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if-you-fan-a-fire · 6 months
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"A WOMAN SOLDIER," Kingston Daily Standard. November 7, 1913. Page 10. --- Of Irish birth She Fought In Many Battles - Dressed as Man ---- Albert D. J. Cashier, an inmate of the Soldiers' Home at Quincy, Illinois, was discovered upon being admitted to the hospital of that institution, to be a woman, and the remarkable fact was established that for over fifty years she had worn man's clothing and concealed her sex. More than that she fought through three of the hardest battles of the American Civil War and innumerable lesser fights.
Now she draws a pension, and with feeble mind and body is waiting for the last roll call.
Her life is a mystery. She was born in Ireland on Christmas day, 1844. She is said to have crossed the Atlantic in boy's clothes as a stowaway. Soon afterward she entered the United States army. Even her name is unknown. She called herself "Albert Cashler," but all attempts to trace her identity have failed. She enlisted Aug. 6, 1862 at Belvidere, Ill., in the 95th Infantry, and was discharged Aug. 17, 1865. She did farm for two or three years at Belvidere, then disappeared. The next 40 years are her own secret. She is thought to have worked in a factory some where. Finally she became an automobile chauffeur and worked in that capacity until a couple of years ago, when her declining health made it necessary that she be cared for in a public institution. Only then was her secret discovered.
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vavandeveresfan · 1 year
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So what exactly is this guy’s job description?
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Reporter:  “So, sir, you work for the Agreste family?”
Gorilla:  “No names, please.”
R: “For a wealthy Parisian family.”
G:  “Yeah, that’s right.”
“But . . .  your accent is English Cockney.”
“You take work where you can get it, y’know?”
“Is it a good job?”
Pause.
“Sir?”
“Long hours.  No holidays off.  Great pay.  Good bennies, well, it’s France, got universal healthcare, doesn’t it?   A nice, polite kid.  Anal retentive P.A.”
“How’s your boss?”
“No comment.”
“Other than that?”
“Got the random akuma attack, but I’m used to it.”
“Excuse me??”
“Actually, get to smash cars and topple buildings.  Kinda like The Hulk.  ‘Cept he’s not real.  Kinda cathartic.  But I don’t get paid while I’m akumatized.”
“This is the BBC News, reporting from Paris--”
“I should get Time and a Half for wrecking havoc, y’know.”
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carwithdriver · 6 months
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shyam26sblog · 1 year
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#chaffeur (at Patratu Valley) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmK4wU4vLAd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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luckyitslynn · 1 month
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No braincells, only fluster (x2)
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trustymikh · 1 year
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something something team Rocket needed to infiltrate a party and AriGio always pair up for that beacuse they approach such parties with a ‘being the best, richest and hottest couple around is a competiotion and we are WINNING’ mindset
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tidestruck · 5 months
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it is so fucking funny that coriolanus manages to keep the decaying state of his family’s apartment a secret by telling his rich pampered classmates that yeah, they can come over to his house, but he lives on the eighth floor and the elevator is broken so they’ll have to take the stairs, is that okay?
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oxygenbefore1775 · 9 months
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another addition to my inept Zeke agenda but in a modern au is that he never really learned how to drive a car and hides the fact that he has no driver's license from everyone (not that they would let him behind the wheel anyway) - he makes ppl drive him around and usually it's colt or pieck but more often than not it's colt
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no because nico definitely gushes about will to random ghosts and his personal zombie chaffeur in the underworld for sure
ghost 1: so how are u with that son of apollo?
nico: yeah were good, he was singing a campfire love song while directly looking at me and skeletal butterflies formed in my stomach and gods hes so cute and sunny and--
ghost 2: ok thats cute n all but did u confess
nico:
ghost 2:
nico: no
nico: i gave him a rose does that count
zombie chaffeur: master, the second you gave the flower to him, it withered out of panic-
nico: doNT SAY ANYTHING
ghost 1 and 2:
nico: he accepted it
ghost 1: out of pity?
nico: DONT YOU DARE
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cannivalisms · 8 months
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birthday in 20 minutes everyone. just so you know. keeping you informed
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if-you-fan-a-fire · 1 year
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"Reformatory Term For Forging $2,694 In Gov't Cheques," Ottawa Journal. March 4, 1943. Page 1 & 12. ---- Joseph Alfred Ernest Robert, 26, of 1 McGee street, a chauffeur at the National Research Council, was sentenced to two years less one day definite and six months indefinite in the reformatory by Deputy Magistrate Sauve this morning after pleading guilty to 24 separate charges.
The charges included those of forging Government cheques, cashing the forged cheques and the theft of cheques. The total face value of the cheques was $2,894.65 and all but one, worth $199.85, were cashed.
In imposing the sentence Deputy Magistrate Sauve said he had considered all aspects of the case carefully. "Some people seem to think that stealing from the Government is not as serious as stealing from an individual. This is false. However, I do not intend to be severe with Robert because I am convinced he is not a criminal - though I am impressed by the large amount of funds he stole and misappropriated".
Auguste Lemieux, K.C., appeared as a special prosecutor for the Department of Justice, and Jean T. Richard was counsel for Robert. Two weeks ago, Robert admitted 13 forgery charges. Today he admitted 11 other charges which were laid against him a week ago. All charges concern the stealing, forging and cashing of cheques.
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schoenht · 10 months
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Just wanted to say your smau is so good like where do you come up w the dialogue man i laughed so Hard
idk man i walk into the fortress of my mind, call out to the spirits, so they dont answer and make me breakdance instead and then give me some scroll with nothing on it kung fu panda style
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carwithdriver · 6 months
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nicedracula · 2 years
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Since it's confirmed Luxord asked Xem about the Black Box, ya think Xemnas asked Xigbar about it in turn? Or that he at least thought about it?
I think up to that point, Xem's probably had his suspicions of Xigbar. He knows very little of his history, and his motivation for sticking with the organization and Master Xehanort's plan is not super convincing. But I think he recognizes that that's information that Xig is probably never gonna share, for one reason or another. Or that it would at least take a while for it to come up, if ever.
In my perfect ideal world they'd talk all this stuff out, but I doubt that'd happen, haha. Xem might offhandedly mention it, cue the same response Xigbar gave Luxord, trying to casually brush it off. Xem wouldn't get a straight answer and would know he didn't. Something like that, I think. Or I could see him keeping the information to himself but becoming a little more observant.
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morn1e · 11 months
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i thibk i figured out who is(most likely was) joans guardian when growing up bcuz mom was never around&dad was so eccentric that dude went 2 hell&abandoned his kid
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chickensoupleg · 2 years
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Get ready for me mumbling random plot-ish stuff for no reason. Most of it doesn't make sense.
Okay, so.
Imagine in a version where Billy still moved to Hawkins, everything happened generally, but in the fight Steve somehow won. Or, at the very least, there was no plate involved, Max still horse'd her brother and nearly castrated him.
Except turns out cocking a man full of very much and likely not medically measured Anti-Spy MindFlayer sedatives does things to a man, and it generally just messes a man UP. Man just straight up has mental hallucinations in his Conk Out Time Out.
Regardless, he somehow escapes the Byers home, and just.... straight up disappears? Just went into the woods and nobody has ANY idea where he went. So, essentially, good as dead. The Mayfield-Hargrove house becomes quite tense, Neil still keeping a front but still visibly wired that even Max can notice and tiptoes around before he explodes.
Then Season 3 happens, Neil gets dragged into the Steelworks, possessed, and then later stabbed by the monster. Granted, unlike Billy there's no reasonable way he would protect El in the same manner.
Yeah, sure he doesn't hit Max, but if running under the logic that Billy's been keeping him off of targeting her, then he could have at any point. Especially since here the Flayer is controlling him and Neil might not have any positive protective instincts instilled in him that would give him a reason to fight back.
Well, turns out Billy isn't dead, and turns out he followed everyone to the mall somehow. Or, he's been there this entire time eating hotdogs on a stick while the entire plot went down. I don't know, this isn't fleshed out that deeply, Billy's just there, and he's watching this go down.
And, oh joy, turns out he gets his One Positive Memory kickstart a season earlier. You know, the part where he gets hallucinations. And, apparently, has just been.... Wandering around Hawkins and nobody noticed???? Billy, general heartthrob, has just been around, and somehow his existence was never mentioned to Neil, small town that it is. Turns out Billy can straight up turn off his presence if he really tried, hide in plain sight. Max's warning to stay away from her friends was a promise he adhered to the max. (Hah, get it?)
And, well, said protective instinct told him to barehand beat this massive black mess of melted humans Mind Flayer back, and somehow.... does???
(Mostly because in another room Joyce shuts the gate and severs the connection just a little faster)
And, like. Max is obviously stunned, because here is her step-brother, very much alive and very much injured from wrestling a massive creature that clearly is not meant for this world. Yay, sibling reunion. Neil dies at their feet, and Billy actually feels a little sad at that (He gets no apology, Neil straight up died the moment the Mind Flayer did and Billy was a little preoccupied with Max) but there wasn't much he could do about that.
Well, Billy was still VERY adamant on trying to keep away from Max and her friends as promised, but now that... He's been informally inducted into the Upside Down's general tomfoolery, Max convinces him to stay, especially since obviously they're down a family member.
That was apparently enough for him, and they return home together. Since Billy was work age and had apparently been through a self-reflection redemption arc on his own time, he hopped into helping in the finances of the family, even if they had to downgrade due to Billy having to get through high school again (Being effectively missing for months on end kind of does that to you seriously was this man living in the woods??) and therefore only having a half-time job which meant not as much money that could reasonably split a house on payment.
Something like that.
His promise to stay out of Max's way still remains strong, but his protective instincts thanks to knowing what is possibly out there (Gee thanks funky human flesh Flayer) keeps him in her radar. And, by proxy, all of Max's friends.
So, uh. Essentially Billy becomes like.... a very, very persistent stalker/bodyguard. Somehow, his new constant presence soon becomes the same feeling as if he was always there, like how people don't register their own noses anymore. His uncanny ability to blend into plain sight doesn't help either. Max's best explanation is living with Neil SUCKS BALLS. Will agrees.
That doesn't mean they completely forget he's there though. Sometimes, when bullies come around, the kids can sort of sense him, and know that ultimately they're safe because no kid is able to beat Billy Hargrove in intimidation checks.
So, cut to after they defeat Vecna. Except, well, they actually defeat him and there are less consequences to the town. The earthquake still happens, but less so, Max still gets mildly crinkled like a tissue but has a much better chance in healing, and Eddie doesn't die because Steve is a stubborn bitch and refuses to give up on him. Still very much chomped to hell and back though, and it's generally a long process to get him healed.
Yay medicine.
Turns out Billy followed them in. Nobody in the group is sure how, or when he showed up because clearly he was not there for ANY of the team meetings, but Billy just.... wandered in with them. Does he know what's going on? No, not at all. But he does know how to fight and cause a scene, and that's enough for them.
By the end, everyone's finally getting their rest, and Billy is allowed to slowly get better and have a life(Even if he is very much willingly not participating in anything the others are getting themselves into he's happy as is)
(Although Joyce does drag his ass into Family Dinners there's really no escaping Mama Joyce honey.)
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