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For My Dear Uncle
> I had originally planned to submit an official obituary for him in the local newspaper, but then I remembered I'm a broke college student who also sucks at writing... so bare with me.
- Juan (Johnny) Roberto Vaca, Age 38
Johnny was born August 11th, 1984.
The year for some of the best cult classics, "Purple Rain" and "Ghostbusters". It was also the year that the funniest, clumsiest, most goofball of a person, and my favorite Uncle was born.
Whether it was with his constant "Pee-Wee Herman impressions" (a person that I didn't have the heart to tell him I was to young to know) or his parodying of famous song lyrics like Selena Quintanilla's "Late at night I clean my room". He never failed to put a smile on my face.
Lover of all things Dallas Cowboys and Hot Cheetos. Youngest of six children, the baby of the family, and the first to leave us far too soon.
On Octorber 11th 2022, at 7:07am he left his family and this world a raving mess and a far colder place at his abrupt passing.
A loving son, husband, father, and brother. We'll miss our little goofball.
>> Please consider donating for his Funeral costs. Anything will help, even a dollar.
We want to have him buried beside his mother where she can watch over him for us.
Thanks you guys.
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Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.
His grey hairs are so earned
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i have been warned by the kind people at the post office that the usa is cracking down on oversize lettermail that has anything other than paper in it (so far as to send back someone's baseball cards, even?!) so we may be saying goodbye to shipping charms for less than fifteen bucks ;w; we'll see if this last round of orders gets sent back to me or not!
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dude i hate been bedridden
It fucking weekend, i need to woooork!
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it’s a long way down to the bottom of the river
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Okay...but imagine me...with silver/grey streaks in the very front of my hair, like the face framing parts. Would that not be a slay? A beautifully villainous slay? I think it would be.
I wish this pic was better but my fit was also a slay today and I wanted to share it. Y'know, for gender envy purposes. Poet shirt made by mi.
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more filipino bmc. if anyone cares.
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Separated at Birth?
Our custom widget that checks for duplicated images suggested this unlikely pairing. See the original post for photo source details.
Wondering about this post? Wait for the dissertation (TBA). For now: Weblog ◆ Books ◆ Videos ◆ Music ◆ Etsy
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For My Dear Uncle
> I had originally planned to submit an official obituary for him in the local newspaper, but then I remembered I'm a broke college student who also sucks at writing... so bare with me.
- Juan (Johnny) Roberto Vaca, Age 38
Johnny was born August 11th, 1984.
The year for some of the best cult classics, "Purple Rain" and "Ghostbusters". It was also the year that the funniest, clumsiest, most goofball of a person, and my favorite Uncle was born.
Whether it was with his constant "Pee-Wee Herman impressions" (a person that I didn't have the heart to tell him I was to young to know) or his parodying of famous song lyrics like Selena Quintanilla's "Late at night I clean my room". He never failed to put a smile on my face.
Lover of all things Dallas Cowboys and Hot Cheetos. Youngest of six children, the baby of the family, and the first to leave us far too soon.
On Octorber 11th 2022, at 7:07am he left his family and this world a raving mess and a far colder place at his abrupt passing.
A loving son, husband, father, and brother. We'll miss our little goofball.
>> Please consider donating for his Funeral costs. Anything will help, even a dollar.
We want to have him buried beside his mother where she can watch over him for us.
Thanks you guys.
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I hate adulthood. I have to work tonight but my cat decided to swallow and shit out a string so I had to take him to the emergency vet I'm
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I was raised with egg chickens and those little shits are so happy and peaceful, they are given warmth and food and housing and protection- same with meat ones, they live so well and issue-free, they are protected from predators and never run out of food, wheres the problem??? THey will die eventually anyway! I'd rather have chickens raised well and killed ethically than them get treated badly, cause I will be eating chicken either way, they taste good.
RIGHT like... this is a quality of life thing for me, they aren't exactly living in a factory farm!! these motherfuckers live well. and they owe me money. also we don't generally butcher our birds, personally, we just let them get old- but I'm starting to think that we should, bc when chickens live a little too long then their deaths start getting REAL stressful
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omg your draluc nenodroid is so cute, was he easy to make? its so genius, i wanna make my own blorbo dress up dolls
nendoroid dolls are very easy to make!! draluc had some extra steps cus i painted his body but here are some guides and some doll bodies that people often use for their nendoroid heads:
obitsu11 bodies are really popular and fairly easy to get. they do need a neck peg alteration and there are a few tutorials online [1] [2] for how to do it! (i can't seem to find it now but if anyone can find the one that uses cut up plastic credit cards to replace the connecting part i'd love that as reference as it's the most sturdy one imo)
nendoroid dolls are a little smaller and very easy to put together since they're the same brand and meant for this use. as a note: they're kinda flimsy!! and imo the proportions arent as cute as other dolls. too tiny of hands
ninimal (a very good clothes shop for obitsuroids/nendoroid dolls you WILL get sucked in by all their tiny cute things) also has a ninibody (this is the one draluc has!) that is a bit taller and slimmer.
there are also nowadays a few different kinds of ball jointed dolls that are compatible with nendoroids! the way the S hook and elastic attach is already compatible with the hole left in the neck joint. off the top of my head there's UFDoll 1.0, UFDoll 2.0 (with toonier limbs) and bonbon galaxy's 1/12 dolls that come in human as well as three different styles of anthro plus mermaids and taurs!
on top of that there are all these really cute blind box bjds out there that you could take apart to use for nendoroids, and they even already come with outfits and everything!
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god help me
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The 1x00 AHiB -> 4x06 glowup
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