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#press f to pay respects
anyagee · 2 years
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greensyrop · 1 year
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sneezypeasy · 2 months
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If Katara became Fire Lady, the person who this'd suck the most for isn't actually Aang, it'd be Bato's kid (or whoever's mum or dad happens to be good friends with Hakoda). Can you imagine? Your mum's voice?!?! Hakoda's kids are your age and they're out there being chief of the SWT and co-ruling over the Fire Nation. Who are you chieftain of?? You can't even govern a penguin. Disgusten.
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facts-i-just-made-up · 9 months
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Facts-I-Just-Made-Up has rebranded!
FIJMU has changed its iconic former blurry logo! Once recognizable as a trusted name in lies, the facts icon you all know and love has been changed to a single letter "F" in an attempt to make people forget all the horrible things its owner has done. No longer will Facts be associated with my runaway greed, lack of taste, and outright violation of numerous communications laws, but only with the letter F, which has been traditionally used to pay respects. My greed, tasteless humor, and lies will naturally remain, but this will appease my shareholders* and should keep me out of prison for illegal emerald mining and heavy human rights violations for another week.
*All shares of FIJMU are owned by me, are not publicly traded, and the word "share" is used in the antiquated definition of "the blade of a plowing device," of which I own many now because there was a sale at the local antique mall and I had to buy a bunch to get a group deal on a copy of the old Playgirl magazine where you can see Edward G. Robinson's left ball.
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longbobmckenzie · 4 months
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RIP LITG S1-S3
Gone, but never forgotten
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(it's not everyone because I cba)
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cupcakeinat0r · 1 month
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Hey guys.
So I’m gonna have to unfortunately stop writing and leave this account for good.
The cops found me and I’m being arrested for having a bomb ass pussy and fat ass, sorry guys :(
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artemisgrayy · 2 months
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🫡
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pixelburied · 1 year
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playchoices used to be in the top 5 during tumblr’s year in review 😔
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dapper-lil-arts · 2 months
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I love your art and everything, but please enough with the pony shit!
She died a long time ago, it's time to move on
Do more real furries
Thank you for loving my art! unfortunately as i have stated on the start of this year, i am on my hedonism phase, and i'm following my every whim. So if my brain suggests i write poems, i will comply, if my brain suggests i write 100 pages of fanfiction i will comply, if my brain suggests i edit videos i will comply, and if my brain suggests i draw more ponies, i will simply comply 👍 I'm doing this because i'm genuinely having fun with it lmao Maybe someday i'll return to 'real furries'... maybe... who knows... Only if my brain demands it :) in summation my blog my art my rules you have no power to demand me to do anything, good day
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xinhua-jun · 3 months
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😔
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cessmaga · 4 months
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kung lao 🤝 oliver queen
the third wheel one in the trio group
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missmahgenta · 7 months
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Just the 5 of us
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*Spoilers*
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Just the 4 of us
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goldenshornyjail · 8 months
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Just thought about what if Yang's body gets heated while having sex? And it would be awkward to explain that to the doctors why exactly Blake got burned and where.
Anyway, F to Blake's pussy, it got burned by Yang's dick, what a tragedy
Hey, @sevi-fuk! Woof! Press F to pay respects to Blake's whole vaginal area! This is going to be fun!
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Blake: (panting and sweating as she digs her nails into Yang's shoulders) Fuck, Dragon! This is so hot!
Yang: (semblance sparking intermittently as she rams her cock into Blake's pussy rapidly) I feel the same. Fuck! Blake, I love you so much!
Blake: (winces slightly but immediately moans from the pain sparking a new wave of pleasure) No, you're actually scalding!
Yang: (stops thrusting and notices her hair is half on fire and the heat is spreading to her pubes and cock) Do you want me to stop? I can cool down and come back.
Blake: (wraps legs around Yang's waist and pulls her closer) Don't you dare!
Yang: (still thrusting) You sure?
Blake: (feels Yang's scalding cock brush her g-spot and feels a rush of heat explode across her body) FUCK YES!!!!
-In the Hospital-
Velvet: So.... That's how you got second degree burns on your labia?
Blake: (looking thoroughly satisfied and sitting on a bag of ice, steam is still billowing up into the air from her nethers) Mmhmm....
Yang: (mortified) I told you I could stop to calm down....
Blake: But it felt so good~
Yang: How?! I scrambled your eggs!!!
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evs-muhin · 5 months
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tf am i doing
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topgunreacts · 2 years
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Reblog to pay respects
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