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kemafili · 2 years

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Laois Dungeonmeshi!

GAHHHHHHHH oh holy smokes ok i have been getting ready for this all my life alrgiht i want to be as brief as possible bc if i start to real rant ill never finish

favorite thing about them: puppy sunshine attitude on natural moments, when he needs to change he will do so, sometimes (or maybe even always) he fails at it since he cant read social cues correctly, i adore his social skills epic fail, like i love your autism

least favorite thing about them: idk maybeee ummmm idk nothing i think

favorite line: im going to have to list them

they let me milk a minotaur

i wanted to be born as a quadrupedal monster, too!

at least let me count her nipples!

why am i the only person with a blindfold on..?

im being insulted in a language i dont undersand! and it sounds really nasty!

thats...! so lame.

Just being long-limbed isnt a talent

brOTP: Namari and Laius, they are very fun to see interact with each other, they seem to have a very clear opening on how one likes something a lot like an hyperfixation, Laius appreaciates Namaris knowledge of weapons and such and Namari can appreciate Laius interest for monsters like a tad strange thing but she seems to come around it, in the background panneling of the first-ish chapters and maybe even later on when namari is shown as a flashback, it can be seen that they might have been the second ones to spend more time togheter (Namari and Chilchuck being first, not including Marcille and Falin bc they are basically stuck togheter like glue), oh shit also also the adventurers bible has a few comics where namari and laius are drinking togheter and shes helping him with some shit issues and then they also speak on body hair shit lmfao omggggg fuck my life whatever uuughh i am so normal about them, i do really like them in liek aaaa ummm i say brotp bc i feel like they are very silent of romantic emotion but i also dont want to say everything is platonic lol, they bros in the way straight men that have gay sex are you feel me like that picture of two men almost kissing and it says this is how straight men hang out.

OTP: Laius and Kabru, liek omggg at first i was like they are toxic as hell but just someting so hillyius about them lmfao idk the chad (Kabru) has a love hate situation with the Nerd (Laius) and the nerd doesnt want teh chad? hillaryus idgaf keep chasing that piece of meat though.

nOTP: Laius and Marcille ☹ guhhhhh omg they are besties and Marcille has been so clear on not wanting anything with laius romantically so its liek guhhhhhhh i dont even know what to add here

random headcanon: i said liek 50 million times in the past his favorite food would be cheesecake bc he loves dairy but that is canon now so i want to add that Flan is also his second favorite annnnndddd uhhhh i have so much shit to addd here but i dont have it on my thoguhts rn bc i am Star Trekpilled so i am forgetting my own written lore but like my friends on the server once said

unpopular opinion: i dont like when peopel paint him as a kid or as an idiot because of the autism shit, like he is very much aware of other stuff, saying he doesnt even know what sex is did you forgot when he joked about the crabs inside those treasure shit (i forgot the proper name lmfao) saying if you saw their bottoms ud know their gender and he had a smirk on his face and Chilchuck got pissed off about it or when he found out the armors had sex while holding hands or when the Marcille succubi showed up he knew itd be fucked up if everyone else knew come the fuck on he knows what the hell is up, we need to sexualize autism okay and this doesnt go only there though btw liek stop making him dumber he knows what is up idk how to word it correctly but yeah he cant caught up on social cues but its not a whole umbrella of him being a dumbass

song i associate with them: woah i think its hilarryus that as one of my favorite characters i havent made him a playlist but i feel like hes just. so , so unmusical, like that before mentioned adventurers bible chapter where he says i cant sing or dance i was like yup i am ppretty sure you cant, he doenst seem to have a rhythim LMFAO id say anything that is related to medieval music thats what reminds me of him

favorite picture of them: hi

i hate having to choose only one picture but i love blushing and i love eating so this one

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allforthecourtt · 5 years

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rereading aftg with my dumbass opinions pt. 2 (tfc chapters 6-10)

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

look guys! its the highly unanticipated continuation of my reread of aftg!

chapter 6 (aka. meet this MESS of a team)

“My mother's family is French." It was a lie that probably had his British mother rolling over in her sandy grave.”

neil really never misses an opportunity to remind readers that he fucking buried his mom on the beach huh?

“A liar who practices occasional honesty. Clever. Keeps people guessing. Very effective. I would know. I do it myself, you see. Come on, then. After you.”

have i mentioned how entertaining high andrew is? because he’s funny as hell

also rereading these are fun because Nora is incredible at foreshadowing just sayin

“Neil automatically reached for his seatbelt, but one of the brothers was sitting on it.”

how neil would be in the back of the cousins’ car if they let him:

“You?" Neil said. "You can't." Andrew's smile curved wider. "Ohhh, that sounds like a challenge. Mother may I?" "Your mother's dead. I don't think she cares what you do.”

HO HO HOLY SHIT NEIL

“Starting a fight was too out of character for who he portrayed "Neil” to be, though.”

“Consider this your official invite, you suicidal wretch. I'm bringing you to Columbia with us this Friday.”

awe suicidal wretch... glad they’re starting those pet names early

“I don't drink or dance," Neil said.

andrew: i kno u can

“Kevin doesn't dance anymore”

anymore? ANYMORE??? release the cursed events that led to him not dancing anymore Nora im begging you

“Are you bleeding anywhere?" Matt asked. "Nowhere vital," Neil said.

gskjgnsak god i stan this little asshole so much

“She said it gently, with the hint of a smile on her face, but Neil still felt the rebuke. It was subtler but somehow deadlier”

have i mentioned how gay i am for renee? because im very gay for renee

“Allison looked ready for a photo shoot with perfect platinum curls, spiked heels, and a skintight dress.”

im also gay for allison ngl

“I can move if you want to sit here," Neil said. "No, this is fine." She smiled, but it had a smug edge to it, probably because Seth was glaring at them like he could kill them with willpower alone. ”

lol remember how neil doesn’t think he’s attractive and yet in 0.1 seconds after meeting him allison is like “yes this idiot is hot enough to piss off the other idiot im dating”

“Personal favorite was when someone told the police we were running a meth lab out of the dorm," Dan said sourly. "Police raids are awesome.”

no offence dan but that’s fucking hilarious omg

that’s kind of like the time my residence floor had to get evacuated bc some kids hotboxed their dorm room

god i love uni

“The death threats were creative, though," Nicky said. "Maybe this time they'll follow through and actually kill one of us. Let's vote. I nominate Seth.”

pfffffttttt i love Nicky omg

also hahahahahah foreshadowing!

“It'll be fine," Andrew said. "I promised, didn't I? Don't you believe me?" It took a while, but at last Kevin visibly relaxed. ”

again this is why i thought they were fucking for like the better part of the first two books

“The dead look Kevin turned on Andrew today was the same look Neil saw in his reflection. When Neil stopped acting, when he stopped worrying about who was watching, when he let go of the lies that kept him alive, that was the only expression he could make.”

it’s fine i didnt need a heart anyways

this kid is 18 hes A BABY

the first time i read this i was 18 too and like jfc i was a BABY at 18 and so i neil

“One of us has to make it, Mom." It wasn't going to be Neil. It was obvious he was too stupid to survive without his mother if he let himself get into messes like this. But maybe Kevin could do it.”

sorry let me just wipe my TEARS off my fucking laptop neil honey what the fuck

“He felt distant as he watched them walk in. Maybe he was already dying, his stupid soul fading from his short body in preparation for a brutal end.”

neil we get it you have depression (me too bitch u aint special)

“Fuck running," Seth said.

now that’s a whole ass mood

“he didn't know how Renee could smile so warmly when she was speaking to Andrew.”

haha bitch just wait

“when he slept, he dreamed of his father waiting for him on the Foxhole Court.”

remember how at the end of the series his father is waiting on the court but neil wins??? god we love good storytelling

this is such a fucking wild chapter

could you imagine? coming back from the summer and your first introduction to this amateur from arizona is this neil josten level of sass? because i’d probably kill him

first years are bad enough but first years who dont care about other people’s opinions? the fucking worst

chapter 7 (aka. neil does NOT have a fun night out)

“It seemed Allison and Seth didn't believe in middle ground: either they were slinging vile insults at each other or they were making out in the locker room regardless of whoever might be around.”

that’s just how the straights are

“It reminded Neil a little of Allison and Seth, except without the desperate sexual undertones.”

i’ll just leave this gem of a line here

“His teammates held so little regard for him he didn't even have the dubious honor of being dead last.”

neil shading himself is actually hilarious how relatable

“Neil watched him do it, trying to remember the last time someone gave him a gift and coming up blank. That his first one should be from Andrew was unsettling.”

i actually love the fact that andrew bought him clothes so early on like andrew your gay is showing

“Neil debated how much damage the thick heels of his new boots would do against Andrew's face and liked what his mind came up with.”

i thank god everyday that these books are neil’s pov

“Andrew gave Neil another slow once-over and let go. "We're going.”

^andrew seeing neil w/o contacts (aka. the ‘i can’t think straight’ vine)

“Most of the men wore leather, half the women had corsets, and a good number of both genders were covered in buckles and chains.”

this... is a... gay bar

“Andrew saluted the bouncers on his way by and led the way into the club, bypassing the line entirely.”

i always forget the drinking age in the us is 21 but like this bar really dont care about their liquor license AT ALL lmao

“You think Kevin would risk his future over a night out at the club?" "What future?" Neil asked.”

WOW NEIL WAY TO BE A BITCH

“Neil hadn't seen Aaron get up, but he was waiting behind Neil when Andrew let go. Neil reached for Andrew with lethal intent, but Aaron grabbed the back of his chair and pulled hard enough to topple it over.”

why are the twins literally this gif:

real talk nicky kissing neil like that is horrible and really reflects poorly on nicky as a character

andrew for this entire chapter:

chapter 8 (aka. a hitchhiker’s guide to lying about your identity)

“I don't know how your conversation with Andrew went, but it didn't end well. Rumor has it you paid a busboy a hundred bucks to knock you out. Way to cut our night short.”

this is probably my favourite thing neil does in the entire series ngl

“Wymack grabbed his elbow and hauled him inside. He slowed just long enough to slam the door behind Neil. "Are you stupid or just crazy? Do you have any idea what could have happened to you between here and there? What were you thinking?”

Why does Wymack literally sound like my father?

foxes: daddy?

wymack: DO I LOOK LIKE

follow up:

kevin: daddy?

wymack: uh yeah

“I don't know what the beef is between you two, but it ends here and now.”

Wymack @ neil: tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef that your a vegetarian and your not fucking scared of him

“Then correct me." "Give me a reason." "Besides the obvious?" Andrew said. "If I can't get an answer from you, I'll get it wherever I can.”

andrew:

“I'm—" Neil didn't want to say it, but the word was already there, broken and pathetic between them, "—nothing. I'll always have and be nothing.”

“He wondered for a moment if Andrew could handle the entire truth so calmly, but that was too dangerous and stupid to consider.”

“Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”

this is such a good fucking line like i am shooketh

chapter 9 (aka. neil is, like, really horny for exy)

“Are you stupid?" Seth asked. "Yeah," Neil said.”

what a fuckin MOOD

“Neil had almost forgotten why he liked Exy so much. He did his best at practices but these days he worked mostly to keep his teammates off his back. As Neil surveyed Kevin's damage, he finally felt inspired again. On its heels was a hungry, desperate rush.”

“Seth made as if to throw his beer at Neil. "His life is not more important than mine just because he's more talented.”

sometimes i really wish seth was actually given a chance to have some character development

“ "Maybe you're not as stupid as I thought." "Maybe I am," Neil said”

another big fucking MOOD

chapter 10 (aka. shocking: university is hard :/ )

“It's fun telling Kevin no," Andrew said with a wicked grin.”

why is andrew like this omg

betsy probably was like just looking for a chill job and was like “oh cool uni students? ill have to deal with like a lot of anxiety, sexual tension, depression and like confusion about the future, not to bad” but NOPE welcome to the fucking MAFIA WARS

“That wasn't so bad, was it? Andrew was convinced it would be a disaster. He put money on you hating Betsy." "Did you bet against him?" "Yes," Renee said. "It was a private bet between the two of us.”

“I hope you didn't lose much," Neil said.”

god why is he such an asshole at every opportunity i love him

“I can take care of myself," Neil said. "Watch me beam with pride.”

wymack is the best father in the world and you cant convince me otherwise

“There was one for every fall team with schedules printed on each. Neil kept the Exy one, tossed the rest into the trash, and buried his magnet deep in his pocket where he didn't have to look at the dates.”

neil “i only care about exy” josten strikes again with his great school spirit

“Palmetto State was facing Edgar Allan on Friday, October 13th”

that’s such a cliche and i love it

“He detoured around students toward one of Palmetto State's three dining halls. Two were for the general student body. The third was for athletes only”

lmao my school literally has one dining hall and it couldnt give less of a fuck what type of student they’re selling food too as long as they’ll pay $15 for chicken fingers

what kind of money does palmetto state fuckin have

like i get us tuition is a lot but jesus so’s mine and my school couldn’t be less fucked

“It was only the first day of school and he already had three assignments: a short paper, a fifty-page chapter to read, and a page of questions about said chapter. Neil debated for a minute as to which one sounded least painful. Five minutes later he was still uninspired, so he put his head down on his desk.”

1. MOOD

2. first years are so cute thinking that’s a lot of assignments i remember in first year being like “i have to read 40 pages thats so unfair :(” and now i’m like “ah sick only 200 pgs of readings this week? im gonna have so much free time!”

upper year history sucks ngl

“I'm fine," Neil said.”

neil knows exactly two (2) words and those are it

“You say that an awful lot," Matt said. "I'm starting to think you don't know what it means.”

overall thoughts:

the plot is pickinnnng upppp

i kind of forget how much world building happens in the first book but like its good

also i love neil literally hating everyone its so funny bc like bby these going to be your best friends just wait

anyways that’s all for now

part 3 will be the rest of tfc and then we’ll move onto trk if you guys still want more of this? let me know

love u all bye

#rereading aftg

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detectivehole · 5 years

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Go comic feral, i followed this blog for a rEASOn and it's bc i like to hear your random vents and rants and also you reblog cool stuff. But i digress, go comic feral i am hERE for it

fine

PETER PARKER BEING RICH IS STUPID he didnt even ern what he has himself it was nt even himn he wasnt in his body maybe if i had got to see him start fron nothing to being a cool ceo or whatever id be able to stand it but nooooooo he just GOT is for nothing so it feels stupid like “ha ha what if like tony stark haha” its DUMB and i haven’t read a spider man comic for a long time

deadpool/spiderman crossover comic bad. feels out of character a lot. funny concept and full of funny jokes but as far as characterization its bad in my opinion- was made to capitalize off the hype of the ship and we all know it

don cates should be banned from writing comics bc he fucking sucks and ill never forgive him for what he did/tried to do to venom

deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good deadpool good dea

the venom movie was a lot of fun but it was very ooc a lot HOWEVER seeing some of the cut scenes and scripts you can see that it used to be actually fairly in character for the comics but a lot of scenes with eddie establishing himself as not actually the most nicest of guys (not that eddie isnt a nice guy deep down but he is a good amount fucked up with a big ol hero complex and a problem with ‘i can do no wrong” mentality sometimes) were cut and considering how the fandom for the movie treats him i can see why the cut those bits out bc i dont think movie goers would have liked him as much wich is a shame bc he is a good guy at the end of the day just fucked up

straight white male comic fans are the worst people in the world and breaking their fingers is a daydream i indulge in

matt murdock is a himbo

foggy nelson is a good man who deserves better friends

i can tell what deadpool comics someone has read based on how they characterize wade in their fan works and i have a 80% success rate with it. the most common was the daniel way run but now its the spider-man/deadpool crossover series

soulda used miles for the mcu spidey instead of cannibalizing his story for parts like they did. dick move, Disney

mcu bad

i think just the idea of dc’s Red Tool is fucking hilarious but i dont like his character at all

batman and superman should fuck but they wont :/

matt and foggy should to but the comic industry is afraid of making long running characters lgbt bc theyre WEAK

deadpool need a canon bf they cant keep telling us hes pan and not showing us for reals- hell he could just go on one date or be shown having a one night stand or something- something beyond a damn joke

cable gay. no i will not listen to any other opinions.

im excited to read moon knight i have a book waiting i just have to finish my current one

SCUD the disposable assassin is the most underrated comic EVER and i LOVE IT however i think it ended stupid and bad however it went on fucking hiatus for like a decade and then was rapped up really fast so any ending is a godsend

i desperately want a long-form stand alone series abt wanda wilson bc shes the perfect foil for a good Feral Dumbass Woman comic. think abt it; shell sell immediately bc of recognizable brand, and then she can just go on violent stupid adventures without any of the other dp corps. it doenst have to line up with any canon i just want insane lady dp adventure comic. this is an unreasonable dream but mine none the less

i though that agent venom was stupid

tank girl is fucking amazing and i love it i never understand whats going on and i enjoy the confusion

reading early hulk comics feels like watching a weird, poorly produced old black and white sci-fi soap

there needs to be better, more easily accessed, official reading-order guides published and posted on the walls of comic shops everywhere

the 80s and 90s were the best time for marvel comics and no one can tell me otherwise. that was peak comic time

the worst time for comics was the 2000s and early 2010s

sometimes i am shocked by the art that gets the editors pass in comics. some of it is so bad and im not even talking about the disproportionate ladies

the lego marvel and dc movies are way better than the live action movies and im not even being sarcastic

seriously the 2000s made some horrible comics

i feel like committing acts of mass violence every time someone says comics arnt real reading/stories/implies theyre worth less of any value than a novel

i read the first deadpool comic i got so much that the art itself is so ingrained in my mind that people have shown my just the corners of panels and ive identified them correctly

i distinctly remember the first time the woman at the book store stopped asking me for parental permission to buy the comics i was getting (12yos) because i went there so often that she just remembered who i was and that the adult would say its fine

i refuse to talk about comics with people at cons because i am gatekept or flirted with every single time no matter what and there is no in between. and yea its because i have tits. youd think that eventually theyd learn but gross comic men never do and all the others have adopted the same policy as me so the closest i come to positive comic interaction at cons is standing in the same vicinity as another chick, looking at the same section, and the kinda smiling at each other

i think the avengers are boring. really really boring. the x-men are way better

i related to gwenpool too much when she first started and it scared/offended me so i stopped reading for a while until her character developed more and we stooped being so similar

i have spider-man bedding. i picked it out only a few months ago. its good it makes me feel cool in a very uncool way

watching spider-man as a kid made me wanna be a scientist. watching batman as a kid made me want to do martial arts. i ended up failing chemistry and falling on my face a lot instead.

i had a huge venom toy and a huge spiderman toy as a kid and while i did make them fight a lot i also made them hug just as much. i wanted them to be friends

on that note PETER IS MEAN TO THE SYMBIOTE NOW AND HE DONT EVEN HAVE A REASON NO MORE hes just such a dick about criminal reform eddie and the symbiote aint special with this- he says he believes people can be better but he really doesnt show it. he tends to think people are set in their ways and while this makes sense forthe most part considering how much hewas bullied as a kid/adult (that also contributes to his mild “i protect my own” mentality tho at least he consciously fights that one) it stil pisses me off

i can think way more but i need to sleep i think

#wrything

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scifikimmi · 5 years

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F, L, U, Y, Z! Any fandom you feel like, even if I don't know it. :D

F: What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

I’ve been in the Merlin fandom since the show debuted 2008 and I literally just joined a discord server this week for it. Still active in that fandom after 10 years.

L: Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves.

Hmm this is tough. Okay wait I got one. Chris from Yuri on Ice. The character is deeper than he initially appears and he is a very good friend to those he cares for. While not my fave, I can understand why people like him and he seems to have a good sense of humor and general roll with the punches attitude that’s admirable.

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

This is hard tooooo. imma try to pick different types of characters too.

1. Gintoki from Gintama. He has a tough life but he always maintains a sunny personality. He has a big heart and will give everything to help a stranger or the world on the whole (even though the world has rarely helped him in return) just because he believes in the best of everyone. Also he is HILARIOUS. And a really cool swordsman. he’s a bit of a dumbass too.

2. okay I gotta go back to Merlin and go with the main and title character, Merlin. He’s played by my fave actor colin morgan (and this role is basically what made him my fave actor but i love his other roles too). merlin is a really strong character. he would do anything for the people he cares about but he isnt a push over about it. he kicks the butts of people who he cares for too whent hey are being dumb. lol. he is super powerful but very very humble. and he has a good sense of morals.

3. Kim Jin Hyuk from Antique Bakery (korean movie). he IS an asshole. hes rude and can be straight up mean. but he is actually really complex and interesting. he was kidnapped as a kid by a guy who used to feed him a TON of cake. now he cant eat cake without throwing up. but he opens a cake shop anyway! because he wants to be the BEST cake shop and then catch the guy who kidnapped him! he suffers from night terrors about ti.. evn tho he cant REMEMBER what happened. his brain blocked it out. he only knows he hates cake and being touched by men. the fear of being touched by men leads him to being like... homophobic about the other main character who is gay but despite this they end up working together and then actually becoming quite close and jin hyuk like grows A LOT throughout the course of the film to be more comfortable around him and be more happy in his life in general and to learn to let people in. for only have 1 movie (not a tv show) to work with he’s a really interesting character with a lot of backstory and personality to work with. i dont think i’d ever be his friend in person... but i love to write from his pov lol.

Y: What are your secondhand fandoms

I’m not couting things where i’ve watched show or whatever but decided to stop cus that isnt all 2nd hand.

hmmm .. scarlet heart ryo, one direction/harry styles (mean i’ve heard their music but never really sought it out. i reblog my friends posts of harry cus fashion), fullmetal alchemist, death note, there are a few other animes but i cant think of them right now, final fantasy, always sunny, futurama, bojack horseman, bobs burgers, im sure there is more but thats all my brain will think of right now.

z: Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go!

I just started getting one of my figureskating fandom friends into BTS and its awesome to see them experience it all for the first time cus its bringing back memories of my first time experiencing it. sharing fandoms is so pure and wholesome.

ALSO i made a discord server for a SUPER small fandom obscure movie (the korean film mentioned above) and TWO WHOLE PEOPLE JOINED IT :D

#touf #ask game #character ask #fandom ask #tofuthebold

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lunarssong · 6 years

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quick little summary/title: this started out as a rant but if you scroll down to the large bold, there’s a metaphor that should hopefully help explain why terfs are so god damn awful and dangerous

me? sending an ask off-anon to a terf because im both pissed and a fucking dumbass? its more likely than youd think

in fact! im not even gonna censor the word terf! if i dont feel like dealing with their bullshit replies and rbs then i literally just fucking wont!! yeah they might send in death threats but guess the fuck what?? im leaving my anon on fuckers, because honestly that shits gonna be funny to me! and if they try to doxx me (very unlikely, but i am trans and its not riskier to mention that because its already obvious, and ive never directly made a post about terfs before, so i really dont know whats gonna happen) or something then like! im a minor! we can sue those shitheads and hopefully bring more media awareness to how god damn shitty terfs are! literally dont even start, lmao.

have the damn ask because i wanna elaborate on it

“hi there! i wish you’d delete your tumblr, because you are dangerous. you are a violent misogynist, and make me ashamed to be a feminist.

you’re gonna attack me because i’m off anon, but you’d probably call me a coward if i was on it, lmao.

anyway! stop disguising your misogyny and transphobia with shitty ass ‘feminism’. i was raised by a feminist with a feminist mom who literally can’t believe y’all exist because your ideas are SO far from actual feminism.

just say you hate trans people and go.”

tbh? its so fucking wild to me how they literally spit out misogyny, transphobia, and lesbophobia but then get all pissy when someone calls them out on it,, but then have the nerve to accuse that person of being misogynistic and lesbophobic? like,, honey. honey, what? the fuck? how much of a dumbass are you?

because like. im a pretty big dumbass! like ive walked into a mirror before because i thought it was a door! im a dumbass!

but even i know that trans women literally cannot discriminate against cis women by saying that theyre (plural, but trans women can 100% use they and thats totally valid) women! because guess the FUCK what?? theyre fucking women! if yall shitheads (terfs) wanna call that misogyny then yall cant call yourselves women either!

if yall assholes wanna call a specific group of lesbians/wlw pointing out, “hey! we experience discrimination because of an entirely irrelevant physical feature we all happen to share that has literally no actual affect on whether or not we are women/wlw” lesbophobia or speaking over minorities then wow.

wow.

wow, are yall gonna be shocked when (if) you realize what the hell yall doing that qualifies as.

oppressors literally depicting and/or committing fucking hate crimes, sometimes even as serious as murder, rape, etc. (this is referring to terfs, i should never have to point that out) is NOT comparable to an oppressed as hell minority saying that people who literally want them dead should not be in safe spaces intended for people of a community they both happen to belong to.

to put this into perspective for yall out there literally worse than garbage (terfs)! imagine this scenario.

youre in a community of women. trans women may or may not be a part of this particular community, shut the fuck up, thats irrelevant. a group of straight women pop up, and start saying that being wlw is misogynistic and harmful to women. this is bullshit. you know that immediately. why wouldn’t it be? you explain to them the obvious reasons why it is not. they ignore you.

they begin to spew utter bullshit, claiming things like “women should never marry other women. you’re ignoring the fact that a man’s place is as a woman’s wife, and basically trying to be men, which is like admitting that men are superior.” or, “as straight women, you flaunting your homosexuality,” the woman gestures to a lesbian couple who aren’t even holding hands and haven’t been touching the whole time theyve been there. one has a small rainbow heart sticker on her purse. “makes me feel threatened in my femininity. (insert plural of 4 letter slur against lesbians that i dont feel comfortable typing a single letter of) arent really women, their existence is heterophobia and misogyny. they shouldn’t be allowed in female-only spaces because they normalize masculinity.”

over time, this group of straight women grows. they call themselves feminists, claim theyre fighting for the rights of all women! unless those women happen to love other women and dont perfectly fit their (cisnormative too but terfs are awful so they like that) heteronormative idea of a woman. they protest at the very idea of saying “significant others”, “partners”, or even “wives and/or husbands” because it doesnt fit their idea of being a woman. because they think having a wife and loving women is only for men.

eventually, they start getting braver and braver. they start going to feminist rallies, and if they spot gay women, or even women they think look gay, theyll get up in their faces, threaten them, call them slurs. theyll try to record them, try to get them fired from their jobs or outed to unsupportive families. or even just expose them to the potential of assault in their day-to-day life. because theyre gay. and that doesnt affect the straight women at all, but they hate diversity and are homophobes. so they need an excuse.

sometimes theyll get their other gay-exclusive feminist friends to record them committing violent acts against wlw feminists, just to take stills from those videos out of context when the gay women defend themselves, and then go crying to the media, twisting the roles of victim and aggressor to paint a violent picture of wlw. they say that feminist rallies should be an event only for real women or allies to their cause—meaning, to them, no wlw, and certainly no mlm. they probably even try to turn all homophobia towards gay men into a sexism issue (they are sometimes tied, but not mostly). but they lose their shit when anyone tries to tell them to get out of these safe spaces for women, because by attacking wlw for literally nothing beyond existing, they are ruining the safe part.

people start to become ashamed to call themselves feminists, and are often lumped in with these homophobes. even if they themselves are gay. straight feminists who love, support, and fight for wlw begin to feel guilty for being straight. new labels for feminist ideology begin popping up, the gay-exclusive feminists strike them down and turn them into jokes.

their end goal is to reverse victories like gay marriage, remove gay representation both in the media and in history books (sometimes even arguing that famous wlw were ‘just close friends’ with their wives or girlfriends), and to send wlw right back to hiding and marrying men for fear of their lives.

all in the name of thinly veiled homophobia feminism!

but wait, you cry, that sounds nothing like feminism! it actually sounds like misogyny and homophobia!

exactly!

think about who yall are the real-life equivalent of in that scenario.

need a hint because youre so brainwashed? try changing ‘gay/wlw’ to ‘trans’, ‘straight’ to ‘cis’, and ‘gay-exclusive’ to ‘terf’.

i doubt any of them will actually read through this, let alone realize their flawed perspective due to it, but hey. maybe ill sway some people who’re on the fence about how horrible terfs are.

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flowerhyunjins-blog · 6 years

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popular!chan x writer!reader

here’s my first thread! lets go!!

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youre,,,really fuckin weird and loud

so like you own 6 notebooks you never finish

and you write a lot of stories

chan's part of the soccer team

friends with those kids

so like you lowkey hate him

but at the same time he’s pretty nice and his smile melts you so,,,,

you have a tiny crush on him but you keep pushing it down but OOPS MISTAKE IT MADE THEM STRONGER

so like at one point you guys are lab partners

and chan’s excited bc he’s gonna get to know a new person for 3 months!!

but you’re on the verge of tears because god,,,,,fuck no

so you’re complaining about this to your friends when he walks into class

“it’s so fucking annoying! i’m partnered with an asshole?”

you don’t know he’s behind you until your friends tell you and you turn around

and he’s there

and he’s looking at you

but he doesnt say anything

he just smiled at you, sadder this time, and put his bag on his table and just,,,,sat there

and you feel so fucking terrible and you cant stop looking at him from across the room

what used to be stares that lasted a second too long turned into nothing

a little after that incident

you had to go to malaysia to get your check up

you didnt know it but chan was so worried ???

he kept asking your friends how you were

and they were just like “dude she’s fine shut up”

but he’s so terrified you’re not well

but you come back and you missed 2 days but you’re okay

and hes like “thank god“ internally but he doesn’t show it

in phys ed you don’t do shit with your friends

you sit around and talk while he plays soccer or some shit with his friends

and that one friend of yours keeps noticing the glances chan gave you but you never caught because your back is to him

its like he’s internally yelling “hey!! i just did that!! did you see it!?!?”

and you don’t but he isn’t giving up

yeah he keeps doing things to get your attention

jesus chan

when a lab experiment comes it’s chemistry and you’re shit at it

and remembering what you said before about chan you’re like SO PRESSURED FCJJJFJF

but he comes in and he smiles his cute dimpled smile and goes like “hi! let’s do well today!!”

and you’re gonna break down but you just smile at him too and nod

and you’re good because you brought the materials and the workbook is easy for you to complete it’s just the notes that bother you

and chan sees you trying to get reference from your notebook to answer the question but getting nothing

so he offers you his notes and you…slowly…take it

and you did it!! with chan!!!!

well it was mostly you answering and him copying but

he asked for explanations so he learned something too

your friends are,,,,across the room,,,,,,gushing about how fucking cute the interaction was

and since that day science was last period chan comes to you after school and went like “listen…i don’t know what made you hate me, but i’m sorry for whatever i did. ill try to fix it.”

you’re suddenly so guilty and you tell him you don’t actually hate him because?? that hate was so irrational???

and he just smiles. again. and you’re about to cry inside.

“i’m glad to hear that. lets be friends from now on, okay?”

and you’re like fucking ecstatic he really just-

HE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND

AND YOURE YELLING ABOUT THIS IN THE GC AT HOME AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE JUST LIKE

“mmhm cool.”

WHILE YOU’RE BEHIND THE SCREEN AND YOU’RE WRITING IN YOUR NOTEBOOK AND YOU’RE WRITING FANFICTION ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE ARTISTS

BUT YOURE BASING THEM ON YOU AND CHAN

bc it’s the only way you con cope with the unrequited feelings

but hohoho little do you know this australian immigrant is so fucking whipped for you

the next lab experiment that happens required a lemon and detergent.

you brought the lemon and chan brought the detergent.

so like chan is a dumbass and he tried eating the detergent, making you smack him

but then when it came to the lemons you both were dumbasses and ended up eating the lemons

BUT OH MY GOD HE DOESN’T KNOW YOU LIKE LEMONS

SO WHEN YOU DRAIN THE WHOLE SLICE CHAN’S LOOKING AT YOU WITH A HORRIFIED EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE

BECAUSE YOU FLINCHED ONLY O N C E

and he’s just there like…”how????”

but like anyway during the experiment you had to test pH levels using litmus paper

so he took the blue one and you took the red one

and youre placing them on the white tablet already

but he has trouble tearing them off

he keeps tearing off too little and he ends up getting the pieces too small or too big

dumb shit

so you teach him BUT YOUR HANDS HAVE TO TOUCH

SO THEY DO AND YOURE GUIDING THEM AND HIS HAND IS SO SOFT AND WARM AND HIS FINGERS ARE SO PRETTILY DEFINED LIKE

HELLO YOUR HEART IS GOING BOOM BOOM RIGHT NOW

so after you teach him you’re whole face is red so you just,,,,,go back to your own thing

but the whole time he’s looking at you with such admiration and he has this cute smile on his face

and oh my god guess who’s about to cry again

“so what do you write about?“

fuck you cant tell him you write about gay men

“fiction…i guess. angst mostly.”

“damn, that’s some real talent right there.“

and you’re really crying because you’ve never really felt like you were talented

and chan was the one to tell you that

HOW COULD YOU NOT SOB?

and he’s like “oh shit did i say something wrong? i’m so so sorry. what did i do? are you okay? wait here let me-”

“no it’s okay!! i just never felt like i was talented before…”

and his jaw drops and he’s like “dude! are you kidding me!! i read your stuff in english while passing papers out and that’s the best i’ve read in such a long time!!! what do you mean you’re not talented?!?!?!?!”

and you give him a smile and thank him because…oh my god…

and like he hugs you from behind and rests his chin on your head as you go back to the initial experiment

“i’ve always thought you were talented. please don’t say that again.”

and you freeze for a moment because hes hugging you. in class. but everyone’s distracted and no ones looking

and it stays like that. the whole period.

this time you don’t even tell your friends because it was such…a special…interaction

the next day in class he takes your best friend’s seat with her permission

and you’re just like…what??

and you don’t say anything, but the whole period his cheek is in his hands and he’s just staring at you

and you’re…gonna cry again

“chan, stop staring at her and get to work.“

and this boy flinched and almost fell off his chair when the teacher called him out

but he does as told and you’re smiling to yourself

so he’s done. in a flash. and there are like, 10 minutes left ???

you know what this little shit does

he holds your hand under the desks

your heart is going 10 miles a second right now and HOLY SHIT-

“do you wanna write about us?”

lmfao BITCH YOU ALREADY DO JSJFDJF

“w-what?”

“about us, you know. our relationship.”

boy our w h a t

“…”

“you already do, don’t you?”

f u c k

“here’s something to continue the events”

and this piece of shit, oh my god

he takes a letter out of his bag and gives it to you and you’re like, gonna really sob again

the bell rings and he tells you to read it later

and you do as break goes on and your friends are talking to each other

they think you wrote the letter as a new story concept but NUH UH GIRLS

and the letter is so fucking cheesy but it all boiled down to a little shy, extended “will you go out with me?”

and you’re literally gonna slap him because he asked you out by doing what you loved most; writing

so when classes start again he’s there first

and his friend was gonna sit next to him but you took it first

and you looked him dead in the eye and said “yes”.

HE DOESN’T PROCESS THINGS EASILY

so you have chan sitting there with a blank look on his face before a smile slowly comes on his face when he realizes. and in the end his dimples are showing again and you’re gonna melt because he’s so happy

“really?”

“you think i’m kidding?“

“oh my god!!”

and he stands up and he turns to one of your friends and yelled “it worked!!” while jumping up and down

turns out those two were working together all along

and you were gonna, smack these two bitches

but from there the relationship started

and you have complete opposites together but they’re happy and it’s adorable

because chan will put flowercrowns on your head while you put headbands on him

and you’re gonna scream because he’s so fUCKING CUTE

BUT HE’S GONNA SCREAM TOO BECAUSE YOU’RE SO FUCKING ETHEREAL JDSFKJA

he learns a side of you that will literally apologize for the smallest things

like you’ll apologize over and over again

and he’s just like “what the fuck?? what for???“

and you told him because he was dating you and you’re really weird because you have your nose constantly buried in a notebook

and you’re,,,,,,so sorry because being with you must be so embarrassing and-

“y/n, shut the fuck up.”

and you do and you’re just “…”

he yells over text over how you’re not weird and about how people are just curious about you

you literally start crying because?? chan??? is an amazing boyfriend????

and after that you’re not really afraid of chan anymore you’re…finally fully comfortable with him

and praise the lord because my god you finally agree to go hang out with him out of school

and people can tell you’re dating but also that you’re complete opposites

and so they’re just like “oh my god that’s beautiful”

and chan probably gets you a shit ton of stationary for you and you’re,,,,,,yes

because they’re fucking a e s t h e t i c a l l y p l e a s i n g and you’re dying

and you’re so lost because YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING FOR HIM TOO-

but he keeps telling you to just buy him some food and he’d be thrilled

and chan i s thrilled

you brought him fried noodles once and he SCREAMED

cue his mom yelling at him

also he eats so well like YOU WERE SURPRISED

“how…do you not gain weight?”

“???”

“nevermind.”

and so its a cycle of stationary and food

you guys are compatible, surprisingly.

honestly there’s a fine line between absolutely hating each other and ending up together

you’re very glad you took the right path and got to know each other well :”)

#stray kids #stray kids reactions #bang chan #kim woojin #lee minho #lee know #seo changbin #hwang hyunjin #han jisung #stray kids han #lee felix #felix stray kids #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #stray kids prompts #stray kids threads #stray kids imagines

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former-cannibal-3 · 7 years

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this has got to be the highest record of stupid i’ve seen on my dash in one night

first of all i just saw someone say, fucking verbatim, “the people you fantasize about cant consent” like what?? excuse me??? DIDNT KNOW THOUGHTS AND IDEA COULD CONSENT OR NEEDED TO! WOW! and dont misunderstand, they were talking about people who didn’t exist in the first place!

i’m already on edge, but it gets mmm better! !!!

because k/s is trending ofc there’s a hate brigade and i saw some dumbass claims that if you write any single minority (or identity) as a villain or generally a bad person ur demonizing them and obviously you hate gay, mentally ill men. how could i be so foolish, all this time! :O

these same people who whine about “wweh stop harassing me im a MINOR” are not only the ones starting shit, but also the only ones i see in these reblog chains that consistently tell others to go die, slit their wrists and kill themselves (along with the frankly hilarious “piss yourself”),

while im honest to fuck only seeing those on the other side of things (the people who arent anti-everything-problematic) saying shit like “hey maybe you should control your internet experience and blacklist and block people instead of getting into arguments with adults (arguments that go nowhere, might i add, due to the antis never bothering to consider a single other veiw point and continue to misinterpret the “evidence” they have due to their overwhelming bias) and then hiding behind claims (whether truth or a ploy) of being a minor, being triggered or anything else?”

but seriously if this generation of younger teens think they can censor the WHOLE INTERNET because they’re triggered by something they could (and should) avoid

the same kids who scream about nsfw content on the internet where their poor little minor hands can click and see it, but who also blog about sex and porn regularly smfh this whole anti scene is based in hypocrisy too

im fucking pulling my hair out thinking about it

we’re doomed as a species!!!

“””welcome to totalitarian tumblr! where if you disagree with our extremist puritan ideology we will hunt you down and attempt to cause you harm! but we’re not in the wrong ;n; we’re just wittle kiddos who dont know no better wahh, how dare you bully me you FUCKING DISGUSTING SHIT KILL YOURSELF”””

lmao

=n=

sorry im being EXTRA salty tonight because i have a VERY LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW AND IM GONNA SCREAM

and i stf if anyone tries to convince me im wrong you better have a damn good argument backed up with sources, ACTUAL sources not “because i say so”, otherwise im blocking you bc i cant stand to see any more of this downward spiral of stupid ass censorship

#if a single one of the kind of people who im bitching about tries to argue w me #and tries to hide behind some bullshit excuse #im reporting your ass

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