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anteroom-of-death · 21 days

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No cause like, Ashildr/The Lady Me deserves these hands for her actions on Trap Street. She may recover. She may kill me. But she is getting the brakes beat off her. I may be dead, but Clara and the Doctor getting robbed of each other like that and she will have lost.

#personal #doctor who #Ashildr #lady me #justice for whouffaldi #can we get an f in the chat #please #heal from these hands immortal girl

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eldritchwhispersofficial · 2 months

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my favorite musician, who I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A BIG FAT GAY CRUSH ON, is straight

*sobbing* ANYWAY HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING-

#press f to pay respects #can we get an f in the chat #I am at a loss for words #hes straight #im not okay #/silly #this is a joke but also not #he's too old for me anyway BUT STILL-#teenage disaster #Thorne aleksandr baker

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airghoul · 5 months

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TRAGIC: GUY WHO DOESNT LEAVE THE HOUSE GETS COVID FOR THE FIRST TIME

#can we get an F in the chat #i WAS vaccinated but i havent had any. boosters since bc of. insurance issues? money issues? i dont even know if they are free or not

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shyrule · 2 years

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rip urbosa you woulda got on great with fierce

#this is so sad #can we get an f in the chat #seriously though i think they would get along really well

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oofimmadie · 2 years

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How the four stars feel about you (Part 7 how are we here)

RAZOR

-No like, bad aura.

-Hurt friends.

-Hates control, feels empty.

-Forced to kill, forced to die.

-Tastes blood, Can't stop fight.

-It hurts.

-Blood gushing, yet still fight.

-Pain, feels cold.

-So cold.

-Too weak, can't move.

-"Razor!"

-'Bennett, I am sorry.'

-No like creator.

-Monster.

(Hey it's me again, I haven't written in like a week and i have some free time so I decided to write part 7! Yay. This part is by the less long and the reason I wrote part 7 like this is so that it soumds like razor is saying it himself and I feel that he wouldn't be able to go into detail as to why he doesn't like you. Sorry if you don'g like the writing.)

#sagau #simpaghettits #chihawari #I tried to write this how razor thinks #I feel he wouldn't be able to go into detail about how he feels about you #death #Can we get an F in the chat

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konatagreen · 2 years

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#incorrect quote lmfao #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #espresso cookie #madeleine cookie #sparkling cookie #herb cookie (mentioned)#espresso died in ocarina of time lmaooo #can we get an f in the chat

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belphieslilcow · 2 years

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cass torturing his bfs with his onion breath

i just ate a burger and remembered we had onions and while i don't mind the smell or aftertaste personally... =w=

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Levi

Cass opened the door to Levi's room and ignored the flinch of surprise that came from said demon.

"Levi-chi!! What are you doing?"

Levi glanced back over at Cass, who was making his way over before turning his citrine eyes back to his screen. "Grinding out some favor in Sigilscape, they introduced a couple new methods that made it waaayy easier."

"Ooohh..."

Cass put his head on Levi's shoulder, making him blush.

"D-do you wanna log on and hang out with me? Maybe? I mean you dont have to, its just-"

Cass nodded, "Yeah, I'd love to!! I've only finished one of the houses favor, hehe."

Levi started to smile before an odor came to his nose. He grimiced and turned to his boyfriend, "Do you smell that or am I going crazy from all the farming?"

Cassian smirked, "Smell what, babe?"

The two were almost face to face and Levi got a fume cloud of onion breath right in his face.

"You!! You jerk!! You did that on purpose!! Bleh!!"

Cass laughed to the point tears were welling up by his eyes, "LMAO you should've seen your face, Levi!! It was hilarious!!"

"GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM WHILE WE GRIND!!"

Beel

Cass was laying tummy down on his bed, kicking his legs while he read one of his mangas, he had just finished his lunch.

He heard a knock on his door, "Yeah?"

Beel came in quickly and shut the door behind him, he has a worried frown on his face.

"Can you help me? My back itches, but it's right in the middle where i can't reach and it's driving me insane."

Cass giggled and sat up, motioning for Beel to turn around. He scratched right in the middle, where in between his wings would be if he was in his demon form. "Right here?"

"A little lower... yeah, right there."

He scratched for a few seconds before moving away and letting Beel turn around with a happy groan. "Thank you so much, I tried scratching it on the wall, but Lucifer said not to and that I looked like a wild bear."

"Whoahh... a Beel bear..."

The demon smiled and leaned in to give him a kiss on the lips, which Cassian happily accepted.

It was short, but when they pulled away, Beelzebub had a focused look on his face and started sniffing the air. "I didn't know we had onions in the house, what'd you eat?"

Cass blushed and looked down, "Ahh... Mammon brought me some fast food when he stopped by earlier... sorry you had to smell my onion breath..."

Beel frowned, "No, it doesn't smell bad to me, just makes me hungry... Why didn't Mammon bring me anything?"

Cassian snickered, "Let's go to the kitchen and I'll make you something."

Belphie

Belphegor woke up with a yawn and looked around, Cassian was still alseep beside him, weird. Usually Belphie didn't wake up in the night when sleeping with Cass. He picked up his DDD and squinted his eyes to see the time.

3:40 am.

He put it back on the nightstand before sighing in relief, he still had a few hours of sleep left before he had to get up for RAD. Making himself comfortable under the blanket he turned to face his human. His sleeping face was so cute, the way his mouth was open slightly gave him an adorable air of innocence, despite all he's been through.

Belphegor smiled and looked at his lover's lips, he could sneak a quick kiss in. He leaned in and just as he was about to make contact, Cass sighed in his sleep, letting out an odor of last night's meal.

Belphie recoiled back at the oniony smell that was all over his face and made his eyes water. The demon turned around before grumpily resting his head down, facing away from Cassian, pouting to himself.

#cassian #obey me mc #poor boys =w=#can we get an f in the chat

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whack-patty · 2 years

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pov @cacaocheri is pulled away by the shadows

#can we get an f in the chat #for my main man spungus #f #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf daydreamers #daydreamers #moondrop #moon security breach #please no please no please no please no please no please no please no please no pl #we are free....because we are cringe #my art lol

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thesloppytoppy5000xtreme · 1 year

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Dear new followers from Twitter. today is the day you learn about bug ass

#bug ass #elongated muskrat #can we get an f in the chat #i crave violence

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setethsbigbaratitties · 2 years

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hubert and edelgards 3hopes b support really killed the hubert praisekink economy. turns out hubert isnt turned on by being praised, it just confuses him

#can we get an f in the chat #not that it will ever stop me #also im really enjoying how much of a disaster lesbian monica turned out to be

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mikkaeus · 2 years

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how does the baking guy make all the fun sound effects with his mouth i want to do that too

#i suspect it requires being able to roll your tongue #can we get an F in the chat

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calistico · 2 years

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