hey there it’s creepypasta incorrect quotes part 9 o’clock
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masky: where are you going?
jeff: hell.
masky: no like right now
jeff: oh. mcdonald’s.
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toby: you know what I’ve realized?
y/n: some thoughts are better left unsaid?
toby: nice try, anyways-
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y/n: if you got arrested what would be the charges?
rowan: theft.
ben : disturbing the peace.
clockwork : aggravated assault.
toby: arson.
jeff : all of the above, in that order
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jeff: from now on we will be using code names.
jeff: you can address me as “eagle one”.
jeff: nina is “been there done that”.
jeff: y/n is “currently doing that”.
jeff: ben is “it happened once in a dream”.
jeff: toby is “if I had to pick a proxy”.
jeff: And hoodie is..
jeff: “eagle two“
hoodie: oh thank god.
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kate: they look like a real handful. how do you deal with them?
masky, watching nina screaming, jane trying to set a sleeping jeff on fire, and doby choking on air: I don't know either.
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rowan: i don’t get what the big deal is about eating meat, plants have emotions and personalities too but you all eat them just fine.
nina: plants have feelings too?! what is this? now I can't have food!
toby: you can eat a rock.
y/n: air.
x virus: the fabric of time and space.
ben: chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
nina: You guys are not helpful.
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masky: we might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
slenderman: well, that was entirely predictable.
hoodie: one of them punched a gang member.
slenderman: jeff?
masky: y/n, actually.
slenderman: oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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toby: we have a problem.
masky: let me guess, you caused it?
kagekao: gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
ej: And it's another tuesday, your point?
hoodie: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
liu: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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doby: what did you guys get in your yearbook?
jeff: 'prettiest smile'
y/n: 'nicest personality'
nina: 'most likely to start a bar fight'
hoodie: 'least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’
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masky: you're a lying piece of shit!
toby: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
kate: I'm leaving and I'm taking y/n with me!
hoodie, gathering cards: aaaaand that's enough monopoly for today.
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