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#creeypasta incorrect quotes
tic-toc-clock77 · 14 days
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Liu, upon introducing himself: "I have multiple personality disorder..."
Nina, deciding to be the funniest person in the world: "Damn, are any of them 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?😈👅"
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scary-lasagna · 1 year
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Slender: I just hope Jeff wont be a bad influence on you, [Y/N].
[Y/N]: Oh no! Jeff’s not bad! Honest!
[Y/N]: He’s just dumb! <3
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angelwowings · 5 months
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Toby: what do you even get from being a proxy? we’re not even getting paid?
Tim: a criminal record.
(Based on a conversation me and my partner had I thought this would be funny)
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creepy-bae-eds · 1 year
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Y/N: Are we flirting or fighting?
Toby: I'm pin-pinning you t-to the wall?
Y/N: Okay? And???
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sanityshorror · 1 year
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Made this meme of Julius the Dressmaker and Killian Lynch xD I couldn't help myself xD
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dinklebat · 3 years
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hey there it’s creepypasta incorrect quotes part 9 o’clock
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masky: where are you going?
jeff: hell.
masky: no like right now
jeff: oh. mcdonald’s.
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toby: you know what I’ve realized?
y/n: some thoughts are better left unsaid?
toby: nice try, anyways-
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y/n: if you got arrested what would be the charges?
rowan: theft.
ben : disturbing the peace.
clockwork : aggravated assault.
toby: arson.
jeff : all of the above, in that order
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jeff: from now on we will be using code names.
jeff: you can address me as “eagle one”.
jeff: nina is “been there done that”.
jeff: y/n is “currently doing that”.
jeff: ben is “it happened once in a dream”.
jeff: toby is “if I had to pick a proxy”.
jeff: And hoodie is..
jeff: “eagle two“
hoodie: oh thank god.
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kate: they look like a real handful. how do you deal with them?
masky, watching nina screaming, jane trying to set a sleeping jeff on fire, and doby choking on air: I don't know either.
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rowan: i don’t get what the big deal is about eating meat, plants have emotions and personalities too but you all eat them just fine.
nina: plants have feelings too?! what is this? now I can't have food!
toby: you can eat a rock.
y/n: air.
x virus: the fabric of time and space.
ben: chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
nina: You guys are not helpful.
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masky: we might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
slenderman: well, that was entirely predictable.
hoodie: one of them punched a gang member.
slenderman: jeff?
masky: y/n, actually.
slenderman: oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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toby: we have a problem.
masky: let me guess, you caused it?
kagekao: gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
ej: And it's another tuesday, your point?
hoodie: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
liu: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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doby: what did you guys get in your yearbook?
jeff: 'prettiest smile'
y/n: 'nicest personality'
nina: 'most likely to start a bar fight'
hoodie: 'least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’
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masky: you're a lying piece of shit!
toby: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
kate: I'm leaving and I'm taking y/n with me!
hoodie, gathering cards: aaaaand that's enough monopoly for today.
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shadowgamerhalo · 3 years
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Incorrect quote 34#
Toby: Hey Ben.
Ben: What?
Toby smirking: Are ghosts boneless skeletons? Or are skeletons boned ghosts?
Ben:
Ben: *window crashing noises*
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crebby · 3 years
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Rowan, having to witness Toby trying to kill Camelia: please you need to sto- Lawrencij: no no, try harder, Toby. mere injuries won't cut it.
Lawrencij belongs to me Rowan belongs to @dinklebat Camelia belongs to @theweepingdemons
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pernicious-pastas · 4 years
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ben and toby stoned out of their minds: we’re rats. we’re rat. we’re the rats, we prey at night we stalk at night we’re the rats!! ✨🕺🕺✨
jeff. also extremely stoned: i’m the gAINT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RUUUUULES
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Reed: And the ugly duckling had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see, children, there is hope for anyone.
Jeff: Even me?
Reed: No.
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tic-toc-clock77 · 2 months
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Clockwork, mulling over what to make for breakfast: Hey Toby, you want waffles?
Toby, getting flashbacks: the war......
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tic-toc-clock77 · 14 days
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[The group does a DNA/Heritage test]
Nina: "Clocky is french!"
Nina: "Toby's ancestors come from Germany..."
Nina, disappointed: "And Jeff is white."
[Source: Close Enough (show)]
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tic-toc-clock77 · 1 month
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Nina: "I'm gonna get vertigo!"
Jeff: "I'm a Virgo!"
EJ: "You're a virgin."
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tic-toc-clock77 · 25 days
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Slenderman: "I need you to look at the screen right now."
[Photo of Toby setting a mass portion of the forest on fire by mistake while Clockwork chases him down, failing to stop him]
Slenderman: "That's your man?"
Clockwork: "That's mine<3"
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tic-toc-clock77 · 7 days
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Clockwork: "How come other girls can say girlfriend when talking about a female friend..."
Clockwork: "But I can't say this is my malewife, boytoy twink Toby?"
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tic-toc-clock77 · 2 months
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Zero, blocking Nina from Jeff: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Jeff: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.
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