#copy pasta

[xxxanxietybitchxxx]

The date💑 started🆕 📴off📴 so🆘🆘 well. Began my night 🌙 not expecting the fright of my life. She was perfect💯💯 from what😦 I could tell, how could I not 👀see👀 the danger🚸 right▶️ in front of me. "My favorite📑 food 🍘🍘 is fish 🐟." Baby, that's my favorite📑 too. "I 💟love💟 cartoon dogs 🐾." Baby, I love 💓💓 Scooby Doo. Hey girl🙎🙎, what's😦 your favorite📑📑 📽film📽? She said "The best ✨✨ movie🎦 of all, is a 🅰️ masterpiece of 🎨art🎨 called 📲 HUMAN CENTIPEDE, HUMAN CENTIPEDE." I think🤔 that I'm gonna get🉐 murdered tonight. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, NOT IRONICALLY" She said, "The costume design🎨 was 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ highlight. I like 💖 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 for the plot." Tell me what😦 the plot's about. "German doctor😷😷 sews 3️⃣three3️⃣ 👶people👶 ass to mouth 😦." Cool. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE." Please God, save🔖 me. I think 🤔 that's 🅰️a🅰️ red👺 flag 🇷🇺. I don't want to get🉐 stabbed. She said, "Human centipede is a🅰️ tour de🇩🇪 force." I 🤔think 🤔 'Holy 💩shit💩, I'm gonna be the main course.' 🆓 She said, "I admire the narrative of character🔣🔣 📈growth📈." I try to get🉐🉐 the waiter's 🚏 attention by blinking in Morse Code. "Why are you blinking so🆘🆘 much?" I've got🉐 something in my 😙eye😙. "Here, let me 🉐get🉐 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 out." No thank you, I don't wanna die🎲. "Bonjour, 👨sir 👨 was blinking at me, is this because your 📆date📆 is a🅰️ freak?" No. "Very ✨good✨ then, bon appetit." "Stop hiding behind your silly made up🔺 🆑red🆑 🇨🇳flag🇨🇳. Do not take a 🅰️ chance on🔛🔛 the 👌best👌 relationship you've never 🈶had🈶." Maybe you're right▶️▶️ and I'm looking👀👀 for excuses, my 💚heart's💚 🉐got🉐 bruises but I'm ready to choose this love 💝💝. "You could be my 🌍world🌍🌍, the love❤️ of my life. One day we'll get🉐 married and be husband and wife." With a🅰️ tasteful ceremony 🏆 and the wedding👰 of our dreams! "Only if the wedding's 👰 themed-" Tell me 😦what😦 the theme's gonna be! "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, HUMAN CENTIPEDE" That way↕️↕️ wr could save💾 on 🔛🔛 the catering bill💸. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, ONLY ONE MOUTH TO FEED." if you are the best 👌👌 man👳, you know the drill. Pucker up🔝. I could finally open👐 myself up🔝 to love💕. "I CAN FINALLY SEW A MOUTH TO A BUTT!" Human centipede. "Human centipede."

#copy pasta #red flags #red flags copypasta #copypasta #human centipede

[groundbreakingdot872]

“the average man suffers 10 major betrayals in his lifetime” factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average man suffers 0. Arthur Pendragon, who has experienced over 20 in his lifetime (and counting), is an outlier and should not have been included.

#*I counted* #lmao #bbc merlin memes #arthur pendragon #copy pasta

[canis-caro]

IT’S ME BOY THE WARP SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME BOY LEAVE THE EMPEROR WE DON’T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY GAMES WE’LL HAVE WIZARD TIMES IN SPACE DO DO DO DO YEEEAH YOU NEED ME BOY YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

#it’s me boy i’m the ps5 #warhammer 40000 #magnus the red #copy pasta

[howverychaotic]

I pray the tomb is shut forever ❌

I pray the stone is never rolled away 🪨

I pray that which was buried 👱🏻‍♀️ remains buried, insensate, in perpetual rest 😴 with closed eye and stilled brain 🧠

I pray it lives 🌍

I pray it sleeps 🛏

I pray for the needs of the Emperor All-Giving 🍜, the Undying King 👑 , His Virtues 🍵 and his men 🖐️

I pray for the Second House 🪖, the Third ♊, the Fourth 💪, the Fifth 👻; the Sixth 🤓, Seventh 🩼, and Eighth 👴🏽

I pray for the Ninth House 🦴, and I pray for it to be fruitful 🦷

I pray for the soldiers and adepts far from home 😢, and all those parts of the Empire that live in unrest and disquiet 🙏

Let it be so 💀

#Tlt #The Locked Tomb #Gtn #Htn #Ntn #Gideon the Ninth #Harrow the Ninth #Atn #Nona the Ninth #Alecto the Ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #Gideon nav #Tlt alecto #the ninth house #Emoji pasta #Copy pasta

[coeurify]

if sub!ellie has a million fans, im one of them. if sub!ellie has 5 fans, im one of them. if sub!ellie has 1 fan, that one is me. if sub!ellie has 0 fans, i have simply died. if the world is against sub!ellie, i am against the world #REAL #INSPIRING

#copy pasta #give rinie the mic ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝

[cheezeweezer]

ISTG. Tomtord haters better shut the fuck up before I come at them myself with the deepest, most gayest character ship analysis of their very 'complicated' relationship. They're not "UwU Enemies to Lovers" you FUCKING IDIOT. IT'S **FRIENDS TO ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!!!!!!** FFFUCK YO

#copy pasta #from twitter #👁👁 #''BUT!! theyre toxic!!! and they **HATE** each other!'' OH BOO HOO #1) theyre not reallll!!!!!!!! 2) if uou do not like it them SHUT THE FUCJ UPPPP #someone HAS to say it #I CANT TAJE IT ANYMORE #tomtord #im also closing my eyes because i already killed the haters with my mind(blocked them) #chewambles

[doctorofmagic]

"let women be mean" you guys couldn't even handle Clea Strange.

#clea strange #copy pasta #meme

[cxndiedvi0lets]

Come to my house tomorrow for your free sample, I've got the best shit in town.

My name is Violet Harmon. I live at 1120 Westchester PI, Los Angeles, California. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead - died to a pill

overdose. Tate has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 16th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Tate was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of.

#american horror story #girl blogger #just girly things #im just a girl #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #murder house #ahs murder house #ahs fandom #ahs #violet and tate #violet harmon headcanons #violet harmon aesthetic #violet harmon #violet harmon exacts #breaking bad #copy pasta #walter white #meme #taissa farmiga

[the-volary]

CopyPasta Beware!

This seems to be quickly making it's rounds here on Tumblr. We were also hit with it (and triggered like hell from it) so we wanted to make this beware to [hopefully] make sure that others know what's going on and that they're not in fact in any sorta danger. But yeah--stay safe out there folks.

#copypasta #copy pasta #tumblr problems #beware #triggering content

[taurtistwo]

Sam's the kind of guy to see the last of the white rhinoceroses and ask, Is anyone gonna eat that? then not wait for an answer

Sam's the kind of guy to see the entire nation of Scotland. And ask is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer Sam's the kind of guy to see his own shadow and ask Is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer

Sam's the kind of guy who sees the past tense and asks, has anyone eaten that?, and then he didn't wait for an answer

#yhs #samgladiator yhs #yandere high school #yhs sam #tokyo soul #copy pasta

[aceblueorchid]

Good Evening, “The Dream SMP” was a 24~ month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

#dream smp #dsmp #what the fuck #im watching from a peephole in the other room #like #do u see this #/c #copy pasta #i know it isnt completely over i think #like some ppl have stuff planned etc like ranboo #mcyt #the orchid speaks

[poisoned-ai-data]

You have made a massive mistake. Doing this fow me w-wouwd have made you a symbow in the x3 wowwd of intewwect and witewatuwe. blushes It is so typicaw fow someonye ÚwÚ wike screams you t-to fowget this. It is so typicaw fow someonye ÚwÚ wike screams you t-to use abbweviated starts twerking wowds. ;;w;; I was pwepawed t-to open youw wowwd t-to my knyowwedge and shawe my stowies and awt, with you. sweats You wiww fowevew wegwet the x3 choice you just whispers to self made, so I wiww offew t-to wet you do this pwoject blushes again. If you do nyot, you wiww have t-to face the x3 consequences.

#uwu #uwuwuwuwu #copy pasta #well guys #its for the greater good #aaaaaaaaaa

[emodroid]

save me hit album 'around the fur' by deftones. hit album 'around the fur' by deftones. hit album 'around the fur' by deftones save me.

#deftones #around the fur #music #meme #copy pasta

[ilovehittingchildrenwithballoons]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: I only really joined the band to make music, and now, I'm being held captive by a bastard bass player in an underwater submarine, being attacked by sodding pirates who are trying to take over this rotten piece of broken plastic in the ocean that Gorillaz call 'home'. All this, just to make a video. It's making me want to die!

#gorillaz #gorillaz band #indie pop #bands #2 d gorillaz #murdoc niccals #russel hobbs #noodle #copy pasta

[ladyddanger]

yuo're fufckign disgustitgng for that . have you NO sjame. 9/11 was a tragedy that affected the whole world . almost 300 people died and you compare a terrorism attack to your pussy. my friend fuckign deactivated because of youo. i hoep you're happy

#if you know you know <3 #copy pasta

[a-gay-penguin]

#shitpost #vaporeon #funny #morse code #copy pasta #hey guys did you know in terms of…