrives and it’s killer in a stolen, worn but no one’s paying attention to that, red silky dress. and he comes in like it’s his party like he just busted down the door. absolutely no sense of what’s proper or good etiquette or anything refined about him. and he’s grinning like he’s just won a million dollars. he takes a glass of some alcoholic drink from a platter that’s being carried around and everyone in the room’s turned to stare and gawk at him. and cross just smiles and lets go of the person he was dancing with to meet killer and they tangle for a second to spin each other around and cross makes some kind of comment quietly, for only killer to hear, about being glad to see them. and then he turns and loudly makes another about “where did the music go?” and everyone stares for a moment longer before everything starts back up again like time had been restarted and then he and killer dance. and maybe kill also

#answering asks #justanidiotartist asks #jaa!! #detours <3 detours my beloved #detours #there is a Very prominent mental image in my mind for this one that’d i’d have to animate to get it right cackles but y’know #i talk about detours like one every three months my bad lmao

[generic-sonic-fan]

Omega claps Silver on the back in approval of his Great Capacity For Violence and sends Silver flying a full fifty meters

If I could draw, you and I would be going viral right now, anon.

#I am CACKLING #this mental image fucking killed me dude #I would actually kill a man to get an artist to do a shitty sketch of this #e-123 omega #silver the hedgehog

[byronicbi]

begrudgingly enjoying the the silver eyes trilogy despite myself. the goodreads reviews got me nodding going "oh you guys just hate teenage girls, that's no surprise".

"love the lore but charlie's so annoying" i am exploding you with my brain.

"charlie's such a mary sue" girl is the daughter of a genius roboticist who died and left behind a thrilling mystery that's out to kill her and you're hating on her because she's trying hard to balance school and dating at 18. cool.

by no means are these books masterpieces of YA literature but the second one was surprisingly a page-turner. like my ass needed to know what the fuck was going on there.

#reading tag #finished The Twisted Ones last night and honestly cackled at the mental image of 'adult' Charlie in a red dress and combat boots #like that is the PINNACLE of teenage girl angst. trust me scoob i was there. that was me at 18 after watching the first resi movie.