Tarot Project - N°32
How is anyone supposed to not love Catherine Zeta Jones as Velma Kelly? I don't know. I certainly can't. So here is she, another card in my tarot, as the Knight of Wands.
(if you're wondering where's the horse- the horse is the guy. Seemed in character.)
And now, the usual explanation. Right under the cut, for the curious!
Upright, the Knight of Wands is all about energy and passion. You have a clear vision of what you want to create, fuelled by your inspiration, and are now moving forward with leaps and bounds to turn your vision into reality. Even if that include maybe murdering your husband and sister (they had it coming, really), lying in court, or teaming with an ennemy. In your defense, said ennemy is hot. You are a bold person, willing to venture into unknown territories. You don't really care if danger lies ahead- in fact, if it does, then it becomes all the more exciting and thrilling for you. Nothing can stop you from achieving what you want! Others see you as highly charismatic, and might want to be in your presence to benefit from your energy. You are not good with bringing said others along with you on the journey, but you do enjoy the extra attention. You can maybe, perhaps, just a little, be quite impulsive- acting first, thinking later. Whoops, number 17, Spread Eagle? Dang. Now you're covered in blood. It's alright, it suits you. You're a jazz killer, my dear. All for the razzle dazzle. Perhaps, next time, take a moment to think before acting.
Reversed means that you're pursuing a personnal passion. Dancing? Singing? Maybe. It's up to you, and the fire that has been lit within you. You know that you are destined for something big, but you may be restricted from taking action right now. Are you perhaps in jail for just two little murders? Very possible. Are you being overshadowed by your pretty, talented rival? Probably. You are being restrained, which may cause frustration to grow; you want to do everything at the same time, and can't complete anything in your rush. You take actions on the spot and might regret it later.
The Knight of Wands remind you that there will be things that you can control, despite all of that, and change as you want- you just have to find them.
And that's it for today! I doubt many people will see this, but hey, you, yes, you who are reading me right now- thank you. I hope you liked it ;)
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Villain Song Showdown Round 6
Cell Block Tango (Chicago) - Villain: The Merry Murderesses of Cook County Jail
The Torture Tango (Spies are Forever) - Villain: The Deadliest Man Alive
Mod comment: The fateful tango matchup
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Roxie Hart, esp movie Roxie, is a girl kisser
Think about it
All the musical numbers on the movie are her imagination trying to cope w the situation, right?
SHE'S the one putting these gorgeous women in sexy outfits
SHE'S the one who imagines a whole ass musical number about Queen Latifah being a sugar mama
That is NOT heterosexual behavior!!!
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It wasn’t until I was wiping the blood from my hands I even knew they were ✨DEAD✨
something a little different from what I’ve posted the past few weeks but I was watching Chicago (yet again) and felt inspired, genuinely such an amazing movie
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do you have a long-lasting homoerotic tension deep enough to want to tear each other apart in every way while also understanding you're dependant on one another for your success / survival or are you normal
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Catherine Zeta-Jones out there following Bebe Neuwirth
around to do her Stage roles on screen
Velma Kelly - Chicago (1996 & 2002)
Morticia Addams - The Addams Family (2009 & 2022)
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One Dress a Day Challenge
November: Oscar Winners
Chicago / Catherine Zeta-Jones as Velma Kelly and Renee Zellweger as Roxy Hart
Year: 2002
Designer: Colleen Atwood
Velma and Roxy wear these costumes for the finale. The white may playfully symboize their official innocence, while the lyrics suggest anything but.
There's a nice bit of acting in how they react to the glamorous fur-trimmed robes in which they make their entrance. Velma is more used to this lifestyle, happy to be back but basically taking it in stride. Roxy is practically swooning at the newfound luxury. See below for a close-up.
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Villain Song Showdown Bracket F Round 5 (Finals)
Cell Block Tango (Chicago) - Villain: The Merry Murderesses of Cook County Jail
Mother Knows Best (Tangled) - Villain: Mother Gothel
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cell block tango is so relatable because i too would kill a man for being annoying and then sing about it
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if i had a nickel for every time catherine zeta jones played a woman that is very elegant with dark hair and had extreme sexual and romantic tension with a woman with blonde hair i would have two nickels. it’s not a lot but weird that it happened twice right?
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