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monsterfloofs · 5 months

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Mallory (Male Vampire) x Anonymous Reader (Sfw)

(I am not sure when I will go back to this story as I am working on comicking stuff. . . <:) But I will share a piece of it here, the most solid bit of writing I have for it! A new house with a surprise resident, a shy vampire who just wants a peaceful life.)

It was an old Victorian style house. Tall and proud with long curving windows. The building had two layers with an asymmetrical design. The right side of the home bowed outward in a semi hexagonal shape. While the right side held a modest porch and wooden railings that ran around the space and flanked either side of the steps. Wooden gingerbread styling encrusted the bottom of the roof. It was a lonesome house, one surrounded by trees and that sat atop a hill with a twisting road. Through the forest of leaves, when they parted just right. It gave a wide scope of the ground below. There was a small town that sat nestled at the edge of the forest. From this vantage point, you could barely see the bumpy dirt road nestled between the brilliant fire red and yellow leaves.

It was a sunny day, some of the last warmth in October had come in a wave. Like the last expelling of warm breathe before cold nestled into the bones of the earth.

You had gotten out of your car, feet swinging from the vehicle to stand and look out over the treeline. The view alone was entrancing. Watching leaves tumble and twist through the air. Following an unknown path to an unknown destination. You heard a voice call your name, and with some reluctance you turned away from the picturesque view. Closing the door to your car with a satisfying snap before you turn and set your sights on the house. Your eyes travel along its details. It had been painted in black trim and the base a pale mint green that had faded with time. The paint was peeling in places, but it offered promise. A smile tugged at the corners of your mouth as you walked up the driveway, A nicely dressed woman in a navy suit was standing in front of the aging porch steps.

“Welcome to Wishwillow! I am so glad we had the chance to meet. I'm Loiuse, we spoke on the phone last week.” She gave a smile of perfect white teeth as she gave your hand an exuberant shake. She had walked towards you, closing the last of the distance.

“Hi Loiuse.” You reply, “I am really happy to take a look at the house." You pause to glance up at it's high windows. "it’s beautiful.”

“It really is, and we are so happy to finally have someone show interest in this old place. It’s almost one hundred years old, did you know? There is a lot of history here.”

You nod, bringing your attention from the house as she claps her hands.

“Well! Let’s take a tour shall we?” She turns on her heels, a confident stride has her dark curls bouncing as you follow her dutifully up the steps.

“Is there. . . a lot of need for renovations? Adding fixtures, things like that?” You ask tentatively as she produces a small key from her pocket and begins to jiggle the lock.

“Oh goodness no! The last person who lived here modernized it the best she could while staying true to the house's heritage.”

The door opened with a creaky wail, and you scrunch your nose at the sound.

“How long. . . ago was that?”

“Twenty years or so,” She chirped, stepping inside and flicking on the lights.

You grimace at that, “That sounds like a long time for a house to be empty.”

She flashes you a knowing smile, “We worked very hard to keep it maintained, Ms. Hemlock, that last owner of Wishwillow, had no heirs in her will. She put whatever money she had left into keeping this house in working condition.”

Past the entrance was a thin hallway that branched off into different rooms. A big parlor to the left with polished wood floors. A few coils of wire came down like tendrils from the ceiling. You gathered that at some point a chandelier had hung down from the ceiling.

"The kitchen is down the hall," Loiuse explains, patiently letting your gaze wander the interior.

"And the left is where the parlor was. There is a small sitting room by the kitchen, and upstairs are the bedrooms."

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There was something that felt right, about this house. Something that lingered in the air.

You catch the woman's cheer as you head back to the car. Giving the sales rep. your thanks and one last handshake.

“Yes, Ms. Louise, we will definitely keep in touch.”

It was the most nerve wracking decision you had ever made. Taking the leap and buying this house. With the economy being how it was now, and homes becoming more and more impossible to buy. You had stumbled upon a chance you weren’t sure if you were going to be able to come across again.

You had moved as much of your personal life as you could. Only finally getting the help from movers once it was clear you were not going to be able to cart a few large choice pieces of furniture on your own.

“I’m doing great,” You leaned back on the couch, that sat in the middle of the sea of cardboard boxes, phone pressed to your ear. “Totally exhausted though, I tried to hurry up and move everything so I didn’t have to take too much time off of work. It’s a bit of a drive now, but the view is worth it. It’s so beautiful here.”

You laugh, a tired weary sound. “I keep wondering if I made the right choice, it’s a big house for one person— No, no! I’m not complaining, just fretting. I think I am going to start on dinner now though, talk with you later?”

You nodded, even though the loved one on the other side of the line couldn’t see you. Listening intently to the voice on the end of the phone.

“I will take care of myself, I promise. Okay. Love you. Bye.”

You threw your head back onto the cushioned armrest of the couch, tapping the red button on your cell phone and turning off it’s screen. You heaved a heavy sigh and glanced out at the sea of cardboard.

First step of moving in, done and done. Now all that is left is unpacking. The thought of unpacking so late at night was quickly rejected. The cushioned armrest was stationed to the couch via rounded metal pins, and you reached over to rub your thumb against the cool metal bumps while you stared out at the room. With enough oomph you pushed yourself to stand, picking your way out of the living room to reach the kitchen.

You stood in the cramped kitchen space. Staring blankly for a moment while you realized how much of an ordeal it would be to dig out pots and pans, on top of cooking.

". . . You know what. . . I think I'll just order take out tonight."

With a quick call to the closest pizza shop, you had pushed boxes off the small coffee table and set up a laptop computer while you waited for dinner.

Now, with the pizza sitting next to your computer, you sat cross legged on the couch. Balancing a plate on their thighs while you watch a movie. You had picked something from your old favorite collection. A black and white movie that you remember fondly from your childhood. A comedy movie starring Abbott and Costello that contained a number of the classical monsters being portrayed by their original actors.

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Something had changed. Something or someone was here, in the house. Within the walls. A steady heartbeat with silent ghostly vibrations echoed through the beams and floorboards.

Mallory’s eyes snapped open, and he sat up quickly. The dreams about noises hadn’t been imaginary phantoms. The cars, the voices, things being shuffled, moved about, it had been real. Now the house was quieter, though, there was still noise. A static noise that lingered behind the voices in an old televised movie. With accents that haven’t been used in a long time.

“I know it, and you know it. But does Dracula know it?"

Underneath the sounds, was the beat. He slowly rubs at his temples, trying to soothe the ringing in his head. Like a mosquito that hummed right beside your ear, the sound was impossible to ignore.

Th-thud

The attic stairs creaking faintly under his shoes as he descends, grimacing at the noise. From the attic stairs he moves to the window, peers down at the dark lawn below.

An uncomfortable feeling settling into his stomach, as the for sale sign was gone. Now there was a car parked in the driveway, and someone unknown downstairs. For twenty years no one had held even the remotest interest on the house atop the hill. But alas, it had been wishful thinking to believe that it would last forever.

He hesitates about what to do. An unsteady hand tinkering with the necklace around his collarbone before he gingerly steps out of the guest room. One glance. Just one. It has been a while since he had come face to face with a living being. Once satisfied he could formulate a plan from there. He moved on the stairs gingerly, hovering in the entryway where the kitchen split into the kitchen and living room.

And there they were, sitting and watching a movie. A blanket curling around their shoulders. A tired but amused expression played upon their lips, as they watched a short bumbling figure almost collide with the tall imposing figure of Bella Lugosi.

The back of his chilly hand presses against his lips as he backs away from the scene.

Then the person watching the movie shifts, their head turns, looking up, their eyes widening as Mallory moves out of sight.

#floofyrambles #floofyocs #monster x human #monster x reader #male vampire x gn reader #vampire x reader #floofywrites

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omentranslates · 10 months

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corpsentry · 3 years

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funny story i was actually going to redraw the botw/hwaoc comic because i couldn't deal with the clown ass colors but then i got sidetracked by the other zelda comic i made. also i've discovered comics are really fun. it's like. how can i use images to justify the use of text that, by itself, is too dramatic to put anywhere without risk of death? once i get my hands on skyward sword i'll prolly be back on my bs and i'm thinking about making a short comic about (what is currently known of) botw2 but otherwise i'd be happy to hear any specific vibes, ideas, or scenes you guys think are super fucking tragic and want to see comicked (not a word) (it's ok tho) just let me know in the replies or via the askbox we've got all day

#gelmo #and now. igo to sleep #we will ignore the fact that it is 11 am. this mf tired bye everyone

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h0lyhandgrenade · 4 years

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If I can ask, what inspired your art style? I've been following you for a while from one of your webcomics, and I have to say it's what of the clearest cut, easiest to read art styles I've seen for comicking. It's amazing.

How did I forget to reply to this? I’m so sorry )8

I really appreciate you saying so! I get super fussy over clarity in comics, so that’s definitely what I want to hear. I’ve taken a lot of inspirations... Mostly people who specialize in ink works, from Bill Watterson with Calvin and Hobbes back in the day, and then later Sean Gordon Murphey (particularly his earlier works) being a big influence later. But I generally just try draw influence from any really bold inking styles I see and enjoy.

As for the drawing part itself... It’s entirely something that started as a very manga like style, and then later took on western comic art influences (the TF2 style in particular made me want to venture away from manga for a while). These days I try to find a happy place somewhere in the middle.

#ask h0ly anything #and she'll eventually reply fingers crossed #Anonymous

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ghost-mantis · 5 years

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2018 College Fund/Charity Sale

Greetings all! To help fund my last two semesters of graduate school and to raise money for my favorite charity (Worldbuilders) during their annual drive I’m placing a large lot of my Bionicle figures, various action figures and plush, and assorted art books. For the duration of this sale 25% of all proceeds will be donated to Worldbuilders!

As a note, all figures have been used for display only and are in excellent condition or new in box. Everything for sale is from a smoke-free home. Most figures have been in storage and may be missing accessory pieces. Before final sale you will receive pictures of each item exactly as you will receive it and have the option of cancelling part or all of your order accordingly. Thank you for supporting my education and people in need!

***Updated 11/25 with a few more sets***

Art Books

All art book purchases will receive a free inking pen, drawing pencil, or other random art supply item as a free thank you gift!

The Animator’s Survival Kit: Expanded Edition $25

The Art of Big Hero 6 $15

The Art of Blizzard Entertainment $20

The Art of Kung Fu Panda 2 $15

The Art of Moana $15

The Art of Steven Universe $17

Clip Studio Paint Pro (Japanese Edition) $15

Comickers Art: Tools and Techniques for Drawing Manga $8

Godzilla The Art of Destruction $10

How To Draw Dinosaurs $5

Mechanika Creating the Art of Science Fiction $10

Perspective Made Easy $7

***Kickstarter Exclusive Books***

Draw Like a Boss $45

Dynamic Bible by Peter Han $25

Gamers For Good Presents Undertale $35

Tiny Dragons (3 mini book set with box) $20

Assorted Plush

Charizard: Jumbo sized plush, new in bag from Japan $35

Mimikyu: Jumbo sized plush, new in bag from Japan $35

Assorted Figures

Destiny Osirus (New) ***Lootcrate Exclusive*** $10

Mega Construx Destiny Sparrow S-10V $10

Transformers

Transformers Generations Autobot Drift (Mint/Complete in Packaging) $40

Transformers Prime Ratchet (New in Box) $25

Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters Wheeljack (New In Box) $15

Transformers Universe: Robot Heroes Rattrap and Megatron (New) $10

Swerve and Tailgate Japanese Edition (With Phaser and Groundshaker) $30

Gundam Models

Deathscythe H Hell Custom (New in Box) $15

Heavy Arms XXG-01H (New in Box) $10

Sandrock XXG-01SR (New in Box) $10

Shenlong XXG-01S (New in Box) $10

Bionicle

All Bionicle Orders will come with a free mask as a thank you gift!

Matoran:

Ahkmou $10

Balta $7

Dalu $7

Defilak $7

Kazi $7

Nuhrii $10

Orkahm $10

Photok $7

Piruk $7

Tehutti $10

Velika $7

Toa:

Matau Hordika $17

Nokama Hordika $17

Nuju Hordika $17

Onewa Hordika $17

Whenua Hordika $17

Kongu Inika $20

Stars Tahu (With Golden Mask) $10

Villains

Bohrok Kal Tahnok $15

Bohrok Kal Lehvak $15

Bohrok Kal Pahrak $15

Bohrok Kal Nuhvok $15

Bohrok Kal Kohrak $15

Bordakh $17

Keerakh $17

Oohnorak $17

Rahkshi Turahk (With Kraata) $20

Kalmah $20

Takadox $20

Avak (Complete with Packaging and Instructions) $27

Hakann (Complete with Packaging and Instructions) $27

McDonalds Edition Bitil (x2) $5

Gorast $20

Vamprah $22

***Roodaka*** $35

***Makuta Teridax*** $50

***Makuta Icarax*** $50

Glatorian

Ackar $20

Gresh $20

Malum $20

Skrall $20

Strakk $20

Stronius $20

Vastus $20

Agori

Atakus $10

Berix $10

Metus $10

Raanu $10

Tarduk $10

Zesk $10

Other:

Rahaka Norik $7

Hero Factory

Furno $12

Breeze $12

Bionicle Official Movie Story Boards (Yes, really!)

Own the meme, $30.

I also have a number of storyboards of Vakama loading and firing his launcher. If interested please contact me for pictures and pricing.

The Blind Date With a Book Add-On Option!

Do you like science fiction and fantasy novels? Do you like them cheap?

All domestic book purchases will come with a free pack of tea as a thank you gift for your order!

I have a pile of new and unread paperback and hardback books bought from Worldbuilders fundraisers and my own book shopping sprees. I don’t have time to read them all and I’d like to sell them off before I move once I finish college. You can add on surprise books to your order, $2 for paperback or $3 for hardback, and as many as you like while supplies last.

Please Read Before Buying!

Instructions for Ordering:

1: Message me with the items you would like to order.

2: I will reply with pictures of your items, if you approve the sale I will request your name, address, and paypal info.

3: You will get an invoice via Paypal for the items and shipping. Please pay within 24 hours of receipt of the invoice.

4: Your items and free gifts ship.

All sales are final! All transactions will be through Paypal. Shipping charges will vary by order, and international shipping is available. I will attempt to make your shipping charge as low as possible unless you request otherwise.

Sales are first come, first served, please message me to place your initial order and give me your paypal information. I’ll work to keep this list as up-to-date as possible so please check before you buy. All sales will come with a special bonus gift, thank you very much for your support!

#bionicle #gundam #sale #charity sale #college sale #fundraiser #signal boost #transformers

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rontra · 5 years

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inyooooooo replied to your photoset “hey u should read @streetcrows my Webbed Comick it’s new year’s eve,...”

i love how round ori got on top of it all

MFKGMFKM RIGHT!!!!

its SO funny bc that panel is the first image of them without a mask, BUT the second they actually take it off in-comic--like 18 pages later--their face already looks nothing like that. they start rounding out literally immediately.

the roundness impulse...

#inyooooooo

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athensandspartaadventures · 6 years

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noordzee replied to your post: “Question for AaSA readers...”:

If there's a source you think is really interesting and worth mentioning, then feel free to! But don't feel like you have to put aside too much comicking time to collect sources, especially since you don't have much access atm.

That sounds good! Thank you for your feedback ;u;

#noordzee #hapo replies

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sfusummerfestival · 6 years

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Artist Spotlight: Kimiko Yuki

🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨🎨

Hello everyone! Hope you’re all having a splendid day!

Today’s artist spotlight focuses on Kimiko Yuki!

🎨 Tell us a bit about yourself!

Well my name’s Kimberly, though I go by my brand name online, and I was born and raised in Malaysia before I moved here. I’m a freelance illustrator, concept artist, and comic artist. I’m also the creator of “S Corp”, an action-fantasy manga.

🎨 What or who inspired you to start creating art?

I’ve always loved creating art since I was a kid, so I don’t think there was any one person or entity that motivated me to create other than my own love for drawing.

🎨 What's the most memorable thing someone's ever said to you about your art?

Oh man, this is a hard one. Hmm, since I don’t get that many, I treasure all the comments someone goes to the trouble of making. Oh, I do really like the ones people make on my comic updates. Those are usually really fun to reply to haha.

🎨 Since a lot of your artwork is anime-inspired, which anime has influenced your work the most to date?

Ironically, I don’t watch anime very much haha. I’ve only watched like maybe 3 in my whole life? I read manga a lot more than watch anime and so that influences my story telling and comicking a lot. My current biggest manga influences are definitely Kazue Kato and Kaoru Mori. I love their work so so much. As for my general art style, I follow a ton of artists and that’s where most of the influence for my illustration style comes from. Some of the heavier influences are Shilin (https://twitter.com/Okolnir), Rei (https://twitter.com/rei_17), and Loika (https://twitter.com/loika).

🎨 We've noticed that you practice a variety of art styles. How has the exploration of different styles helped you grow as an artist?

Hmm, at this point I’m not sure myself as I’ve only recently begun to develop a secondary style. However, since my secondary art style has a simpler rendering stage, I find myself focusing more on creating compositions around silhouettes and colour rather than relying on lighting effects, which I’m really enjoying as it was something I struggled with previously. I’m looking forward to seeing how my two different styles will influence one another as I develop them both at the same time.

Oh, and it’s also always nice to have a diverse range of art styles that can suit my narrative needs haha.

🎨 Do you have a Facebook page, Twitter handle, or Instagram attendees can check out more of your art at?

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kimikoyuki_13

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kimiko_yuki/

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lenin-it-to-win-it · 6 years

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“this isnt a herem anime u fucken weebs”

summary: toshi gets injured and drama ensues when nighteye, naomasa, hizashi, and aizawa all show up to fuck him! who shall win his affections (and 8 foot thundercock) in the end? find out on this episode of “its almost 2 in the fucking morning i have class in 6 hours what the fuck am i doing”

notes: i decided to write this bc i thought naomasa and nighteye arguing over all might would be a Dank Meme and then i added mic and aizawa to make it a proper HaremTM, im dedicating this to @motojirou-kajii bc rose is literally the only reason i have the slightest interest in nighteye so congrats u are INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS HEAP OF SIN HOPE U LIKE IT FUCKO

***************************************************************************************all mite had broekn much of his limbs and ruptured all 3 of the orgens he had left so it was basically like any other day in his miserble life.

he was sad and loenly and even tho his arms were 8 feet long neither could reach his mightey montser cock that wuz also 8 feet long ;)).

“what a sad day this is for me, ALL MIGHT TM” he saed sadly. he coffed up blood and sighed sighfully. “if only ther was a nubile young man who could bring me confort,,”

sir niteeye crawled out from underneath the couch where he had been hiding for totally legitiemet, not secretly jacking his dick to all mights despare, reasons.

“sir nite ey” said toshinori weakly.

nihteye gently slapped toshinorys ass. “good nighteye. sleep tighteye.”

toshinori laghed. “dont let the bedbugs,,, biteeye?”

“nice fuckin going dr. genius u ruined the joke u stupid idiot” nighteye snapped angrely. “it was perfect but u pushed it 3 far and now its ruined 5ever. ur beating that dead horse harder than i beat my meat when i think of your grate jiggling jugs in that slutty little spandex onesie u run around in”

“not aneymor” toshinori cried as teers ran down his face. “my slutty dayz are over. now im just a sad old man. no mor spandex onsesies for me- only” his face scrunched up as he wept mournfully. “TASTEFUL TROUSERS AND LOOSE TURTLENECKS OH NGHTEYE WHAT IS MY LIEF BECONE??? I WISH I WER THE DED!!1”

nightey wipped out his two inch dick and bithc-slapped the sympol of peace across his fuckin face iwth it. “TOSHi YYou INgoRENT SlUT stop being EMO this isnt 2004 that shits not cute anymore fam”

toshi kept rcrying but now they were happey teers. “relly bro?? u think wer fam???”

nighteyey started wackin his ween. “o fuck ye dude, ur like my fuckably non-blood related older brother that id 10/10 would bang”

all mite opened his moth like he mIGHT (GET IT?!!??!1?) say words but befor that cold hapdlen, the door SLAMMED OPEN and nowmasa walked in.

“helo toshi my bff forever with whom i am best friends forever” he said, friendily. “i hav come to take care of u, my friEND!”

“NAO-NAO-CHAN!” toshi exclamed happely, his cockanoodledoo swellign up to the size of 3 lebron jameses with joy and knocking kniteey out the fuckin window. “MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER!!!!1! YOURE MY FRIEND AND I LOV U!!!”

“I LOV U TOO!!1” naomasa replied with much gaynes on his ordinary face.

“um E XC USUEE uuU!” niteeye saed angrielty as he crowled in thru the window, picking sticks out of his hare (sadly he left the stick up his ass). “TOshI who is this?!???”

“i could ask the SAME QUESTION!!” naomasma yelled with his boring eyes narrowing suspeciously. “toshi, who is this OTHER MAN??? is ther somethign u would liek to ExpLAnE?”

t0shi sweated nervsouly. “nao nao chan this is., um,, he,s,”

“IM NITEEYE” nighteye snapped, doing the anime glasses thing with his glasses. “his sidekiCk”

“ex sidekick” toshi added

“well iMM naomasa, his CURRENT best friend!” naomasa replied crossing his unremarkable arms.

“well ur currently abotu to get ur ass beAT u fuCKEN NORMIE” nighteye shouted threateningly as he flexed he collectiv 2 miligrams of muscle he had on his entire bodey.

“NORMIES REEE” shreiekd a fmailiar voice from the door which was still oepn.

“HIBACHI YAMDADDY???” nighteye roared, territorially draping his penis across toshinorys eyeball. “what teh abosulte Fuc K are u doign here you cheap hore???”

“excus u fucko im am NOt chEEP!” hizashy yelled igdignatly. “u can ask showta, it costs at LEAST three dollers to insrert ping pong balls up my ass! FOUR dolers if u wanna snort cockaeine off my stank tiddys.” hizashi lowered his voice shamefully. “the cokane isnt reel tho, its the powedery suger thing from like, pixy sticks. i cut open and shitlod of pixy sticks and sprinkle the sugar on my tiddys and predent its cocaine. MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!”

“take ur fake tits and ur fake cocaein and your FAKE ASS KMART WEAVE AND GET YOUR SKANK ASS GONE, BITCH!” naomasa shrieked, taking out a fucking glock that he had bc he was a PolicemenTM and shoting hizasy in the dickhole.

hizashy bled 2 death on the flor but other than that he wuz fine. ‘wat are all u beta cucks doing her?? i thot this was all mitgh-senpais house not an incel convention”

“IM here taking care of super dady so he’ll repay me with the secks!” nighetye proclaimed proudly. “idk wat HES doing heer” he added pointing at naowmasa.

“Im supoorting my best friend you nutless heap of used scrotumz!” naomasa replied upsettedly. “bc im a GOOd PERson and I c ARE”

“how du u even KNOw ur best friends?” niteye asked snottily. “mayebe IM hi best friend!1”

“fat chance bozo!” naomaasa laffed as he tore off his plain white shirt revealign his chest wich was totally unremarkable except the tatto ritten in comick sanz that sed “ALL MIGHTES BEST FRIEND FORVER, LUV ALL MITE PS. SIR NITEEYE CAN LICK A CHODE”

nighteye gasped, infurieted and only slightly aroused. “ya well wateVER” he snapped pissily. “its not like some piece of shit tattoo is legaly binding”

naomasa turned around. “THIS TATOO IS LEGALY BINDING, SIGNED THE FUCKIGN GOVERNMENT OF JAPANESE???” nigtheye yelled loudly, reading the rest of the tatoo. “wel maybe i dont CARE about the law! im a bad bitch FUCK THA POLICE!!!”

naomasa smirked “all might sure is”

toshinori paused what he was doing- chewing off his own arm to escape- long enuff ot nod and conferm this fact so the fact was almost as firm as nighteyes salty rage boner.

be4 nightey could kik naomasa in the eyebal, aizawa walked in. he wasnt werring clothes but his nakeed body was covered in hair and appelsauce so it was basicaly hthe same thign.

“sup toshy” he said unceremonsioulsly faceplanting onto toshis bony ass. “i herd u got injured. want som simpathy secks?”

“Not from YUO, u BIG DUM DOODOOHEAD!” hizashi shrieked, thrusting angriyl against aizawa. he tenderly inserted his weenie hut jr into aizawas mouth. “from us.”

“wher did this walking bag of stray pubes come from?” noamasa asked confusedly.

“straight from ur moms house, pissbaby!” azawa roared sexily. “ya, thats rite, idk who ur mom even is and i fucked her.”

“but rnt u gay??” naomasa asked confusedly

“nowmasa ur denser than a bowling ball made of other, heavier bowling balls” nighteye snapped frustratedly. “ thats the JOKE!!”

“ur sex lifes a joke” aizawa sed, flipping his slimy hare over his sholder. thre ded flies fell out.

“OH SHIT SON GET DUNKED ON” hizashi yelled proudly hi-5ving aizawa with his dick.

“WHY DONT U GO FUCK A CAT YOU GREASY CUMSOCK” nighteye screamed enragedly as all the vains in his silly time sexin snake popped open.

“been ther don that” aizawa sed flatly “wy dont u shov ur hand up ur ass and c if u can find anymore shit comebacks”

“oh snap” naomasa whispered quietly

“YOU SINGLE PEACE OF STALE WHITE BREAD I WIL KIL U WERHE U STAND” nigheye SHREKED as allstar by smashmouth stared playing on hziashys neck speeker.

“pls comrades do not fite over me” said toshinory sadly “violenc dosnt turn me on, im not endeovor”

“endevor is literally the fuckign worst thign to excist ever” naomasa agreed

“iv sen the minion porn hizashy jacks off to but i still agree” aizawa also aggred

“MINIONS WITH FAT TITS ARE HOTTER THAN NEDEVORS STEAMING NIPPLES WILL EVER BE!” mic agreedded impassionetly!

“it seems like we all agree” said nighteye agreebly.

every1 agred.

“c were not so differnt are we?” said toshinoriy, putting down his half gnawed arm “cant we all b firends?”

“or we coudl all FUCK” hizashi suggested eagerly

“yes, share my body for the glory of cummunism!” all mighte was happey to say

“this isnt a herem anime u sack of shit weebs” ngihteye replied disgustedly

“wat about,,.” hizashy pulled down his pants reveelign the sord art online tato of kiritows face he got on his asscheek in the 4th grade “NOW”

nighteyse night eyes welled up with teers. “oh ddady,,” he tore off his shrit to show the tato of asunas face he had on his left boob “TAKE ME NOW”

they all fukced and toshinory coghed up blod multiple times, hizashy was mssing at least 40 percent of his penis, nighteye kept calling toshy “daddy”, naomasa responded to 3 calls from the polece station mid-nut, and they all got rugburn from aizawas big ol donkey dick the end

#bnha #here come dat fic o shit waddup #i spent like #two hours on this

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