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lilmashae · 1 day

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hii!! i was thinking about some kinda angsty (?) smut where like, reader and whoever else (i thought about heeseung tbh) are fucking yk, reader is riding him but she’s too tired and just can’t let herself nor heeseung cum. hee would normally tease her and make her work for release but today he can sense that she’s not doing that well so he comforts her and switches positions to fuck her real good 🤗

(if you’re not comfortable with writing this it’s totally okay!! love you and your work :>)

im more than okay with this… i love it 👩🏽‍💻

you couldn’t stop thinking about it — it didn’t matter if it was five minutes ago or five hours ago: what those girls had said really hurt you. ‘what does he see in her…?’ their words really stuck...

it’s not like you were listening on purpose — maybe they couldn’t tell it was you from the back but the three of them were sitting directly behind you. it's not their faults. you told yourself — if they knew you were there they'd probably stop and maybe they'd apologize... you were only waiting for heeseung to get out of class — being alone made you feel even more self concious... you tried to calm yourself down as maybe they weren't talking about you...

i’ll be there soon babe :)

the text message put you at ease, until you heard what they had to say next. your anxiety shot through the roof hearing another one of the girls open their mouths. ‘no really! i’m glad you said something… heeseung just looks way too good compared to her.’ they could be talking about someone else right — maybe a classmate? you could hear their snickering and mocking laughter. 'maybe she's really smart — helping him pass his classes you know?' there's no way they weren't talking about you. your suspicions were only confirmed hearing another venomous accusation — this time with your name included. 'y/n must have insane luck..! because there's no way he'd actually love someone who looks as... well... like her.' everything felt wrong — your clothes were suddenly uncomfortable and it felt like everyone was watching you — they'd heard them too right? the girls weren't exactly quiet... god this was embarrassing.

'hey baby! sorry i'm late.' heeseung's voice broke your thoughts. the string of weary expressions in your head had burst and melted into nothing upon his arrival. you looked up as your gaze met your boyfriends. he had noticed your nervous features — the way that you tugged your bottom lip between your teeth and picked at your cuticles. 'you alright?' you weren't sure if heeseung had heard them but you really hoped not. you'd hate to embarrass him alongside yourself.

choking down the lump in your throat, you forced a smile... 'yeah hee...' you awkwardly smiled with glossed over eyes. 'i'm sure.' he still looked concerned — the grip on his bag seemingly tighter than before. 'here sit!' trying to reassure him you smiled even wider and thankfully it worked.

heeseung moved your bag sitting beside you as you two ate lunch together.

admittedly, throughout the rest of the day you felt a little down... what if those girls were right — was heeseung too good for you? did he actually like you? was he using you..? no heeseung wouldn't do that — you felt so stupid — you felt even stupider later that night as you two sat in his dorm room watching a movie. sure, you said you were fine... but heeseung still thought you were a bit off — you loved this film: usually you'd be giggling and engaging with the screen however tonight you laid unusually still with your head buried in the crook of his neck.

'baby...' worriedly, he rubbed your back, watching as you stared up at him with foggy eyes. 'are you sure you're feeling alright?' fuck... his hand moved to your forehead to check for any symptoms of physical distress. 'yeah baby. i promise.' heeseung's hand cupped your cheek as he lead you into a comforting kiss — a peck which you deepened — trying to distract him, before he could spout out any more questions. as always his lips were soft — they tasted like his chapstick as your tongue grazed the plushy flesh of his mouth.

heeseung returned your sudden embrace, leaning into your mouth as you begin to sit up straddling his lap. you lips collided and melted together as you two continued to make out — mouths exploring the vacancy of one another's.

your boyfriend's hands kneaded at your sides under your shirt as his fingers hooked under your bra unclasping it. the hardened buds of your nipples were now clearly visible through the thin cotton of your shirt... as heeseung hiked your shirt up over your boobs, you gasped as the cold air kissed your warm skin. you mirrored his actions, pulling his shirt over his head — however, the words kept repeating themselves in your head. even now, graced by your beautiful boyfriend's naked body... you were lost in the discomfort of insecurity and guilt.

you knew it'd be better to tell him. heeseung would know exactly what to say to comfort you. but now... now, you didn't want to think. you wanted to forget, and you had a few ideas how to do that. heeseung quickly rid himself of his pants and you of your own.

the friction of the fabrics separating both your sexes dawned over you as a wave of pleasure. it pinched your clit as you could feel the precum leaking through his boxers. 'heeseung...' you whimpered into his mouth as his hands firmly grasped your hips. he knows what you're doing — something is clearly wrong. 'come on, pretty girl, tell me what's the matter...' no matter how hard you tried you couldn't hide from him and you hated it. you broke down into tears. out of the blue, his sweetly flavored chapstick had a slight hint of saltiness as tears poured down your cheeks. 'don't hide from me, baby.' his hands held your own. 'fuck, hee... do you love me? you don't think i'm shitty — or that you're too good for me?'

'what?' his expression dropped. 'no... no, no, no, pretty girl. who said that hm? i love you... love you so much.' heeseung leaned in kissing away your tears as he firmly held you on his lap. 'let me take care of you, baby... please? 'don't ride me tonight — 'want to show you how much i love you.' he whispered. you nodded as the muscle of his biceps engulfed you, before gently lying your body beneath his own. heeseung's arms caged you in as his breathe fanned across your face. 'do you love me?' he asked. 'of course! how could i not... you're —' he interrupted your explanation diving into your lips.

he gently trailed sot kisses down the expanse of your body. 'going to fuck you so good sweetheart...' he kissed you again — and once more — again... 'treat you like a princess...' heeseung aligned his length with your sopping entrance his eyebrows knitted together in a furrow. 'so tight... perfect girl with perfect pussy for me...' your arms flew around his neck feeling his throbbing cockhead slip between your gummy walls. 'shit...' you mumbled into his shoulder as he continued to fuck himself deeper inside of your cunt. 'i'm all in, baby... 'feel good?' he slowly began to move, pumping his cock in and out of your heat. 'ah! heeseung...'

'shhh... it's okay... you're so pretty —prettiest girl alive... my pretty girl... should i mark you up?' he thrust. 'that way everyone knows your mine... let everyone know how much i fucking, love you.' with every snap and roll of his hips, you could feel the veins adorning his shaft prod at your gspot. his tip softly kissed your cervix as he began to pick up his pace.

he had you folded in half — thighs bent into your chest as you moaned and heavily called out his name. 'there you go... say my name again, princess. 'want everyone to hear it — 'want the guys and any bitch giving you shit to be talking about it tomorrow... how well i fuck you and how good you take it.' heeseung's praises went straight to your cunt — slick lathered around the base of his cock and your orgasm neared.

'think i'm going to cum...' you whined. 'yeah? good. go ahead pretty baby... cum all on my cock — want to see it yeah? feel how you clench around me and take everything hee gives you...'

i never know how to end these >< anyways, i hope you like ittt, hopefully i didn't get too angsty ^^

#lil-ma-shae #enhypen smut #enha smut #enhypen hard thoughts #enha hard thoughts #enhypen hard hours #enha hard hours #lee heeseung smut #heeseung smut

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melrosing · 2 days

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the thing that annoys me the most about the bullying claim among the stark sisters is that they talk about how much it affects Arya that she thinks she’s ugly and such and like she does, but she’s so much more worried about being “bad” she killed a boy. She’s also going through poverty and war and starving and being introduced to cults/bands of “justice” by murder

but nooooo she totally is more affected by being called horse face despite being compared to SOOOOOO MANY PRETTY PEOPLE AND THAT MEANS SHES GOOD (never mind that good looking=good person should NOT BE YOUR BASIS)

I think most people, and especially girls, know exactly how it feels to worry about your appearance and feel ugly and unattractive, and I get that this is a particular pain for Arya, who apparently has never been called pretty except by her dad one time in AGOT, in an offhanded comparison to her aunt Lyanna. I don't think attractiveness is the most important thing to validate in any child, but I do think that it is good and nice to affirm to your child that they have their own beauty, so that they can then negotiate their relationship with that word from a safer place in adulthood.

It's not about telling your child they don't look a certain way (e.g. no good telling Brienne she's a normal height and her nose is hardly crooked at all), but that the way they look is something unique to them and something they should take pride in, regardless of what others say. Like I think it's an OOC moment in the show, but I think it's sweet when Olenna tells Brienne she looks 'marvellous' or something. She's not saying 'you look like bella hadid', she's saying 'I love the way you look!' to a woman who has received nothing but insults (despite looking like fuckin. Gwendoline Christie lmao). that is nice. it's not the most important compliment anyone can receive, but it embraces divergence as positive.

as it goes though, Arya is a pretty girl and it's just weird that the adults found countless compliments for Sansa and none for Arya. and that's why I find it so bizarre that everyone wants to pin Arya's self-esteem issues on Sansa, a prepubescent child!! like, would Arya have taken these insults so hard if Cat had stepped in and said 'don't listen, you're a lovely girl and your father says you look just like your aunt Lyanna! sansa i am telling you off for calling people names'. children are always going to call each other mean names! it is one thing that is practically guaranteed to happen in any sibling relationship, and anyone who says otherwise is an only child or lying.

but it is much harder for a child to manage that hurt if they're getting called those names, and society seems to be reifying to truth of them at every turn! Septa Mordane is calling her ugly! Cat is calling her a mess! Ned has never complimented her till AGOT! etc! she has never received a compliment before! so how on earth can you say 'and Arya's self-esteem issues can all be traced back to the playground bickering between she and Sansa and Jeyne' when Arya is obviously getting the same message from what seem like far more authoritative sources! is it not worse that those sources are all complimenting Sansa all the time and never Arya? does that not make it worse when Sansa acts like a child about it? like!!

and yeah I agree that there are other more painful insecurities Arya is struggling with. I do think at least part of the reason that this argument keeps coming up in fandom is that people keep trying to claim that Arya's story is similar to Brienne's, in that she IS ugly according to society's standards and that's ok! which isn't true, Arya is canonically a pretty kid with a dirty face and unbrushed hair. that's all it is. so if we could just accept that, there'd be no excuse for the insistence that this is an important aspect of Arya's story.

because it isn't. like im sorry but the ugly duckling means nothing when there are plenty of people who don't grow up to be swans. they get called ugly as children, and they get called ugly as adults. look at Brienne: she has suffered far, far worse prejudice as a result of her appearance in childhood, and she doesn't get the catharsis of growing up pretty to show them all how wrong they were. Brienne has been treated like a fucking monster for how she looks, all of her life. this is a character for whom her appearance IS actually an important theme, and it will be meaningful to see her realise it's a strength, and find love etc. I'm sorry but Arya growing up to be beautiful doesn't mean shit to me lol. I fully accept it's canon, but it is not a meaningful story beat, in a story with people like Tyrion, Brienne and Sam. Arya's story has so many more fascinating themes about identity, trauma, justice, war, friendship and family. if Arya was pretty all along, why should I care?

#ask #asoiaf #arya stark

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prosebushpatch · 3 days

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Okay so I recently, finally, watched Wish and I have some thoughts. Overall, not as bad as everyone makes it out to be, but still has a lot of fundamental story problems and I've got to get them off of my chest. I'll mostly be focused on Magnifico because I think his motivations and arc largely represent the problem with the overall theme.

Okay so my biggest problem with Magnifico is his motivation. His tragic backstory. How on earth does he go from losing his whole family to thinking, the only way he can prevent that from happening again is to grant wishes? The logic doesn't track. It almost makes sense in his creating a kingdom where he protects everyone and "doesn't even charge rent," but it does not make sense with his wish granting. Having a great need to be control to make sure he doesn't lose anyone ever again can be a compelling motivation for a villain, where we see lines crossed that don't justify the intent, but in the movie, he's too self-absorbed to seem to have any actual care for the people of Rosas.

I think if the motivation was changed to something like Magnifico had once been a bright-eyed, enthusiastic wish granter who blindly believed all wishes were good but learned the hard way that that wasn't true could have been a better fit for the overall goal of the movie. Imagine that he granted a wish for a wicked person who used that wish to hurt others, or if Magnifico granted a wish but that wish ended up ruining the person's life because what they wanted wasn't what they needed (i.e. Remember The Princess and the Frog? Dig a little deeper) and that person could have went after Magnifico and blamed him for their troubles (harkening back to We Don't Talk about Bruno). This would be an understandable tragic backstory for Magnifico, and better explain why he's so careful about the wishes he grants. And, perhaps the reason he keeps the wishes he doesn't want to grant is to keep the people in his kingdom docile. No one will be angry with him for not granting their wishes if he makes them forget them and lose that drive and motivation, which makes more sense than the unexplained hording them like he does in the movie? Why does he keep them in the movie other than admiring the wishes? It doesn't make sense to me.

This would give Asha more of a reason to oppose him, if it's shown how his desire to not get hurt or to inadvertently cause hurt turned into a paranoia where he drains people of wishes to fly or play music that inspires others. And, as a side note, we need to see more of how Rosas is a kingdom of people who lack drive and motivation, where only those younger than 18 have that special part of them that inspires them to chase after a dream (something that Astor Rhymemaster touched on). Because that's the point of wishes, right? That's the point of the entire Disney canon. A dream is a wish your heart makes. That star can only get you so far, it takes hard work and determination. It's wanting something better in life, it's dreaming of leaving behind all you know to chase after a tangible light. It's finding a new dream, it's finding a new wish as you grow and learn about yourself and the world.

I don't think the movie Wish understood what makes wishes so important in Disney stories. You know what wishes do? They ignite change. It's not about getting what you want, it's about finding the courage to chase after something better. Ariel wants to be where the people are, but really she wants to be somewhere where others are willing to understand her and in the end, she finds that and makes amends with her father, who finally is willing to see her for who she is. Rapunzel wants to see the lights, and that desire pushes her to leave a tower she's been trapped in her whole life, learning that the world is not as cruel and cold as her abusive mother told her. Cinderella wants to go to the ball, to dance with people who treat her as a person and not a servant of cinders and ash. That wish is granted by a fairy godmother and gives her a hope that is worth fighting for, a hope that helps her reclaim what is rightfully hers; a glass slipper that fits only her and the love that comes with it.

Wishes inspire change. The movie should have been about that. Magnifico could have been right, that some wishes inspire negative change that can drag down multiple people. The kingdom of Rosas could have been so placid because change is scary. Maybe Magnifico could have convinced people, after taking their wish, that it wasn't worth it. Maybe the wish ceremonies could have changed so it wasn't portrayed as some sort of lottery everyone looks forward to, but Magnifico would grant wishes on the spot if he decided they were good and worthwhile, and he would lock away the wishes that would cause trouble and tribulations. 18 year olds could be enthusiastic to give him their wishes, thinking they were surely good and worth granting, only to forget their wish and be told that their wish would have only brought about their unhappiness, this would have justified a more solemn tone in the kingdom, setting up a world where people are mostly downtrodden, thinking their wishes are bad and pointless and they're better off without them. Imagine Cinderella or Rapunzel being told their wishes weren't good, reinforcing all the things their abusive families tell them, taking away that hope and courage to find something better for themselves.

Here's where the true conflict could come in. Asha could be onto this from the beginning, and her opening song could have been about this concern that the people who didn't get their wishes granted aren't willing to try at all. (Because, after all, why doesn't Sabino play music at all? Having that taken from him would take so much joy and creative expression from his life!) But why does Asha know something is amiss?

Simon.

Imagine that Magnifico has a strict rule not to ever share your wish with another person because then it wouldn't come true. It makes sense with our own superstitions, and then makes it so that no one knows anyone else's wishes. Maybe your best friend changes so drastically after giving up their wish, but you believe, like everyone else, that their wish would have only caused suffering. What can you do about it? Well what if Simon told Asha about his wish? What if Asha knew his wish wasn't dangerous and couldn't imagine a way that it could go wrong? That would give her a reason to doubt Magnifico and put more emphasis on how Simon has lost his drive like all the other adults in the kingdom. And it can also emphasize in the end that sharing your wishes and dreams with others can be a powerful thing. Just the act of sharing your dreams can inspire others to go after their own, and they can give you the encouragement to chase your wish too. Wishes inspire change, love gives you the courage to make it happen.

Imagine if the star boy used to be a human, who wished to help others and lost his humanity to do it. Imagine his wish confirms Magnifico's belief, that wishes cause suffering because star boy lost his tether to earth and is separated from the people he loves. Imagine how he foils Asha who also wants to grant everyone's wishes. Imagine him ensuring she doesn't make the same mistake he did while she gives him a reason to change again, to anchor himself to humanity again because he loves her enough not to leave for forever.

Imagine the movie confirming that, yes, change is scary. Chasing your dreams won't always make things better. You might fail more than you succeed and some wishes cannot coincide with each other, leading to grief and strife. But some wishes are worth it. Sometimes, chasing after something better and failing is worth leaving a worse situation. Sometimes taking that chance is worth it, and, like in all fairy tales, if you are kind and generous and act with love, that will make all the difference in the end.

Also, I know everyone wished for a Magnifico and Amaya evil power couple, but imagine if Magnifico was truly in love with Amaya, as he is in the movie, but that love is eventually his undoing. Like Amaya leaps in front of Asha, and Magnifico stops or redirects his attack because she's the one thing he loves more than himself and that is the weakness that Asha and co can take advantage of. Imagine Amaya keeping Magnifico in the mirror and he gets to dote on her from his imprisonment for forever. I'm just saying. At least 30 sickos like me would be into that. Imagine the depth it would give to the themes of love and change and wishing and how acts of love make all the difference.

Alright, I'll get off my soap box. I just really wish Wish could have been stronger because these fairy tales Disney is famous for matter. They really do. But the movie feels too stale and shallow and too much of a cash grab that knows the outline of a disney musical, but is unable to understand the heart of why they work.

#rose and rambles #wish 2023 #disney #disney wish #if you read anything i post let it be this im shaking the bars of my cage #I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT FAIRY TALES AND DREAMS LET ME AT THE PEOPLE WHO MADE WISH SO SHALLOW #ILL MAKE THEM TEA AND GIVE THEM A GOOD SCOLDING #WHILE STEALING THEIR CLOTHES AND PUTTING ON A FAKE MUSTACHE TO TAKE OVER WHILE THEY'RE NIBBLING ON NICE COOKIES #THAT'S A TOTALLY NORMAL THING TO DO RIGHT #if you want to tell a good story you gotta tell it yourself <- my villain origin story #or at least my Sebastian kiss the girl moment. i can't believe they took out star boy. God forbid independent women have romantic interests #anyway im obsessed with how Magnifico always called Amaya “my love” and i think we can do beautiful and twisted things with that #Also i kind of hate the whole 'oh there's no saving him from this evil magic corruption' like le please that's the most stupid thing to eve #be in a fairy tale #just proves these people didn't actually read the snow queen #also also go watch Astor Rhymemaster she's a genius and explains songs IN SUCH AN IN DEPTH WAY #i haven't interacted with much other wish stuff so idk how others are rewriting it but this my ideal

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peonydraws · 9 months

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You know, @purble-turble's AU of A Test of Time always reminded me of "Oh No!" by Marina and the Diamonds,

and I've tried to make an animatic but I've got like.... 0 motivation. So instead I'll just talk about why the lyrics remind me of it.

READ THE FIC PLS!! IM CRAZY ABOUT IT!

sidenotes are in blue my dudes! (Now with just draft images of the WIP animatic that I will never finish) (imma add them later tho lmao)

Starting out pretty simple, the first few lines of the verse represent Redson's start of his deception, and what for me is his denial.

He knows what he's doing is wrong and he tells himself that he isn't actually enjoying his time with them and that he's just doing it for the greater good of his family, to finally get his hands on that staff.

But as the lyrics go on, I like to interpret it as him starting to realize his forming obsession with MK, hence the "I'll never soften my grip" He's scared of letting him go, he's already starting to realize how deeply infatuated he is with him, so to avoid losing him he starts doing the unthinkable.

This is basically an excerpt of the fic and how his obsession started to form from there.

more examples being:

"Of course MK loves me. Of course he does!" He looked at Red Son again, his eyes still not quite focusing on him, but there was a renewed intensity in them when he spoke. "And I love him ! We belong together, you and I both know it!" "But... I was going to betray-" "That was also the night I decided," King Red cut him off, not even seeming to hear him start speaking, "I couldn't let my parents kill him. I had to do everything in my power to protect him- to keep him safe."

He isn't going to soften his grip, it didn't matter if he ruined a perfectly healthy relationship to make MK his

For me, when Marina sings this with that warbled effect on her voice it really accentuates for me Redson's slow descent to madness, how he was willing to do anything to make MK his.

another small example text to prove my point:

Then he stopped, frozen in place by what he saw. Red Son crossed the room and approached the shrine, reaching out with a trembling hand to pick up one of the many framed photographs. The one he'd grabbed was a picture of himself and MK together. Red Son had his regular old jacket on, but his hair was let down like how the future version of himself wore it. His arm was wrapped around MK who had on an expensive-looking orange robe and several pieces of red jewelry. He wasn't smiling at the camera like Red Son was... in fact, he looked downright miserable. It only took a moment more of staring at the photo before Red realized why. The matching red jewelry he was adorned in almost made him overlook it, but Red Son recognized the design of the circlet around MK's head. It was modeled after the golden fillet- the tightening charm used to control the Monkey King. To torture him! The frame fell from Red Son's grasp and clattered to the floor as he stumbled backward. It was too much to take in... King Red had said he and MK loved each other, but he had been torturing him?! This was wrong. This was so wrong.

Here, when Redson finds the shrine in Demon King Red's room, he finds out that he had been using a replica of the golden fillet on MK, so that way he wouldn't escape.

Like I said, he did ALL in his power to make MK his, it didn't matter if it meant hurting him.

These lyrics only further prove my point that it perfectly represents his descent to madness "I just wanna change" is more of a mantra to "gotta make him mine". Though in other instances, it can also be referred to how Time Travel Red down spirals in wanting to change his personality. But since we're talking about how I would've done the animatic then yeah, creative liberty. Take it as you will.

Here's an example of him going crazy btw. More example scenes I was going to animate.

At first he had been trying to get a good look at the figure, so it took Red Son a moment longer to notice what was on the monitors. Every screen was filled with footage of the Monkie Kid... his Noodle Boy. Footage of him driving the delivery cart, playing arcade games with Mei, fighting demons, even some of him just walking down a street. This was... so creepy . What was he doing? Watching recorded surveillance of MK in the middle of the night?? Why ?! As he continued to stare on at the scene in absolute horror, he suddenly heard something. Red pulled in a deep breath, trying to quiet the sound of his own heart pounding in his ears so he could listen closer. At last he was able to distinguish the extra sound from the audio playing on the monitors... the king was talking. He was whispering to himself as he watched the screens in front of him. Focusing a bit more Red Son was able to make out some of the words, and... he wasn't talking to himself, he was talking to MK. He was... telling him about his day. He could hear the mumbled words miss you over and over again interspersed through barely coherent sentences. Red Son felt his tears come back in full force. He had to clamp a hand over his mouth to prevent an audible sob from escaping... this was horrific. It was not the glamorous future he had thought it to be. It was a nightmare! He had lost his parents, he'd lost MK, and now it was clear that he'd even lost his sanity. The Demon King Red had nothing .

This is, once again, taken from DKR's perspective. He knows that he wants MK, that he wants to be MK's beloved, his darling. He knows why he acts like a ruthless beast to be able to get what he wants. Does that mean that he has the morality to break away from that? No =D. Which is what brings us to what would've shifted the perspective in my hypothetical animatic

(Btw any artist with motivation feel free to take this idea pls I am desperate to see this be an actual thing)

With these lines, I say that this is when Redson truly started to realize the deep, fucked up situation he was in. After seeing DKR huddled up looking over at the monitors he ran to the graves of his parents which is a good scene to use with the "Oh no's"

At the sight of the decorated shrine, Red Son felt whatever tiny thread he was using to hold himself together finally snap. Suddenly he was on the floor, unable to pull himself upright; his whole body shuddered with the force of a scream of anguish he couldn't contain. They were gone. His parents were really gone. And it was all his fault. He should never have gone through with that plan... he should never have even tried to trick the Noodle Boy into a fake relationship in the first place. Clearly, all it had brought was a disaster. If only he hadn't proposed such a stupid idea to his parents, then they might still be here. Red Son would have been able to walk in here and find them alive and well. Instead, all that was left was this... a destroyed palace and some dusty shrine mementos. All he had ever wanted was to prove himself, to show them that he was capable and worthy of the family name and their love. To come to this future and see what had become of them... and as the result of a terrible scheme that he himself was the author of? No, this was too much to bear.

After this, we cut to an already busted-up, pretty mentally scarred Red, who is trying to convince the others to trust him

These lines really describe his mentality perfectly since Redson is already close to losing it if he can't defeat DKR. He was already so distraught with all of the news that this timeline has brought to him, and now he feels pressured to be different by his own mind's standards. If not by the others then by himself, because his mind simply doesn't allow for him to screw up.

Calm was exactly what he needed in this situation. His future self was clearly a maniac driven purely by his emotions- specifically obsession and anger. Red Son couldn't let himself appear that way in front of MK and his friends here. He needed to keep himself in check... to stay cool, calm, and dignified. It was the only way they would be convinced he wasn't like the king. Maybe if he did a good enough job, he could even convince himself that he wasn't. -and- He would do everything he possibly could to convince them to help and that he wasn’t like King Red, but that future version of him had caused a lot of harm.

are good examples of this.

It's the namesake of the fic. Need I say more?

Aside from that, it also perfectly encapsulates Redson's past and now crumbling current ego. Normally Redson would act like he's the best due to his giant ego, but ever since a talk with Mei and the other monkie kids, he's learned to hate that side of him, so now this line in the song is kind of a jab at what little self-worth he has left. It's how he sees himself.

"Yeah pretty much," Mei said, "I mean, you coulda just told us about this weakness instead of doing some big reveal with the bike and all." Oh. Hmm… That did actually give Red pause. For some reason, it hadn’t even occurred to him to just come right out and say what his weakness was. He felt like he needed an invention or something he could physically hand over along with the information. He wasn’t really sure why. He hadn’t thought about it. Red began poking his fingers together thoughtfully as he responded in a somewhat sheepish tone, "Ah, yes... I suppose that's true..." he mumbled, "but I just wanted to-" "To show off," Mei finished for him, "yeah, I'm not surprised. Because you know who else is all dramatic and attention-seeking like that? King Red ." Once again, that familiar jolt at the comparison hit Red Son right in the face, as real as if he'd actually been slapped. Damn it all… even when he was trying to help, he ended up reminding these people of his evil future self! He looked away, nervously rubbing his hands together as he did. "Well, I... I can be a bit... boastful at times, perhaps," he said, "but it is a big deal for me to share this information. I suppose I was hoping for more of an acknowledgment of that, is all." This was followed by a quiet moment as his audience of four exchanged glances of varying expressions.

Man I flipping love this fic, it gives me so much to work with! And the decomposition of a boastful and egotistical character like Redson is so... natural!

This is how Redson sees DKR. It's pretty straightforward, he feels as if the obsession with MK has taken over every inch of his mindscape, driving him mad. With this line I would have shown a comparison to DKR and Redson, and how the timeline split into both falling mentally ill, in different ways of course XD

Because if you think about it, in the end, Redson is still obsessed with MK, but instead of being selfish he's selfless, and worryingly so. I feel that he'd do anything to keep MK safe from himself even if that meant that he could wind up dead. He has little to no self-worth, whereas DKR has WAY too much self-worth it is almost narcissistic.

This line is a perfect example of what I mean. Redson doesn't find the thought of being with MK appealing anymore. If anything he finds it horrifying. He might want to be with him badly, but how could he? How can he try to go back when he knows that this is what he'll act like in the future? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if when Redson does manage to get back, the first thing he does is break up with MK with tears in his eyes explaining he's a monster and doesn't deserve him and that MK should stay away from him, and he'd run away from the sheer fear of causing pain to MK. This would leave our poor past MK confused and probably distraught as to why Red looks so afraid of him.

I would've shown these lines with a progression of Redson basically losing it, and becoming the quiet, kindhearted, but mentally fucked up, dude he is now.

HE CUT HIS HAIR IN ANXIETY FOR FUCKS SAKE

And yeah, the fic goes into great detail on how much Red's demeanor changes through this fic.

Now these lyrics hold a different meaning when looking at Time Travel Redson. He knows exactly what he wants and who he wants to be, the exact opposite of DKR. He needs to be the opposite of him, or else he'll become just like him

for the rest of these lyrics, I would've just added different images/transitions of important stuff that happened in each chapter, which would then lead to an important event in my head that id like to call "The possible showdown". which is the possible future fight between the monkie kids and Redson against DKR and his royal court.

Struggles struggle struggles! Internal struggles with Time travel Redson :3. During this line Redson is finally trying to get that grip on DKR and is still internally fighting off that fear that he'll end up like him. Eventually, though, he's able to (in my eyes idfk, probably not in the canon of this fic) defeat him and go back

The rest of the song, I have not really planned out yet, but with some nice ass visuals, I'm sure it'd look really neat :3

And that's my analysis! For those who have gotten here... thank you for listening/reading :3 you may have a cookie 🍪💜

#i hadnt decided to say anything until now since I just read chapter 14 #lmk spicynoodles #a test of time #can you tell that im so totally normal about this?#lego monkie kid #lmk mk #lmk #lmk red son #lmk mei #time travel au #time travel fic #LMK time travel shenanigans #monkie kid #fanfic analysis #sorta #its been in my brain for the past 2 months #those who read till the end are very nice peeps #i appreciate yall😊

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Genuine question, because I don't know a lot about the topic and you're:

If someone identifies as non-binary and genderfluid, which from what I've gathered means something like "human" instead of male or female, doesn't that imply that women are not humans , like whole complete people with richer inner lives? And why is a dislike for (performative) femininity combined with a preference for things that are stereotypically associated with maleness an indicator that one is genderfluid? Does that mean a woman is only a woman if she loves to do make-up, wants to be a mother, only wears skirts, dresses and high heels, shaves daily, is always kind and never angry, has long hair, hates to get dirty and so on? Because I have never met a woman who's exactly like that in my life, but plenty who liked gaming, sports, being loud, opposed to shaving & make-up, who wore pants every day.

I do not believe this is a genuine question, but I'll answer it as if it was, just in case other people have to deal with this, and would like someone who is patient enough to give them the words. The argument you're making here is something that already stems from a deep logical fallacy in the beginning argument. You assume "If you are neither A nor B, and instead C, you think that A cannot be C."

It is a logical fallacy to say "X implies Y" when it does not do so. By this logic, I also believe men are not human. By this logic, I believe only nb people are human.

Some - but not all - rectangles are squares. Some - but not all - animals are dogs. Some humans are nb.

I have given no information about how I present, nor my interests. I am not going to give you that information, because it's irrelevant. What I need you to understand is that, again, you are making the incorrect logical assumption that "If a person dislikes X and likes Y, they must be Z." For all you know, I dislike performative masculinity and like stereotypically feminine preferences.

You then assume your own statement is correct and move forward with your logic as if I had debated you. This is not a "genuine question" about how nb people work, this is assuming being nb is based on a series of preferences.

As a teacher, I do think it's important to tell you: even if this is coming from a genuinely confused place: you are conducting bad research. You begin with an inherently flawed question, as it biased and assumes a position I must defend against - "why don't you see women as people?" Then you make logical conclusions about my personhood and experiences and ask inflammatory questions as if you were debating me, which I am not interested in doing.

If you were my student, and genuinely curious about how nb people see gender, I'd have no trouble with you asking an out nb content creator. If you're really trying to collect information, ask honestly, without personal bias. Here's some examples of what a genuine question would have looked like: - Do your preferences play into your gender identity? - How has being nb informed how you see femininity and masculinity? - What tools do you use to express your gender?

You are mistaking gender expression and gender roles as being part of my identity.

You are most crucially mistaking being nonbinary as being part of the binary and having to exist "in opposition" to other genders in order for it to "make sense". One of the most freeing things about realizing I was nb is that I don't exist in opposition to anything - and also that all gender works similarly.

Gender is a describing word, and this can be confusing for some people. In general, we tend to learn describing words in binary - short/tall, old/young, kind/mean. Therefore, there are (many) people who think - feminine/masculine must be oppositional. Gender is also a feeling word - and again, these are words that can be taught in opposition to each other. Hungry/sated, happy/sad, feminine/masculine.

But because gender is such a rare type of word - feeling and describing - it exists outside of binary. It exists more like art exists.

Green can exist in opposition to red, but it also just exists as its own color. Blue is a part of green, but it is also a part of yellow - blue is still its own color, and yellow is still its own color, and green is still its own color. One painting titled "still-life with fruit" may be a series of vague colors and boxes. Another may be a hyper-realistic singular plum. They are both how the artist expresses their personal vision of the fruit. They might even be by the same artist! And although we may compare them, they are not opposites.

One song by Hozier is not in opposition to one song by Britney Spears. They are different styles, not oppositional styles. You may choose to see them as oppositional - but that is your personal opinion, and not fact. And some people may feel and experience those songs as being actually incredibly in-line with each other.

This is why we say: gender is a spectrum. That all gender roles are made up. Personality, interests, and experiences may shape how someone sees and feels their gender, but it does not define how they see and feel their gender.

When we question gender roles and gender expression like this, it tends to make people upset. People like me tend to make people upset. So much bigotry is based on the lie that "feminine" and "masculine" are oppositional. Opposition is rigid and important - it keeps white hegemonic structures in power. I don't have time or space in this post to talk about how rigid gender roles/enforced gender expression rules are not just sexist but also racist, classist, ableist, homophobic, and bigoted; but I really recommend you do the research on how disruption of the gender binary might put the patriarchy at risk.

The thing you feel trapped by - that "being a woman" is a complicated series of rules - is exactly the kind of thing a nonbinary person would agree with you about. We have to fight hard to be recognized for what is a basic truth about our identity - of course we don't believe that gender expression is equivalent to gender identity.

And truth be told... I think you kind of knew that. I think you kind of knew all of this. I am going to hope that you are young. I'll tell you this: I was raised by someone who was a far-right extremist catholic asshole. I certainly didn't have the research/knowledge/exposure to interrogate this stuff honestly until I was probably 23.

I am so much happier now. I hope one day you get the same opportunities as I had. I hope you choose to move away from bigotry.

love u anyway. all this in kindness only.

#to be deleted #do i accidentally give my short lesson on gender here? yeah #<3 in this u can tell exactly the age that i taught for 15 years lmao #but also like.#yeah you got me.... i have never met a woman before and i totally think women are only fembots #meanwhile every person who has ever read my writing:#every 3rd week this bitch is on her bullshit about how unfair gender rules for women are #this is actually more to help other nb people whom i KNOW get questions like this #than it is to inform the anon #who like v clearly is not doing this in good faith #this is just like the 10th one i got like this #that first logical jump of - you think ur not male or female but human so therefore #women aren't people #was just SO wild .... like #yeah!!! that's totally a normal thing to assume!#do you think people who are like ''well yeah im from america #but i wouldnt consider myself to be from any particular state''#are actually saying ''i don't think states are american''#hell when i say #im cuban but i obvi grew up in america im just the daughter of an immigrant #nobody is like -- well. raquel. that means u think no americans live in cuba huh #anyway love u bye #okay to reblog #!!#love u

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10hourshift · 2 months

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why would I make this?

#eyestrain #i think it makes my head hurt a little so idk #fnafhs #toddy fnafhs #bon fnafhs #you can tell im pretty normal about them #i totally didnt made an actual origami heart and writhe their little silly message. and crumpled it up and edited it to be more colorful😋#i totally wasnt going to use it for an animatic and then realized that it wouldn work w the aesthetic i was going for.

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thecustomcosplayed · 2 years

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Ughhhh.. thinking of Wednesday having her hair down after a shower and it's wet and Enid walks in on her brushing her hair and has a lesbian panic moment

And then Enid asks to brush Wednesdays hair and she accepts (begrudgingly, or so it seems) and it's just.. two lesbians.. sitting...

#can you tell i like them #im totally normal about this #wednesday netflix #wednesday is just sitting there like trying not to squeak out loud #I REALLY WANT WEDNESDAY WITH HER HAIR DOWN #please :(#wednesday addams #wednesday addams x enid sinclair #wenclairwenclairwenclair #if you couldn't tell this is about wenclair #wenclair #eniday #enid sinclair #wednesday x addams #lesbians #lesbian #hair brushing..so.. somft..#lesbian trope #lgbtq

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themostsanebug · 2 months

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just left a pizza place and i just now realized two things;

that place is literally just like fazbenders if it was real (minus the animatronics and stuff,,)

how crazy i must've fucking looked cause i had bluetooth headphones around my neck, a pokemon shirt on covered by a flannel overshirt, pokemon charms on my crocs, and i literally spent like,, 5 tokens to get a stupid squirtle squeaker toy,,

#fly man yaps!!#in other words; people probably assumed some things about me #wdym you can tell pokemon is my special interest??#proceeds to spend 50 bucks on a huge ass mimikyu plush and readily have my nintendo available with pokemon turned on at all times #i also bought the violet dlc when i heard it was out so uh #im totally normal guys #pokemon

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shed0kryptz · 16 days

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UM so i wrote these monologue things for db and collector. ik i have not shared too much on their lore but im super happy with how they turned out, considering that i wrote them on the spot. i had more of a basis for collector’s, so imo it came out better than db’s. but enjoy !!!!!

Collector:

“I’ve seen both sides of the Dealbreaker. Its aggression. And its passion. Sometimes, I feel as if it’s misunderstood, but then I remember what it took him to get here. The person he once was. The reason he is the Dealbreaker. but I don’t mind it. In fact, it’s admirable with his past in mind. We may have had our faults long ago, but its changed since then. I, too, changed along with him. Our impressions of each other came from bitterness; I, admittedly, was jealous of his rise in status and mistook rumors for fact. But, once I got to know it, I realized how wrong I was. I never had considered why it wanted power in the first place, nor did I question its self-centered ego. It all makes sense now, but he is still the Dealbreaker. This persona of his will follow it forever, it seems, but at least I will know the truth. I know who it is and how wonderful it can be.”

DB:

“For most of my life, I spent so much time trying to fill the hole in my core. Even in the beginning, I had a vast, unexplainable emptiness within me. When my control was taken away in my youth, this only worsened. Those experiences became the motivation that gave me my position, yet, after reaching the top, I still longed for something that was missing. So, I tried everything to no avail: partying, drugs, alcohol, dating, sex. Hell, even casual hobbies like painting! But then it hit me. Or I should say, it was right in front of me: the person I had grown so close to in my own office. The one who enjoyed my ramblings and cared for my well-being; the one who never missed a deadline and appreciated getting extra work; the one who brewed me coffee whenever I was too lazy to go out: my own colleague, the Collector. After confessing my feelings, I’ve felt complete with it. I have never met someone who listens and understands like it. No one has ever made me feel more secure, too; he allows me to be myself and never judges what I do. Though we hadn’t gotten along originally, I was wrong for throwing him under the bus so often. I only cared about documents being submitted and the upcoming paycheck, never thinking twice about what it had to say. Now, i’ve realized that my selfish ways were not the answer. Neither were my indulgent habits. I’ve finally found my other half, and I no longer strive to go higher, but if I ever do, Collector is coming along with me.”

#can you tell that im normal about them #i am so normal. totally #dbcollector #ouuuGGGHHH

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monicozslastbraincell · 7 months

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I've been SO FED these past few days!

Got my NPMD fix (plus the 1-minute paulkins cameo AND on the Dead Meat channel), got invested in the Evil Dead franchise, got the freakin HAZBIN HOTEL snippet on YouTube, PLUS the S2 Inivincible trailer??!?!?

October has really been my month as of late

#i'm being SO FED this month #starkid #npmd #evil dead #hazbin hotel #invincible #can you tell i like sci-fi #I LOVE MY SILLY INTERESTS #also im totally normal about paulkins

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thedeadthree · 1 year

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-`. WHATS YOUR OCS ROLE IN A TRAGEDY?

TAGGED BY @nightbloodraelle, @detectivelokis, @chuckhansen, @gwynbleidd, @corvosattano, @shellibisshe, @leviiackrman, @minaharkers, @marivenah and @socially-awkward-skeleton to take this loveliest uquiz for a few dears! ty ty so much!

TAGGING: @feystepped, @risingsh0t, @griffin-wood, @jendoe, @marivenah, @shadowglens, @queennymeria, @denerims, @jackiesarch, @unholymilf, @kingsroad, @gelvaan, @nokstella, @girlbosselrond, @rosebarsoap, @malefiicarum, @phillipsgraves, @aelyosos, @calenhads, @florbelles, @aartyom, @50sjello, @heroofpenamstan, @themysteriouslou, @noonfaerie, @jacobseed, @blissfulalchemist, @adelaidedrubman, @aceghosts, @loriane-elmuerto and you!

MISUNDERSTOOD VILLAIN

prepare for an onslaught of both the most dehumanizing and hateful takes, and flood of thirst comments. you are chronically misunderstood. whether or not you're actually evil is debatable. you may be acting out for revenge, to defend someone you love, or even just to protect yourself. you're a pretty jaded person. you don't trust or even really like most people. maybe you did at one point. but that part of you is gone, and you don't go a single day without grieving it. you think a lot about what your life could have been. you're stuck in the past. you're angry and maybe you don't even want to be, but this is the only way you can see to survive. you're open, but less in a trusting way and more like a wound. you don't like to let people see you, but the hurt spills out of you before you can stop it. you're impulsive, even as you try hard to plan and prepare. maybe someday your side of the story will finally be heard. until then, you can convince yourself that being hated is safer anyway.

DESPERATE NARRATOR

this story is a cycle, and you're spinning around it like a hamster in a ball being tormented by a cat. you know how this story ends. after all, you've told it a thousand times. but you try to change it every time. you love the people in this story more than anything. so watching them fall victim to the narrative breaks you in a way you can't begin to describe. but all you can do is tell the story── their story── with tears in your eyes. you're prone to anxiety and feelings of helplessness. you have so much love in your heart, and for once you wish it would change something. it didn't. it doesn't. it won't. but you refuse to stop telling the story. and you refuse to stop loving the people in it. in this way, no one is stronger than you. you just wish being strong hurt less.

UNASSUMING EXTRA

you had maybe 3 lines but you will forever own my heart. you play a very minor role, one often forgotten about (not by me tho bby, i'll love you forever). however, your significance in the story is pretty big. something about you propels the story forward in a way no one else can do. you tend to blend into the background, and you probably like it that way. you want a simple life, free from the drama of the main characters. unfortunately, your story is almost always cut short. your role is usually a death that kickstarts the plot. going unnoticed did not save you, but it probably did bring you some peace of mind.

TORTURED LOVE INTEREST

you're so hot. sorry about the horrors. you're the kind of person people immediately notice. whether you have a distinct style, are more outgoing, or are just plain beautiful, you make an impression. people usually feel the need to protect you, which probably frustrates you to no end. you're not weak! you're not fragile! you're not helpless! but the people in your life tend to disagree. maybe it's your lover, the protagonist, trying to keep you out of their own turmoil. maybe it's someone responsible for you in some way, keeping you away from your lover, while they head down an increasingly dark path. regardless, all you really want is a sense of autonomy! unfortunately, you're very likely to die before that happens. the audience will be so caught up in the grief your death causes the protagonist that they forget to grieve you as a person. you deserved better, but unfortunately this is not your story. maybe it should have been.

SWEET SUPPORTING CHARACTER

i wanna be your grandma so bad, please let me pinch your face and knit you a sweater. you're most likely the best friend of the protagonist, and there's some possible overlap between you and the narrator. you're sweet and try very hard to be selfless. you watch the ones you love descend into darkness, and make every effort to help them through it all. it's not enough. you keep trying to make it enough. you provide comic relief, a listening ear, a hug, advice── any method of support you can think of. your own personal tragedy isn't documented. sometimes you wish it was, even though you're the one who ensures it is not. you want people to care for you the way you do for others. but you refuse to ask for it, so you wait for others to read between the lines. they usually don't. at least you're the one who gets to survive the tragedy. no matter how many times you beg to trade places, it is always you at the end, sitting at someone else's grave.

BOLD PROTAGONIST

you're the star of the show, baby! and boy does that come with a lot of emotional turmoil. you have a seemingly endless supply of determination. whether you have a lot of goals, or one big one, you're constantly working towards it. you're pretty restless, and struggle with imposter syndrome and generally feeling like you should be doing more. your insecurity might not be immediately obvious to others, however, as you come across as very strong and bold. vulnerability is not your strong suit, and that's likely to be your downfall. if only you had just let people in, and asked for help... well, maybe this was always gonna be a tragedy.

#only if you want to of course 🥀❣️#oc: aerea andoral #oc: olga litvinchuck #oc: iryna pasternak #oc: alphonsa cousland #oc: alkyone uesugi #oc: valaenya targaryen #ok ok for the oddest reason the read more i believe is being eaten by tungle 🥀😖 it’s fineeee it’s fine!#and alas the laptop passed away yesterday but ! luckily this saved in the drafts and that i was able to buy a new one today <3 #ANYWAY ! 🔮✨#pleased to introduce dearie girl aerea here ! <3 🔮✨#ofc she doesn’t remain a villainess forever (darn din making her reconsider her loyalties darn feelings 🔮✨💀) but! so true bestie!#‘you may be acting out of revenge’ and the whether or not she is truly a villain FIRST OF ALL uquiz are u reading my mind bc?? EXCUSE ME?#i am so excited i am SO excited for y’all to get to know her 🔮✨😭 I ADORE HER ALREADY #she has a backstory and story i am so excited to develop AHH (and also her relationship with m*ando my BELOVED)#EXCUSE ME THE AUDACITY IRYNA ISNT A MERE UNASSUMING EXTRA ✨😠 THE AUDACITY #me and raul making the leave iryna be society 🥀🗡✨😭 SHE JUST WANTS HER PEACE AND QUIET!!!!!#and me and logan making the protect olga at all costs society bc her ANSWERR HER ANSWER TOOK ME OUT 🥀🗡✨😭#‘but all you can do is tell the story their story with tears in your eyes’ and the ‘you wish it could change something it didnt it doesn’t’#thinking about her arc and trying not to cry thinking about this answer and trying not to cry (alyssa im soo normal about this TOTALLY)#ALFIEE THE TEYRNIRS DELIGHT THE ASHEN QUEEN i am not emotional about this it’s so SILLY ✨😖#i mean thinking of how she may be in d*readwolf likely presumed deceased by the realm and how NOT WELL any particular love interest who gave #her a rose may be feeling at this very moment <3 ✨😖 SOOOO NORMAL 🥀✨#ALKY SWEETIE PIE HONEY BUNCH <3 they’re a nymph and my baby and i adore her very much <3 (they go by they/she pronouns btw<3)#alky is one of my ocs for tcp and i am very very excited for y’all to get to know them 🌿✨ nymph dearie! she’s so special to me!#THE WAY I WAS LIKE OH ENYA WOULD FOR SURE HAVE THE ANSWER SHE DID AND AHH! vindication! i was right! and so true bestie 🥀✨🗡😌#leg.ocs #leg.tagged #and once more appreciation for ash and her galaxy brain making this CUTEST banner templaye 🥀✨🗡😌

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my mum: you've been doing really good lately. every part of your life is really stable and you seem genuinely happy, it's great to see :)

me, who's felt like ive been going actually crazy bananas insane for months now: yeah haha

#sometimes i forget that 'being in total control of my emotions at all times' isn't just my cringe lore & is actually something im good at #like wdym my MUM said this. girl im experiencing horrors over here!#i got really offended by it? ilke i just smiled at her and agreed but inside i was like HELLOOOOO CAN ANYONE HEAR MEEEE #i just genuinely feel like i am so detached from myself and im entirely manipulative and i micromanage every facet of my personality #and change it day-to-day person-to-person and not in the Normal Human Way but in a crazy insane I Am Manipulating People Way #& it's a CONSCIOUS thing & like. idk who the real me is idk if there is a real me idk if id like her if i saw her idk if im a good person #but i look like im doing fine. i seem really stable and happy atm according to the person who knows me better than anyone #like that's the extent of my control on myself. even my mum cant tell. HUH #idk i feel like im being dramatic bc last week and this week ive definitely been feeling a lot better #and like maybe i was just having some sort of months-long episode but that doesnt negate the fact that while i was IN it no one could tell #not even the closest people to me that see me every day in the same house where im most vulnerable could tell #that's like. worrying surely. maybe. i think. whatever im just saying shit at this point #i always do this tho i go 'i fundamentally base my self-worth on how little i share vulnerability with people #and it's been a constant part of my personality since childhood that i dont talk about my feelings' and then i get SO pissed off #when people dont realise im going through shit. like girl what did you THINK was gonna happen. look inwards #hella goes home

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katasstrophy · 1 year

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which guy in bllk (tumblr link btw) (my money is on the itoshi bros)

NONNIE THE WAY YOU MADE ME LET OUT THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE SNORT IN PUBLIC THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES thank you for blessing me with this most important piece of knowledge 🙏🙏🙏

out of the itoshi bros my money is a hundred thousand precent on rin are you kidding this man is wholly made out spite and just the right amount of pettiness 😩🤚 he’s fluent in english so i feel like he wouldn’t have any trouble picking up on all the swears other teams aim at him unlike his dumbass teammates LMFAO and then like the little shit he is he bides his time until he has an arsenal of curse words memorized in like 47 different languages just for the sake of throwing it back at those who “wronged him” PLS HE’S SO DRAMATIC i love him

for sae…. hmmm🤔 i’d love to jump on the bandwagon that he learned spanish due to all the years he was abroad but it’s LITERALLY CANON LIKE,,,, SAE SAID SO HIMSELF THAT his greatest weakness is that he doesn’t know anything besides football and that is simply comedy gold i CANNOT IGNORE!!!! everyone views him as japan’s greatest treasure - this cool and aloof soccer prodigy worth an incomprehensible amount of money but in reality he takes taxis everywhere bc he doesn’t have a drivers license and has to pay his dietitian extra to prepare his meals bc at 23 years of age he still doesn’t know how to boil a pot of rice iM CACKLING. learning a whole ass different language???? forGET ABOUT IT never gonna happen. (i also feel like he just… wouldn’t care enough?? to “waste his time” doing smth like that yk? but you bet ur ass he’s cussing up a storm behind his deadpan face if ur annoying him LOL)

some honorable mentions!!!

shidou - he sticks to cursing in japanese but he looks so dead serious and terrifying getting all up in people’s faces it’s all the rival teams can do not to go home bawling their eyes out this man is FERAL!!!! there’s a whole twitter account with a 120k+ following dedicated to ‘candids of shidou ryusei verbally attacking people’ and it’s entirely made up of players looking like they’re about to shit their pants.

reo - of fucking course the resident billionaire nepotism baby grew up learning all the fancy rich languages. he’s usually very composed on the field, but when someone pisses him off real bad he just casually drops the nastiest string of words you’ve ever heard in your life under his breath then walks away as if nothing happened 😇 his opponents are flabbergasted - a perfect depiction of the surprised pikachu meme - wondering if that actually happened or they’re just having a fever dream (it’s always the first)

karasu and otoya - they’re the idiot duo with two collective braincells you cannot convince me otherwise I LOVE TJEM SM. otoya was full on cheering on shidou and rin while they were having a fist fight ofc he’d be down to learn cuss words in different languages to terrorize other players FOOUUUL karasu needs zero convincing he’s a menace. only problem is that they use GOOGLE TRANSLATE as their super reliable source and bc they think they can do no wrong they don’t even make the app sound out the words for them they just roll with their own pronunciation. they’re swearing on the field with their whole chest puffed out entirely too proud of themselves meanwhile the other players are so confused like??? are they having a stroke help???

#you can tell im totally normal about them and dont think about them at all 24/7 bc i totally just didn’t write you an essay haha (help)#im consumed SORRY FOR THE RANT ANON BUT THIS WAS JUST SO FUNNY DKSHSBDBXBXK #also godDAMN who is that man and why is he so fine #who let him be that sexy??? about to stalk the shit outta him on god #op of that post was right cancel the world cup he ate he won give him a medal #—ping! message from: (anon)#—bllk.thoughts!#blue lock

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