idk how many of you remember this but a few years ago tumblr ran a universally panned ad campaign for (us american) pride month that went "the gayest place on the internet".
well someone planning that campaign dropped in to ask the queer automatticians for advice on that and universally me and the other trans people involved were like "don't do it. i am so serious. don't do it. people on tumblr won't understand that it wasn't automattic who instituted the porn ban, or they will, but they'll recognize that automattic hasn't done anything, hands tied or not, to reverse it. nobody will like this. it will be a disaster." and they thanked us for our thoughts and went ahead with it anyway and then had to do retrospectives about how badly it went and were like "we just didn't know" and [gestures] yeah
[edit: i think the person who rbed saying it was queerest place on the internet was right, my brain is fried, sorry! and that's... even worse lmao]
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i love love love how you write for joe so muchh 😭😭 what do you think he thinks of hackergirl when jacking off? or does he save his sperm and cum for her when he eventually falls apart and needs her soft full body under him to fill to the brim and stain with cum sweat and bruises?
OKAY OKAY BC I HAVE THOUGHTS
If Joe doesn't act on his urges and just sticks with jerking off to the thought of you. His imagination runs as he tugs his hard, leaky cock and he remembers all those instances where he caught your radiant smile directed at him, your sweet voice chirping at him a "Good day to you Chief!" before you scurry away to to your chores.
He thinks of your pretty pastel blouses and dresses, modest enough to be accepted by military standards (even though you're an anomaly anyway) but still the front is unbuttoned enough or the neckline goes deep enough for those dirty, perverted and pent up men to sneak a peak down to your full tits, Bear shamefully admitting to himself that he was one of those dirty men.
Will furiously jerk off to the point of his cock aching and overstimulation stepping in but he continues with a rough thrust up of his hips and a low moan escaping his bitten lips, the fantasy of young, beautiful you naked, with a growing belly and a healthy glow to your skin. He cums with a too-loud roar, his toned tummy now wet and soiled with all the backed up cum; in fact Joe hissed when his large cock continued to pulse and jerk, more cum spurting out and he has to grip the sheets underneath him and grind his teeth together to not let out any more noises bc he knows he was already too loud :((
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Need people to stop saying "twink" when they mean "bishie"
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I FINISHED HELLUVA IM SO SAD NOW AHHHH
It’s actually so good. I used to think it was just kinda violent, but the story and character development AND BLITZOS LORE AHHHH im not okay.
I need more content so bad qlsmhswksndh
Also the captions are funny asf
Also the scene ever
Moxxie is my favorite, but not by a lot because like over half the cast are right behind him
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im thinking about bor'dor, towards the end of that brief and bloody battle, going "just do it", "take me out of my misery" "just turn into a giant spider while you do so?" and its like. its like tragically funny but also so. so fucking sad.
because its essentially about bor'dor exhausted and injured and knowing he wont live, going "do it", wishing for a quick end, surrounded by people who liked him and will now kill him because he betrayed them (they betrayed HIM- before he could know how much he'd like them). its about the resigned exhaustion of- what else do i have to lose?
Except I think about the devastated way Bor'dor talked about the loss of his mother, of his friends in the Ruby Vanguard, and the grief and the fear and the anger, and I don't think it's the first time he's thought that. Bor'dor joining the Ruby Vanguard at all, fighting a vendetta against the gods, is not someone who thinks they have lots of options. You don't generally agree to plans that could devastate the existing world unless you feel like you have more to lose than gain. Bor'dor, his magic a curse, his loved ones lost, the world cold and cruel and painful, being spun a tale of a world without gods, of a fight and a battle and a purpose, even if there are casualties, losses along the way.
Bor'dor, full of grief and rage, having lived a hard fucking life, being promised a solution, a world without gods, maybe thinking: what do i have to lose? they've never done anything for me. Then, he's watching a plan go awry, watching friends and comrades he'd made and bonded with fall to a bunch of- nobodies, cutting through them like it's nothing, remembering he does have things to lose. Bor'dor, knowing that the plan went wrong and his friends bodies are lifeless somewhere far away from where he is, lying furiously and ridiculously about being a shepherd and unknown magic to the suspicious faces of a bunch of killers. Probably thinking. what do I have to lose?
Except he eats with these people, he trades watches with them, he fights with them, he heals them, he shares a pipe and they share hopes and fears and pasts, and-
and he's standing as they all recoil from acid, everything falling apart, and. maybe he did have something to lose, after all.
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can I be honest i hate the trend of posting cool videos (nature, construction, destruction) and captioning it "for my male audience". I know it's meant to be some kind of joke but so was girl dinner. idk. food for thought.
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