#colleen fucking hoover and shit

[avocado-frog]

Man I hate being able to read

#average wattpad behavior tbh #someone typed that with their hands #on a separate note i hate the delulu thing #my mom said delulu to me and i made it my mission to make her regret it #it's fun when people say that sort of stuff because you can make them explain what it means and watch them Squirm #but like if you make it say real words it says the solution to your delusional like WHAT does that MEAN #if anything booktok recs make me worse off in life #colleen fucking hoover and shit #call me old and out of tune with the Youth but i think it's stupid #''ooh isaac why don't you just let people have fun??? :((( it's harmless :((('' i am actively making pottery out of your bones #delulu #tiktok #anti tiktok #booktok #there that way my target demographic will see this post #god i hate having eyes #maybe im the only person in the whole world who thinks it's dumb but that's ok i can accept that

[inc0rrectmyths]

Saw someone on Insta call Colleen Hoover the second Jane Austen.

I'M GONNA COMMIT MURDER NOW

#HOW THE FUCK DO U EVEN COMPARE THAT MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WRITING LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD #TO THE WOMAN WHO WROTE EVERGREEN CLASSICS AND CONTRIBUTED SO FUCKING MUCH TO ROMANCE LITERATURE #i mean #have u even read and compared colleen and jane?? #all i see in Colleen's books are touching #and kissing and also sex without consent #rapes #abusive relationships #alpha males treating women like shit and the women being like but getting bullied evev more lmao #but that bitch deserved the abuse cuz she thinks shes in love with her abuser lmao #have a great life then ma'am #and JANE AUSTEN IS THE REASON I READ ROMANCE #SHES THE STANDARD #fuck off #booktok and bookstagramers fuck off #anti colleen hoover #jane austen enthusiast

[possessedbydevils]

People who compare classic authors to modern-day ones, block me. Thank you.

#I CANNOT STAND IT #if l see another person compare donna tartt. colleen hoover or madeline FUCKING miller to any classic writer. IM GOING TO LOSE IT #its ON SIGHT #Im NOT scared to throw hands #in fact #Im GOING to throw hands #I IANT SCARED OF SHIT-

[bellzsad]

if u see me reading a colleen hoover book within the next year JUST KNOW that i’m only reading it bc my friend got it for me (i didn’t ask for it) bc i was talking about it with her once and joking about reading it just to see how bad and uncomfortable it made me feel‼️

#random shit #colleen hoover #it ends with us #ugly love #nov 9 #november 9 #guys what other colleen hoover books are there #UHH #what the fuck

[july-19th-club]

got 'some desperate glory' in at work and it has a blurb by taz muir and seems plotwise to be similar to the martine books. hmmm will report back on whether its any good

#it seems like it could be! but also i saw an ad for it mentioning tiktok so #then again all writing marketing is based around fucking instagram and tiktok rn so theres probaby good shit on there #in and among all the colleen hoovers and lightlarks and shit . its just lots harder to find because for somre reason #good doesnt sell #or actually. more specifically. people who are better at social media and marketing than writing sell better #than people who are good at writing but not a social media or marketing

[tomatoluvr69]

#sorry I have not been able to stop thinking about this since I saw that fucking Colleen Hoover quote holy shit #this is easier than posting my true thoughts about the anti intellectual debate. so #the thoughts are: I’m with the intellectuals. lol

[starkcapaccinos63]

they really got z-lib over some FUCKING COLLEN HOOVER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK on tiktok? REALLY? FUCKING OVER SO MANY PEOPLE over some tiktok clout? OH MY GOD.

#I’m genuinely fucking sad about this #kids who needed access to textbooks #articles that were needed for their research #over a fucking Colleen Hoover book? #claiming we’re from the era of the internet and not even knowing better than to put that shit out on TIKTOK?????

[heavenwontbethe-same]

Solo harries occupy the same place in hell as coho stans

#sunny is back on her bs #majority of solo harries are toxic and shit on other artists so don't fucking come at me #harries #harry styles #colleen hoover #yes this is about solo harries constantly shitting on louis for YEARS and now listening to fitf and acting like they didn't talk shit

[askthemanorresidents]

Everyone, what are your thoughts on Valentines Day? Have any plans?

--------------------THOUGHTS--------------------

Minnie : Not much. Just thinks it's a nice holiday for couples.

Kaarima : Same as Minnie. Only a bit more annoyed because of all the poorly written romcoms and soap operas she's going to be witnessing.

Medea : Brings her back to the times her husband was still alive.

Makoto : "This holiday only exists to encourage idiotic men to buy luxurious gifts for the women they'll ditch after a month"

Matthias : "Love doesn't exist"

Florian : "Love is everywhere! It's the best feeling in the world!"

Bogdan : "Eh, a bit too cheesy"

Caroline : Thinks it's great.

Logan : "Romance is gross!"

The siblings : Don't really care about it.

'Vesania' : "Fuck Aphrodite and Eros"

Ritta : Likes it. Though she's mad she's still single (who wouldn't TBH)

Andromachi : "Time to get my flirt on!" (In a creepy way)

Marshanda : "It's okay"

-----------------------PLANS----------------------

The Coven : Will just have a quiet reading session

Makoto : Stay in her room and drink as much champagne and eat as much caviar as she wants (she actively hates both but they're a sign of wealth sooooo)

Logan : Will go and steal snacks from the kitchen

Bogdan : Joining the Coven

Matthias : Will be in his room, reading

Florian : Will be running errands for Matthias.

Caroline : Getting some help from Beth to make chocolates and sending said chocolates to make more friends.

The siblings : Still going through PTSD.

'Vesania' : Cry in her room.

Ritta : Help around with the Valentine decorations.

Andromachi : Trying to pick up bitches (and failing spectacularly)

Marshanda : Picking up bitches (and actually succeeding)

#idv oc ask blog #idv ocs #Valentine is just some holiday made to sell chocolates #I am officially sick of watching teenagers go all mushy and shit for someone they'll cheat on in a week #Or murder #whichever comes first #Never saw those relationships go well #Kaarima : Fuck Colleen Hoover BTW #That bitch can't write good romance for shit #Anyone who like her “Romance” novels are BIG RED FLAGS #Stay away from them

[totheblood]

more modern!ellie headcanons

a/n: just a little something... as always AI AUDIOS AT THE END... replies and reblogs are appreciated

ellie is a complete night owl

like you actually are concerned about when she sleeps

if you have an early morning class together she is always running late

or just doesn't show up so you would have to call her and wake her up

"hey baby, what's up i just woke up"

"ellie, class is about to start."

"oh shit, we have class today?"

she would sit next to you in any class you shared and scribble little doodles over to you

or communicate with you through notes

ellie hates going out in public but she loves going with you to do your errands

you're going grocery shopping? ellie is there

you need to find new shoes? she is there

barnes and noble? she would probably be there before you

she likes to do this thing where she will pick out a book for you and you will pick out a book for her and you will sit in the back and spend your day reading together

sometimes she hates the books you pick out for her

"ugh, another colleen hoover book? i gave you a cool book and you give me colleen fucking hoover?"

"little women is cool?"

"i can't believe you just said that."

if you two are out in public together she likes to pretend that the two of you are a married couple

like for example if you're at the cash register and she brings an item up to you and asks if she could get it

"no ellie, put that back."

she would turn to the cashier and say something like "what the wife says, goes... am i right?"

even when she's not with you and she's out drinking at the bar with dina and jesse she would randomly be like, "the wife's not gonna like this one" and take another shot

or when she buys you lingere that is obviously not for her she would be like, "you know what they say, 'happy wife, happy life'"

ellie is really not a social person either

unless she is a few drinks deep which leads us to... drunk!ellie

drunk ellie is soooooo clingy and sentimental

not that she isn't regularly, she's just way more affectionate when drunk

her usual comments would be like, "you're so lucky i love you so much..." or "you're so cute when you're not patronizing me..."

but her drunk? "i think you're the best thing to have happened to me, please never leave me."

"being in love with you is all that matters to me right now... take your clothes off."

she's always touching you in some way if she's drunk

if she's drunk at dinner and she's next to you, her hand in on your thigh or her head is resting on your shoulder

if she's drunk at a party, her hands are on your waist at all times whether she's dancing with you or talking to others

she just wants to be around you

she also can't sleep without you if she's drunk

you would be trying to put her to bed and she would just grab your wrist and mutter a, "please stay"

ellie always orders something you like so you can pick off of her plate

"you want some, baby? i knew you were going to ask for some anyways."

she's always thinking of you

when she sees little trinkets she's like "aw my girlfriend would love this."

or when she sees someone trip in public she's like "i wish my girlfriend was here, i know she'd die laughing."

ellie reads you books so you can sleep

if she knows you had a particularly rough day she will be like, "you okay, babe? want me to read you something?"

and then your climbing in her bed and resting your head in the crook of her neck as she reads to you

she will send you a picture of any animal she sees on the street

loves getting you things because she loves your reaction to gifts

... the two of you study by getting to take an article of clothing off each time you get something right

let's just say you pass most of your tests

ai audios:

extras:

what the wife says, goes

happy wife happy life

the wife's not gonna like this one

you want some baby?

#mine #ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie williams tlou #ellie williams x reader smut #ellie williams the last of us #ellie williams tlou2 #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie williams fanfic #ellie williams fan fic #ellie williams x female reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams imagine #ellie williams oneshot #modern!ellie williams #college!ellie williams #ellie williams one shot

[serialunaliver]

There's this girl in my class who read "Shatter me" though I didn't know shit about it. I only remembered the name bc it was in English and since we aren't in an Anglo country it just stuck with me idk. Seeing it alongside other booktok books now is really concerning to me. What the fuck is it about and why did she bring it to a public space. If it's anything like a Colleen Hoover book that should only be consumed in the privacy of your own home

from what I know it's a YA fantasy dystopia. it's like the hunger games type genre but bad

[callmelola111]

the whole “community” aspect of tlou tumblr has completely disappeared and it makes me very sad. my feed is just a big mess of writers throwing insults at others and trying to win the woke wars instead of posting actual content and it makes this app absolutely insufferable. i rarely even see fics anymore, likeee this is tumblr not twitter,,,

i just cannot stand the influx of negative posts. i understand that there are times when ppl should be called out about their behavior but half of the time its just blogs trying to start unnecessary discourse about shit that does not matter. and these dumb arguments being made lose all basis anyways when you try and make examples out of fan fiction (emphasis on the fiction part) you read on fucking tumblr. go conquer the sa themes in colleen hoover books or the actual porn industry and its dangers instead of random girls on the internet who aren’t authors and have little to no influence on anything or anyone. or idk maybe go donate money, go to protests or actually make a difference instead of hiding in your little corner on the internet if you genuinely want to be a good activist. must i remind you that we are all writing fan fiction about pixels and posting it on the internet,,, you are not above anyone else here so drop the superiority complex <3

#lola gossips 𖦹⭒°｡⋆ #ellie williams #ellie williams fanfic

[jeyneofpoole]

i’m a bookseller so let’s analyze the books that asoiaf characters would probably be into in my expert opinion

sansa: easy answer, mass-market bodice rippers. true answer, horror. she is a vc andrews girly but she hates stephen king. also she probably read a bunch of colleen hoover at a very formative age and it fucked up her idea of healthy relationships.

jon: manga. i do not know jack or shit about manga but i do know he’d probably like that berserk one or whatever the fuck it’s called. he’s emo. nobody understands him. you get it. so on and so forth.

theon: he doesn’t read but he does go back into the kids department and stick gum in the pages of the i survived books. sometimes if he’s feeling really bold he’ll put his number in between the pages of novels that he thinks are for smart people. his concept of high lit is not very developed so it’s sort of a toss-up as to the books he does this to. they’ve found his number in the brothers karamazov and a taylor jenkins reid novel on the same day.

dany: ya dystopia. you KNOW she would have been so into the maze runner and divergent. somebody let this child have a hunger games phase dear lord.

arya: her idol growing up was junie b jones. she was obsessed with the boxcar children and when she was 7 she tried to run away but to her extreme dismay she couldn’t find a boxcar so she settled for an underpass frequented by various delinquents, vagabonds, etc. they unionized to get her back home and cat didn’t let her outside for a year. immediately after she was ungrounded she ran away again to murder pigeons en masse because she had just read wringer by jerry spinelli and took away the wrong message. now she just reads fencing instructional books. also a warrior cats kid.

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #asoiaf shitpost #theon greyjoy #sansa stark #jon snow #daenerys targaryen #arya stark #barnes and noble

[full-on-sam]

I have been off tumblr for a while but popping back in for a second because I have angry Toughts about Books, especially booktok.

I am so tired. When I was a child and a teenager i used to read everyday multiple times a day, i found joy and escapism in literature. Now teens have... this? Really? It makes me fucking sad. I am sure there are also many new good books out there for teens and young adults, but chance is that the people they are aimed to haven't even seen them or don't know they exist. You go into a library or a bookstore and the first thing you see is a booktok shelf. You may not even go into a library anymore because what is glamorized today is how many books you buy each month or each week. This are the books that are marketed, that are talked about. If I wanted to read some YA that is different i have to just reread old books which sure, it can be great but why can I not have any other option?

My sister has recently entered the -teens years. She doesn't read much but honestly? I cannot even fault her. If she was interested to the romance genre what should I tell her to read? This shit? Teach her abuse from an extremely young age because she is guilty of wanting to read? Honestly I feel like there aren't even books for teenagers that are actually for them. All of this YA genre is not for young adults it's for adults. Full stop.

(This also warrants a digression on how wide the ya age ange is. Google says 12 to 30, like excuse me? But my point still stands).

That's it. I hate the new book trends. I hate how to market something you have to boil it to insipid tropes, to a 20 seconds video where you slap a bunch of Pinterest images and some buzzwords. Where all the books are badly done version of themselves. As an author it makes me cry. They have so much potential and it is all wasted like this.

And that is also to say that if you do not agree with any of this, think booktok books are cool, you like authors such as SJM or Colleen Hoovers... get off my blog. Unsubscribe. This is not a space i want people like that in, thank you.

#anti booktok #booktok #trends #what are we even supposed to read

[deleteddewewted]

What It’s Like To Date Simon “Ghost” Riley

W/N: I'm using the comics and combining them with the reboot MW2. I recommend reading them to understand some of this, there's SA, Abuse, and many more disturbing subjects. I'm also not going to romanticize abuse here, this is more of Simon lashing out due to fear and it's not excused. We're not going to pull a Colleen Hoover.

W: Child Abuse, Angst, Fluff, Hurt With Comfort, Insinuated sex, Sexual Abuse, Talks of Torture, Mental Illness, Unhealthy Relationships, Disturbed Simon Riley, Friends With Benefits, Eventual Relationship, Eventual Monogomy, Minor Soap/Ghost

He’s scared of himself.

He’s especially terrified of you.

You provide him with a comfort he’s never known outside of his mother's.

He feels like vomiting when you hold his hands in your own or make him dinner instead of letting him eat his MREs.

You don't treat him like a child but you do make him feel safe like his mother once made him feel.

You shushed the voices in his head away as you slipped your hands underneath his balaclava and brushed his hair.

You pressed your body close to his and wrapped your arms around his body so he'd feel as protected as you did.

You were an anchor to him. One he didn't want to be ripped away from.

When he wakes up sweaty and panting, he reaches for you and the knife he keeps under his pillow.

He couldn't save himself in his nightmares but he sure can keep you safe.

He could save you.

You'd kiss his knuckles, because kissing his neck set him on edge, and mumble about how lovely he is.

"You're human Simon, it doesn't matter how damaged you think you are, I still love you just as you love me."

He'd scream at times.

At you and it hurt him when he'd snap out of it.

His words were all bitter and filled with venom but they nearly never phased you unless it was about things you've shared with him that were intimate.

"You're as shit as I am! You're shit! I'm shit! I hate you! You make me feel weak! I wish you'd die!" He was red and tense in the face. His mask was off and on the floor all while he walked out of your shared apartment to fuck off somewhere where his anger could fizzle out.

The apartment had felt cramped and your questions about his day set him off.

He felt like he was suffocating with just how domestic the space felt and how happy you looked while you prepped dinner for the two of you.

Simon met reason at a bar while 6 drinks deep.

He groaned all while paying for his drinks and heading home, piss drunk and feeling numb.

He shouldn't have felt hurt when you disappeared for the night, not when you didn't kiss him awake the next morning.

He had no right to cry while he ate the dinner you had taken the time to wrap it up with plastic and put it in the fridge for him to heat up later.

He cried all night while hugging the shirt you used for bed.

He waited for you to come back, he even called your friends to see if any of them knew where you were. By the end of the week, he had to head back to base and you didn't kiss him goodbye.

While deployed, you sent him a letter.

You didn't mention the way he hurt you nor the ugliness he bought into your life. You just wrote about how you miss his warmth and that you'll have dinner ready for him when he got back.

"So... I'm guessing you guys are a thing?" It all felt awkward, Soap had felt the tension that Ghost had carried into work after his short leave.

All Ghost had done during their deployment was turn on his phone to stare at the home screen.

Your smile was bright and your eyes soft.

You were a sight to behold. Ghost wanted you there with him.

He needed to feel you again.

"We're just fuck buddies, nothing more." The term left a sour taste in his mouth because he wanted to be more too.

Fear ate at him as he dreamt of you taking care of him. Your hand on his cock all while you whispered sweet nothings into his ear and your other hand playing with his hair.

He was compliant to your touch and all he could do was whine and moan at your gentle touch.

He wakes up with dry cum in his briefs and tears in his eyes. He misses you.

When he gets back he makes sure to grab your favorite takeout and a bottle of wine.

You look tired when you open the door. The bags under your eyes and the confusion that sets in while you look at his bare face.

"What are you doing here, Simon?" You're not mad. He wanted you to yell at him because he knows he deserves it but you instead just look at him like nothing happened.

"I wanted to fix things. I want to make this work." He can feel his eyes start to water and he hands you his gifts before getting down on his knees and holding onto your legs.

You pat his head and comfort him all while he cries and begs you to take him back.

He's a man eaten by his demons but that wasn’t a real excuse for his cruelty.

He was acting like his father and he wanted to die because of it.

"We can make this work, but only if you get professional help. Because Simon," You lower yourself to the floor and hug him. Your chest pressed against his head, his ear right on top of your heart. "I can't save you from your past. I can't be that person. Not again. Not anymore, but I will always love you."

He nods as he listens to your heartbeat. He promises to do better and he promises to look for help.

So he does.

The therapist is more helpful this time around. She listened to him and his fears of losing you.

He's a little scared though. His thoughts take him to places he wishes he couldn't go to but he has to face the music if wants to get better.

Every session is trying, his eyes dry and swollen from crying and shaking while he recounted the horrors of the past.

You stood there, arms open and a warm meal ready for him to eat every time he got back home.

"Thank you, love." He grew comfortable with kissing you.

No longer teeth on flesh with hickeys left behind but tenderly, loving.

He told you more about his life, his childhood, how much he missed his family, how much he wanted to be normal so he could maybe, someday, have one of his own with you.

"Would you want that with me?" He cried as he continued to eat his meal. He was so grateful for your care even while he choked on his own saliva.

"Oh, Simon. I told you I'll always be here for you and I intend to keep that promise." You helped him clean up.

You made sure to get him into bed dry and with warm clothes before letting him lay on top of you.

Most nights he talks to you about the things his father would do to him. The beatings, the lashings, the mental torment.

"She probably had a family. Maybe had friends looking for her. And she died in a dingy toilet thanks to my dad." His breath hitched as he felt the tears well up again. "I feel like I'm to blame for her passing."

You didn't speak back but instead provided comfort.

He fell asleep with his arms wrapped around you and his face tucked in your neck.

He was home, safe, and loved. He felt nourished, his skin finally fitting over his bones.

He felt human all while he listened to your heartbeat and felt your chest raise and fall as you slipped into slumber.

Ghost was no longer someone who had to hide all the ugly from you, Simon would make sure to set him right if it meant being able to have one more night with you.

Like this, on you, sleeping, and knowing you were his.

#ghost x reader #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #simon riley #ghost simon riley #simon riley x reader #cod #mw2 #modern warfare 2 #call of duty #angst #fluff #hurt with comfort

[ryan-sometimes]

Can’t stop losing my shit over this Colleen Hoover passage because… that’s like… the one thing men actively tell the truth about. If a man wants to fuck you he cannot keep that shit to himself.