#carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Ruby: Thanks for inviting me to your new apartment, Jaune. It looks really nice!

Jaune: Thanks, Ruby. Want some coffee? I'll get you a mug while you make yourself at home.

Ruby: Sure!

Jaune: (Enters kitchen) Oh, I almost forgot! (Exits) Do you take sugar or-

Ruby: (Half-naked on the couch)

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...Too much?

Jaune: Too much.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #a girl named lapin #carlos_webcomic

[carloswebcomicguy]

Closing down.

I’m going to be closing down this account as there’s no interest for my stuff here.

For whoever cares, I can be found on...

Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/13865342

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Carlos_Webcomic

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Carlosg

[howlingday]

Blake: (Gulps)

Yang: What's up, Blakey?

Blake: It's your sister. There's this sinister aura around her and it's really unsettling for me.

Yang: Ah, don't worry about it. She might seem standoffish, but she's just a normal girl, like you and me! She just, y'know, likes to dress up like a goth.

Blake: Oh no, her clothes are fine.

Ruby: (Crawling backwards under bed, Dragging cookie bag with teeth)

Blake: It's the rest of her that scares the shit out of me.

#rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #ruby rose #silver eyed warriors are cryptids #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Blake: AAH~! Look at his strong arms! And his perfect form! I swear, I could watch him swim all day long~!

Jaune: (Climbs ashore) Phew! Well, that's enough swimming for one-

Blake: YEET!

Jaune: (Swimming back) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Blake: Ah~! So cute~!

#rwby #knightshade #jaune arc #blake belladonna #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, uh, Velvet? I've been wondering. Why do you have human ears?

Velvet: Well, how else am I supposed to hear?

Jaune: Okay, but why the rabbit ears?

Velvet: Huh? Wait, you mean these things on my head?

Jaune: Yeah?

Cardin: Get ready, little bunny, because I'm about to-

Velvet: (Ears turn 360)

Cardin: (Blown up by missile)

Velvet: Target acquisition radar.

#rwby #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic #jaune arc #cardin winchester #velvet scarlatina

[howlingday]

Ruby: Hi, Jaune! What are you all dressed fancy for?

Jaune: I've got a fancy date with Nora tonight. We're planning on... Heh heh... doing some "adult activities," if you know what I mean~.

Ruby: Ohoho, I know exactly what you mean~.

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Nora: Alright, that's your taxes done! Now, let's look at your expenses and work out a budget!

#rwby #ruby rose #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #nora's arc #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Kali: My, my! You certainly have a lot of pictures of this blonde girl on your scroll.

Blake: Khm, yeah, right... Uh, I've been meaning to tell you. She's... my girlfriend.

Kali: Oh, it's so nice to see you making new friends, sweetie~.

Blake: No, Mom, I mean she's my partner!

Kali: Right, your partner from Beacon. I remember you telling me about her.

Blake: No, Mom, I'm sleeping with her!

Kali: Why are you sleeping with her? Is there something wrong with your bed?

Ghira: Let it go, kitten.

Blake: But Dad-

Ghira: Just let it go.

#rwby #bmblb #kali belladonna #ghira belladonna #blake belladonna #carlos_webcomic #a girl called lapin

[howlingday]

Ruby: (Gasps) I need to have that daki- daka- That body pillow!

Ruby: I'd like to buy that Jaune horny pillow, please!

Ruby: Yes! Oh, I am going to have so much fun with this one~! Might have to change the bedsheets, too~!

Ruby: Oh, shit! It's Dad! And Uncle Qrow! And Yang! I need to hide this pillow so they don't think I'm a pervert! ...Or a creep.

Ruby: Just... Gotta... Hide it... In... Here... There!

Ruby: (Walks up to family, Belly bulging) Hey, guys! Long time not see~!

Taiyang, Qrow, Yang:

Ruby: (Thinking) Crap! They look suspicious! Gotta throw them off!

Ruby: Oh, this? Don't worry. It isn't Jaune.

#rwby #ruby rose #lancaster #yang xiao long #taiyang xiao long #qrow branwen #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Jaune: Oh no! I'm late for class!

Jaune: I'm sorry, Professor Goodwitch, my alarm didn't-

Goodwitch: MR. ARC, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?!

Jaune: (Wakes up) AGH! Oh, thank goodness... It was all a dre-

Goodwitch: Mr. Arc, are you serious?! First you show up late in your underwear, and now you are sleeping in my class?!

#rwby #jaune arc #glynda goodwitch #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Yang: You okay, Rubes? You look like hell.

Ruby: Ugh! You have no idea! First, I had to run through the rain, and then I had to crawl through the mud, and then I had to-

Jaune: Hey, Ruby!

Jaune: (Walks in shirtless) Glad to see you made it back safe! There's plenty of hot water in the shower if you need it.

Ruby: (Instant change to lewd dress) Hey, Jaune~.

Jaune: I guess you don't need the shower after all. (Leaves)

Ruby: (Changes back)

Yang: ...How the hell did you do that?

Ruby: I get magic powers when I'm horny.

#rwby #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #lancaster

[howlingday]

Yang: This year, I'm going to show everyone that I'm not just a girl with big tits! I've also got a nice ass, too!

Ruby: This year, I'm going to cut down on my drinking... of water. Mama needs more milk in her diet!

Jaune: This year, I'm going to stop being the ugliest guy in the show! Brothers and Oum as my witness, I will prevail!

Ruby: How are you going to do that?

Jaune: (Waves hand over face)

Ruby/Yang: (Applaud)

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Yang: Hey, you got a delivery.

Blake: Finally~!

BOX CAT - IN DISGUISE!

BOX CAT - FIGHTING BAD GUYS!

BOX CAT - IN THE ASTRAL PLANE!

BOX CAT - HIDING FROM THE RAIN!

Blake: (Sniffling) My box got ruined by the rain... What will I do now?

Weiss: How about you read one of those thirty something volumes that came with your box?!

#rwby #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Goodwitch: Mr. Arc! A word, please?

Goodwitch: We have a strict uniform code at Beacon Academy. We are an educational institution, not a nightclub. "Booty shorts" are not permitted to be worn, and I don't want to see you wearing them again. Am I understood?

Jaune: Y-Yes, Professor Goodwitch.

Fwip~!

Jaune: (Walks down the halls in his skivvies)

Goodwitch: (Fuming)

#rwby #carlos_webcomic #glynda goodwitch #jaune arc

[howlingday]

Ruby: Doctor, I-

Yang: Wait, wait! Don't tell me! Let me see if I can guess it! You have... I GOT IT! You have a problem with your sex life!

Ruby: What?! No! I broke my fingers and... Huh... Actually, now that I think about, I guess it does affect my... sex life.

#rwby #a girl called Lapin #carlos_webcomic #ruby rose #yang xiao long

[howlingday]

Ruby: Whooooa! Is this a real time machine?!

Roman: Yup! Only ten lien!

Ruby: (Pays, Steps in)

VWORT! VWORT! VWORT! KSSHH...

Ruby: (Steps out, 8yo) Ack! Nooooo! I don't wanna go through puberty again!

Roman: No refunds!

#rwby #ruby rose #roman Torchwick #a girl called lapin #carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Velvet: (Rubbing herself on Cardin)

Cardin: What, uh... What are you doing?

Velvet: I'm rubbing my scent onto you. It's how I let people know what I own. (Steps away) Good, you're marked. Now remember to not wash off my scent, or else I'll have to rub myself all over you again!

Cardin: ...

12 Seconds Later...

Cardin: (Scrubbing himself in the shower)

#rwby #cardin winchester #velvet scarlatina #rabbit of caerbannog #bird and the bun #the bird and the bun #holy bun #carlos_webcomic #a girl called lapin